would you date a REAL fembot? I SAY REAL FEMBOTS WOULD YOU DATE THEM IM TALKING ABOUT ANAL HAIR HERE
>>48644279i'll be honest if she doesn't have anal hair she isn't worth shit
>>48644279No because I'm married to a solid 8( ten in my book ) and I'm not a robot I just come here to shitpost and be in my feels.
>>48644279>anus hairBut that makes it better
There are girls that don't have hair in their ass cracks?
Yes; alas no such thing exists.
in the end, everything is about anal hair
>>48644279I would prod and poke about improving herselfI AM TALKING ABOUT SHAVING HEREbut honestly if she is loyal and we click on personality, yeah I would.
I will not date a girl below 5/10, so no. Yes, I know that means I'll probably always be alone.
Absolutely. I really don't care about anal so her anal hair doesn't bother me.As long as she takes care of her hygiene Idc what she looks like or where hair is tbqh
>>48647705This sounds like a good robot. Feels rare to see a guy who doesn't care about anal.
>>48647727Thanks, I just never got turned on by it and most women don't seem to like anal
No, all the fembots are past their best-before dates. They probably would have made cute loli gfs ten years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb8mPchIyfEexcuse me mviii but this is clear evidence that "fembots" do not exist
>>48647882>her husband is a fat tyler1also this women's crying disgusts me
>message a "robot" from here>my life stories scare him offat last i truly see, the real robots don't message people offsite
>message a "fembot" from here>it's a guy
>>48648162>message a guy from here>turns out we're both girls would be fine but she didn't even want to stick around and be friends reeeeeee
>>48648175are you a gay or something
>>48644279What is anal hair?
>>48648175>A whole passel of women bamboozling each other into a trap.
yeah, if i knew one irl and we had similar interests. edating wouldn't work because i'm a neet with no forms of transport.also hair is good. the hairier the better
>>48644279Yes of course. I would like hairy nipples, belly, forearms, and other bits too though. And if she was fat too.
>>48648206Hair growing from the ass obviously
>>48648200no but we got along well so when we both revealed we were girls i thought i at least made a friend >>48648211are there any guys on r9k that aren't women larpers
>>48648503nope, including you
>>48648575t. a girl
>>48648596you wanna find out?spoiler: you'll be severely disappointed
>>48648503I'm a man. As proof I have this horrific image that women would be unlikely to save.
>>48648634girls can be crazybut don't worry i believe you're a man, but then i believe everyone is a man
>>48648634sounds like the sort of thing a girl would save and then present as "proof"
>>48648616>you wanna find out?ok you tease
>>48644279if they're a real fembot according to my standards I would date her if she didn't have a shitty personality.
>>48647882yes exactly this normies claim to love nature and its beauty however they deny hyperhamy which is natural
>>48648666Dammit Satan. Bizarro 4chan ITT.
i want to e-date a fembot without ever having to see each other and just loving each other for our personalities but i would need some kind of proof that she is in fact a female which i would never ask for but i couldnt ever enter into a romantic relationship with someone over the internet without knowing for certain they are a woman. its a real catch 22. so in short yes i do not care at all how women look
>>48648673>teaselisten my personi'm 100% bonafide born with a dick
>>48648723>i'm 100% bonafide born with a dickstop bluffing and prove it "bro"
>>48648733howanything i could do is against the rulesnot like i want to post an image of my ugly ass face
>>48648713>i would need some kind of proof that she is in fact a femalecan i show you my big female asshole as proof
>>48648742not him but that sounds pretty hoteven if it's just a guy ass
>>48648741stop being coy, you know what i want as proof
>>48648742sorry anyone can have an asshole it dont work that way. this is why i dont even try.
>>48648791a fucking dickpic?i'm not a fuccboi, i'd never do that shit
>>48648757>>48648845well i'm not showing you my vagina, i'm purer than a nun. so it's my asshole or nothing
>>48648847>dickpici wanted proof of your heart and devotion to me as a loving husband
>>48648891i thought you were looking for proof i'm a man, not your husbandi don't even know you
>>48648875did you not read my post? read it again
>>48648875i don't think a nun would show her ass
>>48648913tfw rejected by chad
>>48648926oh boy you don't hang out with a lot of nuns do you
>>48647867>10 years agoI was ten back then anon you pedo.
>>48648954chad (female) you mean
>>48648954i'm not a chad i'm just not stupid enough to think a girl on 4chan would want to date meno i'm sorry a "girl">>48648981i'm a man dammit what exactly is it i need to do to prove it to you
>>48648990>i'm a man dammityou're just not being convincing. but if you drop the act i'll invite you to the super secret r9k girls' club slumber party for halloween.
>>48648990>no i'm sorry a "girl"t. a "guy"
>>48649060but i don't want to be in the super secret r9k girls club slumber party for halloweenthat's sounds pretty fucking terrifying and i'm not an orbiter cuck>>48649073>he thinks girls would pretend to be guys when it's so much easier for them to get attention if they say they are girlsnot that girls are ever on r9k in the first place
>>48649103>not that girls are ever on r9k in the first placesounds like something a girl undercover would say
>>48649170i know you're just fucking with me but this back and forth is nicei wouldn't be stupid enough to request a friendship but the simulation is pleasant, thank you
>>48649103>knows that the super secret r9k girls club slumber party for halloween existsgirl confirmed
>>48649192but we can be girly bffs. why can't you see
>>48649219i'm not a girl and neither are you, but if you're really offering to be friends then i'll accept
>>48649235>i'll acceptok stacy drop contact
>>48649245i'm not a girl you cuckis there any way for us to even do that without breaking a rule
>>48649253not her but you might as well just do it. dont tell me you are a little cuck afraid of being banned?
>>48649253dropping contacts isn't against the rules. follow your heart
>>48649264i already told you i'm not chad, so yes i'm a little cuck>>48649285>my hearti'm just looking for a fellow friend (that probably won't last)here's a throwaway email, if i get banned for posting it then at least i can kill firstname.lastname@example.org
>>48649331i sent you an email, just don't turn out to be a lesbian and try to hit on me okay haha
>>48649331so i'm a fucking retard and the thing i'm using can't even respond to stuffwhy am i this email@example.com something i could use to actually respond to others>>48649412im a dude and so are you
>>48649425ok i sent you an email a second time "dude" haha
>>48644279probably not, my ideal girl is a eccentric and decently attractive person that isn't suffering from a severe mental illness(these aren't unfair standards i fit into my own standards). unfortunately there isn't much of those if any... honestly once you start breaking people down into categories like those you quickly narrow down the available population to literally only dozens of people.A real fembot is ugly, over weight, extremely low in consciousness so they're dirty and lazy and suffer from severe mental illness. But I would still be open to one if she would be interested in me helping her lose weight, support her, take care of her, groom her, and only had mild depression. but that's also rare. because like i said they're low in contentiousness and actually prefer to be dirty. plus most people don't want some one "trying to change them" even if they're positive changes and genuinely supportive and kind about it.
>>48649913>A real fembot is ugly, over weight, extremely low in consciousness so they're dirty and lazy and suffer from severe mental illnessyeah that's me
>>48649460broke the grill code, its dixx or GTFO. Shame on you.
>>48650327tfw "he" never responded to my emails. it's a lonely life
if she's as bad as me or better, surebut if she's worse than me, she's probably killed herself by now
>>48650335more like you stopped responding you cuck
>>48650335in addition to what i said here >>48650394if you really were serious about being my friend, then something fucky happened or you never got my emails or something. i'm heading to bed but if you try again i'll respond when i wake up tomorrow
>>48650446then i guess i never got it. i sent you two emails already. i'll try again, goodnight anon
>>48650462Anon, do you want to talk instead? I will gladly email you if you would like.
i would date a fembot if we both agreed to be more normie-ish by actually take care of our appearance and health.
>>48646365This is the only proper response oregoeirignsly
>>48644313Mehmet my son your passions grow, who will you choose to be your practice gf...Becky who drink onions late all day and pretend to read wordy book ?Or Mlehma the fat homebody down the road with copious lady hair ?