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How would you react if you walked in the living room and found your mom like this?
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>>63518183
I'd bleach my eyes because she is grossly overweight.
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I'd probably instantly get hard and proceed to take a creepshot.
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I'd start feeding her vegan protein powder every single day so that one day in the future I walk in on her in that same position right as she unleashes a colossal protein fart
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>>63518190
I feel like you don't like women
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>>63518183
She's been testing me for months with her outfits and now she does this? It is time
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>>63518183
Take a picture and then slap her ass while complimenting it.
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>>63518183
anon literally nobody's mom looks like that here.
Mine is a wrinkled 52 year old. Even if she would bend over, her ass would literally hang and would be full of cellulite.
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risk it all and try to find a way to sneak a sniff, then jerk off with her underwear later that night. what else is there to do?
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>>63518190
this. itd be different if it was my sister
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>>63518183
pull my dick out and fuck her
>>63518224
based
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>>63518190
You're trying way too fucking hard.
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>>63518183
I don't want bum bum, mummy I want milkies.
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>>63518183
>>63518693
>>63518224

Only with my sis desu, mothe is too gross to me
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>>63518291
this
>>63518222
naaaaaaaaaaahhh
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>>63518183
Immediately call a black bull to satisfy her while I fap in the corner.
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>>63518224
I would do the same, had I had your mind, anon.
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>>63518183
When I was a young kid in puberty, I would have jumped on it like no tomorrow, but she's too old at this point.
I really wish I had been molested as a kid by an older women.
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>>63518183
Name? Wtf
I need to fap.
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>>63519585
Ayyy same. I wanted so badly for my big titty aunt to rape me
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>>63519585
Lol my older by 5 yrs sis raped me several times
Made out with her very passionately as a young boy
Shit was awesome
Also made out with my younger sister
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>>63519294
kick knees
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>>63519651
hell yeahhh based west virginia bruther
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>>63518183
id smack it and she would turn around and make me her daughter and teach me how to please all her lovers and boytoys

anything for mommy
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>>63518183
Flee>fight my dark side>lose pathetically>masturbate
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>>63518183
If my mom was that hot i would slap her ass in order to get her attention and see how she reacts and go from there.
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>>63518183
As a kid i had an aunt like that who would always wear revealing swimsuits etc and it was hell on earth
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>>63518224
Based tapir brap poster
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>>63518190
Same, her ass fits on 2 chairs
Idk how she manages to be fat since she eats the same stuff I eat and I am thin
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>>63519643
Iktf. Would have loved for my aunt to take advantage of me.

>>63519651
Living the dream. I'm jealous.
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>>63518183
Say "oh sorry" and walk out
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>>63518183
if this were my aunt I'd be fucking the shit out of her, she was built like this and when i was little i'd always try to look up skirt lmao
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how do i turn a stuation like this into my assworship femdom fantasy?
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>>63518183
Would inhale so deep my lungs would collapse, then I would get her wine drunk and copulate with her.
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>>63518183
kancho.
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>>63518290
I can see some zoomer's moms being hot.
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Laying in bed in a similar way, I dicked her when I was younger. She was passed out though, always felt bad about it.
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>>63518183
Shock, bewilderment, disgust
Now if that was my older sister on the other hand
I'd probably get hard and be too embarrassed to do anything except maybe take a picture if I can get away with it
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I don't have a living room and don't live anywhere near my mom.

Also she is a fat old lady with a flat wrinkled butt.
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i would get on my knees and kiss. that's clearly what she wants
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>>63518183
I want to literally cook her and eat those drumstick looking legs
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>>63518183
Horrified. I love my mom, but she is my mom. She is also 58 and has cancer and heart disease. Messed up man gtfo.
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>>63518183
my mom used to wear short jean shorts and her legs were nice and smooth

this was my first hardon
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>>63518183
That'd probably be the final straw and I'd shove my face right between her asscheeks.
Only thing that's stopping me from making a move on my Mom is that I don't want to ruin our relationship.
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>>63518183
My mother often walks around wearing next to nothing so it probably wouldn't surprise me.
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>>63518231
I think he meant his mother and not the one in the pic
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>>63518183
MY mom? I'd have to shoot myself.
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>>63518183
Call my BWC bull to deal with that whore
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>>63525343
do you know of any good porn comics of women in hijabs
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*vomits intensely*
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>>63525694
No but I save any pics I can find to fuel my fetish
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>>63525343
Do you think she'd settle for a Latino?
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>>63526212
goddamn i wanna fuck a big booty hijab bitch
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>>63526297
Hnnnggg t-that's hot
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>>63518183
Pounded like mom like she owed me money.
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>>63526325
post more of these pictures so i can jerk off to them later
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>>63526361
Ok here's more
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>>63526390
thanks i just busted a fat nut to these pics
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based thick
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>>63518183
>No one asking for source
Bunch of fags. Source please.
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>>63518183
I hate disgusting incestuous freaks.
That's a great ass tho, too bad it's attached to someone as retarded as the average modern woman
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>>63526390
Muslim cuck? Weird
Very based and hot though
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>>63527139
thanks
yes i am based
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>>63527307
>Bleachbooru
Doubly based
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>>63527446
too bad there isnt that many hijabi/arab stuff in it..
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>>63527523
Last time I was in the discord there were some tips on how to make those images yourself, could always join and try your hand
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>>63518260
IT IS TIME
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>>63518183
>How would you react if you walked in the living room and found your mom like this?
What do you think
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who is the woman in the picture?
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>>63518183
Wonder when she returned from the dead and got fat.
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>>63518183
i'd just be confused since i live by myself.
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>>63526263
Hispanic/middle eastern is a huge thing in Cali cause you're both brown subhumans.
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>>63518183
my mom is not attractive anymore, so nothing but walk away in disgust. but if my mom was this lady, i would enter cock out with the force of a thousand men
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>>63518231
>>63518993
He's talking about his own mother, not the woman in the picture, you couple of retards.
Even >>63518672 and >>63520342 managed to figure that out.
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If it were my sister I'd smack her ass multiple times before running away to mexico to start a new life. Anons don't fucking understand what it's like living with a sister who has a fat ass and wears revealing clothing and doesn't care about flashing you because you're her brother and she thinks you don't get aroused whenever it happens.



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