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I'll start:
>short
>socially awkward
>emotionally underdeveloped
>anxiety
>not exceptionally smart or interesting
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its hard for me to get a gf because i dont talk to any girls. or anyone really
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Don't know any women. Social events my age are filled with married people so I don't really bother.
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>>49177973
it's a hit or miss
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hate women too much to bother talking to them
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>quite ugly, sometimes when I look at my acne scarred and eye shadowed face in the mirror I just swear
>yellow teeth
>loser, ignore people I used to hang out with in highschool
>talking to people is easy, but sometimes miss social cues, also have feel like difficulty keeping conversation interesting talking about whatever they want to talk about
>bad discipline
>don't use social media since I push old friends away
>not good at anything at all
>not passionate about anything
>try to be funny, can make people laugh, but not that much
>feel stupid at times, probably am dumb
>not even any cute girls at my workplace or nearby they either have boyfriends or moved away or I can't manage to interact with them at some bar or something
>zero self esteem, feel worthless, shit job live with parents no life hate self so much never ever gonna get a girlfriend
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>>49177973
I move around too much
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because i don't want
i'll explain myself
i'm pretty much an insensible fag, i don't care about others emotions and shit, so having a gf would be much conflict than anything.
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>>49177973
I'm still in high school. All the women here are taken because it's a small school, and I dont wanto to fuck a freshman. Gonna wait a couple months until I start attending CSU.
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>>49177973
im socially awkward in a "low inhib retard" way, rather than a "social anxiety" way. Turns out they're equally bad
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>>49177973

Because I don't want the maintenance right now. It's alot of work to maintain, if you want an actual good gf
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>>49177973
I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there interested in Anons on the other side of the world.
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>>49177973
>avoidant
>dislike talking to people most of the time
>dislike maintaining relationships
>not really a social circle or hobbies, I do nothing
>Lazy
>Dislike putting on a persona to talk to people, even when i have sucess i feel sick and like i betrayed myself
>Dislike events with lots of people
>Ardently individualist

Im average looking and i know what to say to get girls and people to like me, its just tiresome and not me. If i cant be myself i dont wanna be someone else, this is going to make my life very hard.
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>>49177973
I don't think my gf wants my problems right now. I need to fix myself before I want someone else in my life.
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oh boy, where do i start!
I'm 22 fat, short (5'6) and i'm already balding. People tell me i have beady eyes and make me feel like i'm a creep even tho i've never done anything malicious in my life. College wasn't for me so i dropped out and i've been working at a dead-end job since last year. Let's be honest, if you were a girl you wouldn't date me either i am the epitome of a LOSER. I'd post my pic to show you all how repulsive I am but it's against the rules but believe me, people like me exist out there.
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>tiktok
Do NOT reply to this thread
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>Anxiety
>Garbage with people
>No interesting hobbies
>Skinny
>Clingy
>Burden
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>>49177973
>to lazy to get a haircut
>to lazy to ask a girl out
That's according to other people but I think they're lying though I feel like theres more reasons
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>>49177973
There's been times where girls obviously have a crush on me. For example, im out just walking around campus and I see two girls and one of them blurts out "my friend really likes you!" or "she has a really big crush on you!" while pointing at her friend, embarrassing her. This has happened to me three times, but every time its always with girls that are ugly/fat or just not my type. I've come to the conclusion that im somewhat good-looking but since i dont know how to start a conversation with a random girl that I actually like, i'll probably end up just dating a girl that i dont find attractive.
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Because I am not photogenic and I don't know how to pose for selfies, for tinder, I don't know how else to start dating
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>>49177973
Yeah all of those, plus I hate the world
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>>49177973
Because I realize that getting a girlfriend is a shit investment.
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Because they are annoying. It's better to be single and have a few fwb's instead.
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>>49177973

>Bro the only thing holding you back is yourself.
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>not smart
>Receding hairline at 18 years old.
>white (for my area and age its bad to be white for dating)
>ADD
>asperger's
>acne
>depressed
>socially awkward
>loli obsession
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>>49177973
I'll tell you the real reason you don't have one, you're prone to worshipping ugly, cringey whores on the internet. Get that fixed and you'll be golden.
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>>49178373
>Don't want to fuck a freshman

Lad, you're gonna wanna kill yourself when you hit 25 for that statement.

>inb4 v&
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>>49177973
After years of isolation and feeding my desire for social interaction with anime and vidya i just stopped feeling the need for human contact,now i just need to find contract worck as a freelance programer from time to time,i get all my food delivered and i never had to exit my home.
Im in heaven fagots even got one of those 6k sexdolls the only reason i come to r9k is to laugh at the rest of you
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Because I just want a girl with whom I can discuss literature and 80's indie music.

I've had girlfriends - I don't want a girlfriend, I want a soul mate.
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>>49178143
samesies. o well
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>>49177973
>autism
>agoraphobia
>anxiety
>depression
>socially awkward

Luckily I don't really give a fuck.
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>>49178052
/thread origigigigolo
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>>49177973
Because I have an intense devil like hatred for women.

I want women to know how much I hate them too. They arent even real people at this point.
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>>49179914
Get on fin, get the acne cleared and stop being a faggot.
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>Don`t want one at this point
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>>49177973
>Socially awkward
>everyone thinks I'm weird
> Anxiety
>Don't share almost any interests with any girl
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>>49181537
Anon, have you ever read a story called The Fox and the Grapes?
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>>49178052
I know that feel, anon. Its very saddening.
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>>49177973
Hardly Interested. I do get flirted on but i rarely meet a girl who is interesting in the slightest.
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>>49178092
lol this

>why dont you have a gf?
because women are shallow inhuman npcs with nothing to offer aside from their roastie cunts
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>>49177973
>weird
>slow
>socially inept
>late bloomer
>mentally underdeveloped
>do not excel at anything as long as I know
>don't know any women around
>don't like being around big crowds/companies
>easily ghost people
>shitty self esteem
>too introverted and slow
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>>49182262
Oof. Anon you're missing out on the joy of relationships thinking like that. There's nothing better than cuddling up with your gf after a shitty day and feeling her grip onto your shirt, feeling her relaxed breathing and just talking shit about everything and making each other happy.
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Huffed a lot of nitrous when I was younger and now suffering from memory problems.
I live with my parents.
I got permanent dark circles under eyes.
Yellow teeth.
Full head of gray hair.
Autistic hobbies.
I'm religious so nosex before marriage is an instant turnoff to the majority of people.
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>>49177973

Because I don't want any useless cunts in my life.
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>>49177973
cowardice, and I'm speaking for the majority of anons here
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>Never tried, afraid of rejection
>avoid social events or going out
>no longer forced into events by circumstance at this age
>never meet new people out of immediate friend group
>isolate self socially, even amongst friends - often called a hermit
>not friends with any women (only friends of friends)
>socially awkward
>not many hobbies, none that seem interesting to talk about
>can't relate to others well
>little to no confidence
>on shorter to average side height-wise
>have been overweight most life
Not really the case anymore, but I assume it has been part of the problem.
>depressed
>push people away, or moreso keep myself away from people
>afraid of intimacy as cannot understand why anyone would feel that way about myself
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>>49177973
>socially awkward
It's the worst thing that can happen to a guy
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>>49177973
>fat
>don't know how to talk to people
>don't talk to people
>no money
>massive amounts of self hatred
>weird
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>anxiety and severe nerve problems
>literally 0 friends, ghosted, ignored or blocked all of my past ones
>imposter syndrome, too afraid to talk about my hobbies with anyone in case they know more about them than i do and i don't want to look stupid in comparison
>i am cold and pretty much emotionless by nature
>move often
>isolate myself often so a gf,especially a clingy one would be a fucking burden
>can't keep a conversation going
>people often tell me i am scary and /or creepy
>i talk so little irl i often end up sounding retarded and have a raspy voice when i for example say something at work after being completely quiet for 4-5 hours straight
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>Unkempt appearance
>Socially inept
>No shared interests
>Too afraid to initiate contact
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>>49182331
>this whole post

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>49184108
You can have it too, anon. The only person holding you back is yourself.
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>>49177973
because I liev int he hecking internet my friend
>>49178057
lel
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>>49180634
You've truly ascended
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>>49177973
>almost 20 years old
>Quit Wendy's job in feb, havent been able to find a new one
>Smoke weed, jerk off, vidya all day
>$4
also just fucking ugly
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>>49182331
>Oof

End yourself Reddit
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>>49184729
>everything I don't like is reddit
Yikes
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>>49177973
im 22. girls my age are used goods already
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>>49177973
>fat
>don't talk to people
>no money
>in uni
>massive amounts of self hatred
>not exceptionally smart or interesting

what to do anons?
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>fat
>ugly
Thats literally it.
Im not exaggerating when i say that people rarely have anything bad to say about me and i leave a strong positive impression on everyone i meet.

But im ugly so anything past friendship is an impossibility
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>>49177973
>likely autism
>don't share many common interest with people and don't go out much. Boring to them pretty much
>socially retarded
>over-thinker
>anxious
Mostly social shit. If you don't have that, you are fucked outside of some miracle pairing like the faggots who say they got paired up with their gf in class and hit it off in a situation they were forced to talk in or something.
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>only topic of conversation is christianity
>schizo
>live with parents
>have seen crazy women at psych wards destroying any positive image of women I stille had
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>>49177973
>white
>5'6
>3/10
>poor
>virgin
>5 inch dick

No point in ever trying. No woman will ever find me attractive and even if one of them did, they will be disgusted with me once they know me.
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>>49179827
> For example, im out just walking around campus and I see two girls and one of them blurts out "my friend really likes you!" or "she has a really big crush on you!" while pointing at her friend, embarrassing her. This has happened to me three times,

This has never fucking happened to me. Not just on campus, but a girl in general saying they like me. I think you may be better than somewhat good looking m8.
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I don't have one because if they don't put out enough for me I'm not interested. They get offended when I get interested in other girls that don't put out for me either even though there is no difference. Either way I'm probably just looking around for ones that are okay with putting out for me. I've already had multiple girlfriends at the same time before they're way more happy than being a single parent to a "furbaby" with a rotating door of dates with other people.
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>>49177973
>hate people
>hate myself
that's about it
i don't even blame my ugly looks or mental illness anymore at this point since there are plenty of ugly and/or mentally ill men with gfs, sometimes even pretty qt ones.
I've come full circle and realized that the real redpill is the fact that having a genuinely positive attitude and good personality will make people like and love you, even if you are relatively ugly.
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>>49177973
>Last gf wants to message me literally for hours every day
>Messages me randomly in the night
Fuck that shit. I'd rather find a new gf than deal with that.
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>>49185088
how are we supposed to just start being happy anon
fuck i want to kill myself
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>>49185057
I'm fine with settling if they're okay I get other ones too. Usually the problem is they want to pick which ones and I like their input but they're just awful at it most of the time. They don't think long term. It's just what's convenient. Then they like to turn it around and say I'm a player or something for trying to build a team when they just don't want any team and never build one of their own. They just use people that give them the most. If I offered you a dollar and someone offered one dollar more, every time they're the kind of person that goes for 1 dollar more and has no consideration about what they need to do for that extra dollar. The extra dollar is more important. It doesn't even have to be a dollar. I could offer a dollar and they'll go for the person that offers a dollar and a penny. They complain about being alone after other people build a good thing and realize they didn't do anything with those pennies and just go look for another person offering another penny more than the last one.
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>>49177973
Tried once - found out I'm a clingy beta and have zero romantic imagination no matter how fucking hard I try.
Now I have to be at least /fit/ so girls will look past my autism, so working on that currently
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>>49185217
just be yourself anon

you don't need the body of a god to be attractive

right
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>>49177973
autism, ideological pre-commitments, inflexibility
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>>49178330
Do you have immense feelings toward anyone you care about anon? Or do you feel jaded towards everyone?
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>>49182458
Sounds like how Im about to end up. Already getting those first gray hairs.
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>No Friends
>Unfriendly
>"Boring Hobbies"
>Demonology spooks normies
>No Feelings
>Don't Care
>Not falling for the marriage jew
>Have no licence
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I don't want a girlfriend but if I did, the things that would hinder me are my lack of empathy, no personality and being physically unattractive. I don't need to clarify but I'm going to anyway, my inability to get a girlfriend and no desire to have one are mutually exclusive. I do not toss away the theory that my subconscious has probably deluded me into thinking I don't want a girlfriend.
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>>49181594
newfag here. What is fin anon
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>>49185338
Tell me about demonology.
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>>49182331
fuck you and fuck this
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>>49182331
This. All this introvert cuck crap is what holds back the rest of ya. At least this man can cone home to gf and both talk shit about lives and laugh about it which leads to bigger emotions
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>>49177973
>pajeet
>lives in the west
>not a doctor that makes bank like my kind
>neet
>underweight
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>>49177973
I have absolutely no desire to share my personal life with a new person. I dont trust people really.
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>>49177973
>really bad at texting
>recently got out of a long relationship
>sensitive
>don't have any friends that are girls
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>>49185396
It causes major spooks for everyone in my vicinity. Imagine seeing a shadow figure appear on the ceiling and crawl on the walls. Black orbs and human apparitions that you can see with your physical eyes as well as extreme poltergeist activity.
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>>49184605
anon you gotta drop everything but vidya. Learn to cope without them and as for vidya slowly start lessening the time you use it but not drop it. It takes time and effort if you want to pull through
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I grew up in quite a "stormy" household and took comfort in video games from the age of 8 and from that point onward turned down almost any social / non video game related invitation resulting in limited social abilities in regards to interacting with girls in the way you need to in order to get anywhere past friends.

I get out every so often now because I kinda like it but any moves made by my coworkers in an attempt to get me going after girls with their help, I automatically try my absolute hardest to avoid the situation because I have little to no clue what i'd do, no game.

I don't know how to fix this other than just hoping I might be intoxicated enough to just say "fuck it" and try one time, and be motivated to keep trying after that.

I still live in the stormy household and it's reached it's peak at this point, I've gotten to the point where I don't feel anything for the people around me other than repugnance.

I just want someone I can love and be loved by.
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>>49184888
who cares unless youre a virgin anon. pussy is pussy as long as theres nothing in it but you and from there you will ascend. if you care that much for tight virgin pussy then go look for a 18yo or freshman. even then not all chicks are virgins keep in mind
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>>49185103
If you do not give a shit about her then drop her. If you cared then be like hey bitch I need you to chill tf out with them texts. Tell me gm or gn and text me in between. I do not want someone possesive or clingy in anyway if you wanna make this work
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>>49177973
I don't wanna, easy
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>>49177973
>small town
> cuntspiracy.
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>>49178469
This. I've gone a step further than this anon and actually gave up on all of my social life. I used to be outgoing and social until I realized it's not really me. Now my main source of entertainment is my own hobbies. I still occasionally talk to a few like-minded people and call them friends but I know they're not that.
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some chad once told me that girls are incredibly easy to talk to.
but i'm autistic and incapable of holding a conversation so i wouldn't know.
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>>49177973
>4/10 face
>balding
>autismal with women (ok with men)
>the whole "hitting and flirting" thing eludes me to the point that I cringe irl when I imagine how I'd perform (it's so bad that I can't even ERP anonymously online)
>studying in compsci and women are like ~20% and all already taken
>all interests (i.e computers, modern history, geography, economics, general low-tier polymathism etc.) are 100% autism you have to put serious time into and I barely find men who care, let alone women
>constant existential dread due to the absence of free will drains my life away
>feel worthless since no redeeming physical qualities whatsoever (other than being 6'2- sorry manlets)
>don't try since I feel like I have nothing to offer in the face/body/excitement department to a woman
If someone tried to kill me, I probably wouldn't struggle.
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>>49177973
>not exceptionally smart or interesting
Way to overrate yourself, you're posting that normalfag tiktok shit in the OP. Your IQ is infinitesimal.
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>>49177973
>useless neet
>no ambition
>lazy
>teeth are eternally fucked
pic related
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>overweight
>extremely shy
>somewhat mentally ill
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>>49185428
How do I summen a sucubuss?
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>>49186021
step 1:be a sexual deviant in life
step 2:die end up in lust
step 3:get tortured for eternity by freezing winds of a unending storm whyle kinda hot but still grotesque demons inflic all kinds of sexual atrocities on you
Congrats now you have all the succubus you will ever need.
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>>49177973
Because my first one was insane and completely turned me off women. I know that one cunt doesn't mean they're all bad and I shouldn't let that influence my view towards women, but I can't help it. I never want to risk going through that hell again.
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>drugs/alcohol "addiction"
>suicidal and depressed
>"small" dick, little bit shorter than average
>close people out or open up way to fast
>not social, cuz depression
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>>49182331
>>49184870
this is it chief: cringe
lesketit (it is upvotes, in this case, because we are redditors)
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>>49178143
This feel is an abstract feel anon I know it but I don't want to acknowledge this as my reality
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>>49178143
This feel hit me
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>>49186360
so hard, one image
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>>49186385
cannot contain it
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>>49177973
I don't have a girlfriend because
>I'm short
>I'm awkward as hell and stutter around girls
>I'm not good at anything
>only have male hobbies that doesn't interest girls
>don't use social media
>don't watch netflix and avengers
oh and also because I'm married so I can't have a gf
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>>49182331
>>49184870
>oof
>yikes
I unironically hope you get hit by a train, get your lower and upper body separated, and as life leaves your body you still hear some other fucking redditard in the distance say "oof I guess he did nazi that coming, epic troll bro don't forget to say hi to harry potter for me when you get to adventure time heaven, yikes".
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>>49177973
Most women are disgusting whores. Women are wimmin anymore, they curse and spit and are tatted like men. Gross
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>lanklet
>tons of acne
>alcoholic
>emotionally unstable
>low confidence

I'm decent lucking and socially adept enough to land a hook up on the rare occasion, but i'm way too clingy, and emotionally unstable once i regurarly start talking to a girl. Also i have scars from cutting myself like a fag lolz.
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>>49186847
Heheheheheh fellas Im a skele and my hot thick Greek/American coworker said how she thought muscular guys were gross and skinny boys were cute to ME a skele heheh she doesnt realize I think about her far to much for her to say that shit
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half a decade of schizophrenia
barely leaves the house
personality is nowhere close the normie norm
find very very few people that I actually like
also moved a lot during formative years that I never knew what is was like to have lasting relationships
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>Extremely socially awkward.
>Never talks to anyone but a few coworkers.
>Gets so nervous talking to people I start to shake.
>Incredibly boring with no interesting hobbies.
>Very insecure. Feel like a failure 24/7.
>I like the idea of having a bf, but having to go on dates with him sounds horrifying.
>Have so much trouble finding men I enjoy being around.
>Only find dog dick attractive.
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>>49177973
>depressed
>not very attractive
>not very interesting
>always paranoid, sometimes anxious
>lack of experience
>lack of interest
>no motivation
I wouldn't want to go out of my way to get a gf anyway, it defeats the purpose.
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>>49177973
>live in poverty
>autistic
>years of being a shut in
>other psychological issues
>demoralized
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>short
>skinny
>ugly
>lazy
>boring
>awkward
>insecure
>rarely go out
>no real interests or hobbies
>hate self too much
>stopped even considering getting a gf
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>>49177973
My ideals are unreal. Women are garbage actually. Why should I bother with them when I can just jerk off ?
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not Chad

oreganolio
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>>49177973
>ADHD/ADD
>broke up with all other ex's
>alcohol addict
>aggresive
>make disturbing insults about turning people's skin into luggage
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>turbo autist
>schizo as fuck
>sad, sorry motherfucker
>lost all my friends cause i couldn't trust them
>stopped doing drugs and being a sad sack
>still a turbo autist
>mad at myself
>charles manson tier
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I'm not currently looking for a gf. Atm I couldn't dedicate the time to building and maintaining a healthy relationship because I'm working on myself. When I hit my job/finance goals and am in a stable happy place I'll start looking.
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>>49177973
>manlet (5'8")
>skinny fat
>no friends
>boring life
>poor
>kind of autistic
>dad died when I was young and no brothers, so had no one to teach me how to interact with girls
>offbeat sense of humor, what I interpret as being a joke others get offended and think I'm being mean to them
>easily get attached and clingy with any girl that shows even the slightest amount of attention
>joining the Air Force, having a gf is just asking to get cucked
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I mean I used to look at it as society's fault but really I need help like bad
>16, just left UK secondary school where most girls saw me as an eccentric weirdo and therefore didn't speak to many of them/found GF
>Made a few wrong decisions and lost most friends I had in school, 90% my fault
>Start at new college thing, have no actually good friends from secondary school and the 1 i did left 2 weeks in
>Try to make conversations, but people just find the stuff I say weird/creepy
>Like to me it's just jokes but it's reached the point where I'm getting bullied for it, and I can't act normal, probably autistic desu
>Have noone to spend lunch/break with, basically going around alone
So basically my personality's too autistic to make regular friends, finding a gf Is out the question. I really want to die
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>>49177973
I just don't try. Never talk to anyone or go out, abandoned online dating.
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I'm ugly and I don't know how to hold meaningful conversations, plus the thought of having sex with someone and failing to give them pleasure gives me anxiety. being bad at conversations wouldn't really matter if I wasn't such an abomination, though.
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>>49178143
How many of us here were told that we were geniuses and fell for the 'smart but lazy' meme, only to go off to college and realize that we're actually of completely average or even below-average intelligence
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>>49177973
>never really tried talking to a girl
that's it
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>live with mum
>no job
>can't drive
>no friends
>fucked in the head
>never go out
>skinnyfat mess with gyno tits
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>>49188190
That picture just opened my eyes holy shit
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Unironically didn't have any desire for a gf or sex until I turned 20. Now I want a gf that was the same as me but they're all used up roastie who've had 10+ sexual partners.
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>>49177973
I am not horribly ugly, I just don't know anyone outside my family and a few online friends.
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>>49177973
Never bothered talking to women. I also hate them.
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>>49185512
Reason I'm single is because I dropped her.
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>>49177973
pros:
>above average looking
>6'2
>132IQ
>8 inch dick
>fit (visible abs at 90kg) also strongest guy in my gym
>doing a good degree
>natural leader
>everyone likes and respects me
>ambitious and driven

cons:
>zero ability to connect to anyone, always feel like i'm a million miles away
>don't really enjoy anything
>could and would backstab you in a heartbeat if it benefited me
>use and manipulate everyone around me
>extreme violence always in the back of my mind

now you understand
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>balding at 20
>awkward, really anxious in public
>quiet and don't go out of my way to talk to people

Many people consider me intimidating when they first get to know me.
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>>49189571
wtf? You don't need to connect. Just bang some sluts. You can have so much hoes it will be mathematically impossible for you to be miles away from all of them...
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>>49177973
I honestly don't know. I'm not ugly or retarded by any metric but it's just that it's hard to meet females without being a creepy sperg
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>Socially awkward
>Chubby
>Introvert
>Impossible to get a read on
this is to the point where my close friends describe me as enigmatic
>borderline Asperger
actually said by a psychiatrist
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>practice stoicism
>no need for gf

Honestly bros if you're not attractive enough to get a gf you'll actually be attracted to, give up and focus on other things. The pain will reduce and you can make yourself happy with other things.
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>>49179857
> "has recognized the jew system"

how ironic
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>>49189702
He's larping, someone like that would have better things to do than be on this board.
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Because I don't want a gf simple as that
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>>49177973
Because it's impossible to find a qt domme gf.
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Apparently I'm intimidating?

Rumor spread back in middle school haunts me

Slightly overweight and short

Strong opinions

Don't like most of the girls at my school cuz most are either stacys (and taken) or they're gay
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Honestly I don't know. I'm 6'1, pretty fit, bit skinny though, above average looks-wise for sure, funny, confident. I do have strong opinions and won't just smile and agree with what any bitch says though.
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>busy
>tired
>depressed
>embarrassed
>afraid
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Girls are too complicated and they require too much time.
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>short
>brown
>negative canthal tilt
>elongated middle third
>lower third narrower than upper third
>low set eyes/negative orbitals
>thick lips
>fat concentrated around cheek area
>patchy facial hair
>oily/moist skin texture
>swollen, detached earlobes
>ectomorph arms
>poor posture
>narrow frame
>flat butt
>small willy
>small feet
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>>49177973
I have an ugly face and im short
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>>49189571
Youre not above average looking amigo. Violent and manipulative good looking guys can still get girls.
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negative tilted droopy eyes with bags, super crooked nose, generally asymmetrical almost like I had a stroke, glasses
5'6", skelly mode, ugly hands
disgusting teeth, severe dandruff
low-test high-inhib autistic boring brainlet failure
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>>49178373
If you're planning on doing computer science or some shit things won't get better. I thought the same thing.
This is because there is zero contact between the CS students (98% male) and female students. The parties you will be invited to are CS parties, the people you will hang out with are people who also don't know any women. Best bet is to plan dates online till you find a cute geeky shy girl with no confidence so you can snab her
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>>49186474
I get the feeling suicide by train is your chosen exit strategy lol. I'll try and spare a thought for you while I smash some qt tho
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>>49177973
Women don't love men. Women can't love men. I was talking to this one girl who just manipulated me. I'm not sure why, maybe to feed off my attention.
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>>49177973
I'm average looking and average heighted, but I actively avoid talking to women in fear of mistaking friendship for romantic interest later on (yeah, it happened more than once)
I also don't feel like I have much to offer. Me and >>49178469 are really similar and we all know girls like the outgoing, adventurous, muscular Chad. Who'd want anything with the average Joe who's always staring in the distance? Chad has his eyes on the prey.
I have accepted that I'll likely die alone, but it kind of hurts to think I won't have anyone by my side
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>>49177973
>chronic ilness
>have sunken chest
>prozac fucked up my libido
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>>49177973
Honestly I deny myself any relationship as long as I'm overweight. I don't want to love a fatty, so why should by opposite? In all honesty though I probably just say that to myself because I have no idea what to do once I get to the point of aquiring gf. It also helps with smothering the pain of having missed chances earlier in life.
>tfw it didn't have to be like this
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>>49178143
Why were we made this way? Who did this to us?
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>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
I'm married and unemployed
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>>49178143
its like i made this post during my many drug binges but forgot about it
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>>49177973
I don't want one, it's as simple as that. As someone that is incapable of romantic affection and actually thought that he would be happy by attempting to pursue a relationship, finding one and punching out of a second one, while subsequently realizing that I am just doing it because everyone else did it, I understood that I have absolutely no interest in it.
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>fat
>insecure
>poor social skills

But by far, chief among them:
>know virtually no girls and have a very small and closed friend circle.
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>>49194288
Your parents. They had shit genetics but chose to reproduce.
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>>49194521
>parents were both decent, smart people who were good looking
>i'm ugly, too stupid for literally anything and a recluse
How'd it happen lads?
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>I'LL STAR-


*RATATATATATATTATATA POW POW BAM*
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>very boring person with boring interests
>have a tired, introverted personality
>not involved in sports, dont seek out parties or social gatherings (male social suicide)
what im doing to change this
>forcing myself to pursue interests outside of boring shit my insane tiger parents forced me to do as a kid
>forcing myself to be more upbeat and interact with people, especially lonely people like me
>lifting like a fucking chimp every day or as often as i can
now that im slightly /fit/ i get acknowledged by chad every now and then but it doesnt really help you get a girl to be tbqh honest
so far i still have absolutely zero friends i regularly interact with, just people i superficially chat with while i have my guard up
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>>49177973
>I want to be the girl originally
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Too much maintainance. If I chase after girls, I instantly start to fail papers.
Academics and thots don't mix.





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