Card>Carmelo Hayes vs Kit Wilson>Alexa Bliss vs Nia Jax
>>19174934E-Kino is back bros
>>19174934Actual card
For the first time in awhile. I don't work on Halloween. So I'll buy a bag of cookies and soda. And watch Smackdown.
>>19175040It's Halloween brother. Go out and get paid and laid. Watch Smackdown tmrw.
>>19174934they need to do ilja vs la parka for the open challene
>>19174934Who the fuck is Kit Wilson?
In for Codeman
>>19175055The 80s were so based
>>19175040Grim
>>19175376oh this just reminded me it’s definitely gonna be mr iguana for the open challengeit SHOULD be parka but it’ll be iguana
>>19175389jannetty of pretty deadlyhis partner got KWABbed by big israel nathan frazer so they’re bringing him back to job before he gets released
>>19174934This might legitimately be a no milly week. Oh well. Have a happy Halloween everyone
>>19174934the dodgers (giga heels) are about to get NASHED by the blue jays (giga babyfaces) and you all are gonna be watching a program designed for children.
>>19175055Built for 40yo Latinas that had to go back to wrestling to pay alimony to their ex husband.
weakest card in a long time
>>19175585>Cena's exLEMME BURY MYSELF MORE FOR YA!
>>19174934This is the WWE equivalent of an episode of Collision but with half the matches
>>19174934no trick or treat street fight? i'm done with WWE
>>19175678We need a sexy Halloween costume contest that ends in the women ripping clothes off each other while Jerry Lawler jerks off in the corner
>>19174934will DIY be on tonight?
>>19175619she is looking to sheathe Knight's sword, if you know what I mean
>>19174934IT'S TIME TO MORE WOMEME MATCHESTIME FOR MORE WOMEME MATCHEMUHAHAHAIT'S ALL THE WOMEME AMTCHES AND HOW YOU WATCH THEMIT'S ALL ABOUT BORING THE CROWD AND PUT THEM TO SLEEP
>>19175585>>19175619I seem to have missed a few days of gossip, what's the story with LA Knight and Latinas?
>>19174934>>19175040holy grimola smackdown is so dimeless
>>19174934whatever happened to Elton Prince? Is he retired?
>>19175040repugnant card
>>19176430nathan frazer busted his face open months and months ago and hasn’t been seen since, presumably he broke some face bone cause otherwise idk why he’s been gone so long. and this is the first match kit has had in a while, i think they only brought him out to job once in the time since elton’s injury (besides tonight).
>dawkins 150 spots lower than montezsmarks are insane
This is gonna be one for the ages boys. I ate all my candy yesterday but that's okay because I have cocaine booze pizza wings extremely loud speakers to annoy the neighbors and lots of firewood. *puts on my Rey Mysterio mask and grins*
kek'd
>>19176451Prince is the Michaels, let's see how the Janetty does.
>>19176468they are obsessed with him being this breakout star, it's so fucking weird. dude doesn't have it.
>>19176468>>19176522dawk betta
>>19176468I only know like 10% of that list am I a racist?
>>19176371Nikki Bella is in heat. And LA Knight was in her crosshairs
>>19176541yes
why does that unsafe shitter Jax still get booked? she’s injured half the roster at this point
>>19176610kairi has injured many more people than nia in the last 3 years
>>19176613shes hot and Asian though
>>19176617>shes hot
>>19176468>62. Kiana James>171. Mia Yim>Sol Ruca isn't on it
>>19176468I don't see Sol or Jaida anywhere on that list, though my eyes kinda glaze over after 150. Surely they should be in the top 150 though.
>>19176468BW500 is just Delusion500' Not even black people give two shits about Lee Moriarty, Lee Johnson, or Darius Carter, or Darius Lockhart or a Darius Martin.They couldn't point them out at a police line up if they got a million bucks for snitching even if they wanted to. Fact that someone like Bobbo can have the most meaningless year of his career and end up in 24/500 says a lot about this stupid list
>night before ppv>only on segment is about the ppvok
>>19176655I can't believe I'm about to advocate for TNA, but having Moose at 205 is fucking ridiculous.
>>19176468>>19176655I can't find Bianca unless she is under a different name. Granted she has been out with an injury but she had better matches at the beginning of the year than pretty much any other black women's wrestler has had in 2025.
They gotta do something special. It's fucking Halloween for christ sake.
>>19176832I tried to get Grok to find it, nope, I don't think she's on the list, she's been out since Wrestlemania, I didn't spot Apollo Crews either who has been injured from late January
>>19174934nobody wants this
>>19177166i like both of them but I feel like they left them fending for themselves in the storm a bit with this. Like this needed someone like Tama Tonga in the mix.
>>19174934they didn't even bother making this show feel somewhat special by putting on a halloween themed smackdown they just scooped up the same slop and put it on your plate and said "eat it piggy"
>>19177348they're going up against the world series tonight, they're cooked so might as well not try at all
Smackdown is going below 1 million viewers tonightMegamind just turned heel on WWE
>>19177166It will show who is the heel, reddit would cheer for the half pretty deadly guy because he speaks what they believe in
>>1917740Will you leave the board forever if it doesn't?
>>19176489will my girls be on the show tonight
You dressed up /pw/?
>>19177406alamy cursed and reversed on you
Dynashite rating is out. Another gigaplummet as usual
Wait until you get the smackdown number next week buddy. No milly?
>>19177460
>>19176636>she’s been Michin for 3 yearsput some respec on her name nigga
Is Smackdown included with YouTube TV? I got a few free months. If not are there any streams other than psp?
>>19177519
Amazon position with Jade.
No Halloween matches?
>>19177728they really should be doing wyatts vs mfts in a spooky street fight. wyatts even have a halloween horror night attraction
https://x.com/WWE/status/1984384296971329999
>>19177671The scar adds to her aura.
>>19177671I’d like to see her gothic mochas
>>19177671jade is starting to understand how to get pushed hard under hhh by slowly going goth
>>19177460Wow she’s copying Buddy’s wife!
>>19177671>gets scar>goes heelpottery
>>19177671The scar made her more iconic, and added heel aura.
>>19177768>>19177795>>19177804
>>19177866why are you posting an exposed penis on a blue board?
>>19177866If anything, jade will cosplay as her next year during halloween
>>19176667What PPV?
>>19177903Tomorrow's ppv?
yall niggas trick or treating tonight? im going after sd
These captchas are getting on my fucking nerves.
>>19177919>>19177931wtf velveteen dream doin
>>19177928I'm too old now. I miss it though >>19177929I'm so glad I renewed my pass. How bad are they?
THENNOWFOREVERTOGETHER
ITS BEARCAT LEE
>>19177671That scar is based
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
Why is megan the stallion the smackdown theme lol
Smackdown live y'all
Holy fuck jade
>Jade with Punisher costumeBASED
>Tiffany Stratton promoUnited States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer>Carmelo Hayes vs. Kit WilsonAlexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax>Damian Priest segmentMFTs vs. Motor City Machine Guns>Contract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre
>>19177941Bad enough that I'm considering shilling out my shekels for one of them passes
Is Jade stuck in the Tiffany vortex or is Tiffany stuck in the Jade vortex?
I know it's because they are in Utah and she's a face, but why would Alexa Bliss, who's from Ohio, rock a Utah jersey over a Cincinnati one?
Goth-Tiffy sexo.
>Glazing Utah and Cincinnati which are both terribleLmao
>>19177866
Jade Cargill looks like a Mortal Kombat character
STIFFY TIME
>>19177964>United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazergay but i hope we get axiom next week
>CUT THAT N*GGER MUSICDid Tiffy go a little too far there?
Tiffany Stratton promoUnited States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan FrazerCarmelo Hayes vs. Kit WilsonAlexa Bliss vs. Nia JaxDamian Priest segmentMFTs vs. Motor City Machine GunsContract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre
>>19177970WWE having to settle for a partnership with the Big 12 is pretty funny.
Corey Graves + Michael Cole = best commentary team
>>19177977This is AI right? It's... AI, right?
New stage set-up?
catwoman jade
>>19177966It's worth it. Plus we need more people on /vip/
COOM
...Taffy time?
>Taffy time
KWEEN
>>19177983They're actually insufferable together but you do you.
jade is literally the hottest woman in wrestling history
>TAFFY>TIME
Would you rather fugg Tiffy, Jade or Nick?
Its Taffy time!
TAFFY TIME IS UP
security literally got two handfuls of ass
>again the negro buck botches and calls someone by the wrong name
was that a botch or a candy reference
>Catwoman Jade>Taffy Timeshe went full heel kool aid
>Jade will forever have that scar even if it heals There goes Hollywood kek
Ilja is unfathomably based.
terrible opening so far
>>19178010yes
>>19178013do you not know what makeup and editing in post are?
>buttrock video package for DragunovMad Dragonbros we're so fucking back
Ilja with a gay teen girl rock package
Ilja has a really good voice. He needs to more promos
>>19178001obv tiff
Im so fucking happy they’re presenting Dragonov like a big deal
>>19178013Shitwood gives zero fucks about that nowadays, also hey would never hire jade, they want tranny looking women that looks like skinny femboys.
ilja looks like a cannibal
Ilya ain't shit.
>>19178024I hope they shove him down the audience throat whether he starts getting pops or not
Shame DRAGUNOV got this push after he became a wigger
Butch would heem this dweeb
>>19178017thanks
>>19178024Him winning the US title on his first day back isn't enough of an indication for you?
holy fuck we need more video packages again
>>19177911Not a real ppv just because nbc bumped it from tv
you guys think Ilja plays Escape From Tarkov?
I don't like Ilja no more...
>>19178013She'd need to be able to act for that to matter
>>19178045No, he stays in Tarkov.
>>19178045he only plays naruto ultimate ninja storm
>>19178046It's the neck tattoo, same for me
Its Boogeyman
Those Halloween ornaments are so sad. What are they spending all that ticket money on?
They're really going to put the IC belt on Rusev tomorrow.
I would be do pissed if my city got Smackdown instead of Raw. Raw is just way better.
Who's facing Ilja? Boring tag team guy #2345 or NXT call up?
What are your thoughts about Jade beating Taffy Time tomorrow
>>19178020Many are saying this
>>19178059based
>>19178059Especially since they charge the same for both shows.
>>19178059It'll be Penta
I’d love to see Buddy on smackdown with ilja
Braunbros...
>no negros in that squadFUCKING MAGA WE ARE BACK BROS
kek truth
wait mcmg can actually talk pretty good
>>19178065castrating myself if this happens
MCMG are dimeless. They are perfect for AEW.
WHAT AN IDIOT
>>19178077???
I thought that was 2009 CM Punk between the cheerleader's legs kek
How short are MCMG? Isn't Solo like 5'10"?
>gives MCMG nerdskek
>>19178078Wish kayley gunner didnt fucked herself with tons of tatoos
>Harry Potter Who writes this shit?
>not Axiom
no one is getting pops on this show
>>19178083Solo is Buddy height.
HARRY POTTER FUKKEN GOTTI LMAO #SHREKT AMIRITE
NERDDDDD
Bros... how do all these impromptu matches get set up yet the show conveniently ends by the two hour mark? Is it scripted?
>Tiffany Stratton promo>United States Championship: Ilja Dragunov (c) vs. Nathan Frazer(YOU) ARE HERECarmelo Hayes vs. Kit WilsonAlexa Bliss vs. Nia JaxDamian Priest segmentMFTs vs. Motor City Machine GunsContract signing: Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre
no gargano?
This show is making my penis soft.
Why doesnt Hunter like Vince's CGI characters
I thought Ciampa was Gillberg at first...
Shoulda been a triple threat.
Brygart Steez would have been perfect for thIs open challenge. Too bad he disavowed WWE
Ilja is gonna murder Frazier, again
This show is so weirdly paced
>>19178094grim, they gave up for tonight's show
So Ciampa's gonna interrupt and Ilja keeps the belt for another week?
I thought they were gonna do a triple threat
>>19178055He looks like he should be dealing with John Wick
frazer actually fucking sucks but smarks love him for some reason. he is so sloppy. axiom mogs him hard
They are gonna job the machine guns to dimeless MFT again...
>>19178087Another week, friend.
This guy Frazer(?) is gonna have to take a trip to Turkey soon
>Nathan Frazer is Britishwhat?
>>19178092Bill Watts used to end shows in the middle of matches all the time and show the end the following week. Would that make anyone happy these days?
This crowd is fucking dead
I think it's such pottery that Triple Nose pushes wrestlers that come out to crickets when he spent most of his career holding people down.
>>19178101yep, he looks like he don't like it when things aren't going his way,
>>19178095>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during a Gargano match>you could literally hear a pin drop during Johnny Gargano's entrance>you could literally hold a golf tournament during a Gargano promo>you could literally hold a moment of silence during a Gargano match>you could literally host a funeral in the arena during a Gargano match>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during a Gargano match>you could literally have students study during a Gargano match>a deaf person would literally feel at home during a Gargano match>you could literally sleep during a Gargano match>you could literally name every Johnny Gargano fan>you could literally count Johnny Gargano fans on one hand>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promo>you could literally confess your sins during a Gargano promo>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Gargano match without somebody hearing it
>Ilja still oversells too much and makes it look goofy
>>19178112He needed it like 6 months ago, guy’s a retard
>>19178092That's why I'm saying TV matches should have a shoot 15min timer that's acknowledged in kayfabe. That way, any match that gets booked can be made with that in mind.
>Frazer
>>19178116The people of Utah bought overpriced tickets to see stars, they got vanilla midgets instead
>>19178116Nice to see you again, anon. Enjoy the show.
>>19178085yeah...
Man I wish dragunov didn't kwab himself
>>19178121Who are you quoting?
>>19178121>Ilja still oversells too much and makes it look goofy
Good thing Frazer is British. His teeth couldn't get any worse.
It's so quiet in there I'm flashing back to AEW Dark.
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
Why is Green Shirt Guy not wearing the green shirt?
>nothing personal kid
>>19178125Ilja deserves a better reaction than this shit man
Dragunov lost his aura
Is SNME on youtube outside the US or just the cock?
Imagine the sex between Ilja and his muscle Asian waifu.
>>19178129Me>>19178130More specifically HBK vs Hogan
The challenge doesn't hit the same without a known guy like sami, end the ilja experiment
>>19178125Netflix bought 90% of the actual stars and stacked Raw. Anyone buying tickets to smackdown gets what they deserve.
>>19178140Live on YT but still with retarded ads
What is this silence....
>>19178145>still with retarded adsFuck.
>>19178138ilja wins people over with his matches, he has no real story outside of just putting on good matches right now so theres nothing to get invested in other than the match itself
It's so fucking quiet there I thought I was watching New Japan
Bros it's pretty dark in here and there's lots of tarps. Are they doing an invasion angle with AEW I wasn't aware of?
>>19178146Two guys the crowd doesn't know are wrestling each other
>>19178140YouTube everywhere but the US.
>Even two religious White guys can't pop a Utah crowdHoly grim
Jesus fucking Christ, pipe some crowd noise in or something.
>>19178146When you think about it, WWE has only about 5-6 dime drawers. Everyone else is a nothing LOSER.
Dragunov looks great but too short to ever been world champ.
It's Halloween and you guys are watching Smackdown. I beg you to go out and get laid tonight.
You could hear a rat piss on cotton in there.
>only 2 kids came to my door trick and treating>5 years ago I would get 40Is Halloween dead?
>>19178153>Utahthat shithole of a state cant draw not even races or hoop, imagine wrasslin.vince was right
>>19178125suffah Mormons
>>19178152Thanks. If it still has ads, I may as well watch it on the cock.
the crowd would be hotter if it was axiom in this match
>>19178136wearing black to get triple h's attention
>>19178123reminds me of marc lowrance>with a fifteen minute tiiiiiiiiiime limit
>>19178157He owns the height because he doesn’t cope. He’s like Benoit
>>19178144>SmackDown has Cody, Roman, Drew, Jacob, and Fatu>its still the inferior brand
Those Germans a actually look stiff
The crowd mic mixing isn't great for this, this crowd is super hot, you can see them on their feet watching it.
Ilja leaky. When did that happen?
>>19178153They're Mormons, they probably think Ilja and Nathan are hererics/nonbelievers or some shit>>19178153>>19178155I noticed that too, crowd really seemed dead
told you the crowd would get into the match. crowds hot now
>>19178160Kids would rather just be on their phone than literally be doing ANYTHING.
>>19178158trick or treating after smack. no pussy
>>19178173Roman has been a Raw guy this year
>>19178175this gotta be a WWE employee
>>19178160Liberals killed Halloween just like they killed everything else that was once fun.
>>19178160>$21 for a bag of candy in Walmart I had to unfortunately turn my front porch lights off.
When did Ilja get busted open?
>>19178136Heel turn
>gets a 'one more time' chant for a germanyeah, I'm thinking this nigga is gettin over
This is a Buddy match. But Buddy would get reactions I think. Afraid so.
>>19178160You cant let kids go trick or treating door to door now with how many fucking freaks are out there now
>>19178160millennials killed it like they killed everything
>>19178173>A boring baby face, a part timer, a guy who never wins and a guy whose injured.Great.
>>19178188I think he frowned too hard. Popped a vessel.
kek why did he do a frog splash
>>19178196Who should take the title off Cody?
THREAD BITCH I GOT SHIT TO POSTLETS FUCKING GO ALREADY
>>19178158I've already masturbated once today.
Ilya just wants to break his legs again
>>19178163I think this is the first one that isn't airing on NBC so they may not have as many as they have been having.
Imagine paying four figures to watch...... this.
>>19178200Seff tribute
Just got here, what did I miss?
Never seen him really until last week but Dragunov looks especially impressive. Obviously he's only wrestled manlets he can throw around but his offense looks great.
New>>19178210>>19178210>>19178210>>19178210
It's a good match it's just the crowd isn't into it.
>>19178215the crowd is into it now though
>>19178194You can if you accompany them. Millennial parents are too fucking lazy to do such a thing, though.
>>19178215Nah those 2 geeks ain't shit
>>19178213Neck yourself
>>19178212I highly recommend his matches against Gunther in NXT UK.
>>19178215Then it's not a good match. The whole point is to pop the crowd
>>19178232his matches with melo and trick as well
>>19178201From current SD? Nobody. Company wide? There are many ways to go.
>>19178213Nope me and Eustace ain't leaving til we reach bump limit
We are in here sadly. Already filled up. Someone needs to make a thread faster next time. >>19178213
>>19174934Every1 Migrate, real thread>>19178247>>19178247>>19178247
>>19178241True. He had one hell of a match with JD McDonagh in NXT, too.
>>19178215They won the crowd though. They're biting on all their spots now.
>>19178250here it is >>19178253 now stop giving that faggot a (you)
>>19178264>>19178253Too late bro nobody's using that. Be faster next time
Bunch of thread fags tonight. Just make a thread with a normal title you faggots.
>>19178272Try again fatso attention whore.
