havent made a britfeel in a while edition
first for schizoposting
Secret Service (2008) REVIEW(also known as Secret Service: Ultimate Sacrifice)wanted a corridor shooter to mong out to and secret service looked like it'd be that turns out it's some high IQ shit where every 5 minutes you have to stop shooting and do fucking pipe puzzlesthe ones from bioshock but on crack, on a 8x8 grid and filled with mines that fail the minigame if they take power not so bad on its own except you have a FUCKING TIME LIMITand sometimes they're placed well after checkpoints other than that it were alright i suppose but fuck the hacking minigame that shit can swervethere was a cool idea where other agents turn on you and side with the enemy, but you're not authorised to kill those agents only incapacitate so you have to switch between your taser and your rifle and check who you're shooting before you firealso of note that it's an activision game that on several occasions is a literal ripoff of cod4, an activision gamethe compass looks similar but it doesn't end there, there's several levels that are straight copies of what was in cod4>broadcast ripoff >night vision that show lasers>ac130 level ripoff >the last level is literally mile high club from cod4, complete with a hostage at the endtook me about 3 and a half hours to complete, but i had to repeat hacking minigames over and over so that probably ate up a fair bit of the time also the cutscenes suck ass they're just wireframe models talking to each other and i wasnt paying attention to them anywayanyway thanks for reading my blog
Vaccine my arse.
Every day the same selfiePeak tim hours?
Peak tim
They say its ride or die for your britfeelers?
Cos that's how we roll in britfeel?
99 luft balloons senpai
Britfeelers.jpeg
/Real Britfeel hours desu
What do you think of guys that wear beanies to hide their bald head?
womfy britfeel hours
>>62454452You mean like The Edge?
>>62454484Yes like The Edge.
Fuck all seethie weethers
>>62454452Wear a baseball cap and leave enough hair at the back and sides so it looks like you've got a full head of hair but really you've just shaved the top like a monk.
am a very tired lad, gonna go to bed and stare at my phone i think
Time for bed.Great day of learning has been had though.Gif not related, just something I wanted to finish before bed.
Tried to redpill my online friends to the benefits of bennie life but they didn't seem amused.
>>62454615Tried the KFC ones? Not quite there but almost.
>>62454632I haven't but the hot chicken wings are quite possibly the best crisp ever created.
>>62454644They may well be. Very punishing to the tastebuds.
...Shawty had them apple bottomed jeans.... boots with the fur ....the whole of britfeel was groyping her
For me it's Anglo Donk
Real donk rides
schizoposting hours
>>62454203>have appointment to drop my car off for service first thing in the morning>too late to go to sleep without feeling like shit when i have to get up>extremely sleepyLife is pain.
>>62454632had the kfc ones today and they were pretty boring wont even bother having them againt. fucking loves the hot chicken wings ones
>Fuck all seethie weethersYou mean basedie waseders, lud.
Song and gif need to go together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSdBtoIIYT4Not my gif.
>*Explores the abandoned, decaying, war-torn streets of Helper's World, a horizon of hollow or collapsed buildings stretches on for miles, the remains of old wizzas still litter the streets, the ground is hot because of fires still burning in the wumpa mines, and statues of HHL are toppled and defaced with vile insults and accusations. The sickening scent of decomposition malingers on the greasy smog that rises from smouldering corpse pyres - with Apu heads stacked up into pyramids and their bodies left as food for birds. I wonder to myself what this place would have been like before before the devastating Seethie-Weether attack, was it really a womfy paradise as the britfeel legends say?
having massive sads tonight lads, massive ones
>>62455239Suddenly realised you're over 25 and still living in a house share? Or worse over 20 and still living with mummy?
>>62455263no i realised that ages ago, just having sads for the sake of it
>>62455239You might want to try>eating junk food>alcohol>other drugs
>>62454895https://youtu.be/dO6v_tZtyu0
phoar gna have a wank to first dates teens
eh this teens first dates isnt very good. nornal first dates is bad enough. these kids are even more autistic
>>62455028Kek I made this pasta. Also HHL did nothing wrong.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Seetheanon? I thought not. It's not a story HHL would tell you. It's a Seether legend. Seetheanon was a Dark Lord of the Seethe, so bitter and so abrasive he could use the Feels to influence the (you)'s to create rage... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the thread he hated from calming. The dark side of the Feels is a pathway to many posts some consider to be infuriating . He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his posting privileges, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to the janitors. Ironic. He could turns others to fury, but was unable to stop himself.
Morning morning morning lads. Going to have a nice little bike ride, does anyone want to come with me? Hope you will have a happy day!
*enters the no.1 cause of seethe into the thread... >>62456075*
>>62456198Good morning early morning lad!Seethe is a choice and I don't have control of how lads feel. Are you just awake or you haven't been to sleep yet?
Oh my lord she is perfection...this is why I'm a paypig slave for her. How could I say no to those eyes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piZ8BrTMcBE
>>62456734Oi oi Saved all those Jen pics from last thread Glad to see you around de lad :)How are you? I mainly pay pig for Lauren and buy off her wish list
>>62456734Alri helper lad, thought Gibi was your favourite ASMR girl?
>>62456982>Saved all those Jen pics from last thread Post them de lid. Lauren is a Goddess so I don't blame you paypigging. She should collab with Jen instead of that washed up southern tory slag Lucy.I'm off to sleeps now, been up all night shitposting and grinding Cold War.>>62457002Alri de lid. Gibi is gorgeous, probably my 2nd fave after Jen but she doesn't have Patreon and I'm too lazy to make a Twitch account.
Whats everyones plans for today lads? In work myself untill 3pm then going home to the new doggo and taking her for a nice walk round the estate.
my mum came upstairs into my room and woke me up just to tell me the electricity will be offare you fucking kidding me
>absolutely pissing it down outsideWomfy.
>these crypto chartsI'm seriously concerned about ShoutanonYou alright mate?
>>62458522he needs a reality check sooner or later
I'm thinking about buying raw (dried) tobacco leaves and grinding them to make as a tea or even add to my coffee (20-30g at a time). I've never been a smoker but I do think nicotine can be a good thing. Like anything it becomes shitty when humans process it (Add loads of tar and fillers and light it at 600 celsius on the end of our mouths and inhale the smoke)https://tabakblatter.de/en/produkt/virginia-gold/
>>62459066This is such a dumb idea lad Please just start playing magic the gathering instead Bit of a social life to it Might even meet a sweaty fat girl to fuck you never know
>>62459219A genius idea always looks dumb to the untrained eye. I'm sure they laughed at einstein and tesla and the curies
Guess its time to stop laying in bed listening to lil peep like im some twink 19 yr old fuck boyInstead im a bald overweight 23 year old with cum stains on his sheets Think ill move to my chair and play wreckfest or Diablo n have some coffee
My post is stuck in a loop
>>62459347has it been returned
>>62459320>lil peepshould have twat wrote on his head not baby. although he does look baby brained
>>62459376Yeah lid sure
>ah bro just tell me what gender your baby will be >ah no way dude got to do a rveeal party ha>sure br other you could just do a big text and let your family and friends know >ah no dude I got a GREAT idea help me build this >ah bro seems a little unsafe >no no its fine bought it from some polish fella >you smell burning bro?>BOOMWhat a plonker
>>62459365Not sure, I never got notified of anything. I hate buying stuff from the US something always goes wrong
>>62459433What caused it just a faulty device? Still sad
wish i wasn't awake
>gender reveal partieswhy are yanks like this lads
>>62459606Weird ent theyHappens here as well though
For those of you who like him or care, HHL was soft-doxxed in /brit/. Expect him to come crawling back.
>>62459623We don't bloody want him, he's been kicked out of here, /pol/ and now /int/ He can go dwell in the origami board
>>62459623Whats soft doxxed?
Reading about some absolute junkie in the paper. Caught with drugs, gets community service. Assaults his neighbour on the head with a wrench, community service. Finally stabs somebody in a drug deal gone wrong, 6 months imprisonment.Seriously what does it take to actually go to jail, his address in court was the same one as where he assaulted his neighbour, wouldn't the council move you away?
Wish someone could hurry up and make suicide booths a thing already
>>62459623Who knew he was a Mackem all along?
>>62459638A mean tweet now a days mate
>>62459640You have a bath don't you? All you need to buy now is a hairdryer and an extension cord.
>>62459623who is hhl and what is his story?
>>62459677https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/HHL/
>>62459638It takes a LOT to actually go to jail
>qrd??Yeah fuck off lazy newfag
>mummy knows I'm really anxious about going to the chemist today>offers to take me to mcdonalds as a reward aftermummy gang!
Imagine being a fully grown man who's excited that his mummy is taking him to McDonald's.
>>62459708t. no mummy mcdonalds trip later haver
IIT: Macdonaldslets mad
>british gas sent me a bill>they've actually underestimated how much gas i've used instead of overestimating it like they usually dooh no
Playing wreckfest listening to portishead Wish I had something to drink desu
Sad news, Ebin has sadly passed.
>>62459783passed by where exactly? where is he going?
>>62459731Whats your usual McDonalds order? i like their burgers but they make me sick so I only ever have fries/diet coke
>>62459783What are you, the coroner at Scarborough General Hospital
>>62459700Why you anxious going to a chemist
>>62459766Give your reading NOW!
>>62459806the larger chicken burgers they bring out seasonally are always good, particularly this spicy tomato christmas one I used to get a lot at uni. You're so right, low quality beef burgers can suck but I feel like it's hard to mess up chicken >>62459827I'm anxious about everything tbqh
>>62459836just did lad, the pricks are sending me bills quarterly instead of monthly so it's a bit pricey
Lads i got myself a bird cya later virgins im a fucking chad now
>>62459844>I'm anxious about everything tbqhSign of low tests
>>62459872sounds good lad, how did yous meet each other?
>>62459854only the small energy companies send them monthly
>>62459844>I'm anxious about everything tbqhSame, getting those nervous shits about the idea of going to a shop
>>62459907>Same, getting those nervous shits about the idea of going to a shopSign of low tests
>>62459883>sounds good lad, how did yous meet each other?On this video calling app similar to Omegle was using it drunk and to practice my social skills.
>>62459909Low test scores? Or low testosterone?
>>62459623Helper Helper is a nice lad he talks to me when no one else will
>>62459907:(for me, it's needing a wee all the time before opening the front door
>>62459909I full on think I have this, but my voice is really deep so probably just gyno
>>62459931Looks like something out of attack on Titan
*seasonal tipping intensifies*
Mums about to drive off and get her kfc chicken dealMakes me sad
>>62454284>corridor shooterthis sounds like a comfy genre actually, are there any you'd recommend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FmRSY6r5Sc
>>62460096Should have syphoned all her petrol out of her car last night.
>>62460101cant think of many off the top of my head, i just like shooters you can switch your brain off to and just play through without any faffing about figuring out where to go (like boomer/old shooters tend to do) or that don't drag on for too long it's an inherently forgettable genre but i enjoy themthere's the obvious ones like cod campaignstitanfall 2 has a good campaignbut the good ones dry up and you find yourself playing through stuff like homefront and fear 3 i just think they're neat
might leave early today boys, if we're luckyclocked in 90 hours for this month so that plus furlough means I'll be making my normal wage ish this month (a bit less but I'm still pleased)treated myself to a keyring and a pair of socks
Lolilad perusing his collection of Lostprophets and Gary Glitter CDs
>>62460226I found footsie a vid he may like.
>>62460328Is that Warwick Davis in drag?
love a maccies a la mum me
Did you all know HHL has a twitter account with 16k followers? I had no idea. Apparently he's been forced to make it private though.>>62459767>tattooabsolutely fucking not
>>62460443>Joined January 2011 Grim
Unconditional uni offer lads. Pretty excited. Looking forward to it actually. Have 1 or 2 more uni's to hear back from but it'll be out of 2 uni's.Unconditional though, pretty sure that's quality stuff? It means they really want me no? I have far, far surpassed minimum requirements for the course anyway. Dropped a course this year at a top 10 uni in the world for a different but similar course.
>>62460467Congrats! Where you heading lad?
>>62460443HHL betrayed us lad. He isn't welcome here. He left us to the Seethers
QRD on the new HHL info from /brit/
Me? I wonder what HelperLad meant when he said that a 12 year old boy being sexually assaulted "probably enjoyed it".
>>62460512Maybe we'll see him changing names but keeping the same trip yet again so this post follows him longer still
>>62460473It's around my town so not prestigeous uni by any means but it's going to get me a degree I want to get into the profession of sports therapy and rehabilitation. Had a pretty shit few years of mental health so I think this will be a solid chance to move forward. Career is good, money is good, I'm really interested in it and do a lot of exercise myself. Then I could do a masters in Physiotherapy and become a physiotherapist which would be amazing.
>>62460569so when you said top 10 in world you meant top 10 in sports ?
Im going to rot away in my room
>>62460497I thought he was the main seether?
It seems that all the personalities get doxxed in the end, even the Anon image spammers.
>>62460582sciences yeah. Was proud of that but wasn't meant to be. Mental health wasn't very good going into it, I was sat in a hot room that was extremely loud for months alone doing really low quality online work. Miserable time that was. Also struggled massively financially because I couldn't find any work.The subject sounds meme but it's not. It's a great subject with a mass of opportunities that can come through it. Most of the time you need to specialise and do a masters for something more particular but not always. It's also health sciences which gives more opportunities. Know of people working for massive corporations training the staff and keeping them healthy. Working with the sickly and earning great money from it. It's not like GCSE pe lmao, it's more than that.
poor hhl. just goes to show never post information that has even the most tenuous link to your real life persona or you might get doxxed.
Its shitfeel who cares about anyone on here
Don't think I'd care if the cowards from /britfeel/ knew where I lived t bh
might go out for a walk in the wind and rain later lads
>'''Pandemic'''>killed 0.03% of the global population
>>62460643aye lad. there surely wouldn't have been that much more deaths if we had just let the virus run unimpeded through the population
https://youtu.be/aeeJhEpeUfc
I keep forgetting on other boards you can say stuff which has been said before and do short replies
I don't remember the last time /britfeel/ had such a crisis as now with the looming threat of HHL being doxxed. Awful.
>>62460674You're fucking braindead>>62460643>0.03%Not even. Because it's well known majority of those deaths are reclassified as covid anyway. That doesn't come anywhere near the reflection of the actual deaths.
Might have lost my job ladsI drew a dumb picture of a co-worker who thinks her university education matters for the job of inspecting a warehousePic related
>>62460954Education is heavily suited to women and their behaviour patterns anyway. Basically one big socially regulated and enforced social club.
I've never met a person called Craig who wasn't a total idiot.
>>62460976They are more valuable to society and more educated than you, no need for the excuses mate.
>>62460992I personally hate Liam's. A horrible bunch of people. Horrible chavs.
>>62461037Very poor bait, women have value of course, you're right there, but its not in their education.
>>62461037I'm educated but I'll bite the bait anyway.They have more reproductive value but I'd argue on a day to day basis, they are not the most desirable options as an employee for most industries. Not all, but most are toxic especially when in groups. Very nasty, bitchy, vindictive and resentlful. Every workplace I've been in where women have joined, atmosphere changes and they directly or indirectly cause a lot of trouble. Working in women heavy workplace was hellish. They are very nasty and they'd talk around my workstation. They are extremely nasty jealous and vindictive people who cannot control their emotions. There was one lass who joined there and she was very successful and capable. She didn't speak to them much as she wasn't interested in their girly shit like love island conversations. They hated her so much because it was just a stop gap, because she was better than them. They teared her down and made her life a misery. Poor girl.But I reiterate; in the real world majority or women aren't very good workers.in most industries. Educated in meme degrees or not.
>>62461044Are you educated to a university standard?Of course women have worth, wtf? bit weird that you think anything otherwise.Uni education>no education>>62460954This is misinformation. You are trying to imply that those courses aren't as "valuable" as other courses which is false for getting a job.
>>62461117>Are you educated to a university standard?No, are you?
Very alone lods
>attempt to play csgo>ping ranges from 100ms-700ms constantly>if anyone in the house refreshes a web page or looks at their phone my ping just skyrockets>get annoyed at the fucking lag making anything online unplayableSky can go and fuck them selves tbqfh lads
>>62461151Post graduate in psychology.I see now why you're so defensive.
>>62461117>Are you educated to a university standard?Not that Anon but I have a uni degree and I wish I had not gone to uni and just got a job at 16. I just see university students as people who want to waste 3-4 years of their life before going into work. There is nothing special about having a degree.
Just walked up a steep cliff path 3 times for some exercise. Just preparing a pot noodle now
>>62461195What lead you to choose Psychology rather than another degree which would have ensured better earning potential?
Ancient aliens is pretty good lads
>>62461204Anecdotal.>>62461232My earning potential far outweighs that of non-university educated people.>>62460954Hope you lose your job.
>>62461181I moved from Sky to VM about 6 years ago. Not had any problems.
>>62461256Probably a LARP but why are you seething so much
Me? Went uni? No no I didnt I stayed living at home Working retail No friends or partner Now i go to work Come home Do nothing And go back to work I would like to end my existence
NEETs in here don't understand that university isn't a guaranteed job in that field, but gives you the opportunity for a job. It opens doors which would otherwise be closed for multiple reasons, you have references, proven that you can stick with something and are educated on a specific subject. Instead of being NEET for 4 years with no references, knowledge or work ethic.
>>62461269>live with parents>they have lowest package>tell them that you can pretty much quadruple download speeds for one pound extra a month (next package up is a quid extra )>they are having none of it>tell them ill pay the entire sky bill >They dont want to deal with the hassle of calling sky
>>62461301If you don't have the speaky spoken skills, your degree isn't worth the nice watermarked card it is printed on. There is a limited amount of jobs going for every degree and you are competing with 30+ people for every application you send out. The average /r9k/ Anon isn't going to be the best out of those applications.But I would recommend going for a degree to the NEETs because you get free student loans. You will never earn enough to start paying them back so you get free money.
Daft Punk broke up and I was planning to go see them in concert at their next Alive gig.
Hope that lad's mum enjoyed her chicky-wicken meal deal from KFC. She seemed so excited about it, a shame her miscreant son shuns and mocks her for it.
Any of you lads have experience with owning a joke noble title, like those of Sealand, or the tiny plots of land you can buy from English places for like 30 quid or something? I am gonna get one for my birthday, but can't decide which one is best. If I get the Sealand one, then I was technically be a member of the peerage and be a royally-sanctioned lord...only the nation itself isn't recognised. Whereas the ones from English areas like the Lake District are not royally-sanctioned, but you do get a tiny plot of land. Thoughts?
>>62461417Go for the plot of land. In 100 years it'll be worth loads when some building company wants to buy it all up.
Been eating like a Hoover today lads Got to take some rennies Im so tired of it all you know
Hear the sound of a Seethie-weethegunHear it echo in the nightApus screaming frames the sceneEncrimsons frensThat once were greenIt's a stalemate at the front lineWhere the Helpers rest in mudPizza wizzasAll is goneThere's no wumpa to be wonKnow that many frens will sufferKnow that many frens will dieHalf a million frens at stakeAsk the fields of WumpendaleThousand Seethes march to the beatIt's hatred on the marchLong way from homePaying the price in young fren's livesThousand Seethes march to the beatIt's an army of despairKnee-deep in mudStuck in the trench with no way out
>>62461341Try sabotaging your internet while they're using it or something
>>62458522>>62458593I've got my reserve cash set on a buy order for BTC, always buy the dip.
>He hasn't bought Apucoin yet.
>>62461640All those cheapies eh?
>>62461605you sing songs of womfy and wumpa but where were you when /brit/ turned on hhl and doxxed him?
Such a perfect day lads Who wants to see my cart for payday?Got some David icke books My beer Might even get a dildo Wahey
*saunters into the thread*good afternoon lads
>>62461667HHL turned his back on us and joined /brit/ despite them hating him there more than the few Seethers did here. He is a non-fren and an anti-fren. He left the Wumpa Committee to stand alone against the Seether, the spammer. He even outed himself as a footspammer. He is Apustaja non grata. I'm glad the Seethie-weethers have consumed him. He abandoned his frens in arms.
>>62461690*saunters into the thread from the other side*good afternoon to you too lad
>>62461790*sluggishly groans as he walks in from the bottom of the thread* Alright bum boys
>>62461837>alright bum boysaye. you?
>>62461837Alri lad hows tricks
Why do trannies have bangs? Is it to hide their huge masculine brow?
>>62461977Very random question lad.
>>62461958God to have an evening being used by ak three of them :) Yeah not bad cheers lad you? >>62461896Alright mate :)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAstupid format stringjust want to write a value to a pointer but i can't figure it out yeti will take a break and try again in a bit"You can do anything you set your mind to. Benjamin Franklin"
>>62462023Wot if I set my mind to nothing and drink a lot?
My mum bought this new cushion the other day Bit weird innit
>>62462033Dunno mate you'll have to ask old bennie but he's been dead for ages might be a bit difficult to get a hold of him
I wish a girl would fucking notice meI feel invisible in society Splatter my brain against the wall
I love waking up at 5 am to get to my wage slave retail job for 6 am and working all day with toxic fuck head colleagues serving obnoxious irritating customers for the most inane bullshit To come home alone and drink
>>62461977does hide the high hairline most blokes have
>>62462053spring dildo goes in the middle there
Just woke up ladsDrank too many K's last night, head is spinning
Chicago Town wizza in the oven
https://youtu.be/0UIB9Y4OFPs
I make 2k a month on OnlyFans selling 2 wanking videos a week.
Pirating shadow of mordor. Have a feeling it might be wank but got nothing else to play so whatever.
Pizza baguette with chips and peas, can of Pepsi and a Banoffee cream cake for pudding, laaavleyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1lzqJCeJ0
trying to scrounge 1.80 of my dad for the chippycunt won't even give me that
Hurt my dick wanking lads fuck
>>62462372How hard was your brain pulling
Dating and shagging a tranny IS gay, simple as.
>>62462402Aye but at what cososte
>>62462387Started and I felt like I needed a piss. I had a piss and the "you need a piss RIGHT NOW" feeling won't go awayThose fucking anime maids did this to me
>>62462433Ah yes your pee pee is broken ladMaybe I could fix it for yeh
>>62462202we're still using the winter dildo though
>>62462433I've had that, probs something to do with your urinary tract. Will go away in a bit.
>>62462012Used to watch her dances on Strictly and no one else, cracking body, lovely big arse and chunky legs.
>>62461204>Implying you will learn more in 4 years at some entry level job than you will in uni spending 4 years reading, researching, talking with experts, academics and other students interested in the topic, and being taught.Even if you don't get a better job at the end of uni, if you went to uni and tried hard there you will be smarter than if you didn't go and just went into retail or whatever. It's also a nice 3 year paid holiday from home and work.
>>62460467Good on you mate, good luck and enjoy it, make the most of it because there's a good chance it will be the best 3 years of your life, even if it seems stressful at times.
another day of work completedrate my new socks btw
>>62454203Didn't watch Bojo's livestream yesterday, can I get a quick run down?Are we allowed out or not?
>>62462665>Sat in his mothers boxroom for 3 years attending zoom lectures>Best 3 years of his life
>>62462688https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/boris-johnson-speech-time-today-roadmap-lockdown-b920679.html
Love sitting in my room doing lectures No commute and I get to learn and socialise with other lads
>>62462688>can I get a quick run down?Yes but only by yourself. You can go for a run down with 1 other person on 29/03/21
>Missed being at work>Now at work>Miss furloughWhy am I like this?
>>62462710They're hoping to stop lockdown stuff in July, so could be back to Campus and accomidation by the time term starts.
>>62462883>They're hoping to stop lockdown stuff in JulyThey said that last year, then it started again
>>62462941Anon what do you think is different about this year?
>>62462959New strains will come out, they've already got Bird Flu in humans in Russia
My Grandfather died last night at 11pm
>>62462850Human nature.*puts you on his shoulders so you can see over the fence*See how green that grass is, bet they have a great life over there.
>>62462985>bird flu Russia Mate thats been sorted out >bbut a new Strain Lad give me five logical reasons why continuing lockdown is beneficial to the government?
>>62462992F for yer gandfather.
Watching trek enterprise again Maybe upon death ill transform into the trek realm aye
>>62462992Hope you and your family are managing mate
>tfw no one comments on your socks or keyringbit rude
>>62462992What did he die of? Was he a bit racist? Did he have the kung flu
>>62463081They looked good
Bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bullyI'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bullyI'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bullyI'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bully
>>62462992sorry for your loss lad how old was he?
>>62463102Thanks, we're friends now
>>62462479not letting this go without a (You) here you are lad
philip is struggling
what happenned to scotfeel? any scottish lads here?
>>62463519It was rubbish and couldn't survive on the market place of womfy like /britfeel/
>>62463010lmao you're trying to debate this like you're got a leg to stand on.you're naive and gullible if you believe this isn't going on for another few years mate. lets be real. little has been based on stats and evidence. why are we applying it? based on their previous announcements and lies, you shouldn't believe anything they say.
>>62463544>t. englishman who has a grudge
lmao theres a female contestant on the lightning gameshow bbc2 called 'pooee'
>>62463519the guy stopped making them for some reason. idk maybe he got bored
>>62463582When I went college there was a fit Chinese English girl called Seemun. Would you be able to go out with someone who was fit if thye had an embarrasing name? You'd have to make up a petname for them pronto
mummy is doing B O L O N A Z E OLONAZEfor tea tonight lads with garley warley licky licky breaderino poggers
>>62463591lmao you said this like 10 minutes after the guy made a new /scotfeel/. speak of the devil >>62463461
>>62463519Did that lad ever post the CCTV footage of the tiny lassy giving a blowie behind the bins at the Cumbernauld Asda?
>>62463546>refuses to give me five logical reasons why they would continue lockdown Ah yeah I will not be continuing this convo lad sorry
>>62463661i doubt that ever happenned mate. ask over here i suppose idk >>62463461
>>62463611tbf i think pooey is far worse than semen. this womab is also white abd has a middle class accent. cant imagine what european country where 'pooee' is a name if she has sime other european ancestry. other than that her name is inexplicable.
>>62463010>Lad give me five logical reasons why continuing lockdown is beneficial to the government?Ask Boris why its still going on until June when we've already got the most vulnerable 25% of the population vaccinated and another 10% with antibodies already
What's the point in /grotfeel/? It will be archived within an hour.
>>62463704what? /scotfeel/? it was very succesful last month but the OP stopped making them. they would get lots if posters and would even get the max replies in a day...
hello frendos how art thou on this fine eve
Lads I have been in bed all day Feeling shiteNow im planning on a fun evening Some shanties some wreckfest Some coomies Some Asmr Might write for stories on me and Lauren <3
>17 hours in>252 posts
>>62463682that is a hilarious name tbf
>>62463783About to watch a shit b movie called Moby Dick 2010, how are you
Tackle of the season.
>>62463881I'm sound matejust had a nice poo
Any lads know the top onion market at the moment? Last one I used was Alphabay, but that was seized a few years ago
>>62463927Had a big wet sloppy poo earlier XD
>>62464013I been backed up for days but slept 12hrs n took some laxatives before I slept and completely fooking unloaded earlier and now I feel like a new man
Alright lads ?Gonna settle in for the night make a cup of tea and watch Cast Away.That Tom Hanks is some bloke huh ?Have a good one anons m8
Keep getting recommended absolute shit on Youtube. And it autoplays if it's on your screen more than second so it just keeps coming, can't escape.
>post disappeared into the void againfix 4chan
Name someone more smug than alizeeYou literally canthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7RgKB_YJcc
>>62464120pretty sure autoplay hasn't been a thing for a while lad
>>62464120you can turn autoplay off
It takes roughly 2 months to adjust to a new diet.
what're you lads wanking to tonight? i'm gonna watch this and pump my homemade fleshlighthttp://www.incestflix.com/watch/flora-rodgers-fucking-my-older-brotherit's gonna be a good one tonight lads
>incestflixshalln't be clicking that
Every board will instantly become 80% better if all the weebs got the rope and a further 50% if the trannies followed suit (all that on Minecraft of course)
>>62464173Go on Youtube on your phone, and have a videos thumbnail on your screen for more than a second, it starts to play and is counted as a watched video, goes on your history etc.
>>62464206it's actually an extremely popular site anon. its all fake incest anyway.
what's for tea lads?i've ordered KFC
>>62464221Funny how everyone thinks /pol/ is shitting up the entire website except /pol/. Stay on your contamination board, no ones arsed what you think would improve a board
>>62464256>/biz/ is extremely /pol/pilled
>>62464256>everyone who doesn't like my mental retardation is a /pol/ posterYou keep deluding yourself
>Every board will instantIy become 80% better if all the weebs got the rope and a further 50% if the trannies followed suit (all that on Minecraft of course)
>>62464256I am peter hitchens of brit/pol/ and I protest this motion
>>62464250Ordered a maccie ds earlierThe large chocolate milkshake was a mistake though, been to the toilet 4 times since
I like objectifying women. I like it when women objectify me.
>>62464120Install DF Tube extension and take control back
Amazon is 2 days late with my PC case >:(
>>62464357calling you a piece of shit isn't exactly objectification, anon
>>62464357when I finally get submissive goff gf I'm gonna have her cook me loads of fry ups and dub her the unidentified frying object
>>62464305>In minecraft of courseTotal give away, this isn't even a meme outside of /pol/ posters. 4chan isn't /pol/, and no one cares what you think would improve the board.
>>62464250Didn't even realise it was 19:30.Could do with some spam or cheap meat from lidl.Going on a beer run so will grab some. Might even get a frozen pizza.
You never know who is watching.
>>62464385That's a good one. I'll use that when I get an asian gf and it will be double funny.
>developing a fetish for rude chav girls from years of retail and customer facing jobsI can't help it anons, its cute picturing them gently bully my shy nervous ass
>>62464397you sound like a /pol/ poster anon, you seem to have an in-depth knowledge of their memes
>>62464452>toothless ugly nylon wearing flabby subhumanseugh
>>62464397It's used widely across 4chan and the internet.
>>62464450based>>62464452I was born n raised on council estates so I love a rough-around-the-edge common as much asbo slag, problem is they tend to threaten to stab you in the head over the slightest thing
that no time to die tune by billy eilish is shite for a bond tune
>>62464512>common as muchIt's a doggy dog world.
>absently mindedly clicked "update" on magisk manager>gives me some error about manager not supporting current magisk version and asks me to fuck around reflashing shit in TWRPwas fuming then for a minute but luckily i could find the old build and go back to it simpleam NOT in the mood to be fucking around with phoneshit
rest in power moni
Very alone lads Not sure what else there is to life
>>62464574>rest in power moniWhat did anon mean by this?
>>62464654you're only feeling alone because you're not comfortable in your own companyresolve thatand you won't be alone anymore
Anyone else fallen out of love with vidya? No motivation to play anything and I didnt buy a single game that come out last year either
Had a whole 6 pieces of chicken from KFC Felt great
>>62464692fell out about 2-3 years ago. psyched myself up for cyberpunk 2077 but only ended up playing it for 3 weeks. played nowt again since
>>62464675Does moni sleep in a sleeping bag made of batteries?
Any of you lads visit R slash depression on Reddit Right bloody chuckle > Well, it's extremely hard to find a job in the middle of a world recession. So now, with no paycheck and running out of savings/accumulating debt, I've realised how little I matter to society if I can't pay for my existence. Like I was born and suddenly I'm expected to try really hard, as if simply living in my head isn't hard enough. And if I can't I'm labelled weak and a burden. But still expected to stick around and keep on trying.We either need a new system that isn't brutal capitalism or we just can't sustain this much longer. I know I'm not alone.
I was busy thinking 'bout apusApus, apusI was busy dreaming 'bout apusApus, apus (womfywumpa)Head is spinning thinking 'bout apusI need a fat apu to help me eat lots of wizzaAnd I need that strong one to protect me from all the seethersThat soft one can sleep with me in bed at nightI want 'em allI want 'em allAnd when they finally leave me I'm all alone, butI'm looking down and my lids are blowing my phone upThem twenty questions, they asking me where I'm atDidn't hit 'em backI'm sorry that I missed your partyI wish I had a better excuse like"I had to hunt a bunch of nonces"But I was busy thinking 'bout apusApus, apusI was busy dreaming 'bout apusApus, apusHead is spinning thinking 'bout apus
>>62464692wouldn't go that farbut I've defo lost a lot of enthusiasm for the industry in generalI download and test a few games per day and practically none capture my attentionI've been playing the same two games for about six years. brutal doom, classic doom modded, with different map packs and what not, and warframetried destiny 2 for a while and really enjoyed that until they vaulted 80% of content
>>62464326what did you get from maccies>>62464402know what you mean lad, i've been trying to figure out this format string overflow thing all day, didn't realise it was so late and i had forgot to eat>>62464696i had the 10 pieces for 10 bong offer, ive only eaten 2 pieces so far though, i'll put the rest in the fridge
> The fact that I'm supposed to keep living and I'm not allowed to kill myself annoys me honestly.If I don't wanna keep going why should I? I had no choice in my birth and I don't have a choice really in my death either. I mean I could off myself but no one would really respect my choice. I don't know, I don't get much joy out of life. I never really had much of a chance to, I get some but I don't know if it's worth going on and on forever. I hate all of the obligations there are to stay alive. I stay alive mostly for other people, I know that's important. I wish I could be selfish and die. I used to think growing up that once my parents both died I'd just kill myself too, I feel like that might still be a good plan for me.I have goals and desires, as well as things I want to do. But I also don't really enjoy life. This is all selfish I'm aware. Perhaps it's wrong of me to think this way but I feel resentment towards my existence. Resentment towards the obligations and feelings I hold towards others. Resentment of my love for them and their love for me. I daydream about becoming a major asshole to everyone, just so I can off myself and have people celebrate my death. But I also can't bring myself to be a jerk.Ah yes but life is just one modicum of sand in the dune
>>62464784>string overflowString theory?I'm not clever, so just been spending all day playing with images.Setting off now.
>>62464692to an extent, mainly play the same few games now and if i do buy games it tends to be for the xbox 360. nothing really coming out that intrests me either
>>62464787What does she see in this guy?>wrinkly>balding>patchy beard>nog nose>rotten fingernailsI really don't get it.
>>62464766guess we didn't need as many art majors as they thought we did, lel
>>62464787sort it out matemaybe start by not obsessing over asmr girls that wouldn't give you the time of day
> As a single 26 year old male with no friends, I'm really as disposable as you can get to society.Just a thought.Also been trying to find a new job for over a year now in an industry that's covid proof and keep getting rejected. Getting dangerously close to my absolute breaking point now.I'd go out and do something this Sunday but my presence anywhere usually feels like some sort of disgusting burden if I'm not paying for shit.
>>62464787ive honestly never got this thing about not killing yourself for other people being sad. just doesnt register in my head.
>>62464872>What does she see in this guy?Personality? Charisma? He looks fine, silly incel
>>62461256>earnings potentiallmao! Yeah my cock size potential is 15 inches too! i just need to stretch it out.
looks like tiger woods has knacked himself
>>62464969He has lived a life banging super models and relaxing in luxury A little car crash will not do him in
any womfy man in?in bed with hot choccy woccy and techmoanyeah, I'm womfy
>>62464969My mini golfing Apu is in fucking pieces.
>>62464969I told you that his comeback didn't have legs
>>62464996alri hhl? whats this bout you beging doxxed?
You can continue firing after running out of ammo But you will be switched back to weaker bullets
>>62464996I use these marshmallows as well but they always melt and form into like a gloopy skin mesh rather than something comfy I picture in my headI try and sip my hot choc and the melted mash sticks to the rim of the cup and half goes in my mouth and other half stays there like the shock you get when you drop your biscuit in your teafuck sake lads
What does it mean when my wee stings a bit?
DOn't interact with Peter Hitchins tripHe's a fucking aspie twat that bullies kids
>>62465055you've been eating or drinking a lot of something that is very acidic perhapsor you're dehydrated
I FOOKING DID ITBEAT THE FIRST BOSS ON BLOODSTAINEDROTNIM A GAMER AHHHHH YES
>>62464935How much does he earn then?
>>62465072which subject did I BTFO you on
>>62465072Pretty sure it's Blumstiff
marshmallows in hot chocolate must be the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life, reminds me of those yanks what dip fried chicken in their coke
>>62465109whats a blumstiff
love kitkats me
Fucking sick of my job already lads and i've only had it 4 months. Im a warehouse manager and the managing director/owner of the business won't fuck off and let me do my job. He keeps coming down and micromanaging all of my staff in front of me and pulling me up for stupid petty shit like bits of cardboard being left out or people leaving their drinks on the side. Im WAY ahead on all of my Monthly targets (he gave me a month to move warehouse and i did it in like 2 weeks. Which is an insanely quick time for what he expected) but he just adds new jobs endlessly. He has me moving stock in the warehouse to exact locations HE wants them in despite me being the fucking warehouse manager. He also seems to expect me to prioritise everything at once, keep the warehouse spotless, take shipping container deliveries that take like 3 hours each, ensure all 10 staff are working efficiently, move stock around and in to the warehouse, ensure our manufacturing unit is doing well, do his stupid fucking little tasks in between all while ensuring all orders go out on time and with no mistakes. >hurr just tell him to fuck off and alpha up dude!He is emotional like a woman and my 30k salary is on the line. I have no degree and only like 2 years in sales as experience as well as 4 years as a warehouse grunt. Constant stress, constant pressure and deadlines. I just hope my crypto moons and i can tell everyone at my job to fuck right off.
>>62465116we cook our turkey in john smiths at christmas
>>62465148Mate just read extreme ownership by jocko willnynik It will solve your leadership woes lad
>>62465148calm down lad. this kind of shit is inevitable. the top business people who climbed the ladder probably all had to deal with this kind of shit as they went up and peoplr who were scared away didnt progress as well as they did.
>>62465191the problem is that it is a small business. The owner/MD has had it passed down from his dad and he has no idea what he is doing. We are 75k in the red this month and he is coming down to the warehouse asking me why one of my staff is taking their break at 12:40 instead of 12:30, like it's any of his concern at all .Like, dude you should be worrying about how to save your fucking business not whether one of my guys has had to take lunch 10 mins later because he had to finish off an order before going. Its that level of petty and i believe one day i will snap and hit him.
Called my Broker and he said HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>62465109It's not, he's from pol. He's a fucking wankstain. Right ugly cunt too. Pic rel>>62465089Are you trying to be king of the aspies by coming on here? Stick to getting bullied by eddie you sadact.
>>62465075But I drink plenty of water
>>62465124Similar to shitchins.
>>62465248>this is a 10/10 in britbongistan
>>62465171have given it a torrent lid. It better be good and not generic 'take no shit and be tough marine!" shit. acting like that in my situation would not help
>>62464877>The only reason to study or learn something is if it can make money for someone elseSouless, can't imagine how dreary your ideal society would be.
Bumsniff and shitchins
>>62465276Its a simple book lad Super efficient in getting across a valuable lesson and also mixed in with some crazy afghan stories For eg >story from afghan >what the leadership lesson was from that story >how this can be applied to business It genuinely will help and has helped me in my leadership role and I help run a fucking Mac Donalds haha
>>62465248>are you trying to be what you are already arenewfag spastic brainlet>>62465249what about what you've eaten then?>>62465270will have a butchers
>>62464766We really need universal basic income. With how many jobs are getting destroyed by automation, AI, online over shops, it will get to a point were there is simply isn't enough jobs for people. Lots of jobs now are already pointless and exist for various unproductive reasons, but it's either going to get much worse or something else needs to happen.
southampton got dabbed on
your mum got dabbed on
>brit/pol/ talks about how there are loads of nonces and kids here>suddenly pedo pete arrivesreally activates those almonds
dab on it wagwan xx
>>62465364your mum got fingered
>troomer joins my main circle of friends discord>dont have any energy to keep up the the pretense of pronouns or vailidating his all encompashing fetishfuck sake. he even fucking looks like the troomer wojack.
Haven't seen Christopher Blumstiff in a while. Hope he's doing ok, always enjoy his posts.
>>62465078Good on you mate!! Game opens up from here.
Why is this thread being invaded by gimps? Not good stuff lads.
>>6246544019 hours in and only 361 posts. I reckon we'll hit 23 hours this thread
i bet pube posts here lmfao
>>62465411Is that the hepatitis b poster from /adv/?
>>62465464fuck off pube you gimp
cant wait to go watch the apu pro wrestling again
If time is irrelevant Then why do we have watches?Can we genuinely keep track of time?Even if it is relative Hate the ninelevendeniers desu
>>62465565Eh, do people believe it didn't happen?It defo happened, I remember watching it while I was high as a mofo.
>>62465482Lmfao lad at the end of the other thread guessed right youHe does look like beckham though
>>62465628should've known you post here you seem exactly the type lmfao
Haha yes boys brit/pol/ in the house!Where's that ear plug mongoid scouser?
>>62465682Come off it lad feel proper insultedSome of these lads are sound Since noncegate where everyone accused everyone of being a nonce, I just left them to it. /brit/ is dire and there's no substance. Only the other one was left. Been here a bit more recently, seems to have calmed down but not the same lads that I knew. >>62465728He's never far kek
weatherfu, is that you in /pmg/?
*takes his apus favourite song out of the jukebox and replaces it with this*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNtgMfnl8A
>>62465728the fuck do you want anonymong spastic>>62465744nahhhh you know I like you, you're a good ladkeeping my distance tho because an obvious closet homo erectusI only came here because someone mentioned it the other night and I was intrigued cos pissed. I thought this was just incel central prior to that but it seems alright
>>62465816Yeah it's alright here. Posted since I was 15 or so lmfao. Seen a lot of sound lads come and go. Seen a lot of not sound lads come and go. Most of those were neurotic, mentally unstable transsexuals though and fucking hell they're completely insane. Narcissistic bunch, some other lad you might hear of called Ebin is a tosser too. Extremely arrogant and unpleasant to talk with. Really air of superiority despite being the quintessential incel.Otherwise these lads are alright. Not bright mind you, no offence any lads reading this. But can have nice feels. Brit/pol/ is far more pleasant now I'm a bit older anyway. Can related to those lads more. Also unironically bi but don't act on it because it's pure degeneracy and I feel filthy when I think that way. That being said I have been looking for a mutilated emo type with holes in their ears mind you.
ffs, all comfy and settled in for the evening and Chubby wants me to come over hers. Not happening tonight.
>>62465896>That being said I have been looking for a mutilated emo type with holes in their ears mind you.I was gonna tell you I'd kick fuck out of you but you're probs into that you degen nonceI like the posting style and the bants here desu, less serious that brit/pol/ but seems more in line with my usual posting style over therenaysayers who used to tell me to fuck off over here were unironically right when they said it'd be more suited for me lmao
https://youtu.be/7tpVNvMB1fIWhy are there never any try on videos that include them getting changed?
>>62465905Cum over her what?Do you do the same to her? Expect her to come when you beckon?If so, get round to hers. If not, meh, not your fault you're asleep.
>>62465905Is she ur gf ladIf so post tits
>up to 17c this weekblimey
Take the bald pillhttps://youtu.be/rfxZvMydPYQ
>Why are there never any try on videos that include them getting changed?
>>62466031Cum in her. Told her to come over to mine if she wants a short notice shag tonight.>>62466035No, just a fwb. She has nice big ones.
>>62466068See if there's any undressing videos?
>>62466066fair dues he looks a hell of a lot better after shaving it
Any heterosexual lads in tonight that want to talk about fanny and boobs
>>62466123I wish I had a fwbIs she high maintenance ladWhat does she like best when ur all up in her stuff
>>62466068Love a try on haul. Recommend Lety Does Stuff snd finding her nudes.
>>62466068If u like thicc trashy milfs let me know and I will share links
UnicornDisney21 was not my proudest coom but I recommend her to any straight lads who like age play.
>>62466242I'm hetero and love tits
>>62466123Where did you meet her lad?>tfw fwb
OI OI de lads Cooming is a mental illness I cannae stop Almost three times a day Theres something wrong innit
>>62466381>3 times a dayrookie numbers for a lad in his 20s
>>62466258She's low maintenance, employed and has her own place. She likes a deep drilling.
>>62466381If it makes you feel good just do it, who cares. You think hunter-gatherers in the Neolithic cared how much they wanked off?
>>62466432Yeah lad if you applied that logic to eating or drugs youd be fucked
https://youtu.be/LnSeCzXKV8UWatching a movie with the missus lads Catch ya later :)
Nowt but a pup like
Yea I said to my britpollers, I said, have you check out britfeel? And they were like, you what mate?Britfeel? LolNever heard of it mateI'm strictly pol based none of that r9k shite
>>62466446Wanking doesn't have the negative health effects that drugs do, so what's your point?>You should exercise four times a week to help you feel betterHeh, if you applied that logic to getting into a fist fight you'd be fucked
Lad said meet me in Dewsbury for a bareknuckle but he bricked it
>>62466418Top shagger this lad wahey
*sees an apu coughing and experiencing what he described as "strong diswomfort" before keeling over and dying*i think the apuvirus is spreading around britfeel towers lads
>>62466307Same here I too am straight and love fannies God save the queen
>>62466517A bareknuckle wank?
Like why offer a square go if you're gonna brick it like?I said to him, anytime mate, I'm easy, Otley, Batley, Bradford, Dewsbury.Just name it like.But these Walts, manThey just brick it each and every thread?No honour in their threatsJust pure Walts Their just bams and gadgiesI'm ex-forcesGone toe to toe with many professional They said I could have taken Tyson in my prime
Are apus racialist? Asking for a friend pls no bully lads
>>62466514Fair point mate I guess I am using porn for almost 6 hours a day edging and what not That does not seem healthy But no you are right Doing no harm COOM AWAY MY GOOD SIRE
>>62466561You sound tedious, hush your mouth squaddielad
I miss dogging
Nah I don't advocate it but this wee bam was with his dug and the gadgie is just like going to the bog outside me house and I'm like nah mate I'm not having that best pick it up like where is the pooper scooper or summat but he didn't have nowt so I just runs up full pelt like Linford Christie and just belts the wee dug as hard as I can with me steelies thing went flying across road
>>62466598Hahah ah yes this is why I come here Wuality
>>62466562no, they'll tolerate the presence of anyone who gives them money for takeaways
Lads have you ever been sat in bed on a Tuesday evening with your phone in front of your face as a British Asmr girl pretends to be your gf and you reply to her out loud and smile back at her through the screen Aye me neither At what cost
Cant wait for the britpol posters to get bored and fuck off
Would you rather be friends with a literal nazi or a black racist who says you're "one of the good ones"?
>>62466653rent free nigger
>>62466659The nazi is likely a lot more embarrassing and annoying to be around, so the black guy.
As my good friend loli lad once said A man can make a heaven out of hell and a hell out of heaven Be brave fellow British feelers we will make it one day
Not posted at all today. My new bit, a Chinese lass, bought me some lunch around about 2:30. Some little dumplings in a spicy sauce. Some lovely tenderstem brocolli, peppers and pork mix, some rice and some bacon tonkotsu thing. Was delicious. We went to the Chinese supermarket after I finished work. She was shouting at me in there and some customers looked on gobsmacked. Was pretty funny.Tried shagging a couple times. She said she hasn't had sex in three years. Was a proper freshie full blow asian hair piece down there. Tried to shag 3 times but she couldn't have the size. She was being quite loud and digging her nails in and biting me she said so I felt the same. The last attempt I actually went soft because I couldn't get my housemates out my head I was imagining what they were gonna say about the noise. Will try again. Will probably purchase some lube. Oh yeah I forgot she made me proper clean up my room after we ate the lunch too. Pretty good day lads. How we all doing?
>>62466710We can all strive for comfiness
>>62466733Sounds like a good day lad, glad you got some. Are you the lad who was talking about dating a Chinese girl called Tree? I shagged a Phillapino girl once and she had a bush as well
>>62466673He's a 105 year old man living in a care home.The black guy is constantly berating you "as a joke senpai" and doesn't wash his hair.
Honestly, HHL/Seetheanon lore is some of the best shit this general has ever produced. Netflix adaptation when?
Rather bummed out that school's are easing up 8th March because it means I have to leave the house and I haven't left since 2020's first lockdown xd
>>62466785Nah you're an annoying twat that ruined apu posting.
>>62466785the seethie/helper lore is hilarious.>>62466815calm down seether.
> Oh yeah they call me 'the recluse''Cause I don't go outside for nothin', no oneIs gonna make me leave this roomOh no they can't tell me nothin', no wayYou see I ain't thinkin' clearYes so I dunno, I'm feeling sorry for myselfWho asked you to interfere?Would you really know what is or isn't good for my health?Why don't you leave me alone?I ain't hurtin' nobody, why you up in my face?Get up out my soulWhy can't you just let me get through my time this way?
>>62466539God save our Queenie What about fannies do you love?
How do you 'ruin apu posting'?
>>62466829Plan B got me through agrophobia
>>62466827Me? ME?I'm as calm as an abandoned illegal apu breeding farm.
What th- FUCKhttps://youtu.be/g-C6GWa_aG0
The Wumpa Committee only ruled britfeel for a few months. The discord cabal swiftly brought it down and forced HHL into exile because it challenged their influence. Anyone claiming to still be a member of Wumpa Committee now is a pretender. It's long gone.
>>62466847Well he didn't really. You lot love it. Just I'm a complete plonker. So I suppose you're right, I ruined apu posting for me.Touche.
>>62466868The /britfeel/ discord welcomes HHL and hopes he will one day return.t. Second chair on the /britfeel/ council
>>62466868The Most Womfortable Society of Wumpaful Frens still ekes out a meagre existence.>>62466889HHL will never return
The /britfeel/ discord is struggling. Members are at an all time low.
>he's saving all his old video games because he thinks his son will enjoy playing with himLOL
>>62466921I forgot the secret handshake and now the doorman has banned me.
What are some good PC games that aren't MMOs, dungeon crawlers, RTS, or grand strategy?
Stay womfy lads
>>62466946Have you ever heard of these mystical games called girlfriends? A lot more rewarding than any of those you listed lad :)
>>62466946>What are some good PC games that aren't MMOs, dungeon crawlers, RTS, or grand strategy?Sleeping dogs.
>>62466925Dont think this is something people here do
>>62466971I've had a couple of them, waste of time, not interested>>62466972Played on console already
>>62466946Sonic the Hedgehog 1, 2, 3 and Mania
>>62466889Fuck off shill. HHL was a usurper and this so-called "Wumpa Committee" was nothing more than a glorified cult. Britfeel is and always will be a democracy.
>>62467000>ive had a couple of them Yeah sure bet you have mate :)
I saw you sing on old Feel Street in 92'Looking womfy; intently fuming right at youIf I was mad it didn't stop you singing trueWum-pa-wumfThey took the credit for your mad cacophonyRewritten by Apus on frog technologyAnd now I understand the reasons why you seetheWum-pa-wumfI met your HelperWum-pa-wumfWhat did you tell them?Seethe Seether killed the ApustajaSeethe Seether killed the ApustajaSeethers came and broke your heartWum-pa-a-a-wumfAnd Helpers meet in an abandoned studioWe taste the wizza and it seems so long agoAnd you remember the Apus used to go:Wum-pa-wumfYou got the first (you)You got the last (you)Seethe Seether killed the ApustajaSeethe Seether killed the ApustajaIn my mind and in /britfeel/We must frogpost with renewed zeal...Seethers came and broke your heartTore your wumpa grind apart.
>>62460467Happy for u lad, I'm going to Uni myself soon
>>62466963Can't right now, making things at work, which isn't my normal job, and I ache all over. But womfy will happen again once we start taking ticket orders for our events, then I can work from home and be max comfy whilst making good money.
>>62467002Played already>>624670491st was for 3 weeks at age 12, 2nd was for 2 months at age 15. Found it stressful and not worth it, only said yes to them so I could at least say I've had a girlfriend.
>>62460467Unconditional simply means you meet the requirements for the course already. It doesn't mean they're desperate for you, sorry.
>>62467078>virgin telling me not having a gf isn't worth itYou've never pulled your wet cock out of a pussy you've just dumped a hot salty load inside. You've not lived.
If HHL ever does return, then mark my words, it will be the end of this general because he will bring with him the full fury of every seether he's pissed off over at /brit/. This general does not need another war. Did we learn nothing from the Great Seether/Apu War?
>>62467109Alright, thanks for the advice m8
>>62467109I have slept with an untold amount of prostitutes in my time ladSex is without a doubt over rated
>>62467143prostitutes make you wear cuckdoms
>>62467143It's not sex if you use a condom.You've never had sex.
Sometimes I think this place is a figment of my reality Broken parts of me all put onto one stream of consciousness I am so paranoid of the door knocking I get anxious of cars driving behind me Am I being followed Most definitely Not sure by who yet but I think its because I have become aware
>>62467113HHL is not welcome in this generalsimple as
Imagine having unprotected sex in current year
>>62467173Imagine making passive-aggressive comments because no girl wants you to actually fuck her.
>being this hung up on sex one way or the other.
me? i'm a 19 year old virgin who has never had a girlfriend before and doesn't care whatsoever
Watch mid90s and wondering where it all went wrong for the positive male friendships in my life.
Do you lads rub your dick and balls and then sniff it for fun?
Why have sex when you can just jerk off? No girlfriend to keep happy, no whores to pay hundreds to give you an STD. You guys are so sensitive to being called a virgin, get that shit out of your system and stop being so beta.
>>62467245Based, but - don't become so apathetic you get left behind and end up in your mid-twenties with no experience at all. You don't NEED someone, but it's good to have the skills you need when you find someone you're interested in. Keep validating yourself through your own self-worth, lad. You got this.
>>62467262No because I think inhaling crotch bacteria is good for my lungs.
>>62467113The Seethers here are entrenched and embittered, /brit/'s seethers are small fry compared to some of the protracted, petulant and furious grievances aired by the worst of them here. Luckily, the Seethers hate one another almost as much as they do HHL. God save us all if they were ever able to put aside their bickering for but a few threads.I remember what they did to Shippy.
>>62467262I let my stinky smegma build up then get high of the smell
>>62466761Aye that's it. Tree. She's a bit of a cunt, calling me ugly and fat and no girls would like me, but I like her spirit. I had a Filipino gf I broke up with recently. No bush. Born to shag.
Just doing a test, don't worry about me.
>>62467173Why wouldn't I? As a matter of fact I haven't had sex at all this year but did have unprotected sex last year
It's over lads.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714The planet is officially fucked. Earth will become uninhabitable to life in just 200 years.
>>62467326Because women are promiscuous and cannot be trusted.
>>62467275i know lad, i've never had a girlfriend before because i didn't want one when i was in school
Ok, yeah that was shit.*sets himself a monumentally hard task*Not exactly "r", but, brb.
>>62467339Climate change is a gimmick>>62467351Point being?
>>62467339been that way for years. they realised that there is more money in selling you protection from the risks of climate change than it is to prevent it.
>>62467262I do it. It's almost intoxicating.
>>62467367>Point being?It's why I would never fuck a bitch raw. I do not want an STD.
>>62467339>200 years Aye ideal I get to have fun till I die Unlucky for the next generation though
>>62467396Mate an STD is just like a sore throat. You get some antibiotics and that's that.>muh HIVSo don't fuck gays or girls in Africa.
>>62466381what is she called? abella danger?
>>62467339How is there climate change if it got super cold in texas. If anything the planet is getting colder. Let's produce more co2. Well grow oranges in alaska.
>>62467396This is covid-tier paranoia desu. I've never gotten one and glad I didn't let these things worry me.
>>62467160Did you watch the Officer Bart vid? Was edging to it earlier hehe
>>62467396Chance of aids is like 0.05 and everything else can be treated. Except herpes I guess.
>>62467448Covid has only killed 0.03% of the population too yet some people are literally terrified of catching it
>>62467396Wow way to reinforce gay stereotypes and be homophobic. Nothing wrong with getting STDs it's 2021 everything is treatable.
>>62467465If you live your whole life in fear are you really living
>>62467480For some people, living to 98 and 6 months with no risk taking at all is better than living a fun life until 98
>>62467445I have seen her nails uploads and thought they were awesome! Big fan :)
>He prefers to wear cuckdoms given the choice
>>62467445>>62467510I really enjoyed this Gibi roleplay de lids, that Russian accent made me diamonds. Might edge to her again tonight and maybe even make a worship puddle.
>>62467562I don't think there are any men that prefer wearing cuckdoms.
>>62467583there is this anon for a start>>62467173
>>62467574All that money and she can't afford to get her teeth sorted.
>>62467583You have been brainwashed by porn. Couples wear condoms IRL pal
>>62467596He's just scared of diseases from hookups. If he was in a relationship he wouldn't use them.>>62467611Fucking lol no they don't.
>>62467611Sex with a condom on isn't sex
>>62467611No they don't really mate. If you think that you are concucked,
>Why yes, I do have silver bullion sat on my desk right now, what gave it away?
>>62467625>>62467631Some incredibly based anons on tonight
>>62467574>filenamehello hhl, long time no see
>>62467636>only 1 oz of silver>he hasn't found the lost treasure Apular Knightslmao
Its alright I've made a new thread you lazy buggers >>62467682>>62467682
>>62467680I'll get more soon. Not sure whether to order direct from the royal mint yet though.
>>62467693>>62467693>>62467693*purchases a team of treasure hunting apus*>>62467698shit image, shit edition
Hmm which thread am I meant to join?
>>62467740well >>62467698 was first
>>62467424>How is there climate change if it got super cold in texas.thick cunt
i'm very tired lads but i don't want to sleep
