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punk edition

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>snow coming
>no bf to be comfy with
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Hello faggots,
What is it like to have an older brother?
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what has r9gay been up to? i went to the beach a couple days ago!
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>>50376837
mine's 6 years older than me, we dont really ever talk, never really did
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>>50376806
>tfw wasn't fast enough to make Bobbos butt edition
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i'm gonna play something on my computer other than terraria for the first time in half a month.
i used to play games obsessively, now i only play terraria with some friends some times.

not playing as much vidya hasn't helped me at all, now i just browse and jack off
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>>50376837

really depends on his personality, it can either be the best thing, or one of the worst.
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Does anyone play smash ultimate?
Who's your main?
Did you play other smash games? Which ones?
Do you consume onions?
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>>50376895
I only like project M
I main pic related
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>>50376854
wtf? Is that you?
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tfw no cowboy bf who always got cucked by blizzard.
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Fucking boredddd
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>>50376806
Any qt sissys wanna talk with a good looking mixed anon with a big dick?
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first for a barabf
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>>50376806
Any qt non-sissys wanna talk to a good looking black anon with a bigger dick?
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>>50376975
Go to /soc/ or better yet grindr.
And also never post here again.
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>>50376975
Hahuahauhauh what in the fuck? Is this serious? This is how you do it? LOL
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>be femmy guy
>want femmy bf

masc is disgusting, I like things qt and feminine like in my doujinshi.
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>>50376806
>tfw want to kill myself bc no bf
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>>50376997
so youre like literally every other faggot femboy on this website?
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>>50376895
I played on the Gamecube and Wii.
>Who's your main?
Too casual to main, Pikachu and Ike are fun.
>Do you consume onions?
One of my favorite vegetables.
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>>50376980
Are you challenging my authority boy?
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>>50376837
Mine helped me realize I like dick
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>>50377051
What little amount you hold
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>>50376854
why would anyone date a vegetable
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greg hates all of you fags.
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>>50377065
Packing a solid 8 inches 8 1/2 if im really horny beat that lil nigga
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>tfw drunk and ghosted by a guy I really liked.
Anyone else drinking tonight?
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>>50377112
Fuck boomer Greg.
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>>50377160
where do you live anon? maybe im the guy who ghosted you :0
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>tfw no bf whose height starts with 5
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>>50377151
i, too, can shove my ruler into my pelvic mound when i'm horny and call it at 8 point something inches.
but i am more modest and realistic
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>>50377160
I feel like drinking today
sadly im out of tequila so I cant make the blue margaritas I like
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>>50377191
Are you looking for a 5km giga-bf, or a 5'8" regular bf
One of these is very common.
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>tfw no bf whose height starts with 6
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>>50377237
Drinking rum and coke here
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>>50376997
>masc is disgusting, I like things qt and feminine like in my doujinshi.
might as well date a female.
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>>50377237
>margaritas I like
wow lad, you sure are gay
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>>50377226
No larp anon i really am packin 8 if u were a trap id show you to prove it... im just not that type of gay
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>>50377264
fuck you theyre dope
I like sippin drank not downing shots
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>>50377241
Doesn't really matter to me, to be honest with you. He can be either as long as he isn't taller than me and I'm a little over 6' tall.
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>>50377283
I mean, you know that nothing happens to tequila if you pour it in bigger glasses, right?
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>>50377280
that fact you said "if i'm really horny" just shows you got drunk on your pheromones once and got all excited when you happened to reach 8
it's nothing really
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>>50377297
yeah it just tastes like regular alcohol and I dont like sipping that shit
id rather take it in shots if its just raw liquor
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>>50377326
I hope you get an alcoholic bf that beats you badly for wasting alcohol on such faggy mixes
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>>50377390
id beat his head with a bottle and kick him out of my fucking house
I drink how I want and dont need some little bitch telling me im doing it wrong
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>>50377409
>waaa waaa
That's all I heard, keep acting like a tough guy when you're just another bottom bitch kek
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>>50377323
But i reach 8 consistenly, unironically my mix is black and portugese desu i was anxious u were gonna beat me since u were full black kek
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>>50377424
sure thing fuck off now
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>>50377424
I gota pistol
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>>50377429
I didn't say you beat me just by reaching 8 you axe, i said i know you were lying by reaching 8.5
and i still don't believe you anyway
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>>50377443
Now without crying or being passive aggressive sissy boy
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>>50377466
jesus youre boring
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>>50377462
>>50377429
Post dicks and let's have a contest to see who is the /r9gay/ big dick champion
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>>50377255
>tfw youre 6'3'' but just want to feel smol
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>>50377480
>still passive aggressive
I feel so sorry for the poor fuck that could be your partner, you're no better than a fucking woman, just kill yourself already sissybitch
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>>50377540
>judgmental piece of shit than doesnt let anyone else have any fucking fun

right back at ya cunt
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I just wanna talk to and learn about one of you
I promise I'm nice
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>>50377493
Ill do it if youre a qt trap
>>50377429
Whatr you packin anon no homo just curious
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>>50377575
>I promise I'm nice
Are you?
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>>50377575
How can I be so sure that you're really nice, hm?
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>>50377583
I'm a manly trap kid, only the baddest of the bad post here in /r9gay/. This is my yard and i'm the big dog here so you do what i tell you to do.

>>50377575
Post dick? Oh not gonna do it? Liar, you're not nice at all!
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>>50377555
>n-no u
And yet you keep replying to my retarded insults, you're pretty much proving me that you're a basic fucktoy that likes to be submissive kek
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>>50377555
>>50377638
Imagine the hatesex.
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>>50376884
>tfw got terraria cause everyone here voted for it so we could play
>it never happened
>wasted 5 bucks on something I dont even want to play

tch
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>>50377668
Would you like to play with us? It'd suck for the money to go to waste.
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>>50377668
Refund it.
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>>50377689
oh yeah I forgot I could do that
thanks bub
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>>50377638
>all this over alcohol mixes
fucking autists
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>>50377708
You're welcome brother. Never buy a meme game again.
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>>50377668
Only voted on Halo and SWAT 4 myself, but still, I agreed to host Terraria if there was enough actual interest. I don't have anything better going on tonight, how about I put something up for us to play for a while.
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>>50377668

its still a decent game, play it up to the two hours first then refund if you don't like it.
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>>50377720
you ever meet one of those dudes irl?
insufferable and obnoxious loners at the bar

always the dudes who arent there with friends
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>>50377598
>>50377622
I dunno, I try to just be supportive and kind. Life is more or less pointless, no reason to not help others through it.
Discord is Idiom#8484
>>50377636
okay, one sec
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>>50377741
>going to a bar with friends
>>/lgbt/
>>/soc/
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>>50377749
This is gonna be good. Originalio
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>>50377779
>sfw
>dead

everyone I hang out with is too masc for me to fug and too hetero to gaychat with
you guys are my niggas
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>>50377786
im too nervous, does that make me a bad person?
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>>50377779
>being this much of a shut-in faggot
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>>50377875
That makes you a cute person.

Your cuteness killed my boners, don't lewd yourself, you deserve better and we don't deserve anything at all. Stay pure.
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>>50377875
nope, and don't you worry about it anon, you should never have to do something you're uncomfortable with
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>>50376806
does anyone remember what happened to MD he ghosted me in the middle of a operation in the uk
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>>50377905
That's actually super sweet, and got a giggle from me! You stay on the straight and narrow too, as much as ya can <3
>>50377907
I'm uncomfortable with everything tho
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>>50377979
I unironically added you by the way.
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>>50376854
>no legless bf to hide prosthetics from
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>>50377053
Did yourr older brother rape you?
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>>50377979
>I'm uncomfortable with everything tho
fair enough, i can't say i'm not similar, it's hard to do a lot of things so i totally understand
i hope you and anon have a nice time conversing, since you've already got one new friend added i'll refrain but i hope all goes well
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>>50378044
No we had fun together _:)_
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>>50378047
I can talk with you too!
as long as you don't mind
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>>50378091
well i know it can be a bit distracting trying to talk with a couple of people at once
i definitely wouldn't mind it, but at the same time i don't want to inconvenience you or potentially detract from you and anon's conversation by "interrupting"
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>>50378147
Damn, that's the gayest post in this thread. He likes you dummy, he wants you getin discord and take his heart.
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>>50378147
can you add me and we'll talk sometime in the future? You seem nice :3
>>50378189
Shh! You're giving the game away!
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>shave asshole
>farts are two times as powerful
w-what
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>>50378247
nothing blocking the way
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>>50378257
simply amazing
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>>50378230
okay, i'll do that, since you seem really nice yourself and i definitely like the idea of talking with you some more, thank you for even offering in the first place
>>50378189
i guess i can definitely be a bit of a dummy at times, thanks for the encouragement, anon
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>>50378307
>>50378230
Some folk just need a little push. Good luck!
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>>50378247
Double your fart power with this one weird trick. Doctors hate him!
But what do you do when it starts growing back and gets itchy?
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>when he's offline
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Saturday, what's the plan for the day
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>>50378668
Drinking and crying
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>>50378432
>my buddy bud
Still looking for buddy buds?
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>>50378432
Where are you from anon and what type of guy are you?
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>>50378668
drinking and hitting on people while intoxicated because I want sexual attention
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>>50378849
hey cutie, you thirsty?
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>>50378668
try to lure cuties into edh on cockatrice
maybe play league
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>>50378897
I'm not there yet anon, but I'm getting there
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>>50378668
It's community day for Totodile, so I might do that.
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>>50378912
Keep drinking, keep on keeping on!

stay safe
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>>50378931
Same to you my lad
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im sad...no show with my (hopefully) future bf tonight...can't even talk to him because he's offline...
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>>50378668
Vidya, snek juice and fever meds.
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daily reminder that if you go out to bars with friends and have a bf then you are NOT robot and should leave this thread to either >>>/soc/ >>>/lgbt/ or r*ddit
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>>50379025
friends cant replace the love of a cute boy whos always by your side
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>tfw headache
Too drunk, boys
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>>50379139
How many people are drinking in this thread right now
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>>50379149
I'm drinking still, and I think there might be one or two others
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>>50379025
What if you went one time because someone who was a friend from high school wanted to hang out, he insisted on going to a bar.
You felt insanely uncomfortable the entire time and just wanted to hide
And he never talked to you again after?
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>>50379149
I'm drinking delicious water
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>>50379201
people that drink soda as adults disgust me
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>tfw he never tells me anything
>tfw he never messages me or tells me how much he loves me
>tfw uncertain whether he feels love or hate towards me
>tfw want to be embraced
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>>50378622
>>50379281
at least you have someone to pine for
imagine being alone having no one to express a little love to with the hopes they reciprocate
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>>50379281
Sound like my ex. Fucking hate clingy, only i get to be clingy.
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>>50378230
Is it okay that I sent a request? I hadn't talked to you because I wasn't watching the thread but you seem nice.
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>tfw straight but getting curious
feelsbad but it won't stop.
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>>50379281
>been talking to him for over a year
>good friends
>send him pictures of your body after he sent dick pics and erp'd with you multiple times
>"cool"
>have no fucking idea how he feels and every time I ask he tells me I'm being too emotional
I'm going to shit myself into a coma
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>>50379384
>friends
>dick pics
>erp
none of that says romance anon, it's all just physical. you are being too emotional.
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>>50378668
playing jrpgs and fantasizing about ever having a bf
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>>50379432
That's all well and good but he gets insanely jealous when I talk to anyone else and even starts online pissing contests about it, so what the fuck
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>>50378668
Sleep, talk to cute guys who I wish could be my bf then sleep again
Watch anime with a cute guy I wish could be my bf
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>tfw no bf to cuddle and kiss
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>>50379458
so then stop talking to him? again, clingyness/jealousy when talking to other people doesn't equate to someone having feelings for you. the fact that he dismissed such an idea by saying you're too emotional should be a pretty big red flag
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https://youtu.be/qFv_oqgpUH4?t=221
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>>50379508
>Fateshit
Cringe.
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>tfw christchan personified
>tfw still want to hold hands and stuff
>tfw never will muster enough courage to talk to someone about it
>tfw people just make fun of my religion
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>>50379506
sunk cost fallacy, that's a lot of time to spend with one person for no emotional commitment. You're right I should but it's extremely unpleasant, I'd prefer to just stay friends with him if I can without him flipping the fuck out about me getting sexual or romantic with other people considering I like him as a person
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>>50379524
>he doesn't want gilgamesh to kill him twelve times
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>>50379528
The only man you should want inside you is Christ and his love.
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>>50379528
>tfw no christian bf to have a wholesome relationship with but only to have perverted dirty rough sex once we get married
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>>50379558
Marriage is for man and woman not two men, please correct your thoughts.

>>50379552
Thanks for support anon.
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>tfw no bf to be the little spoon to my big spoon
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>have had over half a bottle of vodka tonight
Probably time to stop, right?
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how do i get my bf to quit begging for dick so often? honestly it gets annoying
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>>50379588
nah keep going I'm going too with you
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>>50379528
Christianity has some very fancy footwork to deflect the polytheism problem.

>>50379588
Nah, the time to stop was half a bottle ago.
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>>50379652
There are no problems and catholicism is the only true faith.
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>>50379619
Your bf is young maybe? Some people have huge sex needs. That could be problematic for your couple.
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>tfw no bf to lie awake at night awaiting their return from work
>tfw no bf to help unwind from a stressful day at work through cuddles
>tfw no bf to be held close by at night as we sleep through the next day in each others embrace
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>>50379577
>tfw no bf to be the big spoon to my little spoon
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>>50379670
Catholicism worships at least three gods and Islam is a truer faith.
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>>50379797
It doesn't, but you're too stupid to understand metaphysics so it's forgiven.
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>>50379847
Explain it in plain terms, then
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>>50379872
>make stupid claim
>lool explain why u disagree
>cant sum 2000 years of philosophy in two sentences
>LMAOO DESTROYED SEE I WAS RIGHT FROM THE START MUSLIMS WERE RIGHT

Nah. Google Aristotle and find out yourself.
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>>50379998
You'll never find a qt bf to hold hands with if you can't even share the foundations of your religion.
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>>50380051
Who would want a bf who's low IQ and makes 0 effort to learn something for himself?
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>Fighting over religion on /r9gay/ of all places

Cringe
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>>50380070
>He doesn't want a lazy low IQ bf to teach stuff to

Cringe
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>tfw no cute bf to send my pics and play games with

thats the dream isnt it? a best friend you can fap to and dream about doing stuff irl
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>>50380070
Who would want a bf who knows God and does not teach?

>>50380130
A best friend you can fap and play Double Dash with, that is the dream.
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>>50380153
>A best friend you can fap and play Double Dash with, that is the dream.

Cringe
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>>50379577
>>50379715
now kiss

>>50380081
>>50380095
>>50380164
>Cringe

Cringe
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>>50380280
>Calling me cringe for calling those jabronies cringe

Based
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>tfw no muslim bf to imprison me and send my mother videos of me being immolated alive
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>joined a gay discord server
>some trap talked about how she can make milk now
>I started talking about selling it since currently there is no tranner milk to be found online
>this topic has been going on for 3 days and it doesnt look like dying soon
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>>50380437
Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>50380515
I can milk my benis.
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>>50380515
"can transexuals sell their milk"
no, no woman or single dad would ever buy that shit
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>>50380539
That not real hormone induced male lactation milk
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>>50380555
Fetishists would buy tranner milk
Like those used panties

And if you say some healing bullshit with it middle america would also buy it
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>tfw no bf that's shorter than 6' tall
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>>50380597
>tfw no bf thats shorter than I am
smol boys are the cutest
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>>50380654
That is so true, I want a bf like that
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>>50380654
i'm 5 foot even
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>>50380572
>middle america
Middle America won't fucking touch anything tranny related with a ten foot dilation rod
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>>50380747
>i'm 5 foot even
Imagine being this cute
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>>50380788
>cute
More like retarded.
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>>50380788
>>50380907
it's not my fault i'm short bully
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>>50380940
I wasn't trying to bully you. I'd like a bf your height.
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>>50380948
How tall are you, potential bf?
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>>50381003
A little taller than 6' myself.
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>>50381020
Yes please give, I like that.
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>>50381035
We can talk somewhere else if you want, so we don't flood the thread with just our conversation
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>>50381051
What is your discord tall anon
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>>50381071
Could you post yours instead or even a temp email?
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>>50381078
>making your qt post his discord instead of posting yours

just asking to get cucked
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>>50380731
Can you post a new non-expired invite?
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How do I go from cuddle buddy to bf
a-asking for a friend
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why does yaoi get the short end of the stick when it comes to anime?

we get a lot of manga sure but no anime
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>>50381078
gvwe7x+7w8wgakfgaamo@sharklasers.com
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>>50381259
While fujoshi are rabid and constantly pump out boys love and yaoi content they just don't produce the sheer capital that otaku waifutards do.
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tfw 165 cm tall
Is this cute or disgusting midget tier? I'm not fat or anything
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what
I want a smol bf too
where do you meet cute short guys
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>>50381381
You're perfect size to be bend over various places
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>>50381381
a 5' anon here just got a 6' tall bf
obviously its cute, the REAL question is how cute is your hair?
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>>50381395
I'm too pure for this, please don't talk about things like this

>>50381397
I hope it's cute or at least going to be cute, I'm growing it long but it's kinda thick and wild like Maho's from Steins;gate and I don't put any products in it
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I have to pee but I don't want to get out of bed.
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>>50381381
It's cute anon, you sound easy to give piggy backs.
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>>50381414
>I'm too pure for this, please don't talk about things like this
This makes me only want you even more for lewd stuff
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>>50381418
I just woke up, got out of bed, and peed. You can do it!!
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>>50381414
so ur gonna be my bf right?
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>>50381381
i'm 152cm V_V
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>>50381428
That was a fast response, I'll go do it then
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>>50381441
>i'm 152cm V_V
BE MY BOYFRIEND NOW, AAAAA
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>>50381425
No lewd please

>>50381424
Yeah my big sister used to give them to me all the time

>>50381429
No but you can take this anon >>50381441 I'm not worth it
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>tfw 5'6
>mom describes me as "tall"
>know im below average in america

least cuteboys are less judgemental about height than girls are, thankfully I have a solid dick
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>>50381455
a-are you cute? des
>>50381458
>.>
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>>50381467
>a-are you cute? des
Yes very cute, cute cute cute.
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>>50381441
Cute! The perfect height for headpats.

>>50381458
Don't be down on yourself anon, it's not a competition. All he'd mentioned was his height and there's plenty more about you guys that matters!
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>>50381475
okay! give discord nanodesune
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>>50381483
>there's plenty more about you guys that matters!
Like what?

>inb4 good interests
I'm a generic weeb nerd that likes scientific stuff nobody cares about
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>>50381458
aw cmon
you sound like a qt who needs to be cuddled
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>>50381494
Everybody here seems to say the same kind of things about their interests anon.
Which sciences are you into?
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>>50381464
Haha. You really haven't meet lot of cuteboys then. Some of them are worse than thots for appearance and being tall. They are so picky about it, that's hilarious in some way. Your height is okay though.
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>>50381525
History and linguistics

>>50381511
I don't need to be cuddled it's just your opiniion
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>>50381537
I guess you really like it etymology then, I'm not much a nerd about those things but I always find it interesting where words come from.

>>50381525
I remember the first time I wanted to try meeting up with a cute guy.
He was basically a roastie (male) had no interest in anything but casual sex and was really abusive towards me.
I was a complete idiot for considering that and I'm glad I didn't go through with it.
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>>50381525
youre bumming me out man
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>>50381525
>tfw like robot looks more than chad
Is liking overweight hairy older boys really that rare?
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>>50381455
>>50381475
where are you cute boyfriend
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>>50381635
>Is liking overweight hairy older boys really that rare?
Please do not describe me as being the typical robot.
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>>50381600
Etymology is fun, I'm trying to learn latin now and it feels like I'll learn a lot of languages by just knowing latin.
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>tfw thread became thirsty for small guys
>tfw no one wants a regular robot
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>>50381661
That's cute anon, I hope you don't have self-esteem issues because it's just the correct body type to have
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>>50381669
im okay with anything under 5'6
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sorry robots im a lonely femboy attention whore hit me up
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>>50381600
Sometimes, you just want an human interaction even if the partner is abusive and an asshole. So you're not an idiot. It's just that finding a good bf is difficult.

>>50381635
It's not rare. But for most people into this, it's just a sexual fetish so it's boring and uninteresting.
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>>50381669
Most of the people here are either tops with no self-esteem so they crave tiny playthings for sexual purposes or they are bottom "femboys" that also have no self-esteem so they whore themselves out.

Regular robots are the best.
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>>50381663
>No smol nerdy bf to give piggy backs through the forest on comfy autumn days while he tells me where words came from and he practices talking languages I don't even understand but listen intently regardless because I find it cute how passionate he gets.

>>50381681
The last person I talked to that was into overweight or hairy guys was disappointed that I've been working on losing weight and getting in better shape.
They wanted to make me fatter and for me to stop bathing for their fetishes and it was really distressing having somebody into me for a fetish over guys being as disgusting as possible.
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>>50381669
>tfw perfectly average height
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>>50381752
That's dumb anon, you need someone who would care about you more.

Piggy back rides sound fun
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>>50381788
whats average height?
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>>50381848
That would be 180cm.
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>>50381842
Piggy back rides would be great! I'd get to carry around someone cute, listen to the cute little noises he makes when I speed up or walk slightly more erratically and I get even better exercise for my core and arms which would otherwise be neglected on a walk.
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>>50381869
>tfw absolutely average height
>tfw above average dick
It works, I guess. But I'd still want to be taller than my bf
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>>50381877
Aaa that sounds too detailed! Where are you from
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>>50381913
Europe, you?
I forgot to mention how nice it'd be to basically be getting a hug the whole time.
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>>50381932
Europe is a big place, and me too
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>>50381910
I have it the opposite way :(
though I'm a bottom so it's okay
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>>50381962
Yeah and I'm top
So it's ok where it counts, but still
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>tfw saw a video that remined me of my crush
>tfw no chubby bf
:( today is starting out awful frens
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>>50381957
Not exactly comfortable saying where exactly I am in public, can you email me at gvxdws+76eg5gxxijmf8@sharklasers.com ?
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>>50382035
>tfw have a thing for smooth firm chubby bottom boys
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>>50382053
Tfw share this feel
Makes it all the more sad
Gonna shave and wax myself soon i want to be a smooth boi
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how is it possible to be a homofag when women exist? i mean i get bisexual, but full homo? what's the deal here?
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>>50382088
Be my chubby bottom boyfriend!
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>>50382094
W*men can never be trusted.
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>>50382053
why? what do you want to do to bottom boys?
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>>50382122
Lewd stuff, love stuff, cherish them and care for them forever and ever.
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>>50382094
Personally, the only woman who has ever been nice to me was my mother. Also, I want dick in my ass as soon as I get skinnier. Also
>tfw hungry but I still need to fast till tomorrow evening so I can look like pic related, rather than musclechub
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>>50382106
Traps and cute boys too. All cheaters. Maybe even more because they all want to make lewds things. Just read this thread.
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>>50382037
I sent two but you're not replying friend
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>>50382286
I thought I did reply?
And apologised for being slow.
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tfw 190cm but no short bf
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>>50382391
i'm short, wanna talk about lewd stuff?
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>>50382545
sure pm me imbecil#6234
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>>50382545
Would you put on a megumin cosplay so I no longer have to IMAGINE?
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>>50382660
what's that? discord? i only have discord

>>50382681
well, i mean, i would
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>>50382711
hot, would you post your discord or a throw away email?
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>>50382740
slep#8364
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I knew it.
shouldn't have woken up.
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>tfw no emo-ish edgy robot bf
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>>50383282
this is me
are you a bright cuteboy who can contrast my edge
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>>50383282
>tfw no toymaker bf
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>tfw no emo pretending edgy slut bf
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>I dont think he actually does love me either, he just is in love with the idea of being in love and not alone like he was before i found him
WRONG. that's *****YOU*****not me, proven by the tantrum you threw all those days ago.
I curse myself for the inabillity to hate him.
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>>50383674
maybr you two should be deredere for a while instead of shitting up the thread with your drama
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Binging some early reboot Who, super comfy right now
>tfw no bf to watch David Tennant Doctor Who with
>tfw no bf to make fun of shitty current Doctor Who with
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mfw when 5'5 jungle asian unable to get any bf to talk about lewd stuff and music with
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>>50384569
>5'5 jungle asian
If you're cute, you'd be pretty ideal for a lot of guys. What kind of lewd stuff do you want to talk about?
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>>50384569
>5'5
>unable
>posts bait like this
at least try to be subtle
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>>50382222
i'm not gonna hang out exclusively with ugly dudes and beardlords just because you have a problem with everyone else
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Feelin' lewd right now...

Any fellow robot here that would help me orgasm? Words, pics, whatever comes handy.

If so, give me a reply and i'll drop my discord. <3
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>someone trolled him
>he took it seriously
>he vents on me
this is what happens when i don't avatarfag and he's a paranoid schizophrenic that thinks any fuckboi that drops him a YOU is me.
I really like him though, wish he'd drop me a call or send a text or even a good fucking morning.
not as if i'll ever get anything good going right?it's better that both of us suffer. completely idiotic.
hey guys if you can please give me an advice how to handle a shy paranoid bf that lurks this thread.
I'm having my own share of trouble but
>either he hates me, himself, his emotions or is trying to deceive himself or all of the above, dumb dumb needs someone to be there for him.
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>>50384803
>If so, give me a reply and i'll drop my discord. <3
I wouldn't mind helping
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>>50384913
Thanks, cutie (L)

There!: Roy#1121
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Tfw no insomniac bf struggling to get to sleep with me
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>>50385027
I think I might be a borderline insomniac, but I'm not sure. Is it normal to spend an hour or two lying in bed before falling asleep?
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>>50385027
>>50385078
>tfw without sleep medication I lay in bed for like 6 hours every day
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>>50385113
That sucks anon. Hopefully, you'll find a bf who will love to cuddle and comfort you so you can fall asleep easier.
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>>50385207
Its fine, I just take sleep meds every day instead..
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>>50385113
some people needs those to prevent seizures
not as if they have someone to hug them or tell them it's gonna be alright
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>>50376966
Are these your drawings anon?
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>>50385113
>tfw without even aiming to sleep I will go an entire day without leaving bed.
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>>50385376
that sounds like a case of MDD
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>>50385465
fuck off slut.
this isn't the place to try and figure out if you like dick or not
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>>50381259
Gay shit is banned in places around the world. Thats why Yuri on Ice was heavily censored. So they could get it into places like Russia.
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>>50381389
is 5 foot 5 short?
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I just want a cute nerdy bf that I can be intimate with. I don't really care too much about appearance/body type, just someone with a cute personality that I can cuddle with.
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>tfw no nerd bf to scavange around for old thinkpads with
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>>50385929
That sounds like fun anon! It'd be cool to have a bf that'll introduce me to his niche hobbies!
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>>50385802
I could be interested. But I'm a bit afraid of the 'cute personality' means for you.
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>>50385929
Oooh, that would totally be something I'd like to do.
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>>50385986
you can afford a shower? interesting
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>>50384596
anything really, im into a lot of stuff ^^ prefer not to say them on here though

also sorry for late reply i just showered
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>>50386040
why'd you delete your post, poor
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>>50386017
Why cute personality? Like being a shy submissive? Or something else? Be more specific anon please.
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>>50386044
>>50386044
i thought i accidentally tagged myself and the moment i sent it again i just realised what i'd done
kill me
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>>50386046
I don't know really, just want someone I can be 'cute' with, ya'know?
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>>50386074
Then I leave you in your little deluded dream anon.
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>>50386011
>>50385968
>tfw no hopefully /newengland/ bf to libreboot my X61 with
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>>50385747
yeah but a ton of yuri shit gets anime?
I can only assume its because mainly fat disgusting "yuri is the purest form of love" creatures are the only ones that watch it so theyre more profitable compared to the low amount of fujos (comparatively) that would watch yaoi anime

I did watch that hitorijime my hero anime partially just cause the cuteboy and his bf were cute unlike the main protag and the creepy teacher he fucks
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>>50386155
sorry anon, that's a bit too far away for me
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>ywn watch anime in native 4:3 while programming with your /g/ bf
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>>50385771
>is 5 foot 5 short?
Of course it is silly.
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>>50386155
I was at one point, anon, but I'm a bit farther south now.
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>>50386157
the profit in anime is merch.
Fujos don't buy merch because it isn't extreme enough, all the profit in marketing to fujos is in the doujinishi market.
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>fapping to a cute gay doujin
>wearing socks in bed so feet are sweating
>start wiggling toes about as I touch myself
>feels even better and my feet almost feel as good as my thing
>climax focusing on the sensation
I knew I enjoyed them but I didn't think it was this deep of an issue, have I completely given myself a foot fetish?
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Any anons in the UK?
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>tfw no american jazz bf
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>>50386401
Hot.
I wish more boys were into using their feet.
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>>50386415
hai-domo britanon-chan deeees.
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>>50386401
Not yet, no. You were just wiggling your toes as you came and were being cute.
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>>50386415
howdy :) top taste in anime
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>>50386415
I'm from the UK. Nowhere scenic though, sadly.
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>>50386630
I guess the scenery's ok where I live. Did you draw this anon?
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>>50386574
The whole time I was imagining someone tickling them. I'm not sure why but the thought of using them for something sexual sounds extremely perverted.

>>50386605
Is wiggling your toes cute?
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>>50386671
I'd like to have a cute guy rubbing my pp with his feet.
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more specific than UK anons, any Birmingham anons in the thread?>
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>>50386653
I wish. I'm not so good at drawing, but that manga was cute.

I went to snowdonia once, that's Wales though and that was really nice.
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>>50386718
I'm about an hour away from Birmingham anon
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>>50386762
ooo, you on any gay social media so we can talk or w/e?
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>>50386759
I've been to Snowdonia before but that was for a school trip. I'd love to go hiking around the mountains there some time
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>>50386767
I'm not unfortunately :(
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>>50386780
That does sound quite pleasant. It does look like a great place to hike. Do you usually go hiking?
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>>50386671
>Is wiggling your toes cute?
Yeah, and I'm not into feet. I just find toe-wiggling to be cute.
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I made lasagna

>tfw no bf to eat lasagna with
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>>50386800
ah damn, how will we talk after this thread than anon?
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Is there some r9gay discord server?
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>>50386807
No, I've never been hiking before. I've always really wanted to get into photography, but I don't have any proper equipment. It'd be nice to walk around the mountains and take some photographs
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>>50386718
Is manchester close enough?
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>>50386847
we could always chat on discord anon?
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>>50386891
this is fine
>>50386886
perhapos anon, you on discord?
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>>50386829
>I made lasagna
>>tfw no bf to eat lasagna with
Based lasagna-making bf.
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>>50386857
That's a really good idea! I do digital photography, but I've always wanted to take landscape photos with medium format film. The pictures come out huuuge when developed, something like 50GB files with lots and lots of detail.

I'll spare the further details, but you should get into landscape stuff. You'll love it.
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>>50386899
have one, don't like posting it.
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>>50386828
It feels really good when lewd, I want to do it again soon
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Is discord having issues for everyone?
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>>50386986
That's good, anon. I hope it's as enjoyable for you next time as much as it was the first time.
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>>50386550
I was just listening to his 1972 Live in Paris, lol

Nice taste heh :D
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>tfw no ancap bf to defend my property with
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>>50387031
And I'm still listening to his 1979 live in Rome!
What's your favourite song from him?
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>>50386905
Based lasagna-loving bf <3
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>>50376895
I main Lucas and was thinkinhg of getting into Pichu after watching Socal chronicals. I played competitive smash 4 (was fun pre bayonetta, don't @ me) dabbled a bit in project M and have only played melee casually.
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>>50387043
wanna make a baby and then trade it for a big mac?
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>>50386930
Thanks anon! I'll have to look into it and invest in some proper equipment. Wildlife photography is something I'd especially be interested in!
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>>50386974
ah okay well mine is suiiii#3817 if you do wanna chat or w/e
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>>50386899
Anzu #9315
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>>50387007
Yes
>Identified - We are aware of the issue and trying to resolve it.
>Jan 12, 10:56 PST

>Investigating - We are looking into why users cannot connect to Discord. >Connected users should be fine.
>Jan 12, 10:49 PST
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Are all the robots prison gay and into sissies/fembois/traps or are we actually homosexual?
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>>50387479
Some are prison gays, some like manly men. Not all that complicated.
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>>50387479
I'd say about 50% of /r9gay/ is actually gay, followed by 20% sissies (not into sissies, but like actual sissies themselves) 15% prison gay, 10% "straight but actually bi but like to pretend they are 'not really bi and /r9gay only turned them bi'", 4% trannies, and 1% the occasional roleplaying femanon who likes to sneak in.
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>>50387553
>1% the occasional roleplaying femanon
I think we have a ftm around here
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>>50387597
>I think we have a ftm around here
Definitely, probably a lot more too. I remember a while back where one anon pointed this out and a ton of them crawled out of the woodwork. Sometimes I truly wonder if /r9gay/ can ever ever truly be HOMOgeneous.
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>>50387597
>ftm
OwO
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>>50387644
I don't mind having other sorts of people around here, I'm not really a homo purist
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>>50387644
Most prison gays are chasers and there's nothing worse than a robot chaser, so I don't think that will happen soon
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>>50387669
am I a chaser if I'm genuinely gay and just find crossdressing hot?
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>>50387553
sissies arent gay?
its just guys looking feminine right?
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>>50387718
A chaser is someone who goes after transexuals only because they're trans
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How am i supposed to get laid when my parents are at home and i haven't left the house for night activities in 3 years?
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>>50387800
relatablu
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>>50379705

this would be amazing, too bad its just a dream
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>>50387800
This. I have pretty helicoptery parents so it'd be difficult for me to get away from home to meet up with a guy.
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>>50387856
Fuck, i can't even buy condoms or lube because i don't have a single safespot in my house.
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>>50387870
Same. I really wanna buy toys but I've got nowhere where they wont be found.
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>>50387800
i mean you always start someday, you dont have to go full overboard with it
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>>50387891
Why don't you just move out?

Get autismbux if you don't have an income!
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>>50387933
How do i start? I was thinking about telling them i was going to a party, but i have no friends and they wouldn't buy it.
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>>50387953
lets take me for an example. im not someone who goes out but i just said im going to take a walk. or going to a movie. those are thing you can do alone. if you just start with the walking you can go out and plan your own time doing it. claim it as getting fresh air
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>>50387936
Hmm, maybe I will. Hopefully I'll be going to uni at some point, but that doesn't seem likely rn
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I've been browsing Tinder, POF, and okcupid.
my red flags are if he listens to pop music, has the name of a sitcom or cartoon on his profile, wears makeup, has odd-colored hair, or studied something worthless. bonus points if he is pictured smiling with his mouth open all the way or used a dog filter.
and if he's wearing those preppy clothes you wear when you own a boat for recreation
or if most of his pictures are of him drinking alcohol
will I make it /b/?
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>>50388025
How old are you?

>>50388013
The movie thing is good, i think i'm going to use it today. What excuse do i give to leave the house at like midnight or later?
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>>50388031
>will I make it /b/?
None of those red flags are weird in any way. Those are just regular filters to sort out any problematic normalfags or sluts.
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>>50388087
ill mostly just say i need to stretch my legs or get some fresh air.
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>>50388087
18 originolius
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>>50388031
What's wrong with pop music? There's some great pop music out there

>>50388025
Nice, I wish you good luck! You can do it anon
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>>50388031
i listen to pop music, and i watched dbz, im double the trouble if i understand correctly
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>>50388127
>What's wrong with pop music?
Just a normie filter. On it's own, not particularly important, but it is definitely a symptom of basic NPCish behavior. Typically listing pop as your favorite all time music shows that you are a basic trend follower, and thus are more susceptible to being a normalfag
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>>50388127
Thank you anon! Looking forward to freedom
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>>50388031
>tfw into nu-metal right now, hate sitcoms, no anime on profile, no makeup, thinking about paint hair blond, med student and my profile picture is a car.

Feels good to know i could take your boipussy if i wanted.


>>50388161
Study, also it's never too late to go to college.
t.23
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>>50388204
yours for the taking.
i don't have any problems with anime at all. but i find it off-putting when someone really needs people to know right away what their favorite cartoon is. like it's an important part of their personality.
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>>50388204
>boipussy

Such a stupid word
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>>50388233
Anime IS part of most weebs personality, it's sad. You're doing good by avoiding those kind of people.

>>50388236
Impotent.
Change it.
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>>50388204
>into nu-metal
Holy fucking cringe
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>>50388395
I-it's just a phase! Still better than pop though.
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>>50387553
You're pulling these statistics out of your ass.
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>>50388431
>You're pulling these statistics out of your ass.
noooooo... really?
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>>50388431
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at trannies and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another fag, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a bisexual freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add gays to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at /r9k/, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because gays KNOWS they can't beat me and they're not even gonna try!
So trannies, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning /r9k/'s support. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning the general. See trannies, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at /r9k/.
but I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with trannies? Would you rather come home to me, a bisexual freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to fat ass hairy trannies?
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>>50388507
i didnt know scott steiner visited here
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>tfw no bf to spoon
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>tfw no 6ft+ 200lbs-ish bf
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>>50388507
>Would you rather come home to me
Without a doubt you!
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>No shoegaze bf to listen to Hum with
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>>50388930
well go and change it! you can do it!
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>tfw no bf to read me his papers
but then again i'm just a neet so it stands to reason i'll probably have no idea what he's talking about.
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>tfw ywn experience the same relationship twice
i miss him so much
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>tfw no bf to fork
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then go find someone ^^
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>>50389322
> spoon*
ftfy
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>>50389386
No, I mean fork, I'm into cannibalism
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Why do so many people here want small, vulnerable people?

I'm the broad shouldered, manly type and I feel like I'm at a bit of an impasse.
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>>50389446
I have a perfect game for that!
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>>50389510
tfw no broad shouldered confident bf who is strong and intimidating in person but shows his soft and vulnerable side to me when in private
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>>50389510
i now the feeling, thats why i mostly just lurk around here
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need a depressed cute boy that likes shitty depressing soundcloud hiphop like yungjzaisdead to cuddle and listen to with
am a depressed agreeable feminized boy
even if you hate me thats fine just kill me
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>>50389626
know*

>>50389615
thank you for that :D makes my day
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I need to practice my talking game, sending dick pictures is too easy. I'll start.

Hey, whats up?
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>>50389635
>depressing soundcloud hiphop
are you 13?
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>>50389796
mentally, absolutely, physically, 22
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>>50389635
>>50389808
>he unironically likes depressing soundcloud hiphop
that's a redflag if you ask me
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>>50389808
Cute, so how we doing this huh? I never done this kinda of stuff before.
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>>50389510
>Why do so many people here want small, vulnerable people?
Because they're prison gay, they think being gay will make them score fast, but they want female-like guys because "eww men"
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>depressing
>hip-hop
kek
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>>50389808
I'm 24 myself.
6 mentally tho
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>>50389884
This

Real hip hop is just stating the sad truth but not in depressive maner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kjeWGQ175g
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>>50389946
Is that thot.va from jewwatch
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>tfw can't get a single (You) here tonight or in dating apps.

Looks like i'm done for the night boys.
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>>50390001
No its from the game ruiner

Haven't played it myself yet though
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>>50390013
here is a (you) just for (you), hope (you) like it ^^
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It would be nice to go camping with a bf. Just walking the whole day and climbing together and then sharing the same tent seems really nice.

Might get a bit sweaty though, as it usually does. I'd like to do Fuji one day.
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>>50390048
Based, thank you anon, now i don't feel like human shit.
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>>50390138
no worry anon, if (you) need more (you) just tell me and ill (you) (you) so hard
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>>50390134
>tfw gonna go hiking and camping with my brother this spring

I've never done it before, it looks so fun

I wish I had a bf to do it with..
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>>50390194
You can always imagine one
poof he will show up!
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>>50390194
Great! Hopefully you'll enjoy it and the weather is nice for both of you.

Make sure you get some good socks. I'm sure you have though.
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>>50390212
I wish that was true.. If only it was that easy

>>50390268
Yeah I'm hoping for good weather too

Socks hmm.. Didn't even think about needing special clothes, I better get that prepared some month before
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>>50390311
Possibly. At least here in the UK it's usually quite cold so I get decent socks. They also stop the nasty heel rub.
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>>50390311
ask >>>/x/ for an incantation
they will provide you with many
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>>50390311
is this guy cumming?
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>>50389635
think the only depressing rap I like is Xs music and one of tylers songs
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>>50390212
ill volunteer as a tribute if it helps!
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>>50390350
Are you the guy that said this last time? No way 2 people see that guy as cumming.. He's crying!!!

>>50390336
Oh man I'm not schizophrenic enough for /x/ yet

>>50390331
I've never hiked before but I trust you, I'll get decent socks! They shouldn't cost too much, right?
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>>50390471
you a cute
>>50390429
death is not allowed!comfy comf pompf only :D
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>>50389856
do you have discord? just go with the flow
>>50389823
they are
>>50389903
that's not a lot older than me
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stop using the same reaction images, i hate recognizing you all
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>>50390498
I'm not trying to be cute, but thanks!
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>>50390498
i wasnt planning on dying, ill be the person in the back putting his hand up just for the participation award :D
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>>50390471
They can be if you get the super good ones, but you'll be fine.
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>>50390545
just say avatarfagging saves more time
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>>50390429
nice!

>>50390586
Alright I'll remember you and check them out when spring starts coming here

Thanks so much!
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tfw no big boye bf
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>Purple hair

should i do it?
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>>50390715
You'll come across as a prison gay sissy trapfag
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>>50390550
u are participator
i am gold medalist
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>>50390735
Sorry, i meant should i do *him*?
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>>50390735
you say that like it isn't his goal
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>>50390749
can i win something with participating? otherwise i may need to do my best
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>>50390134
Was a BoyScout, is a comfy thing I do alone now. Wish I could take someone with me, where you from? >~>
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>>50390755
wait what, so you weren't talking about dying your hair you meant banging some guy with purple hair?
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>>50390803
Well, how good were you at rolling your scarf?
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>>50390882
Yes, sorry i was in hurry.
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>>50390883
Terrible, I actually got in trouble for that a lot...
sorry
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>>50390912
if you're just fucking him then i don't really see why you care, if you want an actual boyfriend then you're already kidding yourself with that huge red flag
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>>50390994
I guess my trick was to bite the end of it and roll it slowly. It worked pretty well.

Where are YOU from though?
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why does so many people in here have tenor.jpg/gif/png filenames?

What's a tenor?
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>>50391059
Gif host site thing
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>>50391026
I cheated and spun it on itself, finished it with a square knot. Ever get eagle?
New York here
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>>50390788
always need 2 do best
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>>50391076
Is New York nice?
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>>50391216
yes but if i go full tryhard from the start thats not fun
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>tfw spent entire day taking pictures of myself
>tfw think i'm sexy despite the Goldberg nose

This is my goal now /r9gay/. I'm going to look like this guy. Gonna paint my hair tomorrow and start working out.
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>try to do anal stuff
>Turns into a sloppy mucusy bloody mess
Wtf, it was the best orgasm I had in a while however. Also my stomach feels like knives and now I am not sure if it has to do with what I did with my ass, or what I ate, or both. It did hurt a teeny bit before but now holy shit ouch
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I'm bored out of my mind, Greeks are yelling at me, and I'm trapped with no contact with real friends
What do
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>>50391722
Masturbate, record it and send it to me
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femboys are normie demons
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>>50391722
Why are greeks yelling at you?
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>>50391795
this. they also lurk and post in this thread
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>>50391795
yes guys lets all not get femboy bfs guys leave them all for me
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>tfw everyone either wants someone really feminine or really masculine
>tfw I'm stuck inbetween as kinda fem kinda masc
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>>50391739
I think I'm fine not doing that
Besides, I'd have to marry you first, otherwise that would be sinful
>>50391799
Family get together
My mother is Greek
I used to think it was cool when I was younger but it turns out Greeks are neurotic so that's not so fun
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>>50391897
I can go for that for sure
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>>50391901
>I'd have to marry you first
That sounds fine by me
>My mother is Greek
nevermind
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>>50391961
It's fine anon, she treats everyone but me like they're the best person in the world, and she is a pretty good cook. And I usually don't see her that often, but we had a bit of a get together with the family today.
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God damnit some subby faggot keeps adding me larping as different people then blocking me when I be nice.
Is he trying to shape me into an actual dom?
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>>50391961
based greek hating anon
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>>50392056
Sounds like a schizo to me
Lots of people like that in these threads
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>>50392056
yes
bully him and tell him that you'll eat his ass till his knees buckle if he keeps on being a lil shit
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too many uggos and boomers on grindr.
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>>50392098
Post one of the uggos.
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>>50392098
Hurry up motherfucker.
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>>50392098
the boomers are the best, they usually pay the most! :)
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>>50392373
you slut
at least try and be monetarily balanced with your fucking around
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Don't fall for obvious bait, doesn't matters how dead the thread is
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>>50392492
It was a joke! I'm not a slut
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>>50392525
that's what they all say
I bet you get pounded for hours on end each weekend, don't you?
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>>50392555
I'm a virgin lmao
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>>50392199
you can see for yourself download the app
>>50392373
i mean... ive never done stuff for money... i guess i gotta think about the clothes i could buy vs the disgust/risk of murder yknow
>>50392574
wanna fuck
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>>50392654
What's your area? I wanna look at the uggos of your area.
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>>50392686
north o England
what's yours?
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From now on subby little kawaii uguu boys can fuck off.

Where the bratty fags at?
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Join this epic gay server, there's some qties in already, maybe you'll find someone. Only thing we don't tolerate is chasers

UY8aUvv
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>>50392844
South Korea, close to Seoul

I'm looking at the Edimburg boys and they look like goblins so far
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>>50392907
>ywn be a qt twink who can afford to be a brat
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>>50392999
Post server picture. I wann see how may people you actually got in there.
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>>50392999
I don't know where the guy in your image is from but damn he looks cool
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>>50393032
>Doesn't know who Griffith is

Cringe
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>>50393032
villain from berserk
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>>50393001
daebak the seoul boys looks much better than the dudes here. i wanna go to korea anyway so i guess thats more motivation lol
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>>50393021
looks like 72 people

I really need to make a blacklist of dogshit servers to avoid at all costs
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>>50393081
>>50393076
nice I dont watch anime but if they're all cool like that I'm gonna have to start
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>>50393083
Go to ireland and get irish bf. Seoul boys are too picky on Grindr but total sluts in real life. You'll probably fuck a lot because you're English.
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>>50393118
the berserk manga is 1000x better then the anime (especially the CGI one)
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>>50393132
daebakkk we going -> hanguk bussy
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Just drank like 50 oz of kombucha ouch
>>50376818
>freezing
>only got like a half inch of snow
>no snow in forecast
well this is better than dreary slightly-above-freezing weather but I like snow. At least I live near a creek and it's beautiful frozen
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>>50393287
What's kombucha?

I wish there was more snow where I live..
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>>50393351
Fermented tea and sugar
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>>50393357
Sounds.. interesting

I wonder if you can buy it in the local stores or if you have to make it yourself hmm
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>Pogba? Yes, I rate him.
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>>50393382
It's common in hipster stores like whole food, trader joes. I brew it myself though because it's way more cheaper and probably better. Semi-related apparently store bought kefir only has like 15 strains of bacteria and yeast yet homemade can have up to 60 strains
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>>50393435
Yeah I live in rural northern europe, don't think they have those stores here haha

I'm gonna try to make it myself though, hope everything goes well!
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>>50393447
>I live in rural northern europe
sounds very comfy
>I'm gonna try to make it myself
Nice, stick to just black tea and sugar for a while and once you have a healthy scoby don't be afraid to experiment, you can use coffee, molasses, honey, herbal teas, etc
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>>50393403
who is this guy and why do i keep seeing him in this thread
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NEWWWWW WHERES THE NEWWW REEE
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>>50393567
go bake the new bread then, homo. Preferably rye sourdough
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>>50393582
>rye
jump off youfucking faggot
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>>50393525
It is comfy but kinda lonely!

Thanks for the tip! I looked up a video on how to do it, will do it tomorrow
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>>50393089
imagine being this miserable
if anyone else wants to join, the server is small, but still active enough, i think it's pretty balanced

UY8aUvv
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>>50393600
>t. uncultured swine
I suppose you would prefer this then
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i will not make a thread because i am walking around the city
so it is up to you, person reading this
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Alright fags move out >>50393831





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