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>be attractive 6'1 female
>don't leave my house so no bf
>autism is my superpower
>get meme'd into crypto
>get scammed by pajeets
>be wagey
>coworkers are onions, keep telling me plebbit memes

im not gonna make it. does anyone have tips about this crypto stuff?
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>>63518401
Nice, 10 le epic xddd 4chin meme words in one post. You fit in now

Kys asap
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>>63518428
Nice, le epic xddd 4chin meme reply
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>6'1
cute, i'm 6'2 and i want a gf my height so i don't have to literally look down on her and we can do the romantic positions like missionary or cowgirl with cuddling and kissing since our bodies match
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>>63518401
It's gambling and you shouldn't gamble.
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>>63518401
Buy xrp cardano and algo
Hold for a while but not for too long
Better safe than sorry
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>>63518401
>does anyone have tips about this crypto stuff?
no but be my mommy pls
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>>63518447
What is this supposed to do? Also your filename is kind of weird anon.

>>63518454
That is cute. But I like shorter boys.

>>63518460
But I need to make it financially.

>>63518469
These all look like they've been crabbing for months. I'm just holding ETH now.

>>63518503
I could be your mommy.
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>>63518401
>>be attractive 6'1 female
>>don't leave my house so no bf
Yeah totally not a bait very crucial info to add in the thread
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>>63518523
If I could post selfies I would prove it to you anon but sadly I would get banned.
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>be attractive 6'1 female
?post tits you cow
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>>63518401
if youre real im 5'9 and would love an autistic girl thats taller than me
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>>63518555
>encouraging the w*man
Jedi scum
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>>63518562
if this was real and i let this slip out of my hands id never forgive myself
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>>63518551
No thanks I don't wanna get banned.

>>63518555
Cute. Post your discord. I'll add you we can chat. Or I can post mine if you don't wanna post yours.
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>>63518401
I'm 5ft7 and I look like a twink. Please marry me OP, and while you're at it please bridal carry me :)
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>>63518577
uhh yeah post yours
sorry i dont want my discord floating around here
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>>63518576
You are the reason this board went to shit. At least nobody replied to the discord threads last year, now I have to deal with s*mps like you clogging up the board by constantly begging w*men to have le sex. Just stop caring
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>>63518401
>She didn't bought BNB in January
ngmi
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>>63518618
sent!
>>63518604
i want le sex tho
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>>63518635
I DIDNT KNOW ANON
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>>63518555
You're a disgusting simp. You reek of desperation and will never get laid. kys.
>>63518618
ywnbaw
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what the hell why didn't you just buy eth? its a safe bet while still having 100x potential. Don't have to worry about pajeets because is made by a slavic chad and it has some of the best projects integrating with it already.
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>>63518653
Good luck with le sex you degenerate. Just throwing all of your honor away, begging for pussy on fucking 4chan. I hope you know that itll never work out, and she wont love you for who you are
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>>63518653
is this OP?
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>>63518656
it was a top ten forever and has the brand of the largest exchange...
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>>63518689
I did buy ETH. It's all I have right now and it's mooning. But I did get rugged a few times. I hate pajeets. I just want to know the insider info about the shitcoins. The x100's
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>>63518708
>it was a top ten forever and has the brand of the largest exchange...
It's centralized, I thought people would realize that it's shit and not shill this shitcoin. I still believe it's shit. Because of that fact solely. But it's shilled regardless.
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>>63518711
how do i scam ppl like my fellow pajeets? i have never heard of this stuff.
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>>63518401
Buy ETH NOW BITCH AND GET RICH
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>>63518711
almost everything under btc still has 100x potential while still being safer assuming you mean the long term. If you want fast hundred x you obviously need to sell fast lol
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>>63518731
It's called rugpull, you make a coin and then keep the most of that coin on your own address, and sell it when people buy (so the price rises). Basically makes the coin worthless and the people are scammed. All pajeets do this.

>>63518747
I HAVE ETH

>>63518750
Yeh my last few rugs they disabled selling. Fucking pajeets. I really can't take it anymore. I think I just can't trade shitcoin for a while. It's like it's infested with jeets.
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>>63518728
look how many people invested in the coinbase ipo. btc is shit compared to bch or almost anyother coin but its a brand
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>>63518731
No clue but you have the right idea, fren. I hope Pajeets keep scamming w*MEN like OP so that (s)he stops being a lazy tranny and gets a real job or commits suicide
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>>63518781
I have a full time job. Don't make me dump my Nikocado folder.

>>63518778
I'm not a fan of BTC myself. But you're right. It's like diamonds in real. Just a rock, but people like it cuz shiny.
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>>63518518
>That is cute. But I like shorter boys.
Like... boys that are 5'5?
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>>63518775
lol just buy and hold most people don't make gains if you want to trade altcoins you already need to know your shit
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>>63518775
o i see
thamks, i think i will name my coin something funny to get more attention
any suggestions?
>>63518781
heh heh
i will exact my revengo
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>>63518857
5'5 is cute, yes I like that.

>>63518861
I guess so. Trading might just not be for me.

>>63518880
Yes. Name it elonsafemoonmoondogefather
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>>63518887
er um I dont get it
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>>63518887
OP, what kind of body size do you prefer men to have? also what dick size?
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>>63518947
Twink or chubby. Wouldn't know how to answer on dick size. Anything between 4.5-8 inches would be fine I guess.
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>>63518982
in what country do you live?
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>>63519006
I live in Bongland :)
Also just so you know I am a transwoman.
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>>63518887
I'm 5'6", but not particularly chubby. I am allergic to crypto investments though so you wouldn't have to worry about that.
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>>63518401
Age race and body count, I might have what you're looking for
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>>63519033
I do live in bongland, good guess. But I'm not trans.

>>63519034
>allergic
What did he mean by this?

>>63519048
24, white, what is a body count? I've killed many niggers if that's what you mean.
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>>63518747
unironically solid advice. buy ETH and hold for like five years
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>>63519033
>tfw you live in europe, you're twinkish looking, 5ft7 and have a 7.5 inch dick, but the "woman" is just a rapehon that will never be able to make children.
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>>63519057
How many dicks have entered your hooooooles young lady?
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>>63519057
>I do live in bongland, good guess.
Damn, that really sucks
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>>63519080
Oh that explains. 6.

>>63519086
How so? You don't count the bongs?
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>>63518401
This was certainly written by a man.
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>>63519098
>Oh that explains. 6.
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>>63519057
I mean that I wouldn't invest in crypto myself ergo I can't get scammed that way. I could fall for other things, just not that. Bongs have the cute accents.

Is this you?>>63518618
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bait/tranny thread. No tall females like shorter males.
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>>63519098
Obviously because I don't live there.
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>>63519115
Yes that's me.
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>>63519098
>24 and 6 (Six) penises have entered you.
Dropped like a sack of potatos.
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>>63519098
6 midget men, I presume.
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>>63518618
OP, is this your discord?
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>>63518401
ask /biz/
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>>63519180
Yes.

>>63519171
If you mean short men, then yes.
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>>63518401
>This pic
Living as a manlet is a hell don't give us hope tranny
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>I'm finally starting to accept and embrace my manlet height
It's not so bad bros
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>>63519624
I love manlets so much. I love towering over them. Picking them up easily. Throwing them on the bed easily. Doing whatever I want and they can't stop me with their puny muscles. It's so amazing to be a tall woman. Holy shit.
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>>63518401
>me on the right
I'm 5'5
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>>63519716
Miss, please stop giving me boners.
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>>63519819
But it's so much fun, anon.
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>>63518618
Can i add you aswell op?
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>>63519873
Go for it. The more manlets the merrier.
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>>63519834
God i wanna be your good boy
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>>63518401
just because you chopped your dick off doesn't make you a female, and trannies are never attractive. go 41% yourself before anyone has to look at your hideous man-jaw or axe wound again. saged
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>>63519834
And I will never take a part in that fun, even though I'm short and look like a twink.
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>>63518401
don't ever sell
post more tall
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>tfw 5'5, fat and like 4 inches when hard
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>>63518401
you're probably not as attractive or original as you think you are if it makes you feel any better, because attractive people don't have to work and this place stopped being original over a decade ago
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>>63519716
>>63519716

Would you date a cute, short femboy, OP?
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gib:3
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>>63518401
successful crypto (bitcoin, etc.) is propped up by fraud
its main use is money laundering
all maybe 10 of my coworkers into crypto got itno it buying drugs
my suggestion is stay away from it if that's not your cup of tea
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OP whats your weight? Are you thicc too? Always wanted a tall gf
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>>63520051
Is this a rhetorical question? I'd love it.

>>63520359
145 lbs.
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>>63518401
>attractive female
>no bf
You're either
>larping
>ugly
>reject tons of guys almost daily
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>>63520369
So youre 6'1 and 145 lbs? You need go gain a bit more for that mommy gf look. Not only must you tower over us manlets, you need to be physically bigger and stronger. If only I could be your manlet feeder bf
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>>63520404
I was 165 a while ago. This looked bad, my fat distribution is just genetically fucked. So lean with muscles looks best.
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>>63520369
I'm no autist but I lack social skills.
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>>63520424
So we must pump you up with steroids so you can become a massive varbie and squat 1000 lbs.
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>>63520424
you're for sure a guy
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>>63520424
OP, are you actually looking for a bf or just attentionwhoring?
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>>63520430
I am an autist, all good anon.

>>63520507
I do actually sometimes go on cycles. Not steroids though. Can't risk getting a dickclit.

>>63520511
Last time I checked I had bobs and vagene.

>>63520527
I am just venting because I'm really upset pajeets keep scamming me. But finding someone in the process would make that all better.
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>>63520562
You may be an autist but I'm simply a social outcast. I was that kind of kid back in school that would never speak at school and just sit in a corner all day. Not some supersocial autist acting all spergy over certain subjects. a friendship or a relationship would never work.
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>>63518577
Just say you are tranny. Now its clear why you are tall
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>>63520562
>catfish for nudes as a really attractive short white cute boy taken from obscure instas
>am really pajeet
>scammed once again
But I am not really good at smoothtalking tbqhykf
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>>63520708
Oh please god don't do this. I fucking hate pajeets.
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MOMMY PLEASE MARRY ME ILL DO ANYTHING ILL BE YOUR MANLET SLAVE PLEASE MOMMY
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>>63520562
youre definitely a tranny, women cant into crypto
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>>63521054
Explain my bobs, vagene, and ETH stack then.
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>>63521086
show us your bobs then and we'll stop calling you a tranny
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>>63518401
im 5'5"
give me a hug now
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How could I get into contact with you femanon
you seem cute, but I have 0 clue how to hit on a woman.
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>>63521149
>but I have 0 clue how to hit on a woman.
Same
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>>63521149
Tranny jannies deleted my post but heres my discord. Miss Misaki#4458
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>>63518454
>be tall twink
>short girls don't like me cause they want a manly daddy bf
>tall girls don't like me cause they want a short shota bf
Besides from the fact I'm ugly
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>>63521212
>be tall twink
>tall
>twink
>boohoo tfw no gf

You're just creating problems that don't exist. Pick up some lifting and pick up a harem of normalfag chicks. You won the genetic lottery, fren. You are tall and you take that for granted.
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>>63521212
literally the most popular body type retard
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>>63518551
Where is that image from? Is there more? This is very important
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>>63521258
>>63521310
I think you guys missed the part where I said I was ugly
I'm a schizo too
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I'm 5'7 and have been in ETH for years and now just NEET
give me one good reason to believe you aren't just a LARPing pajeet trying to swindle me out of my cryptos

>Advice
Just stick with ETH, try to get 32 so you can stake and retire as a NEET
you can stake with less on exchanges
Don't invest anything you aren't willing to lose
Consider the money gone when you invest it, don't buy high and sell low. Consider long term and have strong hands.
Smart dudes in a club tell me GRAPH has potential long term for maybe some gains, I doubt ETH tier. They said ignore IOTA
Dark Horse Advice: I think Maidsafe Coin has potential. It has x10 this year. Currently dumping, but when it stabilizes I'm going to buy some.
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>>63521790
>give me one good reason
Just add me on discord I can send you a timestamp.

I've also been holding ETH. Not really gotten into staking. Also don't have enough capitol to use uniswap. Quite sad.
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>>63518401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiw5rp3zoo0
Thumbnails and titles make you want to puke but his content is well formatted and his info is beyond useful. Trawl this channel.
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omg shes actually hot guys, ill be eating her poopoo soon :33
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>>63521212
??? Are you saying that I a 5'6 twink have a better chance than you?
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>>63518401
>coworkers are onions, keep telling me plebbit memes
How is that a bad thing? Normie coworkers are adorable. It's so cute when they say normie things because they don't know any better.

You are gonna make it.
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>>63518401
Which coin did you get rugged on?
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>>63518401
Shut up, Brooke
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>>63522325
Never looked at it like this. I'll try and remember this next time I seethe because my coworkers made huge profits on doge and safemoon.

>>63522423
Datocratic. Luckily not a lot. Aped in without checking contract.
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>>63521631
You already said you had a bunch of gf's in some other post on r9k

Stop being an ungrateful dipshit.
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>>63521212
Why do you call yourself a twink? you're tall as fuck. You're just a lanklet, not a twink. Like do you actually think someone can dominate you when you're taller than the average male/female?



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