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would you date a REAL fembot? I SAY REAL FEMBOTS WOULD YOU DATE THEM IM TALKING ABOUT ANAL HAIR HERE
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>>48644279
i'll be honest if she doesn't have anal hair she isn't worth shit
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>>48644279
No because I'm married to a solid 8( ten in my book ) and I'm not a robot I just come here to shitpost and be in my feels.
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>>48644279
>anus hair
But that makes it better
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There are girls that don't have hair in their ass cracks?
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Yes; alas no such thing exists.
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in the end, everything is about anal hair
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>>48644279
I would prod and poke about improving herself
I AM TALKING ABOUT SHAVING HERE
but honestly if she is loyal and we click on personality, yeah I would.
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I will not date a girl below 5/10, so no. Yes, I know that means I'll probably always be alone.
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Absolutely. I really don't care about anal so her anal hair doesn't bother me.

As long as she takes care of her hygiene Idc what she looks like or where hair is tbqh
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>>48647705
This sounds like a good robot. Feels rare to see a guy who doesn't care about anal.
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>>48647727
Thanks, I just never got turned on by it and most women don't seem to like anal
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No, all the fembots are past their best-before dates. They probably would have made cute loli gfs ten years ago.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfE

excuse me mviii but this is clear evidence that "fembots" do not exist
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>>48647882
>her husband is a fat tyler1
also this women's crying disgusts me
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>message a "robot" from here
>my life stories scare him off

at last i truly see, the real robots don't message people offsite
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>message a "fembot" from here
>it's a guy
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>>48648162
>message a guy from here
>turns out we're both girls
would be fine but she didn't even want to stick around and be friends reeeeeee
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>>48648175
are you a gay or something
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>>48644279
What is anal hair?
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>>48648175
>A whole passel of women bamboozling each other into a trap.
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yeah, if i knew one irl and we had similar interests. edating wouldn't work because i'm a neet with no forms of transport.
also hair is good. the hairier the better
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>>48644279
Yes of course. I would like hairy nipples, belly, forearms, and other bits too though. And if she was fat too.
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>>48648206
Hair growing from the ass obviously
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>>48648200
no but we got along well so when we both revealed we were girls i thought i at least made a friend
>>48648211
are there any guys on r9k that aren't women larpers
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>>48648503
nope, including you
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>>48648575
t. a girl
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>>48648596
you wanna find out?
spoiler: you'll be severely disappointed
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>>48648503
I'm a man. As proof I have this horrific image that women would be unlikely to save.
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>>48648634
girls can be crazy
but don't worry i believe you're a man, but then i believe everyone is a man
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>>48648634
sounds like the sort of thing a girl would save and then present as "proof"
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>>48648616
>you wanna find out?
ok you tease
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>>48644279
if they're a real fembot according to my standards I would date her if she didn't have a shitty personality.
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>>48647882
yes exactly this

normies claim to love nature and its beauty however they deny hyperhamy which is natural
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>>48648666
Dammit Satan. Bizarro 4chan ITT.
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i want to e-date a fembot without ever having to see each other and just loving each other for our personalities but i would need some kind of proof that she is in fact a female which i would never ask for but i couldnt ever enter into a romantic relationship with someone over the internet without knowing for certain they are a woman. its a real catch 22. so in short yes i do not care at all how women look
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>>48648673
>tease
listen my person
i'm 100% bonafide born with a dick
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>>48648723
>i'm 100% bonafide born with a dick
stop bluffing and prove it "bro"
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>>48648733
how
anything i could do is against the rules
not like i want to post an image of my ugly ass face
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>>48648713
>i would need some kind of proof that she is in fact a female
can i show you my big female asshole as proof
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>>48648742
not him but that sounds pretty hot
even if it's just a guy ass
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>>48648741
stop being coy, you know what i want as proof
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>>48648742
sorry anyone can have an asshole it dont work that way. this is why i dont even try.
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>>48648791
a fucking dickpic?
i'm not a fuccboi, i'd never do that shit
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>>48648757
>>48648845
well i'm not showing you my vagina, i'm purer than a nun. so it's my asshole or nothing
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>>48648847
>dickpic
i wanted proof of your heart and devotion to me as a loving husband
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>>48648891
i thought you were looking for proof i'm a man, not your husband
i don't even know you
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>>48648875
did you not read my post? read it again
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>>48648875
i don't think a nun would show her ass
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>>48648913
tfw rejected by chad
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>>48648926
oh boy you don't hang out with a lot of nuns do you
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>>48647867
>10 years ago
I was ten back then anon you pedo.
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>>48648954
chad (female) you mean
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>>48648954
i'm not a chad i'm just not stupid enough to think a girl on 4chan would want to date me
no i'm sorry a "girl"
>>48648981
i'm a man dammit what exactly is it i need to do to prove it to you
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>>48648990
>i'm a man dammit
you're just not being convincing. but if you drop the act i'll invite you to the super secret r9k girls' club slumber party for halloween.
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>>48648990
>no i'm sorry a "girl"

t. a "guy"
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>>48649060
but i don't want to be in the super secret r9k girls club slumber party for halloween
that's sounds pretty fucking terrifying and i'm not an orbiter cuck
>>48649073
>he thinks girls would pretend to be guys when it's so much easier for them to get attention if they say they are girls
not that girls are ever on r9k in the first place
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>>48649103
>not that girls are ever on r9k in the first place
sounds like something a girl undercover would say
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>>48649170
i know you're just fucking with me but this back and forth is nice
i wouldn't be stupid enough to request a friendship but the simulation is pleasant, thank you
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>>48649103
>knows that the super secret r9k girls club slumber party for halloween exists
girl confirmed
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>>48649192
but we can be girly bffs. why can't you see
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>>48649219
i'm not a girl and neither are you, but if you're really offering to be friends then i'll accept
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>>48649235
>i'll accept
ok stacy drop contact
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>>48649245
i'm not a girl you cuck
is there any way for us to even do that without breaking a rule
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>>48649253
not her but you might as well just do it. dont tell me you are a little cuck afraid of being banned?
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>>48649253
dropping contacts isn't against the rules. follow your heart
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>>48649264
i already told you i'm not chad, so yes i'm a little cuck
>>48649285
>my heart
i'm just looking for a fellow friend (that probably won't last)
here's a throwaway email, if i get banned for posting it then at least i can kill myself
hesloslogi@wemel.site
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>>48649331
i sent you an email, just don't turn out to be a lesbian and try to hit on me okay haha
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>>48649331
so i'm a fucking retard and the thing i'm using can't even respond to stuff
why am i this retarded
fbnpu2+22u10w5xrhiuk@sharklasers.com
is something i could use to actually respond to others
>>48649412
im a dude and so are you
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>>48649425
ok i sent you an email a second time "dude" haha
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>>48644279
probably not, my ideal girl is a eccentric and decently attractive person that isn't suffering from a severe mental illness(these aren't unfair standards i fit into my own standards). unfortunately there isn't much of those if any... honestly once you start breaking people down into categories like those you quickly narrow down the available population to literally only dozens of people.

A real fembot is ugly, over weight, extremely low in consciousness so they're dirty and lazy and suffer from severe mental illness. But I would still be open to one if she would be interested in me helping her lose weight, support her, take care of her, groom her, and only had mild depression. but that's also rare. because like i said they're low in contentiousness and actually prefer to be dirty. plus most people don't want some one "trying to change them" even if they're positive changes and genuinely supportive and kind about it.
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>>48649913
>A real fembot is ugly, over weight, extremely low in consciousness so they're dirty and lazy and suffer from severe mental illness
yeah that's me
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>>48649460
broke the grill code, its dixx or GTFO. Shame on you.
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>>48650327
tfw "he" never responded to my emails. it's a lonely life
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if she's as bad as me or better, sure
but if she's worse than me, she's probably killed herself by now
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>>48650335
more like you stopped responding you cuck
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>>48650335
in addition to what i said here >>48650394
if you really were serious about being my friend, then something fucky happened or you never got my emails or something. i'm heading to bed but if you try again i'll respond when i wake up tomorrow
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>>48650446
then i guess i never got it. i sent you two emails already. i'll try again, goodnight anon
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>>48650462
Anon, do you want to talk instead? I will gladly email you if you would like.
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i would date a fembot if we both agreed to be more normie-ish by actually take care of our appearance and health.
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>>48646365
This is the only proper response oregoeirignsly
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>>48644313
Mehmet my son your passions grow, who will you choose to be your practice gf...
Becky who drink onions late all day and pretend to read wordy book ?
Or Mlehma the fat homebody down the road with copious lady hair ?





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