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Blade Runner edition
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>>48641615
First for not liking spooky picture
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First for future wife and Mozart posting
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>>48641628
Feels weird having it all month, used to only be for the last few days.
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second for time
to die
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https://youtu.be/k3fz6CC45ok best fucking soundtrack ever idc what anyone says
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hoping the solicitor doesn't take forever sorting out my inheritance
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Why are british women so ugly and age like sour milk?
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>>48641640
Can't wait for the comfy Christmas image lad.
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>>48641653
Because they have to deal with brish men
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>lass I sat next to in class kept poking me saying she's bored
is she autistic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgUB2uyXK6c what a beautiful shitpost lads. Even managed to squeeze ye olde norf in there
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it really pisses me off sometimes knowing i'm not gonna get a gf
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>>48641615
All these posts will be lost......in the archive....
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>>48641656
Yeah top cosy is christmas britfeel
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Sainsburys own brand Dark Fruits is nicer than strongbow tbchwy lads
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>>48641676
Girls only do that if they want to fuck you
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any of you lads ever had one of those toffee apple things? they're p good america really nailed these, all apples should come on sticks if you ask me
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>>48641711
haha good one lad
>>48641718
i'd be surprised if any one hadn't lad, wasnt aware they were a yank think. see them all the time around here around halloween
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>>48641681
>like tears
>in the rain
fuck you originality
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>>48641718
Impossible to eat, they're not just a yank thing they've always had them at bonfire night where I'm from
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>>48641702
>Christmas 2016
think that was around the time I made my first post here. Memory is fucked though
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>>48641640
Its excessive, like how all the Christmas shit is already stocked. As as soon as halloween has gone there will be even more christmas shite

>>48641718
Was a big bucket of them + Orange chocolate apples in morrisons for 5-7p each when I went in the other night
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>>48641731
>haha good one lad
I';m not joking lad, every girl whos done that to me later confessed she wanted to fuck me

but they all also had autism
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https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids
where are the blade runner boys
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>>48641777
>like how all the Christmas shit is already stocked
saw my first christmas pud in tesco today
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How do you Brits like your chips?
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>>48641806
as chips not fries
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>>48641806
fat and chunky like your mum waheey
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>>48641806
without a deep fried hand or whatever that is
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>>48641805
They did, I'm not sure they are doing bakery stuff yet (still halloween specials) but down the cake aisle they had mince pies and Christmas chocolate. Not to mention the meme tins of quality street and stuff. Greggs has mince pies too I think, its a eager. It's only turned October
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>mates made me pay 9 (NINE) quid for a ticket to a halloween club night
>will have to also pay for a costume
NOT happy
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>>48641806
triple cooked steak cut
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Feeling sick. Playing skyrim. This is the life
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>>48641806
Like my Carthaginian soil in 145 B.C.
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Knowing we're a game closer to Forza Horizon in Japan makes me very happy lads
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My new flatmate seems very posh lads. From London, his shopping is from waitrose and he has fancy cutlery. Not sure he'll fit in well with our flat that all grew up on council estates but I'll try not to judge him before I get to know him properly
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>>48641944
High-end people can be iffy. Most seem to hide being dicks while poor people are more upfront about it
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Having a bearfaced lager lads reckon it'll turn me s.o.y?
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if he's so rich why is he flatsharing
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wot the fuck is a spachula u weird cunt
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>>48641998
student accomodation lad
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seals really are just the dogs of the sea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqla_0ybWW0
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>>48641833
kek, gave me a giggle lad
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>>48641806
>try searching for those massive indian chips on google
>chips brings up pictures of crisps
>give in and search fries
>it's all dinky american chips
>there's no way to search for thick chips the american way
I swear to god why do they even call them that how the fuck did they change so many random words boarding a boat? were they in the middle of killing some natives when they forgot what fucking chips were called and went "hey you fry them why not call them fries" and they all clapped I am legit fucking fuming at this oh my god what the fuck is wrong with them
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funny how some scenes really hit you hard for some reason
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Quick!! In 15 minutes remind me to check the oven!!
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i ate wetherspoons earlier and itwas perfect
got quite drunk off my first few sips off the pornstar martini tho i think sometthing's wrong with me
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https://www.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/pro-bar-elite/11281385.html

might get these lids
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>>48642165
I've had a couple of myprotein bars, and theyve all been grim
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>>48642165
Prefer these
https://www.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/carb-crusher/11592683.html

They used to have a bar that was basically zero carbs but they havent had it in awhile
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>>48641681
i've said this before you hack and i also did a tears in the rain about a nice poo
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>>48641880
sandy? what a disgusting way to eat chips, enjoy shitting out glass
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Anyone else overly empathetic?
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>>48642165
get chocolate protein weetabix, fixes your shits and gets you fit
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>>48641615
>fuck my flatmate for 3 weeks
>she turns out to be crazy
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
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>>48642249
If a lass shags her flatmate she's going to be psycho lad. A rational person knows not to shit where they eat
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>>48642230
>chocolate protein weetabix
>19g of carbs
>only 6g of protien
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>>48642095
Better get ready mate, time to check the oven soon.
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>>48642259
Clearly I'm not a rational person either.
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Turn me off you cunt
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>>48641806
>How do you Brits like your chips?
medium rare
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>>48642266
>he only has one biccy
times it by 4
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Cereal is the biggest meme, it's just sugar and it doesn't fill you. I started replacing cereal with rice and peas or pasta and sauce first thing in the morning.
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>>48642353
Shredded wheat and weetabix is fine though, just avoid the sugar filled junk.

Porridge is probably the best
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>Ranted to myself for over an hour again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fStQISdfSII
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wheyyy lads wass happinin
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Just played what a wondeful world on guitar from imagining the song lads

bretty broud
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>>48642374
I have 4 weetabix, a chopped banana and a box of raisins and I'm hungry an hour later.
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WISH CUNTS WOULD STOP KILLING ME WHEN IM TRYING THE TIME TRIALS REEEEEEE
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>>48642285
>>48642330
Phwoar close one cheers lads
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>>48642353
>>48642374
I have porridge with a scoop of protein powder or egg whites
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>>48642446
who's a big boy, yesh you are couccie cewl
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>>48642391
>constantly imagining myself in arguments and get stressed out like it's real
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i just have toast, no butter with some tea

TRY AND BEAT MY ME NOW IN THIS FAG BREAKFAST OFF
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>>48642374
i have my weetabix with granulated or cane sugar and honey for delicious golden crunches
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>>48642503
Nice bit of air and some meditation for me
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>>48642503
If you're having breakfast at 12:30am you have bigger issues than no butter lad
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Lees latest video made me quite sad to be honest, how much fun hes having and how carefree they are. I've never been close to that and never will

>>48642446
I'd try porridge, banana and raisins
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>>48641615
stole a pig lads
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>>48642475
Such a sexy pizza it's M&S tier, i want to fuck it right in the middle
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>>48642535
>it's M&S tier
its actually from Sainsburys lad. 2 quid 50. Stuffed crust to, I highly recommend
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feeling absolutely SQUASHED and SLAMMED
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Stay away from the pure twins you Indonesian bastards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7Q75J8q01w
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>>48642521
who said i was? i didn't
>>48642519
someone should tell the africans about this
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bought toys today wot u lads do
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>>48642565
>feeling threaten by south east asians
lol
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>>48642565
>pure
give or take 56%
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>>48642597
conquering the galaxy and you already told us this
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>>48642482
I'm only right skinny lad, too skinny really.
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>>48642597
what did you get in the ED2 box for 55 quid?
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>>48642597
haven't bought toys in years desu, went through an anime figure phase at one point

it is kinda cosy
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Anyone drinking? I'm not I just want to live vicariously through you
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>>48642625
Hero Ash and Deadite Ed. They're both Ultimate so come with multiple heads and accessories
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>>48642597
Nice lad, you order them or buy them in person?
I've been strange recently, I slept 10pm till 12am. Then came on r9k for a few hours, went back to bed and woke back up when my mum left for work, had a drink and went back to sleep and woke back up at 6pm when my mum got back from work. Made some breakfast and then talked to my mum a bit then came on here and am hoping to fall asleep soon.
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>>48642599
I'm not threatened I just dont want to see youtube waifus having lads around
>>48642614
they are half Mexican actually
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>>48642664
buy in person. I'd been pestering the shop owner for months as the Evil Dead 2 one was supposed to come out in 2017
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>>48642656
had 3 pints with workmates then 2 cans when I got home, so got a cozy buzz on

wasn't gonna drink, but then I did
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>>48642663
Cool. Loved that movie my brother stole me a special edition DVD of it that came in a fancy book of the dead case
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>>48642621
you must skip dinner and bed time tea with snack sometimes then, because 4 weetabix with banana and raisins can keep the hungry at least till lunch at most dinner
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fucking basterd cunt bich fack you fsck
https://youtu.be/FzVR_fymZw4
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>>48642698
go to bed sonny
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>>48642712
i will soon leave me alone REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>48642687
I want to start buying stuff but I can't do it in real life, need to buy them online.
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>>48642698
Love BlackPink desu. Jennie best girl
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>>48642691
oooh you lucky cunt. I'd love a prop replica of the Necronomicon and the Lament Configuartion from Hellraiser. Only props I have currently are Jason's mask and Freddy's glove.

>>48642633
toy collecting is comfy
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>>48642491
Oh thank fuck, I'm so glad it's not just me
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WHEN. YOU.WALK. AWAY
YOU. DON'T. HEAR. ME SAY

PLEEEEEEEASE
OHWOAH BAAYBEEEH
DON'T GO

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKIN ME FEEL TONIGHT

IT'S HARD TO LET IT GO
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>>48642816
post more r9k apus
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>>48642751
Damn your collection looks based lad. How long you been collecting for?
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Anyone else go through old areas you used to hang out at on google street-view just to get a bit sad? dunno why I do it lids
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25 years old and never had a girlfriend lads ..not sure how much longer I can go on living at this rate my life is too depressing
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>>48642836
few years. Don't look in my anime cupboard. That shelf picture is actually an old one. I added some more pokemon to the bottom shelf.
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Dad always puts on really silly voices, and makes random noises. And then gets really mad when people ignore him.

Apparently it's to do with child abuse or something.
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>>48642847
Yeah. Nostalgia is painful as fuck.
I went to where I used to live a few years ago, and the place I spent a load of my childhood has been knocked down and is now a construction sight.
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Pizza I ate didn't help me tummy :(
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>>48642879
It's painful but addictive lad, can't explain it
>I went to where I used to live a few years ago, and the place I spent a load of my childhood has been knocked down and is now a construction sight.
The fucking worst, just seen my old block get turned into a co-op
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ok lads time for bed xo
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>>48642849
What's the rest of your life like? Can only offer cliche advice desu sorry
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It's nearly my birthday. Last year I thought my mum forgot but she didn't she just didn't care. Fair play.
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>>48642886
>a load of melted cheese
well yeah
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Here you go lids, pretty happy with myself for being able to work it out even though it's just a simple strummer at the mo

have sweet dreams
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0o8dWtBvHnu
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>>48642968
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0o8dWtBvHnu
very nice lad
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>>48642391

It's okay lid, I rant to myself all the time.
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>>48642902
Yeah, I think its the escapism, you kind of get caught up in the moment and the memories actually feel real, as if they actually happened, the sadness seeps in when reality does.
And ikr. I cried ngl. I wasnt prepared for that feel

I think what makes the change sad is the fact that those memories dont really have a setting anymore, its as if they never happened anymore and all thats left of them are memories, that fade,

God this shit is deppressing,.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdWGKFwxfWg

Dog seems surprisingly healthy.
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Had a dream about my ex. When she broke up with me that's when the depression started. I dont feel like the person I use to be. I yelled at her in my dream "You killed me. " I don't miss her infact I hate her sometimes for the person she made me.
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>>48643074
I don't like this, lid
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Well dogs are a weak version of a wild animal and don't belong as pets.
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>>48643232
>don't belong as pets.
nah you're wrong mate
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>>48643259
They're a wild animal, they smell and shit everywhere. If they need to eat meat then they should be able to hunt it themselves and the majority can't because we keep breeding them down, I mean look at pugs ffs. Too many dogs in shelters and dying on the streets, because peoples obsession with cute things. And kill all the cows in the world but never touch a dog, while you're at it breed mine so it can't breath properly.
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Cow here having a great time lads
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This torrent is being monitored. Protect yourself appropriately.

Should I risk downloading it if I don't have a vpn?
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>>48643395
>This torrent is being monitored. Protect yourself appropriately.
that's just an ad to try and shill VPNs. You'll be fine
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>>48643369
I love cows, they're just so peaceful and have no intention of harming anyone.
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>>48641615
FUCK

I couldn't do it. She was right there and I panicked and ran away like a fucking... fucking... Its not even a vertebra thing to do- I wanna fuck and more but just can't work up the courage to talk to her.

Please help, lads. I don't know how to train myself to be able to talk to women...
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>>48643434
Dont really know what you're talking about so unlikely to be able to help
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Come to the conclusion that none of you will go see venom with me so I shall just download it.
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>>48643493
I've already been to see it lad sorry
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>>48643493
looks shite, of course no ones going with ya
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>>48643501
If ever you want to buy a flat together and watch the original Spider Mans let me know.
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Take a moment to appreciate that you're white. Statistically, you were more likely to be born brown or black or yellow. But you weren't, you were white. How lucky are you? If I wasn't white I wouldn't want to live, I would have no self-esteem because of how ugly I would be
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>>48643514
>buy a flat together
woah easy tiger we barely know each other
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>>48643434
haven't a clue either lad
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>>48643526
Haha yep all us lucky white lads
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>>48641615
Who else here feeling optimistic? maybe I won't an hero after all. Maybe it's the wine talking.
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>>48643526
White people don't age well I'd like to be mixed like Chris Brown or something.
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Onto my last can, is there a sadder feel.
On the bright side matched this lass two times now since I made a new tinder. I recognize her from somewhere and so do some of my mates but we have no fucking idea where from.

Evens I ask if we've met
Odds I send a normal message
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Will give the new south park a watch, let you guys know how it is.
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>>48643551
Atta lad. Bloom not doom.
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>>48643526
How exactly am I benefiting from being white?
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>>48643580
Just a quite self-satisfaction that you're not unquestionably ugly really
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Mr Hankee worst character
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>>48643551
Not at all, today is a downer. Good on you though lad
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>>48643630

hes a talking turd, how can that be bad?
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>>48643662
How come lad? perhaps I can help by listening to your woes as someone did for me to help me feel better? let's keep it /comfy/
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>>48643369
state of blacked these days
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>>48643730
Just the usual stuff my man, money running dry, job search going bad, living in Scotland. You know how it is.
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>>48643797
Don't worry, I've been there and survived. Keep looking and something will crop up for you. If worse comes to worse you can go on JSA, better than nothing right?
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S3RL goes so well with kyleaaron nightcore imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQKjl31aDY0
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>>48643848
Were you the lad who posted the flat earth rave song earlier/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPC-u5fP6GA

What part of the UK is this accent from
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>>48643898

i believe that lad is from the isle of man
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>>48643898
Sydney part
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>>48643898
Just sounds like an Australian who just woke up from surgery
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>>48643891
Yeah I was indeed
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Anyone who listens to nightcore loves willies *runs off*
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Anyone watch Pure streamer C.Carrol?
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Lads quick can I do baked beans in a frying pan?
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>tfw haven't looked at porn all night

Sometimes you just need a break from the degeneracy.
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>>48644326
yes
it'll spit like fuck so be careful
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>>48642209
He just means extremely salty anon.

The Romans sacked and burned carthage the year prior, and then plowed copious amounts of salt into all of their farm land as to make it impossible to grow anything there for decades.
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some right fitties on assassins creed,phwoar
female main is proper proper fit, phwoar
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and the main. phwoar. bagsy
told you didn't i.
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what big changes to everyday life can we expect within the next 20 years?
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Beans in a frying pan was a terrible idea holy shit it went everywhere
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Oh man my stomach kills I've eaten nothing but beans this week.
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>>48644945
i told you it would spit.
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>>48644973
It didn't spit it fired at me
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How's everyone been? Havent posted in few months but i always come back here. Miss the conversation
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>>48645004
did a bean fly out?
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>>48645004
Do you have ptsd? Did you fire back son
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>>48641615
>go on holiday with lads over new year's
>do it again the next year
>laid off from work and no luck finding new job
>tradition ruined
feels terrible tbqhwym8s
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>>48644723
not got a clue. VR getting better?
what do you reckon
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>>48645089
shit happens lad.
it's just on hold not ruined
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>>48645019
plodding along/10
what've you been upto whilst away?
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>>48645166
Sppwle
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>>48645154
yeah but its gonna have to be in spring or summer, not the comfy new years
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>>48645166
University,vidya and just trying to enjoy life. How have you been
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>>48645132

electric cars and cycling becoming more common, crime in inner cities getting worse, political corectness and left winging past its peak, better app games for android
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>>48645187
Shooting pet parakeets whilst laughing erratically?
you monster
>>48645198
doesn't matter when right?
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>>48645221
Nah, not in the grand scheme of things. Deffo was the best time to go though imo
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Up all night every night, why am I like this? I just can't turn off my computer, I'm addicted to the internet
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>>48645201
so so
just do internet vidya here most days and a bit of work on the weekends
not much excitement being honest
>>48645247
you can get back on track the following year
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time for bed lads, check out my new room
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getting windy here lods, the storms coming in
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>>48645316
is that you terraria lad
i'm so clueless
looks good, is that a wizard under the sword and shield?
going to set up steam again i reckon get a few choice games. bet there's a halloween sale on can get some cheaper then?
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I hate how they've moved UC back online, the whole having a few days to accept your commitments or you won't get paid every week is ridiculous.
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>>48645368
ReaI comfy weather, hope there's rain too
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Favourite takeaway lads? I love piri piri chicken. Cheesy chips is also lovely
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>>48645300
Living la vida loco brotha
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>>48645368
wahey
>>48645371
i guess it is, the guy is dunim the demolitionist and he's wearing a party hat
what games you thinking of getting?
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>>48645413
chicken chow mein with chiili chips and sweet and sour chicken balls
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Anyone here play warframe?
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fuck i absolutely reek, dont think i've ever smelled worse. no idea why
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hey losers I just found a bong show i like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJeJoRzIC6A
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>>48645464
I've never had Chinese or Indian or anything ethnic really

>>48645493
When was the last time you showered?
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>>48645449
stardew
that rimworld looks all right
reckon terraria
had a good 1 called from dust before, might get that again
space exploration 1's are good too so will have a look through that genre. had 1 before but can't remember the name of it, but i couldn't get the hang of it. elite dangerous maybe?
and 1 called avorian that was ok but the ships you build are too blocky
why your chaps wearing party hats, is that the party house?
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>>48645413
there's a place by me called krunchies does nice chicken. that's probably my favourite
but enjoy a nice chicken balti, and there's a chinese by my mums do god tier honey and lemon ribs
oh and dominos pudding range is nice. that choc pizza thing is nice
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>>48645578
all comfy 2d games, i suggest FTL aswell if you like space exploration.
always wanted to get into elite dangerous but never did
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>>48645575
about 7am yesterday morning. just had a shower now to sort it. its like going through puberty again
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>>48645683
think i had a look at that before but was unsure
won't be doing anything till next friday though as i'm skint
just on assassins creed now, but starting it when feeling tired's a mistake as i probably should be concentrating so going to switch to...
fuck it, will start another farm on stardew
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>>48645869
you should keep playing the new creed i hear it's grindy also i thought you didn't have stardew because you were looking to buy it
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Usually I hate these public prank videos but
https://youtu.be/0MgtS-sNCZo?t=139
Cracked me up
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>>48645927
got it on xbone but want it on pc
annoyed with my xbone after it fucked up and lost my profile
will keep playing AC though, got 2 week off after this weekends shifts so will be on it loads
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>>48645967
God this is cringe
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>>48646016
You can tell she didn't like that though, he complimented her and she was like "oh not again" and then he goes sike and her ego was really hurt
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>>48645967

Holy fucking cringe that's hard to watch
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https://youtu.be/7mRAgoz39rs?t=132
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>>48646037
which one? they all seem indifferent
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>>48646054
The one I link copy the link
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>>48646054
>>48646073
Like the time thing on the end of the link
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The worst bit is where he tells them it's a joke and it's obvious they still don't care
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>dog cums in me
>i fart it out into him
brutal
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>>48646258
this made me laugh more than it should lid well meme'd
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>>48646307
that pic does it for me everytime lol
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holy fuck it's 04:47
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>>48641640
your period ?
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>>48646495
Parents cleaning the house today so I'm sleeping all day to stay out their way
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>>48646495
bout 14 hrs till bedtime woop
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>>48646570
>>48646576
well it's bed time for me lids, nighty night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WrD5DwI6_4
if i have any dreams i'll be sure to share them with you
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>>48643111
jesus are you me ? am i lost
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>>48646663
nighty night
ladio
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any of you deal with anxiety? i need to do shit tomorrow regarding my work but i hit panic mode as soon as i'm speaking to someone
usually i drink but that's hardly helping, any tips lel?
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Lol I slit my wrists. I'm dieing lads, take care.
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>>48646975
Bye bye lad, you were too pure for this world
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>>48646975
Call an ambulance anon, don't let it end this way
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>>48646924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb5L-VEm34
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>>48647013
Leave him alone, some people aren't able to live a happy life. This is for the best
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>>48646924
nah. had to go into work today and fucked up in the work stores and was meant to go see somebody about some holiday hours i'm owed but didn't know how to go about the conversation and was worried about having to work out what hours i'm owed so didn't do it
need to, but i've been needing to all year and not done it
>>48646975
bye lad. been a pleasure
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>>48646991
Not pure that is problem.

>48647013
no amberlamps fir me just bliss
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>>48646924
I went to a doctor about it because mine got so bad, they refused to give me medication until I'd seen a therapist a number of times which I didn't do so I don't really have any advice for you, maybe you'll have better luck than me though.
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>>48647048
Gonna make your family feel like shit m8
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>>48647062
>trying to guilt trip him on his death bed
Cunt
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>>48647070
Trying to stop him taking a permanent solution to a potentially temporary problem. Sorry for not encouraging people to kill themselves like you twats
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>>48647027
cheers for that, i'll watch it at somepoint lel
>>48647040
brutal man
>>48647049
christ, it's a pain in the arse, i'm seeing a "therapist" just now but it's a lot of shite, i'm on a waiting list to see a proper one which is good but i end up overthinking shit, i was meant to go into my work on my monday but here i am lol, hate this shit, but it could be worse
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Really hungover. Missed the breakfast. Was a right state last night.
Got lost walking in circles. Blacked out drunk. Come to some sense. Ended up walking down train tracks across a bridge. After that I was extremely paranoid and thought the Taiwan police were after me. Was hiding in some bushes freaking out.
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>>48647104
not him but, saying goodbye isn't a bad thing
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>>48647204
Saying it's for the best and to leave him alone is. I hoped we robots were above /b/tier faggotry, apparently not.
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>>48647243
only saw 1 person say that, but agree with you.
we don't know the circumstances but it can't be good if you're killing yourself
and you're right, we should be there to help each other. it's just a shame we have so many come on here that just love to shit all over each other
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Fucking trackies stink of ball sweat, why do they sweat so much?
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>>48647425
fuck knows. i wear fleece lined trousers this time of year so that's why mine get sweaty
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Well, time for bed now. All tuckered out from a long night of vidya.

Nighty night lids.
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>>48647675
night night
ladio
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What time does co-op open?
unmuted
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>>48647994
dunno lad
ask google
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>>48648021
Asking google is not as nice as asking you britfeel lads

says 7AM or 9AM
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>>48648052

Mine is 6am, definitely won't be as late as 9, if you head off now then it'll be open by the time you get there
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>>48648052
what you planning on getting?
need to get my mum to get me a gammon shank from morrisons for my tea
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>>48648102
Just off because I haven't left my house in 6 days and I promised I'd start forcing myself to leave at least once a week so I don't get back how I used to be. I can go now, get some money out, get some food, come home and sleep all day and wake up and eat the food.
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Mum said I need to fix my sleeping pattern, it's not healthy to sleep all day but she knows everytime I fix it it just goes back to that and I'm unemployed anyway so I don't see the problem. Plus I'm so miserable during the day.
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>>48648289
sounds like a good plan
not as busy now either
>>48648314
it's because they don't understand
>oh but you waste the day
>and?
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>>48648102
i need to hand in a line lel
>>48648314
brutal that man, how long you been unemployed? getting jsa at least?
i end up going to sleep at about 8-10am, wake up at 4pm and just fanny about
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>>48648359
>i need to hand in a line
i don't get it
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I'm a neet but I hate sleeping during the day. even if I'm doing fuck all I feel like I'm wasting the day. I normally fall asleep about midnight and wake up at 6 or 7 am
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>>48648359
6 7 months, I'm starting to lose hope because I've been applying to the most horrible jobs and even they don't want me. And I was the same as you, then last week I stayed awake all day to fix it, then 2 nights later I couldn't sleep again and it was just ruined again.
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If I go to coop now will all the school kids be in there or will it be empty?
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I have never seen a Mission: Impossible film or a Fast and Furious film.
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>>48648382
a sick line from the doctor
>>48648444 (checked)
there's fuck all advice i can give you desu, make sure you're getting some money in though, esa, job seekers whatever it is
i only got my shitty job from handing in cv's which the job centre said i shouldn't do lol, retards
you'll get there hopefully
6-7 months seems a long time but it's not mate i was on it for 3 years
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>>48648488
you should be alright, expect them at 20 past 8, half 8 the latest
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I want to be a gold digger lads. how can I get a cute rich asian girl to be my gf
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I sprinted back from the co op like a sperg. So tired now.
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kebab fanny
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Getting this railcard sorted and I'm stuck on where you need to upload a photo of yourself, so I took a photo of my ID and uploaded that instead. Doubt it will get approved though.
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fried chicken on fried tortilla for a nice lil snack to keep me going. the tortilla's have a pancake vibe to them when fried.
>>48648541
dr shipman?
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steak bake for breakfast lads
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>>48648683
That's not how gold diggers work lad. You're meant to be rich, not her
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>>48648719
you did it though, mission accomplished
bed time now? or did you get yourself a treat for when you got home?
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any pony tail man in?
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>>48648511
a few of the M:I films are pretty decent, every single F&F film is the same though
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>>48648912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA6zxBMzp8
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>>48641777
>As as soon as halloween has gone there will be even more christmas shite
Uhh pretty sure you're forgeting a certain holiday between halloween and christmas, bud
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Minna-san~!

Ohayo Gozaimasu~!
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Alright lads
Tried to sleep but just ended up sobbing loudly into my pillow for two hours lol
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>>48648822
>took photo of id
>didn't take photo of self
Lad... What is wrong with you.
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The bears had a group photo yesterday

https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1050411958229438466
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>>48649078
Wholesome, comfy, pure
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shouldn't have made chilli for dinner
gonna be holding in farts all day at work now
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ate 2 eggs for lunch yesterday and I subsequently produced the most foul farts known to man
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>>48649118
>>48649126
fart off
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>>48649115
>wholesome
>pure

You know he fucks them right
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what the fuck is wrong with this man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVxSd2ymj0
who's up for it
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>>48649003
What's got you sad lid?
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>>48649180
I did not no
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MORNING LADS IM A BIT CHILLY MYSLEF
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Super comfy rain today lids can't wait for winter to fully kick in.
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>>48649190
absolute banger mate thanks for sharing
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>>48648911
I didn't buy anything I got some money out then started to feel really panicky so I just ran home to deal with the adrenaline. This is why I need to force myself to leave the house a lot so this doesn't happen.
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phwoar got the news on and carol kirkwood got a bit of cleavage on show
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>>48649209
Stupid shit really, catastrophising. Slowly climbing out of neetdom, went to an interview last week, pressure's building
Feel like if I DO get a position somewhere that my anxiety will make me flee again, bringing me straight back to where I am now. Not to mention my mum's started drinking again, when I wanted her to counsel me (mumbling drunk BITCH AGH) Feels odd both loving and hating someone at the same time
Feeling better now though, did the dishes (strangely therapeutic)
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>>48649287
Kaplinsky will always be top newsmummy
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>>48649273
magic man, if you like that you'll prob know this but fuck it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDbCZaAHEXI
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tfw bought some tretinoin and it has made me skill look rly nice
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>>48649279
well you still did good. you wanted to get out, get some money and get some food
2 out of the 3 is good
as long as you have something in for when you wake up i'd call it a success
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>>48649287
what a pair
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>>48649326
not him but raunchy reed does it for me
phwoar
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>>48649326
>kaplinsky is 46
I swear she was older, 40's is prime mummy age
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>>48649330
dude these are jams
reminds of me of the tekken 2 ost
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>>48649317
It's okay to be sad and having a tough time, even if it seems silly. Well done for the interview, if this one doesn't work out I'm sure another will soon enough.
Take things a bit at a time, no point focusing on whether you'll be overwhelmed before you have a job and remember to look after yourself. Give yourself time out to relax and not think about work.
Don't be mean to your mum desu, she's obviously going through some shit if she has to turn to alcohol. Maybe you can help each other.
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>>48649341
You seem like a very nice guy.
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>>48649189

He is just a bit eccentric, he is one of us
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>>48649332
I've been thinking about that, where from and how'd you use it?
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>>48649358
the mortal kombat character select theme ripped off the kickboxer one i posted (slightly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-W7MTjiYUs
tekken 2 soundtrack is quality
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>>48649373
Yeah you're right, things'll work out. Thanks for the advice anon
Have a good one
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>>48649379
I know a bit of what it's like. Hid from something today due to anxiety, well yesterday I've not been to sleep yet
small steps for some are big steps for others, so i just wanted to say well done
If i sound patronising due to the cheese, i apologise. I honestly don't mean it that way
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>>48649467
Not at all you just sound like a cool guy, and I know that feel. I have good days and bad days. Sometimes I can leave the house and be okay if I avoid certain places and some days I just can't leave it at all.
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>>48649430
i bought viola skin retinol serum and put it on the evening
works rly nice
>>48649437
my fav fighting game soundtrack desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30blaTe0CH8
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>>48649514
lol that's quality, i've never been into dbz but that's good, don't know why but it reminds me of a megadrive tune
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I've really been slacking on the Timmy front lately. He puts the effort into making the videos, I should put the effort into watching them
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mornings are always so grim.
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>>48649490
Yeah i get that, rarely go into town cause i hate it. Too many people and i always feel like im being watched
At least you're trying
Bit shit we have to battle against ourselves at times, but guess that's life eh?
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Tim has run out of rice.

He also said "I can't play the saxophone" in his last video
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*grabs the closest lad and puts a gun to his head*

give me a willy woo gf RIGHT NOW or this lad goes home in a body bag. you have 5 minutes to comply
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>>48649556
the game is so fucking bad lol but the music is A+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBWonxKzA-4
this used to get me so hype when i was a kid
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>superbock
Feel like I'm in a beachside nandos lads.
Can't believe two women hit on me last night and I did nothing. Was having too much fun dancing. Random lads kept cheering me and making me dance in their groups.
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>>48649665
Is a willy woo gf a tranner?
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Office girls are talking about Kavanagh. They have all agreed he's probably a rapist. Glad that's sorted.
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>>48649755

Haven't really been following it but he probably is
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Right am off it for good. It's been about 2 weeks on a bottle of whisky a day and I feel like absolute shit. Nervous as fuck all day
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what tea you losers are drinking today?
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>>48649812
Peach Ice Tea, the Americans had it right.
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i always think its deplorable when women say they are too scared to come forward about a rape or sexual assault, bitch you know everyone is gonna bend over backwards for you if you are telling the truth. I am always wary when a 'rape' victim comes forward years down the line having never reported the incident
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>>48649839
If I got raped I'd keep it quiet so Idk.
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>>48649848
well men can't get raped in the eyes of the law
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>>48649853
I mean like if a real man pinned me down in the woods and fucked my arse I'd keep it quiet
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>>48649862
you fucking prison gay piece of shit
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>>48649812
Fucking office has ran out of milk so I'm on water >:(
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>>48649812
for me
its Monster Mango Loco
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4RcBZy2jZA

i dedicate this one to all the lads in britfeel x
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alright lads i know the tune i posted was a tune but you dont have to all stop posting
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i love hairy minge
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>>48649967
I'm glad it is making a bit of a comeback, for years there was basically no minge hair in porn
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>>48649839

Well the police are very hostile to rape victims or at least we're until very recently. Tumblrinas may bend over backwards, but almost everyone else doesn't want to hassle of being associated with a rape case and would rather not deal with it.

Also, you'll be forever tarnished if you become publicly known as a rape victim. I find a lot of recent stuff very suspicious though
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>>48649812
I'm drinking Aldi alcafe gold roast coffee
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>>48649994
>Also, you'll be forever tarnished if you become publicly known as a rape victim
not as bad as if you get accused of rape
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>>48649839
reckon they are scared that the rapist will hold it against them and get revenge. Plus the police can be quite hostile to rape victims
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>>48650018

Indeed, the rapist will come off worse, but you'll both suffer
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>>48649967
I don't like hairy but a trimmed bush is the best
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Rape is truly a heinous crime
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>>48649812
Pukka, love tea.
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>>48650036
which is why a false rape accusation should be punishable by death
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>>48641615
Sapraedon, I know you're in this thread. I've got your dog tag, bitch.
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I think Philosopher's Stone and Chamber of Secrets are my favourite Potter films as like a double bill, but thinking about it, Prisoner of Azkaban might just creep ahead of both of them as individual films. After that I think they kind of drop off, but some are still good.
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>>48650074
The films, and the books, have to massively change. Think about the difference between a 11 year old and a 16 year old.
Must be hard to write.
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>Right cave grug hate "safe caves" that left cave grugs love
>Bring up strange idea to right cave grug
>Right cave grug wants his own safe cave away from idea
Hmm, makes grug think
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>>48650050
you can talk hot on the internet boy, thats that groovy shit, we aint into that boy.
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>>48641615
Britbots. Got any good idea for a vegetarian friendly british meal? I've been thinking about getting a fish pie but i've had one recently
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>>48650129
Fish counts as meat
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>>48650129
>. Got any good idea for a vegetarian friendly british meal?

the grass in my back garden should be ideal
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>>48650141
It's kind of a gray line. I guess i'm a pescatarian but i eat fish since i need muh fats and shit while also fish aren't farmed by being stuck in inhumanely small pens and fed with hormones which is my issue with meat eating nowadays
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planning on making some vials out of a couple tabs of lsd for microdosing, what you lads up too this weekend?
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>>48650172
No it isn't. Fish are an animal, meat are the organs and flesh of animals
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N4liGc63SQ
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>>48650172
we should have hunting areas full of animals to eat, would be fun hunting them.
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>>48650177
pussy, just chug the whole vial
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>>48650074
Favourite was the one with the triwizard tournament, I hated Order of the Phoenix and the last two were a bit meh. As far as movies go I would put prisoner of Azkaban as number one.
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fuck sake lads, now I want to re-read Potter
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>>48650129
Fish isn't vegetarian. You can make home made vegetarian burgers, just grab some veggie ones from the freezer in the supermarket.
Otherwise leek and potato soup.
Cheese and onion bakes.
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>>48650192
Aye and watching the normies get into hunting accidents.
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>>48650110

People don't care about private safe spaces, just having them in public forums like university
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>>48650248
>Cheese and onion bakes
How do i make these at home. i fucking love these and Macaroni pies. British cuisine is pretty shit but when it comes to pasties the country got it right.

>>48650257
what about normie hunting grounds? those would be fun
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>>48650280
hmm, grug think public cave should be nice cave
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Went to a disability assessment the other day
Just need to wait for the report to come back and see if im getting an upgrade to my benefits
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>>48650307
Looks like a death eater fucked birdo
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Anyone watching the royal wedding?

Wind just blew up princess Eugenies dress and her knickers were flashed on live TV
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>>48650337
who's paying for that shit?
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>>48650347
>>48650337

Correction, it wasn't her, not sure who it was though, Beatrice maybe?

It's only 2 million, trump's visit was 16 million
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>>48650172
>he doesn't know fish farms exist
>he doesn't know trawlers destroy ecosystems
lool
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>>48650360
>It's only 2 million
>only
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why do people care about animals, honest question
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>>48650389
i don't know really, a lot of species would simply cease to exist without us
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>>48650380

It has probably generated more than that in tourism revenue and TV rights
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>>48650389
It's called empathy lad
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>>48650402
why do you empathise with an animal you haven't even met?
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i fucking love eating meat i do
suck it veggiemongs
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>>48650414

>He doesn't empathise with white puss and black puss
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>>48650414
Because i have principles and it would be disingenous to only emphathise with cute animals and pets.
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>>48650424
me too, but then I also love going to the petting zoo and looking and petting the chickens and pigs
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i don't empathise with women
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mum watching the wedding for some reason

who gives a shit, restore the house of wessex
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>>48650434
caring about a pet makes scene because its a part of your life. i can read about wars and earthquakes killing thousands and not be effected but if mt friend breaks his arm im worried
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>>48650449
I like pigs, but ultimately they are still for eating
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>>48650459
>mum watching the wedding for some reason
>who gives a shit, restore the house of wessex
Mine too lad
Boring as fuck but eugenie is pretty enough imo
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>>48650453
they dont empathise with us either
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>>48650472
yeah i worked that out a long time ago
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>>48650465
I'm not affected personally by the horror freak show that is the meat industry. I just refuse to be a part of it.
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>>48650472
women weirdly assume a lot of men are pigs because of the few desperate men that shout stuff at them on nights out and follow them. kinda like how lads here think all women will eventually cheat
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Where can I make some money? I'm running out and still waiting for new job. I'm neet but it's not fun.
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i don't make eye contact with women
don't wanna be accused of rape
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What games are you playing this week?
I'm gonna grab MGS HD Collection 2+3 on the 360 so I can try it on the Xbox One.
Hope I can find it cheepo elsewhere before I have to head to CEX to get it.

Maybe there's some other 360 Backwards Compatiable games worth getting?
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>>48650553
I want to get into FF, but VII seems to have a lot of its quality fuelled by nostalgia.
If you have a 360 and like JRPGs you have to get Lost Odyssey, Resonance of Fate is beyond insane as well
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>priests have to be celebate

Honestly the worst rule they could possibly have
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>>48650483
and you refuse to be appart of it because you care about the animals, but why do you care about them?
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>>48650577
pretty sure having to push kids into traffic everytime you see one would be a worse rule
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>>48650577
doesn't stop from being nonces though does it?
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>>48650553
I'm going to finish LA Noire
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Mr Lee, Mr Lee
HA
Mr Lee, Mr Lee, Mr Lee
HA
Mr Lee, Mr Lee, Mr Lee
HA
Mr Lee, Mr LeeEEee
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>>48650583
Because I treat all living beings as equals.
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>>48650586
this

the nonce nest controls the catholic chruch.
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ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
ALL THINGS WISE AND WONDERFUL
OUR GOOD LORD FUCKED THEM ALL
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>>48650604
so your mother and a maggot are of the same worth to you?
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>>48650553
I want to play spooky games so I've started Dead Space 2 and Luigi's Mansion. I've also started a second run of Witcher 3 but that's on the backburner because it's not spooky enough
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>>48650612
HE'S GO THE WHOOOOLE WORLD
UP HIS ARSE
HIS GOT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
UP HIS ARSE
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>>48650604
You don;t though do you. You don't treat a spider the same way you would a human. even buddha never treated all beings completely equal
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>>48650604
>living
but we eat dead animals
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>>48650612
Oh man, this brought me back.
In my primary catholic school we were singing the song while sitting on the carpet and the teacher had the bible in hand, not reading just had in hand.
There was a wasp flying about as well and was getting kinda close, it lands on a table and the teacher slams it with the bible.

Best part was that we were at an age that understood irony, I just remember I had my head in my hand and tried to keep singing along.
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Any other NEETs about?

I'm heading to London tomorrow
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>>48650553
bioshock 1 and 2
dead space 1 and 2
mass effect trilogy
witcher 2
red dead redemption
gta iv
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>>48650604
>a grey squirrel and a snow leopard are equal

Come off it mate
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>>48650668
>red dead redemption
That's a good shout, my brother didn't get a chance to play that and was asking around.
And with RDR 2 coming out soon, he'd appreciate it.
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>>48650613
Not personally my family and friends are obviously closer to my heart. But I would not kill a maggot. I'd pick it up using a scooper and take it outside.

>>48650643
Well yeah because I can't communicate with a spider. But I wouldn't end it's life even if spiders terrify me.
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robots and normies aren't even equal let alone any other species
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>>48650668
Wew lad, apart from gta4 I've played all those this year too
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how do you feel about me using worms as bait to catch a trout and then eating said fish?
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in primary school I had an apple but I didn't want it so I chucked it in the toilets. it must have rolled into the floor urinal and got stuck down the drain. Idk how they knew it was me but I got called into the office and they make me dig it out with a fork. lol
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>>48650709
>durr i'm a vegetarian and respect all life :)
>Except fish
>And worms
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>>48650693
How come you don't treat plants equal? i am sure they want to survive too, but here you are eating them
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>>48650693
you have unnaturally high levels of empathy, a manipulative person would make mince meat out of someone as sensitive as you
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Who? Me? Oh, I'm just eating the best instant noodles money can buy
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>>48650567
Final Fantasy ix. Very good traditional fantasy setting. Good characters and good story.
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>>48650734
chicken ones are best lad
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>>48650722
I have eaten worms before
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>>48650734
buying high quality instant noodles is like buying a luxury toilet brush
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The doctor is here to see you now.
What are your problems lads?
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>>48650747
Particularly fond of the tonkotsu ones
>>48650756
They're 40p a bag lad
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>>48650764
i have a recurring case of FUCK YOU
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>>48650764
i'm not ill so fuck off or i'll say you touched my cock
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>>48650779
>They're 40p a bag lad
fair enough
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>>48650734
>not the ones you can get in Chinese supermarkets for like 30p each

Step it up senpai

>>48650756
Literally this
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>>48650734
God I AM in the mood for noodles.
But I'm gonna grab RDR and MGS HD collection during lunch so I don't wanna be out long.

Also holy shit the office across from us is getting evicted.
No real idea why though, maybe caue they've been messing the mens bathroom up or not paying shit.
Don't even know if they know they're getting kicked out.
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>>48650805
Get the Undead Nightmare dlc as well if you can lad, it's absolute kino
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>>48650722
I'm forced to eat fish by my doctor pretty much. I'm on medication and my doctor said its dangerous for me to not eat meat however if i supplement it with fish i would be fine. The difference between a salmon and cow is that the salmon is caught by a fisherman as nature intended while cows are forced to live in terrible conditions and fed waste. I would not have a problem with eating meat if i knew the cow lived a happy life atleast before natural selection took it's course. You realise that by eating modern "meat" your probably ingesting more hormones than a tranny?

>>48650724
At the end of the day i need to prioritise my own survival. Also many plants reproduce by being eaten and having their seeds spread by poo.

>>48650729
Good thing I never leave the house then.
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>>48650826
except the salmon was raised in a farm, had its flesh dyed pink and then released in to the river
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>>48650826
Fish are animals
Unlike Pakis am I right lads innit bruv
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>>48650826
>salmon is caught by a fisherman

You do know fish farms exist right lad? That's why you often see "line caught" on packaging to differentiate from the mass farmed fish
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>>48650842
It's still a better existence than this
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Thinking about going back to the club I went to last night.
Unlimited drinks for 16 quid.
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>>48650884
>going "clubbing"

Absolutely grim lad
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Can I post in these threads if I'm not British? Asking for a friend.
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>>48650890
you need to aplly for a certificate
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>>48650826
>>I'm forced to eat fish by my doctor pretty much. I'm on medication and my doctor said its dangerous for me to not eat meat however if i supplement it with fish i would be fine. The difference between a salmon and cow is that the salmon is caught by a fisherman as nature intended while cows are forced to live in terrible conditions and fed waste. I would not have a problem with eating meat if i knew the cow lived a happy life atleast before natural selection took it's course. You realise that by eating modern "meat" your probably ingesting more hormones than a tranny?
Most of the fish you can get in supermarkets and stuff are raised in fish farms, you know. They swim around in super cramped enclosures smelling their own shit particles.
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That bald guy from This is England, that's not Craig Charles is it?
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>>48650890
Yes, but you're not allowed to post if you have a friend, so.
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>>48650890
Allowed to post
>Australians
>New Zealanders
>Canadians
>Scots
>Welsh
>English
>Northern Irish

Not allowed to post
>Every other country
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>>48650603
That used to be my favourite bit of the show. If I knew I'd missed it, I'd change the channel.
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>>48650911
What about the rest of the commonwealth?
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>>48650657

What for? I'm a wagie but would be willing to meet up
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Battlefield Bad Company campaign has not held up
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>>48650657
>Any other NEETs about?
thought you was a wagie again now lad?
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>>48650954
Yeah I couldn't be arsed to list every little island nation but they're okay to post too. Basically as long as the Queen is on your notes and/or you've got the Union Jack as part of your flag you're golden
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>>48650962

He quit his job on the promise of a new one, then the new job rejected him because of his criminal record
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>>48650889
I'm Chad. How can I not go clubbing at the weekend? Caused the dance floor to get filler by being the first lad on.
Normies trying to befriend me. Girls hitting on me.
Even had my own personal dance space. Nobody came near me...
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>>48650389
I don't care all that much but if you want a planet to continue shitposting on, it's necessary.
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>>48650962
I skipped day 4 of training to go to another interview

Not fired but I decided the honourable thing to do would be to quit, also I don't want this job, then there's the DBS so I'd get fired anyway eventually
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>>48650973
fucking christ he literally had a job earlier this week though
>becomes neet and shit talks wagies
>gloats to someone about the pay of a job he applied for
>doesn't get the job
>gets a job, starts shit talking neets
>quits for another job, gets denied because he's a criminal
>now is stuck as something he was shit talking just days ago
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>>48650983
>there's the dbs and I'd be fired anyway
Least you're learning something lad.
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>>48650983

Would you be willing to meet up with a wagie
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>>48649373
>Don't be mean to your mum desu
Fuck off stupid cunt. Why does everyone here think mothers can do no wrong? Some mothers are absolute SHIT CUNTS and deserve to burn in hell
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Fuck moni he's a fag Any1 else agree? Cheers
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Women literally deserved to get raped
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help your mum by fucking her silly
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>>48651012
>>48650956
Where and when exactly we meeting?
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Take mummy to see Mamma Mia and A Star Is Born and for nice Italian meals xxx
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dunno what I'll have for lunch yet desu
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so tell me lads, do you slurp up the milk left after your cereal?
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>>48651063

You said you're heading to London. We could do anything you want really.
Sightseeing, lunch etc
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>>48651098
Same lad, what's your options?
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>>48651102
yes
i don't like to waste food
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>>48651096
phwoar lad really wining and dining her, better be going back to the bedroom for a bit of fun
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>>48651111
just bought some cottage cheese for the first time, dunno how people normally eat it though desu

might just put it on some crackers
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>>48651124
>phwoar

shut the fuck up you aboslute batty boy
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Asked mummy to get me a new pillow, neck is straining on the one I have now
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>>48651124
Nah lad my dad would kill me. It's just nice to be nice to mummy
>>48651128
Not a big fan of it myself, but I hear people putting it on baked potatoes
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>>48651130
corr you better back off real quick
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Resident nonce Stephen Fry was at the Royal weddi.ng. Disgusting!
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>>48651137
You're a caricature. Fucking pathetic.
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>>48651135
why doesn't your dad take her out
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>>48651143
Because he has a lot of work related stress and COPD, so he likes to just relax at home, but they do go out sometimes. I'm more fun than my dad anyway :^)
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Another 4 hours until I finish work
What should I get on my lunch break? Might go to Poundland and get some sweeties
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>>48651141
>browses 4chan
>calls other pathetic
lol
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>>48651140
>shagging a 25 yr old makes you a nonce
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>>48651161
Get some black jacks lad
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>>48651161
Treat yourself to a bit of fast food lad, it's Friday
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I don't care what you think of it as a meme to describe the average person, the NPC meme has become hilarious as a political squabbling tool.

People are getting really really mad over something innocuous
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Resident nonce eugenie was at Royal wedding g! Disgusting,
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>>48651163
He obviously wishes he could marry a real 13year old boy instead of a 28yo poser
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>>48651103
do you know London? Live there?
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For me, it's Ariana Grande's dimples

She is the cutest singer by far
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>>48651173
>the NPC meme has become hilarious as a political squabbling tool.
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>>48651167

Don't like them
They got rid of a lot my favs cos of the sugar tax. Gutted tbf.
>>48651168
Greg's is pretty near I guess
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>>48651201
and now imagine her face after i cover it with my thick sticky NEET jizz
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>>48651205
don't know why you think I'm an NPC lad
can only assume you're conflating the fact I find it funny with me being right wing
which is foolish
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>>48651201
Nonce case
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new thread for the lads
>>48651246
wahey
>>48651246
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just had my first taste of cottage cheese

very nice, lads, tastes like a milder cream cheese but lumpy with the curds
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>>48651220
She's 25, probably older than you are
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>>48651262
Yeah but she looks younger than me *cries*
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>>48650553
I would love to replay the hd collection but don't have any consoles suitable running them. Start with MGS3 and then proceed to 2 and Peacewalker. MGS3 is such comfy game it makes me forget all my worries and get rid of anxiety for a moment.





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