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back to normal edition
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My wife Leah is the greatest.
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what a time to be alive in this age of our lord
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Alice is the love of my life.
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I love Kass!
But em, yeah, like I was saying with >>50379411
I feel like furries have completely disrespected the bond that me and kass share, more than any other community out there. Heck, among weebs, videogame fans, zelda fans, friend communities, whatever--only a vocal minority openly expresses hatred for the love me and kass share, everyone else generally just doesn't care. However, it feels as though the entire furry community aims to destroy any meaning or value our relationship has.

Do any of you feel this way about how others treat you and your waifu? Sometimes I wonder that maybe, if my husband were human, I'd just be experiencing the same scenario except with zelda fans/weebs saying that I can't be married to Kass, while furries don't care.
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>>50379487
This general has heard enough about what my love for her caused, so I'll just give a brief summary.
Someone lewds her, I react autistically, then get targeted and falseflagged to hell and back.
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>>50379544
I can definitely relate to that, though I feel like I've kinda been able to get used to it. The way I see it is if someone's masturbating to my husband, it's kinda like what it's like when someone masturbates to me, I'm not really affected by it and it's done privately, but if they were to let me know they did that, they're just creepy and not worth talking to. Besides, a lot of the time they might just be doing it to make you upset, and Kass tries to remind me of pic related whenever that happens. Still, sometimes it can be overwhelming. Furries are just so repulsive and repugnant, I hate being associated with them.
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Would you change anything from her media?

If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
Why?

Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?

What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?

Do you relate any smell with her?

And any taste?

To what videogame would you compare her?
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You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
What will you do in the meantime?

Waifu is sad.
Like suicidally sad.
How would you comfort her?

You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection.
What to do?

How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?

Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?

What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.

What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.

As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
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>>50379411
>>50379487
sometimes.
my least favorite is when people feel the need to remind me of what kind of person he is, as if i've developed some sort selective delusions or that i want to "fix" him. it's insulting.

i don't like it when people make him softer than he is, or "woofiby" him. it's not who he is.
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Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?

Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
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>>50379487
People hate you for being an autistic gfurfag.
But i admire your dedication , it makes me wonder if i eeven love my waifu when i compare our devotion
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>>50379654
>>50379663
not feeling up to questions right now but ill answer three of them

>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her? Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
I would love to brush her long soft hair

>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you? Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
makeup

>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
she is most likely more sexually aggressive then I am so I would assume she would just jump on me like a lioness
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
I've said this before but I would put less yuribaiting and more suggesting that the characters have husbandos instead.
>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge? Why?
I don't really know that much companies, but I would want one that cares about the quality of her anime/games instead of making the most money *cough cough* KLab *cough cough*
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
I would want to see her drawn in a more Western style, but the original style she's in is the most beautiful one.
>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
It's pretty funny imagining politicians with waifu's. I even had a little joke with some others that Erich Honecker had her as a waifu. I'm not sure if anybody would have someone shy like her as a waifu if they were confident enough to be a politician.
>Do you relate any smell with her?
I relate the smell of flowers with her, but not much else. I don't relate any taste with her.
>To what videogame would you compare her?
Obviously the game that she's in. You might want to adjust these questions before transferring them to /r9k/ since there are also waifus from vidya.
>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
We would talk with each other and probably sleep it out. If it's only us in the elevator then we might do some other things as well.
>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
I would tell her about how much she gives meaning to my life and that it would have been infinitely more sad without her, then tell her that I can make her life better as well.
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
a lot of over-the-top edgy grimdark shit dc puts out gets retconned within a year, but there's always more work to do.

>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
i usually say "replace most of dc's writers" for this question, but they've been doing him really well lately with the current nightwing arc and kings of fear.

>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
my favorite artstyle happens to be one of those that people tend to hate. that sketchy, almost uncertain-seeming linework seen in stuff like bedlam, or witch doctor. it has a lot of personality to it.

>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
i have no idea.

>Do you relate any smell with her?
dried straw, strong and surrounding you, like being on a hayride.

>And any taste?
i'm not really sure about a taste. the only things that come to mind are things that i don't actually enjoy, like coffee and pumpkin flavors.

>To what videogame would you compare her?
the first outlast game.
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>>50379663
>>50379843
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
I would help her through the realization and tell her that it would be be okay. I would also try to become a vampire too to live with her forever.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
When we are cuddling, I would kiss her a lot more passionately than usual and then start massaging her. I would then ask her if we could do it.
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Lay down with her and give her headpats and rub her hair until she falls asleep.
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her? Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
I would enjoy working on and bruwhing her hair. If she wanted, I would experiment with different hairstyles as well
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you? Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
I would like her to shave my face and maybe tell me what I can do to improve my looks.
>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
Shegoposter has been very friendly in these threads and has contributed a lot. Some of the things he talks about do bring some new things into the thread, and he's had to go through a lot of struggle too.
>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
She definitely does, at least the part about being shy. Another thing is, just like the Love Live is the only thing that motivates her, my love for her is the only thing that motivates me.
>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
It's true for some and untrue for others. I've heard people in this thread say that their waifu would be a counterpart to them.
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>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
Ask her to calm down and not to anything too ridiculous. Please stay with me, wife. We both need each each other so please don't do anything stupid.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
Oh man, I don't know if I could really do that. I just love her so many times more than anything related to sex. Literally couldn't care less about sex, it's just her that's keeping me alive.
Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
>Get her in my bed, put on something nice on my tablet and pet her head. I'd literally pet her for one hour or more if that means it helps her fall asleeep.
What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.

I love Fennec so much, you don't understand. I can't wait until her plushie arrives, I'll be the luckiest person alive.
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Good morning everyone. Glad to see everything's back to normal.

How are you doing today?
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
Fate is mainly a mobage now since it's what makes money, but it's not like TM doesn't mind anything else, since we got the HF movies, Case Files and hopefuly HA anime, so I'm fine with it.
>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
>Why?
I'd just like if they gave her more serious moments as a character instead of being a comic relief most of the time, but I guess she's more instresting that way for most people because of fanservice
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
She gets a lot of artwork from a lot of artists, so I'm fine with the variety she has in general
>Do you relate any smell with her?
I guess something like lavender or clean clothing would be fitting since she'd take care of herself
>And any taste?
Anything like tea or japanese food, since she's a japanese princess
>To what videogame would you compare her?
Okami definitely, because of the whole japanese esthetic and places since that's the same age she's from. I usually imagine us living on a calm Okami style japanese village.
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>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
Just talk about silly everyday things, or something like our own future together
>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
She actually comited suicide so I can imagine the situation. I'd just tell her what I think about her as a person, why I love her and remind her that I'll always be there for her to make her feel loved and accepted
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
A dragon vampire sounds really cool, and no mention about her burning if exposed to sunlight so I wouldn't worry that much. Living forever with her as immortal beings also sounds really romantic
>How would you ask waifu for , you know, some "fun"?
Sexually? Just be honest and ask her normally, she'd get embarassed about it but also be okay anyways.
>Waifu is really sleepy, how do you get her to sleep?
Lay on her side on a quiet and peaceful night, cuddle while whispering lovely things to each other, making sure that she won't be alone and she's always happy and protected.
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her long and beautiful hair would be dreamlike.
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you? Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
It'd be weird for me, but it sounds really intimate so I'd be fine with that as well.
>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
Gladosposter is based, made our threads back then and is really nice
>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
I do, mainly on not trusting disshonest people in general and valuing honesty on them, and not having a good opinion about myself
>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
Not know about some waifus from here so can't really tell
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>>50380452
God I just love her so much. I can't fucking wait for her plush to arrive. I want to cuddle it so fucking hard you don't even understand. I wouldn't even be fucking bothered being homeless as long as I get to cuddle my dear wife.
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>>50374300
>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?
Yes and no?
>Has it somehow worked against her?
No.
>Is there something she regrets?
Nothing that I can recall this morning.
>Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?
Trying to explain what show she's from get's me some looks.
>Would she like living in your den?
Probably not. It's cozy but ridiculously small and surrounded by foreign technology that promotes laziness.
>Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?
In the largest room in the house which is ironically not in use.
>Is there anything about her that has impacted you really hard?
Because of her I was able to put aside my own condescending thoughts and reattempt things I normally wouldn't. It helped me actually see alot of things through. Now, I don't do anything.

>Is she immature in any aspect?
Quite the opposite.
>Would you like to change it?
No, it's perfect since she's also very girly on top of it.
>Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?
Merciful, despite her training, she always looks for a peaceful resolve.
>You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?
Play with her ears, flirt with her. Quickest way to get her annoyingly flustered.
>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?
Not that I can remember. I'll have to rewatch her content.
>Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country.
How well does she fare in the office?
>Forest elf in charge of the US
Probably not well. She's more of a military general than a political leader.
>Has she ever done anything embarrassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?
Remain a virgin? If that counts. She blushes when teased about it.
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I'm feeling weird today
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>>50381310
Oh no, what is it GLaDOS anon? Is there anything you want to talk about? I'm always here to listen.
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>>50379487
You are lucky you are not in love with a popular character as they get that kind of porn all the time (Alice included). Everywhere I go I almost always see comments on how someone wants to fuck her. And it always hurts me to see porn of her to the point when I feel betrayed by her. But usually after few days it wears off.
Good thing that her creator stated that she is pure and virgin.
>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
Not much. I really like her games. The only thing that I would want to change is to know more about her everyday life and how she lives as an adult.
>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
>Why?
Her creator, American McGee is based as fuck. But I would gladly change the company that has the rights to Alice's franchise, EA, and give them to American. He knows what's best for Alice. He really cares for her.
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
She looks perfect in her game to me but I would want to see her in some more realistic style with current graphics.
>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
That's really hard to tell. I don't know.
>Do you relate any smell with her?
She probably wouldn't smell very well but I imagine that at best she would have this smell of old wooden furniture or that kind of smell when you are outside for long period of time.
>And any taste?
Nothing comes to my mind.
>To what videogame would you compare her?
Well, she's from a video game.
>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
Discuss about morality, paradoxes and other stuff like that.
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>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
Hug her and tell her that suicide is not a wise option. Ask her if there is anything I coule for her. And just take her for a walk somewhere in nature to show her that this world is beatiful and there's no reason to be sad.
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
Nothing changes. I still love her. I would try everything to hide her true identity from world around her.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
Only and only when she would be ready. Her sister was raped, she was sexually harassed at the asylum. I would never want to hurt her. I would need to know what kind of approach she would like. But I imagine I would ask her under some romantic circumstances if she's ready to do it. If she wouldn't want to, that wouldn't be a big deal for me.
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Just put her to bed and stroke her while watching her falling asleep.
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her? Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
Everything. I want to do literally everything with her and always be close to her.
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you? Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
Nothing. It would feel a bit weird to me. I prefer doing these things myself.
>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
He is in love with his waifu for many years. I'm really impressed by that and I hope I will be like him.
>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
To some degree, yes. We are pretty similar in some aspects (being curious about the world, seeking the truth, having an artistic soul, being a bit overemotional).
>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
I don't know them that good.
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>>50381392
You know your waifu was canonically raped by her psychiatrist numerous times right?
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Answering some of the questions from a previous thread:
>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?
not at all she is a very kind and insightful in-spite of her awkwardness.
>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?
she is afraid of showing the cuts on her hands.
>>50379721
Ones significant other generally fills some sort of an emotional niche. I would say that for me Yuri reminds me a lot of myself. In a way I feel the desire to give her the kind support I never got because I feel I could help her in ways others could not.
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>>50381387
I don't know, it's just this weird brainfog that I have and everything feels completely useless
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
The genre, I'm not a fan of Ecchi. Blatant fanservice and tits in your face every minute is makes me roll my eyes. I initially only watched the show because I was a poorfag and Crackle had no other animes I haven't already seen at the time.

>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which ones?
Seiichi Yoshihara, Liu Lan, Tima, Hetza Hellshock and the Idolmaster artists from the top of my head.

>Do you relate any smell with her?
Flower shop.
And any taste?
I've got nothing.
>To what videogame would you compare her?
I can't name one that I can comfortably compare her with sadly.

>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
Talk. The potential of subjects are endless with someone that's 1000 years old.
>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
Talk to her, remind her how smart she is, how strong she is and special to all those she's trained and got along with, even take her somewhere nice.
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
*clink clink* Fuck vampires and fuck werewolves. If my waifu can no longer live outside in the light, I will sacrifice anything to fix her.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
Basically what Leah-Poster said.
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Hit her with something she'd probably say like; "The strongest warriors get their sleep" or something cheesy like that.
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Defintely brushing that silky platinum blonde hair.

>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
Yuri was the best girl of her game. It sucks that most her "fans" are dumb lewdfags.
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>>50381603
Oh I get that. Brainfog happens to me regularly and it fucking sucks. Just get through it and hope it's over as soon as possible so you can continue with your life.
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>>50381653
Thank you, whoever you are.

originalpost
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>>50381689
:) Thank you for being you, too. I always like reading your posts and you help me through life too.
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>>50381722
I didn't realize that I had such of an impact.
Thank you, really.
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>>50374300
You madman. What have you done?

>Is she quick to jump to conclusions?
No, not really. Quite the contrary. She takes her time to jump to a concrete conclusion.
>Is there something she regrets?
Robbing a man of an honorable death and turning him into a psychologically damaged weapon.
>Is there something you regret about this waifufaggotry of yours?
I regret that I'll have to one day disappoint my family with the fact that I love someone who is not real
>Would she like living in your den?
It can sometimes be messy. I don't know in what conditions she used to living in. My apartment is relatively small.
>Waifu must crash at your place because of reasons, where can she live?
Mi casa, su casa.
>Is there anything about her that has impacted you really hard?
Her. If you are looking for something a little more specific her philosophy has really affected me and how I view life.
>Does any character in western media resemble her?
Really obscure, but The Song from Furi.
>Is she immature in any aspect?
Not at all. She is really mature in almost every aspect. The most immature thing about her is that she has a sweet tooth
>Would you like to change it?
Absolutely not.
>Is she merciful or the kind to rip her enemy to shreds?
Her callsign kind of gives it away.
>You are in the auto-destructive mission to annoy her, what tiny things would you do to accomplish this?
Make a lot of noise and distract her when she's trying to work. Also dark humour would infuriate her, I think.
>Does she have any unusual/quirky fear of something?
I don't know. She isn't show to have one.
>Turns out that waifu, through a lot of bullshitery , is now the head of YOUR country. How well does she fare in the office?
My country might actually top be able to get out of the shitter.
>Has she ever done anything embarassing that makes her outright blush in amazement and try to hide her face?
No.
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
that they actually develop the lore, characters and story. Blizzards seems to think making a character gay equals development. I absolutely hate it how they have treated their game(s).
>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
American McGee. I fell jealous of the Alicefags because their creator really seems to put their heart into the world and characters. Other than that maybe Valve because of the wonders they did to the TF2 cast.
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
I don't really follow any artists online. I'd like more minimalistic and abstract art of her though.
>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
She's the opposite of almost every single politician so I can't answer this one. (Unless you count Gandhi)
>Do you relate any smell with her?
Black Orchid.
>And any taste?
I don't, sadly
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
Share knowledge in our respective fields.
>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
It is out of character for her to be suicidal. But if she was as sad as she could be then I'd try and encourage her and motivate her using the words she would do it with. It would remind her that she would never give up and what she is fighting for. That and Swiss chocolates.
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>>50379663
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
I'm kind of into the Dracula aesthetic. Would ask her to transfer the vampirism over to me so we can both go live in a castle and do research and make discoveries to our hearts' content since we're immortal.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
Subtly, touching all the sensitive spots and kissing her more passionately than usual to send the message
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Read to her and cuddle with her. She doesn't really have sleeping problems anyway.
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her? Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
Brushing our teeth together in the morning is a fantasy of mine I hold dearly.
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you? Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
I don't think I'd feel comfortable to let her do my body's dirty work like cutting my nails , cleaning my ears and the sort. I'd let her cut my hair if she was confident in her abilities. And, of course, showering with her.
>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
GLaDOSfriend is a chill dude with devotion towards his waifu. I love chatting with him in these threads whenever possible.

Also please try to refrain from asking so many question at once. It makes it incredibly heard to read people's answers and to interact with them on the basis of their answers. It also makes the thread look incredibly messy.
Save some questions for later. That way we don't run out as fast. Those are just my thoughts though.
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
I would probably want her to have some sort of a happy ending or at least make the good ending canon.
>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
I wouldn't
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
Maybe more realistic stuff like pic related
>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
Perhaps Ron Paul
>Do you relate any smell with her?
the smell of Jasmine flowers
>And any taste?
not really
>To what videogame would you compare her?
Some sort of an atmospheric point and click adventure with psychological and surreal themes.
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>>50381448
You know you are completely wrong? Only her sister was raped. Bumby wasn't interested in Alice. She is confirmed virgin. Provide at least ONE proof that would confirm your ridiculous claim. I will wait.

Even if she was, I would still love her.
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>>50382191
>tfw anyone who would try to hurt your waifu would get shanked
based knife waifus
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Why do I always quit when I face even the smallest struggle on a videogame or something I'm working on.
What's wrong with me?
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l'm not letting this thread die
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>tfw had a dream with Liz last night
Thank you based god.
>>50381603
These feelings are more or less normal, though I can only speak for myself. Some days my mind is clear and I feel really well, and sometimes I feel so retarded that it's beyond my capability to explain it. I don't know if we feel the exact same way, but I can relate.
>>50379663
I'd answer but I don't want to put anyone through the psychological torture of trying to say something nice about me.
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>>50379429
How do I deal with my waifu being forgotten by everyone?
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>>50383522
Well as long as you remember her, isn't that what really matters?
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Problems anon. We got a way to get your waifu to this realm, but it requires her getting deflowered by Chad Thundercock. Do you let her do this as a cost for letting her be real?
Note that if you say no to Chad, she won't just remain where she was. Instead she will be thrown into an all consuming hell-void where she will spend eternity in suffering. Could you subject her to such pain?
A third option exists. Neither has to happen if you kill yourself. But the problem is that you were put in a mental hospital and now you cannot get a gun. You also are monitored highly, so even leaving your house might prove difficult due to cameras being placed around it. So how do you kill yourself if you decide to do such, is there a foolproof plan?
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>>50383572
My waifu was already plowed by a 2d chink chad.
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>>50383572
fuck off with this cuck shit before i smash you with my mortar hammer, nigger.
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>>50383522
And what's the problem here? I wish my waifu was forgotten by everyone. At least there wouldn't be any disgusting porn of her.
>>50383562
This.
>>50383572
Is this a fucking joke? I would do almost anything to be with her. I would forgive her betrayal or even an orgy. I just want to be with her so fucking bad. And you even said that if I would reject that, she would suffer. How could I allow this??? How could I let someone I love so much go through this much suffering?
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>>50382191
Bumby was interested in Alice.
But he couldnt mindbreak her and ended up shoved into a train's path.
Psycho waifus best waifus , they dont fear shit.
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>>50383572
So she is ether has sex with some duche or goes to hell? Assuming she knows this she is basically getting raped and I can't let that happen that said what defines the condition of death? If I intentionally OD on Demirol and am then revived from clinical death did I officially "die" because my heart stopped working? Or does my soul need to depart my body? Assuming the latter was the case the first order of business would be locating this alleged "thundercock" and sending him to the hell he threatened my waifu with.
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>>50385226
>assuming the latter
I meant the former as in clinical death counts.
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>>50379721
I've noticed that me and my waifu are just as much the same as we are different. I wouldn't say it's a reflection but we do share a lot of traits.
As for other people, some posters really remind me of their waifus. I can see a part of the person they love in what they say. For some I am unable to determine since I either don't know their waifus or haven't picked up on their mannerisms.
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How should i refer to this thread's waifufags?
In /c/ i had no problems with waifufags but we have literalfags here and husbandofags too.
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>>50385620
Just refer to them as /waifu/fags. What's a literalfag by the way?
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>>50385645
>What's a literalfag by the way
I'd imagine he means homosexual
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>>50385680
He already said husbandofags though.
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>>50385697
There are females too.
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Enjoying last weekend before uni.
>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
To some extent, but Poppy is an amazing person. I'm not.
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
Also to some extent.
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>>50385645
literal faggots.
Husbando fags may be male or female(male) or female(female).
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>>50385751
>females in a waifu thread
very strange, we probably don't have those
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>>50385792
We already started uni last week.
What do you study my fellow spic?
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>>50385800
We used to have a female in the /c/ thread.
An aquashefag, dont know if it was a real bio female or some laro.
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>>50379411
>Getting called creepy by furries
kek. Just forget about those guys, they sound like dicks who think with their dicks.
>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
God I hope so. She is very noble, kind, honorable, and most of all brave. I have the same opinion as her when it regards completely senseless violence but I also wished I went out of my way to help my loved ones as much as she does.
>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
Most of the time it seems to. However their are a few notable exceptions, such as Scarecrow fag not being an insufferable edgelord, Kass lover not seeming like a big daddy bear type etc.
>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
Let her keep the short hair instead of it magically growing long. Like seriously, where the fuck does it even come from, look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMvbkPwGhw
>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
What ever studio did boy and the beast would be pretty cool
>Do you relate any smell with her?
Men's grooming products
>>50379663
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
She do this all by herself. She is a grown ass woman with a fairly easy to maintain haircut.
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
I can do all of this just fine by myself to. Although I would like her to clean my hair I guess. I just like people touching my hair in general.
By the way, that's a cool waifu you've got there. Where is she from. Tell us about her.

For everyone else
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
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How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
How would you like them to be?

How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
How would you like it to be?
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>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
Probably Mio if Mioposter was still here, and also some of the waifus that put lots of effort into things. She might be a little bit shy at first though.
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
Probably the really lazy ones. If she knew about the drama involving her she would also dislike Riko.
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
Not really, besides singing and being pretty flexible she doesn't have much else in talent.
>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like? How would you like them to be?
Something very romantic lasting about 5 seconds, maybe we would do it while hugging each other as well.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be? How would you like it to be?
Let's just say that there would be a lot more physical contact and tongue touching.
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>>50384202
>I would forgive her betrayal or even an orgy.
Alicefag this cuck mentality isn't healty
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>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
She'd probably enjoy Yuri's company, though their taste in literature might not match up given that Elizabeth is from another time period. Mercy also comes to mind, I think they'd have some pretty interesting conversations since they're both idealistic people, though Elizabeth is seemingly less so. They also have similar views on war/violence. Maybe(Maybe) Alice as well. I don't know enough about your waifus so I'm not 100% sure.
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
Probably Scarecrow and GLaDOS. I love you Scarecrow and GLaDOSposters...
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
Lockpicking. She has plenty of other talents but they aren't really all that quirky.

>>50385922
How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
Just quick peck on the lips/cheek.
How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
A lot more touchy and intimate. We'd probably take our time.
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>>50385869
I'm studying Industrial Engineering since most of the other students who were studying the one I was already studying, Innovation and Development (a combination of IE and Mechatronics), left the campus and the school closed it basically. So it was either switching or moving to another state.
What are you studying, fellow amigo?
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>>50386244
The most fucking pitiful course in Software Engineering.
Bastards cant program for shit and need drawings to deploy a server , fucking shameful.

At least /g/ helps me to get sharper and get ahead
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>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
Probably just a quick peck, maybe while holding hands. She doesn't seem too big into public displays of affection, and honestly neither am I. It would mostly depend on how she's feeling that day.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
It'd be longer and more passionate I guess. I don't really want to go into further detail.
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>>50379663
You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
What will you do in the meantime?
Probably sit down and just talk and hold eachother and wait. Since we had time just relax
Waifu is sad.
Like suicidally sad.
How would you comfort her?
Id pick her up carry her to the bed make a comfy blanket cacoon thing and just lay there togrther and tell her i love her and how much she means to me
You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection.
What to do?
Id confront her about it, and if she is a vampire have her bite me so that way we can always be together. Also I'd invest in a house with a basement so we can avoid light if it affects us like in fantasy
How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
I wouldnt pressure her but if we started kissing id ask her if she wanted to do more
Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Id pet her hair while softly singing her lullabies
What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
Really anything she wants id like, but mainly brushing her hair since she looks like she has very soft hair
What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
Mostly just comb or cut my hair, that always feels nice plus feeling her soft hands would be nice
As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
This isnt for one person but for all, youre some of the nicest faggots ive met and you all make this thread very nice to be in since there isnt any toxic people its just supportive nice faggots. Never change waifufags
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>>50386556
Fuck image and green didnt show up. Fixed
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
What will you do in the meantime?
Probably sit down and just talk and hold eachother and wait. Since we had time just relax
>Waifu is sad.
>Like suicidally sad.
>How would you comfort her?
Id pick her up carry her to the bed make a comfy blanket cacoon thing and just lay there togrther and tell her i love her and how much she means to me
>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection.
What to do?
Id confront her about it, and if she is a vampire have her bite me so that way we can always be together. Also I'd invest in a house with a basement so we can avoid light if it affects us like in fantasy
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
I wouldnt pressure her but if we started kissing id ask her if she wanted to do more
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Id pet her hair while softly singing her lullabies
>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
Really anything she wants id like, but mainly brushing her hair since she looks like she has very soft hair
>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
Mostly just comb or cut my hair, that always feels nice plus feeling her soft hands would be nice
>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
This isnt for one person but for all, youre some of the nicest faggots ive met and you all make this thread very nice to be in since there isnt any toxic people its just supportive nice faggots. Never change waifufags
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>>50384419
He was only interested in making her a prostitute. His main goal was to make Alice forget who the killer of her family was.
>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
No offense, friends, but it's very hard for me to answer these questions as she was always a loner without any friends in real life so it's hard to tell what kind of friends she would want to have. She also has an attitude that I think wouldn't be very well-liked by others.
She isn't evil or anything like that. But almost all people she had met in her life wanted to use and abuse her. I think she just wouldn't trust anyone.
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
She can spin a knife on her finger.
>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
>How would you like them to be?
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
>How would you like it to be?
Although Alice is the most beautiful girl that I have ever seen (to me), and I surely would want to kiss her, it just feels a bit wrong to me when I think about it. Her character was never shown to have any romantic emotions towards anyone.
>>50386139
I know. The thing is, that I just can't imagine being angry at her or leaving her even if she would hurt me really bad. I would rather just ask myself "why did she do it?", "maybe I need to change?"
I believe that if she was real she could manipulate me like some beta cuck. I just want to be with her so bad. Maybe it's a good thing that she isn't real, after all. Because I could have done something really stupid.
>cuck mentality
Please, I know how I may sound but I hate cucks. And I would never enjoy seeing my loved one having sex with someone else.
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Questions:
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
>How worried is s/he about them?
>How worried would they be about your health?
>Do they have a healthy diet?
>Would they care about yours
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a
character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
I don't think ether of us would like kissing in public maybe a kiss on the cheek if I had to.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
I would run my hand through her hair and drink her saliva and kiss her lips and her whole face.
>>50385620
Why is this a problem? So what if there are fags and husbando posters?
>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
I would feel anxious but try to stay calm because of her. She would probably do the same.
>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad.How would you comfort her?
Everything I could do I would do I would tell her how great she is I would go to counseling sessions with her for added support and remind her to take her medication if needed.
>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
I would probably just ask.
>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
hold her in my arms pet her head.
>>50379718
How is it going scare crow poster?
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>>50379721
Not at all. She's calm, wise, distant, strict but patient and logical. That's how I appear in real life, but online, without any boundaries, I'm the clearly the opposite, which is why I for the longest time she was my role model.

>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
They themselves have said they see a bit of themselves in their waifu so I'd say so.

>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
If we're talking truly bonding rather than just remaining acquaintances, then there are none I have enough knowledge of that come to mind.
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
The reckless ones I guess?
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
She can stand completely still on a really fast mammoth?

>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
A little smooch on the cheeks.

>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
Not at all, at least physically. She is very physically flexible as shown in her ability to do a backflip.
>How worried would they be about your health?
She would care about my health a lot since she cares about me. She would tell me when I might be doing unhealthy things and help me.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
She definitely does.
>Would they care about yours
She would since she cares about me, telling me what to wand what not to eat, maybe cook some food for me.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Not really. I know that they are people's waifus for a reason.
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
Not really health problems, but if she goes into spirit from, an doesn't have her spirit power sealed away within a couple days she could die.
>How worried is s/he about them?
Not very, since she rarely ever goes into spirit form, saving it for emergencies
>How worried would they be about your health?
Probably decently worried since I've had arthritis since I was two years old, and have some mental issues that I don't take medication for.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
She seems to have a healthy diet, though she probably eats too many lollipops not that I would tell her that
>Would they care about yours
I'd imagine she'd care about my diet, though my diet isn't particularly awful so she doesn't have too much cause for concern
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
No, I don't feel bad about it because a lot of waifus come from anime and I've only ever watched two. though if I'm unfamiliar with a waifu or husbando, it's not like I can't just look them up.
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>>50382431
Sounds like you aren't good on dealing with frustration and failure, so you easily give up. I can really relate to that.

>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
Probably the calm ones, she has a bitchy attitude towards people until she becomes their friend
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
The dishonest onew for sure, they'd trigger her autism
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
As a human not really

>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like? How would you like them to be?
We'd both be embarassed about it for sure, so something quick'd be nice for us
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be? How would you like it to be?
Something more touchy and romantic for sure

>>50386844
Aliceposter how do you feel about the original Alice in Wonderland, did you read her book and such or don't mind it that much?

>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
If you don't count her mental health then no
>How worried is s/he about them?
She's embarassed about it and tries to be a better person
>How worried would they be about your health?
She's a really caring person towards her lover, so absolutely
>Do they have a healthy diet?
She's a japanese princess so I'm sure she would
>Would they care about yours
Yes, besides that she's good at cooking so she'd also be glad to make me some meals
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Not really, I end up looking about them when the character seems intresting
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
No, she's very healthy.
>How worried would they be about your health?
Very. I sit around and nap all day and occasionally forget to eat.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
Hopping from tree to tree like that, I'd expect so.
>Would they care about yours
She'd make something for me and insist I eat it, get annoyed with me cause my walnut-sized stomach wasn't able to finish it, and then she'd go out of her way to give me a reason to be hungry.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a
character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Not feel bad but I do wish I did to incite some discussion.
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>>50386280
By the way you describe it, sounds like you'll be the top of your class in no time!
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Man it feels like forever since I've posted in one of these threads.
How are all you guys?
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>>50382431
I have the opposite problem. Even when I realise a challenge is simply too much for me and will take far longer too complete than is reasonable my stubborness refuses to let me give up.
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>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
Elizabeth and Mio. They seem like the type of people she'd love to hang out with. They give off the same sort of vibe.
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
Scarecrow. They would be rivals.
>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
Despite all her other talents she doesn't really have any quirky ones.

>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
A little peck, maybe on the cheek too.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
I really love to give kisses as gently as possible, especially when they're supposed to be more intimate and "lewd". It's just a me thing. Our lips would certainly be locked for a long time. A lot of caressing of her face and neck would be involved as well. And, this may sound a little dirty but...we'd also look in each other's eyes in between kisses.

>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
None of course.
>How worried would they be about your health?
I'm relatively healthy. I think I need to work out a little more during the cold season since I'm barely active during it.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
It goes without saying (even if she enjoys treating herself from time to time)
>Would they care about yours
My diet could use some more balance. She probably has the best diet advice to give.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Somewhat. The vast majority of waifus in these threads I recognize and some even know well but others I've never even seen. I wish I knew the waifus better so I could talk interact with more people here.
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
the stories she appears in she's kind of a ghost, you could call that a health problem.
>How worried is s/he about them?
she feels that being dead and a ghost is better than being horny beyond any normal state while alive. (she's celibate and masturbation doesn't help a succubus)
>How worried would they be about your health?
she's very empathic, so quite a lot.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
yes, she did, luckily she doesn't have to eat while dead
>Would they care about yours
she would definitely care
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Nah, not all the time anyway, unless I really want to be good friends with this person.
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
She is physically fit but she has major mental health problems. She often sees things that are not real.
>How worried is s/he about them?
The cause of her mental problems is related to tragic event from her past. To find peace, she has to sort out few things in her mind.
>How worried would they be about your health?
I don't know. I'm pretty healthy though. And I don't like it when someone cares about me. It would just feel weird.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
She looks anorexic so I guess it isn't that healthy.
>Would they care about yours
I don't know but I eat much healthier thanks to her.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Usually when I'm interested in some character posted here I read some Wiki entry. And I read every post so I have at least some basic knowledge on each of those characters posted here.
>>50387254
>Aliceposter how do you feel about the original Alice in Wonderland, did you read her book and such or don't mind it that much?
I haven't read the full book(s), yet. I only have the basic knowledge on the original version of Alice.
I would say I don't mind it that much. I'm obsessed with Alice from A:MR mostly.
I presume you are asking me this question because your waifu is also a character based on some other character. Are you a fan of the original Kiyohime? Are there any other versions of her that you know of?
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>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
Not that I know of, she's a healthy girl. Spending so much time in isolation is a risk factor for many mental illnesses but she doesn't seem to show signs of any.
>How worried would they be about your health?
I have a disorder I don't take my medication for. If she found out she'd likely be concerned. I wouldn't mention it to her though.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
She seems a bit too skinny so she probably isn't eating enough.
>Would they care about yours
I think my diet is pretty healthy so I doubt she'd have much to be concerned about. I do forget to eat when I'm really busy so she might be worried about that.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
I don't know some of the waifus here that well, mainly the ones from anime. I don't feel bad but I wish I knew more about them.
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>>50379429
later husband posting but husband posting nonetheless.
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>>50387271
I am far above the rest and it sickens me, i compare myself to the real deal at /g/ threads and aome ibterviews on the internet and i cant fucking believe how far back we are.
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>casually browsing YouTube
>suddenly a video with my waifu in the thumbnail shows up
>heart instantly starts racing
Is this a weird thing to do?
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>>50388738
Nope , mine is relatively obscure and whenever she pops up in my daily browsing it brings me a smile.
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>>50388738
A few days ago a friend who I haven't revealed my powerlevel to sent me pic related in response to some shitty meme I sent him. I seriously doubted my sanity for a second.
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>>50385909
She is Urabe Mikoto.
MC of a fetish-manga about drool, she has some kind of weird drool telepathy and slashing attacks with panty scissors.
She is demure and stoic outside but can be quite emotional in certain times

She always hides her eyes but when she clears her face and smiles it is truly a great thing to see
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>>50379429
Waifu posting once again
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>>50387505
just tagging my own post, I'd like to know what people think of it
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>>50387505
>>50388861
How did you learn to draw? How long did it take you? Is there any advice you can give to someone who wants to draw his waifu?
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>>50387505
>>50388861
It's nice, I wish I was more artistically talented so that I could make art and other such things of my waifu.
>>50388738
No, that's pretty normal. My heart flutters a bit when I see pictures of my waifu as well.
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>>50388906
>How did you learn to draw?
I asked a bunch of my artist friends for direct criticism, could be harsh or not, I asked them for tips and tricks, layer types, etc. and lastly it's practice, lots and lots of it, traditional, digital, anything really.
>How long did it take you?
my current art is the result of just over 1.5 years of practice. the drawing itself took just over 4 hours because I'm a slow sketcher.
>Is there any advice you can give to someone who wants to draw his waifu?
practice anatomy a lot, believe me; a human characters looks much more appealing when they look right. play around with differnt functions in your art software (like layer types, brushes) experimenting can get you to the things you want.

the software I use is Clip Studio Paint, which is amazing value for its price and goes on sale a lot. The tablet I use is a Wacom Intuos Pro, which is affordable but has no screen, if you want one that's affordable and has a screen check out Huion tablets.
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>>50384419
>Psycho waifus best waifus
i concur wholeheartedly

>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
short and chaste, like you would miss it if you weren't looking. probably holding hands under the table.

>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
clutching at fabric, clinging to eachother, hands roaming the other to remind ourselves that it's all real, we're together, we belong to eachother.

>>50385909
thank you for not thinking i'm an edgelord. i really feel like it sometimes.
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>>50379654
>Would you change anything from her media?
Odds and ends really - do something about the repetitiveness in AMR for example

>If you could change the author/company/studio behind your waifu's media, who would you like to be the one in charge?
Why?
Nah wouldn't change a thing. Maybe not have EA hold American by the balls really

>Would you like to see your waifu in a certain artist's artstyle? Which one?
Maybe realistically drawn tee bee aych

>What political individual (president, dictator , emperor, king, etc) do you think would share taste in waifus with you and why?
I have no idea, but they're probably based

>Do you relate any smell with her?
Memla (that smell of abandoned house, basement, moldy, musty, damp place y'know), dust, dirt, soot, ash, body odor. I mean she's basically homeless. However when I think of her cleaned up she has a nice smell

>And any taste?
Popara (literally cooked stale bread so it's all soggy and nasty and shit, like super poverty tier food) or something like that. She doesn't eat much :(

>To what videogame would you compare her?
Tbh I haven't seen any videogame that's similar. Zeno Clash and Psychonauts (though I never played that) fit the weird colorful artstyle thing
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>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
>What will you do in the meantime?
Maybe cuddle a bit, kiss, talk about philosophy and such deep-minded things

>Waifu is sad.
>Like suicidally sad.
>How would you comfort her?
Ugh, I'm a bit frigid and don't know how to comfort good. Appeal to her stubbornness and impressive tenacity and survival instinct. Tell her how much I love her and how much she means to me

>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection.
>What to do?
Call my nigga Falion.

>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
The traditional British "ey bby u wan sum fuk". JK, probably test out the waters with some inane question like what's her opinion on sex, seeing that her experiences with these things isn't nice

>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
Tuck her into bed, kiss her goodnight and hold her until she's asleep peacefully

>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
>Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
Brushing her hair desu. But let me tell you, people don't like that, I know I don't. Neither did my ex, heck, she literally didn't allow me to look at her while she does that shit lol.

>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
>Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
I wouldn't like it either desu. Plus Alice and sharp object would make any reasonable man suspicious no matter that she's "sane" now.

>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
Well technically it's me but scarecrowposter seems nice. Though I can't even tell if it's a guy or girl *thinking emoji*

>>50379721
>Do you think that your waifu reflects your personality?
Could be

>Do you think that it is true for other waifufags itt considering their posts?
same as above, depends on person to person basis

>>50381116
based and cuddlepilled
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>>50381392
>You are lucky you are not in love with a popular character as they get that kind of porn all the time (Alice included). Everywhere I go I almost always see comments on how someone wants to fuck her. And it always hurts me to see porn of her to the point when I feel betrayed by her. But usually after few days it wears off.
I dunno where even you stumble upon that shit. I encountered with that only once and you know when, though it was mentioned a couple of times and yet another mind-boggling thing occured to me when I stumbled upon a picture on d*viantart of Bumby and Alice posed so that Bumby is hugging Alice from behind, all of that only made me go "hmmmmmmmmm... sickened... but not curious desu". Except the thing in the spoiler that made me close the tab like a goddamn screamer popped out

>>50381603
Dan je takav bio mada proveri pritisak nemoj da bude ko moj drug kome se to desavalo pa na kraju zamalo da se slogira sa 18 godina

>>50382218
Alice is kinda shrewd with these things some guy offered sex and she basically said she's pozzed because lolz and that made the guy back off instantly

>>50383522
Why do you care about others, again?

>>50383572
>pick the Chad option
>???
>Alice is still birgin while Chad loses anal virginity to a pepper grinder
I mean come on it's piss easy

>>50384419
Well he got pushed not just for trying to brainwash her, if only that happened Alice would probs walk away pissed
But add
>raping sister, killing her then burning entire house down killing everyone
>supplying half of London with mindless child prostitutes
and at that point 99% of the world populacion would push him under with even less hesitation
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>>50383572
Option 4: Reject fate. Murder the gods and topple their thrones. Rip and Tear!
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>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours.
>What will you do in the meantime?
if my phone has power I'd let her brainstorm ideas and I'd write them down

>Waifu is sad.
>Like suicidally sad.
>How would you comfort her?
I'd lie down with her and hold her tight, help her feel valued and worth it, I'm bad at communication though

>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection.
>What to do?
though I've got a thing against vampires, Julie is still Julie, nothing's changed about her personality

>How would you ask waifu for , you know , some "fun"?
Julie's celibate, and I'm against intimate touch, so we likely wouldn't fuck. if we did though, she's horny enough for the both of us and would initiate most of the time.

>Waifu is really sleepy , how do you get her to sleep?
read her something, I can be incredibly boring

>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
>Brushing her hair, Brushing her teeth , cutting her nails, etc.
brushing her beautiful brown hair

>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
>Shave your face, cut your hair, clean your ears, etc.
I don't really have anything I'd ask her to do grooming wise

>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
Aliceposter always helps keeping these threads alive and I adore them for that, besides that they show real dedication and that's a good quality in a person
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>>50383572
Julie is a succubus, if she wanted to she could kill chad the moment he manages to somehow put his misshapen micropenis inside of her.
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>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
All of them. Maybe not GlaDOS, Scarecrow and Shego, depends on how they act. But I think she'd always be distant.

>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
See above, seeing they're kinda villainous

>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
In AMA she spins her knife (it's more of a kukri desu) on her finger, and gets razor-sharp playing cards jammed in her head without damage. But irl though, she seems to develop the ability to interact with other people's personalities and minds from within them. Now that's a quirky talent.

>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
>How would you like them to be?
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
>How would you like it to be?
I dunno, I don't think about these things much, never did. It would depend on Alice's readyness, just like the sex thing. I don't like kissing much anyway, I'm the cuddly type

>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
She seems to be a bit malnourished, but her mental issues are a bigger problem.

>How worried is s/he about them?
The games are literally about her trying to purge that shit

>How worried would they be about your health?
Seeing that type 1 diabetes was death sentence in her time, I'd guess she'd be maybe a bit worried

>Do they have a healthy diet?
Better question is does she even eat??? She's tiny

>Would they care about yours
Possibly

>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Nah, not really

>>50388738
Nah, when I see her outside of these threads I'm all like "hehehe". It happens extremely rarely

>>50388800
HE KNOWS
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There is a distinctly jewish attempt to destroy traditional waifu culture on /b/ so I am claiming here.
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>>50390097
>/b/

That fucking hellhole is still running?
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>>50390106
Don't go an post in these threads, because that would be a raid, but this is what is happening
They made another thread without waifu in the title for people who just want to avatarfag and talk, but they are only messing with the traditional waifu threads.
Fuck Discord
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>>50390097
>>50390190
Holy shit...
And I thought /vg/ spammers were bad...
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>>50387804
>I haven't read the full book(s), yet. I only have the basic knowledge on the original version of Alice.
It seems she's a totally different person, I feel the same way about Fate and "real" Kiyo
>I presume you are asking me this question because your waifu is also a character based on some other character. Are you a fan of the original Kiyohime?
That's right, I read her original legend just to know about her origin, but don't mind it that much since that isn't the Kiyo I fell in love with. And Fate tends to change the characters from legends, for example Kiyo on her legends is a tragic character who did nothing wrong and the Fate one is someone who fucked up, is totally at fault and aknowledges it, that's why I like her more, same with other mythological characters like Medusa
>Are there any other versions of her that you know of?
She's a yokai so her name appears in games ans such, but I got to know her because of Fate
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Some more questions:
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
>How much do you like the media they are from?
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
>Would they find it attractive?
>(if applicable) would you like it if they grew a beard?
>>50388861
>>50387505
Glad to see that you are working on your art Julie poster I think the lighting on it is better than the ones you posted before.
>>50389579
>pozzed because lolz and that made the guy back off instantly
pozzed as in infected with aids? (like through a needle or smsh) That's pretty hard core.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
considering I made it myself, very, without her lore she's basically a non-character
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Yara, besides the fact that she represents a third of me, I've always wished I could be a dragon hunter and my character is living the dream basically.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
I like my own stories a lot, ahaha

I'm really happy you like the art I made, every person that tells me that adds just a little more onto my confidence as an artist.
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>>50390288
pozzed as in STD, no aids in 1870's
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
It is very important since it is my primary source of information about her. Of course, one day something I don't like might be revealed so that's a bit of a downside to its importance.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Besides her I do like Hanamaru, and also Hanayo and Maki from the original series. Leah is the only one I really give a shit about though.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
It's alright, even if the anime gets boring at times and the game is pretty much a p2w gacha game. It has her in it, so it's good.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard? Would they find it attractive?
She would like it a bit and tell me some new styles to try. She would find me attractive in any form anyways.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
She IS her lore. It's an essential part of her. I care deeply about the events that shaped her into the person she is. Sometimes it's the only thing I'm able to latch onto.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
McCree is a cool dude.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
I used to enjoy it a lot but after hours of playing I pretty much stopped completely. But honestly the same goes for every game. I haven't been playing vidya as I once used to. I no longer get the same kick from it.
>What would they think if you grew a beard?
I think she'd prefer clean shaven. I can't really grow a big beard anyway. More of a scruff.
>Would they find it attractive?
I like how I look with facial hair. But as I said I'm guessing she isn't one to appreciate a prickly face.
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>>50390205
>clover
Patrician
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>>50390563
It's a great way to browse and shitpost from the comfiness of your bed.
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What do you fellas think about r/waifuism? I went there out of curiosity and it seems like they actively engage in delusions and larp as if their waifus are real. They even call them Significant Other.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
Without her lore she's just a pretty face, so I'd say it's important to me. I'm always worried I'll get something wrong though, so I tend to be nervous about answering questions about her
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Origami is cool enough, I guess.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
Honestly, Date A Live isn't that great. It's not necessarily bad by any means though. I only watched the whole thing because Kotori was in it and she really made an impact on me.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
I have a tiny bit of a goatee thing, and hair on my chin but growing a full beard isn't something I can really do. I doubt she'd like it since she's used to my cheeks being bare
>Would they find it attractive?
Uh. Maybe? If I had a beard it would hide more of my face, so I guess that might be a good thing. Though I'd like to think she would find me attractive no matter what.
>>50390795
>What do you fellas think about r/waifuism
I've only been to reddit once and I hated it, so I'd probably hate that subreddit
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Does anyone else have the meme where /waifu/ generals from different boards are compared?
>>50390419
>no aids in 1870's
Right, sorry pretty based regardless
>>50390374
What's impressive is that you are coming up with the whole story for your waifu while creating all the media related to her.
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>>50390991
I didnt know such meme existed
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>>50390991
>Does anyone else have the meme where /waifu/ generals from different boards are compared?
You mean this one?
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>>50390795
reddit is cringe, these threads are better and more engaging
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>>50391015
Yes this one thanks
>>50391007
Yeah it was posted by an anon a while back looks like we will have to update it in light of new developments mentioned by >>50390097
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>>50390795
>>50391053
Not him but I've been there also out of curiosity to see what it's like on the other side of the internet fence and he is exactly right. They say things like "Oh I took X to the movie today and they said they really liked it!" or "X laughed at my joke today and helped me make dinner!". I found it really fascinating as people here and /c/ don't take it nearly that far from what I can tell
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>>50379663
>You and waifu are stuck in a elevator for some hours. What will you do in the meantime?
sit together and talk. it's what we do at night time when we can't sleep.

>Waifu is sad. Like suicidally sad. How would you comfort her?
hold him and tell him how important he is. it may not be easy to see it now, but he's done so many wonderful, amazing things. people are just afraid to admit it.

>You have noticed that waifus fangs are a tad bit longer than normal, and that she avoids garlics and it seems like she no longer has a reflection. What to do?
i would be lying if i said i never imagined a scenario like this. it would suck to have to give up garlic. i would probably bring it up with him, but if i didn't, i would probably expect a romantic sort of "join me in eternal life" monologue.

>How would you ask waifu for, you know, some "fun"?
i'm not very good with intimacy. i don't think sex will be a regularly occurring thing in our relationship until a few years in.

>Waifu is really sleepy, how do you get her to sleep?
the same way we always do. we'll hold eachother in bed and enjoy the company until we're both asleep.

>What grooming activity would you enjoy doing for her?
i've always thought romantic showertimes seemed kind of impractical in practice, but it would still be nice.

>What grooming activity would you love for waifu to do for you?
i really like the thought of him brushing my hair and helping me put lotion on before bed.

>As always , say something nice about the waifufag above you
this is a really nice tradition! i don't know much about temari but the black outfit is very flattering on her.
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>>50391179
There's no real discussion there. Everyone just posts their waifu without any meaning. Seeing 200 "i love my waifu" meaningless posts must get boring after a while
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>>50390991
>What's impressive is that you are coming up with the whole story for your waifu while creating all the media related to her.
Thank you Yuriposter, I thought "well nobody else is gonna do it for me, I might as well learn how to draw"
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
A lot considering it's the only way of roughly knowing who she is and kind of a person she is.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
I like all the other Yordles in the game, particularly Tristana and Gnar.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
Multiplayer games bring out the worst in me. My rather short temper tends to get the best of me whenever I'm playing League, Overwatch, or anything similar.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
I'm not sure. I much prefer being clean shaven.
>>50388727
>and i cant fucking believe how far back we are.
Unfortunate words of truth.
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>>50391358
Don't go to /ddlc/ unless you want endless "I love Monika" spam.
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Has your waifufaggotry changed anything in you?

Personally i stopped being such a deviant and became way more vanilla
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>>50392819
>Has your waifufaggotry changed anything in you?
It has taught me a lot about love, and I have learned how to protect her, and improved my drawing skills as well. She has changed a lot in me for the better.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
Very important but we don't get enough lore of her and her universe so for most of I have to make an assumption on.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
All the characters are really awesome but I had a really big crush on Elina.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
I actually do enjoy it. The characters make her show so much fun, but as I said in another post, I'm not in favor of the Ecchi genre.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
She'd probably ind it attractive and manly.
>Would they find it attractive?

>>50390795
I just skimmed there now. I don't like reddit but I think those guys are alright.
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>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
PDA really annoys me.
>How would you like them to be?
Hopefully none.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
I'm more of a gentle kisser, so if I get worked up I would probably just grip her harder and maybe moan a bit (don't judge). Oh and kiss deeper if that makes sense
>How would you like it to be?
See above
>>50386995
>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
None. In fact she is stated to be of superior genetics or something like that.
>How worried is s/he about them?
Not at all.
>How worried would they be about your health?
I'm very healthy so that would be of little concern for her.
>Do they have a healthy diet?
I think so. She is royalty and all.
>Would they care about yours
As long as I'm not starving I think she wouldn't care.
>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
All the time. I recognize most of them but I wish I knew more about them. Some of you have waifus from really obscure things and that's really cool. I especially like the guy that has an OC waifu.
>>50387561
I've missed you. How have you been?
>>50388777
That is so stupid that its awesome. I love it.
>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
The power of love and friendship is what keeps me going!
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
I like Chrom (her dad) and Owain, the chuny sword guy. Sully is good too. Marth, the character she is loosely based on is really nice too.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
I've only played two fire emblem games. The original game was not very good but awakening was incredible.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
I hate beards so that wouldn't happen.
>Would they find it attractive?
Doesn't matter because I won't and can't.
>(if applicable) would you like it if they grew a beard?
That would take away from her boyish charm so definitely not.
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>>50392819
It softened my heart in a lot of ways and that opened it up to being willing to help and heal a lot of people I might otherwise not have. That said it did close a lot of doors of affection but I can still communicate with such people without malice.
>>50390795
Last I checked it was 50% old dead posts that were at the time genuine and 50% memers shitposting but also dead (>1 post per week)
Fuck reddit regardless
>>50390288
I dont really mind not knowing a lot about her. I remember confessing to someone about her because I thought I was dying that it was supremely ironic that I loved someone who has no concrete aspects to her as someone who desires to know all about what I care about
They're okay. I do derive a lot of joy in imagining scaring them with my own band of friends, should they be real people.
I cant really separate her from it, I am totally biased when I say I like it because I love her and playing it was a bond that I went through with her as our relationship grew.
I do have a beard so I'd hope she wouldn't mind it. Although I did start growing it out of depression and not caring as opposed to wanting one.
Maybe I don't know, there's some lewd thoughts but I'd rather not go into it.
>>50388800
I've had that happen. I live in that nightmare because 50% of the people I know know about her but it was told to them so long ago Im not sure they remember or think I still care. Once one of my guys put the battleblock theatre loop on and I could swear he could tell and was trying to torture me in front of a bunch of people.
>>50387561
Dying.
>>50385922
Probably wouldnt just because we both seem adverse to touch and being observed doing it makes it worse.
I'd like it however it came
>>50382431
I quit things because I had no positive reinforcement for anything as a child so tge only habit that developped was "quit=end of struggle"
Dont know if theres a cure besides bullets
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>>50392705
I've survived the DDLC craze. Met some really good friends through it
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>>50393338
I was there at one of DDLC threads on /vg/ I even wrote a poem for Yuri there
>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
I think she would be good friends with Hanako, Alice and Leah
>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
I would imagine that shego would get on her nerves.
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>>50392819
Don't lie Urabefag.
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>>50393656
Hry i am not that MUCH of a deviant as before.
I may not be cured but i am in treatment.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
his background is very important to me. he's suffered so much rejection and maltreatment from his peers, seen just how inhuman we can be to eachother, and he's still clawed his way to the top. he's amazing. i wish i was as strong as he was.

>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
i actually really like bluebird and spoiler.

>How much do you like the media they are from?
despite the trap dc tends to fall into of making things so grim and gritty, i really do enjoy the universe they've created, especially the one surrounding batman.

>Would you like it if they grew a beard?
i would prefer him not to.

>>50389936
i'm not sure if they would be the best of friends, aliceposter. when jonathan was a psychiatrist, he used his patients as test subjects.
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>>50388738
I get that feeling even when someone just mentions name "Alice". And when I'm talking about her game irl I'm always so fucking stressed.
>>50389579
>I dunno where even you stumble upon that shit.
This is the price to pay for finding some art with her.
>Except the thing in the spoiler that made me close the tab like a goddamn screamer popped out
My reactions are usually more rage-filled.
>>50390228
>don't mind it that much since that isn't the Kiyo I fell in love with.
My thoughts exactly.
>And Fate tends to change the characters from legends, for example Kiyo on her legends is a tragic character who did nothing wrong and the Fate one is someone who fucked up, is totally at fault and aknowledges it, that's why I like her more
I understand that as I prefer Alice from her video game because she seems much more interesting to me than the one from the books. She suffered a lot in her life and that affected her Wonderland which became really twisted.
>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
Very important. Without it, I don't think I would love her. I have known about this version of Alice for many years but only after playing her game and seeing her tragic backstory I have fallen in deep love with her.
Some may call her just poorly written Mary Sue but that's wrong as she has her flaws.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Cheshire Cat. I love his nature. Other than that I like the designs of some enemies and characters.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
I love it. It's my favorite genre of games.
>What would they think if you grew a beard?
Most men in her times used to have big beards so I think she would find it manly.
>Would they find it attractive?
Probably.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
Important as it isnt much and its all i have to go on for "headcannons" or stuff like that.

>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Gangplank and swain

>How much do you like the media they are from?
I like league its fun to play and has some cool characters.

>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
I dont think she'd care much

>Would they find it attractive?
As above i dont think shyvana would care much if i had a beard or not.
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>>50390795
Just been there and it seems like I wouldn't like it there because I find waifuism to be an unrequited love for a fictional character rather than pretending to be in relationship with them.

Also, while typing "Reddit waifu" this video showed up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hsu8Ok0SGZE
What are everyone's thoughts on it??

Now that I have watched it I think it's wise to never reveal my love to anyone. This video made me realize that unless I get ripped no one will take my love seriously.
>>50392819
>Has your waifufaggotry changed anything in you?
Yes. I have started to take care of myself and appreciating love themes more as I could finally relate to them and before fallng in love I used to hate anything that was romantic. I have also done things that I wouldn't have done without having Alice as my waifu. She greatly motivates me.
>Personally i stopped being such a deviant and became way more vanilla
I always was pretty vanilla guy but before meeting Alice I used to masturbate around 3-5 times every single day. Now I masturbate much less because it doesn't give me much pleasure. I realized that love>>>sex and I want to stay faithful to Alice.
>>50394130
Not that Aliceposter but I think he meant that they wouldn't get along well.
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>>50394797
5/10 made me smile but its still literal who's laughing at redit*rs.
>>50393275
>I dont really mind not knowing a lot about her. I remember confessing to someone about her because I thought I was dying that it was supremely ironic that I loved someone who has no concrete aspects to her as someone who desires to know all about what I care about
Once again you have a very interesting answer Madtsuki-poster do you think you perceave yourself as lacking "defining characteristics" and relate to her based on that?
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>>50395276
>made me smile
I found it highly annoying...it didn't feel funny in the slightest...
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>>50394797
>check description
>"If it makes you feel better, they're all most likely satire"
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oh my goooood what am i looking at
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>>50395446
You are looking at the 30th thread of /waifu/, a general on 4chan's ROBOT9001 board, called /r9k/.
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>>50395396
It wasn't funny at all but the five plus people laughing in unison almost forced a smile out of me automatically. It was more cringe than anything.
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>check on the /b/ thread out of curiosity
>spam is still going on
Now I'm wondering how their threads were like before. Were they like us and /c/, or were they like /v/ and /a/?
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>>50395582
I haven't been there myself but I hear from other posters that they were /v/ or even /co/ tier.
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anyone got experience in dropping out of education?
I think she'd want me to stay but...
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What waifu related fan material do you enjoy?
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>>50395629
I just enjoy fanart, particularly ones that have just her and no other girls. Fan comics that aren't THOSE types of comics are usually just yuribait with her and her friend.
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>>50394797
>usual autistic waifu posts
>normalfags on comments reeee'ing because people enjoy things
Just as usual
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>>50395622
I dropped out of medschool.
Now in SE surrounded by fucking retards.

How does kissing feel like , waifufags?
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Meanwhile on /b/ waifu threads
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>>50396333
Its not like I have any standards for /b/ but why do they not even bother with waifu posting in a waifu thread?
>>50394797
Here is another vid on the topic what do you think:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbzWNATuHhc&t=633s
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What are you listening to /waifu/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwsyw-IdiOE
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bumping with more DDLC comics
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>>50396659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK5MdsewTjM

More german music, its surprising how much of it i can understand despite not knowing german, although swedish and german has its similarities.
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>>50396659
Just https://youtube.com/watch?v=3FF6YtLA-WA at the moment.

Here's another question for you all: What's the earliest thing you can remember?
For me it's really foggy but I remember crying on my first birthday because my name was spelled wrong on the cake or something.
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>>50396911
The earliest memory I have is of my younger brother throwing a cube at me when I was 2-3 years old.
>crying on my first birthday because my name was spelled wrong on the cake or something.
I'm confused how old where you then you could not read at the age of 1 so ...
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>>50396911
Earliest memory is being on my front lawn and saying I was four years old. Whether that is chronologically the earliest, I do not know, but it's the only thing with a definite time stamp
>>50396659
https://youtu.be/bmfudW7rbG0
Really wish I was somewhere else right now
>>50395629
I enjoy second person scenarios
>>50395622
If it's secondary dont ever because that will fuck you for life. If it's post secondary, Im effectively that and my life is hell. I could not complete things because of my own circumstances and mental illness so if you have the opportunity to actually succeed and not just drop out because youre lazy/fatigued, then do it just to get the milestone of having a degree. I found that classes in which I had acquantences, I passed and had no anxiety about whereas ones made up of strangers I got locked into my own delusions and eventually just stopped going. As hard as it is and as impossible as it was for me, make friends in each course so you at least have investment in the class and it's not just you and an impersonal lecture
>>50395582
/a/ used to be like this a long time ago but then it got banned
>>50395276
No, that's why it's ironic. I'm nothing if not my core convictions and interests. I can be very easily defined by a handful of terms and I like myself that way. Ambiguity and detachedness, to me, is what leads people to just be a part of the faceless masses of humanity. People may not like me, but they remember me one way or the other
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>>50397031
>I'm confused how old where you then you could not read at the age of 1 so ...
My parents must have told me it or something. I think there's a picture of it somewhere and the W in my name is a V on the cake, so I guess it's a mix of memory and information I got later.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
It's important up to a certain point to me. I don't even bother thinking about the DLCs and the ending.
>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Cornelius Slate and the Luteces.
>How much do you like the media they are from?
Bioshock Infinite is hardly my favourite of the series if I look at it objectively, the only redeeming factor for me is Elizabeth and a few other characters.
>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard? Would they find it attractive?
She'd like a 5 o'clock shadow the most. I don't think she'd find a full beard attractive.

>>50396659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkLXarnoSXg
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>>50396659
Something peaceful, like always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gLre31Pj9U
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So, where do I start with all of this
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What would nose-kisses with waifu be like?
Would they be appropiate?

How would she name a dog?

How do you imagine your newlywed years(-2)?
Your Wooden years?
Silver?
Golden Ones?

How would your marriage with elderly waifu be like?

Waifu is doubting that you love her as much as when you were a pair of teens in love, what to do?

How would you convince waifu to let you carry her princess-style?

How much time would it take for your relationship to get physical?

Waifu wont let you sleep because she is pulling an all-nighter for college/work , what to do?

While cooking , waifu has cut her finger.
Would you lick it clean?

How would your peers react if they saw this whole ordeal?

How would you embrace waifu when you are feeling depressed?

How would you ask waifu to never let you go?

Would you cry in front of waifu?
Why?

When you daydream about waifu do you convert them to 3D or some unholy 2d or you make yourself 2d?

How would you react if a 3DPD perfectly resembling waifu were to run into you?

How would your first kiss with waifu be like?
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>>50396659
https://youtu.be/W5ZIZ6v7egU
Is your waifu a good singer?
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>>50385909
>>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
Alice looks like a kindred soul.
Others not so much
>>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
She is quite asocial so maybe everyone
>>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
>Drool telepathy
>Panty Scissor slashing

>>50385922
>How would a innocent public kiss with waifu be like?
A quick peck in the forehead
>How would you like them to be?
She kisses a scar on my face, knowing that she cherishes and cares for my flaws makes me melt.
>How would a raunchy and lewd kiss with waifu in private be?
Oh boy.
>How would you like it to be?
The end result would have both of our faces plastered in drool.

>>50386995
>>Does your waifu/husbando have health problems?
Nope.
>>How worried would they be about your health?
A lot , i tend to masochistilly not take care of myself when i feel down
>>Do they have a healthy diet?
Yep
>>Would they care about yours
Yep
>>Do you ever feel bad about not knowing a
>character someone else is waifuing/husbandoing?
Of course, i cant understand shit if i dont know about it.
I also like comparing my own info with theirs , and if i dont have shit then i cant compare it.
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>>50387505
Cheers, wish i had the balls to draw.

>>50387561
Dandy as fuck.
Thanks for asking.

>>50390288
>>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
A lot, this is how i know her.
>>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
The bratty idol seems like a good ryona recipient.
The shortstack must give some mean paizuri, cheers for Ueno.
>>How much do you like the media they are from?
A lot, the Anime is a fucking masterpiece
>>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
I would look like some sickfuck.
>>Would they find it attractive?
Nope
>>(if applicable) would you like it if they grew a beard?
She would look like a fucking sasquatch with that hair and bear for sure.

>>50396659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2wzpfPFBlw

Heavy metal keeps me going through college, it also drowns the disgusting nigger noise that my classmates blast.

>>50396911
>What's the earliest thing you can remember?
Parents fighting, all the fucking way from my first memories to my adult years.
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>>50397770
No she is absolutely not lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2GbAeFCLo
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Guten Morgen and Good Morning
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>>50397675
>What would nose-kisses with waifu be like?
>Would they be appropiate?
Her nose is my favourite facial feature of hers. Nose-kisses would probably get me more excited than normal ones.
>How would she name a dog?
I don't know any german dog names so I'm not sure.
>How do you imagine your newlywed years(-2)?
Joyous. The high of marrying her would probably persist way longer than 2 years.
>Your Wooden years?
We'd probably consider having kids and settling down for good. However she could also want to continue with her career which I would fully support as well. We'd be working together for our cause.
>Silver?
I'm not certain. It would largely depend on how life has been up to this point.
>Golden Ones?
This is probably when she'd retire for good since she is older than me.
>How would your marriage with elderly waifu be like?
Maybe she'd be willing to finally take a break. She might still want to indulge herself in science but we'd be together nonetheless. As I said she is slightly older than me and I'd be able to take care of her if she needed it.
>Waifu is doubting that you love her as much as when you were a pair of teens in love, what to do?
Do the things we used to do in the past. Little gestures, maybe something more befitting teenage lovers to remind her of her youth. Sending her a bouquet of flowers with a love letter while she is at work would be a trademark of mine.
>How would you convince waifu to let you carry her princess-style?
Are you implying I'd even ask? I'm quite a spontaneous person. I doubt she has anything against princess carrying. If she did of course I would refrain from doing it but i think it's something she'd appreciate.
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Hey everybody, sorry i was gone so long but im back now
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>>50397892
very good waifu taste!
Isn't the intro sung by her though?
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>How much time would it take for your relationship to get physical?
Define physical. Do you mean sexually active or being generally more touchy. I wouldn't expect anything on a first date. A kiss is as far as I'd go on a second one unless she shows signs of interest in further actions. She's mature and knows the importance of such things and is not afraid of intimacy. Context also plays a big part. Does she feel the same way about me? Have we known each other for some time? I wouldn't rush things if that's what she so desired, of course.
>Waifu wont let you sleep because she is pulling an all-nighter for college/work , what to do?
Stay up and study/work with her. There's no two ways about it.
>While cooking , waifu has cut her finger. Would you lick it clean?
It isn't a kink of mine at all but I'd still do it because it is my waifu.
>How would your peers react if they saw this whole ordeal?
As in these threads? I think I'd be seen as even more of a weirdo. My closer friends probably wouldn't be surprised. Some would totally want to crucify me others wouldn't care.
>How would you embrace waifu when you are feeling depressed?
Just a simple embrace. It's all I'd need to get me back on my feet.
>How would you ask waifu to never let you go?
Directly ask her. Or if I wanted to be more impactful I'd do it when I'm proposing to her or in a heartfelt letter.
>Would you cry in front of waifu? Why?
I totally would. I rarely cry in front of people and like tackling my demons on my own but when it's her it's completely different. I would trust her and would show all my emotions.
>When you daydream about waifu do you convert them to 3D or some unholy 2d or you make yourself 2d?
She already is 3D and can easily be imagined as a 3D"PD". Sometimes I imagine myself in Overwatch's artstyle.
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>>50398673
It sounds a bit like her, but the opening is done by nano.RIPE, who make anime openings pretty regularly.
You can hear them doing other things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7ryYrEGqRc
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>How would you react if a 3DPD perfectly resembling waifu were to run into you?
I'd be incredibly startled. My heart would burst out of my chest. I would be incredibly doubtful though and would disregard her as just another woman who will never have the beautiful soul Angela possesses.
>How would your first kiss with waifu be like?
Maybe if we had a really good first date and we're about to part ways for the night.

>>50398661
Holy shit I fucking missed you.

>>50398390
Good morning, GLaDOSfriends. You morningpost exactly when I join the threads after my morning routine.

>>50394797
>Also, while typing "Reddit waifu" this video showed up
I came across it when I was looking into waifuism and if there were any major articles on the subjects. It really angers me. Worst part isn't even the video itself. At least they're making fun of the poor structure and weirdness of the posts instead of waifufags directly. It's the comments that bother me. "le I've lost faith in humanity xdd". Making fun of people on the internet for something innocent just to feel better about yourself is truly pathetic in my eyes. Even more so if you're doing it for fake internet points. And as Leahfriend pointed out the description, "They're all most likely satire". Wew. Can't people just let us enjoy things for once?
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>>50393144
I've been good. Just sorting things out in real life is all. Nothing bad, just had things to do is all.
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Be honest, would your waifu be a good mother?
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>>50385909
>Which other waifus would your waifu get along with or like in these threads?
Probably merida they have alot in common. (also hope you get unbanned soon i miss you)

>Which other waifus would your waifu dislike in these threads
I honestly dont know.

>Does your waifu have any quirky talents?
She can turn into a dragon or breathe fire and all that but idk if that counts
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>>50394797
Why would you make fun of people who never did anything bad to you? Normalfags are pure evil
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Don't die on me thread

original
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>>50398942
Heh, no
>>50397675
Those wouldnt ever be appropriate but rubbing faces on each other would be a frequent thing
She doesnt seem like the type to want to keep animals, just look at them and maybe pet them if someone else takes care of them
I dont know any of those years but it's going pretty terrible
If I got that old it would be a lot of me taking care of her I imagine
Fuck man I don't know, that's actually happening and I don't see a way to force this kind of thing when the feelings come and go
I'd just grab her or wait until she's sleeping
It took around a year
I'd stay up with her if I was a neet but I'd probably get killed at work if I wasn't 100% I'd just give her some caffeine pills
I don't see why she can't but if it'll get her rocks off then yeah
"Not the weirdest thing he's done with blood"
Face into her chest or lap and wrap my arms around her, I've done that a lot
I probably wouldn't ask unless very drunk
I don't know, thats some shit from 3D that makes my paranoia flare up, I just dont know how to trust anyone in reality
I just see her as 2D, I don't see myself a lot and that's probably where a lot of depersonalization comes from
I'd do what I always do when I saw someone attractive. It was a rare thing for me because I have a lot of strange standards and I lived surrounded by mutants. So I'd see her and feel something, then fail to act and start torturing myself in my mind because I don't deserve anyone. And the moment would pass and I would continue on
It was a nice white misty space and she leaned into me and I felt her.
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>>50395276
Maybe it's literal who's but still, it made me a bit sad that this your average normie reaction to waifuism (not that I didn't knew it is like that, but still it's just sad to be reminded in what cruel world we live in). At least they were a little impressed by that guy who started lifting.
>>50395441
Yeah, that hurt me a bit too. Making fun of somone's love is terrible.
>>50395629
3D fan art mostly. As 2D artists rarely capture the beauty of Alice.
>>50395802
The sad thing is how they make fun out of waifufags.
>>50396559
Thanks for that video. It's interesting to see how normalfags view waifuism.
The thing that irritates me the most is how these people think that waifufags don't go out, don't have any friends irl, social life etc. I do have all that but I still want to only be with Alice.
But who knows, maybe there are right.
>>50396911
>What's the earliest thing you can remember?
Being in a pram next to my future primary school.
>>50397675
>What would nose-kisses with waifu be like? Would they be appropiate?
I find them to be really cute but it was stated in her game she hates being touched by anyone. I just hope she would like them as they are less intimate than the usual kisses so maybe she would feel less uncomfortable.
>How would she name a dog?
It's really hard for me to answer that. And she's more of a cat person.
>How do you imagine your newlywed years(-2)?
It's hard to decribe few years in a few sentences but it really depends on how she would feel about me and my friends. If she would like spending time with them, we could live a bit of a yolo life. Having parties together, travelling a lot in our free time, exploring abandoned buildings and other things like that. But of course I would also want to dedicate most of my time only to her by having lots of dates together, saying how much I love her every single hour, making surprises for her, writing songs and poems about her and our love and going for a walks a lot, especially during the night
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>Your Wooden years?
I would want to still remind her everyday that I love her more than any other woman and to prove that I would want to have a well-paid job and reach the peak performance of my body.
>Silver?
The honeymoon phase would probably be over but I know I would still deeply love her and want to be only with her for the rest of my life. Our kids will probably be young adults by that time so we would spend more time together. If she wanted to, I would love to move out to some comfy village in the mountains and spend the rest of our life there.
>Golden Ones?
We are a happy old couple. We listen to some old music, watch old movies, think about our love and go for walks.

I could write much more about this stuff but I really don't like thinking too much about it because it only reminds me of what I will be missing my entire life while the time goes by.

>How would your marriage with elderly waifu be like?
I would feel like the happiest person alive, knowing that I have always been faithful to her and I have lived the best possible version of my life because she was with me. There are simply no words to describe how happy I would be to be as old man still being in love with her. I imagine that even if she would get a bit grumpy I would still find it rather cute.
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>Waifu is doubting that you love her as much as when you were a pair of teens in love, what to do?
I would like to surprise her and act spontaneously. Like, wake her up in the middle of the night with a gentle hug and kiss to the forehead and saying that we will go for a walk. We would walk under the night sky while holding each others hands. Maybe we would climb some rooftop where we would just sit for a while, looking at the city during the night. I would hug her and remind her of all that sweet time we used to have together and that I will never, ever stop loving her no matter what would happen. She's my biggest treasure that I will never want to lose. I would probably start crying as even while typing all this few tears appeared in my eyes.
>How would you convince waifu to let you carry her princess-style?
Maybe ask her if she doesn't feel tired and no matter the response I would grab her and ask her if that doesn't feel better.
>How much time would it take for your relationship to get physical?
A pretty long time I guess, compared to other women. Considering the story of her sister and sexual harassement she faced in the asylum I would try to not rush things. But that's completely fine. I would want to make her sure that I love her and I'm not with her only because of her body.
The conflict is that I would just be afraid that I could lost her if I don't show her that I want to be with her through touch and physical connection but on the other hand I wouldn't want to hurt her. I could never forgive myself losing her.
>Waifu wont let you sleep because she is pulling an all-nighter for college/work , what to do?
I'm sure I would adapt. 3 hours of sleep is enough for me and when I would be really sleepy I would fall asleep under almost any circumstances.
>While cooking , waifu has cut her finger. Would you lick it clean?
Maybe it's a bit weird but yeah I would really want to. But I'm not sure how she would feel about it.
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>How would your peers react if they saw this whole ordeal?
They would be weirded out and they would probably make fun of me and Alice all the time but I think they still would want me to be friend with them. We have been through a lot together.
>How would you embrace waifu when you are feeling depressed?
I can't imagine feeling depressed while having her by my side. Seriously.
>How would you ask waifu to never let you go?
Asking would be a bit weak thing to do, as I believe that would make her think that I'm some kind of weak beta male. I would rather tell her that I love her, want to always be with her and buy her some kind of present.
>Would you cry in front of waifu? Why?
I wouldn't want to but I cry even while looking at pictures of her so I'm pretty sure it would happen to me a lot if she was real. Sometimes I even used to cry out of happiness, like I was just staring at her face telling her that I will always love her and while not feeling sad I still got a few tears in my eyes.
>When you daydream about waifu do you convert them to 3D or some unholy 2d or you make yourself 2d?
She's 3DCG so it isn't very hard for me to imagine her in our world.
>How would you react if a 3DPD perfectly resembling waifu were to run into you?
What does "perfectly resembling" mean? As if she looks the same? Has the same backstory? Same personality? If the answer to all of these is yes, then I would believe that it just can't be a coincidence and that the cry of my heart has been heard. If she was exactly the same then I wouldn't even feel like I'm abandoning my loved one. Just think about it that way, how would you feel about your waifu if in her media appeared a character that would perfectly resemble you? Could you be angry at her for wanting to be with him? Or rather feel happy?
>How would your first kiss with waifu be like?
I would always want it to be under some romantic circumstances, like with the beautiful sunset in the background.
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>>50397770
It is said she is a pretty good singer and she has a really nice voice.
>>50398852
I believe that most of normalfags just believe that you can't fall in love with a fictional character and the whole situation just seems funny to them. Well, before meeting Alice I used to think like that too. If you haven't experienced love for a fictional character in you life, then you will never understand it.
>>50398942
She seems to be a loner but she has a good heart and I'm sure she would love her children.
>>50398975
I think they just don't believe that those waifufags are serious

Also, sorry everyone for these long-ass posts of mine.
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Cant let the thread die now in the sleepy hours of the day, too tired to think of a question right now.
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>>50398852
Normans will use everything and anything they can to make themselves feel superior to others because they are pathetic faggots. That much is known.
>>50397675
>How would you convince waifu to let you carry her princess-style?
>implying I'd ask Liz for permission

>How much time would it take for your relationship to get physical?
Not much I'd imagine, though we'd probably take our time before getting intimate with eachother.
>Waifu wont let you sleep because she is pulling an all-nighter for college/work , what to do?
Help her if it's chemistry/biology related. Otherwise, hug her and ask her to keep it down if she can.
>While cooking , waifu has cut her finger. Would you lick it clean?
I think applying hydrogen peroxide would be a better option. I still would though.
>How would your peers react if they saw this whole ordeal?
They probably wouldn't care much. It's not that weird and my friends have come to terms with my eccentrism anyway.
>How would you embrace waifu when you are feeling depressed?
The same way I would if I was feeling elated.
>How would you ask waifu to never let you go?
I wouldn't. The last thing I want her to think is that I'm clingy and desperate. I should be there for her, not the other way around.
>Would you cry in front of waifu? Why?
She's the only person I would ever consider opening up to. I need to be very emotionally fucked to cry though. Life shits on you regularly and I've come to terms with it for the most part.
>When you daydream about waifu do you convert them to 3D or some unholy 2d or you make yourself 2d?
She's already 3D so I don't have to convert her.
>How would you react if a 3DPD perfectly resembling waifu were to run into you?
I'd obviously be shocked if she perfectly resembled Elizabeth. But I doubt she'd have an even remotely similar personality so I wouldn't care much beyond my initial reaction.
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Anyone else tried to make their waifu on bebinator.com?
Post em.
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>>50395629
I enjoy fanart. I kinda wish I could find fanfiction that wasn't total garbage or porn.
>>50396659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpEF6UfcVYY&t=1291s
>>50396911
Playing outside my first house with my brothers waiting for my dad to come home from work.
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>>50383572
no fuck that cost you fucking cuck nigger
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>>50401780
I tried. I hope she would forgive me.
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>>50396333

/b/tards have devolved into pre-lifeform levels
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>>50395802
Nowadays the latest fashion is to ree and be a big mouth prick at anything (mostly because such people no longer get punished for being nosy fucks). It's all about the presentation really, compare them to them girls who fall in love with character from book or get a crush on some celebrity and they'll all start seething until, God willing, they get a stroke from the ree
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Good morning, /waifu/.
>>50397675
>What would nose-kisses with waifu be like? Would they be appropiate?
Kissing her on the nose would be very cute, and I would do it a lot, especially when the mood is playful.
>How would she name a dog?
She would give it a lot of thought, and name it after something or someone important to her.
>How do you imagine your newlywed years(-2)? Your Wooden years? Silver? Golden Ones?
Our newlywed years would have a lot of love, and it would continue forever, with us presumably having to face other tasks and challenges but still loving each other.
>How would your marriage with elderly waifu be like?
She would still train her voice and keep her body in good shape even in old age, and we would do a lot of romantic things together.
>Waifu is doubting that you love her as much as when you were a pair of teens in love, what to do?
I would hug her, give her a head pat, and reassuringly tell her that my love for her will never die.
>How would you convince waifu to let you carry her princess-style?
I would ask her if she is tired after a long day of practice and if she would want me to carry her.
>How much time would it take for your relationship to get physical?
Maybe a month or two. We would get used to each other pretty quickly.
>Waifu wont let you sleep because she is pulling an all-nighter for college/work , what to do?
I would stay up with her and help her on her work. If she fell asleep I would wake her up.
>While cooking , waifu has cut her finger. Would you lick it clean?
I'm sure that Yuri poster has a pretty good answer to this one. Anyways I would lick it clean.
>How would your peers react if they saw this whole ordeal?
They would see it as pretty funny and maybe a bit weird, but would know that I love her.
>How would you embrace waifu when you are feeling depressed?
I think about her comforting me and making me feel better. It usually makes me calmer after a few hours.
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>>50402531
>>50397675
>How would you ask waifu to never let you go?
I would ask her to never stop loving me and to protect our relationship with anything she has.
>Would you cry in front of waifu? Why?
I pretty much would, since I imagine that she makes me feel better when I'm down. Speaking of imagining...
>When you daydream about waifu do you convert them to 3D or some unholy 2d or you make yourself 2d?
I convert her into a sort of 2D in the 3D world, like a CGI model but better. It works out pretty well.
>How would you react if a 3DPD perfectly resembling waifu were to run into you?
I would just apologize and continue my business, since only her looks are like her.
>How would your first kiss with waifu be like?
It would be a very special and romantic occasion. We would be on a very comfy dinner date when I tell her how much I love her, get closer to her, and then kiss her.
>>50397770
>Is your waifu a good singer?
Of course she is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jfu8fSBdBmk
>>50398942
>Be honest, would your waifu be a good mother?
I assume she would work hard to make our kids the best that they can be.
>>50401780
Just tried now. I think I did pretty good.
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>>50402154
I just did
>I hpe she wpould forgive me
what for?
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>>50402684
I think it's a very poor attempt as she barely resembles her.
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>>50397770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F1l6xXLSI0
Certainly.
>>50402740
Well shit, wait till you see mine.
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>>50390288
>How important is your hasbando/waifus lore to you?
Very, it made me go all "aw shucks poor gal" and caused me to have sympathy for her in the first place. Without it she wouldn't be the same person either.

>What other characters do you like from his/her media?
Cheshire is a bantzmaster, but I like Hatter's industrial design too

>How much do you like the media they are from?
Vidya is nice

>(if applicable) What would they think if you grew a beard?
>Would they find it attractive?
No idea, but beards are common in her age. I don't want to grow a full one anyway, a Balbo or Van Dyke kind of thing

>>50390795
Didn't even look, can already tell it's cringy

>>50392819
It didn't change much, though I have lately became easier to distract and my grades went to shit. I never had a high sex drive or was a degenerate

>>50394675
>My reactions are usually more rage-filled.
I dunno, I treat those things like seeing the practical showcase of division by zero or something blatantly impossible/paradoxical. A slight disgust, at worst. It might be that these things offend you to a deeper level, kinda like that one time you got baited

>>50395441
It's considered to be uncivilized to laugh at someone else's misfortune. Though I do that, but not to this cringy shit, cringy shit doesn't make me cringe it makes me really really pissed

>>50395622
What kind of education are you in?

>>50396283
>How does kissing feel like , waifufags?
Slimy, I don't like it one bit

>>50396911
>What's the earliest thing you can remember?
Various things, but I can't tell what is the earliest memory of all.

>>50397490
Start with what my friend?
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Good morning, /waifu/! Today is exciting, I get to have a lesson with a professional pianist today.
>>50398661
Glad to have you back Mio bro. Where were you?
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>>50398661
I'll make a Mio birthday thread next since you're back and her birthday is tomorrow.
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>>50398661
Its okay Mio poster, how is it going?
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new thread with some mio
>>50403263
>>50403263
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