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What are some redflags in boys?
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>>63109296
If he doesn't send nudes back to you, he's definitely a dicklet
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>>63109296
He is afraid of commitment. Time waster need to get the rope.
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>>63109296
>frequently gets fired from jobs (assuming no bux)
>doesn't own a single button-up shirt
>doesn't drink water
>constantly complains
>punches objects in frustation
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>>63109296
>supports 'sex work'
>calls himself a 'feminist'
>isn't interested in going on walks or camping
>has female friends
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usually if they grew up in shitty low income families with toxic drug addicted parents that raised them like morons and abused them. not only is that a red flag, but that results in most of the red flags.

If I were a girl I'm not sure if I could ever give a chance to someone who didn't come from a perfect background. high quality environments create high quality specimens. so I guess people who weren't in control of their environment don't deserve a chance. yeah, let's leave it at that.

people who aren't perfect don't deserve a chance. and some might say if they're imperfect but willing to chance or work on themselves, they might deserve a chance. but they don't anyway that's just how it is. only people who are perfect deserve a chance.
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>>63109296
>immature
>insecure
>bitter, chip on shoulder
>bad with money
>no career plans
>overweight
>can't drive
>druggie/alcoholic
>only "hobbies" are anime/vidya
Spoken as a male who used to be all of the above, every man has some combination of these in his youth, but you should still watch out for the particularly bad ones.
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>>63109351
How perfect are you exactly? I would have to assume you think of yourself as worthless and unworthy correct?
I came from the exact situation you're describing and I have a good feeling I'm doing a bit better off than you are.
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>>63109296
>uncircumcised
>watches porn
>drinks soda
>drinks alcohol frequently
>mommy issues
>doesn't wash his face
>plays Overwatch, League of Legends, etc
>uses Twitch
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>>63109377
I am objectively by women's standards not valuable and that's clearly evident because I never get any kind of chance. I'm not going to go into detail, I look average, I work minimum wage at 27 years old.

If you're saying I don't have an excuse because you're female and you came from a bad background and you're financially successful now, you're wrong. It went smoothly for you for a reason. I am not so blessed.
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>>63109398
OH and
>no driver's license
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>>63109403
You're right my vagina goes out to the warehouse and works 10 hours a day where promotions come from an algorithm, not a person. After that, it gets in the car and does doordash for another 6 hours where people, who already tipped in the app, and will never make face-to-face contact with it to know it's a vagina, give it extra money just for being a vagina.

You really caught me bro.
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>>63109320
Most based reply by far desu
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>>63109296
>Donates to streamers
>Watches porn
>Watches gore
>Accepts negative traits rather than improves
>Low inhibition
>Can't tell the difference between maturity and being jaded
>Doesn't have plaining abilities
>Doesn't excercise
>Abuses alcohol and drugs
>Is overly political
>Gets angry when people disagree with him
>Neet
>Doesn't take care of himself and his property
>Doesn't engage in any productive hobbies
>Can't cook
>Has a warped worldview that can't accept new ideas/information
>Can't admit when they are wrong
>Incapable of abstract thought and assigns traits to groups as a whole
Thats a few I can think of off the top of my head
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>>63109398
All of that, except uncircumcised.
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>>63109529
why are you on this board exactly?
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>>63109320
>mfw I love sending pics of my dick to girls I'm talking to with no desire to even see them
I don't care what you look like, I just want you to look at my dick.
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>>63109357
poor dudes just having fun get roped into a fake internet meme argument
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>>63109542
To talk to people and entertain myself since I don't relate to people irl. Why else?
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>>63109453
what was your point, exactly? Can we just be transparent? All you said was that you work 10 hours at a warehouse and 6 hours for Doordash,

I just feel like you're saying you come from a hard background and you work 16 hours so I have no excuse. Here's the truth. You are exactly in a better position in life as a female than I am, probably even at a younger age, because it wasn't as hard on you as it was on me. If I'm wrong, take your best shot.
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>>63109357
Glad not everyone here is entirely hopeless. Listen up lads, man was honest with himself about himself and things got better.
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>>63109296
He's posting on here. Biggest red flag.
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised is a red flag
>thinks she knows how to anatomy better than god or evolution
I'd understand if you said being an anti circumcision activist was a red flag, but how is simply being born whole and staying intact an indication of ill will or poor character?
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>>63109398
>>uncircumcised
why
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>>63109600
I never post here, I stopped 2 years ago when I realized how shit it is and never came back.
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>>63109357
What is considered a hobby? Is coding a hobby? Exercise? Playing in the stock market? These are things I do regularly. I will go like kayaking but I can't do it everyday or even every weekend due to where I live so I can't say in good faith it's truly a hobby, even if I enjoy it.
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>>63109651
but you just posted here, retard
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>>63109651
>>63109729
Fucking kek. You've instantly made yourself less desirable because of that reply. They can smell it on you. No one will ever love you now that you made a post on a random thread on r9k. You fool.
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>>63109570
Careful too much introspection makes low value men cry
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>>63109578
I'm 27. I have masculine features, I'm nearly 6 foot tall, and I have severe mental health issues. I never gotten the "cute" treatment. I have never been flirted with anywhere, much less my job. The only compliments I get are about how impressed people are with how I can "work like a man". Even if someone could snap their fingers and make me a cute 5'2 stacy I'd still be fucked because any conversation outside basic "hi how are you" and "discussion of common interests with zero conflict" sends me into a panic attack or a crying fit. That's why I work in a warehouse. Keeping your head down is being a hard worker and even if I do have a meltdown and get fired (because I never get the "ohhh she's just emotional" pass) they're a dime a dozen. I can't go to school, I can't get a better job than this, but I can work my ass off to succeed with the cards I'm dealt. You can too.
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>>63109779
>6 foot tall chadly, socially awkward and hard working girl
Sounds pretty nice, not gonna lie.
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>>63109779
How masculine we talking here? Now you got me curious as to what you look like.
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>>63109296
If he proclaims he is a "male feminist" or an "ally"
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>>63109682
>What is considered a hobby?
In my eyes, anything you enjoy, is fulfilling and has some sort of learning curve.
For example, learning an instrument is a hobby, barely anyone who gets into it becomes a musician or turns it into a job, but it's fun to get better at something.
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>>63110036
So would the things I listed all count? If put that in a dating app or someone asked me, would those be an acceptable response?
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>>63110094
All those are good. Just ommit the word "learning" and you're good to go, champ.
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>>63110162
Thank very much for the help
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>>63109296
Not listening to Limp Bizkit.
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>>63109296
>he likes rap music of any sort
>He isn't white
>wears tattered clothing (ripped jeans, stained or ripped shirt, has holes in his coats)
>he wears clothing where the only design is the brand logo(easiest way to spot poor fags as they believe the huge company logo is "stylish")
>Doesn't wear fitted clothing, all of his wardrobe hangs loosely off him(why do I see this so much in the USA do people here not understand that makes you look homeless?)
>bad with finances(no investments, works min-wage, has debt, doesn't even know what ETF,SPAC stands for, if he does the only ETF's he knows are fucking VOO and VTI)
>isn't in shape(I mean the healthy in shape not the weird /fit/ chicken nugget bloated body look, I guess /fit/ refers to the healthy in shape as being a twink or otter mode)
>swears every other sentence
>Has short hair(short hair makes dudes look like walking thumbs I hate it so much)
>speaks Ebonics(gross, the millisecond I hear niggernese I just assume that person has a IQ in the single digits)
>bad hygiene(acne, dry skin, chapped lips, bad hair health, bags under the eyes, long finger nails, smells bad, stained teeth)
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>he is male
>he isn't a feminist
>he doesn't respect women
>he thinks he is entitled to women's attention
>he can't hold a conversation and is scared of approaching women and/or people in general
>he thinks being a crybaby loser who never self-improves makes him deserving of any sympathy
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>>63109296
Not slaying the pussy and beating women off with a stick.
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>>63109296
Blue team has taken the flag
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>>63109729
>>63109767
I get what you're saying but I've learnt it's not worth it to go back on r9k, I haven't been back in 2 years and don't plan on going back any time soon
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>>63109600
So are you. You ain't any better
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>>63109296
To any ladies here with more than let's say 5 red flags listed, I have a question for you: what makes you think you're any better?
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>>63110623
You gotta realize, anon, it's worse than that. Either they're so oblivious that they can't see how it affects the or they're a guy larping as a girl to upset guys or they're a girl who thinks that it's okay for girls to come to a place like this but that guys who come here are somehow beneath her.
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>>63109296
they use this board unironically post 2012
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>>63109296
He's an alt right winger. Avoid at all cost, especially if he's super into politics. He'll sell you to the kikes if it means he's "owning" the libbies.
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>>63109296
i have a question, if a boy likes beautiful girls pics a lot on twitter and retweets them a lot and follows many twitter only fans girls, should i even bother getting to know him? please be honest. i was interested but this has been bugging me for some time. he is also not a virgin so thats even worse to me.
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>>63111489
No that's a coomer redflag
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>>63109529
>low inhib
Yeah its bad except for chad right?
Fuck off ywnbaw shit b8 kys
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>>63109351
>people who aren't perfect don't deserve a chance. and some might say if they're imperfect but willing to chance or work on themselves, they might deserve a chance. but they don't anyway that's just how it is. only people who are perfect deserve a chance.

t. autistic only child
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Way to remind me that nobody wants a depressed, unmotivated, hopeless piece of shit like me.
Wish I could help myself and take the steer, but I'm way beyond fucked to take it.
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>>63109296
>acts feminine/gay
>tries overly hard to be funny (bonus if around girls)
>twink body (no muscle skeleton look)
>wears vintage shit and only buys branded shit
>complains about how hard their lives are while having everything paid for
>looks down on others because they don't have the same background

I just described some guy I used to be friends with, he was and still is a gigantic fag but we only realised when our group matured and he decided to hang around a group of girls, his reason for leaving our group was that he was embarrassed to be around us.
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Excluding the meme and redundant ones I got 23 red flags.
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>>63109623
>>thinks she knows how to anatomy better than god or evolution
Wisdom teeth.
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>>63110337
>femoid spotted
>*engage rape beam*
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>>63109296
>uncircumcised
>smells bad
>ignores ugly girls
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>>63111537
Do you know what a red flag is anon? It is trait that indicates a greater issue, and it is easy to understand why that is a red flag. Whether or not people actually assess that and use it to choose a partner is up to them.
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>>63111651
I never developed wisdom teeth...
evolutionarily based? Um, I think so...
also without needless extruding nipples..
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>>63111860
Wisdom teeth are based. Enjoy being a jawlet. I snapped of my retainer and now I'm finally growing mine.
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>>63109398
>>mommy issues
how do those manifest? the number of people doing ">tfw no mommy gf" posts is so low i can't believe it's an actual concern for anyone.
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>>63111798
>>uncircumcised
Fuck off jew!
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>>63112051
not a jew KEK. i personally don't like uncircumcised dicks for religious reasons and circumcised looks better to me anyway. many others would disagree and that's fine.
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>>63111798
Lets get you circumcised then. You don't need your clitoris to have sex!
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>>63109296
>he breaths
All men ALL are trash :)
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>>63112090
This is the ultimate equivocal, but let's be honest, women would burn off their own clits off if it was in fashion. They have no sense of inherant value, only what's popular.
If it's popular in burgurland to let hospital staff remove vital penile tissue then that's what is cool to do.. it's what hip and trendy. Do it to my newborn and let him be encumbered sexually for all his days, ITS COOL!
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>aspie psyop OP image related
>red flags in bois
If women only knew how fucked up their future is.
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>>63109529
> Can't tell the difference between maturity and being jaded

Yea I fullfill that one pretty bad. Thankfully I don't fullfill any of the other ones

I lied
>watches porn
Stay mad christfag
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>be femanon
>walking up stairs with guy
>this supposed 'chad' takes one step at a time, like some weak, little, unconfident pussy cat
>try and stifle a disgusted sigh as he gingerly puts one foot in front of the other
>suddenly, this great beast; a gorgeous, generously proportioned sigma male with a shining neckbeard barrels past us
>using his powerful thighs, which were bigger than my waist, to propel himself upward two stairs at a time
>literally ejaculate buckets into my panties right then and there
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>>63109296
redflags in girls (no go zone) just let them die alone:
>poor
>middle class
>older than 15
>not loli
>not teen
>not virgin
>not white
>not blond/red head
>not green/blue eyes
>not tall
>not fit
>not obedient
>Doesn't let you pimp her
>Doesn't wear sexy clothes 24/7
>is not ok with orgies/threesomes
>Doesn't like anal
>Doesn't have sex with you every day at least 3 times a day
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>>63112288
Don't forget
>not 2D
I will accept nothing else
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What the fuck are you even looking for here op? Are you some fembot that got mad when she gets ghosted by some sigma Chad she met on r9k? Retard. I hope to God you kys.
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>>63109325
>punches objects in frustation
Is it still a red flag if I punch myself instead?
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>>63109320
fpbp

dhseryuhdeet
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>>63110253
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
yeeeeeeeah
ROLLIN
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>>63110254
>everything but long hair
long hair is awful, tried a wig on once and it was very annoying.
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>>63109325
Who doesn't drink water?

>>63109349
I mean, I don't have any real friends. I talk to females online though.

>>63109357
I think it's hard to grade how mature I can be but I think I am a little insecure so it depends where you draw the line.

>>63109398
>uncircumcised
Thats not what a redflag is since it doesn't indicate a greater issue, it's just a preference.

>>63110254
I have all of these which is a bit odd considering it's quite, elitist? Not sure how to put it but it focuses more like a job interview in a way.

>>63110337
>he is male
>he isn't a feminist

>>63112244
Nice post but I take step to stairs at a time cause I have size 13UK shoes so it's easier on smaller steps.

Curious as to how well these indicate how I am doing in life, seems to me the ones I don't meet aren't worth pursuing so I am fine.
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>>63109296
pretending to be a girl on 4chan
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>>63109398
>Uncircumcised
Thank God I wasn't born in a (((American))) hospital
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>>63112650
A-Anon, I... I don't know how to tell you this, but...
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>>63112244
I never laughed so fucking hard in my life
Thanks anon
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>he doesnt have a tribal tattoo
>he cant ride a motorcycle
>he cant open a beer or coke bottle with his teeth
>he doesnt speak fluent nipponese
>he isnt loyal to the emperor
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>>63112879
also
>he doesnt smoke gudangs
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>>63109357
>r9k_incelism.jpg
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having opinions on womahood, what it means to be a woman and how women functions and womens rights. technically having opinions at all. men should not be allowed to have those.
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Being me is the greatest red flag
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>>63109398
whatdya mean uncircumcised i just dont want my cock skin clipped
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sand down all your rough edges for the prize of fucking the same hole the rest of your life (officially)
been married 10 years. worst choice i ever made
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>>63113231
You need to mutilate your genitals for the pleasure of some dumb roastie anon
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>>63109296
this thread gets made like once every month I'm so sick of this bs
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>>63113305
give us your original threads ideas! How can we improve the board for you, anon?
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>close female friends
>had sex with 5+ girls
>supports sex work
>likes evangelion, clockwork orange, joker, etc. way too much
>bisexual
>overweight
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised
The word you are looking for is unmutilated
>watches porn
occasionally
>drinks soda
yes
>drinks alcohol frequently
unless you count a couple of drinks circa twice a month as frequently, then no
>mommy issues
no
>doesn't was his face
I take a shower 4 times per week
>plays Overwatch, League of Legends, act
no
>used Twitch
occasionally
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>>63109296
Has um like idk murdered someone or something
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>>63109296
>ctrf + f "feet"
>no results

phew
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>>63109398
>>watches porn
Who the fuck doesn't keep lying that you don't sure but everyone fucking watches it
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>he thinks he's a woman
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>>63109296
If he isn't going to be a bottomboi on Grindr and getting TOPPED
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>>63109320
I'm not a dicklet but I don't send nudes to women because they don't actually get off by them and they use them for blackmail.
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>>63109296
If they refer to themselves as "robots" online.
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>>63109320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-w6Maoc5Qw
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>>63113718
>They use them for blackmail.
Exactly, however that is illegal specially if they obtained them by breaking the law.
lmao
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>>63110623
>>63110643
Holy shit. I thought the NPC meme was a joke
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised
OY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
>watches porn
yes
>drinks soda
based and yes
>drinks alcohol frequently
yes, but not the norm
>mommy issues
eh not every mother is a saint anon
>doesn't wash his face
yes
>plays Overwatch, League of Legends, etc
yes play tf2 like an adult
>uses Twitch
like to watch shit or an actual streamer?
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>>63109296
>he browses /r9k/
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>only hobby is gaming
>no plans for future
>sleeps 10h+ everyday
>childish taste with food
>can't understand literature or art in general
>can't sit and enjoy a movie that's not animation/heavy blockbuster
>have difficulty doing bagic higyene when people doesn't remind him
>complains about his ex
>porn addicted
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised
>watches porn
Contradictory
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>>63114599
I'm not circumcised and i fap to porn at least twice a day
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>>63109529
>Has a warped worldview that can't accept new ideas/information
Supposing that you're a womeme this reads like
>He doesn't agree with msm
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>>63109776
>low value men
>>>/r/femaledatingstrategy
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>>63114630
No, I'm talking about how circumcision is as much of a kikery as porn
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>>63114514
>childish taste with food
?
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>>63114667
People that can't eat real food, having a diet consistent of fast food and pre-made stuff
I've met a guy who would excuse himself in the middle of a christmas dinner because he wouldn't eat turkey and then procceded to make him some chicken nuggets in the air fryer while everyone enjoyed the food
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>>63109296
Plays video games.
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>>63111825
>It's ok for chad but not for anyone else
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>>63114667
Stuff like this
Muted
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>>63114713
Do adult people really eat this stuff? I'm not american and I'm assuming this is made for children
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>>63109325
>>constantly complains
>>punches objects in frustation
>>supports 'sex work'
>>only "hobbies" are anime/vidya
>>uses Twitch
>>watches porn
>>drinks soda
>>63109529
>>63110254
I do all of these
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>>63109349
>has female friends
I've seen this one a few times. Is it just a jealousy thing or does it say something deeper about the man himself to you? Because I like talking to women and have female friends. So I'm genuinely curious
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>>63109398
>mommy issues
I'm working on it, femanon. Get off my case
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>>63114834
not op but if he has female friends, he's a whore and I will not trust him. what do you need female friends for? i am the only female you need to speak to.
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>>63109529
>doesn't have plaining abilities
fuaark i knew i should have paid more attention in shop class
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>>63114914
Female friends are there as a backup in case you're really bad at sex, or don't put out enough
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>>63114948
fine, this is the only reason I would allow you to have female friends.
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>>63114968
>fine with fucking other girls behind your back

Wat.
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>>63114914
I like clingy but the jealousy and possessive isn't very attractive, femanon. Also no I'm not fucking my friends, they're just friends. Ideally you'd be able to get along with them
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>>63114968
>fine, this is the only reason I would allow you to have female friends.
Best gf? Best gf.
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>>63114739
How did you notice? Because of the penguin in there?
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green flags in men
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>>63109529
THIS is basically all robots u fuckin homo

>Donates to streamers
no, i have amazon prime so i use the free subscription though
>Watches porn
nope i jack off to images in my head and rarely still images
>Watches gore
no
>Accepts negative traits rather than improves
rather hard to evaluate by myself
>Low inhibition
do you mean impulsive decision making? yea i kinda have that but not with a faithful woman
>Can't tell the difference between maturity and being jaded
being jaded is adult. the world is poison.
>Doesn't have planning abilities
i am capable
>Doesn't excercise
i walk and my work is rather exercising
>Abuses alcohol and drugs
i drink alcohol a lot but only just before i go to sleep. alcohol doesnt make me aggressive. i do ketamine every few months.
>Is overly political
i dont let it consume me
>Gets angry when people disagree with him
no so long as you have reasons behind your beliefs
>Neet
no
>Doesn't take care of himself and his property
i do
>Doesn't engage in any productive hobbies
i do. i write a lot
>Can't cook
i can cook quite well, i made katsudon last night
>Has a warped worldview that can't accept new ideas/information
you sound very stupid honestly and some of these "red flags" are rather very loaded statements that indicate your own beliefs
>Can't admit when they are wrong
men are always right dumbshit
>Incapable of abstract thought and assigns traits to groups as a whole
this is justified, i am certainly capable of abstract thought. the two are not in conflict.
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>>63110254
you are a dumb tranny and/or male faggot

no one should be investing until theyre like 25 y/o because you dont have enough savings if shit goes down
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>>63109296
If he browses 4chan. Especially r9k or b.
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>>63110254
Let me guess, you're black?
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>>63110254
>doesn't even know what ETF,SPAC stands for, if he does the only ETF's he knows are fucking VOO and VTI
t. Pseud faggot
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Do the femanons who ban porn for their future partners know that not getting release just ends up with us literally cumming in our sleep, are you going to clean the sheets of our spunk, several times a week? I thought not.
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>>63116076
ew that's gross. how many times a week do you need to wank to prevent that from happening?
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>>63116096
ok dumb tranny

its called a wet dream, which you probably never had because of hormonal imbalance

and it depends on each persons testosterone
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>>63116096
No idea, only time I've gone longer than 2 days was during no nut november back in 2016 and then I had to replace my sheets. I'm 21 though, so older anons probably can hold longer.
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>>63116096
Depends. Preferably once a day but I could probably manage with 3 or 4 times a week.
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>>63116103
i was born with xx chromosomes. was not born with a penis and don't intend to acquire one.
>>63116153
>>63116171
how interesting. can't imagine ever being that horny where you involuntarily explode in your sleep. to stop embarrassing involuntary boners, do you have to wank everyday to get it out of your system?
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>>63109296
>>63115817
forgot redflags
>watches porn
>lives with his mom
>tranny chaser
>gets angry at the little things that don't matter
>intentionally starts fights and arguments to flex his superiority
>bisexual
>brags about how high iq he is i.e. says stuff like how he's in mensa
>cruel to animals, women and children
>no or low empathy
>negative dark cloud
>pseudointellectual
>collects useless items like figurines and other nerd paraphernalia
>his personality is to consoom
>can't drive
>subtly puts others down
>unnecessarily strokes his own ego with fake confidence
>participates in bro talk i.e. objectifying women with the bros, calling them hoes and bitches but then simping for a girl if she's in his presence
>vegan or vegetarian
>degenerate kinks
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>>63116408
>to stop embarrassing involuntary boners
impossible. has 0 to do with being horny. math class? boner.
the common joke about it having a mind of its own is no joke, this is why woman on male rape is still an issue because getting hard doesn't mean you want to fuck.
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>>63109296
>mutilated dick
>doesn't drink water
>not willing to talk to you more than once every 4 days
>wont converse, just sends memes
>lies about important things
>puts no effort in, only cares about you when it is convenient
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised
You must be american.
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>>63109398
>literally all zoomers
lmao
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>>63116076
You can masturbate without porn, retard.
You don't need that much of an overflow of dopamine, causing you to get turned on by worse and worse content, and being more jaded towards violence, and less attracted to your partner
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>porn sick
no use in listing anymore because 99% of men were eliminated.
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>>63116408
>to stop embarrassing involuntary boners, do you have to wank everyday to get it out of your system?
Involuntary boners aren't really much of a thing past your teenage years. But I do get insanely horny if I don't masturbate at least once a day. Any other questions, femanon?
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>>63116408
bullshit
anyway
its not a level of horniness, the second guy who responded to you is just saying "how can i get away with being a coomer".
you dont really need to masturbate 4 times a week . it would be kinda weird if you didnt have any sexual interactions in a whole entire week anyway. look up wet dream already
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>>63116579
a guy who doesn't use porn, and has an intact penis is a rarity in the US

No idea how I landed one.
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>>63109398
>Watches porn
Only hentai
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Is there actually any females in this thread or just incels baiting eachother?
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>>63116575
If you don't want your partner to watch porn then fuck them more. You have no excuse
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>>63116575
>You can masturbate without porn, retard.
I might have a mild case of asperger that I'm pretty adept at hiding but I am no retard. Sure, you can rub one out without porn, but unless you have aphantasia or something it's easy to conjure up something in your head that is basically porn, why would it make any difference whether there's girl in my head I'm pretending to fuck or if she's on the screen? You want me to jerk off while focusing on a mental image of a flower or something? I don't get it.
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>>63116579
You do know that, if a guy doesn't watch porn, then he doesn't have a sex drive right? Do you want to be in a sexless relationship?
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>>63116575
I understand and agree with the sentiment but desu what really made me stop being such a coomer and more productive overall is dropping vidya
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>>63116629
Whenever I see someone posing as a femanon I immediately think it's a tranny or a robot looking for (you)s
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>>63116772
masturbating can be done without pornhub, anon.
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>>63109296
any fetish he's not willing to tell you about
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>>63109398
wash face yes with soap no
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Red flag I set aside with my first relationship was that I spent all my time having to babysit him emotionally basically. Which mind you I have no issue doing-the issue was he was *always* in need of support. And it burned me out. The times I needed support I never got anywhere close to the amount of care I would give him.
If you're dating someone and there's an intense emotional imbalance something is wrong but my naivety made me miss the issue until he left me for "always being so depressed". It's been a long time since then but that still makes me reel knowing every day I was the one having to absorb all his negativity and in turn naturally I'd be a lot more negative; that's how people work, but I still was the only one that would try to see a bright side in things.
It sucks to just be a guys shoulder to cry on and then when he finds someone else he throws you away.
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>>63115817
The hell?
Do women actually like that?
That man sounds like a pussy whipped faggot
Now post the greentext of how femanon cheated on him with chad
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>>63116881
if vidya overtook your life that much, then it is good to drop as well.
Porn will always have negative consequences, though. After quitting it myself, I wouldnt be able to date someone who uses, or refuses to try to quit
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>>63112288
Half of what you posted is based
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>>63116738
Me and my pornless partner are happy about the amount we fuck

>>63116764
Less exposure to degenerate content. Of course the person themself can be a degenerate already, but porn is more likely to lead a non degenerate into degeneracy.
It's been proven that people who watch porn are less attracted to their partner, and respond less to violence, etc etc. Fapping alone doesnt do it though. Porn has a much higher dopamine release, and is less realistic. It's a bit more difficult to get off without it, but the orgasms feel better. Less post-nut sadness
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I'm so happy bald never comes up on these threads until after I mention it
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>>63115817
I do a lot of these but I feel like the guy in that post goes too far. I understand the desire to devote your entire being to someone you love but you should never forget who you are or let yourself be engulfed by someone else's personality like that.
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>>63109296
>he likes feet
>he wants to do anal
>he likes farts
>he sniffs panties
>he likes hentai
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>>63116582
what does semen smell and taste like? what does a dick feel like? i want to hold one so badly but never had a socially acceptable opportunity to try it out.
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>>63117086
I've not felt sad after rubbing one out, ever, at most I'll get sleepy and nearly doze off unless I sit up straight or stand up afterwards.

The thing about being more or less attracted to your partner I've no clue how you'd study that accurately, surely that's mostly libido? If you're implying men in general will compare you to a pornstar or an anime girl and get dissapointed then I don't know what to tell you. Have you not seen the standards of the people who post on these boards..? You could post the most average looking girl here and people would want to start a family with her.

In the end, if I was with someone who really, really wanted me to quit porn I likely would but not because I think it's destructive, but because they wanted me to.
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>>63109296
>he is a neet
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>>63117264
that femanon sounds like shes living the dream. but i agree with you. completely throwing your own life, personality and free time away to become someone's simp and slave boy isn't the right approach to a relationship. there should be efforts on both sides. the point of that post is that remembering details about someone and then doing an act of kindness from those remembered details can contribute to a loving relationship. but don't take it too far or else you run into FDS risks. don't date women from FDS btw they are horrid.
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>>63109296
if he looks at you instead of the other way around hes probably a deperate shut in
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>>63117515
Not everyone is affected the exact same, regarding the post nut depression, but it's a legitimate issue for some. I can send a whole list of problems with it.
It's also arguable that hentai is acceptable. It is for sure, a much, much better option. Even so, I personally dont have too much of an issue with it if a person only watches vanilla or non degen content. Still better to use none

Watching porn reduces gray matter in prefrontal cortexhttps://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/fullarticle/1874574

Porn addiction has similar mechanism with substance addictionhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4600144/

Prevalence of erectile dysfunction doubled between 2004 and 2013http://cir.usc.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Genital-Image-Sexual-Anxiety-and-Erectile-Dysfunction-Among-Young-Male-Military-Personnel.pdf

Pornography consumption is associated with mental health issueshttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6327603

Pornography Consumption leads to lowered commitment to a partner https://guilfordjournals.com/doi/10.1521/jscp.2012.31.4.410

Aggression in Mainstream Pornography
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32661813/

Pornhub/Mindgeek, among other porn companies, profit off of rape
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/04/opinion/sunday/pornhub-rape-trafficking.html

Consuming porn, with violence or not, leads to increased acts of sexual aggression
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/jcom.12201
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>>63109296
If he talks to other girls, even if it's for work. Why didn't he go into a male-dominated field? He is a whore, that's why.
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>>63117444
>what does semen smell and taste like?
At best, it doesn't really smell like much of anything. At worst it can smell a bit like bleach. Also I've never tasted cum before. So I have no idea lol
>what does a dick feel like?
Hot, soft and hard at the same time. A bit hard to compare it to anything, really. Just going to have to go find out for yourself.
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>>63117444
>taste
like if you took some scrambled eggs, lukewarm water and salt and put it into a blender. if he eats a lot of fruits and berries it will taste more sweet than salty, if he's a smoker it'll taste like revolting shit. if you don't convince your cockhaver to eat some blueberries and pineapple semi-regularly then you're making a mistake.
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>>63116973
Can relate, a depressed robot is currently doing this to me too. Basically uses me as his emotional tampon and makes me listen to all his woe is me rants but when I need support he doesnt give any. Thanks for reminding me why I need to cut him off.
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>>63109320
There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a dicklet.
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>>63118085
Is it bad if he eats a lot of garlic?
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>look through thread
>maybe have one or two of these flags
>these all seem reasonable

I just became a wizard not too long ago. Did I play myself? Was I really so jaded as to think that women wanted more than I could give them? It's too late now I guess.
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>He doesn't go hard in the paint
DROPPED
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>>63116954
Yeah but you must masturbate to something. You can't come up with sexy stuff out of thin air, you usually fantasize about someone. Even if you don't watch porn directly, you still watch it in your mind
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>>63118189
wouldn't know, never had anyone like that. keep in mind sperm takes about 2-4 weeks to be created from scratch, so even if he downs enough garlic to ward off vampires you won't notice until after 2-4 weeks.
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>>63109296
The number one red flag is not being me.
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When he doesn't know that ted kaczynski was right.
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>>63109296
>i dont drink anymore
>never any drugs or smoking
>hobbies are guns and gardening mostly
>work part time day job
>all my nieces and nephews think i am the cool uncle
>my close knit friend circle is all but gone now
>crippled with trust issues
>never had a real relationship, managed to meet a tinder date a total of like 4 times but only went out to eat and movies nothing else.
at this point a hug would be nice
what do
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>>63117663
And what do you suggest we do about all this? Simply telling them to quit porn isn't gonna work for most of them and spreading awareness can only do so much. What would be an effective solution?
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>>63110254
>bags under the eyes
eastern euros just got hard filtered
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>>63118147
I stuck sith mine for 3 years
Big fuckin mistake. Dont ignore red flags bros
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>>63118590
I'm in a similar place after a divorce. Some days are much worse than others but idk why. I just try to remember the times when I was happy but still in the same place. Trying to convince myself thighs will be fine and that is just a temporary feeling.
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ITT: robots LARP as femoids. Reminder that women's opinions are irrelevant and paying attention to them is fag behavior
>inb4 incel/virgin/etc
Cope
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>is a loner
>thinks a lot about unnecessary things which won't affect daily life
>plays RPG's
>has no job
>weak
>is a virgin
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>is addicted to a MMO
>puts up with abuse at work (unless highly paid)
>drinks soda
>didn't grow up playing sports, bonus if he still plays
>no real hobbies
>no desire to keep learning
>didn't go to college/uni
>bad teeth
>obese
>bad relationship with parents, bonus points if they are still together
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>Have job
>Have house
>Wash daily
>Wouldn't fucking touch any of the femanons in this thread.
You uppity bitches need to lower your expectations.
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>>neet
>>doesn't/rarely contribute
>>he goes on about such a nice person he is
>>doesn't take care of himself at all
>>no ambition or dream
>> drinks or does drugs more than he should

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. Oddly enough vidya and animu aren't red flags where I live.
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>>63113718
>they don't actually get off by them
wrong
>use them for blackmail
you'd only be afraid of this if you were a dicklet. nobody will think badly of you for sending nudes to a girl.
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Thank you for co opting the aspie meme
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>>63109296
talking to someone like you
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>>63109398
>uncircumcised
Hi schlomo
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>boomers and horny xgens put women on a pedestal
>said women develop princess syndrome
>they only want princes now
Good job
And I'm not implying that you should like a sweaty, obese, greasy haired neet with rotten teeth. But if even a fraction of these posters ITT are biological women and not larpers, then it's quite obvious that they can't keep up with the times.
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>>63118639
I have no idea. I know there's a problem but I'm unaware of a way to get people to stop using it. I do think we should find ways so less kids are exposed to it though. It's too easy for people underage to get ahold of it.

It's one thing I dont think will ever be gotten rid of completely ofc, but banning it would be a step in the right direction.
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>>63118459
Tha man's been downing it for years. Supposedly it makes guys' scents themselves better, but the cum taste bad. Imma try it with and without miracle berries altering my taste.

If a pertinent thread comes up after this weekend, I'll let you know the results
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He is a "trans girl"
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>>63109398
I fit literally every single one of these lmao
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>>63120074
Just fix the economy so people can regain their will to live. No reason to try and be a better human if it all amounts to nothing, and I'm not referring to "we die anyway so who cares" nihilistic shit, but you can quit smoking, drinking, drugs, masturbation, gaming and whatever, and you'll still be as miserable as before, except there's nothing to numb the pain anymore. Go work a back breaking job 12-16 hours a day minimum wage, what's your reward?
Porn isn't a cause, it's a symptom.
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I'm doing pretty well.

>>63109325
0/5
>>63109349
0/4
>>63109357
1/9, learning to drive this year
>>63109398
1/8, not a Jew or Muslim
>>63109529
1/18, is overly political
>>63110254
0/11
>>63110337
2/6, male and not feminist
>>63111643
0/6
>>63112879
5/5 :^)
>>63113395
1/5, had sex with exactly 5 girls
>>63114514
0/9
>>63116538
3/19, low empathy because of autism, pseudo-intellectual, can't drive
>>63116555
0/6
>>63117438
0/5
>>63119221
3/6, loner, philosopher, played an RPG a year ago and liked it
>>63119346
1/10, no college/uni (have worked in academia though)
>>63119616
0/6
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>>63120378
This sadly. Boomers ruined everything
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>>63120491
What are the ratings for?
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>>63121246
Proportion of red flags I have.
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>is under 6' tall
>cock is less than 6" long
>makes less than 6 figures
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>>63121326
Who allowed you to speak? Back on your knees, succubus.
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Not me
Get on my level scrubs
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>>63109296
>He gives a shit about what women think of him

All my bros dress like hobos and talk like sailors
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Almost none of these apply to me, and I'm perpetually single. Fembots have far more realistic expectations than most robots, so that's something at least.
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>>63109529
>Low inhibition
Controlling bitch
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>>63109296
>gloats about everything all the time
>can back up a couple things
>when asked about the legitimacy of anything that cant be backed up, dishes out threats instead
>only fascist to not lose respect from peers
>eats a lot of boiled eggs
>very sensitive about his boiled eggs
dont make fun of his eggs, anon.

>isnt fat nor skinny
>extroverted introvert
>speaks only when not spoken to
>makes jokes irl that are structured as an event that took place but with a twist that start with "like", "what if", "imagine if", "just like" etc
>makes it very clear that anime is gay
>favorite color is blue and/or orange

>femboy
>mask
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>>63109779
Get a vasectomy
Seriously.
>Mental health issues
You're a bitch that shouldn't reproduce. You have no business raising a child and any woman that would also reproduce with you is also genetically unfit so you'd be doing the world a favor taking hers out of the equation
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>>63119065
>Reminder that women's opinions are irrelevant and paying attention to them is fag behavior
This. It's crazy how far gone this board is now, discord zoomers and redditfags have dropped the ball and turned this place into ask fembots XD when all you will get is lies as it is what they are "feeling in the moment", let alone trannies trying to compensate and bait. Women are feelings based. I've seen women say one thing, and do the opposite the next. I've seen women date trannies when they despise them. I've seen feminists hook up with Chads who treat women like shit. It's hilarious. Just don't be ugly and unkept are the only standards women uphold.
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>>63109321
He's afraid of commitment not because he's afraid of being only with you forever, its because through the legal system you can ruin his life if you decided to do so, and no one will have his back when this happens.
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>>63122242
ohhhhhh nooooooo i'll never be someones breeding cow spawning crotch goblins and getting dvt or dying in childbirth
hooooooow will i cope anon
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>poor hygiene
>self proclaims to be a "hopeless romantic"
>obsesses about women or puts them on a pedestal
>is genuinely a dick, not in a joking way. tries to cover it up but sometimes the mask slips
>self centered
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>>63109398
>>plays Overwatch, League of Legends, etc
Add Magic The Gathering to this list.
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>>63113718
I respond to sexting or pix with pix. But never initiate unless you want disgust, venom, or potential harassment accusations. Or if you're Chad.
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I dont know but from what im reading here the majority of you are fucking retarded.

What is the most important thing?
>Love
What is Love?
>Love is caring for somebody more than yourself because frankly they are you.
Doesnt mean you pander to them, doesnt mean you enable them, just means you care for them wholly and unconditionally.
All you niggers are putting forth conditions.
What are you looking to get out of this?
>Greed: money & things
Pride: Social Status etc.

>inb4 need standards
You sound like a catch being on >>>/r9k/
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>>63118182
Isn't Apu a dicklet?
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>>63109357
>>>63109296 (OP)
>>immature
Check
>>insecure
Check
>>bitter, chip on shoulder
Not me
>>bad with money
Not me
>>no career plans
Check
>>overweight
Check
>>can't drive
Not me
>>druggie/alcoholic
Not me
>>only "hobbies" are anime/vidya
Not me
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>>63109398
>21 (You)s just for the most telegraphed bait ever

I sincerely wish each and every one of you morons would drop dead



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