Why hasn't WWE signed him?
Because he's 5'2".
>>19176520Yeah great idea to sign a guy who is gonna die immediately of cardiac arrest after murdering a hooker his first day on the job
>>19176520He went too hard on the roids and now looks like a hideous ogre and he can barely lift his hands or legs up
>>19176520Because Buddy is better. Simple as.
>>19176520Because he'd get multiple Wellness Policy violations after his first piss test.
>>19176520I hope he's well aware that he's gonna die within 10 years
>>19176520achievable natty?
>>19176520I know it's gay to think about someone's dick, but there is NO way this person can get an erection right?
>>19176582post the screenshot of that roided guy texting his friend about how he can’t hard anymore and can only cum if someone hammers his prostate
How does an indie shitter even afford that much gear?
>>19176520Because Vince isn't there anymore.
>>19176520He left humanity far behind.
>>19176520Nice roid gut.
his piss would melt the cup
>>19176537yeah, at some point the roided up look loops around to no longer being a good look. This dude is fucking grotesque.
>>19176600Vinny Mac still has his special projects
who?
>>19176596hold on bro lemme just look in my dead dick screenshot folder
WWE not being interested in him has always been a weird one. The only thing we ever heard was that he looked too much like HHH. He assuredly would have done well in WWE.Jacob Fatu was a similar situation, then they signed him and he got over as expected.
>>19176704Nigga this guy doesn't even look like a human being anymore, let alone like HHH, what are you smoking
>>19176704Why would they want him
>>19176520He's gross to look at. He looks like Scott Steiner near the end of his career.
>>19176642His face too, he used to look like this but now his face has swollen up like a pumpkin and he looks like he's in his 40s but he's only 34
Cowards.
>>19176520His heart's gonna explode any day now.
>>19176520If his opponent finger pokes him, will he explode?
>>19176582>>19176596Why do retards think excess testosterone is going to give you ED? You get ED when you go off and don't do PCT right.
Everytime he wrestles. It looks like just moving is extremely painful to him. Ironically, he does a bit of flippy shit every once in awhile. Impressive for his size.
>>19176642Lex Luger had the sweet spot
>>19176848it would be extremely painful
>>19176545Scott Steiner is still running around, but yeah... this isn't good for you.
>>19176907Scotty had a massive heart attack and a light jog would kill him
>>19176704He was on NXT for a little bit when they set him up against Oba Femi. He looked more like >>19176776 though and not his current roidbloat.
>>19176520Reminds me of late 80's British Bulldog when he went too far with the roids and it hurt his matches cause he was too bulky. WWE wouldn't be interested even if they ignore wellness tests just cause they know being that geared up will be endless injury issues.
>>19176776he's on the Test road it seems
>>19176520too much T
>>19176520They did. Isn't that Pat?
Vince would
>>19176544Didn't stop Jordyne Grace!
>>19176532So is Bron
>>19180498or Orton
>>19176520Kino look
why do these people not get that this look is dimeless af now. people who look like brian cage are not draws and debatably never were barring those with exceptional personalities like Warrior.
>>19182313You'd think people would've learned that lesson with Tom McGhee that roid homos don't draw money
>>19180755Bron isn’t a roid monster
>>19180755And Bron is dimeless regardless of his height.It's probably the number one thing I see this board get wrong all the time.Who looks at Bron and seriously thinks he's the next Lesnar? It's just not believable that he's the powerhouse they're trying to build him up to be. His facial hair looks stupid as fuck in 2025, he looks like a tangerine and his voice is estrogen fueled. He does what? Spear people? How amazing.
>>19182320>>19182313Roid monster draw when they're above 6'. Being 5'8 and roided to the gills looks retarded.
>>19182395batista also had other stuff going. chris masters, early run bobby lashley, rob terry, just had their look and didn't get that over
>>19182400Sure but nobody gets over on physique alone. You need charisma too.
>>19182404thats what i am saying
>>19182394You are gay man
>>19182414You're the one who wants a woman to promo in a spear suit.
>>19182394>he looks like a tangerineyeah he almost looks more like a Taz type with the singlet. definitely not the next Big Poppa Pump
>>19182434You know Scotty was a midget too, right?
>>19182443yeah but the two are worlds apart in "aura" and general credibility
>>19182448This was Scotty at Bron's age
>>19176596i'm not posting m private messages here man
>>19182313Cage could be a draw if they used him right. He was cool on LU
>>19176520lol at the people saying he's too big. wrestling is exactly where people with freakish builds belong and hammerstone is awesome.
>>19176776so you prefer the faggier looking version of hammerstone. you might as well have just told us that you like to suck cock
>>19182480>>19182486We get it, Rankesh, you jerk off to him, go shit up another board
>>19176642if he was a few inches taller it'd be more impressiveCage has the same issue really as far as the look goes
PAC>Buddy>Hammerstone>CageSimple.
>>19176520He's probably going to AEW to dick around with MJF, they don't drug test there
>>19176596if a faggot like you doesn't have that screenshot, no one does. because you're the biggest faggot around,
>>19176520>why didn't wwe sign generic roidshitter #253?They already tried that a few years ago with ryback.
>>19182558there's talk here of roids only working for tall guys, but I think it's also better on shorter guys than it is medium height guys so I'd agree with this
only saw his matches on TNA and they weren't anything special. he would need a manager since his promos are mediocre
>>19176520Too natty for the fed, he is on that chicken asparagus diet instead of being on the gas like a man.
>>19182535pajeets like you are the only ones who see a true ARYAN BVLL like hammerstone and start seething
>>19176520Hes uncomfortable to look at and you know hes sadly going to die in the next 10 yrs
>>19184045Don't be so negative
>>19182313This is absolute bullshit. Big roided frames used to draw obviously otherwise you wouldn't have had most of them doing it back in the day. You really think Hulk Hogan would have been such a draw if he looked like Jey Uso back in the day? You are out of your mind. Its probably not as important today because wrestling as a whole isn't taken as seriously as it used to be. Its seen as even more of a clown show joke. The people attending WWE events only go there to sing along and engage in their favorite memes with their favorite meme wrestlers.
>>19176520Cause he had a match in NXT against Oba Femi and he shat the bed completely, that was his tryout match and he failed
