A bit pile of steaming wank edition
evening aIl
>>61850669good evening lad
Right, I hear there's been some scallywag going round here talking about an experimental medicine that's being trialed on the earths population, and while that might be the case in all other countries, you know yer boy matt wouldn't do that.Hey, i love you guys, take the vaccine yeah.
evening, should i have some hot chocolate and watch a movie or head off to sleep. went on a walk in the dark by myself and feeling lonely. i miss the bustling suchiehall street i know too well.
>>61850659what's the bri'ish equivalent of sneed?
Fuck being a spurs fan. Too stressful. Emotional-support apus are mandatory for spurs fans.
>>61850699>suchiehall streetI don't go there much anymore, but I remember when I lived up the top of great western road and worked in the town trying to walk home from work and having a load of drunks come up to me and try and start conversationsI've heard town is junkie central now, especially down at central with everything being shut
You are shitting yourself. Go to the bathroom.
Winter is horrible because it's cold and dark, summer is unbearable because of tourists. April is the perfect month
Aiming for high points on a couple of categories is the wrong idea and how you end up embarrasing yourself like a certain namefagWhat you want is low points in multiple categories. Those are the things you're supposed to be aiming for because they are essentially bullshit that can be applied to anyone.>Preparing foodYou use a timer, a microwave, or need prompting. Any of those gets you 2 points, sorted>Taking nutrition>Needs prompting to be able to take nutritionYou forget to eat, you need prompting.Ez, 4 points>Managing therapy or monitoring a health conditionYou use one of those day of the week pill boxes because you forget, ez, 1 point>Washing and bathing>Needs supervision or prompting to be able towash or bathe.You're a stinky boi who needs to be told to go in the shower, ez, 2 points>Managing toilet needs or incontinenceIgnore this, you don't want any points>Dressing and undressing>prompting or assistance to be able to selectappropriate clothing.You wear coats in summerEZ, 2 points>Communicating verballyBit difficult to get points here. A hearing aid gets you 2 points but 4 points or more is difficult to get unless you're a literal spacker who actually can't understand complex verbal information.>Reading and understanding signs, symbols and wordsSame again, unless you actually can't read or write you ain't get any points here.We only need 1 more point though>Engaging with other people face to face>Needs prompting to be able to engage with other people.ez, 2 points, enhanced rate securedor>Needs social support to be able to engage withother peopleez, 4 points, well over now>Making budgeting decisions>Needs prompting or assistance to be able tomake complex budgeting decisions.ez, 2 points>Planning and following journeys>Cannot follow the route of an unfamiliar journey without another person, assistance dog or orientation aid.ez, 10 points>Moving aroundIgnore unless you can't walk more than 200 metersOnly 8 needed :)
footy fans are mongs simple as
>>61850729was chased into the station by someone not too long ago when things were slightly looser. i used to work on suchiehall so it was easy to just get changed and shoot off. i need to find a new friend group who give a fuck when lockdown loosens up so i can club or w/e.town is shite at the moment, nervous when all of this is done itll be 10x worse. wouldnt shock me either.
>>61850673Not the best diet but it's not all takeaway and ready meals. Same as most, supermarket bought shit.Lifestyle choice has been lay down and rot.Don't panic i won't really be applying for something that people with actual issues get.
bored out of my minddon't know what to do at this time
Anyone watched the TV show Minder from the 80s? Any good?
went to buy a coat online earlierproper gassed about it then realised it had sold outthat's my british feel for the day
>>61850796used to when it was on ITV 3 or 4. Not great but comfy show.
>>61850796I like it. Goes down hill when Terry leaves but still watchable.
>>61850816real British feel would be going out without a cost because you're a hard nut
>>61850824been going without one up until now, decided it was finally time to get one even though I never leave the house
>>61850820>>61850823Thanks, lads. Britbox just added every episode so going to give it a go.
Just finished a rainy 11pm night run.Feels good.
>>61850836I'd worry about slipping if I ran in the rain
>>61850761IDK I'm too old and past all that, but I never enjoyed clubbing that much unless I was off my face on eckies somewhere dark with corners to hide and mong out in like the Subby or the Arches. Good luck finding post pandemic pals
>>61850824Real autismo feel would be going out with a big coat no matter what the weather
>>61850752I did something similar and scored enough to qualify. I wonder if the test is flawed or if I'm a retard.
>>61850829I have to be constantly reminded to change my shorts into jeans because my autism makes me dress like a retard and make stupid decisions, has to double back the other day and out a coat and jeans on
thanks for the birthday wishes ladscurrently binge watching an idiot abroad and watching an idiot abroad with my gfhope everyone is having a nice day I love you all
>>61850852wonder if that'll get you bennies against the checklist. I live in trackies and hoodies whatever the season personally
>>61850793/nightwalk/ fren
>>61850838You're not going to slip, it's rain not ice.I even run when its icy, just have to watch your footing more.When i run at night i dont use any music, i like to just hear the night sounds.
Threw up in the pub earlier, hadn't even been drinking. No idea what caused it.
>>61850867bit scary tha
>>61850855Great. Let's get a pic of you holding hands and a timestamp with a message in her language.
>>61850855Happy birthday TSL my lifting friend
alright lads who's the nonce of the day?
>>61850866it actually did lad my mum had to explain to the pip lady that I can't be trusted to dress appropriately for the weather which is true and I have trouble tying my laces as wellnot proud of it my brain ain't wired right
>>61850855Turns outLittle monkey fellaCongress tart
>>61850851>I wonder if the test is flawed or if I'm a retard.6 of one, half a dozen of the other>>61850852You might get 2 points for that lad but don't mention that you notice the issue by yourself sometimes
>>61850842i just like it because its a bit more enthralling than a gig i suppose. sub club is good and nice n sleazys is brilliant. thank you, i hope its possible.
>>61850871>the pubwhich reality is this?
>>61850931The one where you know the landlord and you get invited to a lockin
>A bit pile of steaming wank editionA big pile of steaming wank edition HAHAHAHA I made a spelling mistake. Anyway, hope you will enjoy my thread. This thread is dedicated to spammer lad, please send him your energy because he's got m=no friends.
>>61851007He rinsed you earlier. You also admitted you were fat.
>>61850970was on the news the other day the police bashing a pubs door in and handing fines to people attending a lockdown, be careful the pigs don't get ya lard
>>61851026He's never so much as rinsed a cup and I'm not fat, stop making up lies about me.
I never wash my tea and coffee cup, just splash water in them and wipe with kitchen roll every now and then
went to bed when the last thread was on 450 posts and woke up just before 500. mental how slow these threads are without me in them.
>>61851040The police round here know and don't care
>>61851067don't leave us again lad have a coffee instead and keep us all entertained
>>61851042It's there in the archive, fat boy.
Purchased some peppered chicken fillets for dinner tomorrow night ladslooking forwards to them
>>61851096Show me then, post the link to the post!
>>61851124the post is right here*farts in your face*how's that for a post? wahey
>>61851096Not lollers but, I think you're thinking of chika. He said he was 1 stone fatter earlier.
>>61851142Two fat anime nonces? Disgusting. You can almost smell the b.o and cumsocks
>>61851174get a grip mate you can like anime and not be a noncethough obsessively posting little anime girls is definitely nonce behaviour
>>61851203>you can like anime and not be a nonceThese claims are dubious and not scientifically proven.
fuck sake im still itchy all over
PIP achievements>Zero to HeroScore 0 points initially and 12+ on appeal>All your points are belong to usScore maximum points on every category>Golden OpportunityScore 6+ points for Managing toilet needs and incontinence
It's another night of the 25st loon slamming doors. Landlord told me to d/l a noise app, ok, you have to record in 30 second bursts, so i'm expected to pre empt his slamming. Fucking landlord wankers, lazy cunts.
>>61851276>Golden Showerwhip out your cock and piss on the assessor
>>61851236*carefully opens pipette behind his back**sneaks up on you*Come here anon, its ok*parts your fur and quickly applies the treatment*There we go anon, all done
Keep seething away loser
man these generals are absolute dumpster fires.keep it going.
>>61851356that straw my cock simple as lad
>Keep seething away Ioser
your just a fat neckbeard that larps youre 2 keystrokes from being a full fledged cock sucker
>>61851369Jesus that's an unfortunate body type
>>61851380I thought the lolilard was already bent?
>>61851388Yeah he unfortunately kept eating and eating.
>no truck postinglet me fix that lads
watchu schizos arguing about, can someone record a vocaroo in a funny british voice im looking for some gaffs
He unfortunately kept pissing and pissingAbsolute state
OI NIGEL, LOOK AT EM GO HAHAHAHAHAHE'S DOING THE BRITISH STANKY LEG
>>61851517>THE BRITISH STANKY LEGwhat?
umm schizo this might be hard to understand since you know, you're mentally ill, but attachin an anime picture to a post does not mean you're a pedo nor detract from the contents of said post
LOOK MATEMEET ME AT SNEED'S FEED AND SEEDIM DONE PISSING AROUND WITH YOULOOK MATELOOKLOOK MATE, I'M DOING 4MMCLOOK MATE
you spergs are boring, have a burning nigger im out
>>61851329beginning to think i do have fleas
>>61851042Hanako's armpits are the greatest anime character of all time
>umm schizo this might be hard to understand since you know, you're mentally iII, but attachin an anime picture to a post does not mean you're a pedo nor detract from the contents of said post
>>61851590Saved IoI
>>61851590Half-Life 2 charple
>>61851408What happened to the Euro Truck Simulator lad?
Goodnight sleepy anons
Alri lads?*Casts Farron Hail into the thread*
Anyone got any cozy Apu content? Not having the best of nights. Wouldn't mind trying to get comfy
>>61851873here's a personal favourite
>>61851873>You could tell by the vacant smiles on the frens' faces that they thought the womfy times would last forever but Britfeel Tower was one giant seether ready to coof up a lung blacker than Congo George
>>61851873I like this apu myself anon.What's up pal?
>>61851873Comfy cozy snug lil anon...
>>61851975friend an heroed
>>61851873I like this one a lot. Comfy...
Mad for taking drugs to be a crime when you think about it.>This is bad for you, so now you have live with murderers for a while
>>61852008Not good man.Have another cozy 1.
Has anyone got apu in a smart little suit waiting for a train?
>>61852103Certainly have anon.
comfy apu in the snow
>>61852123Thank you Iad. Very comfy.
>>61852198I do like that, and love this 1
Looks like the womfy-wumpalids are back.FUCK the seethie wizards.Night Guard has begun and it's NEETs only..NO WAGIES ALLOWED:This is Helper's World now.
This is pretty comfy lads
>>61852221Don't be so sure. We're always watching.
He posted a soijak.
Wish I had an emotional-support apu
>tfw maximum womfy posting
Toll collecting apu
>>61852266Why not get a real frog
>tfw enjoying it till womfers turned upStay comfy lads.
Very womfy antique apu portrait.
Theres a giggas and king apu but they're very rare.
pretty womfy fred frens
>>61850700sneed sneedingtonformerly sir Chuck's and FUCKS emporium
>>61852370The seethers surrendered.
>>>/wsg/3753567If we had this guy we'd still have to colonies
>>61852339My main, with love
you'll find moonlit nights strangely empty because when you call my name through them there'll be no answer
>>61852446i always pretend not to hear when someone shouts me aswell
OswaId Mosley
>>61852516Apolf hitler
>>61852417Tip top lad. I've been looking for that one.
>>61852516Uh oh it's a "woman larps as fascist for attention" episode
https://youtu.be/A29BMj3v86wphoar didnt realise pj harvey was so sexy. just want her to crush me to death with them thighs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HBBSG7tAfQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-7hMD2OgBc
https://youtu.be/LbITOA_eRBk
https://youtu.be/CvBOFsZuvjY
>exhausted at half six>have a twenty minute nap>nearly eight hours later and I now can't sleep>have to be up at 8Christ lads just fucking end me
>>61852738Not womfy only post womfy yt
>>61852799this is womfy yt fren>>61852675
Your 6 year old daughter starts twerking to the radio. How do you react?
The schizo retards tries get by with inclusionary collective language cancer in the well. It's not enough for the chance of life to be tolerated past infancy but that it must ruin that as well. Literal oxygen theif by being part of the living. Obstruction of justice.
i fucking love ginger girls and their pale skin HHHHHNNNNGGGGG
>>61852675well shes fucking beautiful she should suck a fucking fart and blow smoke rings out of it its so thiccxx
PUNGENTLY
Who TF points a markov bot at 4chan? New definition of "pointless"
>>61852848Seraquel.
Who TF replies to a markov bot on 4chan? O.o
thread full of schizos wonder if i'm going insane too
i cant remember the last time i cried. ive welled up, sure, but i couldn't recount the last time i shed a single tear. and im quite an emotional person. weird.
wtf is a markov on 4chan?
When are the barbers open again?
>>61853058>When are the barbers open again?never
>>61853062Why is the government trying to us into mole people?
Does Ebin have a mobile phone?
>>61851408>china shippingsend it the fuck back, lad
ching chongs will be british soon :)3 million of them coming for you :)
>>61853378Chinatown was founded by HKers and they are good, hardworking people that commit less crime per capita than white Brits.Nothing wrong with them.
Imagine being a replyfag
>>61853378Time to get me some sideways pussy
>>61853480back to /gsg/ schizo
Typical replyfag post
Really think everyone in the thread should watch tarkovsky's stalker. anyways. howcome i can never get to bed on time?
i saw someone in gsg talking about how we're like bots conversing.after that, i'll never replyfag again.
>deleted the chat with my ex>this automatically deleted all associated media>including her nudesFUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Lads I've been messing with PS3 and getting games and forgot to go to sleep. Oh well I'll just stay awake then. Hope you are having a nice night/morning.
might make a boiled eggthoughts?
>>61853637>he didn't back them upAbsolutely rookie error lad
Im about to cook up some.bacon and eggs for brekkyAny anons want anything?How do you enjoy your eggs lil anons?I like soft warm lil eggs....
>>61853697I like mine scrabbled with girl spit mixed through
>>61853697I like strangled eggs desu
boiled two eggs
Last one staanding
>>61853919>Last one staandingWhy, haven't you got a chair?
>>61853946Last one lying down bro
>>61853913Stick them up your shitter
>>61854072no i ate them. what is wrong with you
>>61854079>what is wrong with youA fair amount actually
the quality of night threads has really gone down recently
>>61854143Then don't post here, retard
>>61854141go on then, what's your damage
noodle time for me, the king
noodle gang
Lil anons and lil animes please watch thisIt is importanthttps://youtu.be/Yxp23Gkvn9g
want noodles but i'm still pissed about last time when i forgot to put the powder in
virus video
i am going to bed.will listen to a podcast as i fall asleep because ive got some negative thoughts on my mind otherwise. (thinking about getting old, death, etc. (on the other hand, it does make me well up when i see people in poor health/disabilities being taken care of through technology, it's heart warming seeing others put time/resources into bettering/making people's declining health more manageable-people clearly care about other people (sorry for weird rant)))
Noodles are very comfy cosy and snug
comfy cozy snug gang
Noodle tip. If you have the Mi Goreng dry noodle type, make 2 packs as usual for a decent bowl full, then whack an egg in there and give it a good stir. Awesome noodliness
>>61854296Wtf this is stupid and not funny!!!!
You pathetic sad fucking cunts.
>>61854454Somone needs a happy apu to start the day mr grumpy face
>>61854485Yeah. Well if one of you for once would add me and not ignore me after swearing not toBut no fuck apparently thats too much to ask! Fuck me. Pathetic.
>>61854503Sorry lad, try again and I'll add you right now
>>61854519Nethescurial#4921i know youre taking the piss but still
>>61854533>Nethescurial#4921Who are you expecting to add you?
>>61854533Changed my mind. I'm going to bed instead
>>61854238Anxiety, paranoia and blatant bisexuality
going to bed too. hope the morning lads wake up soon
>>61854545Hurr the cunt who asked me? What are you trying to achieve you disingenuous cunt?>>61854577you were always gonna do that
>>61854296andy kaufman is a really interesting character
It's a sad world when a freely given happy apu can't put a smile on anon's face
>>61854533Ah I see you in >>61713260 trying to get mentally ill boys to add you. Nonce.
>>61854609sad stalker.
>>61854594shit is just not funny though i don't care what a great performance it was
(((Sandberg)))Hmmm
>>61854594That is true anon>>61854616I can understand this perspective too
>>61854609Wait! That's my discord but I didn't post that! What the hell! I really didn't post that. Seriously. God what the fuck.
>>61854589Have a comfy cozy sleep lil anon....
>>61854652the ellipsis made that weird
>>61854671Iil anon...
if any of you fucking cunts aren't weird and fucking expect people to read your cunting fucking mindssome cunt fucking leave a discord info I dont give a SHIT who you are
>>61854719Who would ever want to talk with you outside of these God forsaken threads?
Now this is what I call comfy schizo hours
>>61854735Well you replied to me so some small part of you at the very least.
>>61854735Also: "outside of these threads" Well its fucking lucky im posting inside of these threads then isn't it you absolute fucking melt
Well, zero fucking replies. Shows what good you fucking people are good for. Fuck off then. Fuck you for.. no, fuck you won't fucking read it. Just piss off.
WHAT THE FUCKING POINT IS THERE OF YOU FUCKING JESUSCUNTS YOU USLESS PATHETIC FUCKS YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS ALL THESE PEOPLE IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL THEM PEOPLE YOU ARE FUCKING WORMS NOT FIT TO EAT THE SHIT IN THE EARTH YOU FUCKING USELESS FUCKS YOU ROB ME OF FAITH YOU ACTUALLY TAKE AWAY FAITH YOU ARE A LIVING DETRIMENT TO YOUR PURPOSE YOU GODDAMN PATHETIC CUNTING FUCKING PIECES OF LOWER THAN EXCREMENT YOU FUCKING FILTH I FUCKING DESPISE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNTS I HOPE YOU EXPERIENCE EVERY SUFFERING OF EVERY LAST PRICK ON HELL WHO ENDS UP THERE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO GODDAMN SHIT OF YOUR JOB TO SAVE THEM FROM IT YOU GODDAMN USELESS PATHETIC SELFISH FUCKING PRICKS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE FOR FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU COMPLETE BASTARDS
I really really like boobs lads. Especially anime ones. They're so nice and plump.
Big anime boobs makes my head play the berserk guts music
If you care so much, why do you never respond to my pleas for help? I'm not being facetious.
>LOOOK AT ME>ME SCHIZO ME SCHIZO SCHIZOPHRENIA XDDD YOU FUCKING JESUSCUNTS SCHIZOPHRENIA I AMA SCHIZO SO FUCKING COOL GIVE ME ATTENTION>SCHIZOPHRENIA FUCKING PRICKS BECAUSE I SM SCHIZOPHRENIC GUYS XDD>XDD SCHIZOPHRENIC XDD FUCK OFF AND DIE XDD>ATTENTION PLS XXDD AHAHA GUYS?
just shut the fuck up subhuman
I would destroy a woman in a wrestling match.
odds i eat evens i dont
Shambling autistic corpse.
The schizos are fighting...
Do any of you lads read?
>>61855346Nuts and Zoo magazine.
>>61855355What a lad. Love a good pair of baps me
Can banned from /vg/ for telling someone to seek Allah. Islamophobic that is.
>>61852837How would she even know what twerking was
Pre-ordered Hitman 3, lads. Should be playing it by next weekend.Love Hitman, me. First game I've pre-ordered in forever. I have all the achievements for Hitman 1 and 2 and I have 100%'d the game.Only thing I didn't do were the elusive targets because the game cucked me out of them. I'm still mad.
Any older guys here? I'm 51
Should I go to Sainsburys or Morrisons?
>>61856375no youre not, yesterday there was a 50 year old and a someone in his 40s, then theres some divorced bloke, refuse to think a person my dads age is browsing this shit tip, like why?
>>61856456Morrisons, see if the dwarf is still there
>>61856375>28 this yearhttps://youtu.be/Nk2Vm72nK00
>10 second dream right before waking up>some girl who I feel like I know playing with my hair and massaging my head>most realistic feeling dream I've had, swear I could genuinely feel the sensationbit sad it wasn't reality, hate it when dreams like this happen
>>61856468>Morrisons, see if the dwarf is still thereNot seen him since ~February/March before the first lockdown. I got served by some Asian women in her 40s/50s last time, not the chinese type, the jungle type. She looked nice though, can't tell with the mask really. How did you know that was me?
Victor Baldrew
New theory: This was Homeless Chans social worker
I'm 68 but no one would actually believe me
He was texting Darren, his best friend to meet him outside Greggs quickly. Darren is a struggling rogaine salesman, his best friend has just spotted the opportunity of a lifetime to get his sales career back
good morning guys, doing some work this morning. what should i have for breakfast? i might have toast and nutella. what are your plans for today? I might go a walk at the necropolis later.
>>61856592>necropolisIs that a cemetery? My brothers friend did that, weird cunt, what's the appeal? Aren't you just disrespecting the dead?I had a granola bar, banana and a cup of tea.
>>61856592gonna have chicken and rice, skip breakfast go straight to lunch, have a big tea as well skip supper
>>61856592play death stranding for 16 hours lad
>Reading Sapiens>Playing Yakuza 0Now all I need is to become a big stinky paki shovelling greasy takeaway in my mouth and I'm poleaboo
>>61856487Going to Sainsbury's and Morrisons is the most Ebinesque thing you could have posted, perhaps only beaten by the seafront or McDonald's (perhaps one after the other with a latte on the seafront)
>>61856625sometimes i lay flowers at a large memorial of a huge accident. my dad used to do that, i think one of his friends had one of the passed in his family, so i do it too. it's not disrespectful unless you're taking selfies in front of graves, or trampling/climbing all over graves. >>61856632hope the chicken and rice is brilliant, hope you have a good day.>>61856646nice one!!!! enjoy, man!!!
>>61856472Poley is 30 in just over 5 months if that's any consolation
It's closer now to Poleys 30th birthday than poley moving out into a flat
>>61856670t'es un genie, bien sur. Je m'apple EbinI haven't been to McDonalds since lockdown started because I'm too insecure the staff will judge me. Even though I'm j'ai faim.>>61856691Will poley become a wizard? I wonder
Another day making bank. Let's get it lads. Grind dont stop until we dead and buried.
>>61856720>grind>side hustlehate it
Just bought 2.5 liters of frosty jacks lads, time to grind
>the virgin grind>the chad toil
>>61856777How much does a frost jack's set you back these days? >Being able to but alcohol before 10amMust be good. Actual fuck Scottish laws. Like having set times you can buy a bottle eh Bucky is gonna stop alcoholism.
Je m'apple SakuladJ'AI FAIM!*lets a rip roaring fart off*OU SONT LES TOILETTES?
>>61856840>OuiabooMakes sense. Fuck off faggot.
>>61856827About 4.49 squids. 18.5 units, very nice value
Je TRE TRE faim
Excusez-moi, Je m'apple saku, c'est combien?
suppose i'll go buy a stamp for this card then
Oui, non , petite, Deux Look, I can a nonce just like you.
Big honking shit number 4 of the week. Another one I've not flushed and left to fester in the work toiletHad spicy chili last night so this one had a bit of a burn
I remember when I was 12 this girl really fancied me so we got together and then I dumped her after a day because I knew I had no idea what to do with a girl friend.
Frosty Jack is fucking disgusting, I've had the worst hangovers in my life in that stuff. Absolute gutrot. It's brilliant value for alcoholics though, been a few years since I drank it however. No doubt they've lowered the ABV and increased the price!
>>61857254>Frosty JackUsed to get 3 litres for 3 quid when I was 13It's disgusting
>>61857277I think they make it with the skin of rotten apples, lol! "White cider," indeed!
>>61857254my brother had a gf who was an alcy and pretty much just drank frosty jacks all the time. she had the loudest laugh
>>61851827which one lad you'll have to be more specific
>>61857352he fell into a vat of acid at the royal mint... the same fate as coinlad/paddingtonladI smell a conspiracy
>>61857376>royal mint is still closed>strike your own delayed. still the dinosaur series>strike your own winnie the pooh probably won't happen for another year if at all because new coins will come outreeeeeeit's not FAIRi haven't been for nearly a year, last time I went was 31st january 2020
>>61857400>Winnie the Poohinteresting, always liked Winnie the Pooh especially the old TV show the many adventures of Winnie the POOH
Watched pic related last night then remembered I saw it before and remembered it's absolute bollocks. The Soska Sisters are incompetent at best.
which dark markets are you using now?and bitcoin accepted, cause i was signing up to white house and they dont accept it anymoreand i dont want it to be complicated, like going through a million security things
>>61857488scat market ladhave made a mint selling my own poo
>>61857217Phwoar a 12 year old gf. Living the dream.
me? yeah im a chad among degens
>>61857488I use the ebay app with night mode enabled, thats a pretty dark market.got mesel a DAB radio for 7bong the other day hehehe get in there de laaaads
>>61857488haven't used any since silk roadI wouldn't know where to start now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1AiLdlVNA
>humble bundle
>ebin is still obsessed with saku 4 years later
>>61857900Can I get the Saku lore? He was before my time.
>>61857940Fat lad. Nice lad. Gay lad. Sad lad.
One of my girlfriends is pregnant
My trans GF had a pregnancy scare, turned out just to be bad constipation.
>>61850659Buses aren't running due to couple inch of snow, not able to get into work without 'emHate these valid reasons to stay at home.
I'm kind of disappointed that the vaccine is coming. I'm dreading having to work in an office again.
>>61858080Get a taxi lad? Bus not running isn't a valid excuse.I'm working from home and have not done any work so far today. Gonna go to the shop and get some snacks and come back and make a start.
>>61858108snooker starts in half an hour lad don't leave it too late!
>Bus not running isn't a valid excuse
Work was below average Just wanted to stay in bed with laaaarvely Frivvi I wonder what she smells like probably lavender <3 Time to fuel up before some strength training de lads Hope you are all well x
Imagine watching snooker
>Just wanted to stay in bed with laaaarvely Frivvi I wonder what she smells like probably lavender <3
>>61857985>Sad lad.Is he one of the skitzo lads?
>>61858174imagine watching footballhttps://youtu.be/CN6E4aN4szc
>>61857599oh welljust because these two i actually used recently hahaALERT: DarkMarket seized by German police. Watch my Twitter for updates.ALERT: Yellow Brick Market disappeared. It could be an exit scam or an arrest.WARNING: An ongoing DDoS on Tor's consensus servers is affecting the uptime of v3 .onions. White House Market released two temporary v2 .onions, behind my CAPTCHA.
>>61858227what the fuck are you on about lad? german police?Is this some twatcoin crypto thing?
>Is he one of the skitzo Iads?
Saku is such a fat cunt. Massive MASSIVE fat cunt.
Why re young people so political nowadays? Swear it was never like this when I was younger, and that was only early-mid 2010s
Saku is still in his mummys box room, not by choice. He's physically unable to leave due to his size.
>>61858299i blame jeremy corbyn and JME
Been here 6 years and never heard of "Saku" before
You'd think by now these Germans would stop hosting shit in Germany. So many raids are by German policeWhy do they stay in Germany? They make millions from comission and can easily travel to many different countries
>>61858232yeah sorry>>61858227this was meant for this >>61857644
Sister is going into a hospice today ladsFeels very, very bad indeed
>>61858316https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/saku/page/1/Ebin has been obsessed with him for literal years
>>61858344Prayers with you both anon
>Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)12:58:12 No.61858353>Prayers with you both anon
>>61858376even by britfeel standards, you're a sad bastard
>>61858314Yeah I hate corbyn but he did a pretty fucking phenominal job at hyping up young people i'll give him that>>61858344Why?
odds primal scream - screamadelicaevens sonic youth - goo
>>61858415she's got inoperable cancer and they reckon they can manage her pain better in a hospice.it's supposedly temporary but I'm not sure I believe that.
>fuckin ate corbin me wers bozzer hed sort this coroner virus right out he would
>>61858459Is she cute?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSnhReVZsro
>even by britfeeI standards, you're a sad bastard
>>61858488i fucking hate you british people and your shitty fucking language and accent
>>61858502>your shitty fucking languageStop speaking it then :)
accidentally fucked up another postal order for my work lads ooooops sharon didn't get her christmas discount nail file or decoration in her order oh noooo
Mini MayuriNonce Andrew
Sandy toes & salty kisses
Big pricetag on a little jumper
>>61858459What kind of pain does she get, if you dont mind me asking?
m-mister can you please help me? I n-need those c-cornflakes off the top shelf said Mayuri to the man in Tesco
>>61858299didnt you post this yesterday and the day before
Andrew mistakenly chatting up Mayuri at a britfeel meet thinking he's a little boy
5inches of snow here this morning, west yorks
>>61858502>accentwhich one?
suptiny bit hungovergonna make lunch for my gf and I in a bit so I need to go pick up some duck breasts, herbs and potatoes what's everyone up to?
>>61858654Planning on a snowy walk or anything?
ugh god like I just fucking HATE you briddish peeyupull and yourr ugh like ugh like shidee fucking langyouwitch and acks int
https://youtu.be/6PB2chqwFjc
>>61858698it would be nice, but no just got to go to asda to get food.
what's ebin's cuck count at this point?think he's been cucked by four people including tilde naw
>>61858745If you pop out on foot you're still seeing the benefit
>nawnonce
>>61858758got to take my mum and she already said no. but she is 60.
Why did he say he heard voices telling him to speak to kids?
anyone else look up forum threads on problems they know the solution to so they can read all the wrong replies and get angry over it
>>61858738didnt he die of smoking related lung cancer?
>>61858642Yes. Its stuck in my mind bc it frustrates me so much.
heart attack i think
4 inches of mayuri
made like 8 bun sandwichestzatziki + roasted peppers and mushrooms + kinda like some kind of swiss cheeseandegg + tomato + cheeseor slight variation
Cheese cake for lunch
Corbyn should have been PM. Such a shame the electoral are cucked to the Tories.
have a test over teams in ten minutes think i won't show up
>>61858846proper cant wait til all the old people are dead
>>61858855Me too lad, but the root of the problem is the billionaire elite who control the media, warping the news and politics to their own agenda
Another three hours of CIV VI. Getting the hang of it mostly, know what to look for when settling cities and that. Going for a faith win with Ghandi. Current neighbours are Mongolia and Georgia who I've declared as friends. I've an inkling one of the two remaining CIVs might be Russia, need to send a scout out and make some missionaries to spread my religion of Hinduism, although Ghandi gets additional faith if other CIVs establish religions in my cities too. Just having a bit of a tall through of my tactics lad don't mind me. Mongolia ain't going to be happy if I start producing Elephants because he hates competing for a high cavalry army.
>>61858868yea but only the old boomers and retards lap that shit up dont they, the real proble,m is the existence of boomers and chumps
oh man... i wanna see him take a bbc
is this lad really playing civ on a console
Mad how cunts call for de funding the BBC on grounds that it's too 'lefty' when the CEO is>An ex banker>Rishi Sunak's old boss>donated under half a million quid to the Tories.The press isn't left leaning at all - why do people think this? What
if all of society was intelligent and pragmatic then things would be great but that is sadly an impossible pipe dream
civ is for redditors who want a casual pseudo-gsg with less autism to play with their friends
>>61858880it's a very good port lad and has all the expansionsa really one of the best pc to console ports I've ever played desu, usually they suck arse
single player civ is absolute garbage and you'll get sick of it after a single playthrough, that's why it takes only 3 hour to complete a run at the default game speed, so you can play as other rulers for the epic perks that actually change nothing about the gameplay
I guess le epic Gandhi memes are worth it
>>61858895didn't know that but I'm enjoying it and don't have a PC (used to pc game but CBA nowadays)>>61858904three hours? I played 200 turns the other day and it took me 10 hours but I'm pretty slow maybeif I ever get a pc again what strategy games would you lads recommend? those total war Warhammer games look nice
>>61858924>pcNoncer
I like how you can tell if someone's opinion matters just by looking at their way of replying.
>anything other than PCnoncer
ebin sharpening the fingernail of his index finger for optimum poo pickage
can't bloodeh win with you lads I swear
>I like how you can tell if someone's opinion matters just by looking at their way of repIying.
Why yes, I do sit in front of the pc in my room all day.
https://youtu.be/M3a1txtSDn0
um what are you impIying
*SCRUNCH*The sound of Saku opening his 28th packet of Walkers Prawn cocktail crisps of the day
i don't get it?everything seems normalis it a meme video?
looks very much like a meme video to me
>240pfuck of
yes confirmedmeme video
fuck you, zoomeri remember when 720p was hd
>>61858978>work from home at my PC 9-5>sit at my pc doing whatever any other timeIt's very based but I'm also fat
https://youtu.be/4EFNLseYZ6g
720p still is hd
>>61859069>fuck you, zoomer>i remember when 720p was hdThat's HD Ready! (tm)
It was uploaded in 2013, there is no reason to not have that filmed in at least 480p
>>61858904>single player civ is absolute garbageshut your whore mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6YsMV3Uzj4
i remember how i rejoiced when youtube added 144pfinally a resolution i could watch without bufferingand first time i used 720p i felt like i was in a new world
i often watch videos i 144p and pretend i live in a simpler/poorer timeits how the serfs lived under the tsar
ebin freaking out after noticing blood on his finger due to a particularly extensive rectum rummage
>>61859086Did Mark leave YouTube?
N-nothing happened. I t-trust her
>>61859121he got outed and fucked by the DWP for benefit fraud and the DVLA for driving whilst under the influence of alcohol multiple times and his YT account was suspended as evidence
i think think of hd as meaning high density after hd dvds and stuffthere was also hd vhses with menus and stuffalso i have a blu ray writer on my computerdidnt use it much but its nice having the optiononce in the early 00s i had 4 optical disc drivescd romcd rwdvd romdvd rwbecause i read and burned hundreds of pirated cds and dvds
>>61859110Laugh all you want but this has happened several times.
ebin hearing voices telling him to ask a group of children to sniff his poo picking finger
>>61859162Any other similar losers on yt to follow?
>>61859187Not similar but Timmy is posting again, just keeps going on shopping walks though.
is this what a zoomer on ritalin looks like?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of1rL5whNxY
How can I get motivated to make positive changes in my life? I know it's roughly about fixing your brain via dopamine fasting.I'm 3 days into nofap.I'm trying to avoid sugar.I'm getting plenty of sleep.I'm trying to avoid shit like bread.What else can I do? Need advice please lads.
>>61859196Already follow him. If the video has "walk" in the title I don't bother clicking
https://youtu.be/LQEDrbCCq98why is she so cute bros
Never thought I'd get this down low and return to this shithole during the third lockdown but here we are...Anyways, how's my lads doing? I left here on NYE last year and returned on Brexit night (31/1/20) to spend the night with you lot. During the shit year, I got a gf but sooner broke up 2 months because of classified reasons. And I am slowly go batshit insane.
>>61859255>v-tuber>sheGet your life together
>>61859238>I'm 3 days into nofap.pointless SELF IMPROOOOOOOOOOVER shite>I'm trying to avoid sugar.good>I'm getting plenty of sleep.very good>I'm trying to avoid shit like bread.bread is fine
isnt that the kraut who migrated to japan and learned japanese and now does streams like this? imagine her sitting in her 2sqm tokyo apartment training to speak in this "cute" high-pitch manner. insane, i say.
>>61859238You can't just do a ton of shit at once. That's not sustainable. Do what you canNofap is good but focus on no porn instead. If you ever have a wank with just your imagination, that's fine and better than holding it in. Avoiding sugar is good but don't replace it with other stuff. Two meals a day. No snacks. Bread is fine. Sleep can't be helped. Good luck anon
>>61858066ooh heck lad you been pushing them in too much
no that's a native japanese girl who's part of a talent agency named hololive, alongside other talents who also stream using anime avatars
>>61859238>I'm 3 days into nofap.That's good to hear>I'm trying to avoid sugar.Sounds good>I'm getting plenty of sleep.Excellent >I'm trying to avoid shit like bread.Not sure how that works but either way I am rooting for you lad
>>61859238Have you thought about getting a girlfriend lad
>vtubing>"""talent""">companies dedicated to vtubers and promoting themi hate capitalism so fucking much bros
>>61859298I'm too fat, ugly, mentally ill and old.I'm 27 and I gave up on that idea like 10+ years ago.
>>61859308Don't the vtubers put on voices and personalities for hours? A lot of them are talented singers too, I'd say it's quite difficult to do you need talent to be a vtuber, it's like a voice actor/character actor but for hours
most of them can sing rather well and are able to entertain a large audience, so they're certainly more talented than the average /britfeel/ poster
vtubers are the most soulless fucking thing>corporate actor with corporate anime girl filter streaming on corporate account playing the game that corporation tells them to where people donate to said corporation if you're going to have parasocial relationships at least pick an actual fucking person
true redpill is finding vtubers with less than 1k subscribersits not degenerate if its esoteric, uhhh ~evola
there was an american vtuber posted in /indie/ the other week, she was streaming her play of some junji ito-inspired rpgkoopa chan or something like thather voice was sexy
> those days where lying on the couch is you doing your utmost best
Has anyone's mental health legitimately gone to shit during 2020? Like it never really effected me until March, even a few days before lockdown. I started believing in things that were nonsense that my mind made up. Is this a sign of anything?
>americanewwonly japanese girls please
>>61859392I constantly hear noises that aren't there. Like you hear someone messaging you, but it's actually nothing.
>>61859392Mental health has always been tough and go desu hard to say if 2020 made it worse or better. Have enjoyed being out of the rat race
>>61859392second half was a bit shitty yeah but don't think it was because of everything going on because im a shut in neet anyway and never really noticed a difference
>>61859430>Have enjoyed being out of the rat raceWhat do you mean by that?
>>61859441Not having to work anymore. Was furloughed for ages then eventually let go, on bennies now which kinda sucks, but I worked in an office mostly full of loathsome cunts. Between the depressing commute, the banal small talk, the horrible artificial lights and the shitty people I am enjoying this reprieve, am less miserable now than I was when I was working in the city
tfw the virus has made you realise you've had persistent dry cough and sneeze since long before it was aroundim sure that tight chest is nothing to worry about either haha
Woah, woke up to about 3 inch of snow.it's good but just spoke to my mum who lives 3 mile away at higher elevation abd those lucky buggers are properly smowed in. Gutted/10. Still get a snow walk down to lidl later though.
>i will never be a teenager again, with friends having a good laugh all the time, growing up, finding something im good and passionate about with none of the full worries and responsibilities of being an adult
>>61859483haven't seen any snow this year me
>>61859476>Not having to work anymore.I didn't work but I was suppose to be in college. I had a few mates I hanged around with. From September - December I was able to see them again though
>>61859392Loved it at the start as there was nobody about so my anxiety was lowest it's been.
>>61859483Snow just settled down here a few hours ago, two hours of it left
>>61858855This is a mega leftie cope. The population is still ageing even in spite of covid.
>>61859488Hope you get some, I love it when it snows.
https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE>tfw you will never crash the mall with Avril
>>61859493What were you studying lad? Sorry if your mental health has gone to shit too lad
>>61859503My mum said there was none this morning then it suddenly came down.You going out in it, or just mirin?
>>61859523Just mirin desu, I would go out but too lazy, don't wanna harassed by rozzers for being outside and I got college stuff to finish before the 21st
Mon then lads lets share our snow pictures, try and cheer each other up a bit eh?
Ok, so,snow, checkblackcat banger, checkIf I build a 4 inch snowman I should be able to blow it up?>>61859527I need some essential food.
>>61859522IT, was doing stuff about databases. Last year we did programming a website and I can't remember the rest.And yeah, thanks. Honestly this fight with my head has been rough. Every month they come back with something stronger
No snow in milton keynes
weed, snow and drillim in for a based time
>>61859544 here againLast year = 2019. Keep thinking I am in 2020 ffs
Pog lost the O on her car so now she's just P GMight buy another random vowel >PEG>PUG>PIG>PAG??
>>61859544Thats cool man, any aspirations career wise or are you just studying for interest? If you dont mind me asking lad how old are you?
>>61859539Bit crappy where I live (loadsa terraced houses) but I'll try get a nice pic.
>>61859487what were you good and passionate about?
hearing reports that shippy was one of the major sponsors behind the 'zooier than thou' podcast
>>61859565Not sure desu, still thinking honestly mateI'm 18 btw, turned it last year
>>61859554What you building anon?
>>61859571>zooier than thouRings a bell in my head, what was that again?
>>61859558Get rid of the G and have a POO
does anyone know if its snowing in derby i cant be bothered to get up and look out window
What's this shit? I don't have all fucking day
>>61859588>Rings a bell in my head, what was that again?zoos
Saku could eat Shippy for breakfast
>>61859578I reckon its too much pressure getting a teenager to decide their whole fuckin future so early on. I feel for the university meme, went even though I wasnt sure about it to study something I was passively interested in, graduated with a 3rd and thousands in debt. My advice would be dont go to uni for the sake of it, go with a clear plan even if it means taking a few years out.
>>61859595i asked my friend in derby and she said yes
>>61859603The reCAPTCHA mate, are you new here?
No one took the /brit/ bait
>>61859618You don't have to worry, I ain't going to uni
Lots of aspergers in this thread looks like.
>>61859636>Lots of aspergers in this thread looks like.You type like 1.
>>61859636Astute fucking observation lad well done
hearing reports that anon is one of the major posters behind the personality posts as he has nothing interesting to say
>>61859629if you post it here ill pretend to take it, i know how it feels to work on some bait and not have takers
Sakulad? A very large man, a behemoth if you will
Sod it, wake and bake time.
Saku is staring at the bottom of the crisp packet
steak bake time
Imagine filling out CAPTCHAs every time you want to post
>>61859672Is that the lad ebin has beef with from years ago?Did that all come about as ebin was flirting with a guy that ended up liking saku?Sure that was about 4 years ago no? Must have affected are eb's quite a bit.
>weed, snow and driII>im in for a based time
>>61859664Nah, I'll save it for a fresh thread and hope I get some (You)'s
>>61859694green palm tree man has arrived
I'm gonna bugger off now lads, might come back on later, might not. Enjoy ya afternoon lads
What? Tilde used Ebin for attention in the thread? Haha no way!
>Is that the lad personality has beef with from years ago?>Did that all come about as personality was flirting with a guy that ended up liking personality?>Sure that was about 4 years ago no? Must have affected are personality's quite a bit.
i thought it was a bit too on the nose but he took it anway
Honestly hate my family. But it's quite tough navigating through life alone. If i had a council flat. A garaunteed place to live. It would be much easier.
>What? Personality used Personality for attention in the thread? Haha no way!
>>61859723Morning for me as I just woke up, but yeah i'll enjoy it, ta.Hope you enjoy whatever you're doing>>61859726Think they used each other. Ebins proper thisty for attention, and til;de was a tripfag.What do you think they were meeting for?
>>61859736i dont hate my family, i dont wish them any ill will. i just don't really want anything to do with them
>>61859731He never did get to take his cock did he?Didn't he have a fetish about wanking over twinks sucking off old men or something?
>til;deObese fingers lol
>>61859762>Obese fingers lolSalad fingers lol
>>61859762>ObeseLolilard
lolilard
That upset him.
Numbers have indeed been done
>>61859824He'll be dancing his monkey dance for us all day.
Got him in a headlock.
Got him on the ropes now.
any idea what could cause heat haze outside on a cold and cloudy day?
Spamming copes now
>He'II be dancing his monkey dance for us all day.
Yes, this is my friend
all of a sudden im getting shit loads of those motivational videos in my recommended on youtube, ive never watched one before so has youtube managed to work out on its own that im a lazy neet and its trying to help me? impressive
>>61859857> hairy fingers typed this
Can't see how he can possibly recover.
>>61859881>motivational videosare they attractive people doing fun stuff with dance music playing?
>Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)15:31:12 No.61859882>8 KB JPG>>>61859857 #>> hairy fingers typed this
grim. kinell
>>61859607Imagine saku and shippy rolling up to a premier Inn breakfast buffet togetherThe staff would never recover
>>61859901so far the only ones ive seen are /fit/ lads being very serious and talking about making yourself suffer every day, background music on some of them is pretty good though
i want this thread out of business sunshine
pretty high ladshttps://youtu.be/4Yy0pPTrHlk?t=48
would wager i have the highest aoe2 ELO in the thread
>>61859916*throws you a banana*
>>61859881Joe Wicks wannabes
I had a small cut on my penis frenulum and it's healed pretty much, but as a result my foreskin is a little tighter than usual because of it, when I get an erection it doesn't roll down behind the head naturally like it did before - only half way. Has anyone had this similar issue before? Should I leave my dick to naturally de-loosen or should I stretch my skin a bit? Need answers
>>61859942Sound like a couple of top blokes
>>61859967>Obese fingers typed this.
>>61859956i love the way he can't even bring himself to properly put it down, he has to forcibly turn his hand to tip it out
Any Katy Perry man in?
back from asda, eating soup with week old tiger bread dipped in
>>61859996>Obsessed fingers typed this.
went on a big walk, now im just lying in bed. order food tonight or cook something?gonna watch some spike island and wish it was me.
>Anonymous 01/14/21(Thu)15:37:10 No.61859967>104 KB PNG>61859916 #>*throws you a banana*
>>61860038i did..... a week ago
might as well move over to a new thread eh now guys?>>61860045
Ebin was 27 years old when he learnt how to wipe his arse with toilet paper, instead of using his fingers to scrape out the remnants.
>>61859578I started posting on r9k when I was 17 and it's wild that people who were 9 years old at the time are now on britfeel threads
claiming the last post for myself again
>>61860967I don't think so, chump
I've won the thread.
More like Cuckstopher Bumsniff
Me. The winner.
