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you ARE gaining muscle / losing weight for when summer comes, right? edition
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last thread whoops >>50906399
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>>50922563
Yes but it's to punch faggots like you.
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How do you let go of rage?
Target the one you hate.
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>>50922563
>for when summer comes
I don't understand.
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how the fuck to be hairless please and thank

everything grows at the speed of sound wtf
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>>50922726
gotta get lucky on the gene lottery, bro

>tfw only place with thick hair is armpits, head and crotch
on the other hand I see myself feeling extremely attracted to guys that have some hair on the belly or chest or legs
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>>50922563
Sure.
>tfw no bf to hug shirtless with
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>no bf to lightly bully me about the size of my cock despite being a subby boy who wants to be in chastity
>No bf to kiss while we rub together and just his balls cover the size of my little caged dick
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>>50920549

I've been talking to him more, he's serious about it and understands my hesitation to just lost my virginity willy nilly.

I'll be going over to his house tomorrow to hang out with him a while to get to know him better. He's put the ball in my court when anything sexual happens, basically all I have to do is tell him I'm ready for it.

I still can hardly believe this is happening.
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he told me to call him daddy completely unprovoked without knowing it's my favorite thing, maybe dreams do come true
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>tfw only look somewhat cutesy from one angle and only when I pull off a nice smile
Only a mother can love this face
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my voice is sore from yelling at my little brother
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Why do I constantly have bad gas that cramps up my stomach
I didnt even eat anything that would cause it, its just there every evening without fail.
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>>50923159
What is your diet like? Could be a lot of things.
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lol fags kys
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>>50922802
fucking stop don't make me jealous please
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Gays are antisocial. That's why there are so many in prisons.
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I want an airsoft bf so he can fyck me in his combat armour and stick his gun in my boyhole
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>>50923362
What about a bf that doesn't play airsoft, but has an airsoft gun that he likes to shoot you in the back with when you're not looking?
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>>50923398
Thats also cute and hot
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I mean i am doing 50-100 pushups a day, depending on how much i'm feeling, yeah...
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>>50923442
>ellipsis
too bad you'll always be a lil' bitch on the inside
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>>50923412
You're cute and hot.
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>>50923451
YOU LITERALLY JUST JUDGED SOMEONE BASED ON THEIR INTERPUNCTION. I SHALL NOW PROCCEED TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS SO TO SPITE YOU AND ALSO FLEX MY GIANT TWO INCH LONG FIVE INCH WIDE CAN DICK.

I LAUGH AT PEAK 4CHAN USERS LIKE YOU.

NOW SUCK MY GIAND THUNDER DICKINSON.
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>>50923476
I can already immagine you shooting me while i do the dishes only to go over in to kissing and giving eachother hickeys
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do you guys think it's just 1 guy who keeps mentioning the ellipsis thing?
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You degenerates already took my little bro you won't take anyone else
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>no bf to spend all day at the movies with
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>>50923536
>>50923476
>>50923412

4th Reich now wtf
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>>50923564
But that's too much money for a frugal-anon like me.
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>>50923564
I'll go to the movies with u anon
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>>50923564
>not watching movies on ur pc
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>>50923653
>tfw no bf to admonish for pirating
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>>50923607
we can sneak around and watch movies back to back
and hopefully not get caught
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>>50922563
I am actually, have lost 30kg of fat since I started 5 months ago
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>>50923743
>no bf to get banned from the movie theater with
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>>50923751
very nice anon. i started a few days ago and lost half a kilo. baby steps.
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>acting drunk
h-here i'll show you that i-i care.
bullshit.
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>>50923653
this

Imagine going to movie theaters while you can comfily watch movies in bed on your laptop
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>tfw a boy is crazy in love with you but they're not a 10/10 stud
why is life so cruel
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>>50922848
chastity sounds like crap no real hubby would do that to his boi
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>>50923870
>tfw no 5/10 face but good body boy to be crazily in love with me
I keep crushing on guys way out of my league I hate it
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>tfw no bf to give me golden showers
anyone else have a lowkey piss fetish? I sometime fap with my piss.
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>>50923559
it's always funny to see people talking like they can actually do something over the internet. your threats are meaningless, the only thing they accomplish is making you look autistic
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>be me
>19
>virgin
>hairline already starting to recede
It's all over, isn't it?
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>>50923911
hair is no longer an issue
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>>50923911
my biggest fear. My forehead is already gigantic I swear if I start to recede in my 20s I'm putting a bullet in my head, I'm already ugly enough ffs
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>tfw my only friend has found new friends and he mostly ignores me now
Why live? I cant find new ones because of social anxiety. Fucking happens every time.
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>>50923907
>lowkey
disqualified
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>>50923947
from dr.greger to chad holy shit
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>>50923963
Did you hurt him?
makes sense he'll regress to his comfort zone just to feel wanted.
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>>50923870
How'd you manage that?
impressive
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>>50923975
That's exactly why hair loss is so terrifying.
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I think im attracted to black guys
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>>50923998
>>Did you hurt him?
In what way? Ive blocked and unblocked him a couple of times but he knows im fucked up mentally. Maybe hes got tired of that, cant blame but still every time ive done that it felt like he hates me. And i dont think it was just me, im nearly sure he just used me to not feel lonely until he found new friends. I cant really move on because he still talks to me sometimes but its so rare it hurts me. If hed say he no longer likes me id just go but he didnt and he asks about what happened if i stay offline for long. Maybe hes just being nice so i dont hurt myself, honestly i dont know.
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>>50924063
I think I'm attracted to their huge cocks, they taste so much better compared to wh*te cocks for some reason it's amazing
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>tfw ayy lmao tier skull
>have long hair now so it's fine
If I start balding I will quit my job, NEET it out while I have money and when I run out I'm killing myself.
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>>50924063
yes very good.
this gives me strength
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>>50924170
Go away Goldstein. You have no power over me
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>>50924087
I don't think it's the cock in particular for me; I like them to have a slim fit physique.
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>>50924204
i'm not Goldstein, i'm Brown
is that a stereotypical black last name? i dunno
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>>50923776
Nice, hope you are successful
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spaghetti marinara sauce and buttered bread for a late night (2am) snack after smoking some DUDE WEED
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>>50924388
imagine being an obese pothead
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>>50924456
not reaIly no x
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>>50924248
No it's not but do you have >>50924222
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> 24
> Ugly as sin
> Bald, skinny fat, hairy, bulbous Hebrew nose, dark circles, acne scars
> Still managed to find boyfriends
What's your excuse?
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>>50924554
>> Still managed to find boyfriends

So you don't have one now? The obvious reason they left you is because you are ugly
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>>50924554
having standards. lentils
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>>50924497
i'm slim physique? yes i'm in the middle of losing more weight right now
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>>50924554
What do I need an excuse for? :)
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>>50924554
Im asocial and not a normalfag? If id stop being fat i could look like a chad but i dont want to look like one and im too fucked up mentally.
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>>50924456
Weed speeds your metabolism up, so do spicy foods. you'd have to be stupid fat already to be fat and smoke pot all of the time.
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> 22 +-1
> HIV positive
> generic self insert harem mc face, SLAVic features, wearing make up like to do female cosplay
> eternal virgin
What's my problem?
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>>50924981
>HIV positive
>virgin

was mommy a whore or did you like to share needles?
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>>50924981
>tfw no virgin bf to poz me
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>>50924998
both honestly desu
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>>50924981
Sooo how did you get this disease anon?
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Should I start giving bjs for cash to get my rent money? I sold everything already and I only have a few days to make rent, no job will hire me because it's a small town. I applied almost 30 miles away knowing I'd walk it and still couldn't get a job, I think this is all I got left.
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>>50925064
mom was a big slut
pretty much the reason that i'm gay
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>>50925076
dunno why you'd ask here but go ahead
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>>50910396
Aaaand it is another night i am here.

I fucking hate myself.
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>>50922563
How do I stop being a skinnyfat faggot? I'm already 130lbs so do I just need to workout?
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I did 100 squats today :3
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>>50925222
is this a ploy to get me banned, i'm not giving you pictures you have to take my word for it
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i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
i want a boyfriend
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>>50925306
>i want a boyfriend
What kind you want?
I'm here to disappoint.
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>tfw I will never have a qt housewife (male)
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>tfw no average to skinny build bf
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Just be your own cute boyfriend desu
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>>50925383
i think i look hot when i jerk off in the mirror
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>>50925413
no, everyone itt stop asking me for pics
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>>50925393
I took a picture of my tummy and I can't stop fapping to it
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>>50925146
That's sad that you got HIV when being born
rip
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>>50925380
>tfw just acquired a bf with an average body while having an average body myself
I'm in heaven 2bh
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how do i achieve bara bod aesthetics. i want to work out but i need a goal to accomplish or i'm gonna fizzle out again.
may or may not be doing this just to attract a bf
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>>50925452
>may or may not be doing this just to attract a bf
the only reason any person works out is to gain access to other fit attractive people. rarely for health reasons.
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>>50925486
i'm working out because i have a health problem and because i want to be able to fight people
i think a lot of people do because they want to be threatening/able to hold their own in a fight
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>>50925517
not where i live. you just stay fat and open carry a gun
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>tfw no strong compassionate bf to listen to me whine about nothing while we cuddle
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>>50925428
it's probably because i'm SLAVic
and i tend to look at mirrors all the time to re-affirm my existence
i try to do sports to lessen the stress but i'm still feeling worthless and unworthy of him
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>>50925569
whoa, that sounds super comfy. What would you whine about anon?
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>>50925569
I had an ebf that kept complaining about being poor, but he bought a bunch of steam games every fucking week.

that probably has nothing to do with the cause of your whining, but hearing someone complain about stupid shit like that is annoying af, you don't need a compassionate bf, you need a deaf bf.
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>>50925333
one who loves me, not you.
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>>50925677
Rude, you'll never get a bf like that.
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I commented just as the last thread died but i'm looking for a nice robot to talk to and take up my time~

I cook and bake and i'm learning to draw, if your a bully that's a plus Lets be friends
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Hey anon. Hope you don't mind me crashing on your bed
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>>50925877
knot for you
it is time for you to die
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>>50925877
Are you feminine at all? What are we working with here.
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>>50925977
wrong form of knot, anon
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>tfw no 11 yo shota bf
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>>50926111
Oh yes anon, i would love some prison faggot dick up my ass!
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>>50926111
I'm feminine, i'm working out and dieting to get rid of the bit of tummy i have and i'm pretty submissive
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>>50926152
fuck off baphomet
you will be tied during the entire ordeal
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>>50926172
Probably why you can't get in any your nasty but to begin with.

>>50926216
How much do you weigh anon?
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>>50926289
171lbs i'm like 5'8. Most of the weight is in my butt and thighs though my face isn't really chubby
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>>50926342
sounds like you have a lot of tummy
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>tfw no bf that has nice juicy thighs
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>>50926342
Yeah anon, Idk about that one. You weigh as much as me.
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>>50926376
>>50926397
I don't look big but that's fine
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I HATE BEING AN UGLY INCEL FREAK

NO MAN WILL EVER LOVE ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>50926644
h-hey! calm down!
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>>50926644
so is your shift button broken?
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oh another homeless man how beautiful
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>>50926703
no fuck you you shit
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Don't lose weight I want a chubby bf
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Story time anons,
So I recently got together with a ex poly guy who came from a bad relationship
He said he was okay with me sending dick pictures and stuff like that to a friend, it progressed to fapping and then video chatting.
I cleared both of the things with my bf before I did them

Finished about 5 mins and told my bf We finished and he didn't seem to care

If he's okay with it why do I feel bad like I betrayed him?
Am I a shitty person/slut?

>am I a shit bf for fapping with another dude even if my bfs fine with it
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>>50926784
if you're already ugly on the outside at least try to be pretty on the inside and don't be rude, anon!
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>>50926777
that one i don't think is attractive
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I wonder how many of the "femboys" here actually look like ugly manlets.
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>>50926843
I am usually nice to people but sometimes I just get mad
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>>50926152
What artist is this even from
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>>50926873
Anyone unironically browsing the thread vying to be a femboy is probably just a hairy gross guy, yeah. There's people who are actual traps and look good but they're never real robots lol.
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>>50926916
a furry artist. that's his only picture with a human in it. that and another one
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Here's an uncomfortable truth you need to accept: There is no such thing as HIV/AIDS.
The symptoms attributed to HIV/AIDS are actually the body shutting down. It's a natural response to being sodomized by another man.
If you don't want this to happen to you, stop engaging in homosexual acts immediately. You have been warned.
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>>50926971
Dammit Anon
I need to meme on a furfaggot friend
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>>50927049
Rrrrright anon. You weren't gonna jerk off to it yourself
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>>50927103
I'll jerk off to muscle dudes in a threesome but not furfaggotry
Won't stop that low anon
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>went to the gym for the first time after a year of not doing anything physical
>gainz have gone back to almost zero, now skinnyfat weakling who barely benches lmao1pl8
>live with parents so hard to control food intake because I have no say in what gets bought, usually ignore high carb shitty food mom serves for canned tuna, cottage cheese, turkey ham or whatever else is around, hard to meet macros
>this and their controlling attitudes about my comings and goings leads to fights, would probably beat me if they found out I like dudes
>stuck in shitty low-paying job outside my field I had to take because of college requiring you to have a job so can't afford to move out yet
>dream of being a skinny twink with my own place and schedules and returning home anytime I want and cuddle my currently nonexistent bf every day and cook us big batches of healthy delicious food to feast on and fall asleep together after a heavy makeout session

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>50926968
I'm a actual femboy looking for a femboy :3
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>>50927254
I'm a femboy looking for a manly guy because whats the point of two pretty boys getting together. Femboys should be used by big strong men and forced to submit to their superior cocks
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>tall skinny weak gay boy
>medium length dark blonde hair green eyes
>white and 20 with pretty nice thighs/smooth stomach
>extremely submissive but only with someone I'm with
>live in the middle of nowhere
>tfw no bf to read books and play mmos with who's also into finance and really obscure internet things
Why live
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>>50927292
the point is not parroting a heterosexual relationship and having wonderful loving boy relationships instead
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>>50927477
Some people just don't get it, it's much nicer and cute to be two pretty boys in love
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Five [cinque] days of counting calories
soon Hope from final fantasy XIII will love me
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>>50927549
>two pretty boys
Im sorry but this is gay not pedo thread. Also pretty boys wouldnt be coming here because its easy for them to find bf/attention anywhere so youre either ugly or just mentally broken aka not worth dating.
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>>50927606
I could easily get any guy in the city but I don't want normie sluts. This is the last refuge of respectable gays that aren't shooting as much meth and cum into their bodies as possible.
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>>50927606
>pretty boys wouldnt be coming here
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I'm gay and in a relationship. I'm attractive, but do not care about gaining muscle because I have too many other attributes to compensate. I'm happy. I just discovered this board because I rarely exit /biz/ or /pol/ containment boards. Guys, just use Grindr. You don't need anything else. I found all of my long-term relationships this way. :) Wish you luck!
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If you're not ugly then you shouldn't be here
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>>50927691
>I could easily get any guy in the city but I don't want normie sluts.
Yet youre a normalfag yourself.
>>50927707
Yeah fucked up ones maybe, theyre worse than BPD women tho.
>>50927745
This anon is right but i doubt any of you does look better than average, youre always welcome to prove me wrong.
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>>50927910
moderate to slightly above average people come here because it's a lot more low effort compared to other gay threads
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>still no black bf from the big city
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>>50927939
>moderate to slightly above average
Its still around average, especially when you consider that every human does rate looks differently. For sure there are no femboys or cute/pretty boys in here, theyre on /soc/ or in discord servers with their orbiters.
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>>50927910
>i doubt any of you does look better than average

These threads are full of normie 8/10 femboys and chads, dude
There's no place where robots are welcome anymore
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>>50928031
>These threads are full of normie 8/10 femboys and chads
Are you saying that they would be wasting their time here instead of dating irl? Everytime some nigger has posted his face in here it was nothing special.
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>>50925609
i guess about people being angry all the time, how im always too tired to do anything, and how i can never get comfy when alone
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>>50926433
not either of those anons, but i'll talk to you. just don't waste my time and ghost me or something.
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>>50928102
they could always do both
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>>50926644
Ever think about just not being ugly? I didnt think so.
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>>50928128
As long as you don't do the same, what's your contact
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>>50927434
i like books and finance but not mmos
am i good enough
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>>50927045
I will admit, I havent heard that one before. Take my (You) and get the fuck out.
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>>50928156
chathofrek@wemel.top
i don't want my discord to be associated with the kind of slut that adds people from all over, you know the drill
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did my stomach get smaller? why am i never hungry anymore?
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>>50928138
>>they could always do both
I see no reason for that, normalfags have already busy enough lifes to not waste their time on r9gay unless theyre ugly.
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>>50928169
are you in the US? I like hearing what other people read about
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>>50928418
pizza=bad
oof
don't underestimate humanity!
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>>50928449
i only read good books
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my stomach and anus hurt
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>virgin
>get to know a guy through work over the course of a few months
>he's not a virgin and has had several long-term relationships
>he invites me out with some other friends we made from that job
>do this a few times
>get to the point where he comes back to my place
>we fall asleep cuddling
>wake up to him going to the bathroom
>turns out he had a dream about us and ended up having a nocturnal emission
>let him change into a pair of my underwear
Not sure how to feel desu
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>>50928820
do you love him? are you going to be his bf?
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>>50928820
>letting someone sleep in your bed who isn't your bf
>letting someone cuddle you who isn't your bf
>letting someone see and wear your underwear who isn't your bf

You'll never find a bf you whore.
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>tfw no personal trainer bf
>tfw no bf to cook healthy high protein meals
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>>50928863
I like him very much, so I hope so.

>>50928866
Shut up
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>>50928913
>Shut up
And what about when you breakup?
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>>50928913
i'm guessing you don't have much respect for your virginity so i don't have any advice for you anon, good luck anyway
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>>50929005
respect is something that is earned not given
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>>50928913
>shut up
So you know I'm right. That's good. When you come back here posting about how he broke up with you because he found some other slut to fuck, don't expect any sympathy.
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>>50928978
>>50929005
>>50929095
Not him, but you people really are bitter here.
At least the guys in /gaygen/ don't outright try and bring people down.
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>>50929125
>wtf /r9k/ is bitter wtf??!
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>>50929125
So why don't you go post in /gaygen/ with the other normies anon? I'm sure you'll be happier there.
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>>50929125
what am i bitter about anon? bringing up /gaygen/ is obvious bait and i even said good luck!
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bf with or without glasses?
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God I love hairy boys so so much, happy trails, hairy chests, etc are so good. Hairy x hairy is the only way to go, otherwise you're a pedo.

And that's law!
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>>50929238
why do people try to impose their sexual preferences onto others?
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>>50929125
Then why do you come here retard? No one wants you here.
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>>50929259
t. only cute feminine boys or youre disgusting
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>>50929238
if it's too hairy i trim some of the hair with scissors
if i shave it starts to itch
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>>50929228
I'd prefer one with glasses but would also accept one without glasses
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>>50929259
Tbh the only people that like smooth guys are closet bis and prison gays, you cant convince me otherwise
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>>50929282
le ebic straw man argument
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>>50929295
Sounds hot anon lets rub our hairy legs together
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>>50929228
glasses are cute, but so is good vision

>>50928870
Would you make him handmade protein shakes with special ingredients?
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>>50929328
le ebic buzzword argument
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>>50929322
why would i care in the slightest about convicing you?
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>>50929352
so are you gonna answer my question or not?
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>>50929369
so are you gonna fuck off with your prison faggotry?
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>>50929339
I'm reserved, sorry.
can't break faith with him.
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>>50929363
I never asked you to my negroid
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are we all pretending to be above each other at the moment?
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>>50929438
No actually I'm below you
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>>50929406
no worries, dunno why you responded to me in the first place

>>50929378
pathetic
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>>50929451
that's just because i was on a step stool. give me a second i'm coming down.
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>>50929457
>pathetic
Stay mad prison faggy
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I want to be some euro anons fucktoy

I want my ass to remember the shape of your dick
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>>50929438
>pretending
pretty sure nobody here tops my height
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>>50929476
>agree with me or you're prison gay
why are people like this? why are you even trying to get into arguments?
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>>50929525
>why are you even trying to get into arguments
Im not, im just making fun of you. Its not about who do you want to fuck or date but about you being a retard. That being said im too lazy to captcha 100 taxis so fuck off.
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>>50929545
ew dude wtf don't make me cringe
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what is it with you guys responding to obvious bait? i get you're all extremely autistic but you'd think being exposed to it all the time would help you catch on
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>>50929658
it's 2am in the only time zone that matters.
you think people aren't bored enough to keep it going?
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>>50929658
Anon this is /r9gay/ so everything is bait. All the posts are bait and all the replies are bait. Even you are bait.
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no wonder you're all alone
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>>50929698
Prison fags have hard time finding a guy that looks like a female, i feel bad for them.
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>>50929351
of course anon! there will be a little bit of me in every shake to remind him of us.
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>>50929732
if you're such hot shit tell me who this artist is
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>>50929744
not him but :
--> https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=9504138
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So the guy I hoped would be the guy stopped talking to me. He rarely say anything. I had to greet and say bye but never got any reply from it. Even bringing up topics to speak didn't help. It would seem like I rambled on to the empty space.
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>>50927910
It's against the rules to post yourself on this board I think, but I must look alright since I've had several females ask me out. Never any guys tho sadly
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Alright, so which one of you homos (NORTH AMERICA ONLY) would like to play fighting games? I'm bored and need to kill some time.
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>>50929772
same case
i replied to my guy twice
said nothing
pretty sure he's aware that i'm a super uber net but he still doesn't wanna speak to me :(
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>>50929807
>NORTH AMERICA ONLY
Sorry, eu here niggy
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I-is this my chance to get a cowboy bf anons?! I fucking wish I'm less awkward.
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>>50929829
Yeah, I thought so, which is why I included the parentheses. So many Euros on this site.
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>>50929837
>Oh and food!
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>>50929869
>99
based

jhfgvljgvbhjlb
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>>50929811
Since you're a neet do you have anything going for you at least? What are you like?
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>>50929869
He'd love to eat my thai "food" probably lmfao
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>>50930025
>lmfao
>stutterposting
>tinder
you're clear to leave anytime
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>>50929946
chekhov,dostoevsky some /lit/ a bit of /his/ 2hu&vn's, strategy games, 4x , fpses , jrpgs anime&manga cosplaying & figure collecting
gustav holst is nice tho tchaikovsky is also a favorite
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>>50930070
Oh neat what do you like to cosplay, is your figure collection pretty big? Ive been collecting for awhile and i've wanted to get one of those nice big display cabinets but my current apartment is too small.
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Homosexuals are below ants. I want to burn and smash them.
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>>50930099
this anon >>50929516 is actually pretty tall
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>>50930089
Can we meet up and cuddle instead?
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>>50930094
i cosplayed as the courier from FO NV wearing a full riot gear going into two separate cons
posted these a while back without the addition of shiki from KNK and YY from 2hu
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>>50930152
there's also shiro from ngnl!
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>>50930152
Aaaa, this is such a nice collection i'm a bit jealous. What are you like as a person? Are you the submissive or dominant type?
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>>50930152
>neet americuck buying dumb shit
I wonder where did you get money for that if youre a neet.
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>>50930163
my room is pretty compact there's also an ultimate madoka fig and a 1/7 sayaka &homura right next to it
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>>50930111
Plenty of way to smash even the tall ones
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>>50930173
hmmmm
depend on the situation
>>50930181
not american
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>>50930195
Ahh, a switch then?
I had a 2hu friend tell me i should cosplay Moko. She seems pretty cute
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>>50923442
make them elevated pushups
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>>50930195
depends*

there are plenty of ways to make money
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>>50930195
>>not american
Sweden then?
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>>50930228
mokou is cute!
not like she has a hot temper at all!
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>>50930259
Heh, my friend mentioned her temper and said that's also a reason i should cosplay as her since i'm kind of the bratty type
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>>50930270
Cant you just say where are you from? Im just curious, also still dont know how do you make money. Do you suck dicks? Making money kind of stops you from being a neet i think? But if its all top secret then just say so.
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>>50930280
you'll need a kaguya to pair with you haha

>>50930299
> Do you suck dicks
no
>But if its all top secret then just say so.
yes
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>>50930321
That'd be cute, i have like one irl friend but i dunnno if they'd wanna do a cosplay with me
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>>50930321
>> Do you suck dicks
>no
Somehow i doubt that you dumb weeb.
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>>50930336
i have a few, none are into cosplay(well one was in the past but no longer)
>>50930337
i see your point
but no man
believe what you will
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>>50930367
That's a bummer, i've always wanted to do a cosplay with someone it seems like itd be a lot of fun
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>>50930395
what have you tried solo?
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>>50930414
Ive cosplayed as Tomoko, Tsuyu, a boy version of a Hex Maniac, and i was a Faun once
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>>50930436
>Ive cosplayed as Tomoko, Tsuyu, a boy version of a Hex Maniac, and i was a Faun once
P-post pictures please 0w0
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>>50930450
I'm not comfortable posting on r9k but i'd share with you if you've got a discord or something
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>>50930436
>Tomoko
>Hex Maniac
>Faun
exquisite taste
how'd you make the goat legs? or did you order online
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>>50930458
>I'm not comfortable posting on r9k but i'd share with you if you've got a discord or something
Alright, andead#7207 would be cool to see the Tomoko cosplay.
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>>50930474
I ordered like these really fuzzy goat legs online, wasn't too expensive and worked well. The horns are the best part i like wearing them just for fun sometimes
>>50930475
I'll see if i have pics of it still but they were on my old phone before i switched carriers. Still have the cosplay just not the wig. Maybe when i have time i'll take some new pics
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>>50930510
i ordered most of my pieces separately
i liked the mask
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>>50930570
Do you ever wear it just for funsies
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I asked out a cute asian boy on tinder, lads. He actually accepted.
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>>50930629
Wish I could get a cute asian boyfrend but there are none here in my cold nation...
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I want a bf to cosplay prompto while i cosplay noctis.

And than do some lewd stuff in costume
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will your crush be your valentine this year boys?
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>>50930701
>will your crush be your valentine this year boys?
I have no such thing and this will be my last valentines
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>>50930701
My boyfriend is gonna be my valentines this year! He's my first one! I met him here and I'm very excited!
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A gay attempted to rape me when I was 9 years old. I was lucky enough to escape but I will never forget the fear I felt that day. I want to make you faggots feel a similar fear as I put you all in gas chambers.
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>>50930719
That's sad to hear anon
>>50930898
That's good anon, hope you two will be happy together
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>>50931096
Why do you want to be super smooth straightoid?
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tfw no ldr bf to tell me im a stupid sickly boy then buy me stuff off of my amazon wishlist wink wink
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Why does this exist my bromos
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>>50930701
>will your crush be your valentine this year boys?
Yes.
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>>50931205
cause i want my rapist to enjoy it
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>>50931266
That's not rape then is it, you fucking idiot.
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>>50931293
shut up you hairy bear fuck
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>>50931217
because he was a huge meme
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i kissed a guy today. it was a bit messy but it was nice overall. took three weeks of working up to it because im a nervous wreck.
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>>50931477
do anything else after that?
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>>50931501
we held hands a little bit. we stared at the moon, which had finally shown up again after two weeks of being below the horizon. it was comfortable.
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>>50931506
awwwwh, i hope it well goes for you, cute-anon!
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>>50931512
it was very romantic. i hope things grow between us. he said i smelt nice as well, which made me feel very good. thank god for vanilla essence. accidentally spilt some on me at work.
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>>50931506
That sounds so sweet and innocent aaaaaaaa
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>>50931522
*im just hugging my pillow squeking in my chair* y'all are so cute, i'm rooting for you 2, invite me to the wedding?
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>>50931096
>>>/soc
and don't come back, thanks
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there are weebs at my workplace...
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>>50931564
fuck them until theyre not weebs anymore
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>>50931524
>>50931541
thanks guys. i'm an anxious young lad so i'm doing my best not to freak out and it's going well. we're just texting each other, it's pretty good. i'll stop attention whoring now.
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>>50931591
i believe in you big boy, make sure he treats you well, dont want young boys heartbroken on their first love ^^
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>>50928870
>Healthy
>High protein
It's not healthy to give yourself osteoporosis and kidney disease. Fucking protein shill, back to ///fit///
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A poached egg just did a cum in my mouth, r9gay!!
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>>50931669
that means you cooked it perfectly. i'm impressed, i can never poach an egg properly, and it's my job to sometimes.
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>tfw no anorexic bf to starve with and knibble on each other's arms and thighs
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>>50931686
i can offer you a thicc bf whose thigh you can eat -w-
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>>50926155
this is why WE NEED THE FOURTH REICH
degenerates like you will be gassed
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>>50931666
sorry anon, but the truth is i don't know shit about fitness or dieting and i just want a bf who can motivate me to get back in shape :(
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holy fuck i have a considerable level of disappointment with the state of the thread. where the fuck are my avatarfags at i miss fucking bullying them.
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>>50931807
I'm here, but most kept getting banned and stopped.
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>>50931832
well i'm not quite sure who you are. are you kroni/kryst, silmaryl, cass etc.? or someone new.

i miss the old crowd. they were nice people, if a little annoying at times.
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>>50931839
I'm no one in particular. Kroni is one of the posters that kept getting banned and stopped posting here though. I kept telling him not to avatarfag.
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>>50931854
i haven't seen him in about 9 months. i hope he's okay as well as the others.
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>>50931983
He's fine. Still wagecucking it up.
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>>50932025
what's the number after his username, might as well talk to him.
give me yours as well i'm feeling like talking to someone tonight.
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>>50932047
Not sure if he'd want me to give that or not.
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>>50931807
>i like attention whores and boring posters
wow cool dude.
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>all these normalfags using discord
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>>50932080
at least they'd actually say something of substance.
>>50932103
you can dislike discord all you want but it's a better alternative to shitting up the thread with
"heehee anon ur soooo cute xd"
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>>50922668
Explains why we self harm
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>>50932108
>at least they'd actually say something of substance.
except they didn't and don't, you're just an orbiter desu
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>>50932108
Every single post of theirs was the same and exact thing over and over.
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>>50932142
well i liked them either way. i don't orbit them since i haven't spoken to them in however long
>>50932155
not exactly. they always had some controversial opinions. better than >tfw no X bf
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>>50922563
Yep
I've got a lot of weight to lose though

I don't wanna be a fatty any more
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I want a bf that gets me in to cosplaying.
Or just someone that is supportive in it and wants to go to a con with me
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>>50932804
>Or just someone that is supportive in it and wants to go to a con with me
I'd love to go to conventions and support my bf (with everything basically) but I don't wanna cosplay myself.
What do you wanna cosplay as?
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>>50932804
>tfw too afraid to tell my bf that I'd like to get into cosplaying even though I know he'd support me
although I'm too uggo to cosplay as 99% of characters and going to social events is equal to suicide, especially if dressed up to garner attention
stuck in limbo..
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just went sickomode on some guys asshole
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>>50932167
>better than >tfw no X bf
uhm no sweetie
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>>50933103
Prompto or noctis, im not sure who yet
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>>50933302
Nono i dont have a bf, my parents would 100% be mad about buying 250$ in clothes that you only wear 2 times a year for the only con in your country. Thats why i want a bf to support me so im not only hearing negative shit about what makes me happy
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>>50933582
thats not too hard to pull of is it?
definitly cute choices anon.
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>>50931790
Don't listen to that fool, protein is incredibly good for you when consumed sensibly. If you're consuming ungodly amounts every day then maybe your liver will suffer from it but protein is absolutely vital in the muscle recovery process, if you aren't getting enough protein you aren't gonna be repairing the muscle sufficiently
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>>50933996
Protein isn't good for you, what are you talking about?
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>>50933605
I'm talking about myself, meme arrows aren't for quotation
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>>50934540
ah, you must be one of those who think anorexia is peak lookmax
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>>50928449
Reading lolita rn, but imagining a twink as the main girl instead
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>>50934634
>being thin equals anorexia
anon, are you okay?
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Retro game bf when
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Here's your government assigned bf
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Quiet thread today. I'm lonely, please post.
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>>50935351
it's a snow day, there's no thread today
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>>50935361
But its not snow day everywhere, NAnon!
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>>50935351
How are things going anon?
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>>50935433
Not too bad. Sitting with a cup of hot chocolate and playing some vidya in bed - comfy. Just a little lonely that's all... You?
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>>50935482
Sounds real comfy, consider me jealous! Just got home from work myself, want to go grab a takeaway but I'm having a nosebleed.
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>>50935529
Stop snorting wall paint
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>>50935373
How come there's only like 4 Char/Amuro doujins and they're not translated ?
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>>50929845
I love Makise Kurisu! Comitting race mixing with Makise Kurisu!
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>>50935631
Cuz they are a pure couple and shalln't be lewded
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>>50929807
This bitch cant handle lag
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>>50935529
Yum. What are you thinking of getting?
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>>50935757
I prefer non-lewd and i can't even find those!
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>>50935787
Then the whole amuro / char arc in the manga and anime fits your requirements
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>>50935775
Burger and onion rings! The ones they do around where I live are lovely.

>>50935624
Is that something people do?
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>>50935839
Fuck, i wanted more =/.

At least they're banging in newtype outerspace with Lala.
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>when you're holding each other and your hard cocks casually just touch each other
better than penetration ngl
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>ask crush if he wants to play stuff with me
>every time he refuses
>ask best friend
>refuses
>the only person who actually wants to play video games with me is the guy who thinks ruining progress is really funny
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>>50935876
Nice, anon. I hope you enjoy it, I'm sure you deserve it.
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>>50936127
He ruins progress because the games you play with him are shit or because he likes watching you get worked into a shoot.
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>>50936169
we play games he picks and i don't get worked up when he does it, try again sweaty
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>>50936211
>Sweaty

Anyway, you should tell him how you feel.
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>>50936142
Aww thanks, that's sweet of you to say!
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>tfw getting suicidal thoughts again
>tfw dont want to even get out of bed anymore
>tfw everything is boring and im lonely
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>tfw no bf to bump the thread
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>>50936650
Anon you should drink more alcohol
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Who /novalentineagain/ here?
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>>50922563
you can't lose weight and gain muscles at the same time
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>>50937469
stop trying to start conversation. this general is dead, everyone is dead. it's time to die.
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>>50937297
I have no moneye
>>50937469
>again
More like ever
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>>50937487
>More like ever
That also applies.
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>>50937477
/ means "or" doesn't it
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>>50937483
Can confirm that I am dead too.
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Get up /r9gay/, it ain't time to lay down yet.
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>>50933677
Parents would be against the idea
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Indian boys are for _________
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>>50937666
Doing poops not in the toilet
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>>50937666
Trust me Satan, leave them Indians alone, you don't want to piss of the loo witch.
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>>50937666
having the smallest dicks out of all the races and shitting on the floor
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Black guys are for ______
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>>50937666
Being the worst of all races but at least they aren't so bad they're subhuman like abbos.
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>>50938006
Black guys are for prison
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>>50938095
White prison, and by prison i mean butthole.
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>>50937469
last year i spent valentines day at my friend's place and he even let me hug him. this year i don't even have a friend.
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>>50938170
When is valentine's? I'm talking with some and might get some male poontang this weekend.

Pic related, it's a boy.
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>>50922802
>gotta get lucky on the gene lottery, bro
this except every aspect of being gay
or alive
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>>50929322
what if you're a sub but prefer hairless doms?
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>>50938313
>it's a boy
Yeah no shit
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>>50938449
>Getting worked by a tranny picture
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>>50938495
he just thought it was funny that you felt the need to clarify
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>>50938170
I had a close friend who hugged me on valentine because we had a sleepover for his birthday and my parents kinda forgot me so we hugged on his bed.
If you are him please text me i still miss you every single day
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>>50938581
He's kinda cute desu, i giggled when i saw his post.
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>>50938590
>tfw no friend that hugged me and misses me to this day
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>>50932167
Yeah, controversial opinions like:
>I'm better than you in every way
>acting like a edgy "redpilled" 15yo
etc.

>>50937469
Last time I had a valentine was about 13 years ago and all I got from it were tears and public humiliation.
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>>50938735
Greentext it, get it out of your system, let's take a trip to memory lane, share it with us.
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if you guys don't start posting and having conversations i'll start talking about my fetish, don't test me
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>>50939421
Talk about your fetish
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It's that time again. Anyone (NA ONLY) wanna play fighting games to pass the time?
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>>50939434
Combat boots
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>>50939434
i actually don't feel all that up for it. today's a low energy day for everyone.
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>>50939476
are the one who i told about groupon? did you ever find a pair?
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i love swedish boys
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Why is talking to people on voice chat so hard?
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>>50939586
It all stems down your social anxiety, duh.
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>>50939421
You already fucking do no matter what you disgusting freak
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>>50939728
really? i feel like i haven't in a long while.
maybe it was someone else.
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>you disgusting freak
What is it
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What's her fucking problem? Why do people think she's hot?
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should i braid/twist my hair or leave it in an afro for a while longer?
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>>50940123
I don't even want to think about the kind of goblin that would make a post like this.
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>>50940145
I don't even want to think about the kind of goblin that would post an anime girl.
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>>50927103
Still waiting for the source anon
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>>50940509
you'll get it when Ragnarok comes you furry
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>>50940534
Well I'm going to sleep and when I wake up in 4 hours to get ready for my 7 hour shift I better see some source!
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>>50940550
if this thread is still up then sure
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>>50940442
Here's another one! Lewd anime girls!
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>>50922802
>on the other hand I see myself feeling extremely attracted to guys that have some hair on the belly or chest or legs
Is this a common thing to like? I have such hair
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>>50940788
Feels good to be straight!
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am I in the wrong for being annoyed that someone said they had time off and they haven't been online to even say they're busy? I realize life happens and plans change but to me it seems wrong to not say, "sorry looks like we won't get to hang out" than go silent for multiple days.
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>>50941016
I'm a big homo, anime girls are just easier to find.
Chop off the boobs and imagine it's a cute boy.

Or a big strong man...
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>>50941019
Yes, you are. Stop being so clingy for it leads to a path of destruction.
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>>50941019
Pretty much >>50941065
No one owes you anything. Do you think it's justified for someone to tell you their every move when they're not with you?
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>>50941114
I don't, but its a long term friendship, they have discord on their phone. I see no reason they can't do that.
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>>50941019
That means they don't give a shit about you
They're probably talking to someone else while online as well
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>>50941128
So if it's a long-term friendship, why are you getting annoyed? You know them, yes? If it's really bothering you, why don't you initiate rather than shitposting about it here.
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>>50941114
sure no one owes you anything but you don't owe them anything in return. you can get mad at a friend for being negligent, you can even end the friendship over it if you want. if you want to stay friends it just comes down to convincing them you have a justified reason to be upset, or them convincing you that you don't. your post is almost meaningless in this context.
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>tfw no bf to snuggle with and fall asleep together all happy and content
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>>50941447
Incorrect. They're not being negligent in the first place. They're just living their own life.
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>tfw no big strong monster bf
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>>50941447
>t. Clingy person
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>>50941606
makes no difference. you don't need to justify your own feelings to other people and you don't owe them friendship for anything.

>>50941628
i will not be baited but thanks for the (You)
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>tfw no ultra nationalist homophobic bf
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>>50941721
Clearly you're mentally ill and have no idea how friendships work. Stay lonely.
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you're not even putting the effort in
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Reminder:

If he never initiates conversation with you then he's not interested
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i wish i had a friend who could sleep over at my house and then i can do things to
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>thinking anybody who browses /r9k/ has any idea how friendships work
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Reminder:

If you never bother to initiate yourself, you're retarded.
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>>50941929
Not true. Some people are just quick to reach social and emotional exhaustion.
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>>50941960
WELL WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SET TO OFFLINE OR INVISIBLE?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Reminder:

If he likes you he likes you, regardless of who initiates conversations
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Reminder:

If you're gay then ur gay
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>>50942135
Reminder:
ur mom has the big gay
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Reminder:

no one will ever, EVER love you
this is the only true Reminder:
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waaaaa my friend not are talk to me 24/7 what the frick >:(
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>>50942243
At least two people have loved me in the past.
In addition to the one that probably loves me right now, but hasn't admitted it yet.
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>>50942258
u gay lawl
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>tfw no disgusting flesheater bf to convert to veganism
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Reminder:

While he's giving you one word replies he's having a great conversation with someone else 10 times cuter than you
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Reminder:

Adding anyone on Discord and expecting them to be loyal is one of the stupidest things you can do.
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>>50942265
>delusion
everything will be okey, my lonely friend

BUT if you want that to happen you first need to accept reality. this... thing you're doing is not healthy in the long run. you know that too, right?
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>>50942316
I'm sorry that I'm so much more lovable than you are anon.
It's sad that you would assume love is impossible.
Maybe in reality that very attitude the reason you're alone.
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Is fasting valid way to lose weight if I
a. If gym and/or jogging are not options.
b. I don't care about my health, looks only?

I've been doing it for a short time, hunger doesn't bother me but FUCK I'm so tired.
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>>50942362
i think there's a thread about fasting on /fit/ with a guide
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>>50942410
I'll check it out, thanks pal.
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>>50942362
yes, drink lots of black coffee and tea too while fasting, just be careful not to binge when you break the fast
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>>50942462
>drink lots of black coffee and tea too while fasting,

Enjoy you nausea from all that caffeine.
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>>50942559
yeah it's not healthy at all, and can give tummy aches but it's fast weight loss so it's nice
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>tfw no bf to tickle when he's yawning
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>add guy from here on steam
>anime profile pic
>over 100 friends
>VAC ban

Yikes!
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>>50942962
>VAC ban
honestly worst offender
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>>50942962
>tfw no one adds me on steam
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>tfw no steam bf to bully
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I WANT A FLIPPY HAIR QT BF
AND I WANT HIM NOW
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>>50942962
>Added anon on steam
>He was a loner and barely knew how to use steam
>Taught him the basics
>We also played some games together
>Fast forward one year
>We don't play anymore, barely talk
>He's one of those steam "cool kids" with tons of friends and badges, 10-paragraph bio and lots of comments on his profile

I feel like it's my fault.
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My crush posted a new picture in his instagram, pic related.

I want him to violate me.
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>mfw CoC is making me question my sexuality
fuck lizard people
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Reminder:

We have to get this thread to 500 replies soon or i'm gonna have to give that guy the source to that pic.
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>tfw less than two days until valentines
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>tfw didn't even know what day valentines was
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>>50927228
Lol rich people always have shit genes. Not a one of these boys is even remotely fuckable.
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>>50943403
>crush
>instagram
aw, well at least you can admire
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>>50941619
>tfw Ceratopsians are extinct
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>>50944296
Anima a woman she can't be your monster bf
unless that's just a reaction image
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Work on your core bois
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>>50944704
nah, I heard its futile to work on it if your diet isnt correct
id rather become a blob than give up a single food that I enjoy
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Need to work on my anterior pelvic and flatten my stomach and ribcage more, I look like a 5'11" goblin
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>>50944704
>Work on your core bois
What for?
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>>50944745
just eat less, you don't have to change the kind of food you eat
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>>50945179
Suck my penis, fag!
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>tfw no bf with this exact hair
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I woke up, where is my source anon?
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>>50945179
im skinny as fuck eating less will make me go skelly mode
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>>50945346
next time stay asleep https://twitter.com/x6udpngx/status/891679588790566913
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>>50945338
>tfw have this kind of hair
>straighten it because I hate curly hair
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>>50945338
Mine is sorta like this at the moment except blond I need to get it cut.
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>>50945547
i bet it looks nice. i wish my hair was like that
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>Gays
AIDS infested child molesters
>Bisexuals
Closeted gays or hypersexual deviants who will literally fuck anything
>Trannies
Even more mentally ill gays

Is that about right?
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>>50945728
not even close
aids infested child molesters and hypersexual deviants are the pride faggots that dont even fuck men and just do it for the look
gays are normal monogamous men who just wanna live
bis are cute hunting chads

trannys are spot on tho
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>tfw no bf with this exact hair
WHY LIVE
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>>50945933
>pride faggots that dont even fuck men
Huh? Then how do they get AIDS? All the gays I've ever met were "pride faggots". I don't think there's another type.
>bis are cute hunting chads
What does that mean?
>trannys are spot on tho
Glad we can agree on something.
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>>50946042
youve never met an actual out gay then
gays are just normal dudes like you they just happen to be attracted to guys
youre judging people by the outlier, imagine if a gay dude said he hated all straights because theyre disgusting fetishistic cucks who want to be femdomed and locked in chastity?

harsh judgement for such a small section of the heteros but its the same thing since EVERY non-pride gay dude fucking hates lgbt+ cancer
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>>50945462
>>50945346
>no thanks
what a prancing lala homo man
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>>50946032
i have that face but not that hair
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>>50945933
>>50946103
why are you responding to it, fagbro?
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>>50946115
be my bf logan paul!
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>>50946032
why don't you stop stealing my post, Schumer?
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>>50946253
gross beard
if he shaved it hed look better
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>>50946115
Be my bf plz ; - ;
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>>50946032
>hiding his face like a coward
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>>50946312
him hiding his face distracts you from the nose that's hiding in plain sight
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>mfw i somehow have lesbian hair even though i'm black
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>>50946311
are you from new zealand / australia?
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>>50946306
with that forehead? as if.
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>>50946589
GOD DAMMIT.
It's always fucking kiwis
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>>50946665
please anon i just want a bf, i need one
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Would you date someone with a humiliation fetish?
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>>50946732
You don't think I do too?
But i'm in the US of A.
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>>50946744
no because i'm not good at roleplaying
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>>50946744
I have a humiliation fetish
as in I like seeing cute anons blushing and embarrassed
love it when the sub self deprecates calling his own dick smol or things like that
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i have a self esteem building fetish
love to make a cute boy feel good about himself and his body
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a new original thread >>50947019
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non-Lain new thread >>50947036
pick whatever, i'm going to bed
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>>50947039
valentines day thread is the legitimate #615




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