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> if you have enough confidence to speak to girls or ask them for their kik or whatever you're not a real robot
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>>48646425
Piss on that. I got rejected just today and I'm as robot as it gets.
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If youre an ugly male whos under 5 10. Youre a robot
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>>48646425
Then I was the realest of robots for ages but I'm no longer a robot
What does that make me? Bc i was definitely a robot before
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>>48646717
Have to be incel too
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>>48646717
6'2" ugly male here, my neutral expression looks like that of a psycho. Women are afraid of me.
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>>48646678
> typed a mediocre normalfag
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>>48646717
>implying manlets can be robots
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>>48646678
if you can ask out girls then you can talk to them
if you can talk to girls, then you can talk to people
if you can talk to people, then you can make friends
you probably have tons of friends, even IRL.

you're not a robot holy shit
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>>48646737
This is implied because girls dont like ugly manlets.

>>48646751
No one respects manlets. We get shit on by everyone. Were the most robot
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>>48646717
I've unironically seen manlets with gfs taller than them (not by too much, though) so you can still be a normie and short
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>>48646738
Afraid is another word for respect.
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>>48646742
Yeah, I guess because I'm not a five foot nothing 400 pound schizoid neet I'm not a real robot, huh?
>>48646765
I have no friends, only work acquaintances.
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>>48646425
Nice. I'm glad that I'm not a real robot.
I'm not going anywhere either :)
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>>48646782
It's not implied because although they don't, there are outliers and the outliers are not robots. By the way 5'9 is when the real effects of being a manlet begin to happen, and become progressively worse the shorter you get
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>>48646797
with love comes respect, but not vice versa
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>>48646836
robot purist posters seething. Hopefully op and his ilk continue to desperately try to prove there are no true Scots in Scotland.
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>>48646797
More like they don't speak to me or look in my direction because they think I'm going to rape them or some shit.
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>>48646913
better than the constant cringes I get lmao. I feel like I have no idea what a girl smiling even looks like in real life.
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>>48646913
At least they believe you have a libido. Women treat manlets like asexual beings. We can only hope to be their gay best friends.
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>>48646934
I've been smiled at by pretty girls. Hugged, even. It made me happy in a way nothing else has or can. But those were ones I was close to, platonically anyway.
Seeing a girl I don't know smile at me fills me with disgust, self loathing and confusion, because I know it isn't for me, and even if that's the case it's a meaningless social gesture.
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>>48646425
>freinds with a bunch of girls in college
>none of them were ever single in the 2 years I knew them
>beg me to make a snapchat, eat lunch out often with them
>they were looking at gory images on some surgeons Twitter and when I went over to see they told me it was too much for me
>they talked to me more than eachother and one girl even told me I was fascinating
>she hugged me and brushed my hair when I graduated

One of the most confusing relationships with a bunch of people I've ever had. I'm still a lossless virgin and none of them ever expressed any romantic desire for me. I kind of felt like an animal in a zoo.
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i've had sex lots of times and had a few long term gfs but i'm still the most robot robot here
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>>48646425
i miss agatha so much
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>>48647247
Thats why I never liked the "Just put yourself out there" meme. Doesnt work for ugly dudes
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>>48646425
I used to think this girl was hideous, but I think the constant posting of her has led me to find her insanely attractive.
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>>48648524
>hideous
why do you think that. i look like that
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>>48648547
I said I USED to. Learn to read, cunt. I'd never date a girl so illiterate. That's such an unattractive trait. Yucko.
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>>48648557
why did you used to think she was hideous, context clues dum dum
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>>48648563
She looks like a dirty jewess
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>>48648574
how do i stop looking like a dirty jewess? i'm a black man
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>>48648563
Then you should have said "why did you" not "why do you". God fuckin' damn...
Fuck off, I don't want to talk to you. Go bother some other sperg.
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>>48648580

Are you a trap? Please tell me you're a black trap.
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>>48648773
i'm 6'3 and about 230 lbs. i guess i can try
>>48648589
i'm crying, please don't leave me
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>>48646425
Being a real robot is a bad thing, retard.
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i don't even know what kik is, am i the only true robot?
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>>48648936
No because you now have a rough idea of what kik is through the context. You're forever tainted.





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