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What's a true story that you tell on 4chan but nobody believes you?

>be horny teenager
>spy on parents having sex
>jerk off furiously to the memory
>one day they catch me
>they ask me if I want to join in
>say yes
>lose my virginity to my mom
>have sex with mom on a regular basis for years after that
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>>61838212
nigga wut da fuck
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>non-virgin
GET OUT FUCKING NORMIEEEEEE
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>>61838212
I'm actually a happy person, with a fulfilling life and a beautiful girlfriend who I love. And with all this, I still like being here with you autists
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That my older sister used to make me lick her fingers with pussy juice on it and used to jerk off my prepubescent penis
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>>61838238
I mean technically fucking your mom isn't something a normie would but I guess your right as to say that he isn't a virgin.

Also REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61838245
Why do fags like you and OP insist on posting your fap fantasies?
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>>61838212
>fucks his mom
Lucky bastard.
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>>61838276
Stuff no one believes is literally the title of OPs topic. My story is so farfetched and innately fantasy esque that I wouldn't even attempt to larp with it otherwise
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>>61838212
obvious larp and cringe image.
>kys newfag/normalnigger
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Whenever I tell about how I have posted on /pol/ for years and the blacked spammers and mommy gf junk warped me into hooking up with younger black guys, I get called a jew and a faggot, lol.
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>>61838419
Don't sell yourself short anon, you can be both of those things even if you are telling the truth!
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>>61838449
I guess that is true, lol, but Im a femanon.
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>>61838419
>the blacked spammers and mommy gf junk warped me into hooking up with younger black guys
This doesn't even make sense though.
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>>61838419
Mmk jew faggot
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>>61838419
>>61838466
Ok, this can very very easily be proven. If you are actually a femanon who dates black guys, post a timestamped photo of your vag or tits right now.
>nah too much effort lol
No, it's not, cause this will (if true) eternally prove that what you said is true. Being a girl is really all you need to prove it cause I don't think any girls would lie about such a preposterous thing here. I can guarantee there'd be screencaps and shit if you actually a girl.
But let's be honest, you're a male and you have no vag or boobs, and you are just fetish posting.
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>>61838487
>>61838491
See? I win the thread, lol.
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>>61838212
Shit comic.
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>>61838512
Not until you post your timestamped tits or vag.
You are an asian male until proven otherwise. Now reply with another aloof post ignoring the logical thing to do and just go "see hwhahahhaha see it is unbelievable :)"
I'm sorry white men fuck your women so much, Chang.
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>>61838524
See? lolololololol
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>>61838466
Post breasts please so I can fantasize negros cumming all over your pale pink nipples and cream myself
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I never thought that a Butch Hartman style porn comic would be boner inducing
kudos to the guy who did this
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>feeling sad
>So eat opioids
>Get bored waiting 20 mins for opioids to take effect
>Start fap
>By time fap ends opioids have taken effect
> The most watery distant forgettable coom ever
> Sad that I wasted a 3 day coom
> Opioids fully take effect so don't care anymore
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>>61838608
How is this unbelievable?
>Dude I did drugs and jerked off lol
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>>61838470
It does make sense.

>>61838585
No lol
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>>61838628
I have a huge cock cmon baby lemme see some nipples
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One time I played Mario Party DS with 40 turns and hard CPUs and jerked off every time I lost a minigame. No idea how I wasn't dead by the end of it, but I think I coomed about 13 times.
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>>61838666
This does sound made up cause it's too "le quirky random xDD"
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>>61838212
sauce for this? kino
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>>61838673
I was a very horny teenager who'd just discovered Gelbooru. I'd use my coin count to search for an image with that score.
I wouldn't do anything that retarded now. At least I think I wouldn't.
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>>61838419
Would you tell a white guy you were dating about it? I bet not. In fact I'm almost certain you'd lie.
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>>61838693
Of course I would lie, I dont tell anyone I know about it now.
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>>61838212
>lose my virginity to my mom
Do you have any regrets, anon?
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>>61838726
Fucking cunt, you make me sick. The fact that you fuck niggers is bad enough but to lie about it shows what a real piece of shit you are. If I found out about this as your boyfriend I'd fucking murder you. And deep down you know white men would hate you if they knew. Just marry a fucking nigger, be the trash that takes itself out.
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>back when I was xx age
>hanging out at the pool at church camp
>girl in class hanging around
>young xx brain going crazy for her in her swimsuit
>hang out with her and I'm hard as fuck the whole time
>we start moving around the pool because people are rough housing
>she bumps right into my dick
>at first she's surprised but then she's intrigued
>she asks if she can see it
>sneak around behind the pool area
>there's a ton of coverage because of pumps and storage sheds
>pull it out
>small and embarrassing because of pool but I roll with it
>she plays with it then sucks it
>that night we're doing the late night event thing
>she drags me outside
>she tells me she wants to try fucking
>she pulls both of our pants down and we fuck behind the building
>second to last night of the camp
>she approaches me with three other girls
>they all want to try
>unironically have a foursome trying to share my way through three girls
>don't do a good job but they force me into a round two so I nut twice
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>>61838212
>Be me
>Be robot
>Go to thread
>You guys are alright. If you live in Oregon don't go to school.
>Yea sure kid
>Wake up and get home from uni
>Oregon school shooting

This was the most eventful thing that happened to me here.
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>>61838838
lol that still seems so surreal
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>>61838241
Gtfo normie sex haver
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>>61838470
I don't get it either I blame ESL
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not some gay incest shit thank god, but I once shared an IRL pedogate esque conspiracy in northern mexico that involved governments on both sides of the border and some faggot on /x/ called me a larper.
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>>61838520
Can you please give me the sauce, anon?
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My uncle evaded tax with the help if the prime minister of the UK but I am not specifying the year

I am actually a chad irl with a beautiful ginger gf from France but I have been here for 14 years and don't plan on ever stopping

Dated one of the hottest chan girls alive for a while

My life feels surreal sometimes
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>>61838212
I actually live in Venezuela
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>>61838212
>Date this goth girl in junior high
>Begin a 9 month journey of sexual adventure
>She turns abusive and I break things off pretty quick
>She attacks me at school. Kicks.me so hard in the balls I'm lifted off the ground
>My mother finds out and begins campaigning for her to be kicked out of public school in our town
>Ex gf is banned from public school
>Mom hires people to beat the girl up
>Ex gf is attacked on sight so she can no longer go to town
>Mom harrassed ex gfs mom at work
>Ex gf and her mother are forced to move away

I keep tabs on the girl now and again to make sure she isn't coming after me. After high school I found out through the grapevine that she still holds hostility towards me and my family and my wife.
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>>61839321
Your mom sounds fucking based
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>>61839341
My mother has always treated me as her baby. Even though I have a sister mom spoiled me like her only child. Dad worked alot so it was kinda just me and her..my sister ran off alot,.getting high and living with her high school boyfriends while mom gave me the world. If anyone crossed me, my mom has the time, reputation and money to run their life into the ground.

Once she found out a girl kicked me in the baby makers, she was determined to ruin that girls life
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>>61838212
I'm a literal rockstar guitarist who drinks, parties, does coke, and fucks floozies quite often. I'm in excellent shape, but a bit short. I've been on 4chan, esp. arcanine since 2010 or 2011. I love it here
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>>61839407
Do you work or is your band successful enough to live off that
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>>61839407
Stop doing drugs you disgrace
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>>61839412
I do work. It's a small home based biz I sell items online. I do make money playing and much more by writing and selling music, but the other avenues help as well.
>>61839426
Sometimes the peer pressure just makes me give in. My biggest problem is that I'm an alcoholic
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>>61838212
>>61838520
SAUCE NOWOWWWW
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>>61839376
Are you Hispanic by any chance?

Oringla post penguin hippo
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>>61839210
Tory or Labour, at least tell us that
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>>61839574
Labour

My uncle has been in business for 50+ years though so that won't give you much
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>>61839461
Nope. Sheltered white boy
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>>61838419
>tfw no mommy gf that cucks me for bbc
The best type of girl is in this thread but I'll never date her. Real sad feels.
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>>61839795
I hope that nasty bitch and her simp get beaten to death by the niggers they love so much.
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>>61839831
They won't. Keep seething.
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>>61838212
>Be visiting a ski resort with some friends
>Chilling one night in a large heated pool
>Get out, go into the sauna
>There's a couple already in there, middle age guy and his wife
>We strike up a conversation, mostly small talk, mentions he has two kids also
>Guy then asks me if I think his wife is pretty
>Caught off guard, but I say yes and try to compliment her
>Wife then leaves the sauna
>Guy then asks if I want to sit alone in the sauna with his wife undressed
>Says he's totally cool with it and that him and his wife like doing kinky shit like that
>Say no politely and I leave
>I'm still a virgin lol
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>>61839831
Bruh it's just same asian
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>>61838212
>be me
>have big dick
I understand though. Literally 95% of this board claims they're 7+ inches and it's just not statistically possible. Like it's at the point where I find myself getting insecure and wondering if I'm measuring wrong, since if everyone else is lying, maybe I'm just mistaken.
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>>61840001
Nah, about 25% of guys are 7".
Not hard to believe at all.
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>>61838212
>Lose virginity to my cousin when we're both 13. We both grew up together and we very close
>Fuck regularly at family events for years
>One xmas she arrives
>My mum and her mum are in the kitchen doing shit with their backs to us
>She's facing them with her back to me. Looks over her shoulder and pulls yup her summer dress revealing a buttplug
>This was the early 2000s btw and she was only 14-15. How the fuck she got it is a mystery
>Flashes her bare ass to me with our mums only feet away unawares
>Sneak upstairs
>She pulls out the buttplug and drops a little bottle of lube at my feet
>Sodomise her and cum in her butt with all family downstairs having lunch
>She walks around the rest of the day with jizz dripping out of her asshole and doesnt give a shit.

She's married a got a kid now. Havent seen her in a while. We stopped fucking when we turned 18.
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>>61838833
Holy shit are you a hentai protagonist?
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>>61838520
>before he left for work
Jack Fenton and his wife are Ghost Hunters and work out of their basement. They rarely leave the house for actual work.
Immersion ruined. Shit comic.
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>>61840288
Underrated post. Spit out my onions milk.
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Got kidnapped by what I can only assume was a literal blood orgy cult when I was 13. Waited for the dude wearing the weird plastic poncho robe with brass jewelry to fall asleep and caved his head in with some kind of ye-olde heavy metal tool that felt like a hole puncher but couldn't tell what it was because it was so dark. Ran out, successfully waved down the first car I saw on the highway, got them to call the cops while they drove me home. Told a judge everything in the courtroom and got no penalty.

Don't really remember much else. I ended up drinking this orange Ggatorade shit at the beginning of it all that tasted like it had chalk in it, and it made me really tired and my heart felt really weird on the horizon of falling asleep repeatedly for the next day off and on.

TL;DR: Don't drink shit from people you don't know.
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>>61839449
Please get off of 4chan Voltaire.
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>>61840001
>measure wrong.
The only way to get your proper measurements is to have someone else do it for you. They won't sugar coat it and you'll feel solid in the sum.
Got my ex to measure me when we were still together and was pleasantly surprised to find my actual size was 6.3x5.2
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>>61840376
Might try that if I ever have sex/get a gf. For now I'll just stick to jerking off two handed.
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When I was 7 or 8, I was on a vacation with my mum and her youngest sister (she was around 13-14 at the time). I had to sleep in the same bed and my aunt farted. Needless to say, little me uh.. liked the smell of farts and I would go under the bedsheets and look at her ass ready for the next fart. She would willingly fart on my face and I would sniff it, enjoying it. We did this throughout the vacation. I now have a fart fetish and want a woman to brap on my face endlessly, its my #1 desire. I will never forget those nights under the bedshets of me sniffing her farts with my nose right next to her asshole with nothing but her panties in the way.
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>>61839210
>Dated one of the hottest chan girls alive for a while
Wipe that smugness off your supposedly above average face.
4chan women arent exactly cream of the crop you ginger pube swallowing douchebag.
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I saw the ghost of my great great grandmother in my aunts 1800s historic family home.
My aunt sees her often and described the details after, exactly the way i saw it.
Glowing orb of white light that morphed into the figure of a woman wearing a veil and then disapated.
(apparently that's how she was buried)
>entirely changed my view on the afterlife.
I haven't personally seen anything since.

This may be unrelated, but ghosts or whatever seem to be trying to get to me and multiple people have affirmed strange things.
My cousin saw a hand grabbing onto my bed frame
At home my dog used to look behind me at nothing and bark
my partner often sees shadowy figures staring at me with their arms outstretched , coming towards me when I'm asleep, they seem to follow even when I'm across the country.
I grew up in a house that used to be the site of an old folks home but I don't know if that is related.

I feel a bit worried about this to b e honest. I don't know if I'm supposed to do something to fix it. Hopefully nothings trying to steal my soul or anything.
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I've literally never even suspected that my parents are having sex. Didn't ever hear weird bumps or moans or anything. Might explain why I didn't even know what masturbation was until 13.
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>>61840001
It is very statistically possible, 4chan has 20 million unique visitors a month
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Uh, yeah sure. Cool story bro.
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>>61838212
Hmmm, go into detail anon
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>>61839451
>>61839076
Posting this for all of the saucefags
Lurk moar
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>>61838212
Sometimes I fantasize about societies where people are all hypersexual and it's normal for people to fuck their parents. I think there should be a tradition where every kid gets to have their first time with an experienced adult, though not necessarily with a parent.
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>>61840465
>all this normalreddit /soc/ tryhard newfag jealousy
top lol
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I study a PhD at a top university with a 100% no-payback scholarship, while not being a bookworm or ass licker.

I've had many girlfriends, some which are VERY attractive.

I am NOT racists, homophobe transphobe or particularly hateful in any regard. Hate weight down the soul.

Despite this, I have browsed /r9k/ since 2009, and I know and understand this place culture more than any of you.
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>>61841010
>normalreddit /soc/ tryhard newfag jealousy
I don't know how you've been here 14 years and have somehow only managed to pick up the shittest entry tier teenage buzzwords to attempt to insult me with.
You chose 5 things and somehow none of them are accurate.
I kind of feel sorry for you because you are either a really simple minded twat or simply a larper.
Au revoir retard
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>>61841080
>I have a useless piece of paper with which I will likely do nothing of note with

>I have touched a woman which isn't an accomplishment at all

>I am a self hating white cuck

>despite having all these supposed achievements I am still a loser
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>>61838212
Here's my story. My first time doing a green text. YAY!
>be me
>wake up early like usual
>suddenly feel a sharp pain in my stomach
>get urge to shit
>notgonnamakeit.jpg
>release myself onto the bed
>actually wake up now
>did not shit on the bed
>it was all a dream
So basically I dreamt that I shat myself, but actually didn't
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>>61840001
Nigga is that motherfucking Gali?
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>>61841238
>Nigga is that motherfucking Gali?
That's why the text is in Matoran, yes.
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After my mom abandoned me at an early age, I was sent to live with my aunt, who lived in a really remote women's commune (borderline cult) in Canada, basically a bunch of hippie ladies living in nature. Although the originally had given up on families and they were against having men to the commune, when I grew a little more, they collectively came around to the idea of having kids in the commune and using me for that. For the next several years until I was old enough to leave on my own, they regularly used me to get pregnant by, my aunt included, and ended up populating the commune with a bunch of kids.

They're always welcoming me to return back there, but I don't want to go back to that.
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>>61841775
How many kids did you seed?
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>>61841886
Over the years, 33 children between 8 women. They started me as soon as I was pubescent.
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>>61841908
Who was the cutest? How old were they?
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>>61841908
Cool maybe go back and breed a couple of your daughters
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>>61841980
The only acceptable course of action imo.
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>>61841935
Ages ranged between late 20s and early 40s. There were actually two other women in the commune but were too old to have kids. Cutest was the one who had vet and farm experience and oversaw the animals, she taught me how to horse ride and stuff.

>>61841980
That would be like my nightmare. The only reason I even visit is just to make sure the kids are healthy and being raised well.
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>>61841775
Look anon, I realize the thread we are in but for the love of ebin post proof. You have pictures right?
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Incest is probably more common than normies want to admit.
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>>61840322
wut, explain
where did the beverage come from
where did it all start
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>>61842147
Post proof of what, my family? Like it or not that's what they are. I've got pics of our lives together but I don't want to share that online.
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>>61841159
you btfo him hard
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>>61839449
Guitar guy?
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>>61838212
Married a girl from r9k after dating over a year. Cheated in our first year of marriage. Tried to make it work anyway, blew up after 3 years. You're a bitch, Hayley, if you're reading this.

Dated 3 or 4 girls from 4chan, was always a nightmare except for one girl. Problem was she was like KKK racist, to the point of absurdity.

I have a good life now, been with the same girl for 4 years. The part that no one will believe is that i'm short, overweight, smaller than average dick, and poor but have no issue dating or getting with women from various subcultures like 4chan.
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>>61841080
You don't have a true understanding if you lack lived experience.
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>>61842204
Show us some objects then.
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>>61838212
I'm a 6'5 boxing, ex-soldier scientist.
And I'm black.
Meanwhile IRL people don't believe me when I tell them I'm a virgin. Heh.
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Won a fight against a kid with a black belt in taekwondo. People call me an attention seeker but it happened. He didn't try to fight back, really, and he started it. It was just weird.
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>>61843476
I'm in the same position. I've dated multiple girls from /soc/, and I've turned down literal marriage proposals and plane tickets more than once. I've even been stalked by girls, which is honestly really fucked up when it happens in real life. My appearance is probably only a 4/10. I also have friends who have done the same thing and met their wives / girlfriends from 4chan. I've met lifelong friends on this god forsaken platform, and our plan is to all get a house together in the future.
I remember several years ago, I posted a thread on /b/ after I ended a very serious relationship basically sad that my life was more or less over at that point, and I was lonely. One guy in the thread was like "Meet mentally ill girls on Discord like I do," and it turned out to be very good and very bad advice.
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>>61843599
lmao holy shit people like this actually exist? yeah go live in a house with a bunch of unstable ugly freaks from fucking 4chan, that surely won't end in disaster....
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>>61843476
>I have a good life now, been with the same girl for 4 years. The part that no one will believe is that i'm short, overweight, smaller than average dick, and poor but have no issue dating or getting with women from various subcultures like 4chan.

this is easily believable to anyone who has stepped outside of their home at all, ever, and not gained their worldview exclusively from imageboards. short, fat, ugly people date all the time. even passable to attractive looking chicks.
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>>61838212

I gangbanged a sheep as part of my 4H initiation.
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>>61838419
Femoid is an easily brainwashed whore? I believe you.
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>>61843773
"She" didn't post tits and vag. Obvious LARP
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>>61838212
That i literally have nothing better to do than be here all day,reading dumb threads and posting even dumber ones
Memes aside sometimes i find fun stuff like this. Im sure a lot of people itt are just trolling but it was a really fun read. Thanks op and everyone who shared their stories
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One time I was a real life NTR bull for a Japanese couple. Don't feel like telling the story in full but I cold approached a Japanese girl in front her bf
>Inb4 pua is literally impossible left Reddit told me so
Yeah ok
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>>61843561
Tons of guys like about being black belts. Speaking of which I kicked one of such guys asses once
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>>61843967
>Don't feel like telling the story in full
fagoid this is what this thread is about
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>>61839076
>>61839451
milfing the flames
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>>61840993
I sometimes imagined that too.
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>>61838212
Wow I wanna cry now
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>>61838466
>Im a femanon
i'm sure
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>>61838212
>What's a true story that you tell on 4chan but nobody believes you?
I was born with a vagina
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>>61845523
i believe you:) discord?
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>>61838212
So some backstory, my grandpa used to be in charge of a motorway construction crew. This crew was made up of Irish gypsies. Every now and then he'd come to them with something he needed help with, and every now and then he'd help them.
>Be me
>Selected for Jury service
>It's about a historic pedo grooming gang in an orphanage, three nonces total
>One died on trial, one went missing in the 70's, so it's just this guy left
>Find out more about the missing one
>Younger than the other two, didn't work at the orphanage, but various construction jobs
>Start getting suspicious, ask family members if they knew anything
>He worked for grandpa's crew for a bit
>Caught trying it on with one of the gypsy crews daughter
>Gypsies killed him, grandpa disposed of the body in cement pillar
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>>61843558
I want to be like you one day, Anon.
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>>61846201
To be honest I wouldn't put it past the gypsies to waste someone, especially for shit like this. I guess it's just jarring to know someone who was directly involved in this.
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>>61840993
Hawaiian natives were like that supposedly.
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>>61840925
i tried that, it didn't give me any results
>>61844302
thank u good sir!
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>>61838466
>but Im a femanon.
Yep, would have been completely believable before you added that part. First of all, the number of women on 4chan is less than 1% and almost all of them stick to blue boards and the rest stick to /r9k/, a woman browsing porn is a statistical anomaly. Also, no actual woman would feel the need to add that last part in, only a troll would say shit like that to trigger the /pol/fags.
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>>61841231
Lucky, I had a similar experience, but reversed
>be me
>wake up in the middle of the night
>need to take a leak
>get to bathroom and take a piss
>wake up for real
>I pissed myself in my bed
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>>61838339
why is that guy sticking his dick in a stuffed gorillas mouth and why is the gorilla covered in paper???
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>>61839321
>Mom hires people to beat the girl up
LMAO are you serious? sounds hilarious. btw did the kick make you infertile?
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>>61839449
>doesn't even earn enough money from his music to live off it
>I'M A ROCKSTAR
the value of that term has really degraded hasn't it?
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>high school
>get off bus and head towards school
>girl runs up to me
>"hey please dont hit me for doing this"
>grabs onto my head tight
>forces me to kiss her on the lips
>try to pull back but at this point im just like whatever
>weirdly long kiss
>afterwards she runs back to her friends
>prolly tasted bacon and eggs since thats what i had for breakfast
>dont really know wtf happened so just waltz into school blushing like a retard (hadnt even held hands with a girl at that point so this was overwhelming)
>try to tell my friends but they all dont believe me and call me a lying faggot
>try and search for the girl all day with the deluded idea in my head thinking she had a crush on me or something
>get sick the next day because shit immune system
>saw her like a week later but already realized it mustve just been a dare

prolly the closest my life came to being anime. kinda fucked up that if the roles were reversed, the guy would probably be jumped and sent to jail.
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>>61840288
>knowing Danny phantom lore like this
i don't understand people who enjoyed Butch hartman's shitty shows.
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Really bad post. You should consider killing yourself.
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>>61838241
does your gf know?

not surprised that was oregano
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>>61845523
So, like literally half the human race. Good for you. or whatever.
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I really did win two huge lotto tickets and basically did nothing with them.
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>>61847310
like you didn't buy anything? do you at least NEET off them? or did you just throw them away?
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>>61843599
How to meet unstable girls near me
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>>61838726
Just wanted to let you know that I would break up with you if we were dating and I found out
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>>61838212
What happened after 4 years?
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>>61847398
Short version I use them to live comfortably why sell arts and crafts at flea markets and stuff. There is a whole story about how when I won the first one I tried to keep working, but for a various reason found it hard. When I won the 2nd one I just quit.
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>>61839914
whatever bro you made the right choice. proud of you man

>pic related you when the guy asks you to fuck his wife
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>>61846296
Gotta consider the situation in the UK as well. Police are terrified to go near gypsies, and let them get away with tons of shit. Coincidentally, a lot of nonces in the UK are straight up untouchable too. Nowadays it's due to political correctness, but back then it was usually a government connection. In this case, the owner of the orphanage was also a judge. Killing nonces was an easy crime to get away with for those two reasons. All you needed was someone with a construction site or a farm to get rid of the evidence. Doesn't have to be perfect, just enough for the police to turn a blind eye.
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>>61840322
surely this was in the news
and since you were 13 your identity would have been protected
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>>61838241
this post disgusted me, unlike the OP
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>>61841159
>>61842374
>you btfo him hard
samefagging on 4chan is the most pathetic thing you could ever do
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>>61846246
You want to be a virgin negro? pfffthahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>61843561
>He didn't try to fight back, really, and he started it. It was just weird.
That was his homework assignment.
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this Chinese girl i was friends with in college visited me at my house and i had unconsented sex with her.
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>>61846201
was it a pakistani grooming gang?
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>>61838212
ive fucked like 50 girls and bought small condo with cash. my only achievements
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>>61843599
>I've met lifelong friends on this god forsaken platform, and our plan is to all get a house together in the future.
Guessing you're 18-19
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>>61848682
Bro, man, the virgin mindset can be overcome. Don't worry. Meanwhile, most people can't become scientists - and it's not even that big of a deal.

And getting laid itself? Mindset.

Find you a good woman, man :)
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>>61840465
>4chan women arent exactly cream of the crop

As opposed to who? At least they have a personality

I've fucked several insanely hot normie women with the conversation skills of a child, chan girls at least have some humour and creativity
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>>61838241
same here actually. theres something attractive about the absolute nilism of this place.
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>>61849313
What the fuck are you even talking about? Are you retarded or something?
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>>61849367
Don't pop a vein, bro.
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>>61849378
kill yourself you passive aggressive little faggot
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>>61849393
Damn, man. I'm not even passive aggressive. I'm not aggressive at all. I'm telling you shit will work out in regards to being a virgin. Relax. It ain't an attack on your person.
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>>61849332
>At least they have a personality
Usually multiple
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>>61849075
Nah, this was the 70's. It was the owner of the orphanage (who was also a district Judge), the headmaster, and the headmaster's twink boyfriend.
Some seriously disgusting shit went down there. Like waking up the orphans in the middle of the night and forcing them to raoe each other disgusting. I'm quite proud that my family had a hand in taking one of the cunts down, especially when it took the law another 45 years to catch up to the other two.
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>>61849513
Legendary post
Organic
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>>61849634
What are the specifics of the case? I wanna look this up if thats ok
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>>61846246
Rub on the shoe polish, fag
>>61845721
Le reddit niceguy, kill yourself.
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>>61848695
BASED [REDACTED]POSTER
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>>61849430
>I'm telling you shit will work out in regards to being a virgin.
Try actually reading a post before you reply to it, retard.
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>>61840001
lmfao I'm 5 maybe 5 and smth
not everyone larps all the time
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>>61847128
>Danny Phantom Lore
>Knowing what the main character's Parents do as a job that is integral for the entire plot of the show is lore
>A fact stated in the first episode is lore
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>>61849978
You go around telling people you're a virgin, that's what you said. You okay, bud?
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>>61850245
link to the post where I supposedly said that
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>>61850264
I know I said it doesn't take much to be a scientist, but this really makes it seem like you're larping. Just scroll back, shouldn't be hard for you to keep track of what you posted, right? Goofy ass
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>>61850328
here, I'll spell it out for you: not everyone who replies to your posts under the name Anonymous is the same person. Crazy, huh?
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>>61838258
>>61838238
hes already been in her before so doesnt count
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>>61850359
Took you this many posts to figure out what was going on? I guess the brainlet thing is confirmed.
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>>61850400
>n-no I was just pretending to be retarded for (You)s, t-that means I won!
jesus christ kid just stop posting
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>>61838241
yup, im a multimillionaire but i like the company of 4chan faggots than most real people :(
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>>61850440
hurr durr where did I say that, point to the post huehue
jesus christ, bud, what's going on in your life? you can open up to me.
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>>61849655
Here. >https://www.cps.gov.uk/south-east/news/32-year-prison-sentence-over-care-home-sexual-abuse-west-sussex
The three charges we couldn't get him on was the result of one of his victims becoming absolutely insane and a convicted nonce himself as a result of the abuse, and thus impossible to tell what actually happened and what was his own fantasies.
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>>61838212
My sister and I send each other porn pics and links several times a week.
It started when I was 17 (she was 15) and I caught her looking at my porn folder on our old XP desktop that I kept in my room. (Parents checked on my sister's computer/website history while she was at school, but not mine).

When I caught her, she looked like a deer in the headlights, so I calmed her down and joked that I'd give her one of my old flashdrive to "use" and she could give it back when she wanted new pics/somewhere to hide it.

Since then we've kept sharing them, but mostly just video links, along with /hc/ and /d/ links.
We also used to write erotic rp fics on the flashdrive together, but unfortunately the flash drive broke a long time ago and we never copied any of it.
Now we're just lazy coomer siblings with a shared fetish for Anri Okita.
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My sisters know I peep on them shower and let me, its been going on for years.
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I'm actually 2 metres tall
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>>61850733
Push the door open a bit wider and start jerking off to them
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>>61850666
Checked and anripilled
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>>61850666
SACRED QUADS OF ANRI
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>>61843599
Underageb&
Some dumb teen sloot with unhealthy attachment to online losers looking at your Instagram stories doesn't constitute stalking, this is wishful thinking stemming from unwarranted self importance, the governing mentality of braindead zoomer groomer discord faggots
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>>61838626
He didn't eat his coom, so yeah unbelievable.
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>>61839321
Based proud white boi of Karen
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>>61838212
Thats based anon but we need details
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>>61839304
I'm sorry to hear that, maybe you can still afford rope?
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>>61843967
I want to know faggot. TELL NOE
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>>61838212
Imagine Putting this gif with the danny phantom theme song
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>>61850733
Why not ask to join in at this point. What could possibly go wrong
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>>61838212
>2018 Hawaii false missile alert
>For 38 minutes everyone in Hawaii thought they were fucking toast
>Bunch of fucked up stories
>One guy and his older sister decided to fuck each other and then were awkward around each other ever since then
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>>61839304
Lo siento mucho, anon. Solo no migres a Peru, aca ya estamos llenos
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>>61841775
Do you have any fetishes that you attribute to this treatment by those wackjobs? Depending how you feel...sorry and or congrats??
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>>61850103
>I'm 5 maybe 5 and smth
What does this even mean?
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>>61843726
What hick town was this a prerequisite in? Kek
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>>61838212
How'd it turn out, OP? Did she get pregnant?
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>>61846404
Not her but saying
>Am femanon
doesn't make it instantly unbelievable. Usually I try and post discreetly, but if there is something I'm answering that I feel would help in seeing a woman's perspective on something, I'll add that. For obvious reasons I don't typically out myself though.
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>>61853423
Sure, if the context actually matter. In this instance ,it's at the end of the post and adds absolutely nothing of value, it's clearly intended as bait to lure the /pol/fags in.
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>>61850666
>666sexualsiblings
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>>61850733
I showered with my brother well into high school and everyone in my household (including my mom) not dad they divorced-regularly walked around naked.
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>>61852233
I wish I could save this on my phone, no idea how to save gifs.
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>>61853495
I love this board been here for years. I'm super misogynist but secretly wish I could find a girl similar to myself to befriend. The problem is anyone like me, is usually as paranoid about swapping SN.
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>>61838212
I masturbate to this
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>>61853197
The experience kind of fucked me up developmentally, not only for not being raised among other people my age, or even normal people, but also sexually and difficulties I have towards relationships and women.

Fetishes, I've got a thing for older women now, but having aged into adulthood myself it's not the same anymore.
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>>61853547
Hold down on the image until the context menu comes up.
>t. Phoneposting while Vermentide 2 reinstalls
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>>61853627
I think most guys are like that when it comes to taste in women. We like older and then early 20s becomes the shit again
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>>61847168
She knows that I browse it, but she's never used it herself so she doesn't fully understand the misery that dwells here
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>>61852431
Now you don't have to imagine.
https://youtu.be/2djx83-4XNQ
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>>61854346
Maybe she has and you don't know about it
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>>61841775
Fake but I wish it wasn't and I wish it were me.
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>>61855479
>Can't into OP's prompt
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>>61840850
probably 99% of those are CCP bots and russian bots tho aaayyyyy lmao
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I was a 2 freinds loser in highschool who was made fun of all the time. Barely graduated and lived in my moms basement when I met a girl on a my little pony forum and we met up and I had sex with her. Turns out she lied about the pill got pregnant, and went crazy and I had to deal with it and began to hate women. Then she cheated on my twice but by that point I couldn't leave, but her guilt built up in her until she couldn't take it and tried to fix her life. So seh got a job and started working to support me while I stayed at home with our kid but she still felt terrible about what happened. Her next attempt make it up to me she tried to hook me up with a another girl like a "I cheated you chaeted make it okay" type thing but she flipped out and then we all just played mario kart but after a few years she started liking the other girl more and more until she started calling her our girlfriend. Now I have a 2 girlfriends and I sit at home and play videogames all day with 3 kids and I have no idea what is happening.
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>>61840754
I read this anon as I love ghost stories and believe in the afterlife. Thanks for sharing
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>>61848807
Story

Ifjifgug
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>>61855874
Based
Ugguiff
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>>61855874
Holy fucking shit dude, damn.
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>>61855874
>Now I have a 2 girlfriends and I sit at home and play videogames all day with 3 kids and I have no idea what is happening
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>>61855874
Greentext how it got to the last sentence.
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For about as long as I can remember, I've been a compulsive liar. I don't even think about it, I give people fake names and backgrounds instinctively.

I especially lie about who I am online. I've catfished everyone from e-celebs and B-list politicians.
I've never gotten busted as I have paid people to act on my behalf and keep my persona alive, and others willing to lie just because they like me.
I've learned an entire language for the sake of just lying to people, in addition to the one I just learned in school.

I've kept this act going for over 20 years now.

It's not meant to be malicious, I like these people, I forget that I'm lying a lot of the time.
I have amassed collections, I keep them all private. I fantasize and revisit.

Today I make a good living and am married, but I still keep this up because I can't let go. It'd be too hard. I know I'll never be caught and I hate that. I know I'm responsible but I won't just stop.
Nobody knows the real me. I wish I was open as a child, maybe this would've been avoided.
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>>61857843
do you know why you are this way? and have you tried getting help, like from a psychotherapist? seems to me like you don't want to be the way you are
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>>61857901
Everyone likes blaming their parents. Maybe I should. They disapproved of/punished me so much early on but also provided unrestricted internet. They also told me lying was okay, so I learned to lie whenever I felt ashamed of myself. I don't want to excuse that though. It is what it is.

I've seen three therapists, none were helpful, they just lampooned me and told me that "Yes, it was that easy. (to give up)" I didn't even tell any of them half of it either.
I don't want to be taken as a victim but that never helped. That was years ago so maybe I'll try again soon. Also all the therapists were older males, perhaps younger/female ones are nicer.
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>>61838419
no tits with timestamp = another black incel larping
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>>61839304
Jajaja pobrezolano
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>>61838608
I miss my opioids so fucking much
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>>61857843
Writing a screenplay on this as we speak



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