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playing games is fun, and it doesn't matter how old you are. FACT, edition
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>>48127128
Lee Anthony Hoyland to be quite honest with you all.
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>>48127150
would you rather bum him or be bummed by him?
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>crush can with hand
>somehow scrape knuckle against one of the sharp, ripped parts of the can
>get cut
>go to get plasters
>wound is literally sealed shut and scarred over in less than 1 minute

whats happening to me lads
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There are no famous people with my name. I mean actually famous, not some fucktard from a local football club.
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friday night fun lads
take it easy fellas
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Who else here /privateregwanker/?

Feels good to show the plebs im better than them.
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>>48127188
wtf is going on with those hips? eugh
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watching a katherine ryan stand up
I quite fancy her lads ngl
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>>48127196

Probably the least worthwhile thing to spend your money on
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>>48127205
women are NOT funny
i'd fuck her though
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>>48127207
>>48127196
nothing more cringey than seeing a private reg on a shit car
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Post some more vocaroos SCEA. Would love to hear what you sound like
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>>48127164
I lack the capability to do the former. The latter makes me feel quite uneasy.
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Don't ask me how I know, but this woman posts on Britfeel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYa4j5jgOzs
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Just had a really fucking weird intense identity crisis type thing. I was thinking about my own name and how weird it sounds, like when you repeat a word over and over and it loses it's meaning, but it was with my own name so it was like I myself was losing meaning or something.
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>>48127252
no she does not
very simple
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>>48127230
>Post some more vocaroos SCEA. Would love to hear what you sound like

My voice is DEEP - like coal being crushed under a door mate. Alpha, etc.
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>>48127267
next up you'll be imagining if you'd be happier if you were born a woman
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>>48127277
Yeah like I said I'd love to hear it.
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>>48127284
well it's 20 years too late to fix that m8
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>>48127252
she's you isn't she.
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Fucking FUMING lads
got a chinkie off just eat for 9.60 and then went to collect (it's just around the corner). once I went in I looked at the menu and it would have only been 7.70 if I ordered it there.
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does anyone else know the comfyness of living within a stones throw of the local fags and booze emporium? a very very nice feeling indeed tbqh
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Bout ter get ont voddy lads. Gonna be fucking epic as usual. Got some banging weed for pudding.

x
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>>48127314
I'm a stone's throw away from the local mosque
ba dum tss
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>>48127240
You could have just said I've a vagoo.
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>>48127320
Do you ever get lonely mate?
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women complain about being catcalled and men complimenting them and stuff but then once they get old and people stop doing it they complain about that as well because theyre not being appreciated any more
fucking bullshit if you ask me
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>>48127346
if you never get lonely you are in the wrong place
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>>48127331
That's a tiny bit lewd desu.
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>>48127353
Women don't know what they want, young women especially.
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>>48127346
>do you get lonely SCEA?

Rarely mate. I'm an independent guy - true lone wolf material.
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Playing WoW again lads
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front bottom
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>>48127424
i wanna get my tongue up in some milfs flappy front bottom
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>>48127358
I know, sorry, but I'm a lady wouldn't have got past the robot
Apologies for my vulgarities(pretty sure I've just made up that word as spellcheck was all like don't ask me)
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>>48127424
>>48127442

what about hte rotten carrion smell though? nose peg?
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>>48127381

Like nightwalk anon, you two are kindred spirits
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>another Friday night in watching the world go by.
Think I might defrag my hard drive.
I can then say I've done something productive this week, at least.
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>>48127454
*sniiiiiiiiffFFFFFFFF*
mmm yes my favourite scent
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eating me chinkie takeaway
got a cracking wank lined up to Xev Bellringer, but before I need to call my dad back
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Eminems diss wasn't very good.
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>>48127509
couldn't give less of a toss mate
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>>48127509
>eminem stooping to a diss track
what a cunt
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>>48127498
danger wank time?
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Did he post the Greggs PSD lads?

last call before I remake it
Think the lad did a good job but it's fucking bad form not to post the sources before you fuck off to be a normie, bit peeved to be honest and fucking off without letting someone pick up the slack outweighs the actual work he did do
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>>48127252
>Lonely
>talks about 3 guys she's been with (probably blacks)

Look at the fucking STATE of her. What the fuck is wrong with the dating game? Her male equivalent killed himself as a 29 year old virgin.
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>>48127509
>a Eminem song in 2018 wasn't very good

Hmm yes
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>>48127544
The first one she mentions she was clearly just orbiting.

The one from Southend was most likely white.
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>>48127517
That's okay, it's not for everyone. Luckily britfeel doesn't have a particular topic so you don't need to worry about it.

>>48127526
Eminem was the king of disses back in his day, Ja Rule and Benzino disses. But now he's struggling to insult pop star MGK. His best insult was How do you name yourself after a gun, but have a man bun. Like man buns don't look great on Chads.
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>>48127550

GIVE IT UP
FO' MAH MAN
GEORGE
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>>48127531
Hope he doesn't post it now, you sound like a right whiney bastard
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>>48127526
his whole career is a diss track mate
>Made a living and a killing off it
>Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
>With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
>I'm an MC still as honest

>Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
>Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
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>>48127550
i was at my cousins the other day and him and his mate were playing eminems new stuff saying how good it was.
i didn't agree
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>>48127576
yeah fuck me for wanting to uphold the standard we've maintained for 4-5 years
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>>48127509
neither was mgk's tbf
>>48127526
nothing wrong with a good diss track lad
>>48127550
eminems most recent album kamikaze is decent though
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>>48127531
Didn't he say he wouldn't psot it because he knows someone else who's taken over the job of making the OPs?
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4chan is more powerful and influential than the freemasons
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>>48127598
Make something new over it like other OP image makers have done before, no need to attack the lad.
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>>48127610
not him but i've seen old op image anons pass on their stuff. just helps doesn't it
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>>48127610
if he did say that he's wrong, you're supposed to hand over your sources publically. all the lads before him did it. Not sure why he thinks he's different.
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>>48127563
>Luckily britfeel doesn't have a particular topic
Yea as long as it's not shit you numpty
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Can I request a Mercedes Benz logo in the new op please
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>>48127621
I am the OP image maker before him.
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>>48127613
Oh ye aye.
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>>48127613
can you just join the freemasons or does it have to be passed down through the family?
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freemasons collectively shitting their pantaloons at our rag tag collection of trannies, neets, pathological liars and failed normies/unicunts
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Bit later than I usually go for dindins but just ordered meself a Dominos

get
in
my
b e l l y
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>>48127637
You'd have no problem providing the .PSDs before that then yeah?
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>>48127676
what did you order lad?
I had a papa johns a couple of hours ago
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>>48127604
MGK's never been good, he's more of a pop star who can't actually sing and made basic raps with shit wordplay for teenage girls. And yet Em's diss is as shit as MGKs.
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Going under lads. OOOOf lads, going the fuck under - right about now.
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>>48127687
Large Mighty Meaty and some kickers. They don't do the mega mix deal anymore though, FUMING

Wbu? I like Papa Johns but they take ages to deliver to my place
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>>48127666

666 confirms freemasons are in decline
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>>48127680
Name a date I have 16GB+ of my britfeel PSDs and previous top lads before me
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>girl matched with me just to tell me I'm ugly and shouldn't be on tinder

uninstalling it
can't be bothered with women, or anyone
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>>48127736
that's a hate crime isn't it?
cyber bullying int it?
take the details start a complaint, get the slag banned
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>>48127736
Report that shit you can't look-shame people in the EU in 2018
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>>48127736
could be a kid pranking people pal. don't let one person get in your way of your future.
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>>48127726
sounds bretty gud lad
I ordered to spiciest pizza on the menu because im such a big boi
papa johns always ends up delivering earlier than i ask them to here, need to ask them to come about 20 mins later than i want it so it comes on time
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>>48127783
thats not really a prank lol
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>>48127736
better to be ugly on the outside than on the inside
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>>48127736
Screenshot mate. I'll find her.
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>>48127736
I might do this to women, im too much of a spastic to get a date or anything anyway so might aswell try to ruffle a few roasties
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>>48127813
>tfw youll try it but get no matches anyway
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>>48127731
Which ones did you make?
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>>48127823
Im not gonna put my own picture up obviously
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>>48127736
"Thanks for your opinion. If you think that I'm ugly chances are that others thank I am too. You're pretty though, and you know it. Just remember this. Over the years you'll start to see your looks fade. The youthful glint will go from your eyes. Your skin will wrinkle. Your hair will loose it's lustre. This is a natural and inevitable process of course, but imagine how it will be for you. The male attention will slowly or perhaps suddenly disappear. Then you'll have nothing but memories of when you were young and pretty. Now, what's better... being ugly already or seeing that slow decline of who you once were?"

Say that to the bitch lad.
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>>48127834
haven't cringed that hard for a while
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For fuck's sake this is the third time in a row that I opened a beer and it went everywhere because I forgot they got shaken up

I've cleaned my floor 3 times tonight ffs
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>>48127865
spillage is lickage lodd
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>>48127389
BfA is really shit though tbqh
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>>48127865
Ten second rule
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>>48127736
Post screenshot laddo
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Gonna book me CBT lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUSb2lXNHUI [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfBHAGyZ2QI [Embed]

Rationale being I'll ride my litre sports bike to within an inch of my life and I'll survive - which is an incredible feat, plus it must feel exhilarating. Alternatively the bike might just see me off. I'd rather that - quick death inc - than be abused to death in an old folks home or succumb to Liver sclerosis.

I'd love me something Ducati, but realistically my first big bike would be GSXR related.

Any other biker lads?
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>>48127763
I kinda love how the genuine retards pushing for this dumb anti-harassment/cyberbullying laws can't even see one step ahead and realise that this coupled with the fluid identity push means a white man could claim you're a bigot because you criticised something he said and he identifies as a black transwoman
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>>48127905
why are you repeating this shit? whats the point?
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>he doesn't even know what a CBT allows him to ride
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>>48127828
Not interested in going into specifics, just want to maintain a level of quality in the thread so wanted the sources to maintain consistency.
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>>48127905
you not going to bother with smaller cc bikes first?
i'm doing my cbt and mod 1 and 2 next year, only getting a 250 though, not sure what yet
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>>48127929

hes thinking ahead to a thousand because he knows a 125 wont be able to drag his fucking fat arse anywhere
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>>48127736
>You shouldn't be on Tinder if you're ugly

Lol. If that was true they'd lose at least half their members.
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I want a shag tonight. Wonder if there's any hookers around.
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>>48127917
bit of a long winded approach to this is all nonsense
also she should have to be held accountable for her words. act like a cunt be treat like a cunt
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>>48127977
trip back on civil fattyneer
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>>48127931
Hello lad, I made this one and I know it's shit. There's a better version going around with better lighting too, I dunno why this one keeps being used. I have made a completely new start on one for next month though and it looks so much better if I do say so myself though. Spending more than a few hours and learning how to use Photoshop has helped.
Why not make your own greggs if you have the ability though? Lots of people were asking for a new start completely. Sure if you did ones previously you'll be able to make something ace.
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I just want to say three cheers to the lads who work on the OP pic. All of them have been great.
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>>48127882
Haven't got to play much of it, I'm grinding rep in Legion still to unlock void elves. I'm still 110 atm

Also at the same time, you think everything is shit usually as nothing holds your interest
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I'm watching some show called Life Below Zero and I'd genuinely fuck this bitch called Sue as a blizzard came down around us
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I've been edging all day and I'm about to cum. I've done the capcha already, now I'm going to press post just at the moment of my orgasm so I can share it with you all.

UNGH GONNA CUM
UNGH I'M GONNA CUM
UNNNGGGGHHHHHHH I'M CUMMING!
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>>48128075
it would be fine if the Greggs wasnt so lopsided
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>>48128052
not him but i am the one made this thread. just used what i've got, seems to be a few people making the images now so it's very confusing keeping up.
plus other images may have been posted but the levels of shit in here recently have been too much to wade through looking for genuine posts, so i made it with what i've got
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>>48128093
reminds me of cybering on winmx back in the day
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I'm 90% sure that I'm working with radio host.
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proper into simon & garfunkel right now
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Timothy James Byrne in and at my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 14 September 2018 ... My video copy is suppressed today on UK Utube - please rescue me to the USA today ...
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>>48128149
What job lad?

Please rescue me to America.
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nothing like getting naked and cracking open a beer
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>>48128052
I genuinely appreciate your effort lad and it's cool you're learning I genuinely understand it's a lot of effort to make these good. I will share my work and appreciate your contributions which is how sagiri started.

> Why not make your own greggs if you have the ability though?
Sagiri's was 90% of the way to being great and I liked his tilde wojak so wanted to get those to use.

Maybe I'm being a bit of an autist but if someone had already made something I prefer to reuse it rather than recreate a slightly off version of it.
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>>48128101
I'm not at home atm or I'd give you the one that's not quite so dark, appreciate you using it though lad. Means a lot considering it is so rough
>>48128097
Yeah soz lad, as I said above, my new try is better. you can tell criticism in reply to me though as I've replied to you. Other lads have and they've given me advice too.
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Here's an idea

Why not send Tim a letter that looks like it comes from the American government sending him to Poleaboo's house to collect his visa from Immigration Officer Amer Hussain?
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>>48128200
i can't even look at myself naked
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>>48128214

cant see that working tbqhfamalam
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>>48128216
it took me a long time just to be comfortable in my room naked but now I'm not that fussed
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>>48128214
>Immigration Officer Amer Hussain
racist America putting a muslim in charge of immigration

come on now
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>>48128202
which ones did you make? original ome
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>>48128234
yeah i can't do that.
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>>48127531
I didn't even know you wanted it but I don't see how it would be bad form to not post something I made from scratch.
probably do it after I've eaten
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>>48128202
Fair play mate, appreciate your response. Sorry for seeming shitty above, had a lot of people slag it off (which I'm fine with) but seem to ignore me when I say I'm here and willing to take criticism and advice. I'll look forward to seeing your next one, hope you'll like mine too tbqh
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>>48128225
Why not?

>>48128239
Have you been to America? Their immigration officers are rarely white.
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>>48128246
its one of those things you only get more comfortable with by doing it really
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>>48128214
please do that would be very entertaining
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>>48127956
People on Tinder are objectively more attractive than all other apps, like OKC, PoF, Tantan, etc.
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>>48128288
>Amer's mum offered me a curry, I don't like curry.
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Naked Attraction is a fucking weird show
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>>48128287
i'll take your word for it lad
i'm too far down this path to change
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>>48128247
will probably post the original op too but sep because it takes forever to upload
the greggs one is organised w/ folders and the op is messy as fuck though psd side
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>>48128326

the normiest of normies lad
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>>48128157
Their best album is Bookends
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>>48128319
It's not that there are less ugly people on Tinder. There's just more good looking ones. There's way more people in general.
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>>48128326
why are you watching that normie TRASH
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tfw you are an absolute cringe lord
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Just want my own cozy little house in a quiet town
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>Estimated delivery Thu, 20 Sep - Wed, 10 Oct
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>>48128366
how about a grim flat in an absolute shithole instead
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>>48128349
Hanging out with normies lole
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>>48128240
I've never made a personality out of what I made and actually kept it entirely compartmentalised in keeping with 4chan culture

but >>48127731 as you can see here I care about this.

>>48128284
>hope you'll like mine too tbqh
I do, lets work together

>>48128247
You Sagiri? I want your PSD because I appreciate what you did and wanted to continue from your work as respect to it. Not to make my life easier or some shit it's because I look at your work and think "wow he really did a great job with that, I want to build upon it"
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bit sad today tonight lads. bought myself some cola bottles from marks and lunch and went to see a nice film on my own. but dumb old people in the audience laughed at the most trivial shit. 5 minutes into the film some teens are doing drugs. a fairly normal teenage experience "haha hoo hoo hee hee" as if to say i am here, i know what drugs are and i'm going to have a good time. bit lonely. whatever. just kind of looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow now.
got a bbq after work. going to get some beers in etc.
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>>48128385
doesn't sound like you've made any desu and just downloaded the archive that the old OP anon left
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>>48128383
norman be gone tbqh lod
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>>48128385
yis
don't need to butter me up lad
already offered my help a bit back
currently eating chippy though
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>>48128395
Go to arthouse cinemas lad, that's the only sort of films you should watch alone

>tfw going to art house cinemas and watching anime movies alone
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My white balls are full of sperm.
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>>48128382
try a grim houseshare in a chavscum infested shithole instead
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>>48128381
Where did you order from? I only get estimates like that if I order stuff from overseas.
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>>48128415
thought you had a gf. your balls should be drained on the regular
you're a shit larper/10
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>>48128395
how is any of that sad at all? stop being such a depressive cunt
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>>48128435
>>48128415
moni stop this is a poor showing
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bye bye happiness
hello loneliness
I think im gonna cry
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>>48128432
Michigan I think. It's in Chicago now.
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At work I always thought Amer was very feminine, with a graceful beauty. I never imagined that Amer is actually a beautiful woman called Monica.

I loved getting to know Amer. To me, he's just the same as a real white. Now I'd like to get to know Monica.

>>48128435
Yeah I do, but things are going south and my eyes are wandering.
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>>48128449
i'm not moni
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>>48128414
i went to see blade runner at the art house cinema and some pleb let his phone go off in the final scene. ruined it. generally the audiences were a lot better back there. this place is a bit of a boomer den in the evenings.
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>>48128075
>I just want to say three cheers to the lads who work on the OP pic. All of them have been great.

No problem mate. Editing the OP image's been a pleasure.
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>>48128473
no but he his moni.
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>>48128401
first one i ever did
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fucking hate my facial hair desu. cant stop plucking it out.
cant afford laser. why am i such a freak.
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>>48128499
didn't need to tar me with the same brush tgough
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>Friday night
>Tired from a week of wagie hours
>going to miss peak nightwalk anon and Ebin when I fall asleep
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>>48128441
> lonely
i go to the cinema because i can do it alone without being judged too harsly
i look forward to my crappy retail job because i don't have anyone to talk to in my life except the customers
could be worse sure.
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>>48128513
>cant stop plucking it out
fucking stop this lad

when the tranny meme virus passes you'll be kicking yourself for making your beard patchy shit
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>>48128506
BRING RACHEL RILEY BACK TO THE OPS LADS
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>>48128537
i dont care if its a meme i just want to stop picking at my face 24/7
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>>48128343
meh I prefer sounds of silence
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>drinking coffee when tired

make me feel funny
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>>48128560
Glad I'm not the only remaining lad who has the archives desu

It belongs in a museum half tempted to see if LD50 is interested
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Having a few beers I got off my uncle and listening to some choons. Pretty comfy right now.

What you up to tonight lids?
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>>48128609
also having some beers lod
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>>48128609
The same as you except I got the beers off my Dad. What you listening to?
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>>48128605
1 of the guys at work takes a cup up to bed. baffles me how you can sleep when drinking the stuff
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wish i had a bag of crisps desu
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>>48128609
drinking lidl cheap cider hoping to knock myself out soon. will be at slavery at 06:00
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>>48128609
what chhoooons lad
just eaten a /takeaway/ pizza and sipping a beer
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>>48128606
I only have 50 or so OP pictures, some nice old ones though. Save those archives lad, very important part of /britfeel/ history right there.
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>>48127267
Even though I'm late for this, I do feel you. I don't even know myself where my name comes from or where it originates from. And why should a name take a large impact on your life?
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>>48128638
This is a good post. Good classic britfeel.
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>>48128658
not him but people struggle to pronounce my name. parents decided on an icelandic version of a popular name. only my family says it properly.
at work they all say it wrong, past correcting people now jsut spent the past couple decades responding to the wrong name.
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Just saw a Halifax ad where they were advertising contactless as if it was a thing only halfax offer. Does this actually trick normies into buying their shit? Idgi adverts are the weirdest things.
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down the pub and someone put Big Iron from New Vegas on the jukebox lods
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>>48128638
wish I could poo a type-2 desu
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>>48128635
i can do that desu, considering i'm on ritalin most of the time i get used to falling asleep on stimulants
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzS9ybPMztY
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>>48128725
don't think he's on owt though
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these are nice lads, just eat them cold, probably even nicer hot

>>48128085
It's objectively bad. I unlocked all the races in legion a bit before but I got to 120 and instantly quit. Awful rep grinds (terrible world quests) and no new features. It's like a badlegion, WoD tier.
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>>48128707
They're the same company that uses clips from The Wizard of Oz and old cartoons in their adverts so they're clearly going for the actual boomer demographic.
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>>48128655
>>48128634

Just random bangers on YouTube.
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all the normies are out or asleep, we in prime comfy hours now
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what is wrong with women. I've been talking to this girl for the past couple of weeks. I tried messaging just now and it says her account has been deleted. wtf
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can't believe there are posters in this thread who fall for blizzards tricks and pay for world of warcraft subs and expansions
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>>48128780
fake account that got banned l0l
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>havent seen best friend in 3 weeks
>Ask if they're free this weekend
>"Oh I'm super busy maybe next friday"
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>>48128749
Yeah the story isn't great so far, before I play properly again I'm gonna need to get a job anyway so I'm casual
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>>48128776
thank fuck for that tbqh, they come here to shit everything up
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>>48128796
>panics after 3 weeks
lmao you loser
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>>48128780
you got blocked! oh no!
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>>48128796
i haven't seen my friends since May.
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>>48128776
i have a job so pretty certain i'm normie. i'll BTFO now lad though as don't want to spoil the comfy.
and don't worry i've learned not to bang on about blah blah muh wagie life, so i don't post when in work
bye
*waves*
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>>48128790
Bought it on a whim months before, already regret it before it came out and since I bought it I thought I may as well play through the zones at least. Learnt my lesson, won't be bothering again.

>>48128799
Alliance seemed better story and zone wise, but nobody plays alliance
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>>48128805
I have 1 fren
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>>48128795
>>48128813
definitely wasn't fake, she sent me pics. very specific ones. also why would she block me?
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>>48128780
That happened to me a couple years back after I'd been on a date with a girl and we'd agreed to meet up again. I liked her too.
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>>48128844
>got bored
>found someone else
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>>48128844
idk ask her

oh wait
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Not sure what to do with my life so I've booked a flight to Hamburg, staying in hostels and gonna travel to Berlin. Nervous about spilling spaghetti while sleeping in the same room with a bunch of randomers.

Also I'm an extremely picky eater so foreign food scares me

wish me luck robots
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>>48127882
Can't stand this new Warmode system. Want to world quest as Alliance? You need to turn warmode off. Want to wpvp as horde? You can't.
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>>48128822
You should buy one can of guinness one day and drink it.
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Alright, read through the thread a little bit more properly and not sure who exactly wants it
But here we go lads: I've uploaded the Greggs, Coral and my most recent OP's PSDs
Although, the latest OP has a fucktonne of legacy layers in there as I didn't really bother to clean up and made some major movements without care.

https://mega.nz/#!XPgVmAiC!vz44ysdxFlSj7u2DWsmpvDyfRYKTXOV17Tq5f4XDOtY

https://mega.nz/#!bfgnxagL!BctGzmMwHHlsGXfAR0mE-_YdHQaybyIAvMIqDNs8BgQ

https://mega.nz/#!Ob4DkQaJ!iCo69fJg3cIZiWAsO57cJ7IN0m1Tyi6xpGmMxUANStw
>>48128609
Just had some chips from the chippy, think I'll watch the latest Better Call Saul to be honest
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>picky eaters
any picky eater is normally a ponce
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>>48128821
I'm a wagie too lol. I whine about wagie life when I get home from work but at these times it's just talk about takeaways, tunes, and tits.
*toodaloo*
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>*waves*
>*toodaloo*
fucking toodaloo one and fuck off
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Wagie posting right now lads
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>>48128892
Prove it. Post payslips for the past 12 months.
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>>48128822
Depends on the Realm I guess, some realms are Alliance heavy. I want to level a void elf when I unlock them.
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>>48128863
I've not drunk out of a can for months over fear of swallowing and not being able to see in the can. I might be half tempted to try coffees and alcohol sometime just to see what they taste like and what the fuss is

>>48128861
I just left it on while levelling as horde and played as normal. Not one bit of PvP happened from 110 to 120 and while doing WQs at max level. In return I got 10% bonus XP and rewards for nothing.
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>>48128860
Good luck lad, sounds amazing. Kinda jealous tbqh. When do you go? Check in with us occasionally and take a picture of a German doggo for me
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>>48128904
https://www.wowprogress.com/
I mean this really, realms are largely meaningless with cross realm, every guild went horde so I'd imagine pugging on alliance would be hell compared to horde. Doesn't really matter because even if I started playing now I'm way too far behind to have fun
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You may want to put that thing into airplane mode before the person who owns it uses 'Find my Phone'.

You'll need to have a copy of iTunes, a charger and follow these steps: To format and reset it turn the phone off and then on again connected to a computer with iTunes. Whilst it's turning on hold down the lock button and the volume down button. You'll be prompted to reset the phone from a back-up or start again from scratch. The phone will time out depending on how long it takes to re-install the OS, so just repeat the holding button step again.

Here is the hard part though; it'll never be completely yours but I'll leave that for you to figure out by yourself. Enjoy!
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Cheeky few pints in the maxwell lads
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>>48128628
10/10 mummy body, lad
Just imagine having that bouncing on top of ya...
>cor.blimey.jpg
might have to go the local seedy nightclub and find a mummy who'll let me jiggle her baps
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>>48128952
Her bapstallions
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>>48128952
I bloody wish. I couldn't pick up a girl like that but if you can more power to you desu
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>>48128902
Nah I get weekly wage slips, but here a tenner for the larp jar big boy xxx
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I'm so really fucking lonely lads
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>>48128902
You won't be fooling me this time mister tax man
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S.A.D is kicking in. Need some vitamin D and funny images
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Sister is such a typical two-faced bitch, always going on about drama in 'The Group'. It's so pathetic, what is this 'group'? It seems to be the source of all of her problems. She's going on about how some girl hadn't been in The Group for a while, and someone's in The Group Chat.

Jesus, such a stupid mentality. Hang out with people you do like, don't hang out with people you don't like. Stop putting your huge fucking Jewish nose in drama, you fucking love it even though it doesn't concern you. Fucking disgusting whore
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>>48129061
Alright mate she's only 8 give her some time
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>>48129061
girl run off emotion not logic so they will always do dumb shit
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>>48129048
where to get girl like this for a wife?
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>>48129028
probably doesn't help that you have an addiction to saving images of large breasts
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I have a very boomer taste in music, should I be concerned?
4chan boomer, not a literal one. Even though it still could apply
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>>48129096
listen to what you enjoy you melt
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>>48129070
>>48129061
corr give me your sister's number lad
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>someone pretending I'm lonely
VERY poor showing
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survived my first week at work lads, it was a basic induction but it went well. cant wait for a proper sleep, and to be paid at the end of the month
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>>48129077
But traps are gay anon...
originally, though.
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>>48129153
welcome to the crew
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Fucking hell, absolute state of china.
can we just eradicate the east and start again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04
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>>48129153
enjoy toil
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>>48129174
i'm still in the blissful ignorance of the merits of 9-5 after shift work. that shit was awful
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>>48129169
fuark I meant to link the image of the bird with the nice tits
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>>48129201
let me help you with that lod
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>>48127128
only for autistic people. games are pathetic.
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Any Bromley based anons in tonight
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>>48129196
enjoy the feeling because you'll soon adjust
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Just started a bifter lads
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Can boob lad post some anime honkers?
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>>48129272
I'm not into anime so don't have any anime titties
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>>48129244
not though are they
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>>48129153
you had an induction for a week?
sleep will probably just get worse and worse, money in my account and the weekend is the only thing that brings me pleasure any more
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>>48128870
>Enjoy the finest michelin star food the world has to offer and want to taste everything
>Also enjoy Sainsbury's breaded chicken goujons by Sainsbury's
What does this make me, lad?
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>>48129263
>ey yo light the biftah
>I'm gonna rape your little sistah
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Drunk and feeling down while listening to lofi hip hop radio, pull me back from the brink of normiedom lads.
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>>48129272
Not him but here you go lad
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>>48128913

sorry I didn't reply. I go on Sunday which is also my birthday, I hope it goes well
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>>48129258
grass is always greener and all that lel. least I know I have weekends now
>>48129296
>you had an induction for a week?
yeah, working for a fairly big firm so was mostly being given phone and laptop and various training stuff.
payday cannot come soon enough honestly. even tonight, knowing that I wont be called in tomorrow, has been bliss
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>>48129317
try not listening to that generic uni normie sadcunt shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeQDRhidNnY
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>>48129312
Fakkin love me some Blackpool Groime.
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scared about travelling and staying somewhere alone for the first time in my life. I'll be sleeping in some air bnb too, I don't know how any of it works
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forgot how much better the britfeel night watch is compared to the daytime
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na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 128
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>>48129364
>try not listening to that generic uni normie sadcunt shite
>posts sonic youth

Please tell me this was the joke. Because otherwise you are painfully unaware of yourself
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>>48129327
No worries lad, happy birthday for Sunday. I'm super fussy and managed to find loads of things I'd eat in Switzerland when I went, gotta push yourself a bit. Sure you'll have a great time.
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>>48129382
only the comfiest bois allowed
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>>48129382
/comfy night guard/ report for duty
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>>48129380
making the move to try it out puts you ahead of 99% of everyone else
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>>48129380

I might convert to airbnb after trying hostels, I'd be less nervous staying alone but also I'd probably get lonely AF. Where you going?
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>>48129394
oi won't be having that
do NOT compare sonic youth to meme lofi hip-hop radio

>>48129406
does it though? normies do this stuff all the time, abroad too. thank you for the vote of confidence anyway lad
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>>48129394
resident sadcunt here, no this wasn't the joke I'm being sincere and I don't think I've ever listened to sonic youth before
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>>48129380
Airbnb is pretty chill. It a shared apartment or solo? Just make sure you know how you're getting your key, and download the app if you haven't for messaging the host.
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>>48129382
Both day and night have the potential for shite, imo
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>>48129417
The lovely and vibrant area of Camden lad, to catch a gig.
Hostels seem real sketchy to me so I tried air bnb, 30 quid for the night in an apartment, I think there's just a couple of beds in the room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXmCIlGstfY
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https://youtu.be/4NBDvXpsBzk

Socially aware choon
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>>48129398
>>48129401
Wanted to comfy tulpapost but the bf just said something a bit shitty about you.
So riled that comfyboi thinks he can make up for being a little bitch by sticking his face in my neck.
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>>48129433
shared, but I'll only be there for sleeps one night so I'm not too bothered.
>download the app if you haven't for messaging the host.
thank you pal, will do.

any London anons want to go for a drink let me know, I'll buy you a pint
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>>48129425
I went away myself for a week lad, I posted about it before here. Whats worrying you?
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yanks are so stupid and I hate em
I swear they are actually brain-dead
they give you a stare like nothing is happening in their head
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>>48129461
Reminder to keep your tulpa obedient and respectful
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>>48129478
Yeah I know what you mean, they really are mentally deficient
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>>48129461
>Just a gimmick/10
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The Beatles had such ugly haircuts
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>>48129478
>>48129484
they have the blank gaze of a grazing cow
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Lads
I'm in the States right now (California to be specific) for uni
Brown girls keep hitting on me when they hear my accent
Never really like nonwhite women but I think I'm contracting some sort of fever
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>>48129364
https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE
>>48129382
shame the captchas have become literal fucking cancer and ruin it
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>>48129510
Be careful lad, if you have sex with them you turn into one of them
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>>48129464
I've just never stayed somewhere on my own lad, especially in a big place like London where I'll get lost and have to find my own way around. Also I don't know how air bnb works, do I have to tell him exactly when I'll be there so he can let me in and I get keys?
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>>48129481
I can't stay mad at him. He's all wrapped around me now and just staring at me. We might listen to some less mainstream MCR now.
How has everyone else got comfy for the night?
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>>48129463
I've only ever used it out of the country and it was spooky but absolutely fine while there. Using it in London for the first time this October and imagine it'll be so much easier than abroad. Have fun laddo
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>>48129518
remember legacy captcha? lad
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>>48129510
Breed with them. I am halfwhitehalfbrown and know a few others like me.
The facial genetics of that mix are always Chad. Always.
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>>48129523
My flatmate (dormmate?) is incredibly Chad-like and invited me to a party
Their beer tastes like piss but the couple American parties I've gone to so far are pretty great, and this is a frat party
I don't know if I'll be able to keep myself out of one of them
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that's a na night from me and ziggeh, pals
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>>48129555
I thought it was depreciated?
The latest iteration of the picture capture forces you to pick out and wait for the animations to fade out and in for each image and takes fucking ages
Horrible user experience
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>>48129564
Might as well make the most of it, shag em
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>>48129575
Who is ziggy/ziggeh?
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>>48129533
Message him when you know when you're due in. On the day let them know the plans are still as above and that you'll message when there if they haven't already given you details on how to get in.
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>>48129484
>>48129504
will be seeing the yank I live with again soon
might just go off on a tirade about what a stupid fucking lot they are, I've already let my feelings be known slightly less before
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>>48129510
Are you living with a girl who resembles daisy Ridley?
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>>48129564
Gwarn laddd
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Watching that Scooby Doo film from 2002. So far it's thoroughly enjoyable and I've not laughed this much in a while
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>>48129312
Good taste john
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>>48129577
that's what I mean, they scrapped it. used to be you'd just type a word or two and that was it

>>48129602
ZIGGEEEEEH PLATED GUITAR
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>>48129606
I've got a yank friend too and he hates them more than me lol
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>>48129655
Ah right
Yeah it fucking sucks, literally cucked every time we post
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Dan give me back my xbox controller NOW, Mum says its mu turn on the xbox, frick off
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>>48129636
I think that Scooby Doo film from 2002 sucks. I do remember really liking it when I was 10 plus James Gunn wrote the script
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>>48129605
ok thank you lad. I'll download the app and message him tomorrow
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Does such a thing as a "Netflix sharing service" exist? I've just got a 4k TV and want to try the most expensive package but don't want to pay for the whole thing. I don't have any irl friends I can ask
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>>48129673
well no, you're not literally watching your gf suck off a black man every time you post. unless you are
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>>48129731
Yes, you can let other people share your account, up to 4 or 5 people I think. If you don't have any friends why bother
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Sister met a Swedish woman today. Apparently they got talking about why she came over and sounds like she was red pilled as fuck lol
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>>48129731
>affords 4k tv
>can't afford netflix
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>>48129577
Why did they make that change? It must have been a deliberate change because it's very noticeable. Why does it take 5 seconds for the images to come in? It's horrible
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THE NEW GIRL AT WORK IS PRETTY AND FRIENDLY AND WE HAD A LOVELY CHAT AND I WANT TO BRING HER HOME AND HAVE CHILDREN WITH HER
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>>48129735
4chan is my gf but im not sure if its me or her being fucked by google
:(
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>>48129772
I guess its to do with the fight against bots but its so fucking horrible for UX and I'm sure they could have fixed it in other ways.
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>>48129757
I'd happily pay cute, uniformed japanese girls to make me a TV but not give a shekel to a Jew to swing his magic payots over it and bless it with Netflix subscription.
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>>48129533
You got a smart phone? Make sure it is charged and use google maps for getting around. Not sure about air bnb, never used it but send the host a message and ask what the arrangements are. Im sure they meet you with keys somewhere or have them in a lock box with a code. Last place I stayed in just had some lockers that needed a code to get the key out of and I just let myself in but I was the only person staying there
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>>48129655
>>48129673
What annoys me most about the picture captchas is that not only are we teaching an AI how to recognise photos properly, but the same AI is sometimes sassy like "you didn't pick all the right pictures"
Wtf captcha you're either an expert or you're not, pipe down.
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never bothered using gps to get me around, i just use paper maps and guessing until i get there lol
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>>48129806
Yea will do pal. Can you believe that up til a year ago I refused to use data? I had a smartphone but never put data in, if I had to go somehwere new I'd plan my route out the night before and write directions for myself, end up getting lost 90% of the time anyway
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>>48127531
Just to confirm, did the guy that wanted these >>48128864 get them?
Not feeling being forced to remember to come on tomorrow and repost.

>>48129826
That and if you misclick and it continues to allow you to choose, it just scraps the whole thing and says you're wrong even if the rest are correct, doesn't even stop you - just carries on
reeeeeee
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why do girls suddenly get hotter once they get into a relationship?
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>Friends keep talking about Spider-Man on PS4
>2018
>Superhero games are still a thing
And yet they take the piss out of me because I own a Xbox One, the fags
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>>48129859
Lad you've posted them now don't put yourself out for some lad whos getting shitty at you and is too lazy to make his own oc

Picture captchas are the absolute worst.
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>>48129864
Everyone wants what they can't have
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Is it okay to constantly shirk responsibility if you have a proven record of incompetence?
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>>48129836
Fair enough but it is a nice safety blanket, especially if you are alone in a foreign country or a strange place. I usually wander about and use map apps as a last resort
>>48129853
Kek my dad refuses to turn his mobile data on too. Have a look for things on street view and familiarise yourself with where you are going by all means if it makes you feel better, but getting a bit lost really is part of the adventure fren.
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>>48129891
I've never once wanted ovary cancer
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Is it okay to constantly shirk responsibility if you have a vagina?
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>>48129883
Don't mind helping out, said I'd do them and I want to make sure the effort isn't wasted

But yeah, guess thats something we can all unite on :v)
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Anyone here been taught by a crazy man called Martin long?
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>>48129622
No, I'm living in a dorm with a male flatmate.
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>>48129903
I find it strange they do a segment on using a satnav/gps in the new driving test desu
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>>48129869
They don't really make that many superhero games these days though Superhero movies on the other hand will exist for infinity.
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>>48129942
They do? Does it replace the harder manoeuvres?
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OK frens. I need to be serious with you, and accidentally posted this on a wrong thread. But you guys are my only real friends and I just want to be open with you.
Long story short, I always felt a bit weird and like I had a duty, plus religious leaders kept saying there was "something" about me. All this red cow shit had me looking into some /x/ tier stuff and kike religions, and it turns out I'm the "Antichrist".
I don't want to hurt anyone. In fact, I want to use this to save everyone and help humans be less shit and cucked. Just a bit nervous Jesus' rank breaths gonna kill me in the end and then God's gonna come and perform the reverse-holocaust-but-real-this-time on humanity. Kinda want my hard work to make humanity something great and good to succeed.
What should I do, friendos? Want to make this a slightly interactive rapture or whatever, y'know?
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>>48129963
yeah they do, you still have to do bay parking and parallel parking
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>>48129932
That's fair enough, just makes me angry how people are so rude about something you put your own time and effort into. in any case I saved at least one of the links and some other lads might have done too so sure someone else can pass them on if he didn't get them and you're not about.
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>>48129977
Oh shit sons we got the /antichrist/ in /britfeel/
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>>48129999
Yeah, came off a bit abrasive which was a tad annoying but its not much bother, learning from others and just trial and erroring is how I learned so if I can pay a bit of it back then it's debt settled
Anyway, thanks lad will be a big help if I'm caught up with something
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>>48129977
Can you make my cock bigger?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxQTY-W6GIo

fuck me machine gun kelly has been knocked out in the first found, its a slaughter.
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>>48130050
Whos got the biggest dick energy in britfeel lads?
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I normally fall asleep by now but I wouldn't just like to say one of my first forays into nightfeel has been very comfy, albeit slow. Have a good night lads.
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>>48130072
1) no one cares about a bunch of foul mouthed chavs
2) eminem is a total cringefest who's like a dad still trying to be cool and I can only name one MGK song

now sod off
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>>48130072
>Eminem making diss tracks for a guy most known for WWE PPV theme songs

Christ, we've travelled back to the early 2000s
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>>48130073
kikenight obviously
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>>48130016
There's salvation behind this symbol. I know it. It's been around so long and the Jews, Christians, and Muslims (i.e. the semitic godfollowers) are the only people who have rejected it in human history. Now they declare it to be pure evil, but I feel it holds the answers for us all.
I'm also way more charming than the average person to the point I can get basically whatever with a look, and I have a younger brother so...
Fuck it. Antichrist.

>>48130050
I dunno. Not sure if that's what it meant by "miracles". I refuse to read kikebooks so yeah. I thought it was more to do with my research.
Couldn't hurt to try though. I bestow upon thee(?) 3 extra inches of length and an extra inch of circumferential girth to the phallus.
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>>48130072
haha funny joke, machine gun kelly still winning this
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>>48130092
>no one cares about a bunch of foul mouthed chavs

t. westlife fan

>>48130116
>machine gun kelly still winning this

LMFAO
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>mfw a lad discerned, just from an artist's style of drawing, that he likely drew women with big asses and he was spot on
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>>48130149
t. 19 year old. Seriously, I guarantee you are not over 19 years old. If you are then this is simply tragic, if less annoying.
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>>48130149
>Lmfao
Damn, sure convinced me their champ with your hot opinions
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>>48130113
This symbol, btw.
This is the one that I can't fucking shake from my mind.
I'm engrossed by it.
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>>48130159
>only hiphop fans are teenagers

not sure if bait or retarded

>>48130162
im aware that you're baiting.
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>have weevils in my room
>used to just chuck them out the window
Finally snapped and became the arbiter of death. This must be how Hitler felt.
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>>48130210
What is a weevil
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>>48130210
Misread that as weasels lad, was very worried at first then because weasels are super cute.
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>>48130242
Tiny bugs.
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>Have all these Jews in my country
>used to just Gas them in my chambers
Finally snapped and became the Futher of Death. This must be now some English lad will feel 70 years from now.
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>>48130194
it's the fact you care about a diss track and are stupid enough to post it here.

but anyway, the fact you're calling everything bait is better evidence anyway. Keep it coming moron
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>>48130264
Should clarify that I checked them out the window, now I just smash them. There's about 20 corpses in a three foot radius now.
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>>48130291
>the fact you're calling everything bait is better evidence

I'm aware that you're baiting :)
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What do you lads think of the latest hot new maymay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RpeqnZAV8M
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>tfw no Lana Del Rey gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uFv9Ts7Sdw
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>>48130335
But anon, Death Grips have been a meme for half a decade.
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>>48130327
alri SP. Classic comeback as always
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>>48130346
You know what I mean, you dingus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra6FtdXrH4Q
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>>48130210
Just have to clear out your attic next, lad
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>>48130349
alri 28 yr old.
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Aaaaaah fuck lads, I just really hurt myself. Lifed my laptop and pulled it back to reach something, it fell smack bang edge first into the middle of my nose
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I've seen death grips live twice ama (second time was on 1p-lsd)
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thread is dead already, some of cunts must still be up.
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Was in my Statistics class and a Latina was flirting with me
Wonder if she'll be at the frat party
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Been out pretending to be normie.
With group of people I know, but not friends.
Ask if girl is thai, she is from vietnam, i'm like oh pretty close though. Ahah.
End up talking to aussie girl for half an hour. Somebody I know is living in aus.
My good pal I am with. He says, yo anon, we have to go. I got a text message saying I have to go from one of the guys there.
I am like what... you want me to leave?
Aus girl says she has a bf. I say ok... I was just chatting about my friend in aus. She says ok. lets continue....
Guy says "no" you have to leave!"
I am so shocked I leave and spend ages thinking about it and post about it here.

Fucking normans. Can't think what I did wrong.
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>>48130442
Wow you're really edgy and cool, I wish I did drugs too
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I really want the new girl at work to be my girlfriend
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>>48130515
I'd be angry too but you probably did make some sort of faux pas completely obliviously
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I want to join the Sleep Council of Great Britain
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Chris Martin has the most punchable face ever
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>>48130538
Im also trans, does that make you hate me even more?
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>>48130644
I feel like I must have. But who knows.
I messaged the guy on facebook, and was like dude what the fuck was that about? why did you feel the need to exclude me?
Now I regret sending the message because I feel beta and pathetic. Such bullshit.
Inb4 normie problems.
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>>48130806
it was better sending the message, but it was pretty beta just leaving and not saying or doing anything then

also your typing style is autistic and hurts to read so i'll imagine you did something weird
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>>48130765
>I'm also mentally ill, does that make you hate me even more?

Na, I just think it's sad that instead of getting the help you need, society tells you it's normal
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>>48130865
Hahahaha oh dear you are a funny one
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>>48130575
But you don't really know anything about her... Try being friends first!
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>>48130865
Why do you think it matters to me what society tells me? I'm not a brainless NPC, I'm going to be trans regardless of what society I'm in. I would still be trans even if every person on the planet told me it was wrong. I can't change who I am, I wasn't brainwashed into this. It's extraordinarily arrogant and callous to think you understand people better than they understand themselves. I don't think your mother would approve of how nasty you've become
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Oh good, a trans argument is beginning.
Night lads, hope this has fucked off by the time I wake up
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>these things apparently are real

should i wear em? will it make me even more anti society?
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>>48131329
uduhheirgn
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>>48131354
why the fuck would you want to wear those anon?
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>>48131553
rise against society
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>>48131591
by wearing little water bottles on your ears?
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My dad said, quite confidently, that there will be a falseflag in Syria in a few days because "there's been one recorded already".
Is this from a brand name source or a literal who in the conspiracy world?
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Only just went and ordered a pizza lid
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>>48131881
Where are you fuckers living that there are places open at this time?

Roll on Monday so I can buy stuff again. The nicotine jonesing is real.
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>>48131881
maddest of mad cunts, how many is that this week?
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>>48131881
Do you have pizza every day?
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>>48131974
>>48131979

I think that's three this week so far, maybe four.

I might check out that Disenchantment when the pizza arrives. My brother says it's crap but I'm already bored so got nothing to lose.
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while were on the subject, if i order a pizza and let it go cold how long after is it safe to eat without warming it back up? also /nightwalk/ bla bla bla, etc
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>>48132061
I'd probably say maybe a few hours before I'd want to apply heat
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Ah yes, it's an 'Anon should be more than tired enough to fall asleep but can't' episode
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>>48132061
Anything eventful to report tonight pal?
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>>48132058
Are you the size of a house out of interest?
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>>48132289

hardly anything tbqh my m8, i was dodging showers all night, chain smoking like a good un' and it looks like my cousin was shagging a roastie somewhere because i noticed his car parked up miles from his house kek, hows yourself, anon?
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>>48132344
Not bad thanks, strategically planning fag breaks and caffeine consumption at work. Another night another bong innit
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>>48132386

working anon? bad news, whats your job? i sort of hope to be wagecucking soon but ill probably regret it when i do eventually start
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>>48132321

Exact opposite actually, I'm a certified skelly.
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>>48132394
Why are you fucking Hank Hill?
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Anyone ever watch That Mitchell And Webb Look?
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How does helper anon have enough money for all these pizzas, especially if he's on bennies
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Think I have anger issues, I've come extremely close to punching random people in the face for trivial things. Certain I'm gonna snap one day
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>>48132598

steady on tilde, no need to hulk smash folk
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>>48132598
*flicks your face* alright? alright? alright? twat
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>Think I have anger issues, l've come extremely close to punching random people in the face for trivial things. Certain I'm gonna snap one day
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>>48132394
>tfw no hairless catamite
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>>48132421
Depends on the job I suppose. If I didnt work id be a shut in and still living with my parents in a cupboard so swings and roundabouts:^)
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>>48132641
That's the thing, I'm not strong and would probably get beaten up but fuck me do I get mad
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>>48132451
For now m8 itll catch up with you one day or gather around your organs
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When was the last time you cried, Iads?
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Just wanted to remind you that you're a really special person and you should be kind to yourself, anon.
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>>48132692
I cried twice today. Once slicing and onion and later on cycling down a hill and the wind got in my eyes. Think my eyes might be a bit watery
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>>48132724
Did you know there's a different chemical composition of our tears when we cry due to emotional distress compared to irritation of the eyes?
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>>48132709

Whos this directed at, anon?
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Fucking fox screaming its head off outside, shut the fuck up you cunt. Foxes are vermin, shoot them all
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>>48132755
Yeah ive heard that too. Wonder if sad tfwnogf tears have magical properties
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proper fucking screaming my head off in the street lads dont give a fuck haha im a fox
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>>48132771
where you at rn?
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good paranormal/horror podcasts please lads?
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>>48132685

Don't be a debbie downer lid
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>>48132837
I'm in my room, why?
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flexin on u niggas rn
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>friday night listening to some Yaeji drinking some whiskey and chilling

feeling nice lads, hope all of you are too
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>>48133121
I feel nice too thanks, feel warm, fuzzy, and comfy. Will probably dose off in a bit. I'm glad you feel nice too anon ^^ If you link a song that you're listening to that you like I'll give it a listen
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>>48133121
Oyeah hey dawg hey whats up
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>>48128864
THanks for posting them lad, sorry I was a bit of a dick about it earlier, i was drunk
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>>48132709

hell fuckin yeah i am. quirky little weirdo. i bet someone will love me one day.
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>>48133425
That's right you are! You just remember that, sweetheart. You're such a valuable person and you deserve happiness, and it's just a matter of time before someone falls in love with you. And if you have the attitude that you love yourself, then other people will sense it and love you too
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>>48133496
I just vomited in my mouth and swallowed it.
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>>48133550
Was it chunky or smooth?
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Whoa, for a second I thought I had school in the morning. I'm 23
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>>48133598
Chunky quintessential carrot vomit
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>>48133627
Delicious, bet there was a yummy aftertaste
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>>48133645
Sort of sour but I rinsed it away with some irn bru
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>>48133157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl_kyhwCDtY
eventually found myself on world order, they're nice and hope you enjoy your sleep
>>48133159
hey my man, hope you're having a wonderful night
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>>48133721
Thanks, I enjoyed that. Cool synchronised dancing. I haven't heard of this group before, their songs have some interesting and slightly disconcerting names!
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Can somebody seriously tell me why captcha is completely fucked as of late?

>>48133721
>SHINGUARIRTEE, SHINGUARIRTEE
Nice, not my cup of tea though
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>>48133977
just buy a pass lod
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>>48134583

yee just buy a pass its like 18 quid
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>>48134662
How does it work, is it tied to my IP? If my IP resets do I lose the pass? Do I have to type in the pass everytime? Can I use it from multiple devices?
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>>48135055

check https://www.4chan.org/pass

they email you the details you need to put into this page https://sys.4chan.org/auth

you can use from multiple devices but only 1 ip at a time (1 ip every 30 minutes)

it isnt tied to any ip address
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https://youtu.be/pTklfGY3fmk

Why haven't you watched this yet?
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>>48135208
summarise it for me?
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>>48135208
>Confirming what everyfuckingbody knows but nobody will do shit about because somebody who earns more than they do told them not to
Wow, fucking nothing. If Rotherham didn't do shit, neither will this; they just don't give a flying fuck.
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>>48132644
>tfw not a hairless catamite
Wish I didn't have body hair desu
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>>48135170
Thanks anon, I'll probably get one
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girl at work asked if I had kids, I actually laughed
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>>48135559

At least it was a compliment
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>>48135559
she was concerned that the creepy guy might be sexually abusing his children
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If you tell someone with children that you don't want children, they will be so, so offended. Because it threatens the lie they tell themselves that it's worth slaving away and throwing their lives away for their 'little bundles of joy' that they were stuck with when they were too much of a slut to use protection.
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>>48135604
nah that would be dumb, like vandalising your own house
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>>48135662
fardt shiit fart fshit fart shit fastt hir
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>>48135662

It's not a lie they tell themselves and it's not throwing their life away
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>>48135715
Every person I know with kids is so stressed and unhappy with their lives
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>>48135715

>Having children means less time for a waifu
>Anon considers this 'throwing your life away'

Howling
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>>48135662
when i was an edgy 14 year old i told my mom i didn't understand why she had kids, let alone 4 when she was broke, she just said that i would understand when i get older and acted really uncomfortable
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>>48135731

You can say that about a lot of single people too though, what life are they 'throwing away'
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is it bad that i still dab?
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>>48135774
only if you do it in public, you can do anything you want in private..literally anything
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Dreading uni lads, what are my flatmates going to think of my recreational drug use?
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>>48135774
I've actually started to do it as obviously and ironically as I possibly could to make people who used to do it unironically hate themselves for being part of such a degenerate trend

>>48135803
Unless you get a right lawfag for one of your flat'mates', nobody should care. You'll probably just blend into the crowd.
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>>48135803
Just gotta hide it from them lad
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>>48135803
yeah those uni students are notorious for the strict moral stance on drugs arnt they
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>>48135818
>>48135827
I lived with a girl last year that absolutely despised drugs. Threatened to call campus security because I had a gram of ket on my desk
>>48135824
That's the plan lad, but going to be hard to come home and hide my gurn I reckon
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>>48135803
hate drugs lad but as long as you keep it off my kitchen space and out of my room there wont be any trouble
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>>48135851
If you really want to teach lawfags a lesson, plant fake shit around your room (Oregano=Weed, Crack=Salt/Sugar/Flour/Drying Packets mixed up, Needles=Saline+Water etc); hide the real shit in some bank-vault tier lock far away and then let them find it.
When they try to do the 'right thing'; you'll have the dibble sniff around and find the fake shit. Which point, explain that they've had a grudge against you for X reason, claim its total fake shit/ a plant; it'll get sent off to Forensics and then the lawfag will get in trouble for waste of police time. Which point, you'll either be smooth sailing, or the police will never believe the boy who cried wolf again
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spent over 50bong on chatterbate last night lads. it was some african girl so it was sort of like charity in a way
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>>48135803

not going to uni but i have the same worry with future housemates. I need to find a place to live cause im being kicked out of my parents by the end of the year
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I had a poke around on the rest of r9k and I reminded myself why I don't go out there
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>>48136049

giving money to cam girls is a 'hobby' i never want to get into again.
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>>48136086
I did it a couple of times and I regret it
what a waste of money
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>>48136081
To be honest this is the only place I really frequent on this site any more bar /po/. /pol/ and reddit killed this place long ago; luckily /britfeel/ lives in it's own microcosm away from the rest of it.
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>>48136081
>>48136140
R9k is actually fucking awful
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wonder how many lods here still remember when he posted under poleaboo and when the waifu lads were still prominent
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>>48136049
>>48136099

You're fucking pathetic
>>48136086
Giving money to cam girls is the ultimate sign of being a fucking beta. Giving your MONEY, that you need and I assume earned in some shape or form to a whore who doesn't give a fuck about you and is actually pretty creeped out by you but says nothing because free monies
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>>48136167
Agreed. The only thing more cucked is giving it to a whore for sex.
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>>48136152

I do, I remember when BritNormie was a newfag too
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>>48136167
i didn't say i was proud of it you melt
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I miss /pol/ when it was actually based and redpilled back before 2015
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>>48136202
Still you carry on doing it because youre a spineless loser. I'm so glad my brain functions normally unlike you
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>>48136190
where did older /britfeel/ go man, was much cosier than this
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>>48136211
>carry on doing it
and where did I say I continue to do it then
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>I'm so glad my brain functions normally unlike you
I love when people say shit like this while posting on 4chan
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Hurry up and make a new thread I have an amusing pasta ready.
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>>48136152
That was shortly before i left for a bit, all the gay drama annoyed me.
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HERE'S THE NEWS

I'M GONNA POO BIG POOS
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SHIT ON ME

SHIT ON YOU

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?

ABOUT THE GUY WHO POOS?
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>>48136215

We all grew up and our lives changed. I personally really enjoyed the autumn 2017 era with Ebin and lots of lore and forced memes. Having said that 2014/2015 had it's own unique comfiness as we were all in a crusade together against Ian Duncan Smith.

I think it's pretty good atm it always oscillates
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oh look yet more muslim grooming stories coming out even worse than rotherham
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WAITING FOR THE ONEEEEEE
THE THREAD THAT NEVER COMES
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Lads do you think we should execute extreme larpers such as moni ?
Like all they do is sponge off the state, i imagine moni doesn't even have a job.
All a larp just like white quirky bf material lad.
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>>48136314

Pakis Vs roasties.
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>>48136321
moni IS quirky guy.
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Gonna eat spray cream out of a girl's arse boys
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>>48136321

Say what you want about poleaboo but there is literally nothing wrong with scrounging off the state
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>>48136344
I for one scrounge bennies
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gonna make a clone dildo of my cock, its not gay to fuck myself with a clone of my cock
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>>48136358
You are providing a valuable public service as a curator of nice breasts, that's exactly the type of thing the state should be paying for. In my opinion it's a bargain.
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>have foreign ip
>can't lurk on britfags anymore
reeeeee
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>>48136344
Don't get me wrong, claiming from the state is fine but it angers me that the cunt just lies, i very much doubt he works.
>>48136330
Yeah we all know.
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>>48136522
can you tell the gubbermint this so they will up my bennies then
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>page 6

Get it sorted lads or ill have to upload the April image
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-45522823

warning: graphic
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>>48136571
DIY ayyy lmao machine lol
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>>48136575
>>48136571
DIY ayyy lmao machine lol

4got pic
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>>48136567
i'll fucking sort you out in a minute
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Reeeeeeeee! My mum has moved my tablets and now I can't find them. She's always doing this. I tell her to stop moving my things but she's so ignorant she does it anyway. The cunt won't even reply to my texts or phone calls.
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>extremely young looking girls now in the porn ads
Not comfortable with this.
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>>48136616

this sounds abusive, why is she hiding your meds
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18 minutes without a post on Saturday morning, what's going on
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>>48136631
I found them but they were hidden in a box. She's not doing it in an abusive way. She's just shit at tidying up and her idea of cleaning is putting things in illogical places where you can't find them. She keeps putting my shoes and coats in the garage saying they are making the house look messy. It's driving me mad.
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>>48136626
just use adblock okay lad
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>>48136786
Lads are fuckin sleep aint they
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>>48136616
>mum, where's *item that she has misplaced a day ago*
>where you left it
ok
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>>48136626
4chan? That's a nonce website!
We've got your internet history!
Hold him down, Big Kev.
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>>48136818
My mum does exactly the same thing. Sometimes she tidies me shoes away outside just before it rains...
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my mum doesn't touch my things
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ffs lads how how hard is it
>>48136968
>>48136968
>>48136968
>>48136968
>>48136968
it's ok, I like you lads
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>>48136626
i really like it to be hone





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