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cheeky op deleted his thread edition
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>>61027436
>op deleted his thread
why would he do such a thing?
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>>61027491
hell my constantine friend. yeah city of demons is what i meant earlier, let me know if the stuff in arrow and legends etc is worth a watch with him in
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>tfw the last thread got buried in the mudflood
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>Last thread got buried by the mud flood
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what if personality was the gimmick? lol!
epic british feel
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brb gonna wank to victoria bateman drivel with her minge showing
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Any /drinkypoos/ man in?
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>>61027675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWIiKYloOA
yes what
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>>61027615
oh shut up you miserable sod
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>>61027696
kek hes a proper little sulker isnt he?
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>>61027687
Tap us a fag chum xo
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>I can see the mud rising!
>Can you carry me to higher ground?
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Seetheanon is a mud flood denier
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>>61027530
LOT eps are alright so far. Show feels pretty 'light' and goofy (and gay in the literal sense). His character is basically the same, for some reason l'm actually surprised they let him smoke. No Chaz/Zed/angel guy mentioned but it's time travel so fuck it.
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imagine if the mud flood never happened though, we'd all be slightly lower down, what a terrible fate
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>>61027807
What the hecc is mud flood?
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did mud floods kill the dinosaurs?
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>>61027860
it's another cringe gimmick spammed by the usual unfunny suspects
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>>61027911
i suppose so, why else would they always find dinosaur bones under mud? theyd find them all on the surface if the mud flood didnt happen
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>sulkanon HATES the mud flood
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>Council keep pestering me to pay council tax
I cant fucking afford it we're all poor you wankers!
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>>61027935
Where did it come from? Sounds like a /tv/ meme
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might install saints row:the third again for a laugh
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>>61027995
Mate pay it or at least phone them and pretend you're planning on paying it, those fuckers will arrest your wages and all sorts, they don't mess about
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>>61027436
oi mates are we stalking any knickers? i got some boomy-woomies and some sharpy-pokies ready to send those shit-eaters back across the channel to where they came from.
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>>61028110
>knickers
phwoar
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Another sick night falling deeper and deeper into the abyss haha
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>>61028395
keep thinking this is simon pegg
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>>61028478
Iys his character from worlds end dam Andreas
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thus begins my arduous journey home from my girlfriend's
meeting up again tomorrow
spent waaaayy too much today but also coomed inside her so it's whatever
what are the late night crew up to?
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https://youtu.be/N-NAvuNXYEU

mental what abit of fame does to people
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>>61028535
>what are the late night crew up to?
nothing. might stick the wrestling on and mong out to it until I am tired enough to sleep
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Lads, my face is looking fine, but it feels like half my face is drooping.
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>>61028627
Stop sniffing subutex, you creature.
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>>61028573
enjoy mate
btw today some middle aged woman literally stared right at my face while walking towards me
I said to my gf "wtf was that" and she was like "oh that woman? probably because your handsome"
was weird as fuck but I'm assuming she was just a mentalist like everyone in fucking london is
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good night friends, back to the sleep zone
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>>61028713
>but I'm assuming she was just a mentalist like everyone in fucking london
London is strange
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Anyone watching UFC?
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feeling a bit too bleeeeh lads
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Went for a quick nightwalk, beautiful night very clear.
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>>61029183
Lovely photo of Orion's dick. Thanks lad
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>>61029183
lovely looking picture lad, i miss my nightwalks
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I get the feeling I missed some epic seething or something
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>>61029343
sulkanon was chucking a wobbly at the great mud flood before, thats about it
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>>61029353
Erm ... yeah ok I won't ask any more, probably glad I missed it
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Things I shouldn't do: Have another beer. Things I'm about to do..
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>>61027436
K KI LIKI LLL ALL FUCKING TRANNIIES YOU NEVER A WOMEN ANYMORE
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>>61027436
Wait a minute, it'ts called /britfeel/ for something right? How many losers are there in London?
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Looks like it's abstract seething night
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>>61029500
Death to trannies tbph
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Very cheeky early morning Baldrew is a nonce post.
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Can't seem to focus on anything recently. Keep saying "I'll watch this show" or something like that, then 3 hours have passed and I've done fuck all.
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>>61030338
>Can't seem to focus on anything recently. Keep saying "I'll watch this show" or something like that, then 3 hours have passed and I've done fuck all.

that's my life for the past few years
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It's 7:35am and I'm thinking of the lovely Tilde
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>>61031869
Will she ever come back to /britfeel/?
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ALL WOMEN ARE ADULTEROUS ROASTIE SLUTWHORES
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Woke up
Been sick and had breakfast
Now at work
Yep good morning britfeel
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>>61032027
So chumba yet such a delicate chin
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>>61031969
>Will she ever come back to /britfeel/?

Sadly I don't think so. I would like to hold hands with her and join her in escaping britfeel
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>>61030338
>Can't seem to focus on anything recently
Except watching tv for 3 hours?
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>Ebin coming back to the Eddie Stobart depot in Selby, then driving home in his Chad Ford focus titanium before setting off for an evening stroll down the beach with Tilde. They walk silently but Tilde, with earphones innoccasionally mumbles in Romanian, in repetition of what's being played on the 'Advanced Romanian' audio course
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cheeky little anon is a good lad post
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*walks into the thread dressed as goldust and heads to the breakfast buffet*
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Me coming home from a particularly heavy session at the gym to bulk on Greggs pasties, sandwiches and treats Tilde bought reduced
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At the end of the day Mayuri is a nonce.
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>Just had a call with Aer Lingus Customer Services to rebook my flight
>Work has me flying back and fourth from London to Dublin several times a month because I work in material acquisitions
>Cheekily ask the girl who books the flights put my personal AerClub number in on my bookings
>Now up to Concierge status for fuck all
>The ticket I booked was economy and i booked it in april
>The girl on the phone offered to bump me up to business class on my rebooked flight
>luverly! I'll take that!

It's been a good morning lads.
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At the end of the day Congo George is a bloody sound bloke
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>>61032761
>>Work has me flying back and fourth from London to Dublin several times a month because I work in material acquisitions
*rattles larp jar*
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*let's madame Tilde win a round at tekken with her Leo*
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>>61032784
>*rattles larp jar*
*rattles your mums tits*
It's ok to admit you still live with mummy wummy lad, how many tendies did she cook you last night? Did she mix salt and pepper with mayo and tomato sauce like you like?
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>tfe the sewers beneath Shrewsbury contain so much vomit that the stench of body parts is concealed
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At the end of the day Mayuri is a chad
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>>61032807
I know your story is probably legit lad, did sound a bit unusual though. What sort of stuff are you acquiring in Dublin
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>>61032784
Erm, lad, I fly from Gibraltar to London twice a month for meetings. They cost 20 bongs. Am I a liar too?
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*waves at everyone*
Morning.
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>>61032834
>Am I a liar too?

Until proof is provided, yes.
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>>61032840
And s good morning to you. What's the plan for today then?
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>>61032855
Going up to my sisters to do some painting ( I hate painting). You doing anything?
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>give my number to a company
>start getting scam bank texts and telemarketing calls
Mad how they can get away with this. Selling details to literal criminals and scammers.
There's literally nothing you can do about it either, who are you meant to report it to? Even if there was some organisation to report it to, what are they going to do? The company accused of selling details will simply deny it.
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>>61032830
We dont acquire anything from Dublin, but our suppliers and brokers operate out of Dublin. We go there basically out of respect because they give us dirty cheap prices on steel they get from China and Australia. We dont deal with steel merchants directly because they fuck anybody who isn't in the trade.

Hows this for a giggle. My company put me on a Chinese course for a year with the OU, pimsleur, and weekly practice sessions with an online tutor (which was a Chinese lad studying here) to see if it was worth us trying to negotiate directly with foreign suppliers and lol, it was proof that just because you speak the language doesn't mean you understand people. They tried to rake us over the coals and in the end the steel sample they sent us was so impure and shite we ended up scrapping the idea and sticking with our Irish brokers.
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>>61032871
Food shopping and pumping the tires up on my scooter
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>>61032894
Do you take the scooter shopping? Is it 1 of those electric ones?
Was it you got it the other week/month?
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Might get a fancy leather recliner with heated and massage pads with the black friday, worth a buy?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Leather-Recliner-Armchair-Massage-Rocking/dp/B00GJKKTBA/
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>>61032904
It's a motorscooter like a small kind of motorbike I've had it for just over a year
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>>61032916
>/a8EGXn6tw41FVaPdfryoow==/
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Stop avatarposting, faggot
>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/a8EGXn6tw41FVaPdfryoow/
Poor little babby lives with his boomer parents and they let him starve :((((
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>>61032945
Added to my list, ta lad.
>>61032945
>>61032945
#britfeel_maymay_shite
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>>61032945
Keep going like this and a thread will be no more than 10 posts long for you
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https://youtu.be/p8M_BDnchPM

Anyone falling down the great mud flood rabbithole?
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>>61032966
Only 1 filtered post this thread and that's the avatarfag's image
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>>61032981
One post this thread, a few more next thread then on and on until there's nothing much left
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>>61032970
>Rabbithole
The rabbit used to be on solid ground before the mudflood
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>>61032945
I thought it looked like one of the real monsters from nicklodeon from the 90s taking a bath from the thumbnail.

Though the kids here probably dont remember that show, they're still on boobahs
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>>61032996
Can I get a tldr on mud flood please
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How the fuck is sold down the river offensive? I thought that came from texas hold em. The last community card is called the river, and I thought it was from that. Waiting on 1 card and don't get it.
Is it to do with slaves?
Seen nitty gritty is also "racist". Wtf?
>>61033005
Ebins new gimmick.
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>>61032995
The rest of the thread is left, mong boy
If you don't want to be filtered then stop being an avatarfag and move out of your childhood bedroom. You're 31 pal, sort it out
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>>61032996
>Tfw the rabbithole has 5 floors hidden under street level
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>>61033014
>childhood bedroom
Not him but, fuck off you spamming cunt.
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>>61033014
Learning to deal with things you don't like is all part of growing up
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>>61032879
I wonder what the secret is with your irish supplier, how can they get quality steel whereas Chang fucks everyone else over
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>>61033022
>simping for an avatarfag and fellow childhood bedroom poster
lmao
>>61033027
Learn how to use a filter then and maybe you too can grow up and move out of your childhood bedroom
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The great filterlad, saved /britfeel/.
Lad, you're as cancerous. Everything out apart from your gimmicks eh.
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>>61033031
>not girlfriend
what did she mean by this?
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>>61033033
I don't need a filter I can deal with people who annoy me it's a basic life skill mate. What are you going to do IRL theres no filter out there
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>>61033052
Meiyou would have been better actually
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The great mud filter buried half of britfeel
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ugh
mum is covid karen who literally believes that the govt didn't do anything wrong in their handling of the pandemic and that we have to stop the virus no matter what, and that long covid is an actual risk. who cares if people an hero or die from cancer because they were denied treatment, gotta stop that china flu bros
made the mistake of asking her if she was comfortable with me going out with this qt (didn't know if i was gonna put her at risk of something) and she fucking lost it
now i'm horny and pissed off. worst part is this girl is probably gonna ghost me at the last minute and stop talking to me afterwards, which means that i got into an argument with my mum for no reason
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>>61032827
>chad

Chads can get women their own age. They don't prey on young trannies of a questionable age on the internet.
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>>61033051
The avatarfag posted his avatar image and he got filtered. Avatarfagging is not a gimmick.
Great mud flood is a gimmick
>>61033054
Then why are you so angry at filterchads? You claim you know how to deal with people who annoy you yet here you are seething at someone who has annoyed you.
If you don't want to see my posts you can filter them :^)
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>tfw the London Underground was once a normal railway
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>>61033095
What do you mean by "normal railway" lad?
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>>61033113
not underground
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>>61033094
Why do you think I'm mad and don't just say "its obvious " because I wouldn't be asking if it was I'd like an example please
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>>61033113
At ground level
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>>61033031
https://vocaroo.com/1hGzf5z4dPRx
Good, but what you have is bu nu pengyou or "no girlfriend"
what you're wanting is closer to "the feeling of no girlfriend." listen and repeat.
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>tfw /britfeel/ uncensored, unfiltered & exposed chad
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>>61033090
Chads also get prime teenage girls wanting them.
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>It's crying because it's getting no (you)s for its spam posts.

Sign of the times mate. Filter gangs done you in. takes you 20 seconds to resave images to change the MD5 and post them but only one second to add that to the image filter. and i bet it really gets under your skin that you have to swap letters around to try and avoid the filter gangs filters too. I bet you seethe at the lack of replies.

Better swap your spam for actual content or else you'll never get a single (you) ever again. Your time is up lad.
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how would he know if anyone is crying if he wasn't still looking at their posts? rent free
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>>61033272
This is a VERY good question lad
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>>61033247
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Good morning lads, how is everyone today?
Feel zoned out like this isn't the time line I'm from. Bloody hungry too.
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>>61027436
Had flu vaccination for the first time yesterday due to work. Have been up all night violently shivering, mega dehydrated now. Might as well have caught the flu, what a joke.
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>>61033572
>30mph over the speed limit
>No wipers on, raining hard
>No lights on
I feel like a moldovan lorry driver.
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A pity. I almost got her up to double the speed limit but then road works cut the fun short.
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fucking based mp
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a very rainy autumn this year
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Why the catalog on this board just chock full of wronguns lads? It's all mega gay stuff.
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>>61033929
That is pretty fucking based ngl.
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>>61034073
britfeel is a bastion of christian morals amongst 4chan
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>>61034073
Insharlar Infuddal. I reckon its them American 1% jews enablin t'transitvestites an t'kiddie fiddlers an t'gaybois lad. fook.
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>gets food out of the oven and leaves it for 10+ minutes because it's "too hot"
>it's almost cold by the time we eat

>leaves the oven door open after
>always tripping over it
>still won't just shut the oven door for ages

These are the reasons I do not like going to mummy's for tea
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>>61034188
Why aren't you cooking tea for you mummy by now lad? I banged this out for mum and dad. Steak, peas and butter roast potatoes. not pictured, and a stoneware pan of brussel sprouts, parsnips, yorkshire puds and some gravy. Only takes 40 minutes and it's better than whatever bollocks they'd feed themselves at home.
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I've mentioned a couple of times on here this house share I'm doing next year with my mate and 4 girls who I'm friends with, we were drinking last night, I wasn't too bad, had no intentions of getting drunk, anyway, one of the girls I'm friends with says to me ''x wants to shag you'' and I said I don't believe her to which she replied ''shes really into you'' and I told her that I'm not interested because I'm not shagging anyone I'm living with it's a bad idea and she then backtracked and said she was only joking, this happened again later in the night with the same girl, made my point clear again, anyway I would have thought nothing of it after that but then when we were sat in one of their rooms everyone was chatting to whoever, there were quite a few of us in there and the girl in question was talking to my mate and looked at me and said ''anons really fine''. Dunno what to make of this lads I refuse to shag someone I'm living with, this house means too much to me, don't want to live in student accommodation.

Also, unrelated, I've not really got any assingment work, I've got a couple of practical exams next week but I don't think I can really prepare for them apart from read past protocols I've done but they've all gone alright before, I can't shake this feeling of anxiety, if I had something to do I think I'd feel better, feel like theres something I'm supposed to do but not doing, proper stressing me out.
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>>61034335
*Yawn* student bollocks. TL;DR " ;_; lads a girl wants to shag me but she lives with me! Wat do!"

Fuck off. That's what you do.
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>gas man downstairs
>want a poo and a shower
hurry up fella
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>>61034365
alri lad because you're very interesting, tell me, what are the latest personalities up to?
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>>61034335
*Rattles LARP jar*
Cmon. thats a quid.
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>>61034188
Mummies are efficient shes using that heat from the oven to keep the house warm.

Forgot it was Sunday. Going to make boiled sausages, mashed taters with pepper, butter and milk, and mixed veg with gravy made from the veg water and bisto. I'm getting a new phone today (xperia l4) so am a bit hyper, had my old phone for 6 years (poorfag).
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>>61034234
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>>61034384
how am I meant to prove it lad
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>>61034335
Why refuse to shag someone you will be living with?
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not really enjoying the campaign of the new COD game lads, i've no misconceptions about these games desu but i was hoping for more of a mindless shooter rather than sneaky shit
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>>61034335
I'm shagging my flatmate even though she has a bf. We never talk about it as it's just a convenience thing.
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>>61034335
>I refuse to shag someone I'm living with
m8 stop being a faggot all your life
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>>61034498
>>61034474
>>61034460

is it not a bad idea? I have to live with this person if it turns awkward, the phrase dont shit where you eat comes to mind, could turn out alright, could be messy
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>>61034536
if she's hot yes, if not don't bother it's not worth it lad
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quite bored so im going for a walk in the park for a bit.
Bye bye lads
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its been a productive day so far i got the shopping in send of a birthday card did some washing and now im relaxing with a whisky
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it's sexy slag sunday
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>>61034678
It sure is. Lookit them tig bittays.
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>>61034678
milkers
>>61034673
byebye lad
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>Give this tinder a go
>All women my age have better careers, complete slags with every pic in a club or a beach
>they all want "adventure, hiking, fitness"

>Have an idea
>Set Tinder to show me only 35+ women
>thinking get nothing but mature slampigs looking for a shag
>it's all just single mothers with 3 young children
>"not looking to play any games, my kids come first if you dont respect then leave"
>"Must drive, be at least 6ft and have his shit together"

Wasn't supposed to be this way, lads.
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10 stone lifter here
surprised I'm not hungover, drank a bottle of soju and a bottle of wine last night
meeting up with my gf again tonight
what's everyone up to today?
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>>61034747
Get on Grindr lad. The lads are far fess fussy on there.
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drinking and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2VAiC5HIs
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>>61034753
*rattles larp jar*

Quid in the jar, little guy.
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>>61034747
Worst imo are the absolute slags who are
>teachers
>mental health nurses
>doctors
Does not fill me with hope for the future desu

I also dislike the women who have children and say things like "i'm looking to settle down", they already have and fucked it up, maybe they should have kept their legs closed for a bit longer
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>>61034857
How do you know they are slags lad?
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>>61034857
yeah literally about 80% of them are NHS or schools. Seen one was a psychotherapist all her pictures are in bed, face down with her arse in the air.
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Cooor twish Brie Larson would pierce my bollocks with those giantess heels
Make me impotent
Yeah
Work is shite
Working with the autistic aspburger girl
She does fuck all work is rude to colleagues and customers but just because her dad buys from the business managers are to afraid to fire her
Cucks
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anyone here got a PS5? I have an unboxed PS5 and a 3D Pulse Headset which I opened, also Demon's Souls unopened
I really, really regret buying it since DeS is a massive disappointment, and I don't give a shit about Ratchet, Horizon, GoW 2
I plan on waiting until Dec 10 for TGA and seeing if there's any exclusive announcements that'll make it worth keeping until I unbox it
will I get a good resale price around that date? it's going for about 800 quid now which is twice what I paid
should I wait later until Christmas or what?
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>>61034934
>800 quid now which is twice what I paid
Sell it then lad
You can buy another in the future if you want
I would say the massive resale price will be gone soon when more stock is released closer to christmas so you can either sell it now for a profit or keep it and sell it in the future for less than you paid for it
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Just want to get fucked up all the time lads, why live
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>>61034934
just resell it and buy the ps5 Pro when it inevitably comes out for a fraction of the cost, and by then all the big games are out you can play them all at once.
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>>61034934
i'd probably sell it now lad price will go down when more stock comes out id imagine
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>>61034956
to get fucked up no
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>>61034954
>>61034979
>>61034980
thanks lads, will set it now; eBay or marketplace? eBay I'll have to likely ship it unless a local buys it, but I'm more protected, marketplace I get cash in hand but more likely to get robbed
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Being a wagie really makes me strongly contempIate suicide on a daily basis. I just can't hack it.
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nice walk there. Might make a sandwich in about an hour
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>>61034997
You're not any happier as a neet rolling out of bed at 7pm straight onto the computer to dull your brain with porn and computers games. With all the time in the world so you just do nothing of real value instead and days just blur into months and months into years.

The only thing progressing is your depraved taste in porn and your loathing for everyone and everything.

Makes getting up at 9am and doing a bit of shit work not so bad.
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>>61034996
Honestly mate you're more likely to get "robbed" selling it on ebay. You can't control who buys it and chances are the first person to buy it will be a scammer who's just going to say it didn't arrive or it arrived broken and get a refund.
On facebook marketplace you can choose who you reply to if you're that paranoid, you get cash or bank transfer. You need to stop being such a pussy desu, nobody is going to rob you on facebook marketplace. And who is going to be buying a ps5 for 800 quid? Probably a drug dealer lad, so don't be afraid of the "chavs" who reply to you, they want a ps5 and you want cash, it's a simple transaction, you don't need to like them and you don't need to spend more than a couple of minutes in their company.
Compared to ebay, who is going to buy a ps5 for 800 quid? Paki scammers or middle class teenagers (just as bad for ebay refund scams)
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>>61035003
go anywhere special m8?
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>>61035022
>getting up at 9am
Lazy bastard desu
I'm NEET and I get up at between 4am and 6am every day
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>>61035022
The trick to being a happy neet is to have a healthy schedule and some hobbies

I've been neet for 6 years and honestly love it
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>>61035029
I guess, but with eBay I'd do collection only and cash in hand
I'll probably do marketplace then lad, fuck it
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>tfw every time I have sex I always come home and drop hints to my brother about it to make him seethe and feel like an incel
it's probably somewhat morally wrong to cause emotional harm but God it feels good knowing he's seething inside
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'I believe in objective fact; I am not a post modernist. However, our theories about reality are all descriptions that we base on our observations; just as in physics you can use the mathematics of Isaac Newton to describe gravitational force, you can also use the mathematical descriptions of Lagrange to get the same result. You can improve on both with Einstein's description of gravity as curved space time (General Relativity) which gives a more accurate description and is better at predicting things (like the orbit of Mercury). Newton's description of gravity was 'correct' but only accurately described things up to a point. A new theory was needed.

In reality, we're not really discovering explanations in physics we are inventing descriptions or models which we can use to predict physical phenomena. This is good and fine and useful but it is different really to finding objective truth.

Similarly, with philosophy and religion, like physics, we must find useful descriptions and models through which to usefully understand and predict human experience. Christianity has failed the empirical test and a new theory must be developed or at least our understanding/description/model of God must change.

The example of scientific models to talk about what theories are. Descriptions not explanation, with varying predictive power. Similarly, we should understand religion as a description not explanations.

The relevant question we are dealing with is 'what can we do with human feeling and how can we understand it.'

We deal with feelings of morality, of justice, of a sense of right and wrong. We deal with feelings of fear of aging and death, a fear of mortality. Fear of suffering. We deal with lust and and desire for power and to hurt one another at the same time. The question is how we deal with such feelings.'
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Jobcentre trying to get me to sign up to normiebook to do some networking in order to increase my chances of getting a job

Told them I didn't want to cos of privacy concerns

Can they make me?
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'The question of 'what is the purpose of feelings' is another question entirely. The relevant question we are dealing with is 'what can we do with human feeling and how can we understand it.'

We deal with feelings of morality, of justice, of a sense of right and wrong. We deal with feelings of fear of aging and death, a fear of mortality. Fear of suffering. We deal with lust and and desire for power and to hurt one another at the same time. The question is how we deal with such feelings.

Religion is a way of tying all these feelings up into a beautiful description e.g. with Christianity: a sense of morality comes from God and is clearly laid out in these commandments; you humans are incapable of following these commandments and have failed; death in this imperfect world full of suffering is a punishment; there is hope because the most perfect human to have ever existed (who is also God made flesh) came to Earth to suffer for your sins and be punished in your place. Accept him as your saviour and live according to his teachings and the teachings of his apostles and you will have eternal life (no more death and suffering).

This description and solution to human fear and anxiety worked well for a long time but it has now become untenable and unfit for purpose. We know a lot more about the universe and about the mind now and about history. Our lives are more comfortable and filled with far less suffering than our ancestors as well (this is a major reason for a decline in religiosity).
Buddhism had another description and solution to the human condition. The question is which one works better more than which one is 'true' exactly.'
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>>61034997
What do you do for a job lad? How long have you done it for and how long have you been working in general?
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>>61035083
>>61035097
I'm going to read these walls of text and tldr it for other anons
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>>61035091
what a joke
universal basic income
we dont need jobs getting people jobs
this is ridiculous
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>>61035091
No the job centre cannot force you to sign up to Facebook.
What a load of bollocks anyway. Having 28 friends on Facebook won't help you get a job.
Think they are bullying you lad.
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>>61035109
Administration, data entry and general office work. Done it for about 3 years even though I don't enjoy that much its all I have on my CV
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>>61035114
OK the jist of it is

>Science is discovering more over time but still doesn't have a complete explanation of reality yet

>Religion is becoming redundant over time as life is more comfortable
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>>61035135
I'd look for something else then lad, if you've been at the same job for three years you'll look like a far more worthy investment to employers than people with lots of jobs that haven't even gone further than three months.
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>>61035135
can you not just listen to podcasts and shit while doing that?

Surely you're working from home atm anyway no?
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I signed up to Facebook in 2009 and used it for about 6 months.
Still to this day I cannot delete my fucking account, only deactivate it
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>>61035165
Lost access to my childhood/highschool account years ago, I have no way to delete it and it's a constant log of how much of a cringey fooker I was.
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Leg-ends of Gaymorrow
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>>61035034
walked around the block
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Got mad beef with Tarquin, mad Rupert and Cecil.
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>>61035153
>can you not just listen to podcasts
That's precisely how I lost my last job
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whats the best type of metal and why is it black metal?
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today l am mostly full of sadness and regret
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>>61035338
>RRRRAAAARARRARARRR
>UUUNSGXNHCJSSASAKAKAKAAAAAAAA
>AAAAARARRARRRRRRGGGHGGGHHH SATAN IS LORD AFRRGTHNJJJJHGFGGGGGGGGHGH
truest art form
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Cheeky Rachel post for de lads
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>>61035358
what's got ya down lad
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>>61035338
No metal. Metal is shit and for beta fags.
Alpha males listen to hip hop and edm with hot sluts.
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>>61035378
>hiphop and edm
So what made you want to leave the US and come to Britain lad?
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>>61035378
this.
metal is the music version of anime, it's generally enjoyed by autists and weirdos
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>>61035375
l have not had as much sex as l could have had
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>>61035137
Almost. Christianity is becoming redundant for a number of reasons, including the fact that it no longer accurately describes human experience due to the increasing explanatory power of our scientific models.

The point is really about the nature of truth itself. We have descriptions; not explanations.
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>>61027436
Does she fuck young white muscle Chads on the side?
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>when he pronounces Beta are 'beeta' instead of 'beyta'.
>when he complains about americanisms
>when he dislikes the americanisation of british culture
>when he like metal or hard classic rock
>when he doesn't just lift weights and watch love island
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>>61035445
Definitely. Most Asian women Iove BBC ( Big British Cock)
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>>61035445
>Does she fuck young white muscle Chads on the side?
No. She has submissive twink white boys she keeps in chastity cages in her harem dungeon under Downing Street.
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>>61035372
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHES A SECRET TOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DISAVOW DISAVOW DISAVOW
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>>61035445
mummy priti already has a chad hubby
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>>61035485
he looks a bit like shippy
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>>61035485
in awe of the size of this lad.origi
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>>61035485
>this is a 10/10 man in England.
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>>61035485
Would you eat mummy prit out whilst locked in a cock cage whilst she called you filthy labour voting white working class scum?
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>>61035555
>Would you eat mummy prit out whilst locked in a cock cage whilst she called you filthy labour voting white working class scum?
This was definitely typed out by virgin hands.
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>>61035567
No lad. Fucked a prozzie before. I like femdom porn. I also hate myself.
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She prolly still has the unpleasant dark brown paki privates tho.
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>>61035555
No yes

Nice quads lad
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>>61035579
>No lad. Fucked a prozzie before.
you're still a virgin
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Set alarm to get up at 12:00 wake up a 14:45. Now I'm going to be fucked tomorrow getting up at 9:00.
How am I supposed to get into a routine when every weekend this same shit happens.
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>>61035584
You seen many lad? I imagine muslims would be pretty difficult to pull less they incur the wrath of their community and get murdered or married off to a cousin.
Indian hindu chicks seem to like BWC tho.
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>>61035601
No woman will ever have sex with me of her own desire for anything other than money. I have accepted this and dealt with it.
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>>61035603
Up til 3am wanking again lad?
Go to bed early tonight.
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>>61035603
Do something to tire yourself out and go to bed earlier, when in bed stop using things that produce artificial light eg phones, laptops and read instead. Helps get your brain to switch off for sleep.
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>>61035605
u can see naked pakis quite easily online m8 it's not not pleasant to do so.

Ive seen a few american poo in loos with pornhub channels even where they do the whole BWC thing.

They have hairy arms, tummy's and the area above their arses and everything is tinted dark brown.
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>>61035614
You simply can't be bothered putting the effort in to change.
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>>61035631
what you probably saw was latinas larping as muslims and indians
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>>61035641
>You simply can't be bothered putting the effort in to change.
Yeah tbqh. I would rather be happy than try to be something I am not tbqh. Also sex with prozzies is fun.
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How many times a week does your average couple have sex?
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>>61035650
>I would rather be happy than try to be something I am not tbqh
what does this even mean. you are what you make yourself. successful people don't magically become that way, they try.
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>>61035667
>what does this even mean. you are what you make yourself. successful people don't magically become that way, they try.
Don't be a retard. I mean that being charismatic and socialising is boring and shit and I don't want to pretend to enjoy socialising and talking to other people when I hate it. I tried it and I hated it.

I happy doing what i am doing and shit posting on 4chan.
When you grow you will realise that this is the best way. Discard your desires and live simply.
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>>61035485
>chad hubby
No she's definitely seeing some young roided guy on the side
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>>61035688
>mean that being charismatic and socialising is boring and shit and I don't want to pretend to enjoy socialising and talking to other people when I hate it
you probably suffer from anxiety. if you hated talking to people, then you wouldn't use 4chan.
>I happy doing what i am doing and shit posting on 4chan.
>When you grow you will realise that this is the best way. Discard your desires and live simply.
the ironic thing is that this is the childish take. you will eventually get bored of sitting inside and crave real socialisation. humans are not meant to sit inside all day, you will become depressed and suicidal if you're not already.
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>>61035688
Based wizardcel has dubs.
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>>61035738
>the ironic thing is that this is the childish take. you will eventually get bored of sitting inside and crave real socialisation. humans are not meant to sit inside all day, you will become depressed and suicidal if you're not already.
I am 26 and I go to work at a desk each day and talk to coworkers about work. That is enough for me. I have been doing this for a long time now lad. I am happy now.

Deal with it faggot.
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>>61035752
>I am happy now.
you previously said you hate yourself. a happy person would not hate themselves
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>>61035769
Wrong. I truly happy person experiences ego death and hates themselves, their own ego. I know that I am worthless scum deserving of being shot in the back of the head. But I am getting away with living and right now I am grateful for eating ice cream right now.

That's all.
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>>61035799
>ice cream
What flavour?
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>>61035807
Haagen Daz caramel. I want to eat so much I get a sugar diabetes overdose and die. Then nobody will ever make fun of me for having only slept with a prostitute or for fucking up my life.
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>>61035819
Nice. lf you stay alive you can eat more ice cream so think about doing that instead
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>>61035799
>I truly happy person experiences ego death and hates themselves, their own ego. I know that I am worthless scum deserving of being shot in the back of the head
that isn't ego death. someone with ego death would understand that the pressures of society are a projection, therefore a delusion, making it so you don't feel pressure from anyone. you don't have ego death at all.
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Is a man whose only time having sex was with a prostitute at the age of 25 irredemable scum? Should he even be allowed to call himself a man? Should he just an hero or let real men kick the shit out of him until he dies?
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>>61035851
>someone with ego death would understand that the pressures of society are a projection, therefore a delusion, making it so you don't feel pressure from anyone
That's exactly how I feel you dumb fuck. I don't feel the pressure to have sex from society now. I don't give a fuck.
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Should a man who lost his virginity to a prostitute in Leeds at the age of 25 just punch himself in the face until he has brain damage and has to be carted off to the hospital to die of a brain haemorrage?
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>>61034747
I was going to write you this massive tinder experience but I think I could sum it up in a greentext better

>Out of the dating game a long time
>Find a qt on OKC
>Visit her, turns out I'd been sort of catfished as she was wheelchair bound
>Doesn't matter, after an epic dry spell any hole's a goal
>She remarks on how she thought I'd pull a 180 as soon as I saw the chair, told her it didn't bother me
>We made short work of the charcuterie board and wine bottles she'd laid out and what started out as a sip every 5-6 minutes turned into her slurping it like it was a bottle of panda pop
>As she night got on, she got looser and raunchier, until we got on the subject of fetishes and I cracked a bullseye on her number 1 fetish, creampies, turns out she'd never had one but she desperately wanted one and being in her mid 30s I figured this was more to do with her bio clock that it was anything else. But figured I'd never get an opening like this again
>Decide to go for it and kiss her, start moving my hand hands down her back, start kissing her neck
>This got her feral and she started pulling my shirt out of my trousers and unbuckling my belt etc, she was full on going for it
>Pick her up and take her to the bedroom, put her on the bed, switch the lamp on
>She unzips her dress and I pull it up, strip her completely nude and kick my gear off too
>To her credit she looked absolutely marvellous whereas I felt a bit like someone had trod on a block of spam.
>Get back on top of her and start kissing her neck more, hear her heavy breathing and her little heart going a mile a minute
>She grabs my cock and pants "Just like this, i want it just like this"
>Oblige and plunge it in, start fucking her brains out fast and slow, didnt know why I was worried, it was just like riding a bike. achieve a respectable 10 minutes before she tells me she's close and to not stop
>go hard, came buckets inside her, and that sent her into a fit of orgasms.

Sometimes it just works out right
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I considering castration lads. I don't deserve to be a man anymore. I'll just cut my balls off and bleed out in the gutter.
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>>61035868
>. I don't feel the pressure to have sex from society now
you keep contradicting yourself, calling me a dumbfuck isn't the response of someone with ego death. you're seething
>I know that I am worthless scum deserving of being shot in the back of the head
these are also not how someone with ego death would feel. you do give a fuck, you hate yourself. someone with ego death would not feel hatred towards the self because they would recognize it's a delusion.
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>>61035905
>>I know that I am worthless scum deserving of being shot in the back of the head
THat wasn't me you retarded fuck. I bet you wank to loli you fucking mong. kek.
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>>61035905
Who gives a fuck lad. THis is just some trolling on a pony furry forum.
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>>61035916
>THat wasn't me you retarded fuck. I bet you wank to loli you fucking mong
sounds like you are losing the plot now
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>>61035905
I love myself you cunt. I have shagged tonnes of girls. You keep replying to different people. Learn to read and follow a conversation you fucking freak.
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>>61035932
sounds like you are losing grip on reality now. kys cuck.
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>>61035934
nah, you are lying because you made a tit of yourself and now trying to play it off as a troll.
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>>61035664
Twice a day and usually more at the weekend depending on our schedules and when she on her period.
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>>61035958
>nah, you are lying because you made a tit of yourself and now trying to play it off as a troll.
How did I make a tit of myself? You asked me how I felt and I told you. It's not my problem if you don't get it. I don't care.
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>>61035959
>Twice a day
well, thats a fucking lie. 2 quid in the LARP jar. The only proof I'll accept is spaff on your wifes fanny with a thumbs up in shot.
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Can't believe two girls have found me attractive enough to let me cum inside their body multiple times
Something to think about when sad I guess
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>>61035649
Nadia Ali is a genuine Paki. Lovely arse on her
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>>61035966
>How did I make a tit of myself?
You have become so mad that you're pretending to be multiple people, telling me to kys. you deserve to be a virgin and I'm glad you will die without experiencing love from a female

that is all.
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>>61035994
Why lad? I'm a chill guy with family. You started these accusations and I took your for a ride. You don't like being told to fuck off and kys then don't start shit.

Retard.
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>>61035994
He's done you lad.
I'd leave the chat if I were you.
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>>61035994
brutal but deserved
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15 hours in an only half way through the thread, dire.
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Got beef with the chaps in Windsor
Got beef with the chaps in Cotswolds
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>>61035886
I suspect this is one of your niche porn fetishes rather than an actual even that happened IRL
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>>61036032
Who did who in?
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>>61035974
It is a healthy part of our daily lives that incels like yourself obviously can't comprehend.
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>>61036048
you suspect wrong lad.
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>>61036045
Don't think any of them give a toss about you
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y bully autist virgins or a forum devoted mostly to autist virgins?
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>>61036061
because the autist virgins are vindictive vitriolic little shits who deserve to be bullied
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>>61036032
no he didn't. I got him to admit he is a virgin that shags prozzies, then I got him coping he has ego death, finally I had him pretending to be multiple people.
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>>61036070
What about if you are a good Christian who is saving himself for marriage?
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Alina has a body count of at least 30 according to /soc/
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>>61036048
>mid 30s
>never been creampied
Surprised even for a disabled woman. No wonder depression rates are so high these days
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Goodmorning lads how has Sunday treated you so far?
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>>61036077
>no he didn't. I got him to admit he is a virgin that shags prozzies, then I got him coping he has ego death, finally I had him pretending to be multiple people.
Yeah but you got way too triggered over someone minding their own business and doing their own thing. You sound like a whiny fag tbqh.
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>>61027436
Who remembers when that bird doxxed herself. That was funny.
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>>61036086
you believe everything you read on the internet do you?
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>>61036086
Common for most 17 year old Brit girls tbqh.
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>>61036060
They will when Oscar and I glide round there with the blunderbuss
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>>61036095
do you reckon that bull behind her has seen her box
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>>61036086
this desu it's all over the /britfeel/ watsbrap group
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been a shutin neet for 6 years im 20 now and im going to start therapy in 3 days, missed out entirely on my late teen years spent it masturbating and playing mount and blade
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>>61036110
You won't do shit, all talk, no action
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>>61036104
When it comes to you, yes. Heard you went through a black stage too...or they went through you, should I say.
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>>61036070
very productive
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>>61036131
think you might have the wrong alina then.... body count is neither 30 nor have i/will i ever be blacked
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Another night of toil tonight, but I just realised I can retire at 55, only 24 more years of work to go
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>>61035886
You know where the larp jar is
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>Mayuri getting Jamel and Tyrones leftovers

Yuck.
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>>61036093
>Yeah but you got way too triggered over someone minding their own business and doing their own thing
it's 4chan, the point is to talk with each other. I was polite until he started sperging at me
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should i have big kebab tonite, burger, or pizza? pick for me, lads.

>>61036118
i'm 27 and i was in the same position as you. i'm still a shut in and my social circle never recovered. i'm lonely and won't amount to much, probably. kissless virgin too. but it's cool. i've made peace with being a hermit wizard.
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>>61035886
>>Out of the dating game a long time
>>Find a qt on OKC
>>Visit her, turns out I'd been sort of catfished as she was wheelchair bound
>>Doesn't matter, after an epic dry spell any hole's a goal
>>She remarks on how she thought I'd pull a 180 as soon as I saw the chair, told her it didn't bother me
>>We made short work of the charcuterie board and wine bottles she'd laid out and what started out as a sip every 5-6 minutes turned into her slurping it like it was a bottle of panda pop
>>As she night got on, she got looser and raunchier, until we got on the subject of fetishes and I cracked a bullseye on her number 1 fetish, creampies, turns out she'd never had one but she desperately wanted one and being in her mid 30s I figured this was more to do with her bio clock that it was anything else. But figured I'd never get an opening like this again
>>Decide to go for it and kiss her, start moving my hand hands down her back, start kissing her neck
>>This got her feral and she started pulling my shirt out of my trousers and unbuckling my belt etc, she was full on going for it
>>Pick her up and take her to the bedroom, put her on the bed, switch the lamp on
>>She unzips her dress and I pull it up, strip her completely nude and kick my gear off too
>>To her credit she looked absolutely marvellous whereas I felt a bit like someone had trod on a block of spam.
>>Get back on top of her and start kissing her neck more, hear her heavy breathing and her little heart going a mile a minute
>>She grabs my cock and pants "Just like this, i want it just like this"
>>Oblige and plunge it in, start fucking her brains out fast and slow, didnt know why I was worried, it was just like riding a bike. achieve a respectable 10 minutes before she tells me she's close and to not stop
>>go hard, came buckets inside her, and that sent her into a fit of orgasms.
ok
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>>61036142
Business idea:work twice as hard and retire in 12 years.
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>>61036148
Nah you were kind of cuntly bully lad and he hit back. Good on him.
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>>61036118
>been a shutin neet for 6 years im 20 now
how could you have been a neet at 14?
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>>61036136
The people you pissed off are exposing you. Alina the monkey mattress kek
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>>61036151
Have big mixed kebab and cheesey chips.
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>e-bf blocked my on fb
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based /britfeel/ instantly going to the blacked fetish
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>>61036166
Its obviously larp lad
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>>61036171
right, and you've got a source on this i presume?
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>>61035886
>Wheelchair bound
>"It was just like riding a bike"
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>IM A SAD LAD FAT LAD WHO HAS WASTED HIS LIFE ON 4CHAN SO THE MOMENT ANYONE TELLS AN INTERESTING STORY I FEEL INSECURE AND DEMAND THEY PUT MONEY INTO A PRETEND JAR.

There there lad. Shout downstairs to your mum and tell her you want gravy on your kebab as a special treat.
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>>61036180
>blacked fetish

Alina likes your post.
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>>61036190
You know exactly who I'm talking about kek. Mudshark
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>>61036161
brutal honesty is the only way those type of lads can develop some self awareness
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>>61035886
How can she not even mention that she is a cripple prior to meeting?

I would be livid tbqh
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Just accidently sent my mum a dick pic, wish I was larping. What do I do, no childish erotica answers please
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>>61036204
well, you said it was according to /soc/, anon...... seems like you don't have any proof. yikes!
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Think im gonna have a proper boomer wank to Ava Devine.
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>>61036207
He seemed pretty aware he is a loser and he seems happy with that. Just leave him be.
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>>61036228
>haha sorry mum meant that for the gf nothing you aint seen before innit
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>>61036174
funny you should say that, lad. the kebab i have is one that comes in a big pizza box from my local takeaway, and it's served on top of cheesy fries and with onion rings and chicken and all sorts. proper fat lad meal. i love it. think i might end up having that. thanks for your input. hope you're doing okay todsy mate.
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>>61036232
They also say you're 14....
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>>61036244
again, /soc/ is not a reliable source... for someone who clearly spends so much time online it's sad you haven't developed critical thinking abilities. YIKES
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>another one blacked
white bois wtf how can we compete?
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>>61036228
When nonces get stung they usually say they've been hacked. You can go with that, soft lad.
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>>61036250
Welcome to England bruv
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My Indian friend enjoyed her egg and soldiers this morning. We also did a bacon and potatoes fry up.
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>>61036249
A 14 year old that the local blacks hsve passed around like a joint. State of you
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can someone recoment me some music please?
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>>61036228
Who was the indented recipient
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>>61036249
who is the cringiest and most hatable member of the nonce nest (the discord server) for you alina?
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>>61036270
fuck imagine how gapping her holes were after a fuck session with the black lads
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>>61036270
yawn
state of you anon
>>61036280
the germans
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BIackina
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>>61036265
lifes better when you have friends isnt it? serious question as i dont know
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>>61036160
Don't really want to kill myself working, but maybe I can work my way up the ladder and get the big bucks after I graduate. I appreciate your input though
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>>61036228
>accidentally
right lad, tell the truth.
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>>61036274
Gotchoo lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8oTUdzd9c>>61036274
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>>61036282
>the germans
Not Billy the incel? Wasn't he a potential mass murderer or something?
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>>61036249
Why is your source any better? You're just a random person using Britfeel.
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>>61036274
The Caretaker - Everywhere At The End Of Time. Its six hours so should keep you going until bed time
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>>61036282
>yawn

You can smell Tyrone on your breath. Mayuri will love that
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>>61036242
Is that 1 of them munchy box things?
I'm alright, been painting my sisters kitchen all day and now just thinking of whet to get for tea. CBA cooking.
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>>61036285
If you get a chance pop money in a pensioin, and some away yourself. You could retire a bit early then.
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starting to think Legends of Tomorrow is lowkey based
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>>61036250
>white bois wtf how can we compete?
Every black girl I've ever showed even the remotest interest in has returned the sentiment with rabid lust for my white, 690/700 credit score.
Every white girl who isnt a purple haired tumblr tard shudders at the thought of a mud coming near them. A few of them mention how ads and marketing forcing the mixed race stuff is uncomfortable and unrealistic.

OKCupids research on the matter backs it up. That forced pro porn maymay is bogus.
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>>61036284
Yeah, someone to share time with.
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>>61036296
t. billy
you're fine mate
>>61036297
think i know my life history better than random /soc/ anons
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>>61036318
>3 boobs.
Very based.
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>>61036322
>think i know my life history better than random /soc/ anons
but there is no proof you're alina. I'm mayuri, so I know you're not her.
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Blackina does come across like a Vicky pollard tbph
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well first contact was a lot better than generations
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>>61036337
>generations
that's the one with Kirk right?
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>>61036332
wow, fancy seeing you here!
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>>61036332
I am alina why would I lie you fucking spakka
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>>61036301
thank you im really enjoying it so far
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>>61036306
>Is that 1 of them munchy box things?
yes lad. pretty much. they call them challengers and they're really tasty.
>I'm alright, been painting my sisters kitchen all day and now just thinking of whet to get for tea. CBA cooking.
hate painting walls and stuff. like the smell of the paint though. i think you should order in a chinky.
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>>61036332
>but there is no proof you're alina
what proof do you need
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>>61036332
you're mayuri? I'm mayuri
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Sod it, I'm going to buy myself a hammer for dry stone walling.
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>>61036344
aye that's right, that film felt like a first draft
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>>61036265
Was she a good shag?
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>>61036346
wow, fancy seething you here!
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>>61036349
you're alina? I'm alina
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>>61036349
She's trying so hard to fit in. Buy her a bag of Harribo as a treat, Mayuri
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>>61036361
>what proof do you need
sow bobs and vagene
not him btw
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>>61036349
why would I lie about being mayuri? nah, I'm him and I'm texting my gf now. the real alina said fuck off and stop pretending to her
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>>61036366
>I'm mayuri
larp. I'm mayuri
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>>61036360
It was only doing the first coat so was actually not that bad. It's 2nd coats that do my tits in.
A chinky would be good.
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>>61036368
you wont regret it /diy/ friend
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Alina is a vile coal burner.
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>three (You)'s
lol baiting nonces is easy
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>>61036274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k2zikgpXmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG8YX3QMa0s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McBxnX-1FKc
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>>61036322
>you're fine mate
My self-esteem has increased a lot alina. Thank you. Good luck with uni and all that shit.
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>>61036375
Aye, we didn't get much sleep tbqh.
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>>61036412
thanks man, sorry i attacked you so much
you're gonna make it
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>>61036413
50 rupees in the larp jar.
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>>61036265
Nice. Bloody love some boiled egg and soldiers.
If you want to try something crazy, next time get some rapeseed oil and olive oil in a bowl (not loads maybe 2 tbl spoons of olive 1 rapeseed), then add salt and pepper ( I like garlic and salt and a nice load of it), then drop the soldiers in it giving them a nice mix round. Then pop them in the oven, 180 ish and turn after 7 min or so ( depending on the thickness of the bread).
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Spaffed over 50 times in November so far
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>>61036274
What do genre of music you like lad?

I'll recommend some of my fav tunes until you tell me otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gmyePNri4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgd_Tgi-pbQ
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Alina is too young to post here.
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>>61036394
I don't know how to do it properly, only have a very basic grasp of it, but trying to fix some bits down at a canal.
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how do girls get pregnant? im serious. i dont remember anything from science class. how do their cycles work again? is there any part of her cycle you can cum in here without fear of pregnancy?
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>>61036437
Thanks, I will give it a try. I like them a bit of fresh black pepper or cumin also.
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>>61036455
Eww cringe zoomer shit
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>>61036455
you must be trolling with that music taste.
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okay it's officially based
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>>61036468
Basically only 6 days where she is fertile and 1 where she is very fertile. The fertile time is 2 weeks after her period
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>>61036317
First plan is to finish uni then use savings to get a nice house, then I'll be paying less and can afford to save more, renting in the city is killing me but necessary at the moment. I'm already paying into a pretty good pension at the moment, although not a massive amount because I'm only working part time while I'm at uni
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>>61036455
at this point im wondering if i still like music at all, ive listend to all the suggestions ive been give and none of them have clicked so far. thankyou for your suggestions though
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Real mayuri here. Alina is not real. I don't know why, but people are making up stuff about me for attention.
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>>61036506
>Alina is not real
are any of us...
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>>61036513
>>Alina is not real
>are any of us...
i know im not
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>>61036494
something about the walls getting too thick, right? it's coming back now. still wouldn't risk it, though, no?
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IF YOU DICKHEADS KEEP PRETENDING TO BE ME I WILL GET MY ELIOT RODGER DISCORD TO DESTROY THIS THREAD
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>>61036553
>pretending to be me again
YIKESSSSS
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>>61036553
Stop pretending to be me you filthy nonce
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>>61036568
you aren't me either
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>>61036532
Do what you want mate. Some people are so obsessed they wear a condom and take the pill
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i am Alina and so if my wife
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>>61036553
This might be a blessing in disguise
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*takes the apu pill*
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>>61036579
and either are you me
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Alina is too young to post here, lads.
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>>61036553
>Roastie leading an Elliot Rodger group has an army of simps.

If any of you oldfags remember Ciara the heroin addict from outer/r9k/, this is exactly what happened with her
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>>61036608
what are you going to do, ban her?
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>>61036612
>Ciara the heroin addict
yeah didnt see get a job at Walmart and start dating a 40 yr old?
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>>61036612
i knew ciara, we are very different anon. this is not what is happening
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>>61036499
Apex Twin. Nuff said
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>>61036612
One of the ex simps is dishing the dirt on blackedina on /soc/
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>bringing a roastie with an army of simps into /britfeel/
Is Mayuri trying to destroy the thread on purpose?
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i've had three jam doughnuts from morrisons today, should i just finish off the pack and eat two more?

vote here
https://www.strawpoll.me/35191603
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>Alina bringing the outer r9k underage bpd whore shite to Brit feel

Just fuck off mayuri you disgusting cunt. We don't want this
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Has the ambassador had a go on Alina yet?
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>>61036650
i will act on the voting at half past
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>>61036661
>other people started posting about my relationship
>other people impersonate me to create drama
>other people starting (untrue) rumours with no evidence
>other people bringing up outer9k drama
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>An army of 50 simps willing to destroy britfeel to please Alina

>Ze thread? Flood eet wiv mud
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>Dating a personality from /r9k/
This was bound to end well
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Min order needed for the chinky and I didn't have enough.
Got burgerking. The meal comes with a capri sun \o/
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>>61036692
Not only that, but a typical underage discord bpd girl with an army of simps. Dime a dozen on outer-r9k, not good for Brit feel at all. Brought here because mayuri is a desperate creep, nice one
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Why has the dire personality shit started up again? Thread was fine this morning.
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10 stone lifter here
went 11/2/13 and still lost a game of league
movies for this feel?
also my legs hurt and I don't really want to go out tonight but anytime spent with the gf is good and I'll coom so fuck it
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>>61036726
wagies just got back from work
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>>61036726
Because they're in here talking about/to themselves?
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is is true that geowizard releases his mission across norway today?
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>>61036712
Let's just hope to simps stay out. If we have 50 permanent resident spackers it'll be unbearable here
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>>61036741
>movies for this feel?
Wreck it ralph.
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>>61036661
Little girls love drama, lad. Try to ignore it.
Mayuri take your underaged gf elsewhere she constantly shits up the thread.
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https://www.strawpoll.me/35191603

only 5 minutes left in the poll
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Why would you want a serious relationship with someone who has as much baggage as alina
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>>61036741
You haven't got a gf, DM. You nonce
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>i-i'll get my d-discord on y-you

Oh I'm laffing
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>>61036783
why do you keep calling me DM
I'm 10 stone lifter (or TSL I guess but I prefer my full title)
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Why yes I'm in a relationship with a 17 year old BPD discord Thot and I expect it to be a long lasting, drama-free and fulfilling relationship
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>>61036811
Tslarper/DM same nonce different name
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>>61036744
>on a weekend
Spacker.
>>61036745
Correct.
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>>61036802
You won't be laughing when my friends BTFO you, incel.
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Haven't spoken to my favourite person since June
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https://www.strawpoll.me/35191603

poll is a tie so first person to break the tie has the winning vote
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alright, i'll eat the donuts tomorrow
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>>61036846
don't you have better things to do than pretend to be me?
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>>61036741
she is NOT going to let you coom in her.
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>>61036846
This is going to be EPIC lulz
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>>61036863
>don't you have better things to do than pretend to be me?
Not pretending to be anyone xD
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Mayans MC season 2.
Feels good when you find out there's a new season of a show you watched that you totally forgot about.
Got sweets and drinks in.
Time to get /comfy/
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>a bunch of millennial men simping for some ugly teenage girl

you lot are fucking pathetic
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must be grim never enjoying a warm wet fanny
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>>61036859
Ah, I thought it was some quest thing and we had to make a choice. I decided if I couldn't smell them I wouldn't eat them.
Sorry about that. I'd say have 1 at least.
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Mayuri is dating this very immature little girl? Oh no no no
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>>61036876
Lolz tell Billy to get the troops ready xD
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>>61036906
You must be used to it by now, soft lad.
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>>61036895
I'm just trying to be nice to people lad. Not expecting sex in return. If you want nsa sex just hop on adultwork. It's not that hard.
Alina seems like a sweet if slightly edgy girl.
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>>61036917
Immature? Do an immature person smoke weed and fuck? didn't think so, incel.
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>the namefag not even trying to act or talk like me
lolz
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>>61036927
>Lolz tell Billy to get the troops ready xD
Billy is not on the discord anymore. If you were alina you would know that.
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Crispy chicken bacon king is breddy tastey lads.
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>>61036892
I enjoyed the first season, is it worth a watch? The only problem is I started the second season but couldn't remember who anyone was or what was going on, so I'd need to start from the first season again I think
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COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN

UP THE RA
FUCK THE BRITS
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>>61036950
>>61036948
Idiots that think they can pretend to be me. The people know the truth!
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so why do my legs hurt?
dehydration?
I guess we'll never know
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Losing respect for Mayuri.
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small meals 5 times a day really is the way to go. fuck big meals, all the lads HATE big meals
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>>61036956
That is pretty much how I am lad. I don't remember the last season at all. Just a tunnel that goes to a prostitutes place.
Just gonna watch it anyway desu. 15 minutes into episode 1.
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>>61037022
>fuck big meals, all the lads HATE big meals
what do you consider a big meal? I mostly have small meals too.
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Constantine just had a gay sex flashback. l dont think that was in the comics
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>>61037052
like 1000 calories in a meal would be big. I eat about 600 a meal now
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>>61037068
you have around 3000 calories a day? guessing your on a bulk or something
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Picked up some of these at the shop because I wanted something stronger than 4-5% pwhooar they taste a bit strong to me lads, polskis are some hardcore alcoholics.
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This is my kind of woman. Angel voiced autist girl with lowkey mental health problems spends one hour giving scathing reviews of some youtubers books. I just want to cuddle her and make her feel safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvEyVBEQh84&t=2378s&ab_channel=ProcrastiTara
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>>61037091
im trying to put a bit of weight on but im just tall.
yeah i eat 3000 a day
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>>61037099
looks like it would taste horrible but get you quickly pissed
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>>61037099
They're ok if you take your time drinking them. Can't quaff them.
I like one but forget the name zwiecwy or something. Lech is quite nice as well.
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>>61037111
nice, good luck with it. reminds me of my fuck off bulk, I would eat all sorts like a proper fatty.
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Bagsy alice lavigne.
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>>61037057
and he's a muscular black guy
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>>61036077
>virgin
>shags prozzies
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>>61037134
I'll give them a go next time.
>>61037115
They aren't terrible but it just tastes like alcohol with a slightly beery taste to it, I probably wouldn't have these again.
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>>61037192
If you have the chance, try a few. Zwiecything, lech, zubr, perla, tyskie.
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>>61037186
who are you laughing at? The guy who shags prozzies or the guy who thinks you're a virgin even if you have shagged prozzies?
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Had a bath lads, bit wam.
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>>61037301
Shame. Keep it in the fridge, in future.
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>>61037057
he's bi in the comics
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Found some pictures of my knob on my computer. Don't remember taking them
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>>61037369
>he's bi in the comics
based.
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>>61037370
sure it is yours?
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got winter itch again
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listening to this classic
simple. fucking. as.
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>>61037369
well fair play to the lad then.
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>>61037370
Maybe your PC is taking dick pics and trying to catfish a qt IT technician?
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ebin must be seething about how leeds just couldnt quite finish off arsenal
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>>61037460
Been listening to this album a lot recently too lad.
What a banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ-m92LO8qc
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new geowizard lads a proper one OI OI OI
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>>61037550
that's a choon lad. I really like x is coming and look through my eyes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9skYkQfAwus
errr i liked guys bums in finland in the locker room
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what snacks/drinks should l get for Survivor Series lads?
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>>61037747
ten valium, twenty benzos and 12 cans of lager
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n the midst of this strife, whereat the halls of Iluvatar shook and a tremor ran out into the silences yet unmoved, Iluvatar arose a third time, and his face was terrible to behold. Then he raised up both his hands, and in one chord, deeper than the Abyss, higher than the Firmament, piercing as the light of the eye of Iluvatar, the Music ceased.

Then Iluvatar spoke, and he said: "Mighty are the Ainur, and mightiest among them is Melkor; but that he may know, and all the Ainur, that I am Iluvatar, those things that ye have sung, I will show them forth, that ye may see what ye have done. And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined."
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>>61037862
lmao shut up you stupid fag
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>>61037777
>ten valium, twenty benzos a
You trying to kill the lad, settle down.
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>>61037869
>fag
spotted the amerifat
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>>61037747
cherry coke, max strong hot chicken wings crisps
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busted, you got me lad
>>61037747
don't do it
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Alina gives the best sloppy toppy on the ends according to y.stabber and zk
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>>61038018
>don't do it
why not?
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new thread for my friends and enemies and those im indifferent about
>>61038161



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