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you enter your room
see this

what do you do
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tell it to fuck off
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>>61856294
Woah! Windows XP
I haven't seen that in ages
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>>61856294
feed her eggs
eat her out for an hour
leave
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>>61856294
Pretend she doesn't exist for my own entertainment and see what happens
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>>61856294
tell her to leave
clean the poo stains from my desk
reinstall computer, because it could be compromised
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>>61856333
That's actually pretty funny. She'd just sit then awkwardly hips spread wide with a confused look on her face wondering why you're not doing fuck all.
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>>61856294
>Are you the human fuck doll I've been dreaming of?
>Sure am, baby
>sweet
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>>61856294
tell her to wipe up all the ass and beef curtain sweat.
Tell her she's a dumb whore.
Kick her out, slamming the door on her. Fap to monster girl hentai, while ignoring her sobs.
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>>61856294
>verify she is not related to me
>fuck her brains out
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>>61856294
>verify she is related to me
>fuck her brains out
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Upgrade to a newer operating system
Xp is a security risk
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>>61856294
cuddle and cry
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If you have no feet you wouldn't wear shoes
If you have no hands you wouldn't wear gloves

So tell me OP WHY DO YOU WEAR A FUCKING BRA?
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>>61856294
i would never be in your room in the first place
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wonder, where the female beauty products came from
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>>61856303
>>61856324
Based and correct answers
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Grab her right by the pussy (male)
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>>61856294
realize where the stink of rotting fish was coming from
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>>61856958
kek'd
(very oregano comment)
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>>61856294
dial the nearest black bull to breed her while I watch.
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>>61856294
I politley ask her that she kneels for me and pucker her beautiful blowjob lips while I unzip my cargo pants, revealing my throbbing, erect penis. She reminds me of my mother so I would punch her a few times before anything just to make her cry (my moms a bitch). Once the looming danger and rape hopelessness settled in and tears started rolling I firmly grasp her face from below, forcefully puckering her lips with my thumb and index. Leaning in to whisper I would say, "you are daddies girl now baby" then quickly shove my cock into her mouth before she had the chance to realize what was going on/resist my demands.

Thrusting my already pre-cumming cock in and out of my brand new mouth pussy I reel my head back in ecstacy while wailing with pleasure. Her eyes fill with a desperate sadness while she shamefully looks up at me. She is very lucky because If I saw her do this I would shoot her in the head with my gun. After cumming I take my penis out of her mouth and hover my wet dripping cock over her miserable face and say "I want you to drink my cum that is in your mouth or else I will give you a black eye." very firmly and dominantly.

After she slowly and sadly gulps the cum I would smirk and grab her by the hair and drag her onto my inflatable mattress and tie her to it with cable so I can rape her whenever I want. Since I am very horny I would probably have to rape her 3-4 times a day (the amount I masturbate) just to keep myself from going crazy. I also think it would be very hard for her to escape since I work from home and rarely leave my room.
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>>61856324
based and yes
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>>61856294
First I pick a pretty princess dress for her from my collection. She looks like a good candidate for Belle. Then I introduce her to my other princess servants. After she made out with them one by one I would test her with some light bondage with the help of the girls.
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Apologize to the lovely lady as I have clearly entered the wrong room, but like, get a good look first
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>>61856294
>the os
>the browser
install for hours
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>>61856294
>unironically looks like one of my exes
>bikini and stockings are almost the same, too
Also, why am I still running Windows XP?
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>>61857137
thats a very cute pic, anon
last time i hugged someone was my bros at the end of middle school
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>>61856294
I boot up the pc and play some hearts of iron
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>>61856294
the pc has the same image as the op pic heh
nice
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>>61856294
Realise that I'm in the wrong room. Leave.
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>>61856294
anon, I'm a wizard. why would there ever be a girl in my room? at least make your hypothetical scenario vaguely plausible.
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>>61856294
browse 4chan wit her
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>>61856294
>what do you do
Proceed to have sex.
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>>61856294
Pray that my dick is bigger than hers
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>>61856294
fug bros im about to do a sexual thing
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>>61856294
>chestlet
Call the police and have her arrested for break in and trespassing.
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>>61856312
I would fuck that thing... and the girl too !
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>>61856294
Ask her politely to get the hell off of my desk. Then we would go from there.
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>>61856357
Absolute based anon. You need to deep clean the desk and the system, the system may have contracted aids from that whore
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>>61856442
Very based to tell that thots to fuck off
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>>61856294
Clocks with 4 numbers annoy the fuck out of me. You should only have to look at a clock for half a second for your brain to get the time from it. With those things you could easily get 1 and 2pm mixed up etc.
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>>61858195
Do you still hangout with your bro anon
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>>61856294
I fly into a rage and beat her senseless



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