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What qualities do you like in a woman?
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Mostly a nice looking face, warm personality of course and a healthy body. So not fat or skelly
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>>48648100
A vagina and breasts. That is pretty much it.
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>>48648100
can make eye contact withme and not be repulsed.
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>>48648100
My peniz XDDDD
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in order of importance, if I'm looking for an actual gf
>above the age of 18
>is not a single mother
>not being a slut / thot (says "daddy," is CLEARLY looking for a Chad, hangs out with their girl friends at the bar, etc.)
>is capable of having a job, or making money at all
>has talent in something, besides looking attractive
>dominant (in bed, specifically.)
>height above 5'3, taller than me is an EXTREME boost in gf preference but not required by any means
because of my desires for these qualities, I am a cerified and proud volcel
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>>48648465
>height above 5'3, taller than me is an EXTREME boost in gf preference but not required by any means
Its like we were separated at birth. Except I absolutely will not date a girl shorter than me or close to my height.
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>White
>Atleast a 5/10
Idk why it feels like this is too much to ask for.
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>>48648100
>dresses in a feminine manner
>cute
>thin
>small tits
>dark hair
>narrow shoulders
>wide hips
>cute feet
>isn't going to be a pain in the ass
>lady in the streets, dirty slut in the sheets


>>48648465
>he doesn't like hearing a girl whisper "cum inside me daddy" when fucking her
You're a faggot, it must me bust hella quick.
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>>48648583
Probably because you know what you have to offer doesn't allow you to obtain what you want.
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Loyal
Traditional
Cute to me
Has hobbies (drawing etc) and a personality

So all in all not much hope
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About 6 cm shorter then me, cute face

I want no fucking midget gf
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>>48648408
If they give me respect, I give them. Being a cashier has basically turned me into an incel though, I really should quit
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>>48648686
When I was a cashier I got hit on regularly, why would it turn you into an incel?
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>>48648705
I'm paranoid and even though I've been there 2 years I always get spooked that the customer thinks I'm wierd, and that in itself has more now than ever likely been what gets them wierded out and causes a negative feedback loop of wierd looks from girls (guys too). I actually got hit on a few times, but I'm a mess and dont understand how someone could like me and get annoyed
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>>48648752
Well at least you recognise the problem. What are you going to do to fix it?
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>>48648795
I'm trying to get in shape and get new hobbies til I can finally be satisfied with whatever expectations I have for myself. I'd like to not do cashier for the time being though sincd it's driving me mad haha, but the benefits are pretty good. I'll prolly quit after I make use of time off for a long solo europe trip
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>>48648617
guy who you called a faggot here, fuckin fight me dude
i want a gf instead of a masturbation hand, what's the point of having a mindless and therefore useless being that bends to your will for a "gf?"
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>>48648879
>having a girlfriend means she can't call you daddy while fucking her
Whatever you say faggot. What are your lifts?
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I want a woman that'll shoot me in the head with my gun
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>>48648100
>Pretty or cute
>Loyal
>Huge tits
>Small Waist-to-hip ratio
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>>48648100
>in a woman
My penis.

>that isn't a quality
My good'n hard penis.
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>>48648983
Do you sometimes lay in bed at night lamenting the fact that it'll never happen for you?





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