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>accidentally had another one night stand
>tfw
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>chad pulls his dick out of my ass and forces me to suck on it
>can taste my own shit
>don't want to say anything that might upset him
:cccc
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>>61032251
>tfw emotional boyfriend has started getting suspicious after I leave him on read for 36 hours every time to hang out with chad
uh oh sisters, what do I do
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>>61032251
maybe its because im slightly retarded but how do you accidentally have a one night stand
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>>61032251
Can you explain how you 'accidentally' have a one night stand
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>>61032264
>>61032266
I went out to a house party and was seduce/taken advantage of while i was intoxicated and borderline raped

>>61032259
>>61032258
fuck off incels
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>>61032405
you got drunk and fucked another drunk guy you were flirting with, you dumb bitch. you definitely deserved to get raped though.
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>>61032405
>Had sex but it wasnt chad it was brad guess it was rape :(((((((((((((((
kill yourself roastoid
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>>61032418
don't fall for such obvious bait anon...
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>>61032453
..fug im dumb
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>>61032405
are you a slut or are you a rape victim make up your mind
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>>61032418
she said nothing about flirting
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>>61032940
>seduced
two way flirt street, you can't seduce a brick wall.
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Can I add you to discord? Sounds like you shouldn't be alone, you need someone to talk to I think. I'm there for you when you need an ear :)
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>>61033028
gtfo simp
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Ya'll simps getting baited so hard even fish look down on you. Smh get a grip.
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>tfw money bf calls during the date with the sex bf
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>>61032405
>house party
Are all British women prostitutes? Camilla looks like that iconic woman.
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>tfw the only attention I got all week was from losers
My lovelife is over now isn't it?
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>>61034128
I can confirm this is true as a brit anon, OP is just another case of literally sex flexing.
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>when your ebf sees you as a stranger not a internet friend

Feels bad man, he keeps saying stranger instead of friend or any other term
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>>61032251
>tfw accidentally cheated on my bf again
I can't take it anymore, girls :(
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>>61034165
Take what? Other cocks? You proven you can
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>>61034146
Ugh I know the feeling you finally find a chad online and they don't care about you because you're just a fat entitled whore
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>cheated on my irl bf by flirting with people online again


Uhhh I don't know. I just hate living in my hometown. Our relationship is literally me making eye contact with him
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my boyfried finally cuddled with me for the first time in my bed, hes spending all of next week and weekend with me and my family for thanksgiving, im so crazy happy, i get to prove that he isnt fake to my cousins and grandma also
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>>61034231
>the last part of the text
Uhhh
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>>61034221
it's my bf's fault. He doesn't make me feel wanted...
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Omg I have endless attention from men and chances at love i am such a femcel :(
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>>61032251
I never intend for it to go all the way so whats that? Is that a mistake or accident or something else?
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>>61034242
Why would they think they're fake kek, are you really that much of a loser? Most femoids can easily get a bf.
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>>61034290
All of them not most, girls with downs date normal men, the ugliest woman in the world regularly goes on dates and rejects men.
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What is the point of this thread? What enjoyment do you find in this? To elicit the reply of some fools thinking you are a woman? To roleplay you fucked up fantasies?
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>>61032251
>accidentally had another one night stand
iktf...
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>>61034290
I was litterally a female chris chan before meeting him here in late summer.
slightly a bit autistic ( never diagnosed tho )
bad hygene ( but hes making me get better about it ) im finally brushing my teeth regularly and washing my hair and cleaning my nails etc.
Chubby ( still am tho )
Weeb and pokemon autist ( never gonna change tho )
Ungoldy pale skin and just ugly all around with adult acne and stuff. if gyms didnt want everyone to wear masks i would be at them with him but hes a anti mask guy lol

sadly my parents are home so he doesnt want to take our usual showers togeether out of respect to my family sucks but i get it
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>>61034303
I wish mine was only roleplay, unfortunately its realistic
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>>61034333
>anti mask
Based if you ask me
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>>61034355
We all know that it's realistic that all you girls are entitled whores
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>>61034333
Oh it's you. Does he know that your a huge attention whore?
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>>61034333
I bet you still fucked at least 20 guys before him tho lol.
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>>61034333
>I was litterally a female chris chan
How old are you and what did you try before you finally accepted one of the men from here throwing themselves at you whore?
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>>61034358
yea him and my dad think alot alike with tradtional stuff and being southern guys who like to do things outside but hes a really good artist to make up for how bad he is with computers and stuff, i had to fix his phone app once lol, thats how bad he is despite being on two yeard older than me, cant even type without being a hunter pecker
>>61034369
yes, he tells me to stop all the time but i love to be here
>>61034375
i was a khv, catholic and all of that
>>61034378
im 20 and tried discord but was ghosted everytime my face was shown, alot of discornian anons where very shallow twards me and gave me even more issues about my looks until he looked past it, no idea why he was single because wasnt bad looking at all, i think it could have been how he was really, really anti drug ( even stuff like wine ) and didnt like to use technology and uses alot of free time to do paintings and fitness stuff.

im conidering myself very lucky since he also spoils me
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>>61034434
Kek he sounds boring as shit, does he at least play vidya holy shit.
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>>61034434
>khv fembot
Fuck, I need to use discord. Your right tho, alot of guys here want a stacy virgin not a realistic fembot.
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>>61034484
Literally she is lying she dropped guys and waited for her southern chad
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>>61032251
>see cute boy sitting by his own watching me exercise
>talk to him, one leads to other, sucky sucky
>do this for almost a month
>tasty virgin boy milk
>one day he sits with older man prolly his daddy
>he spot me and I run

What do I do? I don't want to go to horny jail. :<
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>>61032258
Girls unironically do this. Chad's approval means that much to them.
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>>61034532
I mean, I would know and all...
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>>61034464
actually no he has mtg decks and stuff however, used to play that until his gaming store closed due to corona, he isnt really "boring" he knows alot obout art and arthistory aswell hes just really dumb when it comes to any kind of electronics, he has wayched my play pokemon and other games before tho
>>61034484
watch out for the trannies there are alot in the fembot discord who i had to block
>>61034503
no, im telling the truth im just that that ugly and undisirable, ive never shown my full body only my face because i always thought inwas fat as hell but i was later told that my body type is boner fuel
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>>61034546
Fuck you easy mode cunt there is no way you picked the first of all the robots you had a chance with.
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>why do people get so angry when you're straightforward? and then get more angry when you try to explain yourself after they get angry?
>why is it so hard for people to understand allegories?
>why does everyone either think that i am extremely rude or flirting with them?

i had to exit the only group of people i've spent time with for the most part over the past ten years for reasons and interacting with new people makes me wonder if we're all autistic in a nonmeme fashion
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>>61034503
Not that guy but he's right, I've stated that I'm not a virgin to one of you guys before and was ghosted before. You guys take virginity way too seriously.
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>>61034582
You have endless chances with men, you are not and can never be lonely and yet you still feel glad to complain here among men desperate for any affection. Like the other femwhore there is no way there isn't a slew of robots you rejected.
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>>61034582
Ok slut, how many guys?
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>>61034597
I'm not a whore, I have however had sex with other men because I like them, it's nartual, deal with it, if you actually listened and stopped taking a small flap of skin so seriously you would probably be with someome right now. What is that fear anyway, really wondering.
>>61034606
Bodycount is 5 out of 5 boyfreinds.
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>>61034576
pretty relatable. noped out of a group of 8 years. a girls bf thought i was trying to nab her and started spreading rumors. he had done this before to others, for superficially different reasons, like with the girls ex. i was just done and getting to know some new people made me realize that group was just so fucked.
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>>61034623
You're an attention whore and that makes you a whore
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>>61034623
>5
Yikes, age?
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>only 123 matches on Tinder
>none of them is above 7/10
Girls...
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>>61034641
My age doesn't matter. What matters is that I'm not a sexual prude like most of you are about irl girls but you are so perverted here in contrast. It's not a good look.
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>>61034655
What matters is that you're a heartless attention whore mad that men prefer virgins when you don't want to touch them and so you take out on men who are struggling like the heartless whore you are.
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>>61034655
5 under 20 is a bit weird if you ask me and would make me question things about you
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>>61034655
Also as the anon said, men like virgins
If you tell a guy you're a virgin, watch his face light up and see how he treats you
Stop coping roast cunt
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>>61034558
you can not belive me all you want but its true maybe i got unlucky but my dad aswell wouldnt want me to do any long distance and did a background search on him online when he was clean and the only actual result was a church website where he was listed as a guy who vollenteered
>>61034623
no offense but 5 under 20 is kimda slutty my little sister is 16 and has had sex with 4 men so far by being a slutty party girl, find god please.
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>>61034694
>background look up
Well that's most of /r9k/ being disqualified kek.
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>>61034694
>4 at 16
Holy fuck your sister has issues.
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>>61034694
Still not confirming whether or not you took the first guy who didn't ghost you, and either way it doesn't matter because you're still on easy mode and you don't belong here.
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>>61034728
Her sister is actually conservative for a zoomer girl, maybe fat and ugly like her
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>>61034717
i wouldnt say that much alot of you guys have been nice on discord but always ghosted when my face was shown
>>61034728
Aayes, very much so, shes the girl the family tries to stsy away from if you get me
>>61034745
no, most of our family is but shes one of those girls who listens to souncloud rap and my mom amd dad already is considering her a dissapointmemt now since she started all of this in high school after being pulled out of private school for fighting which makes me sad but hopefully my teo little sisters dont take after her

She's not fat either
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>>61034773
I said she is conservative for her age you braindead attention whore
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>>61034773
>goes to public school
>starts to fuck rando
Sounds about right



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