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>>19174759Sounds about right, Mayu's ankle was fucked so she couldn't carry her part of the match.Shame because their last match before Iyo left for WWE was fantastic - starts slow but picks up pace as the match progresses.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A85LEsVyMXM
>>19174759I thought Iyo Sky was the best wrestler in the world. Shouldn't she be getting the highest rated matches ever?
>>19174759lel
I'd go 4 too. Wasn't that good.
>>19174759Too high desu, there were a couple of very bad botches
>>19174759219bros...tossybros...
>>19174759
>>19174759Iyo saw the small crowd they drew and said "fuck this" and wrestled a safe RAW house show match
>>19174759Iyo vs Utami got 4.75 last year. Is Mayu washed these days?
>>19174845Same as the Utami match last year. Instead of getting over Utami it was Iyo Sky doing moves.
Uncle Meltzer putting his big fat circumcised Jewish cock in all of the Joshipedos' asses
>>19174826the rating system is fucking broken to shit when 4 counts for "wasn't that good"
>>19174845Where is this from? Can you post the rest?
>>19174918It's not the rating system that's broken, just the expectations people put on it - Meltzer straight up said it was a great match.
Mercedes was always the psychologically better wrestler than IYO but fans mistake athleticism and smoothness for "good". Same reason CM Punk is better wrestler than Kurt Angle.
>>19174759Birb >> Iyo
>>19174938yabai, yellowfeverbros...
>>19174845No lies detected (I haven't watched the match yet)
>>19174938Alexa and Charlotte carried her. The crowd was constantly chanting for Charlotte and dead silent for her.
>>19174845I agree with Dave here, but doesn't he also give Will Ospreay 5 stars who does nothing but move exhibitions? Why is he only complaining about psychology now?
>>19174866Mayu is injured, which Dave somehow didn't mention.>>19174871Sky is there to give Marigold buzz, not 'pass the torch' >>19174926How new are you
>>19174936Asuka and Charlotte and Mayu are the best. Everyone else is in a lower tier and Mayu doesn't get to show it as much because she has to go along with the style of wrestling demanded of her.
>>19174965>Sky is there to give Marigold buzz, not 'pass the torch' Wow so the only way she can give them buzz is by boring squash matches. If only there was another way.
>>19174989It was probably only a squash because of Mayu's injury, she couldn't do what she normally can do (as evidenced by her botch when her ankle gave out).
No mention of any injury in any comments on cagematch where all the joshipedos rated the match 9 or 10. Sounds like cope to me
>>19175013The Utami match was also a squash. Rossy puts Iyo on a pedestal and the other girls just let her do everything while they stand there instead of having a match.
>>19175042I mentioned Mayu's injury on the Seri match for a defense on why the match wasn't so good (rated 7) and I got banned for intentionally tanking the ratings of a match (first review ever). So maybe other people who didn't give Mayu a 10 and say she was the greatest ever had the same thing happen?
>>19175042>copehttps://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mayu-iwatani-recovering-from-injuries-to-left-right-ankles-says-shell-be-fine-for-match-against-iyo-sky/
It would've been 5 stars in AEW
>>19175045>they just stand thereYou understand that there is more to wrestling than just offense, right?Selling, being in position, taking moves safely, no one just *stands around* in a good match and Meltzer gave that one ****3/4.
>>19175098cope.
>>19175100The billy joel
>>19175084Name three AEW women’s matches he’s given 5 stars.
the injury was a lie so she didn't have to go to mirai's farewell gauntlet or the matches 8 hours away by train. she's done it multiple times.
>>19174759Mayu got 4 stars with 2 injured ankles, pretty impressive
>>19175100>I don't have a counter-argument so I'll just call facts copeYou argue like a libtard.
>>19175127>she pretended to have an injury that could risk the gate at the biggest show of her promotion, which she depends on for her livelihood, just to get out of participating in a match in which her presence would also boost said promotionSee, this is what cope actually looks like.
>>19174956Yup. Omega vs Asspray in Japan was just Omega beating the shit out of Assplay. He's a hypocrite.
>>19175179See, this is what someone who doesn't follow the product and Mayus mental illness looks like.
>>19175257Nah, the only mental illness here is yours.
Score updated to 4.5 stars
>>19175573Yeah, apparently it was a typo in the pdf.**** is a good rating too though, anything over ** he thought was more than decent.>Briefly, a dud match is one without any redeeming social value. Five stars is for something stupendous. I may see eight or nine five star matches per year. A negative rating means not only was the match worthless, but obnoxiously bad. 0.5 is for a terrible match, but at least there was a high spot or something. 1 is a bad match, 1.5 is below average but tolerable; 2 average, 2.5 kind of good; 3 Quite good; 3.5 almost great; 4 excellent; 4.5 better than you can ask for.
I would say more like 1/4*. It was a pretty shitty match. Mayu sucks ass.
>>19175689Says the guy who didn't even watch it but has to false flag because of his JDS
So... It was a great match in his eyes?
>>19175699Pretty much, now the haters have to pivot to how Meltzer ratings don't really matter and how he's a blight on the industry since their first attempt at concern trolling fell flat on its ass
>>19174936>Same reason CM Punk is better wrestler than Kurt Angle.How so? How do you figure that to be the case?
>>19175573Whoopsy, 4.5 Stars confirmed
>>19176102Birbfags...
>not even super exciting>****.5That will be $14.99 please
>>19174759You were saying?
>>19174759OP BTFO>>19176173
>>19176173Meltzer crumbled under the pressureSAD
>>19176173Kek Iyofags bullied him into updating the score Kinda based desu
>>19176173OP totally BTFO by a fucking typo, holy kekaroooooo
>>19176622I mean to be fair it's not really a btfo if information changes after the fact
>>19174759>Please Meltzer, tell us what to like.
>>19174759Mayu is always the weak link in any match. Yet pedo smarks still glaze this shitter. sad
>>19174938We love our workrate queen
>>19176173kek maybe a 3 star if that. Match was shit. Old man is senile.
>>19176173 kek maybe a 9 star if that. Match was AMAZING . Old man is FINALLY COHERENT.
>>19176683I literally do this
>>19174841pretty much everything gets an extra 1-2 stars or so from Dave these days it's retarded. Women's matches in particular get overrated hard as fuck.
>>19174845>>19174759Mayu was hurt. It was also a dave special where he takes off like a star and a half if it's WWE and gives a star and a half if it's gayew. see all the stars of david assplay has despite the fact no one has ever willingly paid money to see assplay
Midyu and Piggo suck and both kneel to Queen Tam. Marigroom and WWpEdo BTFO.
>>19177805https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/mayu-iwatani-recovering-from-injuries-to-left-right-ankles-says-shell-be-fine-for-match-against-iyo-sky/
>>19175243But that's why it's a based match thoKenny murdered Assplay
>>19177811KEK! This all you have faggot? Excuses? Kenny, Osprey, and Okada are all injured and ball still have amazing matches. Truth is Piggo is obese and Midyu is washed.
>>19177827Bah, we both know women aren't up to the performance standards men are.The best men can put on matches that are a 10. Women are capable of 8s or 9s. It's just that the 8s and 9s that are usually put on these days by women are better than the 5s and 6s most guys are doing. Once men are putting on 8s, 9s, and 10s on a regular basis again no one's going to give a fuck about joshi but some of us are just trying to enjoy decent wrestling where we can get it.
>>19178580The 3 star generals
>>19177811>CopeMayu knew she would shit the bed and looked for an excuse
>>19178733Damn dawg, this true?Can't believe I believed that bitch.
>>19174871>>19174845I think Rossy books them as Iyo showcases. Plus Mayu was injured this time around.
>>19178580Iyo's personal job squad.
>>19174759Imagine giving two shits about the opinions of a senile old weeb and his precious star ratings.
>>19178857ya seethe?
>>19178848'fraid so, tired of rooting for these losers.
How can stars be counted in decimals? You can't have half or three fourths of a star. Can you just flippantly make the sun a fraction of itself? I doubt you or anyone could. This leads me to conclude that reviews of any form of entertainment are dogshit slop for fucking retards and autists.
>>19177816Yeah, I love that match for that same reason but it's hypocritical of Dave to use that as an excuse. Just be honest and say >too long and gay He'd honestly get more respect
>>19174956Ospreay breaks his neck (literally) selling for people to get them over, though. It's the opposite of what you're implying.Ospreay is a bumper first and foremost and a movez movez guy second, same as Ibushi (just better)
>>19177802lmao it's funny because e-slop main events are guaranteed 4* no matter how putrid they are
>>19174956>>19179432assplay is just a moves moves moves guy, but dave loves him since he doesn't work for WWE.I'm pretty sure dave has always been a retard who tried to do >muh indie and muh japan better than WWE muh movesjust to be a hipster, but no one realized because people didn't have good access to japanese stuff until recently
Poor IYO
>>19174759generous desu
OPetty KWABOTY late contender!
very grim
