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havent made a britfeel in a while edition
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first for schizoposting
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Secret Service (2008) REVIEW

(also known as Secret Service: Ultimate Sacrifice)

wanted a corridor shooter to mong out to and secret service looked like it'd be that
turns out it's some high IQ shit where every 5 minutes you have to stop shooting and do fucking pipe puzzles
the ones from bioshock but on crack, on a 8x8 grid and filled with mines that fail the minigame if they take power
not so bad on its own except you have a FUCKING TIME LIMIT
and sometimes they're placed well after checkpoints
other than that it were alright i suppose but fuck the hacking minigame that shit can swerve
there was a cool idea where other agents turn on you and side with the enemy, but you're not authorised to kill those agents only incapacitate so you have to switch between your taser and your rifle and check who you're shooting before you fire
also of note that it's an activision game that on several occasions is a literal ripoff of cod4, an activision game
the compass looks similar but it doesn't end there, there's several levels that are straight copies of what was in cod4
>broadcast ripoff
>night vision that show lasers
>ac130 level ripoff
>the last level is literally mile high club from cod4, complete with a hostage at the end
took me about 3 and a half hours to complete, but i had to repeat hacking minigames over and over so that probably ate up a fair bit of the time

also the cutscenes suck ass they're just wireframe models talking to each other and i wasnt paying attention to them anyway

anyway thanks for reading my blog
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Vaccine my arse.
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Every day the same selfie
Peak tim hours?
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Peak tim
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They say its ride or die for your britfeelers?
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Cos that's how we roll in britfeel?
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99 luft balloons senpai
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/Real Britfeel hours desu
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What do you think of guys that wear beanies to hide their bald head?
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womfy britfeel hours
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>>62454452
You mean like The Edge?
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>>62454484
Yes like The Edge.
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Fuck all seethie weethers
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>>62454452
Wear a baseball cap and leave enough hair at the back and sides so it looks like you've got a full head of hair but really you've just shaved the top like a monk.
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am a very tired lad, gonna go to bed and stare at my phone i think
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Time for bed.
Great day of learning has been had though.

Gif not related, just something I wanted to finish before bed.
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Tried to redpill my online friends to the benefits of bennie life but they didn't seem amused.
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>>62454615
Tried the KFC ones? Not quite there but almost.
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>>62454632
I haven't but the hot chicken wings are quite possibly the best crisp ever created.
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>>62454644
They may well be. Very punishing to the tastebuds.
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...Shawty had them apple bottomed jeans.... boots with the fur ....the whole of britfeel was groyping her
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For me it's Anglo Donk
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Real donk rides
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schizoposting hours
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>>62454203
>have appointment to drop my car off for service first thing in the morning
>too late to go to sleep without feeling like shit when i have to get up
>extremely sleepy
Life is pain.
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>>62454632
had the kfc ones today and they were pretty boring wont even bother having them again
t. fucking loves the hot chicken wings ones
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>Fuck all seethie weethers
You mean basedie waseders, lud.
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Song and gif need to go together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSdBtoIIYT4

Not my gif.
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>*Explores the abandoned, decaying, war-torn streets of Helper's World, a horizon of hollow or collapsed buildings stretches on for miles, the remains of old wizzas still litter the streets, the ground is hot because of fires still burning in the wumpa mines, and statues of HHL are toppled and defaced with vile insults and accusations. The sickening scent of decomposition malingers on the greasy smog that rises from smouldering corpse pyres - with Apu heads stacked up into pyramids and their bodies left as food for birds. I wonder to myself what this place would have been like before before the devastating Seethie-Weether attack, was it really a womfy paradise as the britfeel legends say?
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having massive sads tonight lads, massive ones
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>>62455239
Suddenly realised you're over 25 and still living in a house share? Or worse over 20 and still living with mummy?
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>>62455263
no i realised that ages ago, just having sads for the sake of it
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>>62455239
You might want to try
>eating junk food
>alcohol
>other drugs
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>>62454895
https://youtu.be/dO6v_tZtyu0
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phoar gna have a wank to first dates teens
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eh this teens first dates isnt very good. nornal first dates is bad enough. these kids are even more autistic
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>>62455028

Kek I made this pasta. Also HHL did nothing wrong.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Seetheanon? I thought not. It's not a story HHL would tell you. It's a Seether legend. Seetheanon was a Dark Lord of the Seethe, so bitter and so abrasive he could use the Feels to influence the (you)'s to create rage... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the thread he hated from calming. The dark side of the Feels is a pathway to many posts some consider to be infuriating . He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his posting privileges, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice reported him to the janitors. Ironic. He could turns others to fury, but was unable to stop himself.
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Morning morning morning lads. Going to have a nice little bike ride, does anyone want to come with me?
Hope you will have a happy day!
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*enters the no.1 cause of seethe into the thread... >>62456075*
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>>62456198
Good morning early morning lad!
Seethe is a choice and I don't have control of how lads feel.
Are you just awake or you haven't been to sleep yet?
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Oh my lord she is perfection...this is why I'm a paypig slave for her. How could I say no to those eyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piZ8BrTMcBE
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>>62456734
Oi oi
Saved all those Jen pics from last thread
Glad to see you around de lad :)
How are you?
I mainly pay pig for Lauren and buy off her wish list
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>>62456734

Alri helper lad, thought Gibi was your favourite ASMR girl?
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>>62456982

>Saved all those Jen pics from last thread

Post them de lid. Lauren is a Goddess so I don't blame you paypigging. She should collab with Jen instead of that washed up southern tory slag Lucy.

I'm off to sleeps now, been up all night shitposting and grinding Cold War.

>>62457002

Alri de lid. Gibi is gorgeous, probably my 2nd fave after Jen but she doesn't have Patreon and I'm too lazy to make a Twitch account.
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Whats everyones plans for today lads? In work myself untill 3pm then going home to the new doggo and taking her for a nice walk round the estate.
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my mum came upstairs into my room and woke me up just to tell me the electricity will be off

are you fucking kidding me
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>absolutely pissing it down outside
Womfy.
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>these crypto charts

I'm seriously concerned about Shoutanon

You alright mate?
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>>62458522
he needs a reality check sooner or later
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I'm thinking about buying raw (dried) tobacco leaves and grinding them to make as a tea or even add to my coffee (20-30g at a time). I've never been a smoker but I do think nicotine can be a good thing. Like anything it becomes shitty when humans process it (Add loads of tar and fillers and light it at 600 celsius on the end of our mouths and inhale the smoke)

https://tabakblatter.de/en/produkt/virginia-gold/
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>>62459066
This is such a dumb idea lad
Please just start playing magic the gathering instead
Bit of a social life to it
Might even meet a sweaty fat girl to fuck you never know
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>>62459219
A genius idea always looks dumb to the untrained eye. I'm sure they laughed at einstein and tesla and the curies
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Guess its time to stop laying in bed listening to lil peep like im some twink 19 yr old fuck boy
Instead im a bald overweight 23 year old with cum stains on his sheets
Think ill move to my chair and play wreckfest or Diablo n have some coffee
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My post is stuck in a loop
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>>62459347
has it been returned
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>>62459320
>lil peep
should have twat wrote on his head not baby. although he does look baby brained
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>>62459376
Yeah lid sure
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>ah bro just tell me what gender your baby will be
>ah no way dude got to do a rveeal party ha
>sure br other you could just do a big text and let your family and friends know
>ah no dude I got a GREAT idea help me build this
>ah bro seems a little unsafe
>no no its fine bought it from some polish fella
>you smell burning bro?
>BOOM
What a plonker
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>>62459365
Not sure, I never got notified of anything. I hate buying stuff from the US something always goes wrong
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>>62459433
What caused it just a faulty device? Still sad
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wish i wasn't awake
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>gender reveal parties
why are yanks like this lads
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>>62459606
Weird ent they
Happens here as well though
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For those of you who like him or care, HHL was soft-doxxed in /brit/. Expect him to come crawling back.
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>>62459623
We don't bloody want him, he's been kicked out of here, /pol/ and now /int/
He can go dwell in the origami board
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>>62459623
Whats soft doxxed?
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Reading about some absolute junkie in the paper. Caught with drugs, gets community service. Assaults his neighbour on the head with a wrench, community service. Finally stabs somebody in a drug deal gone wrong, 6 months imprisonment.

Seriously what does it take to actually go to jail, his address in court was the same one as where he assaulted his neighbour, wouldn't the council move you away?
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Wish someone could hurry up and make suicide booths a thing already
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>>62459623
Who knew he was a Mackem all along?
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>>62459638
A mean tweet now a days mate
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>>62459640
You have a bath don't you? All you need to buy now is a hairdryer and an extension cord.
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>>62459623
who is hhl and what is his story?
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>>62459677
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/HHL/
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>>62459638
It takes a LOT to actually go to jail
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>qrd??
Yeah fuck off lazy newfag
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>mummy knows I'm really anxious about going to the chemist today
>offers to take me to mcdonalds as a reward after
mummy gang!
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Imagine being a fully grown man who's excited that his mummy is taking him to McDonald's.
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>>62459708
t. no mummy mcdonalds trip later haver
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IIT: Macdonaldslets mad
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>british gas sent me a bill
>they've actually underestimated how much gas i've used instead of overestimating it like they usually do
oh no
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Playing wreckfest listening to portishead
Wish I had something to drink desu
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Sad news, Ebin has sadly passed.
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>>62459783
passed by where exactly? where is he going?
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>>62459731
Whats your usual McDonalds order? i like their burgers but they make me sick so I only ever have fries/diet coke
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>>62459783
What are you, the coroner at Scarborough General Hospital
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>>62459700
Why you anxious going to a chemist
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>>62459766
Give your reading NOW!
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>>62459806
the larger chicken burgers they bring out seasonally are always good, particularly this spicy tomato christmas one I used to get a lot at uni. You're so right, low quality beef burgers can suck but I feel like it's hard to mess up chicken
>>62459827
I'm anxious about everything tbqh
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>>62459836
just did lad, the pricks are sending me bills quarterly instead of monthly so it's a bit pricey
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Lads i got myself a bird cya later virgins im a fucking chad now
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>>62459844
>I'm anxious about everything tbqh

Sign of low tests
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>>62459872
sounds good lad, how did yous meet each other?
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>>62459854
only the small energy companies send them monthly
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>>62459844
>I'm anxious about everything tbqh
Same, getting those nervous shits about the idea of going to a shop
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>>62459907
>Same, getting those nervous shits about the idea of going to a shop

Sign of low tests
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>>62459883
>sounds good lad, how did yous meet each other?
On this video calling app similar to Omegle was using it drunk and to practice my social skills.
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>>62459909
Low test scores?
Or low testosterone?
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>>62459623
Helper Helper is a nice lad he talks to me when no one else will
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>>62459907
:(
for me, it's needing a wee all the time before opening the front door
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>>62459909
I full on think I have this, but my voice is really deep so probably just gyno
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>>62459931
Looks like something out of attack on Titan
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*seasonal tipping intensifies*
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Mums about to drive off and get her kfc chicken deal
Makes me sad
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>>62454284
>corridor shooter
this sounds like a comfy genre actually, are there any you'd recommend?
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>>62460096
Should have syphoned all her petrol out of her car last night.
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>>62460101
cant think of many off the top of my head, i just like shooters you can switch your brain off to and just play through without any faffing about figuring out where to go (like boomer/old shooters tend to do) or that don't drag on for too long
it's an inherently forgettable genre but i enjoy them

there's the obvious ones like cod campaigns
titanfall 2 has a good campaign
but the good ones dry up and you find yourself playing through stuff like homefront and fear 3
i just think they're neat
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might leave early today boys, if we're lucky
clocked in 90 hours for this month so that plus furlough means I'll be making my normal wage ish this month (a bit less but I'm still pleased)
treated myself to a keyring and a pair of socks
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Lolilad perusing his collection of Lostprophets and Gary Glitter CDs
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>>62460226
I found footsie a vid he may like.
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>>62460328
Is that Warwick Davis in drag?
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love a maccies a la mum me
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Did you all know HHL has a twitter account with 16k followers? I had no idea. Apparently he's been forced to make it private though.

>>62459767
>tattoo

absolutely fucking not
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>>62460443
>Joined January 2011
Grim
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Unconditional uni offer lads. Pretty excited. Looking forward to it actually. Have 1 or 2 more uni's to hear back from but it'll be out of 2 uni's.
Unconditional though, pretty sure that's quality stuff? It means they really want me no? I have far, far surpassed minimum requirements for the course anyway. Dropped a course this year at a top 10 uni in the world for a different but similar course.
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>>62460467
Congrats! Where you heading lad?
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>>62460443
HHL betrayed us lad. He isn't welcome here. He left us to the Seethers
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QRD on the new HHL info from /brit/
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Me? I wonder what HelperLad meant when he said that a 12 year old boy being sexually assaulted "probably enjoyed it".
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>>62460512
Maybe we'll see him changing names but keeping the same trip yet again so this post follows him longer still
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>>62460473
It's around my town so not prestigeous uni by any means but it's going to get me a degree I want to get into the profession of sports therapy and rehabilitation. Had a pretty shit few years of mental health so I think this will be a solid chance to move forward. Career is good, money is good, I'm really interested in it and do a lot of exercise myself. Then I could do a masters in Physiotherapy and become a physiotherapist which would be amazing.
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>>62460569
so when you said top 10 in world you meant top 10 in sports ?
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Im going to rot away in my room
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>>62460497
I thought he was the main seether?
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It seems that all the personalities get doxxed in the end, even the Anon image spammers.
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>>62460582
sciences yeah. Was proud of that but wasn't meant to be. Mental health wasn't very good going into it, I was sat in a hot room that was extremely loud for months alone doing really low quality online work. Miserable time that was. Also struggled massively financially because I couldn't find any work.
The subject sounds meme but it's not. It's a great subject with a mass of opportunities that can come through it. Most of the time you need to specialise and do a masters for something more particular but not always. It's also health sciences which gives more opportunities.
Know of people working for massive corporations training the staff and keeping them healthy. Working with the sickly and earning great money from it.
It's not like GCSE pe lmao, it's more than that.
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poor hhl. just goes to show never post information that has even the most tenuous link to your real life persona or you might get doxxed.
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Its shitfeel who cares about anyone on here
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Don't think I'd care if the cowards from /britfeel/ knew where I lived t bh
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might go out for a walk in the wind and rain later lads
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>'''Pandemic'''
>killed 0.03% of the global population
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>>62460643
aye lad. there surely wouldn't have been that much more deaths if we had just let the virus run unimpeded through the population
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I keep forgetting on other boards you can say stuff which has been said before and do short replies
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I don't remember the last time /britfeel/ had such a crisis as now with the looming threat of HHL being doxxed. Awful.
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>>62460674
You're fucking braindead
>>62460643
>0.03%
Not even. Because it's well known majority of those deaths are reclassified as covid anyway. That doesn't come anywhere near the reflection of the actual deaths.
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Might have lost my job lads
I drew a dumb picture of a co-worker who thinks her university education matters for the job of inspecting a warehouse

Pic related
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>>62460954
Education is heavily suited to women and their behaviour patterns anyway. Basically one big socially regulated and enforced social club.
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I've never met a person called Craig who wasn't a total idiot.
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>>62460976
They are more valuable to society and more educated than you, no need for the excuses mate.
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>>62460992
I personally hate Liam's. A horrible bunch of people. Horrible chavs.
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>>62461037
Very poor bait, women have value of course, you're right there, but its not in their education.
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>>62461037
I'm educated but I'll bite the bait anyway.
They have more reproductive value but I'd argue on a day to day basis, they are not the most desirable options as an employee for most industries. Not all, but most are toxic especially when in groups. Very nasty, bitchy, vindictive and resentlful. Every workplace I've been in where women have joined, atmosphere changes and they directly or indirectly cause a lot of trouble.
Working in women heavy workplace was hellish. They are very nasty and they'd talk around my workstation. They are extremely nasty jealous and vindictive people who cannot control their emotions. There was one lass who joined there and she was very successful and capable. She didn't speak to them much as she wasn't interested in their girly shit like love island conversations. They hated her so much because it was just a stop gap, because she was better than them. They teared her down and made her life a misery. Poor girl.
But I reiterate; in the real world majority or women aren't very good workers.in most industries. Educated in meme degrees or not.
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>>62461044
Are you educated to a university standard?
Of course women have worth, wtf? bit weird that you think anything otherwise.
Uni education>no education
>>62460954
This is misinformation. You are trying to imply that those courses aren't as "valuable" as other courses which is false for getting a job.
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>>62461117
>Are you educated to a university standard?
No, are you?
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Very alone lods
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>attempt to play csgo
>ping ranges from 100ms-700ms constantly
>if anyone in the house refreshes a web page or looks at their phone my ping just skyrockets
>get annoyed at the fucking lag making anything online unplayable


Sky can go and fuck them selves tbqfh lads
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>>62461151
Post graduate in psychology.
I see now why you're so defensive.
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>>62461117
>Are you educated to a university standard?
Not that Anon but I have a uni degree and I wish I had not gone to uni and just got a job at 16. I just see university students as people who want to waste 3-4 years of their life before going into work. There is nothing special about having a degree.
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Just walked up a steep cliff path 3 times for some exercise. Just preparing a pot noodle now
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>>62461195
What lead you to choose Psychology rather than another degree which would have ensured better earning potential?
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Ancient aliens is pretty good lads
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>>62461204
Anecdotal.
>>62461232
My earning potential far outweighs that of non-university educated people.
>>62460954
Hope you lose your job.
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>>62461181
I moved from Sky to VM about 6 years ago. Not had any problems.
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>>62461256
Probably a LARP but why are you seething so much
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Me?
Went uni?
No no I didnt
I stayed living at home
Working retail
No friends or partner
Now i go to work
Come home
Do nothing
And go back to work
I would like to end my existence
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NEETs in here don't understand that university isn't a guaranteed job in that field, but gives you the opportunity for a job. It opens doors which would otherwise be closed for multiple reasons, you have references, proven that you can stick with something and are educated on a specific subject. Instead of being NEET for 4 years with no references, knowledge or work ethic.
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>>62461269
>live with parents
>they have lowest package
>tell them that you can pretty much quadruple download speeds for one pound extra a month (next package up is a quid extra )
>they are having none of it
>tell them ill pay the entire sky bill
>They dont want to deal with the hassle of calling sky
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>>62461301
If you don't have the speaky spoken skills, your degree isn't worth the nice watermarked card it is printed on. There is a limited amount of jobs going for every degree and you are competing with 30+ people for every application you send out. The average /r9k/ Anon isn't going to be the best out of those applications.
But I would recommend going for a degree to the NEETs because you get free student loans. You will never earn enough to start paying them back so you get free money.
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Daft Punk broke up and I was planning to go see them in concert at their next Alive gig.
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Any of you lads have experience with owning a joke noble title, like those of Sealand, or the tiny plots of land you can buy from English places for like 30 quid or something? I am gonna get one for my birthday, but can't decide which one is best. If I get the Sealand one, then I was technically be a member of the peerage and be a royally-sanctioned lord...only the nation itself isn't recognised. Whereas the ones from English areas like the Lake District are not royally-sanctioned, but you do get a tiny plot of land. Thoughts?
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>>62461417
Go for the plot of land. In 100 years it'll be worth loads when some building company wants to buy it all up.
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Been eating like a Hoover today lads
Got to take some rennies
Im so tired of it all you know
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Hear the sound of a Seethie-weethegun
Hear it echo in the night
Apus screaming frames the scene
Encrimsons frens
That once were green

It's a stalemate at the front line
Where the Helpers rest in mud
Pizza wizzas
All is gone
There's no wumpa to be won

Know that many frens will suffer
Know that many frens will die
Half a million frens at stake
Ask the fields of Wumpendale

Thousand Seethes march to the beat
It's hatred on the march
Long way from home
Paying the price in young fren's lives
Thousand Seethes march to the beat
It's an army of despair
Knee-deep in mud
Stuck in the trench with no way out
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>>62461341
Try sabotaging your internet while they're using it or something
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>>62458522
>>62458593
I've got my reserve cash set on a buy order for BTC, always buy the dip.
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>He hasn't bought Apucoin yet.
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>>62461640
All those cheapies eh?
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>>62461605
you sing songs of womfy and wumpa but where were you when /brit/ turned on hhl and doxxed him?
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Such a perfect day lads
Who wants to see my cart for payday?
Got some David icke books
My beer
Might even get a dildo
Wahey
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*saunters into the thread*
good afternoon lads
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>>62461667
HHL turned his back on us and joined /brit/ despite them hating him there more than the few Seethers did here. He is a non-fren and an anti-fren. He left the Wumpa Committee to stand alone against the Seether, the spammer. He even outed himself as a footspammer. He is Apustaja non grata. I'm glad the Seethie-weethers have consumed him. He abandoned his frens in arms.
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>>62461690
*saunters into the thread from the other side*
good afternoon to you too lad
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>>62461790
*sluggishly groans as he walks in from the bottom of the thread*
Alright bum boys
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>>62461837
>alright bum boys

aye. you?
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>>62461837
Alri lad hows tricks
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Why do trannies have bangs? Is it to hide their huge masculine brow?
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>>62461977
Very random question lad.
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>>62461958
God to have an evening being used by ak three of them :)
Yeah not bad cheers lad you? >>62461896
Alright mate :)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
stupid format string
just want to write a value to a pointer but i can't figure it out yet
i will take a break and try again in a bit
"You can do anything you set your mind to. Benjamin Franklin"
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>>62462023
Wot if I set my mind to nothing and drink a lot?
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My mum bought this new cushion the other day
Bit weird innit
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>>62462033
Dunno mate you'll have to ask old bennie but he's been dead for ages might be a bit difficult to get a hold of him
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I wish a girl would fucking notice me
I feel invisible in society
Splatter my brain against the wall
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I love waking up at 5 am to get to my wage slave retail job for 6 am and working all day with toxic fuck head colleagues serving obnoxious irritating customers for the most inane bullshit
To come home alone and drink
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>>62461977
does hide the high hairline most blokes have
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>>62462053
spring dildo goes in the middle there
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Just woke up lads
Drank too many K's last night, head is spinning
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Chicago Town wizza in the oven
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https://youtu.be/0UIB9Y4OFPs
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I make 2k a month on OnlyFans selling 2 wanking videos a week.
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Pirating shadow of mordor. Have a feeling it might be wank but got nothing else to play so whatever.
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Pizza baguette with chips and peas, can of Pepsi and a Banoffee cream cake for pudding, laaavley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE1lzqJCeJ0
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trying to scrounge 1.80 of my dad for the chippy
cunt won't even give me that
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Hurt my dick wanking lads fuck
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>>62462372
How hard was your brain pulling
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Dating and shagging a tranny IS gay, simple as.
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>>62462402
Aye but at what cososte
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>>62462387
Started and I felt like I needed a piss. I had a piss and the "you need a piss RIGHT NOW" feeling won't go away
Those fucking anime maids did this to me
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>>62462433
Ah yes your pee pee is broken lad
Maybe I could fix it for yeh
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>>62462202
we're still using the winter dildo though
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>>62462433
I've had that, probs something to do with your urinary tract. Will go away in a bit.
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>>62462012
Used to watch her dances on Strictly and no one else, cracking body, lovely big arse and chunky legs.
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>>62461204
>Implying you will learn more in 4 years at some entry level job than you will in uni spending 4 years reading, researching, talking with experts, academics and other students interested in the topic, and being taught.

Even if you don't get a better job at the end of uni, if you went to uni and tried hard there you will be smarter than if you didn't go and just went into retail or whatever. It's also a nice 3 year paid holiday from home and work.
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>>62460467
Good on you mate, good luck and enjoy it, make the most of it because there's a good chance it will be the best 3 years of your life, even if it seems stressful at times.
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another day of work completed
rate my new socks btw
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>>62454203
Didn't watch Bojo's livestream yesterday, can I get a quick run down?
Are we allowed out or not?
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>>62462665
>Sat in his mothers boxroom for 3 years attending zoom lectures
>Best 3 years of his life
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>>62462688
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/boris-johnson-speech-time-today-roadmap-lockdown-b920679.html
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Love sitting in my room doing lectures
No commute and I get to learn and socialise with other lads
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>>62462688
>can I get a quick run down?
Yes but only by yourself. You can go for a run down with 1 other person on 29/03/21
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>Missed being at work
>Now at work
>Miss furlough

Why am I like this?
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>>62462710
They're hoping to stop lockdown stuff in July, so could be back to Campus and accomidation by the time term starts.
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>>62462883
>They're hoping to stop lockdown stuff in July
They said that last year, then it started again
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>>62462941
Anon what do you think is different about this year?
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>>62462959
New strains will come out, they've already got Bird Flu in humans in Russia
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My Grandfather died last night at 11pm
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>>62462850
Human nature.
*puts you on his shoulders so you can see over the fence*
See how green that grass is, bet they have a great life over there.
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>>62462985
>bird flu Russia
Mate thats been sorted out
>bbut a new Strain
Lad give me five logical reasons why continuing lockdown is beneficial to the government?
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>>62462992
F for yer gandfather.
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Watching trek enterprise again
Maybe upon death ill transform into the trek realm aye
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>>62462992
Hope you and your family are managing mate
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>tfw no one comments on your socks or keyring
bit rude
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>>62462992
What did he die of? Was he a bit racist?
Did he have the kung flu
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>>62463081
They looked good
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Bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bully
I'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bully
I'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bully
I'm a bully, I'm a bully, bedroom bully
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>>62462992
sorry for your loss lad how old was he?
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>>62463102
Thanks, we're friends now
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>>62462479
not letting this go without a (You)
here you are lad
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philip is struggling
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what happenned to scotfeel? any scottish lads here?
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>>62463519
It was rubbish and couldn't survive on the market place of womfy like /britfeel/
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>>62463010
lmao you're trying to debate this like you're got a leg to stand on.
you're naive and gullible if you believe this isn't going on for another few years mate. lets be real. little has been based on stats and evidence. why are we applying it? based on their previous announcements and lies, you shouldn't believe anything they say.
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>>62463544
>t. englishman who has a grudge
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lmao theres a female contestant on the lightning gameshow bbc2 called 'pooee'
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>>62463519
the guy stopped making them for some reason. idk maybe he got bored
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>>62463582
When I went college there was a fit Chinese English girl called Seemun. Would you be able to go out with someone who was fit if thye had an embarrasing name? You'd have to make up a petname for them pronto
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mummy is doing B O L O N A Z E
O
L
O
N
A
Z
E

for tea tonight lads with garley warley licky licky breaderino
poggers
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>>62463591
lmao you said this like 10 minutes after the guy made a new /scotfeel/. speak of the devil >>62463461
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>>62463519
Did that lad ever post the CCTV footage of the tiny lassy giving a blowie behind the bins at the Cumbernauld Asda?
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>>62463546
>refuses to give me five logical reasons why they would continue lockdown
Ah yeah I will not be continuing this convo lad sorry
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>>62463661
i doubt that ever happenned mate. ask over here i suppose idk >>62463461
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>>62463611
tbf i think pooey is far worse than semen. this womab is also white abd has a middle class accent. cant imagine what european country where 'pooee' is a name if she has sime other european ancestry. other than that her name is inexplicable.
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>>62463010
>Lad give me five logical reasons why continuing lockdown is beneficial to the government?
Ask Boris why its still going on until June when we've already got the most vulnerable 25% of the population vaccinated and another 10% with antibodies already
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What's the point in /grotfeel/? It will be archived within an hour.
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>>62463704
what? /scotfeel/? it was very succesful last month but the OP stopped making them. they would get lots if posters and would even get the max replies in a day...
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hello frendos how art thou on this fine eve
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Lads I have been in bed all day
Feeling shite
Now im planning on a fun evening
Some shanties some wreckfest
Some coomies
Some Asmr
Might write for stories on me and Lauren <3
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>17 hours in
>252 posts
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>>62463682
that is a hilarious name tbf
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>>62463783
About to watch a shit b movie called Moby Dick 2010, how are you
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Tackle of the season.
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>>62463881
I'm sound mate
just had a nice poo
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Any lads know the top onion market at the moment? Last one I used was Alphabay, but that was seized a few years ago
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>>62463927
Had a big wet sloppy poo earlier XD
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>>62464013
I been backed up for days but slept 12hrs n took some laxatives before I slept and completely fooking unloaded earlier and now I feel like a new man
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Alright lads ?

Gonna settle in for the night make a cup of tea and watch Cast Away.

That Tom Hanks is some bloke huh ?

Have a good one anons m8
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Keep getting recommended absolute shit on Youtube. And it autoplays if it's on your screen more than second so it just keeps coming, can't escape.
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>post disappeared into the void again
fix 4chan
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Name someone more smug than alizee

You literally cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7RgKB_YJcc
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>>62464120
pretty sure autoplay hasn't been a thing for a while lad
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>>62464120
you can turn autoplay off
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It takes roughly 2 months to adjust to a new diet.
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what're you lads wanking to tonight? i'm gonna watch this and pump my homemade fleshlight

http://www.incestflix.com/watch/flora-rodgers-fucking-my-older-brother

it's gonna be a good one tonight lads
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>incestflix
shalln't be clicking that
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Every board will instantly become 80% better if all the weebs got the rope and a further 50% if the trannies followed suit (all that on Minecraft of course)
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>>62464173
Go on Youtube on your phone, and have a videos thumbnail on your screen for more than a second, it starts to play and is counted as a watched video, goes on your history etc.
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>>62464206
it's actually an extremely popular site anon. its all fake incest anyway.
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what's for tea lads?
i've ordered KFC
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>>62464221
Funny how everyone thinks /pol/ is shitting up the entire website except /pol/. Stay on your contamination board, no ones arsed what you think would improve a board
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>>62464256
>/biz/ is extremely /pol/pilled
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>>62464256
>everyone who doesn't like my mental retardation is a /pol/ poster
You keep deluding yourself
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>Every board will instantIy become 80% better if all the weebs got the rope and a further 50% if the trannies followed suit (all that on Minecraft of course)
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>>62464256
I am peter hitchens of brit/pol/ and I protest this motion
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>>62464250
Ordered a maccie ds earlier
The large chocolate milkshake was a mistake though, been to the toilet 4 times since
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I like objectifying women. I like it when women objectify me.
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>>62464120
Install DF Tube extension and take control back
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>>62464357
calling you a piece of shit isn't exactly objectification, anon
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>>62464357
when I finally get submissive goff gf I'm gonna have her cook me loads of fry ups and dub her the unidentified frying object
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>>62464305
>In minecraft of course

Total give away, this isn't even a meme outside of /pol/ posters. 4chan isn't /pol/, and no one cares what you think would improve the board.
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>>62464250
Didn't even realise it was 19:30.
Could do with some spam or cheap meat from lidl.
Going on a beer run so will grab some. Might even get a frozen pizza.
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You never know who is watching.
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>>62464385
That's a good one. I'll use that when I get an asian gf and it will be double funny.
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>developing a fetish for rude chav girls from years of retail and customer facing jobs

I can't help it anons, its cute picturing them gently bully my shy nervous ass
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>>62464397
you sound like a /pol/ poster anon, you seem to have an in-depth knowledge of their memes
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>>62464452
>toothless ugly nylon wearing flabby subhumans
eugh
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>>62464397
It's used widely across 4chan and the internet.
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>>62464450
based
>>62464452
I was born n raised on council estates so I love a rough-around-the-edge common as much asbo slag, problem is they tend to threaten to stab you in the head over the slightest thing
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that no time to die tune by billy eilish is shite for a bond tune
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>>62464512
>common as much
It's a doggy dog world.
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>absently mindedly clicked "update" on magisk manager
>gives me some error about manager not supporting current magisk version and asks me to fuck around reflashing shit in TWRP
was fuming then for a minute but luckily i could find the old build and go back to it simple

am NOT in the mood to be fucking around with phoneshit
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rest in power moni
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Very alone lads
Not sure what else there is to life
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>>62464574
>rest in power moni
What did anon mean by this?
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>>62464654
you're only feeling alone because you're not comfortable in your own company
resolve that
and you won't be alone anymore
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Anyone else fallen out of love with vidya? No motivation to play anything and I didnt buy a single game that come out last year either
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Had a whole 6 pieces of chicken from KFC
Felt great
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>>62464692
fell out about 2-3 years ago. psyched myself up for cyberpunk 2077 but only ended up playing it for 3 weeks. played nowt again since
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>>62464675
Does moni sleep in a sleeping bag made of batteries?
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Any of you lads visit
R slash depression on Reddit
Right bloody chuckle
> Well, it's extremely hard to find a job in the middle of a world recession. So now, with no paycheck and running out of savings/accumulating debt, I've realised how little I matter to society if I can't pay for my existence. Like I was born and suddenly I'm expected to try really hard, as if simply living in my head isn't hard enough. And if I can't I'm labelled weak and a burden. But still expected to stick around and keep on trying.

We either need a new system that isn't brutal capitalism or we just can't sustain this much longer. I know I'm not alone.
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I was busy thinking 'bout apus
Apus, apus
I was busy dreaming 'bout apus
Apus, apus (womfywumpa)
Head is spinning thinking 'bout apus

I need a fat apu to help me eat lots of wizza
And I need that strong one to protect me from all the seethers
That soft one can sleep with me in bed at night
I want 'em all
I want 'em all

And when they finally leave me I'm all alone, but
I'm looking down and my lids are blowing my phone up
Them twenty questions, they asking me where I'm at
Didn't hit 'em back

I'm sorry that I missed your party
I wish I had a better excuse like
"I had to hunt a bunch of nonces"

But I was busy thinking 'bout apus
Apus, apus
I was busy dreaming 'bout apus
Apus, apus
Head is spinning thinking 'bout apus
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>>62464692
wouldn't go that far
but I've defo lost a lot of enthusiasm for the industry in general
I download and test a few games per day and practically none capture my attention
I've been playing the same two games for about six years. brutal doom, classic doom modded, with different map packs and what not, and warframe
tried destiny 2 for a while and really enjoyed that until they vaulted 80% of content
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>>62464326
what did you get from maccies
>>62464402
know what you mean lad, i've been trying to figure out this format string overflow thing all day, didn't realise it was so late and i had forgot to eat
>>62464696
i had the 10 pieces for 10 bong offer, ive only eaten 2 pieces so far though, i'll put the rest in the fridge
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> The fact that I'm supposed to keep living and I'm not allowed to kill myself annoys me honestly.
If I don't wanna keep going why should I? I had no choice in my birth and I don't have a choice really in my death either. I mean I could off myself but no one would really respect my choice. I don't know, I don't get much joy out of life. I never really had much of a chance to, I get some but I don't know if it's worth going on and on forever. I hate all of the obligations there are to stay alive. I stay alive mostly for other people, I know that's important. I wish I could be selfish and die. I used to think growing up that once my parents both died I'd just kill myself too, I feel like that might still be a good plan for me.

I have goals and desires, as well as things I want to do. But I also don't really enjoy life. This is all selfish I'm aware. Perhaps it's wrong of me to think this way but I feel resentment towards my existence. Resentment towards the obligations and feelings I hold towards others. Resentment of my love for them and their love for me. I daydream about becoming a major asshole to everyone, just so I can off myself and have people celebrate my death. But I also can't bring myself to be a jerk.
Ah yes but life is just one modicum of sand in the dune
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>>62464784
>string overflow
String theory?
I'm not clever, so just been spending all day playing with images.
Setting off now.
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>>62464692
to an extent, mainly play the same few games now and if i do buy games it tends to be for the xbox 360. nothing really coming out that intrests me either
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>>62464787
What does she see in this guy?
>wrinkly
>balding
>patchy beard
>nog nose
>rotten fingernails

I really don't get it.
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>>62464766
guess we didn't need as many art majors as they thought we did, lel
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>>62464787
sort it out mate
maybe start by not obsessing over asmr girls that wouldn't give you the time of day
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> As a single 26 year old male with no friends, I'm really as disposable as you can get to society.
Just a thought.

Also been trying to find a new job for over a year now in an industry that's covid proof and keep getting rejected. Getting dangerously close to my absolute breaking point now.

I'd go out and do something this Sunday but my presence anywhere usually feels like some sort of disgusting burden if I'm not paying for shit.
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>>62464787
ive honestly never got this thing about not killing yourself for other people being sad. just doesnt register in my head.
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>>62464872
>What does she see in this guy?

Personality? Charisma? He looks fine, silly incel
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>>62461256
>earnings potential
lmao! Yeah my cock size potential is 15 inches too! i just need to stretch it out.
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looks like tiger woods has knacked himself
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>>62464969
He has lived a life banging super models and relaxing in luxury
A little car crash will not do him in
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any womfy man in?
in bed with hot choccy woccy and techmoan

yeah, I'm womfy
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>>62464969
My mini golfing Apu is in fucking pieces.
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>>62464969
I told you that his comeback didn't have legs
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>>62464996
alri hhl? whats this bout you beging doxxed?
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You can continue firing after running out of ammo
But you will be switched back to weaker bullets
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>>62464996
I use these marshmallows as well but they always melt and form into like a gloopy skin mesh rather than something comfy I picture in my head

I try and sip my hot choc and the melted mash sticks to the rim of the cup and half goes in my mouth and other half stays there like the shock you get when you drop your biscuit in your tea

fuck sake lads
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What does it mean when my wee stings a bit?
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DOn't interact with Peter Hitchins trip
He's a fucking aspie twat that bullies kids
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>>62465055
you've been eating or drinking a lot of something that is very acidic perhaps
or you're dehydrated
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I FOOKING DID IT
BEAT THE FIRST BOSS ON BLOODSTAINED
ROTN
IM A GAMER AHHHHH YES
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>>62464935
How much does he earn then?
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>>62465072
which subject did I BTFO you on
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>>62465072
Pretty sure it's Blumstiff
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marshmallows in hot chocolate must be the dumbest thing I have ever seen in my life, reminds me of those yanks what dip fried chicken in their coke
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>>62465109
whats a blumstiff
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love kitkats me
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Fucking sick of my job already lads and i've only had it 4 months. Im a warehouse manager and the managing director/owner of the business won't fuck off and let me do my job. He keeps coming down and micromanaging all of my staff in front of me and pulling me up for stupid petty shit like bits of cardboard being left out or people leaving their drinks on the side. Im WAY ahead on all of my Monthly targets (he gave me a month to move warehouse and i did it in like 2 weeks. Which is an insanely quick time for what he expected) but he just adds new jobs endlessly. He has me moving stock in the warehouse to exact locations HE wants them in despite me being the fucking warehouse manager. He also seems to expect me to prioritise everything at once, keep the warehouse spotless, take shipping container deliveries that take like 3 hours each, ensure all 10 staff are working efficiently, move stock around and in to the warehouse, ensure our manufacturing unit is doing well, do his stupid fucking little tasks in between all while ensuring all orders go out on time and with no mistakes.
>hurr just tell him to fuck off and alpha up dude!
He is emotional like a woman and my 30k salary is on the line. I have no degree and only like 2 years in sales as experience as well as 4 years as a warehouse grunt.

Constant stress, constant pressure and deadlines.

I just hope my crypto moons and i can tell everyone at my job to fuck right off.
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>>62465116
we cook our turkey in john smiths at christmas
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>>62465148
Mate just read extreme ownership by jocko willnynik
It will solve your leadership woes lad
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>>62465148
calm down lad. this kind of shit is inevitable. the top business people who climbed the ladder probably all had to deal with this kind of shit as they went up and peoplr who were scared away didnt progress as well as they did.
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>>62465191
the problem is that it is a small business. The owner/MD has had it passed down from his dad and he has no idea what he is doing. We are 75k in the red this month and he is coming down to the warehouse asking me why one of my staff is taking their break at 12:40 instead of 12:30, like it's any of his concern at all .Like, dude you should be worrying about how to save your fucking business not whether one of my guys has had to take lunch 10 mins later because he had to finish off an order before going. Its that level of petty and i believe one day i will snap and hit him.
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Called my Broker and he said HOLD HOLD HOLD
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>>62465109
It's not, he's from pol. He's a fucking wankstain. Right ugly cunt too. Pic rel

>>62465089
Are you trying to be king of the aspies by coming on here?
Stick to getting bullied by eddie you sadact.
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>>62465075
But I drink plenty of water
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>>62465124
Similar to shitchins.
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>>62465248
>this is a 10/10 in britbongistan
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>>62465171
have given it a torrent lid. It better be good and not generic 'take no shit and be tough marine!" shit. acting like that in my situation would not help
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>>62464877
>The only reason to study or learn something is if it can make money for someone else

Souless, can't imagine how dreary your ideal society would be.
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Bumsniff and shitchins
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>>62465276
Its a simple book lad
Super efficient in getting across a valuable lesson and also mixed in with some crazy afghan stories
For eg
>story from afghan
>what the leadership lesson was from that story
>how this can be applied to business
It genuinely will help and has helped me in my leadership role and I help run a fucking Mac Donalds haha
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>>62465248
>are you trying to be what you are already are
newfag spastic brainlet

>>62465249
what about what you've eaten then?

>>62465270
will have a butchers
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>>62464766
We really need universal basic income. With how many jobs are getting destroyed by automation, AI, online over shops, it will get to a point were there is simply isn't enough jobs for people. Lots of jobs now are already pointless and exist for various unproductive reasons, but it's either going to get much worse or something else needs to happen.
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southampton got dabbed on
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your mum got dabbed on
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>brit/pol/ talks about how there are loads of nonces and kids here
>suddenly pedo pete arrives
really activates those almonds
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dab on it wagwan xx
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>>62465364
your mum got fingered
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>troomer joins my main circle of friends discord
>dont have any energy to keep up the the pretense of pronouns or vailidating his all encompashing fetish

fuck sake. he even fucking looks like the troomer wojack.
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Haven't seen Christopher Blumstiff in a while. Hope he's doing ok, always enjoy his posts.
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>>62465078
Good on you mate!! Game opens up from here.
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Why is this thread being invaded by gimps? Not good stuff lads.
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>>62465440
19 hours in and only 361 posts. I reckon we'll hit 23 hours this thread
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i bet pube posts here lmfao
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>>62465411
Is that the hepatitis b poster from /adv/?
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>>62465464
fuck off pube you gimp
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cant wait to go watch the apu pro wrestling again
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If time is irrelevant
Then why do we have watches?
Can we genuinely keep track of time?
Even if it is relative
Hate the ninelevendeniers desu
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>>62465565
Eh, do people believe it didn't happen?
It defo happened, I remember watching it while I was high as a mofo.
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>>62465482
Lmfao lad at the end of the other thread guessed right you
He does look like beckham though
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>>62465628
should've known you post here you seem exactly the type lmfao
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Haha yes boys brit/pol/ in the house!
Where's that ear plug mongoid scouser?
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>>62465682
Come off it lad feel proper insulted
Some of these lads are sound
Since noncegate where everyone accused everyone of being a nonce, I just left them to it. /brit/ is dire and there's no substance. Only the other one was left.
Been here a bit more recently, seems to have calmed down but not the same lads that I knew.
>>62465728
He's never far kek
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weatherfu, is that you in /pmg/?
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*takes his apus favourite song out of the jukebox and replaces it with this*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCNtgMfnl8A
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>>62465728
the fuck do you want anonymong spastic

>>62465744
nahhhh you know I like you, you're a good lad
keeping my distance tho because an obvious closet homo erectus
I only came here because someone mentioned it the other night and I was intrigued cos pissed. I thought this was just incel central prior to that but it seems alright
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>>62465816
Yeah it's alright here. Posted since I was 15 or so lmfao. Seen a lot of sound lads come and go. Seen a lot of not sound lads come and go. Most of those were neurotic, mentally unstable transsexuals though and fucking hell they're completely insane. Narcissistic bunch, some other lad you might hear of called Ebin is a tosser too. Extremely arrogant and unpleasant to talk with. Really air of superiority despite being the quintessential incel.
Otherwise these lads are alright. Not bright mind you, no offence any lads reading this. But can have nice feels.
Brit/pol/ is far more pleasant now I'm a bit older anyway. Can related to those lads more.
Also unironically bi but don't act on it because it's pure degeneracy and I feel filthy when I think that way. That being said I have been looking for a mutilated emo type with holes in their ears mind you.
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ffs, all comfy and settled in for the evening and Chubby wants me to come over hers. Not happening tonight.
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>>62465896
>That being said I have been looking for a mutilated emo type with holes in their ears mind you.
I was gonna tell you I'd kick fuck out of you but you're probs into that you degen nonce
I like the posting style and the bants here desu, less serious that brit/pol/ but seems more in line with my usual posting style over there
naysayers who used to tell me to fuck off over here were unironically right when they said it'd be more suited for me lmao
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https://youtu.be/7tpVNvMB1fI

Why are there never any try on videos that include them getting changed?
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>>62465905
Cum over her what?
Do you do the same to her? Expect her to come when you beckon?
If so, get round to hers. If not, meh, not your fault you're asleep.
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>>62465905
Is she ur gf lad
If so post tits
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>up to 17c this week
blimey
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Take the bald pill
https://youtu.be/rfxZvMydPYQ
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>Why are there never any try on videos that include them getting changed?
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>>62466031
Cum in her. Told her to come over to mine if she wants a short notice shag tonight.
>>62466035
No, just a fwb. She has nice big ones.
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>>62466068
See if there's any undressing videos?
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>>62466066
fair dues he looks a hell of a lot better after shaving it
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Any heterosexual lads in tonight that want to talk about fanny and boobs
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>>62466123
I wish I had a fwb
Is she high maintenance lad
What does she like best when ur all up in her stuff
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>>62466068
Love a try on haul. Recommend Lety Does Stuff snd finding her nudes.
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>>62466068
If u like thicc trashy milfs let me know and I will share links
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UnicornDisney21 was not my proudest coom but I recommend her to any straight lads who like age play.
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>>62466242
I'm hetero and love tits
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>>62466123
Where did you meet her lad?
>tfw fwb
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OI OI de lads
Cooming is a mental illness
I cannae stop
Almost three times a day
Theres something wrong innit
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>>62466381
>3 times a day
rookie numbers for a lad in his 20s
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>>62466258
She's low maintenance, employed and has her own place. She likes a deep drilling.
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>>62466381
If it makes you feel good just do it, who cares. You think hunter-gatherers in the Neolithic cared how much they wanked off?
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>>62466432
Yeah lad if you applied that logic to eating or drugs youd be fucked
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https://youtu.be/LnSeCzXKV8U
Watching a movie with the missus lads
Catch ya later :)
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Nowt but a pup like
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Yea I said to my britpollers, I said, have you check out britfeel?
And they were like, you what mate?
Britfeel? Lol
Never heard of it mate
I'm strictly pol based none of that r9k shite
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>>62466446
Wanking doesn't have the negative health effects that drugs do, so what's your point?

>You should exercise four times a week to help you feel better
Heh, if you applied that logic to getting into a fist fight you'd be fucked
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Lad said meet me in Dewsbury for a bareknuckle but he bricked it
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>>62466418
Top shagger this lad wahey
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*sees an apu coughing and experiencing what he described as "strong diswomfort" before keeling over and dying*
i think the apuvirus is spreading around britfeel towers lads
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>>62466307
Same here I too am straight and love fannies

God save the queen
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>>62466517
A bareknuckle wank?
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Like why offer a square go if you're gonna brick it like?
I said to him, anytime mate, I'm easy, Otley, Batley, Bradford, Dewsbury.
Just name it like.
But these Walts, man
They just brick it each and every thread?
No honour in their threats
Just pure Walts
Their just bams and gadgies
I'm ex-forces
Gone toe to toe with many professional
They said I could have taken Tyson in my prime
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Are apus racialist? Asking for a friend pls no bully lads
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>>62466514
Fair point mate
I guess I am using porn for almost 6 hours a day edging and what not
That does not seem healthy
But no you are right
Doing no harm
COOM AWAY MY GOOD SIRE
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>>62466561
You sound tedious, hush your mouth squaddielad
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I miss dogging
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Nah I don't advocate it but this wee bam was with his dug and the gadgie is just like going to the bog outside me house and I'm like nah mate I'm not having that best pick it up like where is the pooper scooper or summat but he didn't have nowt so I just runs up full pelt like Linford Christie and just belts the wee dug as hard as I can with me steelies thing went flying across road
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>>62466598
Hahah ah yes this is why I come here
Wuality
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>>62466562
no, they'll tolerate the presence of anyone who gives them money for takeaways
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Lads have you ever been sat in bed on a Tuesday evening with your phone in front of your face as a British Asmr girl pretends to be your gf and you reply to her out loud and smile back at her through the screen
Aye me neither
At what cost
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Cant wait for the britpol posters to get bored and fuck off
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Would you rather be friends with a literal nazi or a black racist who says you're "one of the good ones"?
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>>62466653
rent free nigger
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>>62466659
The nazi is likely a lot more embarrassing and annoying to be around, so the black guy.
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As my good friend loli lad once said
A man can make a heaven out of hell and a hell out of heaven
Be brave fellow British feelers we will make it one day
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Not posted at all today.
My new bit, a Chinese lass, bought me some lunch around about 2:30. Some little dumplings in a spicy sauce. Some lovely tenderstem brocolli, peppers and pork mix, some rice and some bacon tonkotsu thing. Was delicious.
We went to the Chinese supermarket after I finished work. She was shouting at me in there and some customers looked on gobsmacked. Was pretty funny.
Tried shagging a couple times. She said she hasn't had sex in three years. Was a proper freshie full blow asian hair piece down there.
Tried to shag 3 times but she couldn't have the size. She was being quite loud and digging her nails in and biting me she said so I felt the same. The last attempt I actually went soft because I couldn't get my housemates out my head I was imagining what they were gonna say about the noise. Will try again. Will probably purchase some lube. Oh yeah I forgot she made me proper clean up my room after we ate the lunch too.

Pretty good day lads. How we all doing?
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>>62466710
We can all strive for comfiness
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>>62466733
Sounds like a good day lad, glad you got some. Are you the lad who was talking about dating a Chinese girl called Tree? I shagged a Phillapino girl once and she had a bush as well
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>>62466673
He's a 105 year old man living in a care home.
The black guy is constantly berating you "as a joke senpai" and doesn't wash his hair.
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Honestly, HHL/Seetheanon lore is some of the best shit this general has ever produced. Netflix adaptation when?
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Rather bummed out that school's are easing up 8th March because it means I have to leave the house and I haven't left since 2020's first lockdown xd
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>>62466785
Nah you're an annoying twat that ruined apu posting.
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>>62466785
the seethie/helper lore is hilarious.

>>62466815
calm down seether.
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> Oh yeah they call me 'the recluse'
'Cause I don't go outside for nothin', no one
Is gonna make me leave this room
Oh no they can't tell me nothin', no way
You see I ain't thinkin' clear
Yes so I dunno, I'm feeling sorry for myself
Who asked you to interfere?
Would you really know what is or isn't good for my health?
Why don't you leave me alone?
I ain't hurtin' nobody, why you up in my face?
Get up out my soul
Why can't you just let me get through my time this way?
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>>62466539
God save our Queenie
What about fannies do you love?
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How do you 'ruin apu posting'?
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>>62466829
Plan B got me through agrophobia
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>>62466827
Me? ME?
I'm as calm as an abandoned illegal apu breeding farm.
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What th- FUCK

https://youtu.be/g-C6GWa_aG0
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The Wumpa Committee only ruled britfeel for a few months. The discord cabal swiftly brought it down and forced HHL into exile because it challenged their influence. Anyone claiming to still be a member of Wumpa Committee now is a pretender. It's long gone.
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>>62466847
Well he didn't really. You lot love it.
Just I'm a complete plonker. So I suppose you're right, I ruined apu posting for me.
Touche.
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>>62466868
The /britfeel/ discord welcomes HHL and hopes he will one day return.
t. Second chair on the /britfeel/ council
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>>62466868
The Most Womfortable Society of Wumpaful Frens still ekes out a meagre existence.

>>62466889
HHL will never return
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The /britfeel/ discord is struggling. Members are at an all time low.
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>he's saving all his old video games because he thinks his son will enjoy playing with him

LOL
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>>62466921
I forgot the secret handshake and now the doorman has banned me.
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What are some good PC games that aren't MMOs, dungeon crawlers, RTS, or grand strategy?
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Stay womfy lads
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>>62466946
Have you ever heard of these mystical games called girlfriends? A lot more rewarding than any of those you listed lad :)
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>>62466946
>What are some good PC games that aren't MMOs, dungeon crawlers, RTS, or grand strategy?
Sleeping dogs.
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>>62466925
Dont think this is something people here do
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>>62466971
I've had a couple of them, waste of time, not interested

>>62466972
Played on console already
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>>62466946
Sonic the Hedgehog 1, 2, 3 and Mania
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>>62466889

Fuck off shill. HHL was a usurper and this so-called "Wumpa Committee" was nothing more than a glorified cult. Britfeel is and always will be a democracy.
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>>62467000
>ive had a couple of them
Yeah sure bet you have mate :)
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I saw you sing on old Feel Street in 92'
Looking womfy; intently fuming right at you
If I was mad it didn't stop you singing true
Wum-pa-wumf

They took the credit for your mad cacophony
Rewritten by Apus on frog technology
And now I understand the reasons why you seethe

Wum-pa-wumf
I met your Helper
Wum-pa-wumf
What did you tell them?

Seethe Seether killed the Apustaja
Seethe Seether killed the Apustaja
Seethers came and broke your heart
Wum-pa-a-a-wumf

And Helpers meet in an abandoned studio
We taste the wizza and it seems so long ago
And you remember the Apus used to go:
Wum-pa-wumf
You got the first (you)
You got the last (you)

Seethe Seether killed the Apustaja
Seethe Seether killed the Apustaja
In my mind and in /britfeel/
We must frogpost with renewed zeal...
Seethers came and broke your heart
Tore your wumpa grind apart.
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>>62460467
Happy for u lad, I'm going to Uni myself soon
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>>62466963
Can't right now, making things at work, which isn't my normal job, and I ache all over. But womfy will happen again once we start taking ticket orders for our events, then I can work from home and be max comfy whilst making good money.
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>>62467002
Played already

>>62467049
1st was for 3 weeks at age 12, 2nd was for 2 months at age 15. Found it stressful and not worth it, only said yes to them so I could at least say I've had a girlfriend.
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>>62460467
Unconditional simply means you meet the requirements for the course already. It doesn't mean they're desperate for you, sorry.
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>>62467078
>virgin telling me not having a gf isn't worth it

You've never pulled your wet cock out of a pussy you've just dumped a hot salty load inside. You've not lived.
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If HHL ever does return, then mark my words, it will be the end of this general because he will bring with him the full fury of every seether he's pissed off over at /brit/. This general does not need another war. Did we learn nothing from the Great Seether/Apu War?
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>>62467109
Alright, thanks for the advice m8
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>>62467109
I have slept with an untold amount of prostitutes in my time lad

Sex is without a doubt over rated
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>>62467143
prostitutes make you wear cuckdoms
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>>62467143
It's not sex if you use a condom.
You've never had sex.
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Sometimes I think this place is a figment of my reality
Broken parts of me all put onto one stream of consciousness
I am so paranoid of the door knocking
I get anxious of cars driving behind me
Am I being followed
Most definitely
Not sure by who yet but I think its because I have become aware
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>>62467113
HHL is not welcome in this general
simple as
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Imagine having unprotected sex in current year
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>>62467173
Imagine making passive-aggressive comments because no girl wants you to actually fuck her.
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>being this hung up on sex one way or the other.
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me? i'm a 19 year old virgin who has never had a girlfriend before and doesn't care whatsoever
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Watch mid90s and wondering where it all went wrong for the positive male friendships in my life.
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Do you lads rub your dick and balls and then sniff it for fun?
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Why have sex when you can just jerk off? No girlfriend to keep happy, no whores to pay hundreds to give you an STD. You guys are so sensitive to being called a virgin, get that shit out of your system and stop being so beta.
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>>62467245
Based, but - don't become so apathetic you get left behind and end up in your mid-twenties with no experience at all.

You don't NEED someone, but it's good to have the skills you need when you find someone you're interested in. Keep validating yourself through your own self-worth, lad. You got this.
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>>62467262
No because I think inhaling crotch bacteria is good for my lungs.
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>>62467113
The Seethers here are entrenched and embittered, /brit/'s seethers are small fry compared to some of the protracted, petulant and furious grievances aired by the worst of them here. Luckily, the Seethers hate one another almost as much as they do HHL. God save us all if they were ever able to put aside their bickering for but a few threads.
I remember what they did to Shippy.
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>>62467262
I let my stinky smegma build up then get high of the smell
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>>62466761
Aye that's it. Tree. She's a bit of a cunt, calling me ugly and fat and no girls would like me, but I like her spirit.
I had a Filipino gf I broke up with recently. No bush.
Born to shag.
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Just doing a test, don't worry about me.
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>>62467173
Why wouldn't I? As a matter of fact I haven't had sex at all this year but did have unprotected sex last year
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It's over lads.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/science-environment-56175714

The planet is officially fucked. Earth will become uninhabitable to life in just 200 years.
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>>62467326
Because women are promiscuous and cannot be trusted.
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>>62467275
i know lad, i've never had a girlfriend before because i didn't want one when i was in school
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Ok, yeah that was shit.
*sets himself a monumentally hard task*
Not exactly "r", but, brb.
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>>62467339
Climate change is a gimmick
>>62467351
Point being?
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>>62467339
been that way for years. they realised that there is more money in selling you protection from the risks of climate change than it is to prevent it.
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>>62467262
I do it. It's almost intoxicating.
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>>62467367
>Point being?
It's why I would never fuck a bitch raw. I do not want an STD.
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>>62467339
>200 years
Aye ideal
I get to have fun till I die
Unlucky for the next generation though
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>>62467396
Mate an STD is just like a sore throat. You get some antibiotics and that's that.
>muh HIV
So don't fuck gays or girls in Africa.
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>>62466381
what is she called? abella danger?
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>>62467339
How is there climate change if it got super cold in texas. If anything the planet is getting colder. Let's produce more co2. Well grow oranges in alaska.
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>>62467396
This is covid-tier paranoia desu. I've never gotten one and glad I didn't let these things worry me.
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>>62467160
Did you watch the Officer Bart vid? Was edging to it earlier hehe
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>>62467396
Chance of aids is like 0.05 and everything else can be treated. Except herpes I guess.
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>>62467448
Covid has only killed 0.03% of the population too yet some people are literally terrified of catching it
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>>62467396
Wow way to reinforce gay stereotypes and be homophobic. Nothing wrong with getting STDs it's 2021 everything is treatable.
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>>62467465
If you live your whole life in fear are you really living
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>>62467480
For some people, living to 98 and 6 months with no risk taking at all is better than living a fun life until 98
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>>62467445
I have seen her nails uploads and thought they were awesome! Big fan :)
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>He prefers to wear cuckdoms given the choice
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>>62467445
>>62467510

I really enjoyed this Gibi roleplay de lids, that Russian accent made me diamonds. Might edge to her again tonight and maybe even make a worship puddle.
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>>62467562
I don't think there are any men that prefer wearing cuckdoms.
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>>62467583
there is this anon for a start>>62467173
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>>62467574
All that money and she can't afford to get her teeth sorted.
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>>62467583
You have been brainwashed by porn. Couples wear condoms IRL pal
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>>62467596
He's just scared of diseases from hookups. If he was in a relationship he wouldn't use them.

>>62467611
Fucking lol no they don't.
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>>62467611
Sex with a condom on isn't sex
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>>62467611
No they don't really mate. If you think that you are concucked,
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>Why yes, I do have silver bullion sat on my desk right now, what gave it away?
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>>62467625
>>62467631
Some incredibly based anons on tonight
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>>62467574
>filename
hello hhl, long time no see
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>>62467636
>only 1 oz of silver
>he hasn't found the lost treasure Apular Knights
lmao
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Its alright I've made a new thread you lazy buggers
>>62467682
>>62467682
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>>62467680
I'll get more soon. Not sure whether to order direct from the royal mint yet though.
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>>62467693
>>62467693
>>62467693
*purchases a team of treasure hunting apus*

>>62467698
shit image, shit edition
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Hmm which thread am I meant to join?
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>>62467740
well >>62467698 was first
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>>62467424
>How is there climate change if it got super cold in texas.
thick cunt
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i'm very tired lads but i don't want to sleep



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