The sky was dark that night, the artistic spirit of your people prey to a restlessness. Yet the night invites you to fight against the increasingly immoral titanocracy. You are a member of a small elite force of fey partisans attempting to reclaim a fragment of the world tree stolen by the outsiders. They arrived at the planet a decade ago, bringing untold destruction and suffering. Most of your family was killed by them. You want revenge.You are:> Risold. Can do strong water magic. Somewhat liked.> Alhambra. Can do strong fire magic. Very disliked.> Kanako. Can do strong plant magic. Very liked.You currently have two companions you got at the Fairy Hole. Pick them from the following list. Having two or more fairies with similar powers grant Synergy:> Nikka. Can do ice magic.> Bordeaux. Can do mind magic.> Flavoran. Can do air magic.> Pistachy. Can do healing magic.> Keka. Can do weak transmutation magic.> Brika, Mina, Lizzy. Can do weak healing magic> Kecyl, Randa, Narn. Can use weak slow magic.> Daryl, Mika, Nidori, Fandor, Kalil, Prika. Can shoot magical spikes.
>>6104001>Alhambra+>Nikka+>FlavoranOur synergy is based on air currents, aerial superiority is probably the only thing we have against these invaders. Hail Titania
>>6104001> Risold. Can do strong water magic. Somewhat liked.If the aliens are alive, then they need, and contain, water. Plus, not being disliked can do wonders when it comes to getting help from other partisan cells.>> Bordeaux. Can do mind magic.for effective interrogations and sabotage. Imagine we sneak unto the alien commander and implant false memories of bad orders from his higher-ups. Or, imagine getting the schematics for advanced weapons from the minds of alien engineers.>> Flavoran. Can do air magic.for rapid deployment and evac. This could also synergise with Risold by moving rain clouds.My idea for this team is one that can maneuver fast, quickly take control of environmental factors and compromise the alien chain of command.
>>6104001>Risold>Keka>Nikka
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>6104008>>6104016>>6104022Alright, it will be Risold.Let's roll for the team.1 - Bordeaux and Flavoran2 - Keka and Nikka
>>6104008>>6104016>>6104022>>6104025>Risold. Can do strong water magic. Somewhat liked.>Keka. Can do weak transmutation magic.>Nikka. Can do ice magic.Your team has Strong Synergy! You unlock the spell Cosmic Catastrophe!You approach the city of Zenkai through the underground tunnels! There are three paths. You use the natural fey precognition to divine what is in the paths ahead.The LEFT PATH holds a surprise MAGIC WOLF waiting to pounce on you and TWENTY GOLD COINS in a chest. There is also a LONE WITCH there and a DEAD FIRE ELEMENTAL, but it might revive if you get too close (might be a trap). The tunnel ends at the BARRACKS.The CENTER PATH holds a HEALING POTION hidden within the lair of a KOBOLD TASKMASTER. There are hundreds of KOBOLDS there. There is a SECRET PASSAGE into the PALACE.The RIGHT PATH has a GRENADE LAUNCHER being guarded by a SLEEPY TITAN. In the room with the titan, there is a SUCCUBUS. She is busy sexually torturing TWELVE WEIRD MORTALS. The tunnel ends at the TEMPLE.Which path will you choose?> LEFT PATH> CENTER PATH> RIGHT PATH
I can only run the quest on weekends by the way.
>>6104033> RIGHT PATHWhat, did you think I was going to choose the wrong path?
>>6104033>> RIGHT PATHcaptcha: HHNNG
>>6104033>Right PathYou knew exactly which option we were going to choose
>>6104388>>6104392>>6104400You take the RIGHT PATH!As you delve through the tunnels, you arrive at the entrance of the SLEEPY TITAN chamber. You can hear the heinous sounds of the TWELVE WEIRD MORTALS being tortured by the SUCCUBUS. It is a Nonstop moaning! There must be hundreds of girls masturbating while waiting for their turn for fellating them and having sex with them Nonstop! The horror!What will be your tactic to deal with these creatures?> Enter the room screaming and shooting with your assault rifles (70% chance of success of killing the succubus, there will be casualties)> Get invisible and sneak behind the succubus to slit its throat (40% chance of success)> Get invisible and try to loot the grenade launcher (20% chance of looting it undetected)> Get invisible and go past this chamber (20% chance of going past everyone undetected)> Put on your night vision goggles and gas mask and toss some smoke grenades to disperse the crowds of mindbroken harlots> Cast Cosmic Catastrophe on the Succubus (overkill as fuck)> Cast Cosmic Catastrophe on the TITAN (30% chance of killing it, but will probably kill all the mindbroken harlots as well)> Send someone to lure the Succubus out of the chamber (who)> Challenge the succubus to mortal kombat one on one> Summon a massive wave and flood the room> Freeze the entire room (about 40-80% of creatures will be frozen, some will die from it)> Mercy kill the poor weird mortals before doing anything else> Use your transmutation magic to make the girls grow dicks> Use your transmutation magic to turn the girls hair into animated rope and bind them to each other and into the ground> Write in
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>6104408> Write in> (Risold & Nikka) Get invisible and take position in front of the succubus then TWO TO THE CHEST THE FACE GETS THE RESTWhile> (Keka) Get invisible and try to loot the grenade launcher
Rolled 75, 34 = 109 (2d100)>>6104412Alright, Risold got a nice success there.Now roll more 2d100 to see if Nikka and Keka will be successful as well.I'll roll for the succubus and the titan.If 40+ on first dice the succubus escapes, otherwise it diesIf 60+ on second dice titan wakes up.
>>6104412>>6104483Alright, the succubus is going to escape, albeit wounded.If Nikka rolls higher than succubus, the succubus dies instead.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>6104485
>>6104670sorry did see the 2d100
Rolled 82, 81 = 163 (2d100)>>6104485
>>6104670>>6104671>>6104673Risold and Nikka, operator as fuck, get invisible and take position in front of the succubus, then unload their guns right to the chest and when she tries to react she gets a double tap in the face! The succubus is dead!You LOOT the SUCCUBUS HAND! It can be used to MASTURBATE ANY CREATURE! It can also be used in rituals that require sacrificing a demon, once for every FINGER!Almost simultaneously, Keka grabs hold of the Grenade Launcher!With your Fey Telepathic Link, your group is informed that she found several rounds of RAIN BOW AMMUNITION. This ammunition is ADAPTIVE, meaning it becomes whatever the weakness of the enemy is! It may not be as powerful as the specific anti weakness weapon, but is a very versatile second best.The TITAN just makes a loud groan, belches and scratches its belly! It is still fast asleep! Seems like he is sleeping to the sound of the Weird Humans being tortured! Most of the mindbroken harlots haven't even noticed that the Succubus is dead, and the ones that have seem to have been having a slow panic attack, falling to the ground crying like scared little children.> Liberate the humans, take them back to base> Ignore the humans, you have to inflict a real blow on those fuckers, push onwards> Stick the Grenade Launcher in the Titan's Earhole and blast it full force> Write in
>>6104727> Stick the Grenade Launcher in the Titan's Earhole and blast it full force, be ready to shoot the eyes with our rifles if nades don't do the trick.WAKEY WAKEY!Then> Liberate the humans, take them back to baseLiberating the humans without dealing with the titan will likely cause it to wake up at some point, and besides, we're here to deal with the titans, so why not bag an easy kill while we can?
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>>6104821>>6105021With a swift move, Keka sticks the Grenade Launcher in the Titan's Earhole!The blast rings within its head then the adaptive munition turns into something really nasty and destroys the titan's head insides!The titan tentatively gets up, but then trips on itself and falls dead to the ground!Upon a quick inspection, you find a TITANIC TORCH stuck into the deceased titan's ass! It is filthy with TITAN SHIT!You could also take the TITAN BALLS as proof you killed it, though they do present a danger as using them a competent magician could force the titan to be reborn.Will you take it?> Take the filthy Titanic Torch> Clean the Titanic Torch before taking it> Take the Titan Balls> Destroy the Titan BallsYou decide to call it a day and liberate the humans. You pull out your sack of zipties and cuff them all, escorting them out of the tunnel. There is much complaining and crying and screaming, but considering all the noise the orgy was doing it is unlikely anyone will hear it.You arrive at your HOVER APC, and realize they won't fit inside. You could sacrifice these humans for a FREE POWER UP next time you fight.One of the humans has a ROYAL SIGNET AURA. You don't know if he is a royal or somehow stole the aura from someone else.> Use transmutation magic to shrink the humans> Choose a single breeding pair and sacrifice the rest> Release the humans in the wild, although they will probably be recaptured> Interrogate the human with the Royal Signet Aura> Bring back the human with the Royal Signet Aura
>>6105619> Clean the Titanic Torch before taking it> Take the Titan Balls> Use transmutation magic to shrink the humans > Interrogate the human with the Royal Signet Aura
>>6105619> Clean the Titanic Torch before taking it> Take the Titan Balls> Use transmutation magic to shrink the humans > Interrogate the human with the Royal Signet AuraThen bring back the human with the RSA.
>>6105845>>6106026You clean the Titanic Torch from the Titan Shit as best as you can! It is still somewhat dirty, but much better than before. You unsheath your Tacticool Knife and slice the titan's balls to bring back home as a souvenir!You have Keka shrink the humans with transmutation magic! You stick them in a compartment of the Hover APC.You interrogate the human with the Royal Signet Aura!"Hello, I'm Murdock. I'm the son of the King of Hell. Well, he has like lots of sons, but I am one of them.""What brings you here, Murdock?""I was studying these humans when they captured all of us and brought us to this dungeon to be raped and tortured. We've been here for four months. I know a place in KOWTOW where they buy humans, they use them for parts and prostitution. I could show you where if you want to.""And what do they sell?""Old weapons, potions, Xiesel and stimpacks. They have some sort of ALCHEMIST there who can fix up stuff from BEFORE THE FALL.""And why they haven't been raided and looted yet?""Didn't you know? Kowtow is protected by a BASILISK. The demons are terrified of getting close."Of all the shit they sell the only one that seems enticing is the Xiesel. It is the fuel you use for your Hover APC, and it is always in short supply.You have TWO ESCAPE HOVERBIKES. You could give him one, as it would probably be remembered if you let a royal get recaptured alone after freeing him.> Escort Murdock to Kowtow> Give Murdock one ESCAPE HOVERBIKE and bid him farewell> Abandon Murdock there> Take Murdock to the Fairy Hole> Write in
>>6106530> Take Murdock to the Fairy HoleWe were going there to drop off the humans and balls, weren't we...?
>>6106662>>6106662You head to the Fairy Hole, taking Murdoch with you.Upon arriving, you're met by the gang!Your gang is twenty fairies total.The fey army organize in:Gangs (up to 100 individuals)Phalanx (2 to 4 gangs)Legion (2 to 10 phalanxes)You debrief them about your mission."Congratulations on the successful sortie, Risold!"You unload your scout report on the BRAINALYZER and a tridimensional hologram of part of the city of Zenkai, the lair of the titans, is updated.You now have 48 shrunk humans. You decide to keep them shrunk to reduce food costs. Eleven of them are Weird...You could dissect them, eat them or put them to dance forever to generate mana and recharge the base's mana crystals.> Dissect one of the weird humans> Eat some humans for free Power Up> Put the humans to dance forever with a fey spellMurdoch tells you:"We should train these humans for war. They are smart."You internally scoff at the notion, as if magicless humans could contribute anything to the fight against the Titans. But maybe you could put them to craft some bullets for you, or cultivate food, or even service your fairies sexually.> Produce bullets> Cultivate food> Sex workYou get together with your council and plan the next mission."We could take these titan balls to the SHRINE OF OBLIVION, sacrifice a bunch of humans and try to turn one of them into a MIND CONTROLLED MINI TITAN, what you girls think?""We could fuse the Succubus Hand with a human right here, all we need is to amputate his hand and glue the Hand in place.""We got News of a caravan filled with DEMON FOOD heading to Zenkai! Their food is tainted, but they might have other useful things in there as well."> Make titan> Fuse hand> Steal foodSelect the team you want to send to the mission.You must keep at least 3 fey in the hole to defend the place and open the FEY GATES. The gates only open from the inside, if no one is there you must use the PUBLIC TELEPORTATION PORTAL, which only activates once a month and is located 14 miles to the north and tends to attract weirdos.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>6107037> Dissect one of the weird humansBest to know what's going on...> Cultivate food> Sex workDon't know how short we are on things, but surely they can contribute both on their feet, and on their backs?> Steal foodAre we going ourselves, or sending a separate team? With named fairies or nameless ones?
>>6107250>> Steal food>Are we going ourselves, or sending a separate team? With named fairies or nameless ones?You can go in person or send any of the fairies from this teamLeaders> Risold. Can do strong water magic. Somewhat liked.> Alhambra. Can do strong fire magic. Very disliked.> Kanako. Can do strong plant magic. Very liked.Troops> Nikka. Can do ice magic.> Bordeaux. Can do mind magic.> Flavoran. Can do air magic.> Pistachy. Can do healing magic.> Keka. Can do weak transmutation magic.> Brika, Mina, Lizzy. Can do weak healing magic> Kecyl, Randa, Narn. Can use weak slow magic.> Daryl, Mika, Nidori, Fandor, Kalil, Prika. Can shoot magical spikes.But you need to leave at least 3 inside the base, etc...
>>6107384Send the following for the raid:> Kanako. Can do strong plant magic. Very liked.> Pistachy. Can do healing magic.> Brika, Can do weak healing magic> Kecyl, Randa, Can use weak slow magic.> Daryl, Mika, Nidori, Can shoot magical spikes.8 people, and their magic shouldn't conflict...
>>6107250>>6107384>>6107899You decide to dissect one of the weird humans!He screams in terror as you chop him up with your scalpel while probing his mind with your magic!You discover this weird human has LATENT PSYCHIC ABILITIES. You patch him back up and ponder what to do.> Dissect all the others to see if they all have such abilities> Train this human into becoming a psychic> Kill him, psychics are dangerous> Kill all the weird humansYou put the humans to cultivate food and do sex work! They spend their days making food for your people and whenever you feel like drinking their essence you use your magic to bring some of them to orgasm again and again so you can get nourished from the psychic release they get when they do it. Basically, the orgy just changed address, as they humans can't control themselves anymore, being mindbroken and all, and so they continue to do endless orgies. You don't really mind.You send a team to raid the demon food caravan!Kanako. Can do strong plant magic. Very liked.Pistachy. Can do healing magic.Brika, Can do weak healing magicKecyl, Randa, Can use weak slow magic.Daryl, Mika, Nidori, Can shoot magical spikes.The trip is long and dangerous, through poorly mapped wilderness! There are some old looking trees around, they might be useful. Using magic on them usually kills them, though.> Summon a MAGIC FLOATING PLANT EYE to scout ahead> Use your magic to ASK THE TREES FOR LORE> Summon a few TREANTS to aid in the raid> Summon a massive GIANT TREANT to aid in the raid
>>6108334> Dissect all the others to see if they all have such abilities> Train this human into becoming a psychic... we can fix their mind-broken state if we need to... Right?> Summon a MAGIC FLOATING PLANT EYE to scout aheadIt's best we go in with a plan of attack, and that requires intel.
>>6108334>> Dissect all the others to see if they all have such abilities>> Train this human into becoming a psychic>> Summon a MAGIC FLOATING PLANT EYE to scout ahead
>>6108370>>6109009You dissect all the weird humans!Turns out all of them are psychic!One of them has MAJOR PSYCHIC TALENT and could become an ORACLE, a SEER or a NECROMANCER. The rest could learn some psychic powers, but nothing too impressive (nothing fairies can't normally do already).> Train only the best human (choose on what, spend some Mana)> Train all the weird humans (you'll spend some serious Mana)> Sacrifice them all to the outer gods to increase the power of one fairy (choose which one)Your out team summons a MAGIC FLOATING EYE!Scouting ahead, the eye discovers the incoming CARAVAN is full of NUCLEAR FUEL in addition to the TAINTED FOOD. It also has a TACTICAL NUCLEAR DEVICE and lots of SMALL ARMS. It is guarded by THREE HUNDRED WARRIORS.What do you do?> Parley with the warriors (10% chance)> Detonate the Tactical Nuke remotely (90% chance, but everything is destroyed)> Trap all the warriors with a massive GRAPPLING VINE (50% chance)> Fly around and harass the warriors with SLOW MAGIC and kill them with FIREARMS and MAGICAL SPIKES (60% chance)
>>6109659>ORACLE, a SEER or a NECROMANCERWhat do they do, exactly? What is the difference between oracle and seer? One see's the future while the other can do remote seeing? > Trap all the warriors with a massive GRAPPLING VINE (50% chance)> Fly around and harass the warriors with SLOW MAGIC and kill them with FIREARMS and MAGICAL SPIKES (60% chance)Can we do both? If not, the latter then.What are they? Minor demon warriors? Human warriors?
>>6109739>What is the difference between oracle and seer? One see's the future while the other can do remote seeing?yeah, that's basically it>Can we do both? If not, the latter then.>What are they? Minor demon warriors? Human warriors?can do both, surehumans with titan blood
Rolled 45, 23 = 68 (2d100)>>6110240>ORACLELet's see where this goes...Let's do both, then> Trap all the warriors with a massive GRAPPLING VINE (50% chance)> Fly around and harass the warriors with SLOW MAGIC and kill them with FIREARMS and MAGICAL SPIKES (60% chance)
Rolled 1, 2, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 4 = 19 (8d4)>>6109739>>6110240>>6110440Kanako casts her plant magic on the humans, but they use FLAMETHROWERS to free themselves from it!They then start harassing us with PRECISION GUIDED MUNITIONS! One particularly nasty one explodes right on top of us, WOUNDING a random amount of fairies.1 - unscathed2 - lightly wounded (short healing suffices)3 - seriously wounded (healing takes long time)4 - incapacitated (need to be carried and healing will take long time)1Kanako. Can do strong plant magic. Very liked.2Pistachy. Can do healing magic.3Brika, Can do weak healing magic4Kecyl,5 Randa, Can use weak slow magic.6Daryl, 7Mika, 8Nidori, Can shoot magical spikes.What will you do next?> Abort mission and retreat> Keep attacking, these fuckers are going down> Detonate the mininuke and die in a blaze of glory> Write in
>>6110440At home you begin training the best human to be an ORACLE! You pull out your MATRIX HEADSET and have him be BRAINWASHED watching the QUANTUM FLUCTUATION SCANNER until his subconscious mind is reprogrammed. He might be as useless for anything else as a retarded disabled man, but now he can SEE THE FUTURE!> Ask the Oracle what is the best place to attack next> Ask the Oracle how to get a lot of Mana> Ask the Oracle for a good cache of weapons> Ask the Oracle the best plan to kill more Titans> Write in
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>6110938> Write inDamage/disable the wagons and then retreat. >>6110940> Ask the Oracle what is the best place to attack next
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>>6111069>>6111762You disable the wagons then retreat! They will have a hard time fixing them before they can move on.After healing your people, you ask the oracle for the best place to attack. The oracle says the best place to attack is the TITAN CITADEL of REABOTin there they have a bunch of MISSILE FACTORIESIf you can get your hands into some missiles, you could strike your foes from a long distance.The place is guarded by a MINOTAUR and HARPIES, plus a very big TITAN.The oracle says there is lots of LOOT to be had there.Who will you send on this mission?> Select teamYour fairies detect the presence of a BABY TITAN CRYING nearby. It is attracting huge titans, who are marching from very far away.> Kill the baby titan> Carry the baby titan somewhere far away then kill it> Drop the baby titan at the titan citadel> Imprison the baby titan within your base> Write in
>>6113949> Select teamSend everyone who didn't go on the last mission.> Drop the baby titan near the titan citadel, using it to lure and isolate the giant titan for attack
>>6114316You send:Risold. Can do strong water magic. Somewhat liked.Alhambra. Can do strong fire magic. Very disliked.Nikka. Can do ice magic.Bordeaux. Can do mind magic.Flavoran. Can do air magic.Keka. Can do weak transmutation magic.Lizzy. Can do weak healing magic.Narn. Can use weak slow magic.Fandor. Can shoot magical spikes.Kalil. Can shoot magical spikes.Prika. Can shoot magical spikes.update incoming eventually...In the meantime, your base got attacked bySKAVENthere are 500 of them armed with Heavy Meltas trying to destroy your GATESit will do nothing, as your base is hidden behind a portal, but you wonder how they even found the gateswhat will you do?> Attack the Skaven with magic> Engage the Skaven with small arms> Parlay with skaven> Ignore the skaven> Write in
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>6115461> Write inCast "The Dwellers Below"
>>6115461If they're blocking our entrance for our away team, then: > Attack the Skaven with magicKanako and Daryl are both unscathed, both Pistachy and Brika (aka both our medics) are alive with minor injuries, so we still have a strong defensive team. Bind them with vines and let the teamkilling tendencies of the Skaven to do our work for us.If not: > Ignore the Skaven.
>>6115461> Attack the Skaven with magicIf possible, charm/mind control a few of them and set them on each other.
>>6115461> Engage the Skaven with small armsTurn invisible and use sniper rifles.