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Deano's stag do edition
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one titcow redhead gf for every britfeel lad
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Maybe we wont bicker about blowjob techniques and who is a chad and who isn't in this thread
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>50936339
>Doing what makes me happy and fobbing everyone else off
Pleb tier opinion
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Might buy a van tbqh
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Really fancy a wank tbqh.
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>>50936375
No, you'll get a Moni gf and be happy about
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>>50936375
good choice lad, red hair and massive tits=wife material
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>>50936355
i went to an elite private school i know rich beta faggots and the most alpha people i know are all poorfags.
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>>50936387
I'd fuck your arsehole hard you little bitch. You'd lose control and shit all over my dick as I filled you up with my certified blood white seed.

t. James Bolan
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>>50936394
ah a fellow lad of taste
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>>50936406
>elite private school
>can't use commas or capital letters
Yeah, sure.
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>>50936375
can hav smol titi redhead gf pls?
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>>50936407
any relation to marc?
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>>50936418
what wouldn't i give for one sniff of her hair
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>>50936427
You can get a broken skull when the nonce hunters reach your door.
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>>50936427
Happy belated birthday you beautiful lad, so glad we get your antics for another year
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>>50936427
best i can offer
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just started a vodafone contract.
wahey
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>>50936407
>>50936435
James Bolan, Marc Bolan, and Cilla. The true genetic lineage to Alfred the Great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA2fW2IS6gk
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>>50936377
Whats wrong with being happy tbqh
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Tfw no gf, tfw no friends, tfw no job, tfw dont leave the house at all, tfw mum and dad hate you, tfw no money.

Suicide when lads?
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Any of you lads got a single incident that turned you into a loser?

Mine was when I got a girlfriend aged 18, she was my first kiss, hand holding, everything. Then some of the local hard lads found out I had a girlfriend and forced me to drug her so they could fuck her. They took turns nutting in her when she was passed out.

When she woke up she knew something was very wrong, luckily she didn't know exactly what was going on, but it was enough for me to never see her again.

I'm crying even writing this out.
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ONE SPONGEY DEANO GF PLSSSSSSSSSS
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>>50936423
believe me or not it doesn't matter. i know plenty of people who work in finance or whatever. some actually are chads and some are beta but all get masc mogged by any random nigger drug dealer.
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>>50936427
>smol titi
You just trying to confirm your gayness?
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>>50936363

I'm not a salesman and don't have to be alpha.
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>>50936457
>not giff gaff master race
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Saw an escort for the first time today. Was pretty good. Set me back 150 though, which I'm starting to regret.
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>>50936469
Britnormie are you ok hon?
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>>50936476
what can i say? i love their call centres, they say all the right things
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>>50936469

There's a fine line between LARPing and fantasising BritNormie
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>>50936469
Britnormie this is another crap attempt
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>>50936472
>Work in finance
>Random nigger drug dealers

All betas. You don't have a clue do you?
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>tfw you open the LARP jar and find it's almost full to the brim with 50 Euro cent coins from Germany
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>>50936448
ee-r it's not even my birthday but thanks I guess
>>50936451
2smol
>>50936473
how can a man with a gaywatch osifer be gay?
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Just spent two minutes blinking at my cat while she blinked back at me. I'm so lucky to have a cat that loves me and we can spend Valentine's day together watching telly and eating pasta
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>>50936504
you don't actually have any experience amongst rich people do you?

they aren't special at all.
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>not anymore prison gay

feels good, now i can leave this general, i'm not even brit i just was there because someone i knew lurked there
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>>50936514
You wouldn't need a gaywatch osifer if you were straight mate
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>>50936468
Hahaha
How's it feel to be literal bottom of the fucking barrel, cunt? I'll set your family on fire.
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>>50936468
i'm all of them too except my mummy and daddy love me
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>>50936529
I never said all rich people are alpha.
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>>50936526
post a picture of your cat lad
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>>50936523
what are yer tits like love
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>>50936526
That slow blink? Means she loves you

absolutely based, I need one of my own
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had to take a longer path home because some football fans blocked the whole street. Fuck me I hope Man United lose for this inconvenience
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My sleeping pattern had been fucked since the night I couldn't sleep after finding out my dad died, I'm depressed in general and whilst I have tried to apply for jobs within my capabilities most times I have been sat in my room doing nothing.
All my foster parents have been doing is criticise this depressed cunt not knowing it doesn't help to feed negativity. Feel like going for a walk to mull over shit but feel if someone heckles me whilst I'm out I'll lose my shit.

tl;dr. The people around me are cunts, want to go for a walk but afraid I'll murder some chav
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>>50936470
Jesus. She looks so fucking repulsive like a burn victim that had a shitload of surgery.
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>>50936541
well done lad, fly away to the happy place
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>>50936504
i dont agree. masculinity is pretty much a perspective and if we being realistic the rich are the most alpha because they dominate others through economics. The social status of a rich people is miles above a deano.
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>>50936555
who is an alpha to you?

i bet it's some beta fag like elon musk
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>>50936541
You'll be back, and I'll gently fuck you in the arse when you are.
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>>50936578
>siding with the frogs
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>>50936598
Elon Musk is too mentally deranged to be an alpha.
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>>50936523
I think you will reconsider, i'm from Liverpool
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>>50936561
K. Posted her before a few times, but she's a superstar diva so here you go.
>>50936566
Yeah that's why I do it back, so she knows we're best mates/family.
I love the earnest expression on this little pal's face.
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>>50936586
yeah bill gates such a masculine beast of a man
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>>50936586
Only rich people are alpha. Not all rich people are alpha.

>>50936598
Pablo Escobar is a good example. But very few alphas are famous, fame is a beta trait because it means you're being used.
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>>50936598
>poor lad cope
The rich are by virtue the most alpha because they have the resources to dominate all other classes. Poor people often copy them. "but poor people give off more masculine energy" they dont, some toilet cleaner deano pays more respect to a rich person than to another peasant. being enthusiastic does not automatically give someone more social status
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>>50936636
considering poor fags clean his toilet and people lick his ass for attention, then yes, he is a beast of a man. you only think deano down at the pub is a true alpha because of your own weird attachments. poor lad cope from you tbqh
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>>50936635
Very cute kitty. The cat I used to live with would climb up on my wardrobe just like that, and then meow until I helped him get down because he was scared to do it himself. miss that fucker so much
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>>50936634
>I think you will reconsider, i'm from Liverpool
close enough
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I'm not going to lose my virginity.
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>>50936615
>siding with Memechester Ushited
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>>50936699
Why where are you from?

Muted for unoriginal comment.
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its trying to buy friends
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Going to watch a film. Should I watch Fellowship of the Ring or Badlands?
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>>50936719
>Why where are you from?
Rochdale

So we're both in the North West, I'll travel heaven and hell for a friend
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>>50936688
Kek cats are so funny, especially indoor ones. They just don't know how to handle things as well as outdoor or feral. Why don't you adopt a new fren lad?
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>>50936748
Watch Mama Mia 2 lad
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>>50936748
You should watch Release the Spyce.
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>>50936752
Would you like to exchange discords? I could use a friend.
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>>50936752
Would you accept a meek sissy boi friend or do you just want a dominant male? I'd love to rub our sissy clitties together until we make sissy squirties desu
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>>50936705
That's what I used to think until we had our A level results party and I ended up getting a blowie in the lavs off a girl from my media studies class. Ended up going out for a while, nice jugs.
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>>50936659
i'm not poor. and rich and middle class people copy poor people, why do you think nigger ghetto culture is so emulated?

>>50936685
he isn't though. having money has nothing to do with being alpha. some tyrone gangster who shoots people masc mogs him into oblivion.
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>>50936766
Get off my board get off my board get off my board
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>>50936645
these superhumans you're alluding to barely exist.
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>>50936485
i keep wanting to ask what these screenshots are from but i'm scared the answer will be a wallace and gromit porn parody
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>>50936752
>for a friend
>literally never replies to my discord messages
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>gf trying to lose weight
>hasn't been to gym today
>currently eating her second dinner
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>>50936797
They exist, behind the scenes. Obviously they are fairly rare.
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>>50936766
Na. Havnt seem Mama Mia 1 and I dont like modern musicals.

>>50936768
I dont like anime.
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>>50936805
a lenny henry sketch actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpX72_Z_bnY
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>>50936789
No you get off my board you cunt
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>>50936813
>gf
HAHA SHE FINNA BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>50936813
>second dinner
you dating a hobbit, lad?
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>>50936810
Discord was cancer and full of bullies, I had to leave

>>50936773
Either

>>50936772
I don't do Discord
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is alan partridge /ourguy/
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>>50936813
You should accept the way she is prick
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>>50936817
now i'm both releived and disappointed
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>>50936877
does end with wallace getting head
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>>50936777
Money has everything with being alpha because it reflects your social status in society. An alpha is someone who dominates, a poorfag gangsta might have status among his group of mates or on his estate, but the likes of bill gates has high self esteem from a global perspective. Only people who care about being "hard" are poor fags because they have no other outlet to express their domination. in the real world your social status comes from your job role and rich people have the highest job role with the ability to dominate others with their resources alone. a rich person generates more respect and envy than a poor person. by all accounts a rich person is more dominant in our world than a poor person
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>>50936774
fuck off you normie git.
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>>50936844
I've never seen her do this before. She literally finished eating a baked potato with cheese on then said what shall I have for dinner.
>>50936864
She's supposedly losing weight for herself, not for me.
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>>50936854
It was the smart choice lad, you did keep humiliating yourself on there.
>pls respond to my posts on /britfeel/
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>>50936863
The idea of the character is to take the piss out of his personality, so to like him unironically is a bit yikes
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>>50936813
Wow mate those normies problems must be hard to deal with.
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>>50936901
Is she doing slimming world la? They encourage people to eat like fuck and fill up on potatoes and pasta and shit, dunno how it works really, but they say fill up on that shit.
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>>50936895
oh i didnt watch it to the end because it was awful
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>>50936905
but he's spergy and awkward, like us
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>>50936901
Is she particularly fat?
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>>50936916

>lose weight by carboloading

hmmm
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>>50936896
you're looking it at it from a convoluted autistic perspective detatched from actual social interaction. alpha is an energy you pick up on.
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Hey titlad, what about flat, floppy-tittied freaks?
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>>50936936
Lad I'm not saying I agree with it or that but my mum and sister both lost a fair bit of weight on it.
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me personally? i'm eating sweets.
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>>50936905
>yikes
fuck off reddit
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>>50936916
Yeah she's doing slimming world. Lost 8lbs over the last 2 weeks but it's always easy at the start.
>>50936934
She's a big girl.
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>>50936974
Fair play to her and good luck lad, hope she gets a good result
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>>50936951
>>50936936
Slimming World works. If you stick to the programme, you will see results. They make money however, because most people (women) do not. They say shit about 'Oh I'm so bad I had had my healthyt extras for the day but I had a salad so I thought why not eat a whole cake lol'
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how would you type out a motorboating sound
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>>50936896
to completely btfo you just look at what happened on love island. some beta doctor came on and was rejected by all the girls, ok doctors aren't exactly bill gates but he was still much wealthier and "high status" than the deanos and niggers on there.

but the girls went for masculine low inhibition deanos and niggers instead of him.
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>>50936984
Cheers lad, I'll pass on your good wishes.
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I think I want to try leaving home lads. This Saturday I will have 250 pound so I think I might do it then, i'm 20 years of age but i'm at the point if I do not do this I will end up killing myself.

What's the best way to survive being homeless whilst looking for a job? i'm going to travel to a different city of course so i'm not recognised.
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>>50936990
brrbbbrrrlllrbrbrbrrrrrrrrrbrbrb
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>>50936990
Like a wet car sound
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>>50936941
>alpha is an energy you pick up on.
>implying the energy produced by bill gates walking into the room and ordering his workers is less than deano in the pub chatting up a bird
calm down.
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>>50936995
>look at what happened on love island
Thankfully the inhabitants of Love Island are not an accurate representation of the rest of Britain
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imagine that lads' gfs' braps
mmmm oh yes my dear is that...? SNIFF ooooh yes cheese and tuna potato... very nice
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>>50936995
>love island
i think you only backed yourself the fuck off. the woman on there are retarded and looking for a laugh.
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>>50937022
She doesn't like to fart in front of me.
Then she falls asleep and the duvet hovers a foot above the bed for an hour.
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important question lads, in dynasty warriors did you like Wu, Wei or Shu?
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>>50936933
Yet he still managed to get wives and girlfriends
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>>50937019
it absolutely is

it's a representation of sexual dynamics in general.im sure the doctor will be good beta bucks for someone but he got humilated by deano and tyrone when it came to raw sexual attraction to sluts.
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*makes a proper cup of tea*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFWx-T8eUWM&t=920
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>>50937050
I liked the fat bastard, dont recall his name
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>>50936960
I'm saying yikes as a way to insult people who say yikes
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>>50937058
>it absolutely is
Lad do you understand how these shows work? They deliberately pick people who are going to be entertaining or frustrating to watch. If the rest of the UK was like the Love Island contestants I would have burned down my office long before now.
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>>50937007
this sounds like a bad idea lad
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Why are mongs watching Love Island?
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>>50937090
just go to a night club to see how representative it is
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oh, turns out there are Europa League games being played today too
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>>50937121
>night club
>love island
are you a teenager? being able to pull girls in a pub does not matter to real adults.
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>>50937120
I work in an office and I watch it so the qt office girl with sexy feet will talk to me
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>>50936758
I love stupid aninals like that, makes them so much more likeable. I really want to but I'll have to ask my landlord when I move in, they've already said no pets. Do you live alone?
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Who wants to play Smash with me lads
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fuck lads is love island back on?
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>>50936863
Remins me of Ebin personality wise. There's one scene where he's talking to Lynn in the car, and he says something like 'even in my fantasies everything manages to go wrong and I just make myself angry'
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>>50937145
Why would you want to hear her go on about which deano she wants to be fucked by?
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>>50937140
no, its a one off match.
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>>50937189
its not cope. The main thing woman are concerned about is your job role and its the main thing that garners respect from other adults. Its only students and general kiddies that care about pulling girls in a night club, people grow out of that.
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>>50937208
So I can look at her feet
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>>50937140
>Europa League
WHOOOOOOOOOOO CAAAAAAAAAAAARES
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>>50937227

Women only care about status. I can't count how many times women have ghosted or blocked me after they found out I don't have a job.
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>>50937157
Yeah lad, I'm not really supposed to have pets, but I never get flat inspections and I have a protocol in place in case I get one. They need to give a fair bit of notice if they're doing an inspection anyway. All the furniture is mine, so I don't feel like it's causing any harm to the property or that.
if I were you I'd just sneak a cat in
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>>50937238
Has it improved now you're working at Mercedes?
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>>50937259

No lad I'm 31 and I haven't worked since December 2007.
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if you gf wants a baby can't you just get her a baby annabelle doll?
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>>50937231
Thats a bit weird though lad.
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>training for my new job starts next week
>everyone will probably go out for drinks on the Friday
>I have a ticket to see Les Mis that night

Damn

>>50937212
Shame, more football is always good

>>50937233
The fans of the club who win it
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>>50937270
I guess
Did you forget where you're posting?
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>>50937238
You're not missing out lad, who wants a gold digger
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>>50937244
Oof that would be PROPAH cheeky if I did. Don't want to give them any reason to kick me out, my flat is also unfurnished so it shouldn't be a problem unless the cat shits all over the carpet or something.

Nice little poser you have there
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>>50937288
where do you get all your money from
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>>50937268

But that's not how it works anon
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>>50937288
I'm a United Fan and I didn't even care that much when we won it. Who are you rooting for?
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How do you talk to shy girls lads.
There's a shy girl at work I'd like to get to know and she has two beta orbiters (I mean really fucking beta) but she's difficult to talk to. I think the orbiters can "talk" to her because they're also shy autists but I find it difficult to get through to her.
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>>50937309
Savings, not like I have regular outgoings

Even when I buy vidya, I sell the games when I'm done
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>>50937303
You don't have to be a gold digger to want a guy who isn't unemployed. Why would anyone want to get into a relationship where they have to pay for everything?
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>>50937319
I'm a City fan, went to see their CL game against Lyon

They'll probably win it unless UEFA rig the ties again
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>>50937322
Ask the beta orbiters how they started orbiting her and then do that.
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>>50937325
>I sell the games when I'm done
Paki
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>>50937322
Why would you waste your time on a woman that's difficult to talk to.. Fuck sake.
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>>50937322
>There's a shy girl at work I'd like to get to know
Same and I have no clue :(
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>>50937331
True enough, Im still not getting a job though
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>>50937331

Who says they'd be paying for everything? I have bennies I can pay for stuff.
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>>50937355
all women are difficult to talk to.
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I care Very deeply about Timothy James Byrne

Although he's a big strong lad and can cope on his own
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>>50937340
Fucking hell lid I would do but one of them doesn't even talk so I have no idea why he's orbiting.
>>50937355
More fun than dealing with the other 99% of women at my workplace: ex prostitutes from Romania.
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>>50937338
City always bottles it in the CL
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>>50937366
how much bennies do you get I couldn't afford a date on 250 bennies a month
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>>50937371
Just had bad luck coming across Liverpool last season, the only club in the tournament that had our number
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>>50937367
That's not true.

>>50937368
Tim's a good lad mate. As long as he's got Clutchy, team Moose and white cat, the lad's golden.
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>>50937366
Bennies won't pay for fuck all mate. How are you going to go out for a meal or go halves on a holiday?
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>>50937381

about 100 a week lad

>>50937402

Oh right sorry I forgot you had to take your vapid ugly bird to shagaluf every summer.
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>>50937387
If you couldn't beat the team that finished 2nd with a resounding defeat, you didn't stand a chance to win and neither do you this year. Gonna go to Barca this year I reckon
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>>50937304
I think the WORST they can do really is if they get wind you've got cats, they'd send you a letter saying get rid of the cats or GTFO
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My brother's fat stupid and useless girlfriend is trying to claim disability because she has depression and is too lazy to work basically.
Does she actually know you can't claim disability if you're capable of working you're just too fucking lazy not to
Does she even know they don't let you keep your apartment and make you live on bennie's street kek
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>>50937397
it is, women are very difficult to talk to.
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https://youtu.be/12neLeeNPls tfw no autistic forest dwelling yurt home maker gf
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>>50937436
she probably fucking pongs mate
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>>50937409
You don't have to take anyone anywhere but women might want to do things that you can't afford to go halves on lad. Sorry that it makes you angry.
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>>50937450
Haha yeah mate she says herself she just swims in the river to get clean
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>>50937288
dont be pissing in any of the drinks ameer
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>too tired to do anything in the evenings after wageslaving
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>>50937430
>woman
Literally a child in an adults body, they're all thick mate.
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...Got A Girlfriend For The First Time In My Life! And She's Totally Cute! But Then The Scary Local Bad Boys Found Out About It! I Couldn't Disobey Them, So I Had To Do As They Said, And So I Drugged My Girlfriend And Was Forced To Film Them As They Fucked The Shit Out Of Her...

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>>50937474
Try working 12 hour shifts mate.
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>>50937436
this is similar to the lifestyle i am working towards. fuck getting a mortgage and dying before i pay it off. hopefully i will find a wife who is the same way and wants to have children with me.
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>>50937474
Same mate. Been home since 5:30 and I've done absolutely fuck all. Watching the footy now

>>50937492
A couple days a month?
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>>50937492
So really you only earn 26 quid an hour. Sounds a lot less impressive when you put it like that.
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How similar are you to your dad?

>Tfw literal carbon copy
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SCEA's going to post some madcap stuff tonight I reckon!
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ah, so i was arguing with chika, makes sense.
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>>50937532
Pretty similar personality wise. I like to think I listen to the mistakes he's made in life and things I see him do that I disagree with in order to try and do a wee bit better than him in life. Posting on /r9k/ right now while he sits in his house with his wife and dog, so he probably did things better than me. Kek. Still love my dad. Good man.
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>>50937532
Is your dad a daft racist who has never cracked a book too?
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>>50937577

I mentioned last night that he browses /pol/ pretty sure he never reads either actually
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>>50937524
I've included everything there. From the alarm going off in the morning, to getting home in the evening. Everything. My day rate has no minimum time, but a maximum time of *UP TO* 9 hours; I.E. 35 quid an hour. I've been paid full days for working less that half a day many-a-time.

That said, often my work doesn't feel like work because I like my job. My job gives me purpose and structure.

What's your hourly rate buddy.
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>>50937532
My dad has a well paid job and claims to have slept with over 100 women. So not similar at all. Pretty sure he thinks I'm gay or asexual
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>>50937430
Never heard of somebody getting housing benefit being forced to move tbqh lad. And you literally can claim benefits for "depression".
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>>50937515
Sounds nice lad, I'd be up for that too, but I'd find it hard to give up a few comforts (internet, vidya, tv etc) and it seems like a lot of work to keep the thing running, which I couldn't do with my job. Hats off to the lass though, looks like she's figured out how to run her little palace well.
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I need to find a bilble class. Any lads recommend a bible class in Wigan or local surrounding area.
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>>50937625
>From the alarm going off in the morning, to getting home in the evening
That's not included in your hours of work you muppet
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>>50937532
>How similar are you to your dad?
not very. He was a bit of a chad when he was younger. my brother is a bit like him
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>>50937532
differences:
>i'm not a vegetarian
>i don't cycle
>my dad's actually still alive (my granddad died when my dad was 7)
>not called alexander
similarities:
>interested in history
>don't have a driving licence
>like playing skyrim
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>>50937634
I sometimes wonder if I am actually asexual as I have no real drive to pursue women.
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>>50937646
Neck yourself you fat cunt
Take a fucking bible and hit yourself repeatedly in the head with it until you're brain dead
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9pm
Quest red
my 600lb life
its our boy justin the neckbeard
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>>50937672
Fucking meet me and I will behead you with my knife. Where do you live you sack of shit.
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>>50937515
You got friends that will let you stay on their land for free?
Nobody can do these lifes unless they are already rich or family/friends have money.
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>>50937532
he is far more conscientious and intelligent than me
similar, but I'm far more stupid and mentally ill
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>>50937532
basically the same. like >>50937567 i'm trying to avoid doing things he regretted in his life (he is dead now).
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>>50937625
>What's your hourly rate

Don't try to dicksize me mate. My life is vastly better than yours in every single way, including financially.
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>>50937672
Poleaboo stop threatening people on Anon
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>>50937703
Alri doctor lad
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I have basically nothing in a common with my dad except a little bit of boomer music.
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>>50937693
That's a very Christian thing to say lol
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>>50937637
yeah i was worried she'd be a poser but looks like she's thought it all out. i'm pretty minimalist atm, i only read books and use the computer, no tv or vidya. i never buy anything and when i do it's always second hand, or i make it myself. i can easily avoid the millenial/deano lifestyle that my friends are falling into.
>>50937697
no but i'm in the process of broadening my social circle so i might find someone like that. but the more likely plan b is to find some tiny shack on a bit of land and just live in that, grow my own food and slowly build it into a house big enough to maintain a family in.
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>>50937760
Support the same footie team as my dad. He's a lot more into it than me, but it gives us something to make smalltalk about.
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>>50937646
Don't neck yourself, you are a good lad
Take a bible and read it. I hope you find some peace in your study. perhaps google churches in your local area and see what you can find.
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>>50937776
i basically never talk to him. all he does is play army shooters on his gaming laptop, watch conspiracy theory videos and watch films/tv series with my mum.
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>>50937775
>friends are falling into
How old are you pal?
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Here's the truth about SCEA.

He does have a civil engineering degree, but he no longer works as an engineer. He had a job at Network Rail a few years back but they sacked him.

After that he tried to establish a career as contractor, and he did get paid 320 gbp a day. On one three day contract, where he made a crucial error that cost the building project tens of thousands.

Naturally he didn't get another contract, but he kept thinking he could turn it around. Eventually his life hit crisis point, he was almost homeless, so he had to start working as a concrete pouring contractor. He now gets fairly regular work, but it's at 100 to 120 quid a day, not bad but nothing like the money he claims.
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Here's the truth about SCEA.

He's gay lol.
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>>50937853
i am 27 lod lad why do you ask
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>>50937693
Well I'm round your mums house right now giving her a good rodgering so I'll see you there in about 20 mins k?
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Here's the truth about Poleaboo

She did nothing wrong
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Say what you want lads. I forgive all of you.
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>>50937634
I'm fucking grassing her in if she does lad she sits at home with my brother while he's also off work """"""sick"""""" for absolutely no reason, she claims the pills she takes stop her from seeing HALLUCINATIONS even though they're SSRIs and not anti-psychotics. I take the same ones. She got assblasted when I said I'd been prescribed the same shit because she kept telling people "they don't give these to ANYONE they're super strong and rare and they only give them to REAL depressed people like myself"
>I go down the doctors
>Sure there's your prescription for life kiddo lmao
Then there's the holidays she's having while off "sick" and the selfies and the trips out. The only time she has depression is when work ask her to stop talking to her boyfriend and get something fucking done for once.
>BUT MUH DEPRESSION
It's a disgrace and I'm embarrassed to be associated with these people
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For me its Aqours 4th LoveLive! Sailing to the Sunshine
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>>50937933
It's ok SCEA mate, 120 a day is still really good money.
>>
Would like to know Shutin's thoughts on MTG products
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Would like to know Poleaboo's thoughts on James Bolan.
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I haven't posted in /britfeel/ for ages as I just don't have anything to say lads
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>>50937998
You can always just shitpost
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mum in (your area) earns thousands a day doing this one simple trick
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>>50937981
He's a CHBW, he has contributed greatly to English arts BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY he's a CHBW
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>>50937974
what ones in particular?
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I drink to forget how truly fucked my life is and how much of a loser I am. I work out so that I can drink so much without ruining my health and physique

Anyone else?
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>>50937981
Mum used to watch New Tricks. He's fairly likable
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>>50938056
Commander Anthology Volume 2

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/commander-Anthology-Set-4-Decks-4-Dice-OVP-Sealed-factory-sealed-4-dice/362325646092?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3De483f4a8f503401189f435b1f687b1ba%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D264190739502%26itm%3D362325646092&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3A02fd1391-2f06-11e9-967e-74dbd1805f16%7Cparentrq%3Ae36dc24c1680abda5a2e7708fffc6ea0%7Ciid%3A1
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>he has contributed greatly to English arts
But he hasn't, at all. He's on a par with Matthew Kelly or Darren Day.
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>>50938089
IRRELEVANT though since that's not the reason why he's CHBW and I am of the understanding that it's his status as CHBW that's in dispute
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Laughed in the site manager's face today lads, felt good. Never heard something as retarded as this:
>Asks witness what she saw.
>Witness tells him what she saw.
>He says "No you didn't".
Laughed out loud at that, what a fucking idiot.
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>>50938081
>card games
What is the point if you have no friends?
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>>50938081
Oh my god look at that absolute paki link. Disgusting just like you
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Since I've pretty much got a job now and WORSE CASE SCENARIO will scam a weeks pay during the training period.....

Should I pre-order JUMP FORCE & One Piece: World Seeker?

>>50938121
Collecting
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>>50938081
Do you know how to play commander? I've never played it myself. I'd like to but I think it's really a group thing. Couple mates spend a few hours playing a relaxed game etc.
Commander anthology 1 was very popular and desu that's all I really know.
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/362325646092 is the white version
It's probably still shite though, whatever it is
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As if any white people care what the paki posts anyway but here's a white version of that stupid paki link
>https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/362325646092
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>>50938146
>jumpforce
thats paki
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Listen to the ground
There is movement all around
There is something goin' down
And I can feel it

On the waves of the air
There is dancin' out there
If it's somethin' we can share
We can steal it

And that sweet city woman
She moves through the light
Controlling my mind and my soul
When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

In the heat of our love
Don't need no help for us to make it
Gimme just enough to take us to the mornin'
I got fire in my mind
I got higher in my walkin'
And I'm glowin' in the dark
I give you warnin'

And that sweet city woman
She moves through the light
Controlling my mind and my soul
When you reach out for me
Yeah, and the feelin' is right

Then I get night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
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>>50938151
The only special rules are

>100 card deck, no duplicates
>pick one creature or planeswalker to be your "commander", you can summon it at any time, if it dies you can summon it again by paying its cost plus 2 (doesn't go to the graveyard or exile)

That's it

>>50938157
>>50938160
>white hivemind

>>50938161
Nah, there's some niche stuff represented
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>>50938146
>Collecting
Woulden't it make more sense to collect things you can actually do stuff with, like music, blu rays, figures etc?
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funny how when you make a feelpost on nubritfeel it gets ignored but when a tripfag posts it gets 5 replies

if I ever go to a meet I'll be beating the living shit out of all of you
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>>50938197
What can you do with figures?

As for music, you'll more likely just listen to the digital version since it's more convenient

Blurays - watch once, then sit on a shelf
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>>50938195
Not true. It's usually played with 4 people. I think you start at 40 life. If you deal I think 20 damage with your commander to a player they lose. You can only play colours that are featured on your commander.
Decks play a lot different to normal I think.
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>>50938223
Give me an example, paki
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>>50938223
I see a lot of feelposts but I rarely know what to say to them. I'll reply if and when I can but most of the time they seem self-pitying and I think me pointing that out would be worse than just saying nothing.
I never do (You) trips though.
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>ywn sit down at the blackjack table and have poley deal hands
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>>50938241
I knew all that, just forgot to mention it
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>>50938257
Still waiting to hear back about that bartender job
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been feeling a bit odd recently lads, like tipsy but i haven't drank anything
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>2 of the worst casino trips of my life have been at a britfeel meet
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>>50938236
>What can you do with figures?
post them in your room
>you'll more likely just listen to the digital version since it's more convenient
Same could apply to card. why not invest money into a digital version, you can actually play it and its more convenient
>Blurays - watch once, then sit on a shelf
At least you are doing something with it.
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>>50938289
One was Birmingham, what was the other?
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>>50938301
Meeting dmanon and getting chinese hookers in Soho.
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>>50938301

With DM, lost 180 that time
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>>50938301
I think the one with DM
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>>50938301
I THINK IT WAS THE ONE WITH DM!
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>>50938243
how dare you reply to my post you subhuman tripfag
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>>50938381
>goes through the thread
>finds zero examples to back up his claim
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Time to watch CSI NY S03E05 Oedipus Hex
Not sure what it will be about the title isn't much help. Update in about 45 minutes
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>>50938075
>>50938436
Oh look at this, a feelpost ignored and then two posts later a dirty subhuman tripfag gets 3 replies

You're lucky I don't go to meets, you'd be dead otherwise
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how do people always make their hair look good? i was never taught cos my dad's bald and my mum doesn't give a fuck about anythibg
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>You're lucky I don't go to meets, you'd be dead otherwise
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>>50938469

Who cares about his woe is me whining
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anyone else get mad cravings for water? like, water is my favourite drink but sometimes i wonder if i like it a bit too much. have i got an illness?
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>>50938474
the trick is to shampoo and condition it regularly, but not too regularly
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>>50938474
they get it cut and styled regularly.
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>>50938484
>anon is clearly distressed
>lets ignore him because a tranny said something!

This is precisely why you're a subhuman.
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>>50938436
Moni are you a virgin?
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>>50938469
It's an awkward post to reply to, she didn't give enough info

>>50938075
Why do you think you're a loser and your life is fucked?
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>>50938257
I wouldn't trust his kind.
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Compared the knockers of my figmas to see who had the biggest boobs.
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>>50938522
when he was 22 he nonced two underaged lads
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>>50938514

No one is owed a (you), no one online now could relate to his post, you sound like a right miserable cunt as well
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>>50938522
>Moni are you a virgin?
Yes
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>>50938550
If you keep on the hrt I'll give you a fuck lass
Get that arsehole lasered
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>>50938546
I hope your family members die of cancer slowly while you're forced to watch them wither away.
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>BT keep emailing me a "special offer", 100Mb internet for 45 quid

Just drop the price to 40 quid and I'l bite
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>>50938223
Sorry lad, I'm watching some videos about off the grid living, but I have all trips filtered
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>>50938573

Why such hatred, evidently your liver will pack in before any of my family get cancer
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>>50938587
I am fitter than literally every one of the alcoholic pub going normalscum who post on britfeel.
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Is it morally wrong to hurt someone if not doing so would result in your happiness being taken away?
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>>50938583
I'd like to move off grid but its really quite difficult in the UK
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Hey lads, not been on britfeel for a few years. I guess everything is about the same. Funny thing happened to me at the jobcentre today, some lad got kicked out because he turned up drunk and pushed the security guard. What a nutter.
Glad to see this place is still full of top lads and comfy posts.
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*hands tremble*
"Woe is me!"
"Oh why won't anyone respond"
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>>50938626
Oh yeah lad, were you the one that was speaking about it earlier? I don't think I could cope with losing a lot of comforts, but I admire the people that do it and I like watching their videos, very comfy viewing.
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claim your free redhead
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Really regret not becoming friends with an old poster here if I'm honest.
A lot of people used to bully them, but I quite liked them.
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>>50938625
you mean like sticking a needle into your kid so the dont die
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>>50938667
Stop objectifying my people REEEEEEEE
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>>50938651
Nah it wasn't me, I don't think it has to be an uncomfortable existence but there is a lot of compromise involved
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>>50938612
Not him. I think everyone here agrees that you are a cunt. Not everyone here is lazy too, plenty of fit lads. I personally never replied because i had nothing to say and i coulden't relate to your post.
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>>50938667
Don't mind if I do
She will be my toilet
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>>50938684
but you're wanted
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>>50938667
Does this one I found count?
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>>50938536
>when he was 22
How old is he now?
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>>50938682
say if you're married or something like that and some cunt is trying to shag your wife, reckon its wrong to batter him?
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>>50938722
>>50938536
lies, do not believe
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>>50938706
pretty naughty weeing on her
>>50938716
as long as she's legal
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>>50938706
you will never even do a poo within 10 miles of goddess
*wees all over ur door mat*
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>>50938732
>is a paki
>doesn't nonce underage kids
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>>50938732
How old are you now then lad?
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>>50938677
>A lot of people used to bully them, but I quite liked them.
Who was that then? i have managed to make friends with one person from this hell hole
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>>50938738
Even if she wasn't you'd be a fucking queer not to shag that.
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>>50938732
so you never bummed monica ?
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>>50938695
Agree, I reckon it (for me anyway) would be a big transition, keeping a one bedroom small flat tidy and liveable as well as working full time hours can be tiring, nevermind all the extra work that goes along with those kinds of dwellings. Would give it a go though.
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>>50938775
>Who was that then?
Lainfriend
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I regret never going to that fingerprint bar in manchester with Nigii when I had the chance.
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Not going to ask them to be my valentines. They will likely reject me and it will only makes things awkward.
>>
RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 ONLY 28 QUID!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Red-Dead-Redemption-2-Sony-PlayStation-4-2018/123642468204?epid=245077971&hash=item1cc9aa576c:g:xigAAOSwP79cYu5-:rk:2:pf:0
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>>50938883
>ask them to be my valentines
Seems a bit odd anyway
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>>50938883
>having someone you can even possibly ask
what is to lose if they reject you? awkward work life/ mutual friends?
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Poleaboo is on muzmatch
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Going to be weird working with Mr shekelberg next week as he got demoted from manager to general wagie
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Should I send my internet friend who plays Splatoon this?
A-as a joke.
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poelaboo is travelling to iran for gender reassignment surgery
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So cold I feel like throwing up
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>>50938980
oof
lad should just quit
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>>50938883
I find it hard to believe that actually asking someone to be your valentine is something that normalfaggots do, I always imagined the day is for people who are already romantically involved.
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>>50938897
Honestly, normies and their pride. Sinful cunts.
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>>50938897
I don't want to deal with the pain of being rejected.
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>>50938969
>69
The sex number. bahahahahahaha
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Poleaboo fantasises over Cola
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>>50938580
>not getting free internet by working in a high class call centre
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>>50938969
Kek I didn't even think he liked music
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>>50939039
Better than his fantasies involving his sister.
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>>50939053
I never say this, it reeks of incel cope
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>>50939053
Your bf getting you some scented lube this year?
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>>50939053
>HAS A BF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>50939021
based
>>50939036
k
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>>50939060
Amer have you moved on from your fantasies including your sister yes or no
Editing your blog suggests not
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>>50939015
If I was normal I would already have a gf.
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>>50939100
Wasn't talking about you specifically but alright flower.
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Any of you volcel?
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>>50939122
Yes. My first relationship was so awful I decided they aren't for me.
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>>50939116
I don't think normal people actually do thst.
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>>50939134
She doesnt have a dick how would she satisfy you?
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Poley not even ACKNOWLEDGING that he admitted for years on end that he wanked over his sister.
>>
Just think boys, those of us that have had heartbreaks two year ago, that we spend ten minutes a day thinking about them... and they don't ever think about us
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>>50939134
You don't believe there should be a day of the year dedicated to love?
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CSI NY was okay. It had suicide girls and one of them was beaten to death by a beta who did the girl a tattoo for no monetary compensation and thought the message of "til death do us part omen n al" meant him but it was actually a girl called al. the other death was a black basketballer who was offered 100000 US dollars by some loan shark/bookmaker to lose the basketball game but the black basketballer man won the game so the bookmaker reversed his car into the black man, the black man then crawled for help but 2 white tourists smashed him in the head with their teacher of the year award because they had just been mugged by a different black man, the basketball black man then crawled back to the basketball court where he died
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Loads of people have wanked about their sister or their mum. I'd go as far as to say it's normal.
>>
Shippy on Poley defence
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>he doesn't use persistent quick reply
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>>50939206
Well I don't cause I'm not a pikey
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>>50936451
feckin spoilers lad
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>chika complaining when he's going to wrap his arse in a big red bow and present it to his bf on valentines
>>
Your best YouTube try on haul thots, please and thanks.
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>>50938706
ewwww lad
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>>50939280
Definition of a normie. He is saying its no big deal while he in a relationship, can't stand the cunt.
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Right lads. I want actual advice with how to meet shy Asian girls in my area.
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>>50939288
alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNquKlmXRxw
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That poleaboo will not even say 'I no longer wank over my sister' is concerning. Just say that, that you've moved on. But ohhh no....
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>>50939337
I do not wank over my sister, fuck off
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>>50939309
Just walk up to one on the street and start talking to them
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>>50939337
He won't say "I no longer worship allah or muhammad" either
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>>50939288
what is this you're talking about, are you in English?
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>>50939346
I bet you wank while pretending to be her which is the real reason why you think you're a girl.
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>>50939313
Thanks lad - fucking perfect.
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>>50939346
you fucking lying paki
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>>50939346
>Trying to spin it like you never have

This is why I could never be your friend. You are fundamentally dishonest.
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>>50939313
thiccfeel
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>>50939348
In my entire lifespan I've literally not seen a single Asian girl on the street. I'm dead serious.
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You know when britfeel was good and people would genuinely talk about real shit and now people talk about trip faggots who feel the need to have an identity on an online image board
Shit is deng man
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>>50939356
girls do videos where they try on clothes, it always has a slutty undertone and he's asking for some
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If i ever lose the plot i will go for moni and chika first tbqh, hate the both of them.
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>>50939391
>that one week when all the bad posters thought they were better than us and fucked off to another site
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poley could probably be a king on /brit/pol if he wasn't a tranny
>>
http://archive.is/9GDNC
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2015/09/02/15-minutes-are-up/
See if you can spot the removed part at the beginning!
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I started to come here because there was no one else to talk to, and now there's not even anyone to talk to here
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>>50939436
I'm here for you, girl
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AMERS DIRTY COCK SHOOTING PAKI CUM FOR HIS SISTER
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>>50939389
Never? You need to get out more
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>>50939447
ur a cunt, fuck off. No one here likes you because you are inherently dishonest and ratty as fuck, right little subhuman.
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>>50939447
Listen faggot
Your life shouldn't have gone this way
What the fuck are you doing?
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>>50939406
Based the hero we need poster.
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>>50938494
>>50938494
I always have bottled spring water with me at all times. However I'm addicted to coca cola and I drink a lot of alcohol.
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>>50939466
I've got a job and I've got one foot out the tranny closet

It's getting better
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>>50939463
I have in other cities, just not mine.
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>>50939039
>inb4 they go to the girls bathroom next meetup and Poley films Cola pissing
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not normally into big tits but
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>>50939482
what are you getting your bf for valentines?
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>>50939039
fuck off coIa
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I am an alcohol enthusiast.
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>>50939485
when did you get a Job n what do you do
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It is fair to say that Poley only bothered to put any effort into his appearance after Cola got compliments and he did not
Also after Cola said he should get his eyebrows threaded
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>>50939391
>You know when britfeel was good and people would genuinely talk about real shit and now people talk about trip faggots
When exactly was this mate, this pre-trip era? Enlighten me because I must have missed it
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>>50939485
It's like you are playing a character in some crazy game. Are you a spy?
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>>50939515
Same lad, drinking a bit of Budweiser
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Looking forward to this film lads

https://twitter.com/UPROXX/status/1095364431763124224
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>>50939516
careful, one more pic and your Avatar fagging
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>>50939535
I remember once on his blog comments someone saying that Poley lives his life like a RPG. He thinks doing specific things will progress his stats and this consequently makes him a better - on paper - person. It really is true.
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>>50939528
Yeah but Cola is genuinely gorgeous. Amer will need to put in 100x the work to be a gorgeous tranny like that.
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>>50939528
We all saw those irl cola pics. He isn't much better than Poley.
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>>50939521
Just confirmed today, it's an inbound call centre, will be answering emails

Start next week

>>50939528
Cola had nothing to do with it
People just trashed my appearance so it became obvious I need to put in more effort/overcome my social anxiety and do basic stuff
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>>50939546
>non white male white female romance

no thanks i don't want to be cucked
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>>50939564
>Cola is genuinely gorgeous
Fuck off, Cola. You look like Tim Curry.
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>>50939564
t. cola or mayuri
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>>50939568
>We all saw those irl cola pics.
Repost
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>>50939537
not him but I'm on the guinness
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in the discord moni always tells us how much they look like selphie from final fantasy viii
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>>50939572
That's modern Britain mate, you can't stand against progress.
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>>50939594
Not any of them but getting fucked up on white wine
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>Yeah but Cola is genuinely gorgeous
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>>50939569
fingers crossed it's a luxurious call center. I'm glad you found somthing
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>>50939572
>>50939604
OY VEY GOY *rubs hands together*
kek
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>>50939603
>tells us how much

And is that "not at all"?
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MAYURI ARE YOU IN HERE
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>>50939603
What a delusional retard HE is, i am crying of laughter.
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>>50939588
I never discuss her in the thread.

Absolutely gutted about United tonight, we played like shit tbqh
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>>50939604
i just choose not to watch them, it's so many though because liberals run the media and liberals like being cucked.
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>>50939606
>white wine
mum? is that you?
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>>50939636
>we
OH REALLY MATE WHERE IN MANCHESTER YOU FROM?
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>Selphie
damn, Moni looks like that??
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>>50939553
Sometimes I am convinced that is genius. Like it is some kind of massive LARP, a game that only a mentally ill genius or something could come up with something a novelist would do. The way it's written, it's like an extended role play. From a random sad paki looking for an outlet to being an online presence in a completely obscure thread in a random board of a niche community and has managed to become a tranny paki. I can't believe it's real. It's surely just a crazy game
The guy is intelligent. You can tell by how he writes, but it's like he's a genius schizophrenic or something
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>>50939607
Literally just looks like a bloke without the lighting.
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>>50939644
NO IT ME UR DA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>50939594
The pints of it are better than the cans I find
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>>50939645
>this autist again
We as in the team, which the fans make up.
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>>50939618
Didn't you see the job advert Poley linked? It's a "salubrious, upper class call centre with a style reminiscent of a gentleman's club on Pall Mall. Many of Britain's titled aristocrats are phone monkeys there, and in the well appointed kitchen they have butlers to serve exquisite high class snacks such as Viscount biscuits, After Eights and Kettle Chips. It truly is a call centre of the highest class."
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>>50939657
>Mayuri shagged this and say's hes not homosexual

OH NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>50939632
yea what's up mate

just heading off to pop my ready meal in the microwave
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>>50939666
I was hoping it would come off sarcastic if I used all caps. Support Zenit St Petersberg if you want m8 who care
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>>50939657
Preferred her pre-transition.
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>>50939665
I'm drinking from a bottle, the cans have a horrible metallic aftertaste
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>>50939686
>ready meals
why you eating that sludge?
Any tips for fending off bullies on the internet?
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>>50939694
Doesnt even look like the same person desu
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>>50939692
Fair enough, I got the wrong person. There was someone who would genuinely kick off when I said 'we' referring to the football team I support
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>>50939686
>won't defend his girlfriend
>lets cola get abused and just sits there

no wonder shippy wiped the floor with you
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>>50939705
I was watching the match tonight so no time to cook, even though I got my ASDA delivery in tonight too.

Ignoring the fuckers is the only way, who cares
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Poley posted this photo earlier of where he'll be sitting to answer the customer service emails. Looks alright. Good place to munch some Kettle Chips
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>>50939681
if I didn't know any better id almost think there was a hint of slight sarcasm there
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>>50939636
>Absolutely gutted about United tonight
same
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>>50939733
Thought he was bear mode.
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>>50939739
What do you normally get from Asda? I get their deliveries sometimes once a month when I'm feeling flush and antisociable, but always ends up costing me a fucking fortune. Got a cheeky five bong voucher for next time though
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>>50939771
Only cost me 1 quid for delivery, it's a 30+ min walk so I can't be bothered most days. Muffins, bread, milk, pasta, rice, chicken, peanut butter, protein bars, assorted fruit & veg.

Highly recommend you get their lemon muffins and triple chocolate muffins
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>>50939404
thanks lad - bit of searching and now I know what you mean
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Db3rluT76w
YouTube recommended me this. I thought it was quite funny.
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>>50939755
So did he, Don Shippy set that right.
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>>50939515
lovely fat tits
if you are titlod, alright there titlod, what's occurring?
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to the faggots saying women only care about jobs. that's only true of post wall hags looking for beta bucks. prime women want handsome chad cock.
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>>50939813
I tend to buy things that would be too annoying to carry, like bulky shit and tins and that.
There's a marks and sparks near me, brilliant place to get bread and they have this white chocolate and lemon tart that's hnnng-tier. Would recommend. Got a lovely honeysuckle candle from Morrison's recently too.
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https://www.itv.com/news/2019-02-12/american-children-develop-british-accent-after-watching-peppa-pig/
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Just watched child's play lads
It's pretty wild how serious they play it
The animatronics are pretty good but it's retarded how chucky seemingly has fucking super strength even though he's supposedly getting weaker the longer he's in the dolls body
Very interesting to rewatch this series, I know there's another lad here way into chucky
Looking forward to getting to seed of chucky cause I remember thinking it was pretty fucking funny for how bad it was
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>>50939845
Its me yeah, not much I'm just having a couple of beers tonight after watching the snooker.
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Gonna go for a 2km run

Wish me luck

Guess my time?
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>>50939847
Can you read out this post in a vocaroo please mate? I want to hear what you sound like.
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>>50939847
Well I am neither
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Just got a phone call from my mum who is on holiday with her mate. She said before she went that it was a holiday for "lust and relaxation" which made me feel ill, but now she's telling me that last night they both ended up licking the arseholes of men they'd just met. Fucking appalling. I hung up on her.
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>>50939930
How come you don't do weight training? Do you not want to look masculine?
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>>50939977
I would smash the arse off your mum bro
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>>50939892
I miss watching peppa pig, it was a lot nicer than now where I have to install a different minecraft mod every 5 minutes
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>>50939977
*rattle*
that'll be 50p
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>>50939933
no, someone might recognise my voice. can't have that. these days you literally get arrested and thrown in jail for dropping redpilled pearls of wisdom like that.
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How long would I be able to survive on a diet of only grass and water?
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night lids. wanna get a good sleep before a hard day of wageying.
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Schizophrenia is amazing. The mind is beautifully crazy
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>>50939977
ENOUGH BRITNORMIE GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER AND PULL UP YOUR SOCKS YOU UNCOMFY MAN
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>>50940000
Can you check the larp jar for any beatrix potter 50ps please lad
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>>50940019
>grass
dont think we can digest it properly
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>>50940029
sorry, i took them all out earlier and sold them on ebay
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>>50940042
No you didn't dazza I can still see the listing for 10000 GBP you won't get it. I'll give you a regular 50p for each one
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>>50940057
IT'S MAH FOOKIN MONEY KEV, ARITE?
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>>50940029
I'm sure I had two lad. If I find them, i can send them to you, one was peter rabbit
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>>50939930
You should be doing that in less than 10 minutes easily but I'm guessing you'll get 15 minutes or so
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>>50940101
Already got peter rabbit lad. Start your own collection, olympic ones are pretty common there's fuck loads of those
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Anyone else's phones get weirdly fucking sticky? Like even when it's just sitting there I'd pick it up and there'd be a layer of wetness
Is it just the hot air in the room or what
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>>50940125
Idc about coins lad, but happy to bring joy to another lad that does. I have an "offside rule" one too, my dad said never to sell or spend it
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>>50940128

alri stickyphoneanon
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>>50940110
If only that was real uranium you could build me that nuclear reactor
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Fucking hell, I can't believe I am getting this news so close to valentines day. I got a private detective to investigate my girlfriend for cheating on me, and he found globs of semen dripping from her vagina.

Just got a phone call from him where he said

>Sir, it appears your girlfriend has had another man's penis inserted into her vagina, where he proceeded to ejaculate inside her.

Devastated doesn't begin to sum up how I feel right now.
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>>50939977
shit larp
why would anyones mum tell them that
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>>50940154
Britnormie stops this garbage at once.
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>>50940135
I have the ones marked in the picture. Is it one of the other peter rabbits?
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imagining some 53 year old wine mum phoning her son and telling him about all the sex she and her friend had the previous night
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>>50940176
We're very close lad but she's taken it too far.
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>>50940210
Can't really remember but I think it was two of the top 3rd one and I had jemima but idk where she went
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>>50940233
Yeah the tale of peter rabbit is pleb tier I've had a few of those and swapped them for better ones
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More like Peter fucking nonce
He's been fucking little piglets
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>>50940154
>and he found globs of semen dripping from her vagina.
Lol. You fucking cuck!
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>>50940233
I would like a jemima puddleduck though let me know if you find her
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>>50940154
Fucking awful mate, sorry to hear.
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>>50940217
jog on larp mong
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>>50940262
*shrugs* I don't collect coins lad
>>50940282
Aye lad will do, but I've a feeling she's ended up getting spent, although I did stash my special coins, idk where though
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>>50940301

arse jizz willy fanny semen
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>>50940319
one more post to kill




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