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HURT edition

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>>49140252
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first for instrumentalist boys
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I liked the last edition, I'm still waiting for my Carter. He's a big dork, but who doesn't love that~
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finally, an edition for me...
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Who /fuckinglonely/ here? I cannot even fathom forming a relationship with another human and to make matters worse I turn 25 next month.
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>>49152620
Wait, did you really think I was serious? Didn't anyone tell you you're going to die alone?
>>49140827
At least this anon knows his place.
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>>49160583
Good OP.
>tfw no bf to hurt me and then take care of me afterwards
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>>49160726
>At least this anon knows his place.
>tfw I'm the poster above you too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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>>49160723
I feel you anon, I'm 25 as well and can feel quite lonely at times. I'm slowly building myself back up after a really bad episode so I'm hoping I'll be good enough to fall in love again. At the moment it's really scary.
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>>49160909
na im too old and fat need me a husband or boy toy
who knows not me
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>>49160790
I don't know how I feel about stuff like falling in love, if anything all I desire is a good friend at this point.
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>>49161005
I know the feeling.
random person originalionalyybjhcfdbs
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>>49160790
>>49160723
I wish I was that age again, it gets worse.
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>>49160790
Are you okay with an old bf?
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>>49161056
How old are you and how much worse are we talking? Have you ever had a bf?
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I started running and doing exercise again. I don't know why I even try and don't just give up. Sometimes it feels worse when I actually have hope
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>>49161145
You're taking care of yourself and thats good anon. Maybe hope in this context doesn't feel so good, but don't go into full despair either. Can I ask why though?
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I'm almost 21, and the only boyfriend I have ever had broke up with me three months ago. Everything was great, but I was afraid to say anything to my parents because them and I were finally speaking again. He said if I couldn't come out for him then he couldn't stay with me.

He is right, and he tried his best to just help me through it, but God damn do I miss him. I'm so fucking lonely now.
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>>49161175
What a stupid ultimatum, I'm sorry you had to go through that.
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>>49160583
Helo, gaymers. What games are you currently playing?
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>>49161175
what a horrible thing for him to put you through, i'm really sorry anon
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>>49161169
Why what? If you mean why I'm exercising again its because i started gaining weight and wanted to die everytime i looked in the mirror. If you mean why i feel bad having hope i guess i just wish i had someone to actually be able to be with and show results to, doing it for myself is nice and all but i just wish there was someone else
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>>49161207
I've been getting back into TF2, a game I haven't played since I was in school
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>>49161219
Yeah I meant the latter, well keep it up. You'll find someone and feel better.
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>>49161207
*siiiiiiiiiip* fallout 1 yep thats a good game
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>tfw you have to take off for a day because the depersonalization is getting so extreme that suicidal thoughts are near constant, and you are on the verge of a psychotic break
>tfw you look like a jerk by not telling them because you don't wish to burden them with your problems.
It's another psychosis anon fucks everything up episode. Tune in next week to see what crazy adventures are in store for one of the most mentally ill and old boys, as his total isolation from most human contact continues to erode his condition further. Kill me.
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>>49161231
Cool. I hope you're having fun, fren.
>>49161243
I see...
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>>49161207
>Helo, gaymers. What games are you currently playing?
dragons dogma
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>>49161260
Hey anon if you need to talk to someone I posted my discord on the last thread. Feel free to vent and anything. I can understand what you're going through.
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>>49161261
based frogposter
origigigigig
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Does anyone here believe it's possible to fall in love online?

Does anyone want to try with me?
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>>49161344
>Does anyone want to try with me?
tell me a bit about yourself anon!
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>>49161344
I would try anon
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Any Australian QTs in here?
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>>49161207
RDR 2 I fucking hate you. You're worthless. You're trash. You're garbage. Go fuck yourself. Fucking hang yourself, you'll never amount to anything and you're going to die forgotten by history you useless piece of shit I hate you. Red Dead Redemption 2 is so much fun ! I'm really enjoying myself, what about you?
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>>49160723
>tfw turning 22 next month
>tfw no cute cowboy bf like this
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>>49161395
Well I spend my time on normal robot things, vidya, movies, programming, some anime. I like hiking and innawoods camping. Also night walks and night drives! Which I feel would be much nicer with someone. I make up the lines I'd say to that person as I walk around late at night. I'm 23 but get told I look a lot younger. I probably live a long way from you. What other things would you like to know?
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>>49161458
>Any Australian QTs in here?
always. i'm still waiting.
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>>49161525
Nice! What state? 9S is top tier.
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>>49161525
fuck off silk you stupid nigger
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>>49161536
i'm in victoria, you?

>>49161561
and i'm not silk whoever that is?
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>tfw yank
>tfw no aussie bf
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>>49161584
NSW. High on pain killers because of getting my wisdom tooth taken out. It's a good arvo.
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>>49161584
i sincerely doubt that silky
You're manipulative and abusive
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>>49161591
Come over here then! Personally your accents make me hot and heavy.
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>>49161595
hehe nice, you wanna send me your discord? sb67ban@spambox.me

>>49161591
you too?
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>>49161621
always wanted to visit. Australian men are all hot as fuck.
I didn't know people thought american accents were attractive.
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>>49161653
Hah my friends husband would be the first to prove you wrong.
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>>49161668
haha, there's always outliers
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>>49161447
Trying is good anon. Would you have any requirements?
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>>49161653
I'm a fat aussie so I beg to differ lmao
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>>49161260
Hey still here if you wanted to talk or something. My discord is SuperDork#1984

Don't beat yourself up or do anything rash. I'm sure whoever "them" is they'd understand. Its what friends are for and if not. I'm here!

I've been through similar, you aren't a burden. Self doubt can make you do dumb things. I know, if only I had talked it through.
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>>49161693
I'm not super picky, I'd just like a cute dude who can listen to my music rants from time to time haha.
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>>49161919
Nah, I don't really need to talk. Like I said, I do not enjoy burdening others. I am a person who prefers to assist others, doing so gives me all the grounding I need. But you are welcome to talk to me about other things if you want, I just don't tend to initiate first contact with people. After all I am fairly certain you already have me added, on an account that is not an alt.
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>>49161931
What kind of music qt anon?
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>>49162117
Hmm, I don't think I have you added. But you wouldn't be a burden to me anyway. Feel free to just talk about anything comfy or otherwise though!
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>>49162144
lots of kinds! I've really gotten into post punk recently and i've been on a huge talking heads binge.
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>>49162316
Ohh I love Talking heads! Do you have Discord?
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Anyone here interested in a cute athletic Brit bf?
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>>49162354
yeah, email me at throwaway@lolcow.email
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>>49162272
Alright I suppose, sent.
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>>49162373
owo, where do you live cute athletic bong?
and what sport do you do to keep yourself fit?
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>>49162887
I live in Devon for university, and I do weight training and bit of boxing to stay fit, wanna try Muay Thai at some point as well
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post some albums you're listening to, if you're one of those music gays.
i'll start:
>Codeine - Frigid Stars
>Shellac - At Action Park
>The Band - s/t
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>>49162996
You sound big and strong, unfortunately Devon is a bit far from me, I'm up in the north
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>tfw no neet BF who maintains a normal sleep schedule instead of waking up at 2 PM
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I have thought for 2 years and I am pretty sure I'm bisexual. Couldn't ever get in a gay relationship because Balkans is so homophobic. I never get turned on by gay porn though. What am I? Can any of you robots help me with this?
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>>49163362
> NEET
> normal sleep schedule
pick one
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>>49163362
I thought it would always be cute to have a boyfriend who always fell asleep before me so I have to carry him to bed. That being said, it would be nice to be on the sleep schedule.

>>49163511
I'm bi too, but I have a heavy preference for men. I'm waiting out for a boyfriend but if you're into women you should probably just go for that to avoid the social consequences.
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>>49163619
>but if you're into women you should probably just go for that to avoid the social consequences.
I hate that you're right
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>>49163619
tfw no bi guy waiting for me. Why live.
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It hurts to be ghosted
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>>49163619
I have a pretty heavy preference for women in sexual desires, but I feel like I would be a lot happier in a relationship with a guy.
Well for now I'll just stick to women to avoid the consequences as you said. Hopefully I'll leave this shithole in a few years though.
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>>49163068
falling and flying - 360
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>>49163671
>Hopefully I'll leave this shithole in a few years though.
Balkans are homophobic as fuck but have hot guys. Shame
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>>49163646
>>49163671
Just find a tomboy, maybe? Or sure, if you've got an opportunity to leave do so. There's much more perks to not living in a shithole than avoiding homophobia.

>>49163653
Bi too?
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>>49163721
You could be Sweden and be swarmed by hordes of "refugees"
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>>49163731
I would much rather live in Sweden than anywhere in the Balkans.
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>>49163721
Maybe I am, super cute though. So conventional girls wont like me anyway
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>>49163757
I hear Czechia isn't as bad, but yeah, Sweden is shit.
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>>49163714
They're all stupid as fuck and close minded though
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>>49163762
Some women are attracted to girlyboys, if that's what you're implying. I happen to like them to though.

>>49163779
Czechia isn't in the Balkans. Never been though.
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anybody ever go get a full body wax?
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>be complete failure of a human being (shy unattractive KHHV)
>just want to find a fellow failure to date
>realise it's literally impossible because there's no mechanism for us to meet up

Dating apps/sites are for normies, all I'd be doing would be crucifying what's left of my ego as I log on each day to find 0 matches. But the fact I'm not putting myself out there means all the people in the same situation aren't putting themselves out there either, so there's no chance of us ever finding each other. I'm doing all the normie stuff that's supposed to improve you - gym, diet, uni, hobbies - but it hasn't made any difference whatsoever. Wish I'd roped years ago and saved myself this pain desu.

>>49160723
iktf breh
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>>49163809
>Czechia isn't in the Balkans.
I knew that, but it's better than Serbia or Bulgaria
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>tfw lonely and horny

is this literally the worst combination of feelings?
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>>49163960
Yes, it is, go jack off before you do something dumb out of desparation
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>>49163960
Poor thing, where are you from?
Can I help you?
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>>49163993
>something dumb out of desparation
like what?
I'm desperate already, I just have no idea what to do about it.

>>49164003
I don't know if you can, probably not.
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>>49164040
Give me a chance, where are you at?
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I'm probably getting sick, fuck this bullshit
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>>49163960
Don't you have a fuckbuddy?
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>>49164158
Where the fuck do you think we are you dumb slut?
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>>49164171
> dumb slut
> robots
being a slut requires you leave the house and have sex
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>>49164081
The continent known as europe.
>>49164158
No, never had one. Is that common?
>>49164082
Sorry to hear that anon, I hope you don't get sick. Being sick is terrible.
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>>49164217
>Being sick is terrible.
I was sick a few weeks ago, it was fucking awful
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>>49164183
>leaves the house
>gets a date
>gets too nervious
>never shows up to date
satan why am I like this I'm 29 with a job, car and house for fucks sake
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>>49164240
>I was sick a few weeks ago, it was fucking awful
me too anon.
It's the worst. I feel even more like dying when sick.
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>>49163068
kinda plebby but w/e
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>>49164267
I know that feel too well. Hang in there
>>49164277
I don't get sick this often, so when I get sick it feels like I'm dying.
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>>49164217
Germany?
Or are you northerner?
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>>49164295
will probably just die alone but w/e
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>>49161460
Yeah me too I just got around to doing the legendaries. Going to clear out 3 more regions of collectables then go on my way with the story
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>>49163362
i feel vaguely targeted
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I can be gay for fictional 2d characters but never for irl people
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>>49165284
That's kind of stupid, but also yeah I understand
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>>49165284
What are you bidimensional?
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>>49165284
wow, this is a mood. I talk to guys on grindr and find myself having zero attraction, even to cute ones. I get attracted to guys irl who have hot bodies and cute faces, like athletes and stuff, but they're usually with they're girlfriends or doing things, so I can't talk to them, and even if i did i'd fuck up socially somehow so i usually don't bother. Anime boys are really cute and pics of anime boys being cute together make me feel warm inside.
If the stars align I can get along with girls really well, but I usually have no sexual attraction to them.
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>>49165383
>mood
fuck off back to Tumblr
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>>49165409
i never browse tumblr. i guess i picked it up from a girl i was hanging out with a few months ago, which is weird because she browsed 4chan
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>>49165462
>girl
That explains a fair bit
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>tfw went full blown bulmic
>only kept one meal down in the past 3 weeks
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>>49165480
You realize that'll make you fatter at first?
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>>49165462
I see your true form femboi
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does anyone else like ... only want to cuddle with another guy, and only a guy who smells nice? sex is gross i just want to hold and be held by someone
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>>49165480
Did you lose any weight?
How many teeth you got left anon?
You finally able to give those gummy blowies yet?
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>>49165557
What new level of prison gay is this?
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>>49165557
Cuddling is great, I agree, but why wouldn't you wanna fuck with your bf sometimes?
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>>49165496
Well I've lost like 3lb but I'm not really doing it for weight loss
>>49165569
Not yet, I try to remove the acid pretty fast but who knows
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>>49165680
keep us updated anon
por favor original
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Living in the american southwest the cold winters are the fucking worst, especially when anything under 70 feels like freezing to me. I just want some big warm bf to cuddle up with. I guess my stuffed animals will do for another year
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>>49165743
midwest anon here, I could help, I make good food and have a lot of blankets.
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>>49165743
The northwest is even worse anon
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>>49165743
I'm big (height and height) an warm and even like cold hands and feet but the question is, Are you like putting out or are you just wanting a cuddle buddy cause your lonely whats going on here my man?
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>>49165811
in other words bland starchy fattening comfort food goodness mmmm
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>>49161339
helo, fellow based frogposter.
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Why are there no cute guys at uni?
I thought uni would be full of them.
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seeking bf to be romantic and autistic with desu des
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>>49166237
The cute guys are all normies who are out at societies and parties and stuff like that
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>>49166237
Depends on the uni anon
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Should I message him again? I've been trying not to bother him
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>>49166266
I'd go to those but I know that most of them will be shallow people. It's a shame. Maybe I'm the one that's shallow?
>>49166276
A state uni in a southern state.
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>>49166282
how long has it been since you last messaged him, anon?
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>>49165743
That's gonna be a yikes from me. I'm praying daily for it to get cold here finally I need 40s not 80s or 70s
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>>49166296
Doesn't mean there's automatically hot guys lol
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>>49166310
Neither does it mean that they're gay either.
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>>49166305
8 days... I just don't know what to talk about
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Me and the proto bf are planning to meet up soon. I'm excited but also ridiculously nervous.

I have no idea why he likes me so much, I'm nothing special. I'm scared we're going to meet up and he'll realise that.
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>>49161005
>>49161053
Now be friends!
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How many of you have a Discord bf from /r9k/? How is the relationship going?
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>>49166359
I have none and never will have one ;_;
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>>49166359
I had one but he stopped talking to me months ago, i'm lonely now ;-;
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>>49166359
i think im ghosted my dude didnt get deleted but not on in a week
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>>49166328
Good luck! You're always special in someones eyes.
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>>49166326
You probably should 8 days is a long time. Just talk about whatever instead of being afraid of not knowing what to say.
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>>49166387
You'll find one eventually, fren. What are some of your redeeming qualities?
>>49166404
Maybe he's just busy or forgot that he had a cute bf.
>>49166433
Damn, that's wrong. Have you tried messaging him even if he hasn't been on? If he's super busy and hasn't been on because of that, at least when he signs in he'll see that you were thinking about him...
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>>49166506
>What are some of your redeeming qualities?
Old, boring and plain...oh and I work...
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>>49166521
How old are you, fren? Working is a good quality. It's one that I sometimes possibly wish I had...
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>>49166506
he doesn't care about me anymore, i know that... just wish i had someone that would..
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>>49166548
>just wish i had someone that would
iktf, fren. I want the same thing. Maybe you'll get lucky and later today you'll find someone that cares about you, maybe even from this thread...
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>>49166359
>How many of you have a Discord bf from /r9k/? How is the relationship going?
I wish i had one, im lonely.
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>>49166598
>I wish i had one, im lonely.
Same here. I'd make him some cookies.
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>>49166548
>he doesn't care about me anymore, i know that...
Is he a young guy?
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how is everyone coping with nofap november
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>>49166615
Can I have cookies?

t.lonely anon...
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>>49166637
Of course you can, fren. <3
>>49166624
By fapping. Ironically enough, I think my body is producing more cum than usual, which is pretty nice. I thought my body was cucking itself before or something.
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>>49166624
By not being able to get turned on in the first place, or at least not long enough to cum.
I'm too tired and something always hurts. Not that that bothers me.
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>>49166621
not really, i'm 20 and he is older than me...
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>>49166359
internet relationships arent real hombre
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>>49166726
How old is this guy?
Do you talk to him?
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>>49166726
>tfw I'll never have a bf that's barely 20
Sounds like he's missing out...
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>>49166759
Maybe you can have one, anon...
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>>49166742
He is going to be 26 this year, he stopped replying to me months ago....
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>>49166788
I doubt a 20 year old would want me. I'm considerably closer to 30, but I'm still young at heart.
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>>49166809
Let me take care of you. Got discord?
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>>49160726
fucking based.
orginign
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>>49166814
>I'm considerably closer to 30, but I'm still young at heart.
Anon are you american?
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>>49166835
Yes. What about you, 20yofren?
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I'd like to give making a Discord friend through this thread a try. A caveat: I am not particularly interesting. It might be nice to make a friend who I can get along with, though!
fsfsdfds#5781
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>>49166820
yes, gimme yours and i will send you a message.
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>>49166814
you never know unless you try mr anon
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>>49166871
I suppose that's true. The possible rejection is worth it, right? It'll help me grow as a person(robot).
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>>49166850
murmuren#2224
You're weird for not handing it out first.
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>>49166912
I'll give you a chance <3
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>>49166949
What are some of your interests? I have no interesting interests myself, aside from trying to cook.
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>>49166980
I like history, music and art as well as video games
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>>49167025
>video games
What are some games that you play?
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>>49166935
why is that weird? ;-;
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>>49167046
You haven't added me ;_;
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>>49167034
crusader kings II and world of warships are the two i play the most
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>>49167085
it isn't working, here have mine desu countbleak#5706
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>>49167092
Cool. I've never played either, but I'd like to watch you play and I can encourage you.
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>tfw no bf to cum on
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>only guy i care about flailed out on me, called me a morally reprehensible person, and cut all contact
Welp, think this is finally gonna be the week, lads.
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>>49167122
that would be nice, i've always loved people watching me play
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am i shallow for only really like one type of guys, or you just allowed to have your preferences?
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i havent gotten laid in 2 months,i think my balls are about to explode

please help
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>>49167173
Then it's a date! haha
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>>49167177
Of course you can have preferences, there's enough people in the world for that to not really matter. Unless it is hyper specific and unrealistic.
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>>49167195
oh yes pls
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>>49167182
I haven't had sex in 25 years, anon.
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>>49167217
I'll be sure to bring some cookies too.
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>>49163301
Dang, that sucks. Hope you find someone big and strong up north, anon
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>>49167370
thanks anon,
maybe I'll get someone big and strong up north to carry me back down south
It's freezing up here
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>>49167203
ok thats good to hear, i just feel bad for turning down people cause theyre not my type.
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>>49167487
What is your type, anon
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>>49167158
Don't do it Anon. Mind I ask what happened/what you did? Many people can be redeemed, there will be other people that care about you.
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>>49167538
i love me some nice bears uwu
but as an 18 year old you attract alot of people not just the ones you want
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>tfw still bfless, but I have cookies
hmm
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>>49166328
if he likes you and wants to meet up you're special to him

>>49166359
I do
it's going really well
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>>49167562
that is not too bad and rather realistic
shouldn't be too hard to achieve
i assume the bears are gonna be older than you
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>>49166359
It's going well, I just wish he was here with me instead of miles away.
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>>49167601
>I do
>it's going really well
I'm happy for you, fren.
>>49167645
I'm happy for you too. It's nice to know some robots are able to be happy together.
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>>49167645
it sucks right? you just wanna be with them all the time but there's distance and other things in the way
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>>49167611
do bears under age of like 20 even exist?
i dont usually mind an age gap as long as theres a connection and theyre a cutie
though i wouldnt mind meeting one around my age cause wed more likely have more similar interest >:3
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Is there anything more reprehensible than a faggot that tries too hard to be cute?
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>>49167672
ah stop, i dont want to cry at work, i managed to fix the long distance problem with my last relationship. tho by then he had already found another boy that is really cute. :c

if only i had done more to seduce him, and be more appealing. wonder if he even knows im alive
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>>49167765
a slut that pretends he's not a slut
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>>49167789
Pretty much literally this.
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>>49167672
Yeah, it hurts. I wanna to cute shit like hold hands walking through the woods and cuddling while we watch TV. It gets to me if I'm being honest
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>>49167789
I think if one is honest about who they are it isnt so bad.

Got burned by a secret slut recently, anon?
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>>49167771
aw man I'm sorry
I hope you find someone again, you seem nice

>>49167835
cute stuff is the best
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so are gays and lesbians attracted to themselves?
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>>49165862
i have abnormally could feet and hands anon
im not the same anon but personally i think netflix and chill would be a god way to describe how id want to cuddle ;3
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>>49167913
I really don't like how I look, even though people call me attractive.
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>>49167852
It really is, I just wish I could do cute stuff with him
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>>49167954
you know how you look, you have a fucking mirror and pictures, stop being a attention whore drama queen faggot
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>>49167913
I mean sorta, but I can't exactly fuck myself (easily)
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>>49167673
there might be but less likely desu
just have a look around
there is nothing wrong with wanting bears
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>>49167601
>>49167645
How did you meet them and how far apart are you?
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>>49168189
met on a server over a year ago
it's more of thank a hour drive to go see him
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>>49161207
>Helo, gaymers. What games are you currently playing?
Don't starve ROG. I have a lot of podcasts I need to listen to, and this game is great to zone out too

>>49163068
>post some albums you're listening to
I just recently became a big music gay; however, I might have always been one since I stopped liking car seat headrest after they became mainstream. Here are some JAMS I have been liking recently:
>the original crooks and nannies
>Makthaverskan
>just am - Deakin
>avocado, baby - Los Campesinos
>nice house - joywave
In the best case scenario we'd die at the same time - My Name Is Ian

>>49163362
my waking hours are 8am-midnight. I always found it cute to wake up early with others. Does anyone want to be my wakeup buddies?

>>49163511
>I never get turned on by gay porn though
I am the same way, but I am gay. Porn does not do it for me because I am more attractive to the interpersonal connections of men.

As for my contribution to this thread:
I wish I was back to uni, the most I think about it the more I miss being surrounded by cute boys. I once rejected a cute femboi because he was too clingy. I was "popular" and he was a robot. Now, I am a robot and I wish we could cuddle and play vidja together. Sadly I have to wait until the fall to go back to school, so now I just read all day. Any book readers out there? And no manga is not a book.
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>>49168189
He posted his discord on here so I was like "fuck it, why not". We started talking, and got feelings for each other, now we're kinda in a relationship.
He lives almost across an entire continent and in another country. I'm from the west coast of the US, and he's from Toronto.
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Hello fags
Any Romanians here ?
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>>49168245
Hi anon wanna not starve together?
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>>49168221
That is not far at all, anon
Hope you visit your boy regularly
Which country are you guys in?
>>49168255
Have you guys met irl yet?
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>>49168522
>Hope you visit your boy regularly
as often as I possibly can
>Which country are you guys in?
USA
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>>49168551
You're living the dream, lad
Hope it last for fricking forever
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>>49168522
>Have you guys met irl yet?
No, and I'm not sure if we ever will. Neither one of us can afford that. There's only hoping
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I just wanna get my dick sucked and eat ass :(
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>>49168751
Don't do that anon, its gross
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>>49168799
it feels so good though anon...
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>>49168828
why eat ass?
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>>49168871
because boy butts are delicious
>>49168751
that should be a bf activity only
don't be a whore, anon
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>>49168871
because smoothly shaved butts are yummy

>>49168888
ive given up on finding a bf
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I want this image so fucking bad it hurts.
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>>49168932
ow, my heart.
god damn it
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>>49168932
>tfw I want to be the one on top, but every gay robot in this thread is younger than I am, apparently
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>>49168932
>tfw no cute little guy who mounts himself on top of me and kisses me dearly
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>>49168916
then prepare to suffer even more
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>>49168996
this is one of the most painful feels
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>>49169039
Specially for me who have no one and just growing older
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>>49169030
im not suffering though,I just wanna get laid again
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>>49169058
>im not suffering though,I just wanna get laid again
Slut...
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>>49160634
I have a kalimba
Does that count
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>>49169079
nothing wrong with breeding cute boys
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>>49169108
Why are you there you dofus, go back to soc or lgbt...
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I'm looking for someone to chat nicely with.
I'm in my early 20's and I have a bit stereotypical interests:programming (computer science in general), anime and video games.

Anyone wanna exchange Discord or XMPP ?
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>>49169108
You're originally disgusting, anon.
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>>49169118
you dont like me here?

>>49169163
stay mad virgin
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>>49169108
we don't like sluts around these parts
go away with your soon to be disease ridden genitals
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>>49169152
I'm interested, gimme your discord anon.
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>tfw best fren is getting married this weekend
>tfw no bf to go with me to the wedding
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>>49169176
>stay mad virgin
lmao every fucking time with these sluts
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>>49169180
stay mad virgin,LOL!

>>49169199
stay mad virgin,LOL!
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>>49169203
enjoy your stds, slut ;)
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>>49169193
It's weebanon#0282
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>>49168996
>>49169050
kiss kiss kiss

look forward to the weekend because we're going to kiss a lot
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>>49169404
Are you together with them :3?
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>tfw no bf to kiss before he has to go to work
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>tfw no bf to kiss me before i have to go to work
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>>49169576
>>49169611
Kiss each other now.
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>>49169622
Yes, sir.
>>49169611
*kisses*
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>>49169644
*kisses*
I'll miss you while im at work sweetie
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>>49169644
>tfw no submissive bf that calls me sir and does what he's told
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>>49169671
I'll miss you too. I'll have a hot meal waiting for you when you get home and we can eat together.
>>49169703
You'll find a submissive bf soon, fren.
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>>49169404
>look forward to the weekend because we're going to kiss a lot
???
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>>49169724
dont forget to pick a movie to watch when we'll cuddle together in bed
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>>49169798
Of course. Have a nice day at work. <3
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>>49169798
>>49169978
i like this, please consider dating
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how do i get a cute e-bf/companion to talk about cuddles and be affectionate with?
pls help me
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>>49170005
I found one here, he's a big qt!
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>two anons found each other
>tfw still trying to connect with someone who doesn't care about me

h-haha why am I like this
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>>49169978
I'll see you soon my love
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>>49170019
im sorry anon, hearing about other people's success hurts me so much right now
i wish i could just die
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>>49170045
See you soon. *kisses again before you leave*
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>>49160583
>tfw no sadist boyfriend to torment, bully and abuse me only to take care of me later.
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>>49170037
Maybe you're lonely and get attached to the first person who shows you attention and end up going all in on the relationship despite the problems. Just like me
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>>49170057
oh, sorry anon
I lied, he's awful and torments me every day
I'd rather be alone..
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>>49170108
It is me who is giving the younger guy affection and he dismisses them.
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It's getting too fucking cold again. I hate this
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>>49170436
How cold is too cold?
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>>49169703
>tfw no bf to do what im told for
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>>49170803
Tell me about yourself.
No nooses allowed.
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>>49170436
It needs to be colder anon. I want to freeze not this 70 degrees weather
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>tfw no friend to play games with so i dont feel lonely
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Post the cutest boy you have
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>>49171268
>tfw my wow guild is the only socialization I get and it is enough to stop the loneliness, so long as I'm at the computer
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does any one want a hug?
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>tfw he tells you he'll message you but he never does
ok i guess i wanted to be alone anyways
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>>49171322
yes, please anon ,-,
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>>49171322
I want a kiss
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>>49171357
>hugs anon

>>49171523
n-no that's gay.
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>>49171547
but this is a gay general silly
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>>49171295
>chubby
>neckbeard
>still top qt
It's not fair bros.
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>>49171322
I would like a hug, please.
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Never underestimate the seduction of a lie.
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>>49168932
>>49167985
I want this so badly too, its so weird I knew the perfect guy who also wants it, maybe not with me, but there are others who can with me. While obviously Adrian is an impossible goal, I can easily be just as cute. Kiss a cool guy, outdoors, do dumb geeky things. All while being really cute and supportive to him. Its something I badly want in life, and I am going to make it happen.
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https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197978693705/
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Today was a good day /r9gay/

>senior in hs
>go on school trip thats baisicly 14 hrs in a bus
>on the way back, some of the kids in the back start singing
>Girl next to me lays on my shoulder and falls asleep on me
>one of the bois got bored and came to out seat and baisicly laid on top of both of us so that he was cuddled in my arms
>He made fun of me sucking in smash for a while and then I let him play pokemon shuffle on my 3ds

I felt so overjoyed. I tried not to caress him so it wouldnt be weird cause I know hes straight.

>tfw no bf who will lay on my arms and play portable vidya with me

Im hopeful guys. Maybe one day
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>>49172131
I can't imagine what it must be like for people like that, to have the confidence to just lay on someone else's lap
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Is there a word for being horny for cuddles?
I'm horny for cuddles RIGHT NOW!!
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i wonder how many of the fem guys here are pre-MtF
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>wanting a bf
for what purpose?
love is lust with jealousy.
fuck as many people as you can.
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>>49172183
There's a term for this but it's ironically really creepy.

What you're describing is called "skin hunger."
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>>49172210
Doubt that many, MtF is pretty rare. Its easy to assume since a lot of them will trap and go to some extremes. But getting rid of my boy parts. NO. WAY
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>>49172222
Imagine being this dense.
Are you even sapient?
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>>49172231
tons of MtF keep boy parts
I've heard some traps take HRT and never grow tits or get them removed
seems pretty cool because they will never hit 'twink death'
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>>49171632
>hugs you too
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>>49172181
idk honestly, I guess he sees me as a friend and doesnt know im gay so doesnt see anything bad with it. Anyways, Im off to bed. I have school tommorow and Im tired as hell. I also might dream of lewd things with him.
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>>49172131
That does sound like a really good day. Feels good having a straight fren that's so comfortable with you, to the point that you two even hold hands sometimes.
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>>49172224
Is there a term that doesnt make you sound like buffalo bill?
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Why is polyamory so disgusting?
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>>49172224
Oh, well that makes me sound like some sort of psychopath murderer who skins his victims so I'll stick with horny for cuddles
>tfw no bf to satisfy my cuddle horniness
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>>49172272
because it is not pure and wholesome
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>>49172242
people often say that sex alone won't fill the hole of emptiness but I can personally say, yes it totally does.
real romantic companionship is more of a pain in the ass than most people imagine it as being. but recreational sex is great. eroticism is about saying yes.
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>>49172292
i wouldn't mind like having a closed triad
three boys and we all love each other
bottom, top, top-leaning switch
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>>49172272
Im sure that most of the time theirs one person in the relationship that craves monogamy but doesn't want to cause a fuss
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>>49172272
>tfw my friend got roped into a 4 person poly relationship
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>>49172312
Nah, that's just gonna cause drama down the road, I assume.
There will always be one in the three that will want one of the other two for himself.
It's not only coincidence that the "love-triangle" is a common trope for some TV-sitcom drama.
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>>49172307
You are completely wrong in every way.
Sex is worthless. Especially casual sex.
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>>49172358
That sounds awful. Why can't people be into wholesome relationships?
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>>49172438
Because lewd. My friend used to talk down to polyfafs, but after getting flirted at by 3 others he fell right in
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>>49172430
the problem with what you just said is that you're assuming people should derive some sort of worth from sex other than a temporary cure to boredom. that's your first mistake.
with the right psychosexual approach, casual sex can be the perfect supplement to a hedonistic lifestyle.
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>>49172534
You're gross, and retarded anon.
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>getting into the same bullshit arguments about sexuality and monogamy
/r9gay/ bros, what do you hope to achieve by responding to this? the same idiots come to derail every thread, please just ignore them.
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>>49172564
you seem to be implying that being gross and retarded isn't the norm for the entire human race.
to fully understand and adhere to your own gnomic sexual policies, you must first examine and reset your current perspective and re-emerge bathed in the viscera of your previous self. that's how you improve as a person and learn to enjoy the smaller things in life more than the average person should.

there is no more philosophically ambiguous form of human connection than mindless, meaningless sex. it's how you internalize the notions that come with it that ultimately affect your sex life. stop submitting to the invasive ideological commandments that dictate every aspect of the personal mind needing be attached to a disney-esque form of mushy, lovey-dovey romance.
humans just aren't built that way.
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what is it with this general and tryhard images as the OP?
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>>49172804
Explain to me how that image is tryhard, what do you even mean
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>>49172834
>band aids, i'm DAMAGED
>self harm scars
>random blood splatter on hair
probably the most tryhard 'emotional' image i've seen in a while
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>>49172895
>probably the most tryhard 'emotional' image i've seen in a while
yes that's the joke anon, keep up
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>>49172912
>i was only pretending to be an edgy teenage boy
you like tokyo ghoul dont you
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What are you guys up to tonight then? I'm playing Dragons Dogma with cutesy anime music playing in the background.
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>tfw no robot bf that is a boy(male)
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>>49172936
i'm not pretending to be anything, i just know how to recognise a joke. either way i am an edgy teenage boy so you got me there.
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>>49171926
I'm right there with you anon, you described the ideal for me almost perfectly. Good luck out there
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>>49172210
I am trap mtf fem boi basedboy whatever the current term for bottom gay man is nowadays
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>>49172430
You should really watch the Lars von Trier film 'Nymphomaniac.' Both volumes. It poses a lot of really insightful philosophical points on the subject.
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>>49172966
nothing at all
thinkin' of him, again
hoping he is well
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>>49173030
>whatever the current term for bottom gay man is nowadays
>mtf
It's DEFINITELY not that
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>>49173063
Maybe he's thinking of you and hoping you're well also, you never know.
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>>49172966
Put simply, I'm going to go to work, come home, cry about being worthless and alone, then go to bed
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>suicide boy
you deserve to be alone
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>>49173195
>getting this mad over an image
Are you okay anon? Do you need a hug?
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>>49172440
pretty good desu, ive never been happier since I met my bf
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>tfw talking to a really cute guy i met on here
how long before i mess it up?
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>>49173384
very quickly if you're like me
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>>49173384
Oooh what's he like anon?
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tfw no pa bf
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>tfw no bf that posts in this thread
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I wish my bf was here...
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>>49173519
I am my own BF and I post in this thread
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>>49173557
Cool. Is your bf nice?
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>>49173557
>tfw this was you until you broke up
One of us is considering suicide but I can't tell which
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Would you like a hug, anon?
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>>49160583
I miss my ex-bf...
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>>49173663
ye but not from you
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>>49173663
Yes, please, frenbot.
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>>49173115
yea, i hope so
i'll probably dream of him again
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>>49173706
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0zcGq58l4np
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>tfw no soulmate to spend the rest of my life with
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>>49173817
Not really, no. But thanks for that weird vocaroo.
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finna cum
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>somehow get to talking about dicks with friend
>he says his is bigger and uncircumsized
>really want to see it now
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>>49173894
show cum you won't you coward
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>>49173895
If someone says their dick is bigger than yours, you should always laugh and say "I doubt it, but okay" in a condescending way.
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>>49174099
He didn't say his was bigger, he just told me how big his was and it happened to be bigger than mine
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>>49173963
I can't. I am a coward.
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>>49174202
yes a very sexy coward
how many ropes did you cum?
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>>49173817
>tfw no adorable voice bf
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>>49174315
Maybe like 4. Please don't talk about my cum, anon
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>>49160583
Fuck me lads, I've seen over 300 dicks irl this week. I was not expecting that.
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>>49173007
What do you seek Adrian or Carter? c:
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>>49174436
hey you brought it up, you caused this boner and dammit you will end this boner too
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>>49174164
>He didn't say his was bigger
>he just told me how big his was and it happened to be bigger than mine
Um, what?
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>>49160583

Helloo

hii?


Any anons from ROwOMANIA?
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I love it when summer arrives and you see the cutest boys wearing the shortest shorts. You see them lifting their shirts to swipe the sweat off their red radiant faces. I love their long lavish legs in the sticky sweaty summer. Summer. Scorching, searing, sizziling summer... I hate fucking summer. But oh, don't I love long legged beautiful boys.
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>>49175054
I have long legs, but I'm not beautiful, sadly.
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>>49172181
I used to do that all the time in high school. I'd do it with basically everyone who I was remotely friendly with
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>>49175068
If your legs aren't too hairy, wearing shorts might improve your appearance greatly, but today I saw the most stunning guy. Hard to top that, blonde short leg hair, almost imperceptible but still there... He had a nice butt too...
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>>49175144
No I have an average amount of hair on my legs
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>>49175054
Are you talking about 11 year olds anon?
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>>49175144
You sound like a pervert, anon
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>tfw I keep forgetting I'm banned from /v/ and keep trying to shitpost there
3 days is too fucking long fuck
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>>49175264
banned for what you baboon
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>>49175278
For a shitpost in a BBC thread
I just wanted (You)s
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>>49175045
are you dumb? The first guy probably said he was 8 inches. Anon was impressed that his was bigger but didn't say his own size.
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>>49175367
Sorry, my mind was inserting the word "that" in between "and" and "it"
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>>49175178
>>49175182
Not at all, he was 20 something. This was at uni not middle school. Lol. It's not my fault you guys like bears.
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>>49175182
>You sound like a pervert, anon
This
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l am IoneIy
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>>49175460
All good anon :) Hope you have a good night
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>>49175732
How is that post even original?
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>>49175732
>l am IoneIy
dont be lonely
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I smell badly of cum
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>>49175807
Why is that the case anon
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When I wear my sweatpants I at first smell very musky which then slowly turns into the smell of dried piss.
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>>49175849
I like the sound of the first part but not the second
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>>49175807
>>49175831
see here >>49173894
>>49174436
anon jizzed and refuses to share
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>>49175831
Because I masturbated and got cum on my clothes.
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>>49175888
Yeah, I need to wash them every two weeks or so.
I literally try not to catch the last drop in my pants but still keeps happening
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>>49172183
aaah nagisa is such a cutie
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>>49175897
jesus christ anon is this your first time
you fucking amateur
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>>49175052
there is one somewhere, just keep posting rom bro
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>>49175952
What do you mean? I was just answering the question.
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>>49175928
Try sitting down and giving your penis a good shake
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does anyone else wear fuzzy onesie pajamas with a hood
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>>49175264
>get banned from /tv/ three times in a row
>just wanted to post a brap thread

why do they persecute me
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>>49176094
I used to but then I got it too covered in cum and had to throw it out.
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>>49176174
deplorable
kill yourself
whats wrong with you people
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>>49176188
Look. I liked to open it up and cum on my smooth tummy, alright? But it went too far all the time.
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>>49175054
>tfw very good long legs but really hairy
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>>49176204
>cum on my smooth tummy
I don't get how people do this
I always become disgusted by cum immediately after orgasm
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Thinking about musky anons now
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>>49176221
>>I always become disgusted by cum immediately after orgasm
youre not gay
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>>49176231
Maybe he just doesn't like cum?
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i want all the gaytekeepers to leave
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>>49176221
Only if it's mine.

>>49176231
If it's theirs then I don't have to clean up.
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>>49176243
>Maybe he just doesn't like cum?
maybe he just likes vaginas
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>>49176229
>uncircumcised peen
>not washed for 3 days

clean it kid
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>>49176260
Maybe I don't and I just don't like an objectively gross, sticky, smelly goo on me when I'm not horny
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>>49176086
I actually do sit down since I needed to clean my own toilet and I shake generously.
But I still catch some every time. It's a curse.
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This threads stinks.
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>>49176319
Post cute boys, then! Make it a good thread
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>>49176319
The new one should be up soon. Then we can talk about how depressed we are because that one boy doesn't reciprocate our love for him!

Then we can continue being sad, depressive and push out other people that may care about us. Yay!
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>>49176342
another shitpost
another day
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>>49176319
your tummy stinks
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>>49176368
this
i bet his tummy is hairy and lumpy
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>>49176382
>tfw tummy is hairy and soft
Mixed feels
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>>49176368
It does not. Take that back, please.
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>>49176316
Is your peen too big to control
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>>49176407
>cute body structure
>really hairy

it's a mixed sort of pain
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>>49176411
Well, a bit, 3-5" flaccid; also much foreskin
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>>49176439
is that 2" your foreskin?
as a fellow intact i still cant get to grips with those really big ones
mine just sort of only just covers it
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>>49176448
Same though I also have phimo
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>>49176467
Did your dad not tell you wash your foreskin when you were 9?
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>>49176448
depends if I stretch it or not, stretched it's surely 2"; but I mainly meant shrinkage
My flaccid length really depends on the temperature.
I also had an adhesive phimosis, but I got surgery for it and now everything is fine. :)
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>>49176490
You were supposed to wash and play with it when you were 8-10, Anon. Your dad should have told you this.
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>>49176497
There are many things my dad should've told me, anon.
But he is an autist just like me.
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I like sad men.
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>>49176518
Not when you're in a committed relationship with them!
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S-Someone make me feel cute so I can jerk off without wanting to off myself. Please?...
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>>49176574
I'm willing to help you feel cute so long as we remove the sexual aspect of it
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>>49176574
Why does jerking off make you want to off yourself?
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>>49173822
>tfw found my soulmate, but realised I was poisoning his life with my unsolvable issues, so I had to leave him because my love for him is undying
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i keep getting muted by the dumb gay faggot robot
can we move these threads to [s4s]
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>>49176597
>unsolvable issues
There's no such thing
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>>49176581
I would be more than willing.

>>49176596
Because it's a constant chore to regulate my mood from plunging too much. I just want to be held.
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>>49176611
Personality disorders are unsolvable. Especially things like psychotic episodes.
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>>49176610
I'd enjoy a good [s4s] thread with the boys
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>>49176597
I left a guy I loved too anon its okay. While he had issues and so did I, luckily I don't think anyone poisoned the other. Things happen and life/love isn't about putting someone in a cage.

I hope I run into him again sometimes, despite the few bad things that happened, it would never overshadow how much I enjoyed being around him, laughing, loving, doing dumb dorky things.
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>>49176635
>that imagine
you're really reminding me of him anon...
but thank you for your support
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>>49176644
Heh, how funny would it be if we were both the same person we were referring too. Since the other boy in the comic reminds me so much of him. I wonder if he posts on here, it wouldn't be too surprising, I miss him. Just gaming, or even sharing music. aaagh.
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What does love feel like? ;-;
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>>49176667
Give me your discord and I'll show you!
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i am still lonely
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>>49176683
>Give me your discord
Do you want my SSN and CC information too anon? :D

I'm kidding, but the way you phrased it was so demanding.
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Should I message him? We haven't spoken in forever.
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>>49176683
I would only send it through email.
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>>49176696
>i am still lonely
stop being still lonely
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>>49176612
How can I help you feel cute, then, anon?
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>>49176667
You don't mind the other person being around and even enjoy their company. Also you want to never be without that person but at the same time want to give them space as not to seem too clingy. You also want to share every and all of your tastes, be it movies, music or vidya.
You also sperg out if you don't here from them for a day.
At least this is what it's doing to me. It's really fuzzy and hard to describe but I know I never want anyone else than him.
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>>49176749
Damn, how long have you two known each other?
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>>49176749
Thats so sweet anon, I hope you two find happiness forever! I know exactly how you feel. Word for word too. I'm sure you weren't poison and you'll work through your issues. You seem crazy about him!
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>>49176664
I'm pretty sure we aren't. We can't both leave each other... You sound like you're dealing with it okay. I hope do you. I won't.

>>49176724
If you were holding me, what would you do. please say how you'd touch my hair...
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>>49176702
You think I'm playing around here?! I don't play around when it comes to love! Burning passion flows through my veins when I think of lonely anons searching for love!!

>>49176709
That's fine, I don't like posting mine publicly either.
First, can I ask where you're from and what kind of guys you usually like?
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>>49176749
That makes me really sad. Happy for you though, anon.
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>>49176749
Is it love if I think about him all the time but haven't felt a fuzzy feeling?
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>>49176814
Oh I didn't actually think we were, I just assumed it would be funny since our feelings are similar. Besides we're both trying to be cute and boyish. Since the guy I liked was a cool masculine guy.
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does anyone else have one of these shirts and want to be my bf
we would make a cute couple
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>>49176843
For a moment I thought you would be. I see him everywhere. He was not masculine.
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>>49176857
Are you going to kill me by smacking me with SIEGE?
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>>49176778
Known maybe since march but we're together since the middle of september. Sucks I had to leave for a year to study abroad at the beginning of October. But the one and a half weeks we were together were the best time of my life. We already plan on moving in together when I'm back. I secretly think the time apart will only strenghten our bond.
>>49176810
>You seem crazy about him!
I always got that nagging fear that I don't love him enough or don't show him enough that I love him, though.
>>49176819
You'll find someone like that, too, anon. Just do your best!
>>49176828
Love comes in many shapes and sizes, anon. If you can confidentally say that you love that person, even if only to yourself, you do, no matter your symptoms.
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>>49164158
>mfw my two best friends are fuckbuddys
>mfw I had a crush with one of them
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>>49176900
>I always got that nagging fear that I don't love him enough or don't show him enough that I love him, though.
can i be your bf for a day
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>>49176916
>friends
>fuckbuddies
i dont think you belong here
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>>49176879
is that a name for my wiener
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>>49176871
You see him everywhere? Like literally or do you mean just racing in your thoughts?

Heh I could see that, but I'm pretty sure the guy I love doesn't love me back. I do want him to be safe, happy, and all that. I don't know if I'm waiting for him, but... I know he was dealing with some issues so I just want to be his guardian angel boy for a little while. If he ever needs help.
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>>49176917
I'm sorry, anon. You know I can't do that.
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>>49176947
I think we're very similar people. Would you drop your discord? Maybe we should talk a bit more and help each other cope?
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>>49176973
I'm just testing you. Please be happy.

>>49176946
Read SIEGE means suck dick
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>>49176975
Its actually in this thread or the previous thread, I've posted it a few times. With my apparently *obvious* writing style it shouldn't be too difficult to know which.
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>>49177004
Please link to it? I'm not sure I could find it...
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>>49176818
Probably nowhere near you considering the time. UK
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>>49177000
>Please be happy.
I try to be every day. And it works better for every day I'm with him.
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>has a bf
>still comes here
Looks like you want to lose yours bf
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>>49177070
Who are you talking about? :x
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>>49177093
>Who are you talking about? :x
Everyone who has a bf, i dont know why would you come here
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>>49177109
Makes sense, well that isn't me.
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I wish I could make my hair grow faster. I hate it short I fucking hate it.
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>>49176924
Do anyone really belong in anywhere, cuz I don't think I do
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>>49177128
Absolutely same feel desu
It's like buzz-tier right now, and I know it looks awful
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>calls himself gay
>ISN'T cuddling right next to me

god how embarrassing
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>>49177029
Do you think you'd be able to cross the pond for love?
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>>49177128
>>49177138
tfw no nazi bf to fuck me and then sieg heil with
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>>49177174
>closed door
>expects me to get in
anon?
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>>49177174
i would do that right now no joke i'd not let go for hours please hold me
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>>49177197
its unlocked sweety, use the handle ;)
>>49177212
of course anon, lets cuddle for hours! you can lie on top of me and i'll play with your hair.
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>>49177190
short hair does NOT equal nazi, damnit
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>>49177128
>>49177138
>tfw every time I get my hair cut the stylist tells me she wishes her hair were as thick as mine
I like to keep a classic side part, but I always let it grow out to the point where it starts to get wavy and then I chop it all off and start again
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>>49177242
would you be interested in becoming one? i can help with that
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>not having long hair for most of your life
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Is paleness unattractive?
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>>49177292
no it's absolutely hot as fuck
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>>49176220
Then they're not very good. I have hairy legs as well...
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>>49177292
Not in the slightest (unironically)
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New thread for you all

>>49177377
>>49177377
>>49177377

Who will be first for >tfw X?
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>>49177255
same here, with the thick hair and the sidepart (when it's short.) i wanted my hair to be real short on the sides and very long on the top, but the barber suggested i cut it a lot shorter than i wanted it and i sperged out and said okay. mfw my rage grew and grew with every cut
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I'm a fat bear who likes to be called dad. Am I doomed bros?
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>>49166845
I sent you a friend request. My discord is yo cho#2568





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