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old thread dead,nuff said edition
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i didnt have the new op image sorry lads
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>>49181945
still, good on you for taking the initiative, champ
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Nighty night fellow robotic neets
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Not sure if I'm going to be able to make it to the end of first year before dropping out lads. Sat down in class earlier, stared at my screen for 20 minutes then left. Only thing keeping me from dropping out right now is I'm too poor. Literally too poor to drop out of uni, the state of it
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so has anyone got "that friday feeling"
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>>49181977
>going to bed at 1055
mad lad
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Literally addicted to VR porn lads I can't stop downloading it. Up to 1TB now which really isn't that much due to the file sizes. I feel sorry for anybody still wanking to 2d video you are really missing out.
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>>49181977
>>49181986
>tfw still staying up
It's those goddamn Aussies, I tell ya
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>>49181983
no because it's only 11 am and it's going so slow all I want to do is go home and play video game
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>>49181991
sorry but I'm not buying a headset just for a wank
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>>49181996
i wish i still enjoyed video games.
apparently im not the only one , that wasn't origninal
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How in the FUCK do I get a fucking bar job lads? I'm 24 year old, have a STEM degree and have applied for a fuck ton of bar positions with no call backs (applied online)

Aren't they fucking entry level jobs? I just want a little bar job. Do I actually need to go in with my CV or some shit?
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is enjoying slow paced electronic music autistic?
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>>49181951

Bar work is mostly for students not graduates
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>>49182040
are you attractive? its quite important for bar work
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>>49182040
sort of this >>49182049
but you can still get a bar job while a graduate, but you literally have to dumb down your application. Dont mention you're a graduate and shite
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The bars will be wondering why you're applying to them rather than some engineering firm or whatever, they'll suspect you just want the job for 5 weeks while you wait for another job.
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Lol which one of you guys was on my bus this morning?

>Sitting upstairs on the bus on way to wagecucking
>Bus is busy
>Some guy at the front stands up and writes fuck off backwards in the condensation on front window
>Bus is now telling people to fuck off
>Sits down again like nothing happened
>He was on his own
>He looked about 30

Kek, made my Friday
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>>49182000
I'm buying a headset for wanking purposes as well as gaming.
I've tried the VR stuff with my phone and a cardboard headset and it was good but obviously could be better.

There's so much VR porn out there, especially of cosplay shit.
I'm tempted to see if there are any interactive toys that work in sync with videos.
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>>49182065
He was also definitely autismo
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>>49182065

Buses are literally wagie cages, the bus driver may as well be the gangmaster of a chain of slaves on their way to toil
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>>49182065
Should you be shitposting during wagecucking?
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>>49182080
I'm having a shit. Also I just went for a 20 mins coffee break without clocking out. It's easy going as long as you get your work done
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>>49182000
Bought it for games but never play them. Pretty much only use it for wanking. Best 600 I ever spent
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>have a day off today
>Mr shekelberg says that work is quiet on Monday and I don't have to come in but I'll still get paid
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>>49180698
I'd honestly love a veggie gf to keep me in line
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>>49182053
Been called so numerous times and don't struggle with women at all, so I would imagine so. I only post on these threads on /r9k/ and i've never been a robot.

>>49182059
>>49182049
wtf? Most bardudes I see are like mid 20s to early 30s? Am I considered over qualified or too old or some shit?
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>>49182040
Stop applying online you fucking kid under a rock. Ether its that or your fucking a wierdo and no one wants you to be there bartender
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>>49182086
I'm in such a strategic place that no one can see what I'm posting.
I don't look at the NSWF shit thou.
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>>49182093
Well i've only ever applied online, so I guess I need to hand in CVs and sell myself that way then? Gumtree and indeed are fucking shit unless you're looking for actual careers and I really don't want an office job right now, especially after finishing Uni.
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I went to 4 service stations yesterday

>Warwick (M40)
>Stafford (M6)
>Birchwood (M62)
>Hilton park (M6)
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>>49181991
>I feel sorry for anybody still wanking to 2d video you are really missing out.
>Literally addicted
i feel sorry for YOU mate.
state of your brain.
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>>49182088
Good for you, anon. I wish this would happen to me sometimes.
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>>49182105

It's mostly done through recommendations and connections, definitely play yourself down if you want entry level jobs. For those you want to present yourself as reliable rather than exceptional
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>>49181991
When people talk about 3d, they usually mean irl lasses lad.
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i feel like a good metaphor for my life would be waiting for a bus and the bus is death
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>>49182117

Hope so too anon, had years of a shit company and shit bosses, this year was the first time I ever got a decent job
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Caught something of my stupid sick family
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>>49182040
see
>>49182049

Stop putting in that you have a degree, most bars will think you're using them as a stepping stone. You're the ripe age for bar work and looks don't have anything to do with it unless you're a female or looking for club work. Walk in to bars sometime during the week, ask for positions and hand out your CV if they ask. It's really fucking pish to find bar work.

But you do have to be charismatic, so if you're a sperg, then don't bother
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>>49182132
You just took that from the phrase catch the bus.
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>>49182147
ive honestly never heard that phrase before
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>>49182123
>>49182144
I guess that's what I was doing wrong. My dad told me to take my degree out of my CV for shitty low end jobs but I didn't see how that could possibly hurt, but that makes sense.

Guess i'll go on the prowl soon then. Thanks lads
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>>49182150

At at least two of the jobs I got, another person there on interview day had a degree whereas I don't.

The first one was minimum wage and they obviously didn't employ him as he'd leave soon after, on the other job it was a graduate job and they still took me on due to experience and rejected the guy with a degree
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>Scotland will become the first country in the world to embed the teaching of lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and intersex rights in the school curriculum, in what campaigners have described as a historic moment.

Absolute state of Scotland lads
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>>49182040
I worked in a spoons twice lad. I found bar work easy enough. You don't have to chat to customers and that much.
Where do you live? Maybe in a city it's harder because of so many people.
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Literally me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-46029562
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>>49182219
dressing gowns are based
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>>49182088
What you going to do with this gained time
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>>49182301

Well I've been ill and getting worse all week so mostly rest and watch Tim's backlog of videos probably, might watch groundhog Day too
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>>49181991
I think the only reason I haven't started wanking to VR is it feels like the point of no return, like once you start wanking to simulations you're basically giving up on ever having a real gf
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>>49182213
I'm so glad school wasn't like that when I went there. Girls didn't even have a football team.
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Whats your plans for life then lads?
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My local KFC finally reopened today after a month long refurbishment, think I'm gonna go all out on a bucket tonight lads
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>>49182219
>helping nerds get outside
>through tabletop gaming
Baby steps I suppose
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>>49182363
Work till I die, how about you?
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>>49182363
I don't have long term plans like that, too scary and destined to fail
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>>49182379
No clue lad, the plan I've had all my life is going down the shitter
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>>49182357
Same, I grew up in the nineties so my school still had the girls playing netball and hockey and the boys playing rugby and football. Plus our school dinners still had pizza and Turkey Twizzlers and we had a legit tuck shop.
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Doesn't seem like there's many robots in these threads, what gives? Are britbongs just more chad than the rest of us?
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Starting a work skills thing next week going to be people with stroke at it as well as autists like myself. How did it come to this.
Also case worker made a quip at me.
"Hope you get the weather you're expecting."
I'll wear shorts if I want. Simple as. Comfier than restrictive trousers or jeans.
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>>49182434
I've never been much of a robot. I just like the bants. Also a lot of Scottish folk on here and our slang/dialect just generally sounds a lot more chad than we might actually be (even if our Country is absolutely cucked).
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>>49182434
I don't really know what you're basing that assumption on lad, there are some absolute fuckups posting regularly
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>>49182434
britfeels always been more normie than most of /r9k/ which is why I like it. I fit in here more, I never venture outside of these threads because you see all the cringe tranny, anti-women threads. Just like the mundane banter of what lads are getting from the corner shop and that
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On the way to meet my mum and grandad at spoons for lunch at 12.
What should I get? Last week I had fish and chips.
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>>49182462
Mexican burger and a pint of John Smiths Extra Smooth.
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>>49182462
What the fuck is spoons lad? Wetherspoons?
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>>49182462
Triple Chicken Feast
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>>49182413
The dinner ladies used to give me extra beans if there were any going spare. I feel a bit addicted to irn bru now though, might have been better if school had bullied me into drinking less fizzy juice
>>49182434
I feel like /britfeel/ provides a support network for bongs at different points in their life and our economy has improved and there are more jobs, so while more of us are wagies and students these days, we're still all a bit spastic and we rely on each other for support but also a boot up the arse. It's a bit less severe than /brit/pol as well
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>>49182462
All day eggs benedict
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>like a girl at work
>doesn't like me back
>really close friends before feels
>distancing myself
>she keeps hovering around me
>"Anon can i have a lift into work today, none else is available x"
>ok fine
>don't talk to her the entire way in after picking her up
>keeps hovering all day
>"Are you ok anon?"
>"Whats up with you today anon?"
>hiding in the toilets from her

Why to they play games like this. You've rejected me so just let me process it. Girls are just mean lads.
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>>49182471
Don't think that's a thing lad. I'll look on the menu though.
>>49182478
Mmm sounds nice. But don't want my grandad paying out that much. >>49182485
Never.
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>>49182493
Phwoar, lad. Sounds like she's asking for it. Buy her a cream egg and a packet of prawn cocktail Walkers. She'll know what it means.
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>>49182493
>>49182493
you might need to find a diffrent job
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>>49182493
yeah they are
Things have been going fine the past few months with my gf until last night she basically called me an animal murdered because I eat meat
I'm literally stuck with that to do now.
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>>49182518
God shut up mate I swear I've read this a dozen times in 2 days
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>>49182493
Wait, you both sat in silence the entire journey to work? That's awkward as fuck
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>>49182493
>he still thinks girls need to like him back in order to still get to fuck her
Why do these blue pilled posts still go through? If she's a friend, take her to a bar, get her drunk and wait for her to get horny enough to start flirting you absolute fucking loser
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>>49182518
Buy her the Ghost Whisperer box set and watch it together and tell her you wish she had bangers like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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>If she's a friend, take her to a bar, get her drunk and wait for her to get horny enough to start flirting you absolute fucking loser
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Really want to start wearing surgical masks for the cold winter months lads but will I look autistic? I'd probably buy a proper brand one like bathing ape are something
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This animal poster is insufferable
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>>49182526
sorry lad
I am just lost for words.
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>>49182548
Just cellotape your eyes back and it will look normal because nips do it all the time.
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If hell is real do you reckon you could join hells army and fight against god or will it be nothing but torture?
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>be 5'11
>go for a walk
>every late 20's/early 30's woman is the same height as me

This is statistically impossible. What's happening lads?
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>>49182548
>surgical masks

Is this slang for something? Or are you actually going to walk about with one of those doctors face mask things on
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>>49182080

NEETs don't get it that while wagecucking is soul destroying, you only spend about 2 hours of your day doing productive work. I spend most of it here, chatting with co-wagies, having fag and coffee breaks. The key to success is looking busy and stressed all the time when the higher ups are around. I honestly prefer it to being a NEET since I earn in a week what a NEET gets in beenies in a two months, plus have social pressures tends to stop you being a fatty and at least somewhat normal for interaction.
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get ur tits out...

GEEEEET ur tits out...

GEEEEET UR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS
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>>49182567
Sick of cunts like you. You're a normal height. I'm 5 ft 2 and never complain and faggots like yourself never shut up about being a "manlet." Get a grip, lad. Sorry for being mean but you've been the straw that broke the camels back.
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Tfw on a gap year in Australia but grandma is dying and I can't go home. Just sitting in some shit hostel feeling sorry for myself. Feels like such a waste
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>>49182505
>>49182534
She's made it abundantly clear she never will. She'll sleep with any rotter who tries it on with her when she's drunk but not me.

>>49182531
Yeah that was my intention really. I can't cope with being just mates at the minute. I want my space so i just put music on loudish.

>>49182518
I always tell vegies/vegans i know eating meat is pretty amoral but im perfectly fine with the blood on my hands and then they never know how to reply.
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>>49182576
>having fag
What?
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>>49182566
It will be torture because Lucifer hates humans and enjoys them suffering. Plus humans are weak so they would be no good againsts God and angels
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>>49182557
That's the thing, when I did a years placement in China I wore them all the time, they were the normal thing. Think people would think I'm a weirdo for doing it here though
>>49182572
Yes, literally these
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>>49182602
you will look like an utter mong.
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>>49182591
its not even wrong to eat meat though really.
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>tfw actually attend an r9k meet up with some cool guy I got to know
>meet him irl
>he's an actual fucking chad
>I make things instantly awkward when he's being just a chill dude

What the fuck are guys like you doing on here anyway?
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Just say you're cos playing as Kakashi
Simple as la
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>>49182602
You'll look like a mong, and if you get a fancy black one people will think you're a mugger or something
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>>49182610
Surely if i buy one like pic related then people will know it's a fashion statement. Just want to be hygienic lad. If I was asian nobody would think it was weird
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>>49182626
>actually attend an r9k meet up with some cool guy I got to know
when was this?
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>>49182567

>not compensating for eye level
Lel, you're either not 5ft11 or you're legit retarded
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>>49182622
Nah its natural to eat meat but the meat farming industry is quite brutal.
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>>49182593
>amerishart accidentally reveals himself

>>49182602
I thought they only wore them to try and filter pollution or prevent spreading a cold, not for warmth? Anyway you'll look like a total spastic if you wore that here
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>>49182597
>Plus humans are weak so they would be no good againsts God and angels

But i thought we are created in gods image? which would make us pretty strong

>It will be torture because Lucifer hates humans and enjoys them suffering

sounds like a mong, he could have billions upon billions of humans as soldiers. i reckon if hell is real it will be fair game and survival of the fittest because people are free from God.
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>>49182635
>If I was asian nobody would think it was weird
I would still look at them funny and people would think they're a fresh of the boat immigrant
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>>49182637

Wasn't official, just met some dude on here and got talking to him for a few weeks when I found out we both lived in the same place. Eventually I plucked up the courage to ask him out for some drinks seeing as we got along well. I jsut expected some scrawny loser like myself.
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>>49182635
Nah everyone thinks the chingchongs who do it are weird
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>>49182635
that looks like a fucking cod piece for your face
wear it if you want but you will look fucking stupid
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>>49182368
Hope you enjoy Anon
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>>49182602
Some of the fuckboy chinese guys do it in my city and everybody makes fun of them for it lad.

They all wear faggy designer clothes and try too hard to look cool lmao
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>>49182642
thats not my fault though is it, i didn't invent battery farming nor has it only started since I have been alive. Its fine for carnivorous animals to gore each other to death but its not fine for me to eat a chicken nugget
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>>49182645
They're mostly worn for illness as well as pollution in major cities. But a lot of people I met wore them for warmth. I get really bad chapped lips in the cold and have to cover them with my jacket collar or something
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>>49182648
Created in his image but obviously not nearly as powerful. Even Angels are far beyond the power of any human being and are effectively immortal. Any way there is no 'war against God' because Satan is locked out of the kingdom of Heaven. Do you have a fictional interpretation of Hell you like anon?
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>>49182666
Thanks lod, I don't have fast food often but when I do I go all out

>>49182678
Scarfs are a thing lad, and far less autistic
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>>49182694
i bet angels cant bench 2 plate lad
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>>49182700
Scarfs seem more autistic to me lad, never really saw a lad wear scarfs these days. Wouldnt really go with my fashion either, theyre far too formal for me to pull off I think, i only really wear streetwear
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>>49182700
or even a snood would be better than a fucking than a fucking face mask
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http://www.otsnews.co.uk/masked-shoppers-in-asda-create-public-alarm/

Its an anon gets arrested for domestic terrorism for wearing his weeaboo face mask kind of episode
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>>49182728
Look at this....guy
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>>49182728
How does one get friends like this?

they look fun to hang out with but chinks always keep to themselves
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>>49182745
he looks like hes autisticly obsessed with fast & furious
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>>49182748
>they look fun to hang out with
I've hung out with some and its really weird. Even if you're 'friends' you feel like you arent connecting and they probably see you as a curiosity than a real person
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>he doesnt turn his yeezys into facemasks
stay pleb
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oooh I'm such a bender I just love a tasty mcdick
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>>49182694
>. Even Angels are far beyond the power of any human being and are effectively immortal.

is there any scriptural evidence for that or are you going off films/tv shows?

>. Do you have a fictional interpretation of Hell you like anon?

the hell in spawn looks alright if you can get into hells army.
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>>49182206

>intersex

what the fuck is this one? I miss the day when they were all just called queers.
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>>49182765
how did you meet them lad?
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>>49182434
don't let these normie larpers get you down
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>>49182773
>is there any scriptural evidence for that
well they can fly and come down from heaven at will as well as peforming miracles which makes them very powerful. The immortal thing comes from them being so old though I'm not sure anyone in the bible tried to shank one and see what happens
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Just found out you can see how many ads you've blocked over the course of using adblocker.

1,956,330 kikes btfo over here
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>>49182459

Yeah I love /britfeel/. Its probably the best thread on 4chan. Really chilled out, a few entertaining spats here and there, trannies and fags don't have the same distraction powers they have on other /r9k/ threads, plenty of comfy posting and just in general good company.
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>>49182784
They were rich kids who moved to London and went a bit mental and became drug fiend party animals so just met them on nights out. One guy got sent away for being gay and had a posh flat next to the Emirates stadium and would buy ounces of stuff at a time and have massive parties all week
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>>49182802
What if our souls are just as powerful though and we are only weak down here because we are in human bodies? what if we are actually very powerful and God is manipulating us for some reason?
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>>49182807
>thinks hes btfo out of kikes when hes still using adblocker in 2018
you're the only who getting btfo retard
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>>49182823
I suppose rich asian immigrants probably aren't the kind of people who'd make good friends
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>>49182748
Its not so much friendship as herding
Chinks in alien environments group together without meaningful connection. Like normal people do.

It's more of an animalistic instinct to obstruct themselves from their hosts country's natives

Back home they would be friends
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>>49182845
He wasnt a bad guy but he could be very rude especially to people in shops/delivery guys. He also said I couldnt invite my best friend to his because 'he's too fat'.
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>go to rock concert, 3 girls in the band
>the lead crowdsurfs and I'm supporting most of her weight
>she jumps down and starts dancing right up against me
>at the end I'm waiting by the bar, when I see the bassist, also a qt
>I go over to say hello and get a photo with her
>end up getting her number instead

Feels good lads
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Boiler's stopped working lads RIP me
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>>49182883
alright chad?
how's it going big man
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>>49182849
at my uni some asians lived in halls with us and we didn't learn for a few weeks that they were actually very scared of us and wanted to be left alone
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>>49182883
bet you had a little feel when you were "supporting most of her weight" didn't you
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>>49182883
Of course you did lad, course you did
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>>49182883
you forgot to add
>that girl? albert einstein
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>my small town is now trying to host a pride festival
seriously whats the fucking point.
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>>49182938

must be gagging for the pink pound.
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what drives a man to larp
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>>49182911
My hands might have slipped a little . We got a photo together and my hand was really close to her ass but she didn't mind , she was in some really skimpy latex dress so was fucking hot.
>>49182898
Im good but I'm not really a chad, I just somehow got lucky. Oh and I was speaking to two people at the concert; they were on a tinder date together. I ended up going further into the crowd with the girl, and got her number too
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>>49182947
boredom of being a NEET most likely
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mate this larp is depressingly shit
0.5/10 and thats only because you took time out of your day to type it
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Lee Anthony Hoyland declaring he has that Friday feeling as he points his plonker at a mirror like Johnny English.
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Just shagged Mariah Carey lads wahey
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>>49182991
i read this in a norf fc accent
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>comfy drinking a big mug of tea and watching QT
>English people in London won't stop stabbing each other
>huehue
>WELL IT WASN'T THE BLACKS IN GLASGOW, WAS IT?
>genuinely never knew anyone that carried a knife back when were the stabby capital of Europe
>grateful parents worked hard to bring me up in a nice suburb
Anyone else on a rollercoaster of comfy and not so comfy today?
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>>49182807
>not using ublock
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>swimwear365 advert comes on
phwoar time to crack one off
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>tfw day 9 nofap
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Fuck it, bought a bape face mask lads
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>>49183006
how's her fanny? it's been a few years since i've stuck my spam javelin in her
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>>49182206
I fucking hate this country so fucking much
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>>49183023
i came really close to fapping yesterday, dont know how i managed to avoid it
then had the most vivid sex dream ive ever had so im pretty sure im not a virgin anymore
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whats the best browser in your opinion lids? I've been using Brave for the last two days but miss using Opera because of the whatsapp extension on it.
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>>49183037
I actually spent a couple of hours edging on day 7 until I felt sick. Been having sex dreams as well bit intense desu
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>>49183028
do you at least live in a 'trendy' part of a big city?
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>>49183030

What actually happened to Scotland? They used be big 'ard men but have become turbofags overnight.
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>A woman left paralysed after being "catapulted" from her new bed during sex has lost her damages claim against the supplier.
wew
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>>49183055
Yeah wont say where because someone from here will be on the lookout for the only white lad in the city wearing a bape mask
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i'm going to play a trick on you
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>>49182777
Ironically intersex people are the ones we should probably be most nice about because they're people born with fucked up genitals and chromosomes, it's very much a physical reality that is forced on them. But trannies get all the attention.
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>>49183057
"Big 'ard men" and "turbofags" are both exaggerations.
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>>49183057
Not him but it inevitably happens in every big city these days. Wouldnt fancy hanging out in the smaller towns and villages though
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>CV this CV that

I'm a fucking loser and I have literally N O T H I N G to put on a CV lmao. The state of my fucking life holy shit.

Get this, I'm only 19 years old and I've already irreparably destroyed my entire life out of sheer laziness and depression.
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>>49183116
>19
literally get an apprenticeship you mong. Sounds like you're just being a lazy cunt
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I think its ok to be a gay or a tranny or a bi. let's just let them get on with it
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>>49183131
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*posts infographics for the next 3 hours*
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>>49183131
i think people these days rarely actually give a shit about what sort of people you want to put your dick in, just dont shout out about it like people should care
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>>49183116
>19 years old

you are still a child, you have ruined nothing.
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>>49183148
You posted this before and had plenty of answers heritage fag
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>>49183116
look into apprenticeships, or volunteer at a charity shop or something. looks good on your CV if you've got some work on there, even if it's volunteering. free experience, my mang. also, get discounts on already dirt cheap stuff doing that, and meet some cool folks.

also check out if you've got any free courses you're eligible for locally, like IT or maths basics. more good stuff for your CV.

you ain't ruined your life at all. you're only 19. you've got many years ahead of you if you're lucky. chin up, bruda. much love. :^)
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Had fish and chips for lunch at spoons with two pints of Heineken.
Grandad said "anon you having fish and chips again?" so I just said yes.
Would have posted a picture but my grandad hates smart phones so I was too scared.
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>>49183141
I'm a boomer and I really couldn't care less who shags who as long as it's between consenting adult humans.
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smart phones listen to every word you say and record your every move.
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>>49183199
Grandparents are comfy lad sounds like a nice time
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>>49183210
Record THIS *farts loudly into phone*
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just wanked to a man on pornhub
am i bi now
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>>49183190
go and plant some trees then Iad
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>>49183225
Probably just bored with what you wank to. A real man's arse wouldnt appeal to you
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>20
>look about 15
people my own age don't take me seriously. I'd be okay with it if I could get cute 16 year old girls but I can't even get that.
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>>49183210
>"Hi mum, yes I'm fine. I'll be around for my dinner on Sunday"
>"Hi I'd like to cancel my shift for tonight, not feeling very well *cough*"
Genuinely can't think of any other conversations I have on the phone.
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>>49183190
They are doing stuff you mong it isnt like you cant grow a forest over night

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caledonian_Forest#Conservation
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>>49183210
>google knows I never leave the house and my only saved phone number is my mum
I really don't care
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>>49183255
not even just on phonecalls, the mic is always running and pics out words and phrases which is why you get targeted ads
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>>49183278
Never really been an issue for me. I only really check train times and my bank balance on my phone and do a bit of shitposting when I'm at work. Use my computer for most internetting which runs an adblocker, so don't find adverts that intrusive, I like adverts, studied them at uni ;^)
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Where can I buy baggy boxer shorts?
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>>49183314
>wearing boxers
commando masterrace
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>>49183278
its probably all automated. i doubt there is some paki sitting there listening in on our conversations
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>>49183314
Have you tried the big baw shop?
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I save all my porn to the google drive associated with my university email address
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driving instructor comes a bit late, basically say I can't, I say some bullshit like did I book the appointment, he says don't worry about the money won't charge, I like like an asshole and just text saying i'll give an extra 20 next lesson.
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40 minutes for a tuna melt now really how long does it take
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>>49183357
Go with someone else lad. I hear tales of people getting fucked around and it's always because they're with the absolute cheapest cunt available. I learned with BSM and they were perfect.
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Sis and mi5 really care about lads with no friends that barely leave the house.
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Some student at the uni saves all his tranny porn to his google drive, dumb cunt doesnt know we can see it all haha
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>november 2018
>STILL no dalibomba gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs
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>>49181938
Rest in piece 99p stores lads
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>>49183369
why, he is a sound guy, teachs well, 28 an hour is ok.
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>>49183131

You might think that but once your realise that faggots reproduce by molesting children you'll become very much so not okay with them.

Trannies are just mentally ill incels who will try anything to be happy. Hence why they still tend to kill themselves post-op or at best become slampigs for tranny chaser creeps.
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>>49183408
>He doesn't want a world with desperate tranny slampigs
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>>49183131
>let's just let them get on with it
this is the most annoying argument people provide for this shit "oh it doesnt affect you, why is it an issue"
it's not an individual issue but it becomes a big social/cultural issue the longer its allowed and eventually, encouraged.
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>>49183408
>faggots reproduce by molesting children
>Trannies are just mentally ill incels
>Hence why they still tend to kill themselves post-op
here come the infograhics
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>mummy I want a black bf now!
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Reminder to stay hydrated.

Drink a glass of water now if needed
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>>49183461
Just had a pint of tea lad, does that count?
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>>49183461
Is Dr Pepper good enough
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what you lads up too this weekend?
think I'm just gunna go pub for a few hours desu
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>>49183469
>a pint of tea
a fucking pint?
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>>49182807

use ublock origin ye absolute fuckin fooooooooool
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>>49183472
>what you lads up too this weekend?
woke up sick today so will probably be even more sick
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>>49182807
>adblock
the state of you lad get ublock origin you melt
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>>49183421

Entertaining as they are, I'd rather save the souls of unfortunate incels from that awful existence.

>>49183431

Nah, there is no point arguing with people on the internet. Even if I produced sources no one will read them fully. At best I just like to discuss the ideas put forward even just as hypothetical theories. Like if suddenly it was proven that God did exist and he appeared on Earth and said that all faggots must be exterminated. Would people actually do it? Would fags kill themselves?
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>>49183474
A fucking pint indeed.
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>>49183492
not him but what's the difference lads?
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>>49183190
unfortunately nothing will be done about it, most of the areas of woodland and farmland that have no cultural or historical value are being bought off then replaced with housing, such is the result of immigration and a growing worldwide population. Also there's a lot more money in bulldozing over the land, it's really fucking sad, I've seen my home village double in size due to all the farmland being bought up then replaced with houses. It's a damn shame
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I just wanna grab some boobies for once in my life
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>>49183116

19 is nothing, I made a big mistake at that age of assuming that I'd already fucked my life up at 18 and ran off to the french legion, oof didn't take too long before I broke me back and ankles. no messing around doing shit like that
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Lee Anthony Hoyland looking up at the departures board of Birmingham New Street station very confused as he tries to find the correct platform for his connecting train
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heading to the pub because I'm a swell fellow
gonna drink a pint and when I see a lady say hello
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>>49183502
>better performance
>open source
>tons of third party filters off the bat
>didn't accept money to allow some ads through
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>>49183519
then just walk away right fellow boomer?
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>haven't gone to gym in a few weeks
>lower weight to compensate
>usually curl 18kg for 8 reps 4 sets no problem
>lower to 16kg
>wake up with doms in my shoulder

Sad state lads, must have been too heavy still so my shoulder was compensating for some of the weight. Was so close to moving up to 20kg dumbell curls before I got lazy too
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Just bout to head down the steamy and sauna with my old man, hopefully there's some decent lassies to look at instead of it being all fat old men
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>>49183494
How would you know it was God though? People would think it was some elaborate prank or even something nutty like aliens. I think people would start killing gays though, although would mostly be those that already hate them or the super religious. I have a different view of gay people since my best friend is a gay couple, not sure I could bring myself to kill them even by God's say so
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lol lads you ever seen a ned covered in poppy memorabilia?
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>>49183494
I'd punch god right in his cock and balls
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>>49183517
That you m8? Looks like a nice group of lads
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>>49183538
Always like that when you take a break. You'll be back at peak perfomance in no time laddo
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>>49183547
Havent met many neds so no
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Peep Show perfectly captures how depressing it is to be a bong
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>>49183578
I just think about this woman I saw in hospital. Alright she wasn't a complete ned, but she had ned elements and she had a poppy necklace, poppy earrings, a poppy bracelet and a poppy on her jacket. Looked pure bonkers. Facially she looked a bit mental as well.
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>>49183604
Might try this to bait negative reactions so I can sell a story to The Sun
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>>49183611
>"inpatient in mental hospital called me mental for SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS but I might also have been a hallucination"
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>>49183469
No sorry, drank nothing by tea and coffee yesterday and my piss was orange because no water
>>49183470
Not for hydration, but it is the best drink
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>>49183681
>no water
tea is 95% water
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>>49183681
Think you just have a urine infection lid tea is mostly wah
>>49183736
ye
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Waiting on a cheeky Asda delivery lads, can't even remember what I bought, what am a like
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Might go on a solo trip next year lads. Was thinking Norway. Only going for like a week but I wanna travel between 2-3 cities. Anyone else been solo travelling or been to Norway before? Advice?
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Your characters are shit crona
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>>49183763
Ask norwaychad if is gf has a sister
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its weird when you think all the characters and their sub characters are just Britnormie
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>>49183763
Ive heard it's expensive as fuck over there
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>>49183758
look at your emails, they must've sent you a confirmation or a receipt or something with the list of items
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>>49183774
Fuckdamnit do we have to bring up Norway gf lad every time someone tries to talk about Norway
besides I already have a qt English gf thanks
>>49183811
Yeah looks it. I've been to Iceland so I have a rough idea what to expect. Probs gonna have to stay in hostels to save some dough
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>>49182040
Best to go in mate. I applied for 4-5 bar jobs online and only got 1 call back. Pub near my house was hiring and I went in with my CV and was working there a few days later
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>>49183758
lazy shit
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>>49183549

Doubt you would. You can barely work up to talking to a woman that isn't your mother without stammering and sperging out.
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>>49183827
What makes you want to go to Norway?
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>>49183824
What a mental case this lad is
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>>49183817
I know lad but enjoy the mystery and intrigue
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>>49183896
fucking would mate, he's a pussy
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>>49183838
>lazy shit
There's only so much I can carry on my bike
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what this about trees?
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>>49182548
wrap a scarf around your face instead
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>DID YA GET 'IM YET BAZ?

>NOT YET DAVE

>COME OUT 'ERE YA DIRTY BASTAD. WE'VE GOT THE CHAT LOGS
>WE'RE ONLY 'ERE FOR YA OWN PROTECSHUN
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just read a tragic paragraph about dogs following their owners all the way to war before a naval battle, then swimming alongside their owners ships during the battle to stay near them
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>>49184078
if only birds were this loyal
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>>49184078
Based doggo frens desu
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remember when piccolo blew up the moon what a lad
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>>49184074
Doesnt really work since they're hunter a kid
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>>49184074
kek, another gold one lad
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>>49184137
funny you say that, a few paragraphs later an owl landed on one of the commander's ships and as a result everyone trusted him, because the owl is the symbol of athene. so based owl frens helping out too
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>>49184157
Werewolves absolutely btfo
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>>49184172
also while i'm on the topic - pls gib athene milkies
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Cant wait for my Ancestry DNA results. Might become a proper heritage fag and let it shape my identity like a dickhead
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>>49184157
piccolo was the black guy of the z fighters. having said that, who is the black guy out of the britfeel lads?
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Speaking of dogs, my mate just got through the whole process of divorce and she got to keep the dog even though that was the only thing he really cared about. She had him put down yesterday because he wasn't compatible with single life.
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wish I could get depression pills without having to talk to anyone lads
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>>49184195
>piccolo was the black guy of the z fighters
what?
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>>49184197
fuckin tragic this, my dog had surgery last week, lucky she is still alive but doubt she has long left

>>49184194
quite fancy doing one of these but they seem pretty bullshit most of the time
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got a sore bum hole
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>>49184197
This is an old greentext lad try harder
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>>49184211
I am not going to repeat myself matey
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>>49184074
I prefer chas and dave
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got a DisneyLife account lads. Gonna stream DuckTales and drink tea and make pizzas later. What's going on with your Friday nights
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>>49184201

Its pretty easy, mate. SSRI's are the first port of call for most docs when you say you feel like you have depression. They'll write you up a prescription on the spot and you don't have to go back to them for at least three months.
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>>49184230
>got a DisneyLife account
with all due respect, do you have a vagina?
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>>49184230
how old are you and why are you spending a friday night watching kids programs? not trying to be a dic kjust can't imagine what would cause a non disabled person to be like that
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>>49184221

You think this is a once off thing? Happens quite often in divorce cases. Women are cunts, who'd have thought it?
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>>49184201
you're depression isn't that bad if you'd rather have it than have one conversation also you can buy most medications on sites like dream market just buy it through tor
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I always play the girl characters in video games but it's not because I'm gay or a tranny I just like looking at girls and also playing as them
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comfy old winter song just released from sufjan stevens if anyone is into indie folk stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DPqg8Ti-N4
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>>49184256
>Women are cunts, who'd have thought it?
virgins, unironically the only people who think every single woman is a cunt are virgins
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>>49184230
Bought some Dark Fruits in, gonna play Squads with my mates later I reckon
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>>49184201
I've gotten some off the dark web when my prescription has run out and it's unironically quicker than waiting for the GP to sort it
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>>49184262
bet you like to cat fish
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>>49184256
Yes mate I'm sure there's millions of women killing their ex-husband's dog while cackling like a witch
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>>49184265
Illinois is one of my all time favourite albums. Casimir Pulaski Day is a real heart-wrencher.
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>>49184278
Right lad why is she your waifu? I havent watched the film in years
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>>49184262

I went through a tranny stage about 5 years ago and got over it within a year but the shit thing is that I am now stuck with high level, high value female GTA character even though I'd love to swap it to male. Doesn't make sense why a game like Saints Row can customise your character gender whenever but GTA won't allow customisation to go that far.
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>>49184272
darkie master race
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>>49184230
Drink tea, don't be a gangster lad you'll be be up all night
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My appetite has plummeted, I'm losing weight rapidly, I have no energy. I don't know what's happening
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>>49184268

Okay kid, you'll learn some day.

>>49184283

So we've gone from it being a once off case to millions upon millions of women doing it. Its common enough that its become a stereotype of crazy bitches during divorce. Every stereotype is grounded in the truth.
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>>49184290
same mate, love carrie and Lowell too, sufjan is my all time most listened to artist so glad somebody else here likes him. wish he did an album about places in europe, much more comfy than america
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>>49184299
Beautiful they are laddo
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>>49184278
no I always tell people I'm not actually a girl if they ask
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How many people are here right now
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>>49184317
diabetes type 2, go to dr
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>>49184328
>Its common enough that its become a stereotype of crazy bitches during divorce
by /r9k/ maybe. Most divorces arent because a woman has decided to get her evil on ten years into a marriage.
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>>49183909
Late reply but
>beautiful nature
>interested in Norse culture and history
>black metal history (plan to make a few pilgrimages like Helvete/Neseblod and Fantoft Stavkirke)
>some decent museums like the Viking Ship Museum
>dislike hot weather, would rather go to mild or cold places
>always wanted to go on a solo trip but been too nervous about it
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>>49184361
just you and me mate
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>tfw both my parents have been married 3 times
get on my level you stable home motherfuckers
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>>49184317
Those symptoms could describe literally hundreds if not thousands of known pathologies. Go to your doctor you muppet.
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>>49184361
just me and you sweaty
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>>49184328
>Okay kid, you'll learn some day.
if you honestly think every single woman to ever exist is a cunt then you've clearly never had a gf, don't worry when you've finished high school and had a serious relationship you'll learn that even though most are cunts exceptions exist
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Im the mosy northern lad there ever was and ever will be
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>>49184366
But I'm not fat, and no one in my family has diabetes
I'll still go to the doctor, though
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>>49184361
just me and the screaming
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>>49184387
You mean they've married two other people each since they divorced? Or they were married twice before they married each other?
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>pull into my street
>road blocked by a double parked taxi driver chatting with his mate
>get pissy when I beep and tell them to fuck off my driveway
These foreners are getting right out of hands lads.
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>>49184317
if you're pissing more you're probably pre diabetic, if you buy a gluscose monitor you can find out by doing a fasted glucose test but either do that or see the doctors if caught in the prediabetic stage you can control it with diet and exercise
>>49184403
if you eat like a fat person and remain thin internally you're pretty much just as unhealthy
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>>49184406
>dad had a previous marriage when he met my mum
>both remarried after they split
>mum divorced my first step-dad and is now married to someone else
>dad stuck to his 3rd wife and has about 6 kids with her
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>>49184426
Why didn't you just get out and beat the shit out of him? Serious question
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>>49184395

I never said that though. Both of you jumped to that assumption.

>you'll learn that even though most are cunts exceptions exist

I wasn't even going this far to say that most are cunts. Just a lot of them. However what I am saying is that when it comes to being vindictive evil cunts during divorce proceedings then women are the worst in comparison to men. Women are always the ones keeping men away from the things that really matter like the kids or dogs. The things that make him the most happy. You'll very very rarely get a man doing that.
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>set up date with girl on OKCupid
>pretty face
>lots in common
>bit of a leftie but I can deal with that
>overweight
>absolutely enormous breasts

not sure what to feel. She is a bit of a unit.
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>>49184440
Because then I get stabbed by their 5 brothers Mohammad, Mohammed, Mohammid, Moe, and Jim.
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>>49184468
how overweight are we talking here lad?
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>>49184429

Is it true that you can reverse type 2 diabeetus with a strict diet?
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>>49184464
you said women are cunts, not most women are cunts

if you say women are cunts it applies to all, next time say what you mean instead of saying something you don't
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My gf is proof that incels are retards with stunted life experience. she doesn't put out often but that shouldn't matter if you're not a degenerate
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>>49184464
>Women are always the ones keeping men away from the things that really matter like the kids or dogs
the dog thing sounds like a meme and there's shit loads of deadbeat dads who dont care about seeing their children after they split
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>>49184379
Don't forget Bergen. I want to go to Amsterdam or ibiza, guess that makes me normie.
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>>49184464
I get what you mean. What your saying is before my wife divorces me i should kill her? Right never thought of tjat lad cheers. Have a nice day
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Shut up zeus you fucking mong
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>>49184491
some early studies have shown keto diets can be helpful but it's way too early to tell at this point in time once it reach the point of diabetes it's medicine for life
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>>49184493

Okay I apologise for not being very clear in what I wrote and meant by that.
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>>49184474
Not if you stab them first and take the first steps in the revolution
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you lads want a cheeky kiss eh?
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>>49184505
probably best to kill her on the first date to be sure
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>>49184518
There wouldn't be a revolution. There will never be a revolution in this country anymore. I'd just be a "man white racist" in the papers.
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>>49184482
not morbidly overweight but pretty big. Kind of hard to describe without posting a picture of her which i dont want to do here

feels bad because I always used to snigger at skinny tall guys with fat girls and now I am going to be one.
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>>49184494
You have to pay for stuff and put up with her shit and she doesn't give you any pussy? Lmao you're a cuck m8
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>>49184531
There wont be a revolution with that attitude laddy O
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>you will never privately own the HMS Warspite
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>>49184494
A lot of them are mentally ill. Its obvious if you get talking to them,
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>>49184508

Ah okay, I'll look into it a bit more. Just had blood tests the other day for a general health check so I can get myself back in order. I'm a fat cunt, BMI over 40 and I eat like shit but I have none of the symptoms of diabeetus, my girlfriends dad is type 2 and my brother in law is type 1 so I know it pretty well. I hope I don't have it because that would suck ass.
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>>49184528
I like the way you think guy
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>>49184504
Yeah the plan at the moment is to spend a few days in Oslo then get the train over to Bergen and spend a few days there. Not sure if I'll go anywhere else desu

>I want to go to Amsterdam or ibiza, guess that makes me normie.
Eh depends what you do there really. It's pretty normie to go to Dam just to smoke and fuck hookers. But it's not so bad if you're actually interested in Dutch culture and want to go see the sights and stuff. I don't know what's in Ibiza apart from trashy Brit party shite so I can't really comment on that front
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Hungry but cant be bothered to get food so might have a nap
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>smashes you in the shins during P.E.
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>>49184563
time restricted feeding is a good "fasting" diet that lowers risk of diabetes the basic thing is you have a feeding window outside of that windows you can't have food or anything but water

if you have breakfast or anything but water at say 8am after 6pm you can't have anything but water up until 8am the following day, you have to stick to that time window at least 6 days per week and if you decide on 8am to 6pm it has to always be that (excluding one day per week)

if you want more info search joe rogan time restricted feeding or foundmyfitness on youtube has an hour long podcast with a guy doing a ton of clinical trials on it
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what should i pester the council about? me and my dad used to send them e-mails pestering them about stupid things all the time and i miss doing it
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>>49184548
You're exactly what I'm talking about lol. She doesn't give me any shit because she's actually a nice person. And it's actually difficult to pay for anything because she always insists on paying. But hey all women are just moneygrabbing whores right?
>>49184560
>mentally ill
Explain
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>>49184528
Best advice I've seen all day! You may be a piece of actual shit, but you're a based a d correct piece of actual shit.
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>lose 2 and a half stone this year
>Already half a stone back on
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>>49184602

Hockey is a faggot sport. Shinty is the vastly superior.
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Started on the Dark Fruits already lads. What about you?
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>>49184611

Falsely claim that they missed your bin collection, then make them come back and collect your wheelie bin containing a single crisp packet
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Who /white life/ here, bitches!
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>>49184609

Interesting, cheers fella. I'll definitely follow up on that because I need to get my shit sorted. It worst thing waking up one day realising you're a fat, weak piece of shit when you used to be a fit bastards years previously.
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might put a cheeky bid on this to start my collection

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Guilds-of-Ravnica-Booster-Box-REPACK/163356149908?hash=item2608c90894:g:j4oAAOSwLmBb4CpE:rk:9:pf:0
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>>49184659

Can you make one for Jews like me? For a start I prefer Freeview to paying for digital tv subscriptions.
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>>49184661
make sure you do lad and I hope you've already got a gym membership set up
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Another day well spent crying
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>>49184659
>paki talking about what it means to be white
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>>49184659

I definitely prefer Coke zero.

Do you have any thoughts on Timothy James Byrne?
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I installed the elder scrolls mod for ck2 but it crashed while I was in a war to claim a province between Morthall and Solitude
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>>49184659
i have a question
what?
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>>49184659
>the virgin Sky and BT vs the Chad Virgin
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>>49184682
Ayyyyyyy what's the problem champ? Someone get this guy a drink let's get the party started!
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>>49184618
>Explain

Their understanding of life is abnormal and they exhibit tendencies associated with schizophrenia. Their views of life make no sense, like, some of them think that woman will only get with rich tall lads but we all know that is bollocks because plenty of average working class lads have wives.
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>>49184585
Yeah it looks like a comfy place with fjords and that. Is there Dutch culture? The only thing I know about is the Anne Frank museum and maybe a few galleries of paintings. I would go there just because the weed is legal and the hookers are cheap. I'm not even really a normie just want to see what all the fuss is about
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@49184671
>Each auction will contain one repacked Guilds of Ravnica booster box (36 packs). What I do is carefully open each pack without tearing the package. I look at the rare/mythic and if it is one of a rares or mythics or very occasional uncommon that I am looking for, I take it and replace it with another Guilds of Ravnica rare. Otherwise I leave the pack completely untouched!

>All cards are pack fresh, mint condition. This auction is great for someone looking to practice draft/construct, build out common/uncommon sets, or build their collection with a ton of new cards at a fraction of the cost of a box! you are guaranteed to still get value.

>In total, you will get: 36 repacked boosters, containing: a total of 36 rares, 108 uncommons, 360 commons, and 36 lands.

What a surprise, Moni is a retard. This is a fucking scam and he's telling you in plain english. He takes all the good cards and replaces them with shit ones.
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anyone here managed to quit weed after a while stopped just over a week ago and i feel horribly depressed and bored
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>>49184694
>Do you have any thoughts on Timothy James Byrne?
attention seeking cunt
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>>49184696
that sucks fren am about to mod medieval 2 total war with the elder scolls mod
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>>49184721
have fun fren I've thought about that before but never got round to installing it
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>>49184618
>she's actually a nice person. And it's actually difficult to pay for anything because she always insists on paying

She sounds like a minger or a fattie then, no attractive woman is like that.
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>>49184709
yeah but still, it's 100s of cards for a fraction of the price
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>>49184659
bit of both, i have a super dry jacket, i prefer coke zero and i like jrpgs but i also like kendrick lamar. what would that make me, maybe mixed race?
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>>49184626
Probably the game I'm actually thinking of desu. Hockey and its variations aren't my cup of tea really. All I remember is we'd play ours on an all weather pitch and the actual game would be to whack gravel into each others shins in the freezing winter, and sometimes you'd get caught in the shin with the club.
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>>49184708
Amsterdam's not that hot for actual Dutch culture being a multicultural meme and that, although there are plenty of cool leaning houses along the canals. I've never been to the Anne Frank Museum so I couldn't tell you but yeah you have plenty of art stuff and also the Heineken Museum which is fun (but expensive). Also some nice parks too. I mean fair enough if you want the weed and hookers, but just remember there's more to Amsterdam than that
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>>49184715

Oh you absolute paki cunt, being indifferent to him or thinking he is strange is one thing, but he is far from an attention seeker, his videos average 4-7 views each
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@49184732
But that's not going to do anything for you. Do you understand how magic is played? That's the first thing to learn. It's not like people just buy a big box of cards and put any cool ones the like in a deck and then they play others like that. People construct their decks along very defined guidelines in specific formats using play sets (four sets of the same card - the max allowed per deck) of tried and tested combinations.

A muddle of a deck will lose every time to even the worst player using a constructed deck. Look up the kind of deck you want i the format you want and then build it by buying the individual cards online. It will be cheaper overall than simply buying box after box hoping to get play sets of good cards.
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>>49184679

I've been going to a personal trainer for the last two weeks and using their onsite gym but I'll have to get membership of a bigger one soon. I still go swimming every morning though in the pond, its the one healthy thing I do.
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>>49184715
Do you happen to have any relation to him lad?
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>>49184743
no, you're a paki

we abide by the "one drop" rule here
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I'm losing all motivation, I don't even have the energy to end myself
I haven't eaten since yesterday morning, I think I'll lie and wait for starvation to do its thing
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>>49184770
>we
are you referring to pakis lad, because that's what you are
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>>49184763
>It will be cheaper overall than simply buying box after box hoping to get play sets of good cards.
buying a box is more fun though

would you recommend a deck? I want to play standard
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>>49184728
it's a piece of piss alos run it window mode
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lad who asked for the leenis picture yesterday, managed to successfully airdrop it to someone just now
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Fucking hell
Slept until now
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>>49184707
Wew imagine having this warped of a worldview. Jesus, please just kys and save us your bullshit. It's not like you're ever going to spread your seed anyway so why bother carrying on in your miserable existence
>>49184730
She's petite and attractive with a cute face and small but nicely shaped assets. But maybe you wouldn't like her because she actually dresses modestly and doesn't dress like a slut.
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>>49184755
Depends on how old you are I suppose. I wouldn't mind the fun stuff now but when I'm older I'll go to Berlin, Greece, israel places like that
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>>49184750

Not him but I'm pretty certain it was hockey you played. Both Shinty and Hurling are played on grass pitches, really gotten into watching hurling on sky sports over the summer. No idea why it isn't a commercial sport because it has everything. Funny thing is that the lads who play it "professionally" don't get paid, they just do it as their hobby.
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@49184787
>I want to play standard
Hahahaha okay sure bud, have fun spending hundreds of quid every time the sets rotate. Constructed standard is a scam.

Stopped collecting and sold all my cards a while ago because the physical gaming and collecting is really crappy and the players are autistic pieces of shit. But I do still play on free virtual games with friends using third party clients (the official one is horrendous and also a scam).

Play modern. It's the best all around format and has the most interesting decks.
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>>49184659
Amer just gets more delusional by the day. Imagine making a meme where you take things you do and say it makes you white fuck sake
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>>49184808
Seems like kinda pointless to me, having a gf without the sex. You might as well just be friends with her desu. If a girl didn't wear sexy clothes and was unexciting in the bedroom I'd just dump her.
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>>49184808
>Wew imagine having this warped of a worldview.

What are you talking about you fucking retard? i was talking about views expressed by incels. learn to read you spazz. state
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>>49184808
Jokes on you,your dicks small. Also tell your gf dave said hi. It was really fun cumming in her ass and making her suck me after lul
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>>49184814
>Funny thing is that the lads who play it "professionally" don't get paid
Probably why it isn't big, no money to draw in the kikes, and honestly thats probably a good thing.
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>>49184821
>Play modern. It's the best all around format and has the most interesting decks.
heard it costs like 1000 quid for staples
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>>49184864
How do you update Asus laptop software? Mines pretty old from around 2010
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@49184855
Wrong, that's legacy and vintage. You can get perfectly competitive modern decks for 150 quid. But again just don't buy the cards and instead play it online.
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How have we fallen so far as to be concerned over the incidence of a horrendous disease falling?

These fucking people make me sick. It's GOOD that down syndrome is disappearing. Fuck sake this is such a fucking clownworld.

>https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2018/11/06/down-syndrome-endangered-species_a_23581477/
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pretty shit this
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QkOK7S4rbS
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luve hulu
love cute boys
simple as
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>>49184914
>white people are being demographically replaced
and thats a good thing
>downers aren't being born due to pre screening and abortion
omg we must save the downy race
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>>49184398
>most northern
>doesn't live in the highlands
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>>49184882

Wish I could tell you mate. I just spent the last three days trying to restore this piece of shit to factory settings, which is no longer possible because of windows 10. I also couldn't just reset it because its a shitty netbook with 30gb of flash memory and apparently you need a certain amount of memory free to do so. In the end I had to delete everything I could until I could create a new user account, which I then used to delete the previous user account and all its data which allowed me to reset the laptop with a fresh installation.
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>>49184914
not reading the article cos i'm a lazy bastard, but is it not just talking about support for current downy people dwindling because there is less of them?
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>>49184939
remember that tv show which she was the mother of two hot teenage girls one was a qt ginger the other a was a stacy blonde (that girl from big banh)?
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>>49184914
he's quite handsome for a downie
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>>49184864
Alri big boy, what's your favourite yogi tea?
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>>49184968
no... not really x
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>>49184929
Is that your battle station, it's so comfy looking I saved it
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feel like shit lads
cant even bring myself to message a grill online
keep getting inside my own head and cant think of shit. it's just a message online why am I having problems.

might just go to the gym then go on the lash tonight to feel better
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>>49184975

I don't have one to be honest, I just like plain old breakast tea. My girlfriend is the one who got the mug which I then robbed off her as my own. Got some nice chicken bovril in it at the moment.
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>>49184998
Your girlfriend is a woman of taste. Never had chicken bovril but it sounds pretty vile. Sandwich looked good though
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>>49184914
Journalists are absolute scum
They know that despite how blatantly they are in the wrong they will still get some idiots to insult innocent people as a result of their articles

Terribly irresponsible people
It's a myth that journalists give a fuck about anyone
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>>49184987
na i stole it from a comfy thread i think, really like it though too, here is one in a similar vein
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>>49184961
Yeah, that's what happens when you effectively deal with a problem - the funding disappears proportional to the problem.

There's fewer downies because people are low-key culling them by very early abortion after genetic screens (personally I'm against at will abortion but I see abortion in the face of a debilitating illness to be the lesser of two evils if done early enough), so there's reduced need for money, hence fewer people will be donating. The downies are still getting their help, just that the charities are crumbling under the weight of people not having down syndrome kids any more and they're worried about how they'll keep their jobs because the donations are drying up; especially since they're now realising that they have absolutely no skills or marketability since they've been working for a charity all this time.
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>>49185011
Aha a fellow comfy thread robber like myself
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>>49184993
Message her, ask her on a date. Women like when a man comes on strong.
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>>49185008

Its actually pretty tasty, lad. Most people don't like the beef one which I understand but the chicken one is just like chicken soup. Sandwich was pretty delish, got it just right with the amount of olive oil to fry it in so it wasn't greasy.

The missus likes all sorts of those herbal teas, i've never been able to take to them really. Kinda liked green tea but thats about it. I'm a man of simple tastes who just likes his milky ,strong tea to dunk a few digestives into.
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the worst thing is when I have a wank and my foreskin won't go back to it's normal resting position for like a whole day
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>>49185055
oh thank christ I'm not the only one this happens to
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>>49185055

Wish I knew what that was like. I was robbed of mine (for medical reasons rather than being Amerifat or Sand kike/nigger) at a young age.
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>>49185023
yeah i do hope the current downies are getting the help they need, but it is definitely a good thing that their numbers are decreasing

>>49185030
i got loads of good ones from /wg/ but they're too high res to post here usually >:( do love to pillage a good comfy thread though
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Had my first ever Monster Ultra today, spurred on by that fucking boomer meme.

Actually wasn't bad, have to say. Made me peppy.
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>>49185011
>>49185030
alreet comfy boys

>>49185055
yep that tip rubbing against bovers feel but i usually just pull my 4skin all the way back then drag the tip of foreskin over the helmet ring

sorted
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So, tfw no gf lads, what would you want

I don't care about a pretty face if I'm honest, to the extent she could be very average
I just want a gril with a big bum and at least some sense of humour tbqh
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>>49184890
>@49184855

>>49184855

come on man, you had literally one job.
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>>49185083
>>49185089
Have you lads accidentally downloaded any devitoscapes?
>>49185087
Monster Ultra is good, like watery lilt with a spicy kick
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>>49184939
would smash her tbqh

listening to Man With No Name "Moment Of Truth" CD today lads, what about you?
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>>49185089
>tv and lamp in a tent
why bother?
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>>49184594
s/nap/wank

>>49184659
go home Moni, you're drunk
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>>49182040
Do NOT tell them you have a degree.

Employers actively discriminate against over-qualified candidates because they think they will leave quickly and not worth training up.

I couldn't even get sales jobs without a degree because they saw my GCSE and A-Level results and they always just told me to "go to university" and refused to give me a job.
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>>49185110
>watery lilt with a spicy kick
fair one, tbqh

>>49185099
T H I C C
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>>49185110
>devitoscapes
haha probably got one somewhere in my folders but i've never noticed it. think i've downloaded gondolas before by accident but i kind of like them
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>>49185110
>devitoscapes?
is this one
>>49185117
>why bother?
it's comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXDbVK138w
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>>49185125
>I couldn't even get sales jobs without a degree
Literally the lowest barrier job. I do like me some office totty. Shame you didn't get in.
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>>49185140
I think this one might have one in it somewhere but I haven't found it
>>49185145
I doubt it, haven't seen any gifs with devito added in, but maybe
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fuck lads all this talk of comfy led to me delving into my feels folder
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>>49184821
>@49184787

what is this at shit? click or tap the post number and it literally fills the number in you retard
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@49185176
it's to deny (you)s to retards, trips and shitposters
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>>49185176
think he doesn't want to give (you)s to (you) know who
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>>49185176
It's you denial you retard
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already rubbed my best straights mates cock
god i shouldve sucked him off when we were on holiday, he went to bed with me
god he gets me so hard
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>>49185173
wtf is a devitoscape?
>>49185175
how deep is it
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>>49185196
You're only attracted to him because it's forbidden
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>>49185204
not too deep, mostly just webms from wsg, but gives a weird kind of feel around this time of year i guess
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very important census lads

goo.
gl/forms/
yva9O3AnyDUBNUi42
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>>49185214
nah, it's mosly because we're now late 20s and regret now doing stuff
i should've been a whore and sucked his cock then but i didnt get the message of his bed 'being impossible to sleep in'
used to believe in stuff
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I'm in the mood for tits
where's titlad when you need him
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>>49184551
I went through a phase of wanting a big boat to live on.
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>>49185247
I want it to bombard Sentinel Island.
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>>49185239
he's lusting after his best mate cock
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Pupper loves it on park, swear she's looking for sheep to round up.
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>>49185214
*like he put my hand on his hard cock in class and went to bed with me (and i missed it completely to suck him off)
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>>49185234

Never rule it out. Me and my best mate have been fucking each other for months now behind our girlfriends backs. Its so easy to get away with because they just think lads on tour waaaaheey! When in reality we're gone to an orgy in Torquay for the weekend. Its pretty hot as well doing stuff around them when they don't realise, like sucking each other off in the shed down the end of the garden. They think we're doing lads stuff.
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>>49185269
Forgot the bloody picture goddamn it
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Some of you lads proper test my patience tbqh.
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>>49185277
that sounds really awful
i was just talking about jerking off to my college mate once in a while, you're just awful :P
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>>49185247
It's the closest thing we can get to living in a small spaceship
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>>49185280
I got myself some north face trackies the other day lad. What are your go to makes ?
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>>49185204
A nice wallpaper that someone has sneaked a picture of Danny Devito on
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>>49185290

Yeah we're both proper cunts to be fair but its still better than shagging the hags. I guess this is the result of being raised in the last generation before being gay was acceptable.
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>>49185302
Kek. Adidas, Nike, soulcal, typical cheap tracksuit. Everyone's on that gym king or sik silk stuff here but too expensive for a neet.
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>>49185280
na night pal
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>>49185320
>Adidas, Nike,

classics them init. Still wear me nike and adidas, my go to trainers are nike air force.
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>>49185377
I went to hi tops me, cheaper than air force, air max 90s etc.. I always scuff me shoes or end up going through a sludgy puddle within an hour of getting em so no point spending 90+ bongs
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Pulled a sicky tonight to show mr shekelberg that you can't run on skeleton staff. Literally can't even take holidays or the time they owe me off due to lack of staff yet they refuse to hire anyone else. Gonna chill in bed anything comfy to recommend?
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chon dead?
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>skyping with parents last night
>told to get my beauty sleep
>tell mum I don't need it becase i'm an ugly manlet
>seems to roll her eyes through the lag

think mummi is fesd up lads :(
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>>49185563
u r big lie man :(
mummi luv mi
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>>49185563
i would be too if i had you has a son
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nth for Lizo
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>>49185633
ayyyy I remember dat nibba
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Have a bit of a weird habit where I bite on my hoodie or t shirt so it covers my mouth, keeps me warm

but sometimes like now my hoodie is starting to smell a bit like a dog
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>>49185633
fucking newsround man
just CBBC in general tbqh
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My flatmate unironically watches those dindu instagram/ youtube videos

it is highly irritating
all I can hear right now is literally
"uuh.... shieeet... bruhh.."
What a spastic. He's not even stupid, just one of these retards who got sucked into thinking that moronic tripe was cool or funny
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Just rang the guardian up asking why the keep on pumping out anti white propoganda kek
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playing a cheeky bit of nuclear throne
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>>49185669
Did you get that flat for you and your new pupper to live in btw?
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>>49185669
haha, ok, THIS is epic xD !!!

the fact you seriously do this without any self-awareness is beyond tragic
go and get glassed so you can kill off the last few of your brain cells lad
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>>49185648
same, all my T-shirts also have holds in the collar
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>>49181938
im just waiting for this to archive
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>>49185669
Is right zeus ya absolute legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xAbyjaF0Ks&index=1&list=PL6tUYw2uDRqrCpdYHE0x7Qd8Vg5ST3T13
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>finally get rid of haemorrhoids
>now have the shits
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>>49185461
This is the state of the proles lads. Gone are the proud days of the working class where miners put their lives at risk to protest shite working conditions, now zoomers consider phoning in sick and staying in bed form of protest.
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>>49185563
>do your best to raise your son in a stable middle class household
>gets to 18 and he goes off to a good University
>every time you call him he tries to make it a pity party
I'd be fucking sick of you as well.
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>>49182591
Late reply but
>She's made it abundantly clear she never will. She'll sleep with any rotter who tries it on with her when she's drunk but not me
Yea, why do you think that is? Because you fucked it up by initially operating under the pretence that a girl has to like you before she fucks you

Learn from your mistake, next time you like a girl never tell her you like her unless you're certain she likes you. Ask her out to a bar, talk to other guys there and don't focus on her too much. Eventually she'll get drunk and her slut mode will activate on top of her vanity (due to you not showing her much interest).

To be honest, you can still do it now but the problem is moreso how much of a pathetic loser you sound (hiding in the bathroom from her, lmfao).. I'm guessing your in your 20s like most of us here so you're young and i'm guessing she's similarly aged and that's just how you have to play the game at this age. It's not until 30s (when they start to decline) that it gets to the point where you just tell them that you like them and voila, you're now dating.

Unless you're at least 7/10, you need to use every jewish trick in the book lad, especially if you're as much of a beta loser as you sound
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>>49185708
>finally get over the shits
>haemorrhoids return because of the shits
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>>49185669
That time you rang up an escort on the radio was funny
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>>49185695
wow, I never actually realised that's why mine do
feel like a brainlet now
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>watch loads of carpentry and DIY videos
>know I'll never actually do it myself
happens every time
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>>49185713
>This is the state of the proles lads. Gone are the proud days of the working class where miners put their Iives at risk to protest shite working conditions, now zoomers consider phoning in sick and staying in bed form of protest.
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>>49185780
the dream is to have a little work shiop to make cute furniture for myself and friends, possibly make some underhand cash the tax man doesnt get his cut of.
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White Album remaster out lids, gonna have a listen
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nice
got a few dick pics and videos off my mate
hope he sends one very dirty one to me for my birthday
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Mon in here and get comfy lads
>>49185807
>>49185807
>>49185807
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>>49185820
lets see his dick friend
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>>49185713
Should I take to the streets instead you utter mong. Me calling I sick tonight will leave them more understaffed than we currently are. This will result in failed SLAs My line manager will then get his arse blasted for failing to provide adequate staff.
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>>49185845
>should I take to the streets
Yes instead of rolling about your bed being a whingey mong. This would be better and make for more interesting posts.
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>>49185820
>laterz
>2018

state of him
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Any bongs know of good English ancestry companies. We're traced our blood back to English royalty in Scotland but need more go back beyond the Norwegian invasion with William the conqueror. It's pretty good to find out I'm from superior English stock and not some kind Mick kraut mutt. Would I be welcomed back in England as a British?
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>>49186129
Americans are so obsessed about their ancestry.
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>>49186166

You don't get it. American is meme identity since anyone can be American. At least by being English I know I'm white and that's all that matters. I'll die for England and to find a British wife to make white children with. She doesn't even have to have highborn genes like me.
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England doesn't want you faggot





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