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Previously: >>60992816
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>>61021748
Ippo stop hitting your balls
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>>61021784
I would hit my balls too desu
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>>61021748
>literally skipped an entire thread
Ehem, Previous thread: >>61005975
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>>61021811
My bad, I'm done, never made a thread before
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>>61021838
It's okay, cutie.
Just correcting you a bit.
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>>61021748
Ill fuck your ass so hard, youll need hemorrhoid cream for the rest of your lifeeeeeeeee
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>>61021848
You say that like I don't like it, let's go
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>boyfrend bought me couple gifts for birthday
:3
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>>61021843
I meant to say dumb instead of done, but I guess it speaks for itself, thanks anyway
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jannies pls delete my nudes in the old thread this isn't cool you can't just leave them up for everyone to see
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>>61021914
Aren't you gonna use your trip?
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>tfw no ippo bf to my chadly takamura
why yes, i did once punch an overly friendly black bear, thanks for asking
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>>61021927
Whatever is posted on the internet, stays on the internet. But they're good nudes, don't worry
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>>61021927
>>61021950
There are more nudes here
>>>/soc/
you guys should try it
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>>61021935
What trip? I dont get it
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>>61021955
Nudes on /soc/ is boring, it'll be like in just watching porn
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How pathetic do you have to be to be a gay virgin adult?
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>>61021987
Only slightly less pathetic than a gay adult with STDs
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>>61021972
You could get custom nudes over there, it won't be like porn, retard.
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>got in another stupid internet fight that got me banned from a forum
Why am I so angry bros?
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>>61022292
>a forum
Go back there please
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>>61022292
I find anger pretty attractive
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>>61022302
Limp dicked impotent anger included?
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>>61022317
Including that, anger in itself makes me quiver. No idea why, it just feels like a huge contrast to how I act
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>>61022295
I can't. I'm banned.
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>>61022292
Why wouldn't you be angry? Everything is fucking awful
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>>61022292
untreated mental illness is almost always the cause
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>>61022292
What forum?
You better not be a reddit nigger.
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>>61022302
I would say that you'd love me, but I'm trying not to be so angry all the time.
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just had some bagels and coffee, comfy season is here let's FUCKING GOOO

anyway how's everyone holding up? drop some music recommendations! (if you want to obviously lol)
stay warm anons
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>>61022358
Fine by me, anger is a bonus to me, unrealistic to be angry all the time
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>>61022324
You must be turned on 24/7 when you're on this board
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>>61022403
>tfw no bf to cuddle with to stay warm during best season because you're an autistic angry retard
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>>61022412
Hit the nail on the head man
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>>61022427
I'll keep you warm, as long as you lash out on things and get angry from time to time.
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>>61022427
welcome to the club anon, just minus the anger

did something happen today? why are you angry
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>>61022455
If you would hug me to calm me down and tell me that you still love me after I get angry and lash out that would be the best
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>>61022484
I will, that's something I'm really good at. Not only will it kind of turn me on, I would try my best to calm you down and love you regardless
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>>61022469
No
I have no idea why
I just am
Always
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>>61022405
It's always weird meeting guys like you, extreme masochists too. To me that kind of anger and violence is something shameful that I struggle to avoid exposing to others. Most of all loved ones. I do enjoy being rough in bed but very strictly in a playful and consensual way. To me that's the only way to justify it; that it's okay because it's not real, it's just a form of play. The second it becomes remotely real I stand on the brakes and come to a screeching halt. It's like a strength that I have to channel towards protecting the people I care about. Using it against them instead just feels sickeningly wrong.
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>>61022520
That's perfectly understandable to think that way. And I implore you to never change your stance. I don't really know myself why I like it, I guess I just do. That being said, I think it's wrong to take advantage of people's feelings, negative or positive unless there's some form of consent. I guess the fact I like it comes from my various experiences of seeing people angry and calming them down.
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>>61022507
that sucks anon. I go through some flashes of anger sometimes too, where every little thing sends me off the fucking edge, don't know why. it used to be a lot worse though. probably unironic autism lol, I hate it when I'm like that though :/
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>>61022403
got drunk last night and passed out, woke up drank some more and had supper then passed out. woke up this morning and drank some more. currently drinking through a workout. going to finish last night's supper then pass out later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxoODPQ4CTM
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hm i wonder

21. Do you prefer being around men or women? Do your closest friends tend to be men or women?
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>>61022573
Men, by 100% certaincy. I am more comfortable around being with men, can relate to them and them relate to me. Not to mention I can let my guard down.
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>>61022549
I hate it too
Apparently I made someone cry last night
Like wtf lol I would end it now if I wasn't so scared of dying
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>>61022573
i prefer being alone to silently stew in rage and misery
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>>61022573
i don't like being around anyone except my family, i don't really have any close friends
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>>61022573
men, I hab no frens
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>>61022573
I hate being around anyone and have no friends
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>>61022573
I don't have friends lol
>>61022595
feels
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>>61022582
Men, I want to be friends with anyone I can. But alas, I cannot find any friends as much as I want to.
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>>61022542
What kind of experiences? You sound like a calming panacea, but the type that would make me feel guilty about abusing your kindness. Not because you're judgmental but because you're not and it would make me feel like I should be better for your sake. How can I vent my anger onto you when there are so many people so much more deserving of it, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRrqj-xjZuw
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>>61022639
Too many to count my finger on, thankfully they've mostly been online, but the ones that weren't are family related. Anger is an emotion that moslty can't be controlled, so because of that I am usually the one that gets vented on. Whether its my so called friendliness or otherwise, I can't react back towards them, so I either let them take it all out or I try and calm them down and make them feel that they are being listened to if it becomes too explosive. What you said is what many tend to experience after the fact. But I assure them that it's better to let it out than keep it bottled up and that I'm glad it's me that had to hear it, rather than someone who would have hit back. It doesn't amount to whether I deserve it or not, but whether I can help.
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>>61022573
It depends on the person really. Thou I do feel women can't relate to me as much as men can.
Yet again, its easier with speaking about emotions.
I am not sure honestly.
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It's much more satisfying when they hit back. I learned that very early on. It becomes a game of provoking an asshole who made you mad enough that he takes a swing. Then I kick their fucking ass.

I wish I didn't live in this hell where it's all about who can hurt other people the most.
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>tfw no bf who will kick my fucking ass
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>tfw no bf who posts cringe on image board
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>>61022573
I don't have any friends.
;_;
This isn't original so others are in the same boat.
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>>61022786
I would agree with you if I haven't figured out how to provoke someone without the means of inflicting any damage on them. No need to lift a finger.
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>>61022806
I'll kick your ass.
And then as you're moaning in pain and snuggle with you and make your moan in pleasure.
I'll lick your ass.
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>>61022806
I wish I could leave my body and watch someone beat the shit out of me from afar
irl I'm too wimpy to take it
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>>61022573
what's the point of this book? does answering the questions help you to improve your life or something
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>>61022860
no anon to improve your life you must read the holy quran
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>>61022860
What's the point of Dale Carnegie's book?
It's the same thing. Some people have trouble, the books aims to help them in relations.
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>>61022832
Now that's hot, very hot
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>>61022824
I broke a guy's hand with my face once, that's about the best I could do at pacifism though.
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>>61022871
>tfw no Muslim bf
>tfw you'll never be the source of the destruction of his relationship with his family
>tfw you'll never laugh at his small Arab pp
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>>61022877
ok but who the fuck is dale carnegie? what are you talking about?
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>>61022854
Getting hit in the face is very jarring. It's psychological more than anything. Unless you have a glass jaw most people are totally not able to knock you out. It may as well be a slap fight.

Six months of boxing and wrestling is enough to teach you basic self defense that allows you to absolutely dominate virtually everyone in a fight. Only exception is the rare dude that's still actively training.
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>>61022929
Dale Carnegie wrote a book in the '30s called How to Win Friends and Influence People.
It's one of the most famous self-help books are remains popular to this day.
The question book is the same thing. A self-help book.
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>tfw no bf who could easily kick my ass but choses to not and instead protect me

literally why live?
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>tfw no bf who hard slaps me but then regrets it and we both learn from it and use the knowledge to improve our relationship
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>tfw no bf who could kick my ass and I kick their ass back and we go at it for a long time until we both get tired and comfort each other
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>>61022964
"I can beat him and he won't call the cops" is dangerous territory anon.
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>>61022964
>tfw you'll never be worth protecting
feeling like rerolling but what if hell is real
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I regret posting. Everyone's yearning for a part of me that I hate. How is that supposed to make me feel? I don't want to want this. I hate that I want it. I want to be kind and gentle. I'm a devil and I'm struggling to be better. Stop encouraging me to be worse. Please.
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>>61023015
People are free to say what they like, but ultimately; you as the individual in charge of your body and mind call the shots. You have the power to be kind, gentle or whatever you aspire to be.
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>>61023015
You know what will make you feel better?
Showing me your penis.
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>>61023015
It's like two people
Irl almost everyone still hates angry assholes
also iktfb
if it's any consolation you're probably faring better than I am
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>tfw no bf to watch TOS with
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>>61023067
>tfw no voyager bf
ahh
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>>61023015
Why do people preach self-acceptance while despising their own bodies?
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>>61023067
Town of Salem is very enjoyable to watch.
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>>61023090
because everybody hates themselves:/
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>>61023090
Is self-acceptance even real? I literally don't understand it. How do you get to a point where you're content with being shit?
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>>61023106
You find someone to be shit with and then you no longer care as much.
>>61023094
Never heard of it.
>>61023081
I like Voyager.
Wanna know something sacrilegious? I like Voyager more than Next Gen.
Shhh, don't tell Mike Stoklasa.
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>>61023139
Janeway is my favorite captain.
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>tfw no bf to be bored with and then no longer bored with
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>>61023152
Well, no. Kirk is the best captain.
But Janeway was pretty freaking great. Voyager wasn't the best, but Janeway was perfect.
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I'm training for my health and so that I can be more attractive to my future boyfriend, but mostly I'm doing it because my nieces and nephews really love me and they love when I pick them up and they're getting old enough that it's not as easy as it used to me. They deserve to feel like a kid even when they're 13 or 30 and I'm going to put them up on my shoulders or carry them under my arms just the same.

That's what my strength is for, it's not for anger it's to help the people I love.
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>tfw there aren't any people you love so all of your "strength" goes towards anger
I love my cat I guess but that's it
What the fuck is wrong with me
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>>61023214
Love someone furiously. Put all that energy into it. Force them to accept your love. Rape them if you can.
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>>61023214
>>61023234
Me me, pick me, please pick me
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>>61023270
Are you sure? I'm really gross. You'll regret it once I become obsessed with you.
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>>61023281
Gross in what way? I don't particularly mind gross mind you
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>tfw no bf to lay on the grass and look at stars with while cuddling and having a tear in the eye that you have someone so amazing in your life

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>61023194
weirdly enough, I understand where you're coming from. I'm trying to join the fire department and use my strength to save people, because deep down I'm still a kid that wants to be Superman when he grows up
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>>61023291
All around gross
Gross personality, gross habits, gross body, you name it, I got it, and it's gross
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>>61023270
May I please demand to know your general geographical area for the purpose of assessing viability of a physical in-person romantic relationship with the intention of developing towards cohabitation and marriage?
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>>61023306
That's cute
It's a little painful
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>>61023312
>gross body
Post body.
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>>61023312
Well, gross is rather subjective. There's no way of knowing whether I'll consider you gross or not until things are in the moment. And even then, I don't think I'm really good at rejecting people I fall for, I'm more of an emotional guy than physical
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>>61023348
Not me but I look similar to the one on the left except I have narrower shoulders
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>>61023313
Why yes you may, although I don't know the success rate for that, I currently reside in the kingdom that is united, but come a year from now I plan to travel across the globe to many places
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>>61023383
>Not me but I look similar to the one on the left except I have narrower shoulders
london?
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>>61023383
That's not gross at all man, it's good, you'll do just fine
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>>61023392
n-no
I'm in the US desu
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>>61023306
You can be a hero. Anyone can. It's not about joining fire or EMS, although those guys are genuine real-world superheroes. It's about helping the people in front of you. Even superman can only be in one place at a time. If you help the people your hands can reach, to me that makes you a hero. An old woman who needs help carrying something, even if you're not working at the store. Someone who ran out of gas and needs help pushing their car the last half mile to a gas station. That lost dog wandering down your street with their human desperately searching for them. Caring enough to get involved and help someone who needs it right in front of you makes you a hero. You don't have to help, but you do anyway and that's heroic.
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>>61023401
You should transition desu. you have an hourglass figure most girls would dream of
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>>61023401
I'm not in the US but my dream is to travel there, So that's a bonus, I still don't get what you meant gross
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>>61023387
I see, unfortunately I'm a detestable american living in detestable america. It's unlikely that you would be able to move here without an advanced education or marriage certificate.
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>no nerdy bf whis obsessed with mega ten games
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>>61023383
that is gross lose weight start exercising fatty
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>>61023441
>advanced certificate
That's exactly what I'm working towards
I want to work in the states, always admired American culture
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>tfw no rivet city bf
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>>61023520
Not OP but why? Literal third world here
t. American
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>>61023548
Hey anon, got any bottled water?
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>>61023520
>>61023551
It's a good place if you're an evil person who wants to become a millionaire or die trying. Almost everyone dies trying. Especially the good people.
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>>61023567
Nope. *plants 10 bottled waters in your pockets* *loses karma* Heh.
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I haven't been able to afford bottled water in over a month. The tap water is awful and probably toxic. I can't afford anything else.
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>>61023551
>>61023571
Call me delusional, but I grew up with a lot of American stuff, so ideally I wanna go there. Eat the food, see the sights, meet the people, hear the accent
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>>61023612
>tfw you could literally hear the sound effect
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>all other gay threads in r9k more active than the one about love and boyfriend
Sums up everything about homosexuals
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>>61023612
Off topic, fuck rivet city. Id like to go to Point Lookout with some anons from this thread. Always liked that place
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>>61023629
It's a lot like the weeb's fantasy of Japan. They love the people and cultural exports and dream of going there. So you get a job teaching english at a school. And it's fucking awful, everything is awful and there's a suicide epidemic.

You're welcome to come visit but after we marry let's agree that we're definitely going back to your home country because mine really sucks.
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>>61023634
I heard it when I was typing it out, too. It's just ingrained in our memories now...
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>>61023629
What country are you from anon? If you live in central/south america you will have a better life, but if you're from western europe dont bother. Central europe? Dont bother. Eastern europe....try immigrating to western europe. Etc.

America is only a quality of life improvement for Asia, south american, and african fags
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>>61023696
My money is, he is in the uk.
Just a magical hunch if you will.
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>tfw learning to suck good and ease up my butt for future bf
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>>61023670
That's exactly it. A weeb's fantasy is a good way of putting it. But something about America appeals to me. And until I experience it, I will always yearn to go there.
>>61023696
Western Europe, currently in the UK but I'm not natively from there, moved from another Euro country at a young age. I like and want to travel more. Been to Asia a bunch, but one place I really want to go is the US.
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>>61023765
This is pirandillo btw, if you didnt get that.
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>>61023650
>minority thread is the slowest
Wow who could've seen that coming?
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>tfw no bf who recharges tired robots by rectally inserting a large battery
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>>61023842
that is not how batteries work
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>>61023778
Nope, I'm not that guy, I can prove it, he's a Dutch iirc
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>>61023842
We call this the "Shining Dragon" and it's a secret technique.
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>>61022189
>>61011628

Based threads
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>there are CUTE anons reading this who have massive smelly balls that you will never get to snoof
I just want a big balls bf.....
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>>61023765
It's very different and very difficult for old-world people to understand. We're lean, mean and green baby. Everything sucks ass and we thrive in it. We love the way it sucks. We wish it would suck more and that nobody else can ever have anything good. That's the american dream. Go watch Escape from New York for a little insight. I say this as a New Yorker.
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>>61023862
>he's a Dutch
>currently in the UK but I'm not natively from there
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>>61023924
I think I will, this isn't the first time someone tells me it sucks. Which gets me curious, because anyone can say their home country sucks, but to an outsider it won't appear that way necessarily. But I will check it out anyway, thanks
>>61024000
That's right, but I would die if I was a Dutch. I can dispel your doubts of the menace anyway, I'm a victim of him too
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>>61024015
>I can dispel your doubts of the menace
Go for it
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>>61024022
How do you want your doubts to be erased? Email? Discord? I can show you that he added me and that I was a victim too. Which explains why anyone can be wary of adding anyone here
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>>61024038
Show me the dms, bud.
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>>61024063
You got anything I can show the DMs to you? I don't want to make myself obvious in case he's around. If you want I can add you and I'll send you screencaps.
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>>61024080
ShareReactor#0851
Okay show me
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>>61024015
Even just the landscape is radically different. Population density is dramatically lower compared to the old world. It's a big country and we're still very much growing into it. Outside of major coastal cities it's just a lot of empty space. Even IN the cities, nothing is walkable and there's no public transport because they were built so recently that transport has been driven by, well, driving. Car culture is inescapable. You either have a car or you fucking die. There's no walking to work, work is 20 miles away. The closest shop to your home is a 5 mile slog with no sidewalks just to arrive at a convenience store on the nearest central roadway. That's not even getting into healthcare, education, taxes or god forbid politics. Here it's taken as a given that every politician is a liar and a cheat. It's just how this works and it's up to the voter to decipher their candidate's 4d chess game and how it will translate in reality.
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>>61024116
>>61024080
Okay its not pirandillo
fyi
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How many people meet their bfs from here?
How much discord posting actually results in more than a couple of days of small talk?
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>>61024185
I haven't met any bfs yet, but I met some nice people here. And I feel like I only scratched the surface. Well, barring a certain someone.
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>>61024185
I met my ex here and I know 2 others who met theirs here.
Since then I have only met a bunch of gay friends.
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>>61024185
i met bf here, successful irl relationship for over a year
i've also met several hundred duds that never went anywhere
a few that did but never panned out long-term and stayed friends

it's usually more than a few days and less than half a year
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>>61019649
TIL straightoids actually have to do extensive research and surveys in order to have sex successfully
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>>61024124
But isn't that transferable to any country? Some are worse than others, sure. And I don't want to undermine any of your thoughts. But I'm sure there are good places too.
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What should I get my friend for Christmas? He's a bottom by the way
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ive been growing out my facial hair this november and after i trimmed up the edges i think it looks pretty good. what do anons think about facial hair?
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>>61024276
There are good places too, but in general wealth is highly concentrated and these good places are tiny pockets explicitly designed to extract wealth from visitors. Almost everywhere is impoverished and bad compared to Europe. We just have a ton of land and peasant labor and it's leveraged very well to build wealth for the wealthy. If you study a little american history, that's what the entire country was founded upon. A ton of land and exploitable labor. And they didn't want to share with you.
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>>61024324
You're cute and your mustache tickles my nose when I kiss you and I think that's adorable.
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>>61024214
>ex
could i ask what happened anon?
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>>61024324
>what do anons think about facial hair?
I like facial hair when it's kept neat, or at least when it's not super long. What color is your hair, anon?
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>>61024338
Damn. That does open my eyes to be honest, but it's pretty hard to just discard the idea of wanting to try going there. Even if I try and go once. I wanna experience it somehow, but I will consider what you're saying considering you live there. Thanks for the insight.
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>>61024324
Facial hair is great anon, so long as it isn't a pedo stash or a beard that is as big as your head. Im sure yours looks great

>>61024185
Im sure there are some success stories, but there probably are way more one or two day conversations that end nowhere. The people that actually do find a relationship or even a friendship won't come back here looking for someone. They either have a new friend group or a love interest manifesting into an irl relationship.
I don't think the whole ebf to irl bf has happened a lot though, most of us here are either too retarded to carry conversations, too anxious to pursue irl things, or just lost hope a long time ago.
Who knows really
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>>61024353
aa thank you, ive been afraid of growing it out because i didnt consider myself "masculine enough"
but i realise that's stupid and i shouldnt care.
>>61024371
its not that long yet, im gonna have to think about how to trim the length soon though. color is farily dark but more blond around certain parts.
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>>61024439
>color is farily dark but more blond around certain parts.
Cute. I'm sure your facial hair looks really nice too, anon.
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>>61024369
Ldr, my money ran out and I was unable to find a job.
I am very rarely compatible with people from my own country.
They are too passive for me.
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>>61024439
Every man has the right to grow his hair and experience his natural body. I believe strongly in beards rights. In the case of sikhs, it's even a religious right. You were made to grow a beard. It's wrong if you never really try it. Don't let the roasties of the world tell you otherwise anon! If your dad doesn't have a beard... I'm sorry to say that you have two moms.
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l'm so Ionely
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>>61024533
same
being a shitty person makes it inevitable for me
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>>61024520
>Ldr, my money ran out and I was unable to find a job.
if it's a LDR why do you need money?
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>>61024549
>being a shitty person makes it inevitable for me
Yep. thing is there are plenty of shitty people that are charismatic enough to keep people around, I can't even do that. Maybe that's better though, at least i'm only harming myself
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>>61024553
I used that to visit them of course. The goal was to start living together.
Didnt pan out so well.
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>>61024468
thank you anon! im looking online for different ways to style it, its really fun!
>>61024526
both my father and older brother have beards. I feel like im gonna look like them now haha.
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>tfw no bf that lets me run my fingers through his short hair whenever he leans against me
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>tfw no bf to feed American food to
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fuck off kankermongol
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>>61024800
A ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf to feed American food to uwu
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>>61024808
Hello chonky boi ^^
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For me, it's Dutch disco bands

https://youtu.be/ko7-MWI-zrk
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Is it okay for boys that aren't bottoms to say uwu or is that just for bottoms? just wondering.
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>>61024873
Nah, I've heard plenty of guys say that before. Bottom or not.
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>>61024873
fuck no, ill say it too.
anyone can say it anon.
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>>61024886
>>61024912
Good to know, thank you frens.
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>>61024873
It's not okay for anyone to say it
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>tfw would be pirandello's bf if we were closer...
I want to marry him bros
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>>61025060
the heck, i couldnt look past his freqent chubby posting anon. what do you even like about him?
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>>61024324

I had a full unkempt neckbeard for years but I've been keeping clean shaven for a month or so now. I feel better without it and look better too since it was very thin and just a collection of individual hairs rather than an actual beard.
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>>61025082
having an unkempt neckbeard is very different though.
thats the first part you wanna trim, just a little bit of work can make it looks surprisingly clean.
but i understand if you dont have enough growth to make it work.
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>tfw haven't shaved in months because I have barely left the house
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>>61025115

yeah I can't pull facial hair off so if I want to look like anything I have to be clean shaven.
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>>61025081
He's been so nice to me and is just a really interesting guy, I'd certainly give it a go if I could
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>>61025140
im guessing you are american then?
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>>61025148
Yup, East Coast
He talks about wanting to get over here but I don't know about waiting or if he'll even do it
Maybe I'm a lil off cause I started my freshman year in the fall and just having someone to chat to is nice...
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I miss my mint tea
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>>61025302
As in you miss having mint tea or you miss mint tea poster?
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>>61025314
The former, though I guess I miss the poster too. I drink peppermint tea daily so I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
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>tfw no bf to complain about liberals with
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>tfw no bf to teach me politics
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>>61025511
>tfw no bf to indoctrinate with my political opinions and agenda
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>tfw no commie bf
ORIGINALL
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>>61025525
Oh yeah man, please fill me with your political worldview
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>>61025527
>ywn sexually violate retarded commies and force them to adopt your libertarian world view
>>61025539
I'll fill you with more than my worldview.
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>>61025556
I want you to fill me so much that I burst, I'm practically a virgin in politics
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>>61025556
>libertarian
I haven't met a libertarian on 4chan in so long, how has it been?
t. commie
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Do this to me please I have no political worldview because I'm stupid
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guys would anyone like to talk to me right now im a little lonely
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>tfw no coommie bf
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MonSoc is the only way

NazBol's btfo's


(jesus christ this looks like word salad lol)
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>>61025592
I'll talk to you bro, how's it going? How's your day been and what are ya up to?
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Me and my cumrade bf will have HIS picture above our bed. You'll see. You'll all see!
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>>61025576
Most of 4chan is libertarian.
They just don't admit it.
>>61025572
I'm gonna burst so much knowledge into you that both your heads will burst.
>>61025577
>tfw no chad low information voter who doesn't get bothered by politics bf
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>politics
cringe americans desu
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>>61025644
>German
>commie
Two of my least favorite things rolled into one.
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>>61025636
thanks. good i just wanted to talk to someone. im trying to figure out a way to cheat on my exam bc they make us use this thing where we take it in front of a webcam and mic and i dont like it
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>>61025644
GDR more like GAY DR amiright guys?

because commies are fags? hahahaha......

get it?
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>>61025645
Maybe actually, although those who actually are interested in politics tend to be less so.

>>61025655
No u
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>>61025670
>bc they make us use this thing where we take it in front of a webcam and mic and i dont like it
how is that supposed to stop you from doing anything lmao
what stops you from just googling shit?
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I voted for Joe Biden and im a 6'2 top
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>>61025670
Dang, you're taking an online class exam I take it? Maybe there's a way you can open a browser or use another device like a phone.
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Kino, aside from the w*man
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>>61025725
>No u
No, thankfully I'm not German.
>although those who actually are interested in politics tend to be less so.
Less so what?
Nah, the majority. Everyone adopted policies that actively libertarian, save for discord trannies. Again, though, they don't admit it.
>>61025741
I voted for Trump and I'm a 5'8 top.
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? That's what I'm gonna do to your butthole, my politically pathetic friend.
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>>61025330
I think he is a bit busy with stuff and things.
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>tfw subby 5'6 bottom and voted for Trump.
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>>61025645
I'd like a lot more than that too, I'm politically ignorant of all the world's politics including where I live. Please teach me a good lesson
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>>61025737
they also record your screen + clipboard. its more of a scare tactic if anything like before you take it theres an ambiguous thing that talks about how the monitoring software can track your eye movements and head orientation and shit but alot of people i know just cheat like its not even running w/o repurcussions lol. im not as worried about the software as i am my professor because i think he'll find it fishy if i get an exceptionally good score and if he decides to investigate then he'll have the entire session on video. ill see how it goes i guess.
>>61025742
this was my plan actually. i was gonna orient my webcam in a way that only shows me from the shoulders up. i have pretty long hair so i was just gonna angle the cam off center to hide my eyes. someone that i was in a group assignment with suggested i hold up a pencil while im looking up the questions and it sounds like a pretty solid idea so im gonna roll with it.
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>>61025824
Where do you live?
I'm gonna teach you like nuns teach - you learn or I spank you with my yard stick.
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>>61025804
Im not german either, r*tard so it's gonna happen to you.whatever that happens to be. Idk.
Anyway, i mean less so ""libertarian"". I mean it really depends on what you count as libertarian. Most politically active people (again, online) are either very much for social and economic oversight, or are very much for social oversight. On 4chan it seems to be social oversight over economic, as all poltards seem to be concerned about are jews and blacks.

However we can be commies together, it will be very very fun
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>5'8" bottom and didn't vote at all
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>>61025882
>star trek
Hey good looking, wanna fuck?
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>>61025856
Live in England, but I do not care for or bothered to care for the politics. Please discipline me
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>tfw no discoomer zoomer coomer doomer bf
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Anyone else enjoy that warm feeling you get in your butthole whenever you poop after eating spicy stuff
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The mention of politics has made everyone here horny. Are we really this pathetic?
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>>61025854
Jesus, all that just for an exam? I thought it was as easy as loading up a new tab and searching for stuff. But you got it figured out from the looks of it. Hopefully the exam isn't anything crazy
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>>61025898
I would if I were good looking
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>>61025862
I have not met a single person on 4chan - even among socially retarded European - who actually support curtailing, for example, free speech.
I've only seen people complaining about restrictions.
I have met those who post meme shit. Which is something I do just to stir up shit. But that's just because starting shit is fun. In one thread you can be both a commie and a fascists and really start some shit.
No. Fuck commies and fuck you.
>>61025882
Based Borg letting the hive do the thinking.
>>61025899
>british
Fuck, lad. I love brits.
Please move to America and be my bf.
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>>61025924
I get horny from anything for not having fapped for almost 2 months, give me a break
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>>61025914
>tfw no doomer semi-coomer avid discoomer eventual bloomer consoomer coper bf
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>>61025945
That's the plan, but I wanna learn all about American politics, I wanna know what it means to be red or blue
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>>61025956
>>tfw no doomer semi-coomer avid discoomer eventual bloomer consoomer coper bf
>semi-coomer
Damn, I was almost fitting that description...
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>>61026003
are you a full coomer? or zero coomer?

this is VITAL information, anon
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>tfw no cooman bf
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>>61025965
American politics - despite what the zoomers are trying to force - are not built on parties.
The founding fathers were very anti-party. They thought parties would tear the country apart.
The system is not, unlike Euros, actually built for parties. They sorta just got thrown on top.
Nebraska's state legislature doesn't have parties. It's the only non-partisan state in the union. They're the only ones doing it right.
With that being said, it's a free country. And free association is fine. So while parties are not entrenched you still know where everyone stands and what organization they're part of.
In short, fuck red. Fuck blue. Vote for people not parties.

>that's the plan
What's the plan?
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>>61026033
I am pretty sure its one person who posts this image and I am pretty sure I know who it is.
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>>61026048
I'm not the grooooomer mommy bf guy, before you ask lol


unless you were gonna say something else then im retarded :/
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>>61026033
I'm more of a full coomer and not a semi-coomer, or at least I coom a lot
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>>61026048
>>61026033
How is being unapologetically insane working out for you/them? I'm pretty insane but I feel incredibly guilty about it and it's ruining my life. Is the answer really to not give a fuck? I feel like that would make me a bad person even though I am one already.
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>>61026067
I smell a european here. Almost tempted to dm you but I know you dont wanna talk.
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>>61025945
No one actively goes out of their way to be against "free speech" and no one actively describes themselves as authoritarian either. Some view communism as offering the most freedom, some view fascism as offering the most freedom, it's the praxis and theory that justify it.
So even I could and will contest, what is "libertarian"? If it's a form that supports capitalism, then it's authoritarian to me. If it's a form that supports communism, then it's authoritarian to another. Etc etc. Vague words like "libertarianism" (even communism and fascism) are hallmarks of ideology shopping/over simplification of theory.

BUT WHATEVER ANYWAY
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>>61026074
I wish we'd coom together on each other's face and chest.
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>>61026076
not good man...

not fucking good :(

I guess its more of a loss of hope thing, I'm always gonna be this shitty person, so why bother? you know?

Also its kinda just a maymay image haha
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>>61026094
not a euro anon, im a certified burger tard
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>>61026110
>I wish we'd coom together on each other's face and chest.
Would be pretty hot to be honest.
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>>61026043
That's actually informative, thank you. I knew that America was always seen as a free land, but I always assumed that every country just transforms into some kind of party owned place because of how society tread down that path.
Also the plan to move to America
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>>61025945
>I love brits
you love the ones in the movies
outside of that? nah you dont
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>>61026112
Oh. That's disheartening.
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>>61025925
yea it sucks but thanks for the warm wishes
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>>61026217
No problem, I'm sure you breeze through it, if not, you can always go back to your plan.
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>>61026244
i havent studied lol the plan is all i have
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>>61026260
Can you squeeze in any last minute studying?
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Heed not the warnings
We invoke the manyfold
Nyarlathotep
For we know
There is no peace at the gate
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>>61026108
You're right. Instead they say shit like hate speech is not free speech.
You Euros disgust me.
No one views fascism as offering the most freedom. Mussolini himself coined the term authoritarianism and wore it with pride. Only retards view communism as offering any form of freedom.
Allow me to be more specific Georgist and Libertarianism (geolibertarianism).
Don't whatever me, you German bastard.
>>61026151
Eh, it's not informative. I don't feel like typing so much. But if you do plan on moving to America brush up on the history a bit. I hear brits don't really cover America in their history classes. You guys kind of have your plates full with teaching your own history.
Where do you plan on settling down over here? You should visit before moving anywhere. Do you have a highly specialized degree or any other path to get here?
>>61026160
How do you know what I like?
When I was 14 I was on vacation in Cancun, Mexico. And I befriended (not really) a Brit. There aren't many Brits who would fly all the way to Mexico, I think Spain is your popular hot spot. Although, Mexico has all-inclusive resorts and I don't think Spain does.
Anyway, I was crushing on this Brit and he was crushing on my sister - we were kids so I do mean crush. He would hang out with me trying to get to her but she wasn't gonna hang out with her younger brother, so he just wasted his time.
Eventually, I wised up and realized he's using me and it's time to detach.
I was there for two weeks, but when you're a kid two weeks is lifetime.
Thanks for listening; p.s. we don't say fortnight in America.
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>>61026300
doing that tomorrow. theres a retake in the middle of next week so im gonna use this attempt to copy down the questions then study them
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>>61026322
It was a lot more informative than anything I learned in school that's for sure. You're right that we aren't taught American history. Anything I learnt was through media. That being said, I guess I should probably visit before deciding to settle. I'm not picky on where considering its a huge country with each area having its own identity and such. I already have a bachelors degree in the bag. I'm working towards postgrad stuff.
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Eat my soul if you will but impart yourself!
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>>61026360
Do your postgrad here. That's probably one of the better ways to get residence status. What's your degree in?
What kind of environment do you like? I live in the urban Northeast. But I'm planing to move somewhere more rural.
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>>61026322
>Mexico has all-inclusive resorts and I don't think Spain does.

Lol, okay sunshine. Half my childhood was spent on the costa del sol in all inclusive holidays

Best days of my life
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>Earl Gray Tea
>Hugh Heffner Robe
>Chris Chan History Part 46

life is good for tonight bros :)
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>>61026322
Im an american retard. Im not sure if I mentioned it before or not though, so i cannot fault you.
>only retards view communism as offering any form of freedom

Now that ive used a quote from stalin, I'll drive my tank off into the sunset. Good luck on the bf search brother
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>>61026417
Well, I'm already in the middle of my masters. But I'll probably do a PhD there or something. My degree is in media and sound design. I like the urban life, but I don't mind some suburban or rural areas as long as it isn't the middle of nowhere.
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>>61026462
>Morrowchad
Greetings sera....how hard is it to write when you have such a massive cock while being 7 feet tall? It is quite difficult for me
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>>61026462
>Chris Chan

Ah to delight in bullying the mentally deficient
What a wholesome pastime
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>>61026336
You go anything else to look forward to?
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>>61026500
I manage the best I can, before I would usually let my Argonian tend to it ... but the n'wah's have seen to the end of that luxury. Wealth beyond measure....
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>>61026539
Not Morag Tong, but don't look at me funny.
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>no supermodel platonic bf to draw paintings of
>draw paintings
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>tfw no platonic pure-form bf from the world of forms to sit in pure-form chairs with and have pure-form platonic love with and have pure-form sexy sex sex with
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>>61026434
Really? I never knew. I thought it was - this is rude - a poor country thing.
I'll have to check one of them out.
Did you ever crush an American boy's heart while there?
>>61026474
Capitalism has lifted more out of poverty than any other system. We now have a problem with people eating too much rather than being too hungry.
>>61026475
Media and sound design? What kind of things do you do?
With how cheap land is you can do what I do. I live in New Jersey but have - well my parents do - property in rural upstate NY.
If you need a break you can just drive up for a weekend. Though, like I said I wanna move somewhere more rural permanently.
You can get acres of land for next to nothing here.
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>>61026585
>sex

disgustng
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>>61026539
I see I see...im taking the silt strider to ald'ruhn now. You are a Redoran anon, right?
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>>61026614
sorry meant cuddle wuddle until he becomes a puddle
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>>61026615
IGNORE ANON AT ANY COST

IF HE SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE LITERALLY DONT DIE OTHERWUSE IT WILL ACKNOWLEDGE HE EXISTS
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>still no alien bf who rescues you from your horrible planet and your terrible biological meatsuit body and shows you the secrets of the universe in between spasms of psychic pleasure from your mutual 5D fondling
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>>61026610
All those famines from Ireland to India really make capitalism look great anon. I especially love how we starve 3/4ths of the world to make a handful of countries abundant with luxury goods. Then we have another country (america) which polices the world to back this up. I think capitalism is the best system because we enslave entire continents and install hundreds of western aligned governments which results in civil wars and genocide, leading to mass migration to the west. I think this system is great and helps everyone.

Shut up anon, I'd still fuck you, but please. Shut up.
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>>61026610
I specialise in sound design, so I make tracks for video production, work with sound equipment and edit videos and podcasts. In my spare time I like to make music. I would love to experience life there, especially in somewhere like NY. Though I know that place is huge, I've always wanted to go. I haven't thought about any logistics or anything yet though. That's still in the planning stages.
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>>61026663
Not that other anon but is there any harm done in starving pajeet countries to provide luxury products to your twink harem? I do not think so, because it would be neglectful to not clad them in gold lingerie and to not provide them each with a house of their own on the manor property to live in. I think Capitalism is the best system for providing for twink harems.
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>>61026728
Kek anon.
I will offer a counter.
Providing the finest silks and gold for your twinks is a good thing for sure, however continually exploiting the negroids and pajeets will brew resentment. Civil war will follow once your puppet gov goes too far on the golden dildo demands, and soon you will have about 1.5 million coons and goons from Hyderabad outside your Victorian estate. They are refugees. They will rape your twinks. Dear god.....
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>>61026663
Lmao, the British empire ruling over Ireland and HEICompany rule in India are not examples of capitalism.
Capitalism wasn't even fully established.
Goddamn commies.
Genocide is a flaw in humanity, not in any one economic system. Although the commies certainly have a bigger body count.
I'd still destroy your butthole. Just like America destroyed the Soviet Union, though.
Actually, no. No I wouldn't have sex with tankie would be like taking advantage of the mentally disabled. No, not like. That's exactly what it is.
>>61026667
You ever work on anything I might know? Even tangentially? Can you post something.
I work in the City. Not a fan.
Pay's good, though. Especially considering I still live with my parents so I get to hold on to most of it. I'm in IT.

Come for, when the quarantine ends, a visit anon. It's a great place to visit these days. Not for living but for vacationing.
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>>61026776
>brew resentment.
Only makes it hotter. Literally zero downsides.
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>>61026786
>that's not real capitalism!!!!!
Cope.
Shut up retard. Let's date. Im wire tapping your house now
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>>61026786
Probably not, I haven't reached the point where I would have helped produce anything that would have broadcast overseas. But that's a goal of mine. I can't post anything here but I can export some samples of what I made later on if you're interested. I can imagine working in the city all the time would get pretty tiresome. I can definitely relate to living with parents. I do a lot of remote work thanks to the quarantine so I get paid for doing virtually nothing these days. Going to the states for a visit is definitely in my priority list as soon as it ends.
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>>61022350
I think he is from Kiwi Farms, I could be wrong though...
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>>61026474
This quote is knuckle dragger tier. Think deeply for just a few more seconds on what no unemployment means, realistically. Think about what actually happened in the soviet system. Consider that communism is an incorrect formulation, a step after socialism which relies inherently on a misunderstanding of the history and nature of man. Go actually fucking read Capital.

The soviets achieved the ultimate result of a command economy. State capitalism. Consider why that is.
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>>61026615
No sera, your devotion to the false gods is detestable. Any true Dunmer's loyalties lie with the Great House Telvanni, you are no better than an outlander.
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>>61026855
>go actually read capital
>communism is an incorrect formulation after socialism
Retard please read the book that you're telling me to read. And read theory beyond Marx, the theory that actually influences communists on a more practical level.
Although...
>state capitalism
Either you are a trot, ancom, or some zoomer who browses reddit, once you wrote that I just disregarded everything you said.
Im sorry anon.
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Apologies are for not having your dick out.
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>>61026917
If you read capital and still agree with marx after knowing what ultimately happened, I don't know man. I really don't know. Maybe check into a mental institution?
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Did you know that your fbf is somewhere out there and he touches his pp sometimes until he squirts cummies? Think about it.
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>>61026933
I concur with this statement, 100%
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>>61026898
A pity. I thought we might be friends. I can see you are nothing more than a n'wah in robes. So what, you can cast a few spells...
Almalexia willing, you will die in your sleep
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>>61026934
Oh anon, please explain in detail why?
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>>61026820
>That's CAPITALISM!!!! But the genocides and/or mass murders that have been observed in literally every commie country are NOT. REAL. COMMUNISM!!!!
You cannot have liberty without property rights. Take the enlightenment-pill. Take the Thomas Paine-pill.
LET'S FUCKING DATE. Fucking the retard out of you is the only path forward I see.
>>61026838
But you are involved in broadcasts? We talking radio?
I had the option of remote work but I don't like the distractions. I do better working in a sterile office. A sentiment fee of my colleagues echo.
I strongly suggest getting a good bulk amount of time off. Like a month. And hitting several cities. Fly into DC (actually VA), the Smithsonian museums are outstanding and completely free to enter. Starting capital was actually donated by a British man. Then the Congress dumped the money into bad bonds that went under. John Quincy Adams ultimately convinced Congress to pay back the lost money plus interest. It's a cool story. Then work your way up the coast ending at NY. Philly is another good city to visit because of it's roll as the cradle of the American Revolution.
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>>61026952
I am well aware, I will make sure his cummies soon finds its way to me.
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>>61026967
Almalexia is a uncouth slut. Sleeping around as a false goddess after the death of her honourable husband! Forgive me, I am starting to sound like one of those Ashlander nerevarine cultists...
But perhaps even they have more integrity than some "civilized" dunmer...
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>>61026955
Thank you anon, now if only the rest of the gang could whip their cocks out.
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>>61026998
TV broadcasts mainly, I haven't worked with radio if you don't count podcasts. So far I've only assisted in student productions and local TV. But I want to climb higher hopefully. And yeah, I think you made the right call. I get distracted so easily that it hurts.
I think that's a good idea, travelling around would mean I could get a feel of the places and what they have in store. I really would like to learn a lot about the history too, it's pretty fascinating.
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>>61026776
No, I would never allow them to rape my twinks. If the manor was stormed, I would burn it to the ground with myself inside and all my possessions it before they ever set sight on any of the beauty held within. I cannot allow men of such crude tastes to drink my wine, fuck my twinks, and live in my manor and thereby become the authority on the enjoyment of such things. It would be like employing a blind man as an art critic.

I do understand your sentiment though. How much of this is the fault of Capitalism, and how much of it is the fault of the PEOPLE in charge of managing this Capitalist system? Maybe you could say that Capitalism breeds a particular type of merchant ruling class that behaves like this though (merchant as in merchant, not as in /pol/ meme).

What system do you think would be the best anon?
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>>61027030
If only, the world would be a better place I'd more cocks were in full display.
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>>61027078
Every day I curse the fashion industry.
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>>61026998
>MUH GENOCIDE IN COMMIE NATIONS SHSHJSJAJJW
Will you shut up? Shut up! Retard!
Anyway the crow calls the kettle black. Tiananmen square? Never happened. Holodomor? Blame the kulaks.
Now on to capitalism....
Potato famine? Noooo it was the potato blight :) never mind british imperialism and export demands during the blight which starved Irishmen. Indian famines? 3 million dead in a singular famine (there were many)? Wow....quirky I guess.....

>property rights
I do agree with property rights. I think you should own your own home. You should be able to operate a business that you contribute to (not "manage"). I don't think you should steal from people, I don't think you should be a parasite. We are the same anon....cmon....I'll make you some tea
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>>61027121
I agree, I want humans to embrace their natural selves, have no shame and just let it all air out.
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>>61027060
Don't get me wrong. Capitalism WAS good. It allowed for feudalism to die, historically and logically, capitalism was the correct path. A lot of people forget (or dont know) that the birth of republics in modern time came because people were dissatisfied with the distribution of goods. Change happened, from the low countries to America. Now historically, and logically, capitalism is overstaying it's welcome. Just as feudal systems did.
Time to go full cumrade, anon
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>>61027157
no thanks, most of y'all don't bathe. hide that shit
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>>61027216
A large stink cloud blows through town...unwashed balls....
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>>61027216
But what if everyone took a shower or bathed beforehand?
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>>61027157
How much better society would be if it weren't so predatory about one's own body.
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>>61027241
There's an actual island somewhere in the world where everyone is free and naked. The only thing people wear are penisguards.
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>>61027240
i don't trust y'all enough, put on clothe
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>>61027191
If I am not concerned with the equal distribution of resources to the peasant masses, then is there any reason I should get on this anti-Feudalism anti-Capitalism bandwagon? Personally the reasons I dislike Capitalism are the same reasons you like it, because it is closer to egalitarian commie ideology. I think it is more of an injustice to double the wages of pajeet workers than it is to halve them (as long as halving them does not cause morbid things like disease, dying of starvation, etc), because by doubling them the system takes away resources that could have been spent on creating beautiful pieces of art and things like that. I do not think the peasants should live in abject poverty, but I don't think this idea they should live equal to royalty is good either.
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>>61027273
Alright, I'll keep my pants on just for you.
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>>61027271
there's lots of places like that in the amazon and probably africa. the natives in the amazon are definitely like that though
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>>61027306
You're right, though a lot of those places are slowly becoming more civilized, some of the members choosing to wear clothing.
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>>61027298
<3
xoxo
(gossip girl)
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>>61027283
>equal distribution
AKSHUALLY anon, there is no equal distribution under socialism. Socialism advocates for people to earn the full value of their work, not have it syphoned off to a CEO. Basically, what you do is what you earn. There will still be material differences in society.
REGARDLESS
May I be invited to your court...? I am a rather fashionable twink. Call me Ivan Dboyvussi
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Someone suggest an even remotely comfy game where the men aren't lanklets.
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>>61027337
xoxo <3 to you too
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>>61027316
i suppose they have to in order to interact with brazilian society cause they're always protesting them burning down the amazon. i don't know if they're dressed in the forest though. it probably slowly becomes normal
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>>61027345
Dragon age origins?
Mass effect?
Morrowind?
Oblivion?
Skyrim?
Me?
Hope this helps anon
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>>61027375
>Mass Effect
Marry me please
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how does it feel to have a pp in you're mouth?
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>>61027372
You're probably right actually, now I'm intrigued on how those natives live and dress when there's no interaction at all
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>>61027375
Thank you for the suggestions but I have consumed them all excluding you. Would you fill the void I have that these games left?
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>>61027400
Feels good as long as it's washed and not too big, I have a sensitive throat so I can't go very far down. I'd make a terrible bf...
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>>61027400
As if finally everything is at peace.
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>>61027389
Sorry anon...im thinking of Kaidan now. Who did you thirst over? You cant say mshep either.

>>61027413
I have a decent leveling system and a fair price for DLC content, if you like occasional grinding and quests, then I think I can provide a good experience for single players. Depends on what kinda games you like tho
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>>61027409
it's one of those things where observing it changes the outcome because i feel like if you went in they would dress up to accommodate you. you'd have to spy on them, which has creepy vibes
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>>61027400
Like you're sucking this

>>61027479
That's exactly who I was thinking of, I love his accent. I made sure to save edit my save so that I could have a Male Shep romance him through the entire trilogy.
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>>61027342
Yes, Ivan, you may join my royal court of twinks. With every twink that joins my royal court, we hold a great party. These lavish celebrations of course require me to temporarily garnish the wages of the workers I employ... although I have amassed a great deal of wealth I could use to finance them, I prefer not to dip into my savings too often. Knowing this, I do hope you will not pout too much during the grand ball, despite your pro-labor sensibilities, it would be quite unbecoming of you and I do not wish to sour the evening for my friends and acquaintances. Let me show you all the wonders of Feudalism, so that you may witness it in all it's splendor, perhaps I could change your mind on such subjects.
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>>61027479
Games with a fair amount of pointing and clicking involved are quite nice, I don't mind grinding and a heap of quests because sometimes the reward is most certainly worth the hard effort. Being a hard or lengthy shooter wouldn't be a downside either.
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>>61027544
Thank god you have good taste. He was so cute. M shep and Kaidan are the best possible couple. There's too much fem x masc gay shit out there. I will always support them.plus kaidan is hot. Imagine saving ashley on Virmire....pft

>>61027564
Hmm I can offer those. There are no puzzles however. It is fairly linear but I have great progression and a wonderful story. Not too much "point and click" though. Do you like abilities and interactive stories? Yknow like if you choose a or b something changes, that kinda stuff
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>>61027644
I can't imagine that, I always save Kaiden. I love his personality, his demeanor, voice, his backstory regarding his implants and biotics as well as how he acts in the games. He also made me a laugh a couple of times in the Citadel DLC. I never once saved Ashley so I don't know how she's like besides only remembering her being racist towards aliens or something. Idk.
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>>61027644
No puzzles? Not too sure about this puzzles are quite fun. I do love interactive stories, even romantic ones. Is there any mystery involved?
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>>61027345
Have you played any visual novels like Danganronpa or Persona?
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>>61027670
Yea she was the typical "soldier babe" archetype from sci-fi. I didn't care for her much either. Meanwhile Kaidan is the Jack that they were trying to write. I hated Jack. Ewww boo hoo I was an abused kid :((( biotic implants waaaahhh
Meanwhile Kaidan is the sweetest man alive and doesnt hold his condition against anyone. Maybe there is a slight difference, I don't think kaidan was forced into the program (though maybe he was from that planet the alliance dumped element 0 over?), but still...i hated jack. Support & save king kaidan
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>>61027712
Persona yes! Only 4 golden however. Is Danganronpa fun?
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>>61027693
Hm. Maybe a few mysteries, nothing too deep though. It sort of is a 'slice of life' kind of experience. Hopefully you don't mind that, but the AI is really advanced and loves constant interaction.
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>>61027712
ah yes, I was waiting for a based Persona anon to enter this thread lol

You play any mainline SMT?

(not the anon you replied to lol, sorry)
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>>61027745
It's pretty good, a lot of murder mystery and anime cliches but if you don't mind that you'll like the premise and characters. It's basically a point and click adventure visual novel, with some elements of dating in a form of getting to know the characters.
You're one of 16 students stuck in a school/island and every chapter has a murder happen. You have a courtroom class trial and decide with evidence who the murderer is. I won't say anything further but if you're going in blind it's a fun ride.
>>61027757
I have played a bunch of SMT games, I'm still waiting on Nocturne HD to come in the west though.
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>>61027783
i hope you know that I am officialy STEALING that cat pic anon :p
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>>61027757
I only played p4 but ill play the rest once they are ported to pc. Also i am based
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>>61027907
I wouldn't really count on the rest of the persona line games coming to Pc anytime soon :/
especially anything before P3 FES (which you should play holy shit its amazing)
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>>61027783
Ive only done it a few times but ive been told im very good.
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>>61027949
Sega told their investors that they were planning on porting more games to pc bc of how well p4 sold and how little work it was.
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Do you deliberately ignore me, or do you really not notice me?
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>>61027955
>tfw you give really bad head and you have a jaw condition that prevents you from opening wide or going at it for a long time
>tfw can't even suck dick right
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>>61027955
Same anon. Maybe guys have low expectations because my first time doing it the guy was impressed. Either low expectations or there isnt much to it
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>>61028065
Just suck the tip then and use hands for the rest. A good bf would understand.
>>61028026
I read this and got worried that i had forgot to respond to someone.
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I let a man suck my dick do I have aids now?
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>>61028079
Very first time wasnt the best. Guy was "straight" friend and was just trying to figure it out. After the first time i was very aware of everything so after that no guy ive sucked off lasted more than a few minutes.
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>>61027955
my guy had pretty impressive girth and I have a very low upper row of teeth so it takes a lot of focus for me to not let teeth join the action, additionally he had too much stamina and it was pretty tiring after like 10 min cause i worked hard on that meat rod

>>61027873
im in touch with police I will not let you get away with this anon
actually it's okay, I hope it will be useful
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>>61028117
As expected. I think once you learn basic technique it just becomes a stamina game. More experienced guys can hold longer, virgin guys cum from a lick. Such is life
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>>61028169
>>61028172
>Tfw only times getting head was when the guy kept using teeth
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>>61028194
It's really hard not to. Is there a certain mouth shape you're supposed to use or something?
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>>61028206
Im not sure exactly, its mostly just being aware of where your teeth are.
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>>61028206
Yea. Kinda like a U shape on the side.
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>>61028117
>no guy ive sucked off lasted more than a few minutes
Is it possible to learn this power? asking for a friend
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>>61028244
Few tips. Dont worry about sucking the whole time, mix using hands too. It will help speed it up and rest your jaw a little. Set the mood first, making them relax will help a lot. Focus on the more sensitive spots, each guy will be different. Only go deep if you can handle it, otherwise you will just choke and might have to slow down.
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You anons are talking about sucking off bfs, I hope.
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>>61028344
Kinda. Only sucked off two people. One was a bf the other was friend who wanted to know if they were gay. Nothing wrong with helping a bro out.
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>>61028344
Yes
>tfw no bf to suck off right now
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>>61028368
There are a lot of wrong things with that, anon.
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>>61028344
Haven't sucked anything in a while tragedy I know
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>>61028399
>tfwywn spend the entirety of sunday 69ing
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>>61028412
I used to hate doing it but now that it's been awhile I miss it
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>>61028410
Whats wrong with that? We were both unsure of sexuality. Both horny teens. We were already cuddling and i could feel his cock pressing into me while we were talking about lewd stuff. Had to help him out.
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>>61028460
Do you still keep in touch nowadays?
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>>61028472
Yeah, but it was just a phase for him. Kinda sucks but im glad i have the memories.
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>>61028423
>tfw there was a time in your life where you actually did this many times
So fucking surreal.
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is anyone here not a hollow sex-fixated cardboard cutout of a person?
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>>61028497
How did you end up there in that place, anon?
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>>61028502
I only ever did lewd stuff with people i cared about. I regret nothing.
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>>61028502
I imagine most people here are
Just because some people hornypost doesn't mean that all they are is their hornyposting
I'm pretty hollow though
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>>61028502
Me, but that's why I am alone.
>>61028525
Retarded mindset desu
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>>61028502
im a hollow cardboard cutout of a person fixated on video games and reading and learning how to cook
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>>61028530
Dont be a nigger anon.
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>>61028514
I had a bf right out of high school for a couple of years
We were NEETs in the beginning and spent most of our days together so we had a lot of time on our hands lol
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>>61028554
Don't be a slut nigger anon.
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>>61028525
>>61028527
>>61028530
>>61028536
literally the most replies i've ever had and i've been on this damn website since 2006. thanks
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>>61028558
What happened to him, anon?
Where did he go?
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i really hate my upstairs neighbors banging constantly
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>>61028558
>had
What happened to him anon?
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>>61028588
We broke up. It was my fault.
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>>61028611
Why do you say it was your fault that you broke up?
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>>61028590
kick their door in and kick the face in of the first one you run into anon

that will work probably
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>>61028564
>Been with 2 people
>Slut
Ok brainlet. You sound like one of the guys on here that cope with the fact they cant find anyone by calling everyone a slut.
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>>61028634
Or maybe I am just a very bored anon
:D
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>Rewatch Evangelion
>Still don't get what that's all about
>Shinji's struggles still resonate with me, on a level I don't understand but makes me feel close
>Kaworu is still my husbando
I guess what hit me the hardest is his shitty relationship with his father
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>>61028619
I was jealous and insecure and I treated him like shit, honestly.
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>>61028649
It's literally
be yourself
the anime, no I am not even kidding.
That's literally it.
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>tfw no bf that is north of kentucky, south of canada, west of pennsylvania, and east of indiana bf
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>>61028657
We are very similar in that regard, anon.
How many years ago was that break up?
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>will never get to watch sad movies with my crush and hug him when he cries
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>>61028683
About to be seven years in january
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>>61028701
Wow.
Im gonna reach first year in January since mine.
Have you ever found someone since?
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How are you guys feeling tonight?
Don't feel bad for staying home, we're a big faggot family over here after all
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Any cunts near 30 who won't waste my time??
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>>61028725
Nope. It kind of marked a downward spiral for me lol. I haven't really tried in earnest either.
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>>61028682
Thats a funny way of saying not ohio anon
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>>61028735
How many boys have wasted your time anon? I have recently been soft ghosted by a 28 year old, so that's one for me
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>>61028735
Sure, but you're aus or something right
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>>61028759
Whats a soft ghost, do you two still talk just not as much?
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>>61028745
Are you from ohio anon? Cause i need a bf.
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>>61028741
Woooh, I'm gonna be you in six years!!
Yay to misery.
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>>61028759
it's a mix of them wasting my time and my wasting theirs to be honest, i can be a bit of a cunt at times

it was by birthday last week and i had no one to share it with lol so now im drunk and dredging this board trying to find some company

>>61028769
you can fuck off anon, replying before id even got a chance. jesus
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>>61028769
Basically decaying communication. Talked a lot for a couple days, friendly and fun. Then slowly stopped talking.
I message and get no reply until the following day...etc...no im not crying

>>61028778
Awe it's alright anon. I'm sure there is some aussie (you sound like one anyway) that will leap to you. Seriously though, guys from here seem to want a lot and dont actively try to make anything happen or work. Just sit around and whine. Smh...
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>>61028777
I seriously, seriously hope not. Nip it in the bud now and don't let guilt or whatever you may be feeling eat you up. I let it completely paralyze me and it's insane because this is something normal people can apparently get past.
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>>61028819
Thanks for the more detailed reply for that random jumper-on and the gentle rejection for me anon. Really appreciate it.
(I'm not australian)
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>>61028772
I am sadly in Illinois anon, I am deeply sorry....im weeping now as well
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>>61028824
Working on it but i bore many.
Such is life.
Yeah I cant get past things like that neither.
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THE LESS EFFORT YOU PUT IN

ESPECIALLY IF YOU BUTT INTO SOMEONE ELSE WHOS RLY TRYING

THE BETTER IT IS FOR YOU

HOWEVER

NO ONE HERE WILL DO JACK FOR YOU

WASTE OF TIME
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>>61028840
Unless you were willing to move it probably wouldnt work. I feel bad bc im not really willing to move since my family is here and i have a good relationship with them.
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>>61028840
that feel when no illinois anon to hangout downtown with in defiance of pritzker
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>>61028830
It wasn't a rejection anon, im trying to invite more conversation from you. I am a random-jumper-on-fag as much as the other guy. Please.have mercy.
I say again.
I HOPE YOU FIND A GUY THAT IS NICE AND CARING AND SWEET.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON
HOW OLD ARE YOU
Retard, engage with me now. Stop being drunk, eat some bread, type a response. Ez pz lemon squeezy
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>>61028874
I want to drown myself in that fountain
why is the water so blue?
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>>61028880
you eat bread!
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>>61028868
What part of ohio anon ? I do have family there....

>>61028874
Crushin a cool beer by Chiraq, hell yea brother
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>>61028933
Southern ohio. Along the west side
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>>61028921
Ok retard. Last time. How was your birthday? I hope it went well. Would you mind telling me how you spent it?
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>>61028909
It was the year the cubs won, so they turned it blue to celebrate
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>>61028948
Dont call me a retard, it's not nice.
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>>61028953
ah that's neat
it's very attractive
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>>61028946
Oh, nah sorry anon. Try soc maybe or keep ohio posting. You will find one...im sure
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>>61028960
How was your birthday anon? I hope it went well. Would you mind telling me about it? :)
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>tfw no Calabi-Yau manifold bf
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I kind of want to roleplay as the birthday anon and invent a fake party to talk about so that the other anon will finally get an answer
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>>61029040
God. Please....I need something........anything, really
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>>61029040
imagine doing that and instantly getting a reply as well. fuck it, you might as well. you're immediately more successful at being me than i am
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Someone should roleplay over here to liven it up. This waaahfest is depressing, and it worsens my already existing depression.
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>>61029097
Do you know a lot about the Bible? Because I am the second coming, or the antichrist. I dont know which yet.
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I REALLY want to cuddle and maybe cry with a depressed anon right now
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>birthday anon tells me about guys wasting his time
>proceeds to waste my time
Wait, I was the joke the entire time?
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>>61029114
rly? post info anons i will listen to your problemss
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>>61029109
Pfft. That's nothing. I'm not even from this galaxy. I took on a human form to study life on earth and eventually report to my higher ups whether I think the planet should be purged and reset or not.
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>>61029114
Haha thats funny
I was just about to cry in my bed
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>>61029142
No it needs to be physical. I don't want to talk. There's so much pressure with talking. Snuggling is easy and comfy.
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i'm pretty sure i could single handledly erect a giant statue of zeus or something in your midst, noone'd notice. but i whisper into someones ear gently: "i have different opinion" boom massive fucking volcano - to them of course, still wouldnt notice me.
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>>61029168
why post here then? do you think some neighbour of yours will somehow sense that its you and be drawn to you and give you everything you dreamed of?
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>>61029168
If ur close lets snuggle plox
I need to cry
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>>61029186
I guess not. I wasn't really thinking.

>>61029209
Are you in virginia?
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>>61029219
Guess who is crying alone tonite boys
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Im getting sleepy anons.....tired
this semester is almost over, and i will have nothing to do for a few weeks.....i will be in immense pain anons
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>>61029254
wooow. i care as much as anyone here cares about me, not at all. so cry more faggot. fuck off. bastard, cry about it.
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If someone rejects you and they want to stay friends with you, would you stay connected to this person?
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>>61029267
im not crying, im just announcing it anon. chillax
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>>61029280
I did and let me tell you it's not a good idea
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>>61029280
depends. how long were you crushing on them? how long were you friends before you started to develop feelings for them? to me, i would remain friends if we had a friendship that was meaningful before i started to catch feelings. but it is up to you anon
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>>61029291
But I keep removing people and it makes me feel like shit and they keep returning to me saying oh sorry im unsure how i feel and shit.
>>61029294
I am just afraid of ending up with a lot of "friends" who will gradually all get bfs whilst telling me that I will find someone eventually. It makes me wanted to end it.
It's more of a theme than a specific person in my case.
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>you did something cringe again
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>>61029326
well hmm, do you jump the gun? maybe you act too quickly. I dont want to be mean, but if they do this after you show a selfie or something...well yknow what that means. I think you may just be jumping the gun, because if they were denying you for being ugly, you'd know. If it makes you feel better anon, at least you get to talk to people. everyone i add from 4chan ends up ghosting me or we talk once and never again....sadge
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faggots are fucking disgusting btw
kill yourselves
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>>61029352
That happens too but thats not worth mentioning.
I am just very persistent and I usually start getting interested, just a little bit after say a month or 2 of interaction.
But they never are.
So what do I do with this person?
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>>61029374
honestly that's not too bad, but still may be too soon. You added them with the intention of potentially being bfs, right? In that case, then they either: arent ready, or, are not interested anymore. Both are fine, really, being friends is not so bad.
However if you feel that you cannot detach your feelings for this person, then I would advise you to just delete them.

Think back to the other guys, do you still like them? or are you over them? can you lose interest willingly?
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>>61029342
>tfw your whole life is one long regret but you're still too much of a coward to end yourself
I hate this
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>>61029407
No, its very hard for me to remove feels.
It just seems like everyone elses feels are like these convenient thing and even people who are super reclusive still dont have the same issues.
I understand friends are fine but I have too many online friends and sure that is nice, but they arent really friends if you understand me.
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>tfw no bf that's all over me after my shower
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>tfw no bf to shower with
Maybe then I would actually shower
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>>61029480
>they aren't really friends
Exactly how I feel about this kinda stuff usually, anon.
I think in this case you should just unadd them. Having another "friend" you speak to infrequently doesn't help you much. Their names will just sit there and tease you, maybe that is part of the issue as well.
I also sort of feel the same way. I get so excited to add people from here or somewhere else, and then we drift apart after like a day or two. Gotta delete after a week of ghosty behavior, and in this case, when there is no possibility of being frens
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>>61029527
>wet boy hair
God I love it so much, boys look so damn cute with wet hair
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>>61029541
i'd shower with you anon, i don't shower often either. maybe we could clean each other!
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>>61029561
>God I love it so much, boys look so damn cute with wet hair
Y-you too.
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>>61029564
Hell yeah. I'd get those hard to reach spots on your back. You'll be so clean you'll wonder why you ever showered alone to begin with.
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>>61029564
>!
nothing worst in a bf is fake positivity
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>>61029593
Jeez anon, washing my back sure is intimate, I hope you don't have any other ideas while you're back there....

>>61029594
It's not fake positivity, I really am this excited thinking about having a boy to shower with!
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>>61029569
Dont be shy anon, drop the towel and let me smell whatever soap you used
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>>61029625
I'm already dressed, but you can still smell me if you wanted
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>>61029459
I just hate how I manage to convince myself that reaching out to people is a good thing and it always ends the same way, me feeling ashamed because it's fallen flat on my face yet again
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>>61029635
Id mess up your wet hair so I could laugh at it when it dries. A big ol fluffy mess
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>>61029615
you are boring, just go away
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>>61029675
I'll have to mess up your hair too then, even if it's not dry, to keep things fair
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>>61029723
If I style my hair I am extremely protective of it anon, so be warned, messing with my hair warrants more bullying actions
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>tfw no bf to wake up to after a night of blissful love making
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>>61029800
A ~5'10", chubby twink, trilingual, mathematician/physicist bf to wake up to. Preferably feeling their soff tum ^^
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>tfw no uncut bf that I can frequently frot with
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>tfw your life would have been radically different and you probably wouldn't be a neurotic piece of shit with mental issues if you had had a childhood love
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Are there any AZ anons I can purchase a hug from? Maybe an hour of holding hands or cuddling? You'll be well compensated, I assure you.
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>>61029543
I suppose so.
Just sucks when all my investments in people give me absolutely nothing.
Thanks for hearing me out, anon.
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>>61029949
Hey dude it's alright. No problem, I hope everything pans out well for you.
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Someone post the tag map link
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>>61009237
fuck fuck fuck please pick me
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>tfw no bf that will make the new thread here pretty soon
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>tfw no friend that I can practice giving massages to in preparation for my fbf
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>>61030184
We'll have to wait for a few more posts first anon, you know the rules.
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I feel so fucking bad whenever I see any couple now, straight or whatever. I even feel bad when I see friends hanging out

why do I have to be alone? why do I have to lead such a nothing life?
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I wish I knew what was wrong with me
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>>61031377
Why do you think somethings wrong with you anon?
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>>61031397
Because I feel hollow, empty and sad and nothing sounds enjoyable to me right now. Another weekend goes by with me having accomplished nothing. I don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know why I feel this way.
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>>61021748
I wish I was a janny on this site so I could rid all of these faggot threads like tranny grooming cock lusting "take the cock pill anon" threads you fags are cancer and need to get off of 4chan you guys don't belong here or anywhere no one wants to see you guys congregate and be a bunch of fairy dust sniffing faggots
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>>61031405
>don't know what's wrong with me. I don't know why I feel this way.
Sounds like you're depressed
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>tfw no prisongay bf that doesn't use punctuation
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Hey loves, new thread is up
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>>61031522
>Hey loves, new thread is up
Thank you, love.



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