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game over edition
old >>63511833
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bros... imagine entering this bare
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>had a dream my crush got a bf
>So shocking it woke me up
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>>63520390
Which one are you, /r9gay/?
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If you only have your youth going for you then of course you're going to end up lonely and depressed once you inevitably hit the wall
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>>63520529
I'm the dude in shades in the back, pickpocketing all these simps.
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>>63520529
im the really skinny guy with no muscles
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>>63520529
that one
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>dating my bf for ~two years
>found out he's cheating on me
Well, at least that explains why he's seemed distant, I guess.
Not really sure where to go from here. Thinking of confronting him but I'm not sure how, or even what I'd say.
Probably just going to pack my shit while he's out and fuck off. Can't believe I was stupid enough to trust him like that.
I just wanted to be happy...
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>>63520628
how do you know for sure he is cheating.
Did you know that everyone cheats? I learned this at university. Even happy couples cheat.
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>no shoegaze bf to fall asleep with
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>>63520529
niether because im not a degenerate
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>when I was 17 I really wanted a scissor cut here tattoo on my collar bone/ neck to go with the scar where I cut myself across my lower neck

I was a different dude then, 5 years ago.
Would this tattoo be cool though?
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>>63520628
How did you find out? Ghjn
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>>63520647
>>63520721
I found the messages and voicelogs, also checked his travel history (don't normally, but I was digging by that point).
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How do i get a coretwink emo-bf?? This is urgent.
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>>63520807
you begging for us to ask for you to post them?
if this has happened burn his favourite thing, and leave
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>>63520529
the twink, but dressed like the dude at the back on the far left with the sunglasses in a vain attempt to disguise myself
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>take it in the ass
>orgasmic instantly
>pressure building
>slow burn
>uncontrollable pleasure
>fall in love
>cum feeling euphoric

why would you ever want to give? it just feels like jerking off??
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>>63520855
It's like jerking off but instead of using your hand, you're using some annoying hyperventilating fag who's sitting there imagining the epic greentext he's going to post on r9gay later when you leave
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>>63520855
idk anon, i tried putting things in my ass and felt nothing but pain
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Anyone wanna cuddle me while I play NieR: Replicant
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>>63520977
that is just virginity, I used to bleed so badly when I was like 14 trying it the first times it put me off for years, but building up to it now I can take it easily
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>>63520985
Yes! I'll even rub your shoulders a bit...
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God made me
>a fag
>autistic
>scoliosis having short torso deformed manlet
>a top

he hates me??
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>>63521005
>I used to bleed so badly
do bottoms really?
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>>63520985
I will if I can ruffle your hair a little while we cuddle
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>>63520985
>Are you cute? If so I'd love to
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>>63521028
that sounds lovely! My back hurts after school so that would be nice!

>>63521038
YES! I have really messy hair so I think you will have a lot of fun doing that

>>63521052
people say I'm cute
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>>63520855
You'd think that a faggot of all people would be able to understand that different people like different things.
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>>63521037
I bleed from there just from pooping, it can't be helped
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>>63520855
To me the experience itself is better than the pleasure. Sure a boys mouth feels amazing but him getting on his knees and staring into your eyes as he milks your cock is even better
>>63520450
Yes
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>>63520977
Slow + lubrication
start with fingers not things
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This is what you do?
You come on here, to role play about doing something as mundane and dull as stroking someones hair whilst they play a video game.
Just go get a boyfriend.
Why are you on here pretending, they wont even reply back to you properly. They will say what you want to hear because when you call their little anime drawing cute they think you mean them.
Its pathetic really, go out there. And get a boyfriend, use tinder, use grindr, go to a bar or something.
Find a boy, give him a controller and a video game, and stroke his damn hair.
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>>63521060
>YES! I have really messy hair so I think you will have a lot of fun doing that
Consider it done anon. I'd hold you really close too, and watch you play your vidya
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How tall and old is /r9gay/? i'll start

>5'9
>22
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>>63521130
5'8
22
size 8 shoes
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>>63521130
and i'll continue
>6'0"
>22
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>>63521130
>193cm | ~6'3"
>27
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>>63520812
Im an emo boy wby?
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>>63521214
manlet LOLE
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>>63521060
>Can I pls get your discord?
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>>63521130
6ft1
27
am i late or mid 20s?
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>>63521223
labjdzaxjsyejbmbxt@niwghx.com
send it to me
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returning to r9gay
and this is the state off it
what was I thinking
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>>63521232
its ok bby hmu
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>>63520812
>its not the 2000s anymore
it was such an innocent time period. now all of the subcultures are shit.
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>>63520450
Bodies like these make me want to give up trying to find a bf
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>>63521321
Why anon? If anything it should serve as encouragement.
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>>63521130
>6'
>29
>bottom
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already did this today but since there is a new thread
obligatory
>tfw no shut-in, nerdy bf
not sure if I should commit to dating apps or try to meet people in person right off the bat. I feel like dating apps are the norm at this point but I talk to so few people it's hard to say
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>>63521371
I am a shut in, nerdy (bf)
However, I would recommend dating apps. You dont have to meet anyone right off the bat, just scope the area out.
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>>63521130
>How tall and old is /r9gay/?
>6'3"
>30
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>>63521130
>5'10
>22
We are manlets here huh....
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>>63521130
6'0
22
i trust you dataminer you are my greatest ally
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>>63521392
What kinds of nerdy stuff are you into? I have scoped out the area but honestly it is very scaring thinking about talking to someone let alone going on a date like that. Also I am pretty neurotic and am wondering if I should tell people first thing or not because I know it will scare people off but I would rather put it out there first thing than wait for it to be an issue. I guess I am just autistically overthinking this
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>>63521487
The average height so far is 6' (181,3cms) which is the average height in the tallest country in the world, the Netherlands
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I'm gonna quit drinking bros
I hate this and I hate my life and how I made myself this way
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>>63521508
>What kinds of nerdy stuff are you into?
Astronomy, plants, some warhammer, and ig hoi iv, eu iv. Just reading about stuff that interests me and playing terminally autistic video games..
>I am pretty neurotic
Ok well that's ok, DO NOT tell people this. Unless you can play it off as some cute quirky thing.
But seriously, you'll be fine. Just scope out the area (again) and practice. Just talk and roll with the awkwardness. Maybe you'll find a guy you like talking to? Then meeting up will be worth it
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>>63521371
How shut in do i have to be? Im nerdy definitely but i do have a job.
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>>63521344
I'll never have a perfect butt like him :(
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>no perfect butt bf who lets me grab it and jiggle it
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how do i get motivation, confidence or both? i pretty much failed life but i guess it might be worth giving it one honest try
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>>63521561
Me too bro it's an awful habit
Waste of time and money and makes you fat
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>>63521584
>Underage
MODS!!!
>>63521593
Im a top and i want an ass like that
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>>63521593
The perfect butt to me is a hairy ass :)
Idc about size, any butt is good
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>>63521610
I have the exact same issue, I managed to get by somehow. Career, school etc. But I keep making impulsive choices that fuck up my life
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>>63521576
I was into ck2 and the fallout hoi4 mod but I am not very good. Are you good at hoi4 or eu4? I know I shouldn't tell people but the issue will definitely arise at some point or another. Maybe you are right that I should just kind of "practice" but I am really scared that I will get hurt.
>>63521586
I don't like leaving the house so I guess I just want someone who is fine spending most days at home or at the very least secluded because groups REALLY stress me out
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>>63521652
yeah, i fucked up school already and i dont have a job. ive actually improved a lot in the last year but its probably too late
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>>63521584
>being half my age
Leave while you still can
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>>63521737
Wow 30 year old? Hot. Tell me more about how old you are
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>>63521672
Ill go out if its with friends or something. Only to nerdy places like the lgs
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Hello fellow hebephilic heterosexuals.
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>>63521756
no u
>>63521788
If you say so anon, just be careful
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>>63520673
wtf i love shoegaze, based
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>he posted on Instagram again

We stayed "friends" ig. Will liking his photos make me seem desperate that I want him back?
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>>63521584
>someone almost half my age is taller than me
I should get that noose ready
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Give. Me. A. Man.
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I fap to all sorts of gay shit but just imaging my parents disappointment is enough to remind me that I should work on getting a gf.
Imagine being so pathetic and desperate that you would settle for a faggot or tranny.
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>>63521934
My parents would unironically be happy for me if I bring home a partner be it girl or male lol
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>>63521885
Hello i am a man. What are you wanting to do anon?
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>>63521832
do we date now anon
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>>63521934
Hello fellow heterosexual hebephile/ latent sexual predator
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Children posters are so cringe
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>>63521982
Are we making an oldfag party now?
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>>63521982
everyone here seems pretty cringe. well, besides (You) and me of course
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I wonder how many underaged are on this board. Sometimes I post my juicy dick and kids see it? That's fucked.
Might leave that to /soc/.
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I started posting here as underage b& in 2015 I think it was.
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>>63520628
yeah get out, if he cheats he doesn't deserve a bf
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>>63522066
imagine getting banned retroactively for admitting that lmao
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>>63521130
5'7_"
22
hah... yeah...
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>>63522108
>deleting my spoiler
wtf rude
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>tfw can't see anon's juicy dick despite being of age
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Is everyone 22 here? Guess we all started coming here 3-4 years ago after we graduated high school and realised that gay dating is HARD

it all started with looking at cute anime boys and wishing you didnt miss out on teen love right anon??
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>>63521130
5'11
20
can't wait for my retirement
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>>63522151
Yes im 22.
And no I dont watch dumbass anime.
So You're only 50% correct
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>>63521130
>5'9
>21
I like video game
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>>63522151
No it started when i realized i hate woman and boys are more cute anyways.
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>>63522375
this thread is a fucking joke
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>>63522396
Weve had 1353 of them so at least 1 had to be funny
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>>63522151
How is dating hard for faggots exactly?
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>Tfw successful gay Chad former higshcool classmate now has a bf
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>>63522432
>gay chad
There is no such thing. You can't be a chad if you suck dicks and take dicks up your butthole.
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>>63521130
>6' 183cm
>19
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>>63522455
>take dicks up your butthole.
not all guys do that tho dunce
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>>63521130
170cm
19
Still growing : 3
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>>63521130
>6'2
>22
>>63522151
That describes me decently, I actually tried dating a girl after high-school for a bit but going on dates and showing affection felt forced like I was faking it. Then one day I started reading/watching yaoi and things started making sense, I think growing up in a super religious household made me not even consider the idea of same sex attraction until my early 20s, sadly I won't be able to try to get a bf until I move out obviously
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>>63521130
>6'4
>21
I am tall
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>>63522455
>he just started his own company
>his boyfriend is an aspiring writer
>he is literally a Chad lookswise
>he is only 23

He is probably the top judging from how they pose on their insta pics but whatever
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>>63522507
gays** originally
typo
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>>63520390
Started dating closeted punk femboy twink little over month ago. I thought I was straight for a long time, but tried something new and it's going well so far. Ask out an attractive gay / pan / bi guy and see where it goes. Maybe it'll solve your robots clinical loneliness.
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>>63522507
don't care
>>63522516
wow amazing he's still a faggot who licks buttholes and sucks dick
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>>63521130
>5'1.5 ( 157cm )
>18
according to my doc I wont grow much anways
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>>63522455
>projecting this hard
Not everyone is a loser like (you) and me
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>>63522151
I came here because I have a serious communication disorder and no matter where I go, I have trouble expressing myself and finding people I can talk to. It doesn't matter if it's just posting on an anonymous board or chatting with someone, it's still a huge issue to me. I thought I would finally be able to feel at ease here, but the truth is I still feel completely out of place among you guys. It's like trying to speak but realizing I'm mute. So most of the time I just lurk and empathize with anons's posts.
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>>63522539
Please don't break his heart when you find a roastie
Love him
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>>63522551
>don't care
well, go fuck yourself then, whore
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>>63522581
Shut up lol
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>>63522603
That's what biscum like you always do,you've been warned DON'T.BREAK.HIM
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>>63522539
Yeah I'll just go outside and ask out attractive men, thanks.
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>>63521610
>how do i get motivation, confidence or both?
i haven't listened to this in awhile desu but i keep listening to manly p hall lectures on yt which some of them are kind of borderline "self help" but i enjoy them because its based in esoterism. which is why they started getting recommended to me anyway i can link some if you'd like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFUVnwCNVY
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>>63521130
>5'10
>26

(this is 100% original content)
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>>63521249
I'm not 100% sure but I suspect Tanner Buchanan might have been put on Earth for the soul purpose of driving faggots wild
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>>63522819
God he looks so hot here. The other pic was kinda gross but this pic is sending me anon. Very good
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>>63522659
Not bi, I'm pan. Actually had the opportunity to date a roastie but turned it down to date him, since he's someone I actually care about.
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>>63522844
Have you seen him from the back?
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Advice time
I have a lil cousin. He's 10 or 11, I don't know for sure, don't care, not my son.
Thing is, he's pretty autistic in some regards. His parents stupidly fed him a diet of computers and cellphones from a very tender age. I think it fried his brain. Nowadays he's basically addicted to electronics, he's always with his face buried in a cellphone, completely addicted to games and shit.
He basically has selective mutism. He never speaks when spoken to. He never responds to any question. He basically never interacts with anyone in the family. He's very weird and quiet. There's only one exception.
Me.
I'm the only person in the family he interacts with. There's no secret, though. I'm weird too and also a gaymer. We connected over videogames a few years ago. That's all he talks about. Videogames 24/7. But the thing is, he talks. He makes the effort to contact me. He takes initiative to converse with me. The topic is always videogames, but still, it's an interaction. It's better than nothing. The poor little fella even talks to me through social media. He tries to reach out.
But here's the catch: I'm no social worker myself. By many accounts, I'm as weird as him, maybe even more. I also don't talk with people in the family, except for my mom. I also struggle with some social interactions. People my age is easy. But older people and kids? That's far beyond my abilities. I struggle to interact with children. I simply don't know how. I get second hand embarrassment every time I try.
So basically I'm such a fucking sperg that even though my lil autist cousin tries to talk to me, I simply freeze and don't know how to respond or what to say. I basically run away from him and lock myself in the room anytime there's family around. I fail him. And that breaks my heart. My question is, what are some ways I can befriend my lil cousin and help him somehow? How do you befriend a weird spergy kid? What should I do? How can I help him overcome his social phobias?
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>>63522564
obscenely cute height anon
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>>63522907
He looks so fucking ugly here anon lmao. His ass is good but what the hell is that hair. He's too inconsistent
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>>63522962
It's not his fault they stuck him in a stupid bowl cut for the first two seasons of Cobra Kai.
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>>63522998
>he's only 5'6
Anon this man is sending me too many mixed signals. But I think I would still happily lick his sweaty body. I think.
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>>63523088
Is sweat and musk a valid fetish?
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>>63522910
i have a slight similar experience rn actually. my nephew is 12 (my sister who isn't his mom i have many sisters :/ very condescendingly told me) and i want to help him because hes always been shy. and if somebody had bothered to help me independently study shit at that age id already be a polymath bf. so i keep wanting to talk with him to try and get him into some hobbies and things to help him do something other than play COD mobile (yes, kids play mobile games these days apparently) but i never know how to communicate really. i just asked him his sleep schedule a few days ago so ik when i can text him. i also used to torrent a lot of movies so i have a decent library; so i sent him rear window(1954) to see if he'd like it kek he said he liked it, but didn't elaborate at all. its difficult trying to get conversations going desu but i think you should just send him shit you like to try and broaden his horizon enough to maybe make him want to converse about non video game related shit
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>>63523134
i love sweat musk and hair. its so fucking hot. im a top too kek it makes sense on one hand but not on the other. but its honestly one of my main fetishes
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>>63523088
Just close your eyes, stick out your tongue, and do what feels natural

>>63523134
Absolutely
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>>63520529
The one who turns all these fruits into vegetables.
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I LOVE CUTE BOYS

ORIGINAL
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>>63523208
You know he was literally a self hating gay himself who was a regular on grindr but couldn't deal with the obvious cognitive dissonance of being a Islam fag
Maybe you two have something in common after all.
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im horny posting. can we talk about real gay shit? post pics of foreskins
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>>63523160
I feel that we could be best buddies if he was a teen or a young adult and I could actually take him to party and shit. I don't have a single child friendly hobby.
But I fear that if I don't take the opportunity to build this connection now, when he's available, he'll shut that bridge when he's older and I inadvertently try to approach him.
What can you do to bond with a 10 yo kid anyway... I literally have no idea. When I was a kid I enjoyed the company of other kids, not any adult cousin. I just mentally cringe when I think about asking him to play... I'm too old for that.
I wish he would open up to me about what's going on inside his little head. If I knew for sure that he interacts normally with other kids, then I guess he doesn't need my help. But his mom said he's been bullied in school. Poor boy. I just wish I could make his childhood a little bit happier. God knows what difference that could make later in his life. An unhappy childhood is a recipe for disaster.
I just wish we could become best friends instantaneously without me having to actually put hard work into it.
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>>63523160
Great movie btw but hardly something a kid would enjoy watching
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>>63522910
I'm a cool uncle to a couple kids that age so I'll give my take. Kids are easy, they're stupid and they suck at everything. You are funnier, smarter, more charming etc just naturally by virtue of age. So there's really no pressure. You're the cool older cousin and he likes you and he wants you to like him too, because you're cooler and older. Don't try to engage him the same way you would someone your own age because he's not. Treat him like you'd treat a cute, shy little puppy or kitten. Be friendly, be nice, play with him a little. It's that easy. Don't baby him but be aware that he's small and fragile physically and emotionally. Play some games together, joke around and have fun, don't just let him win though. Or maybe coop would work better if he can't handle the heat. Take the opportunity to be friendly and social with other players while you're at it. Be a good role model and show him it's not so scary. People will be nice if you're nice and even if they're rude who cares? Laugh it off, show him it's only as big a deal as you make it. You're only losing by letting some troll upset you. Maybe you can make some friends while you're playing together and share those friends with him.

I know socializing is draining and kids can be exhausting but again you're the adult here you're like superman compared to him. Keep up the energy for a few hours then pawn him off on his mom and go relax, you earned it champ.
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>>63520720
Cool? Probably no.
Its too popular. Even Trevor from Gta5 had one. Come with something more unique
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>>63520529
incognito ryan gosling
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I have a younger cousin too but I avoid him like the plague because I don't trust my self control and I fear what I could do to him if given the opportunity.
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>>63523633
Thanks, anon, that was very insightful. I guess I always tried to treat him like I treat my friends who are the same age as me, and maybe that's why it's not working...
>>63523791
Pls don't rape your cousin. You could ruin both of your lives by doing so
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>>63523583
>I just wish we could become best friends instantaneously without me having to actually put hard work into it.
kek me to every relationship
it seems like your best option is to just play games with him, i dont really think you're ever too old for some vidya, and if you're doing it to help a kid out, then i dont think theirs any issues there. i feel like in so many ways your work is cut out for you here, youre just hesitant to do it. but bonding over games is literally a tale as old as time, and online videogames are a million times easier than irl shit

just go play a game that requires communication like R6. overtime youll just become used to conversing with him, and thats really all the bonding necessary
im sorry if im kind of shrugging off the issue, but, i feel like you just need to get over the cringe inherent in social interaction and get to talking- im not sure if theres any other issue really, pls correct me if im wrong tho
>>63523607
>Great movie btw but hardly something a kid would enjoy watching
kek that was kind of the point. he was supposed to not really understand it/ appreciate it, i thought it would be a good movie to show him that doesn't have a real intrinsic thing about them that makes it exciting or worthwhile because he said he mostly likes action movies (so i was trying to give him a taste of the opposite)
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>>63523791
are you big? i was just thinking the other day that, how big i am, i could rape like 90% of the population if i wanted to. most of the population isnt really as big as me, only about 10%

if i was slightly better at fighting- i could absolutely be unstoppable though

this is just a random thought, probably not gonna rape anyone desu. but- i could
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>>63523576
foreskins really are the pinnacle of male beauty
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>>63523933
Compared to a 12 year old boy I'm pretty big. Big enough to pin him down.
I wouldn't do it like that, though. I avoid him because I fear that if we became friends, I wouldn't resist the urge to lure him into some sort of erotic fun time, ancient Greek style. I'll show you mine if you show me yours, you know what I mean?
And yes, I hate myself.
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>>63523576
>im horny posting. can we talk about real gay shit?
Talk to us then anon.
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>>63523978
What a big weiner
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>>63523983
come on man, why???
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>>63523983
Sometimes I wish someone had done that to me when I was a kid. Does that make me a pedo?
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>>63521130
>5'11
>28
>bottom
it's always been over

>>63522564
see pic
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quite drunk
requesting cuddle
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>>63524038
I said I avoid him, alright? It's not like I'm giving in to the thought. But you want me to deny the thought is there?
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>tfw no bottom bf thats taller than me
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>>63524067
what have you been drinking?
I'm on the cider once again tonight
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>>63524079
Seek professional help before you abuse an innocent child
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>>63524128
nothing but the finest cheap vodka from the closest store
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>>63524160
I remember drinking vodka when I started my career.
I can't stand alcohol nowadays. Anything stronger than beer makes my stomach turn.
It's all about fire in the lungs nowadays
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>>63524140
I'm pretty sure I would kill myself before reaching the point of molesting a child.
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>>63524180
Smoking is disgusting
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>>63524224
Swallowing cum is disgusting but that won't stop you.
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>>63524067
tactical cuddle inbound t-20mins
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>>63524160
based
I really like vodka mixed with Pepsi max cherry but nothing comes close to fruit cider imo
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>>63524224
I don't smoke cigarettes, though. Only weed.
Come on, now, it smells amazing. I only smoke flower buds. You can't call it disgusting. It's literally a flower. It's like the plant's vagina and penis merged into one structure. You're smoking the plant's genitals. You can't make that shit up.
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>tfw no cuddle bf to play vidya with
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>>63524180
i dont think i have the lung power to give up
but i have a robust-ish constitution enough to trash it with alcohol
>>63524246
thank you anon! im a fan of fruit ciders too but they dont get me obliterated as quick
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>>63524293
>You can't call it disgusting. It's literally a flower.
kek pic related
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>>63524198
A part of me wants to feel bad for you cause you probably didn't choose this, but the other part just wants you gone because you're a terrible terrible liability for the lgbt community.
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>>63524318
Not him
But God i want to lick it
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>>63524318
I don't know what you're implying with that picture.
Sure heroine is terrible but morphine actually has a very important role in medicine. You won't find milk of the poppy disgusting when it's only thing capable of killing the unbearable pain of stage 4 untreatable cancer or other terribly painful terminal illnesses.
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>>63524364
>I don't know what you're implying with that picture.
im implying opiates kill a lot people, literally for hundreds of years. we fought entire wars over them kek

im implying the justification of "its natural bro" is fucking stupid. most things which are terrible are natural. so this larp about how "its a flower bro!" is stupid

i suppose youll be smoking maggots next then? contract a parasite, its natural
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>>63524411
Chill out, straight edge faggot. I'm not saying it's good because it's natural. I'm saying it's good because it's a fucking flower. Have you ever seen a flower? They're like filled with nectar and shit. They're so pretty. They're the epitome of vegetable life on earth. How can you think a flower is bad, it's literally God's vagina
Think of the fucking bees
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>>63524051
>heavily controversial opinion incoming
Is it possible that some kids could be molested and walk away unaffected by it? Maybe.
BUT there's no way to know which kids those are, so pedos approaching any child for sex is still unjustifiable.
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I wanna show my dick to anonymous people on the internet and get attention from it
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So then do it anon
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>>63524650
i will respond to it no matter what. could be good or bad, but you'll get (you)ed
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>>63524650
Same but my dick is average and nobody likes pictures of average dicks.
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>>63524677
my best cooms are to the random PPs i see on 4chan
it feels real and genuine and i can fantasize a actual person sent it to me
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>>63524650
My dick is so fucking ugly
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>tfw no bf that I can taste
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>>63524776
>My dick is so fucking ugly
prove it then
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Taste how...
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I want to kill myself when I see a cute twink. I just want them to be my bf so b ad
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bros i'm so fucking horny
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>>63524843
No, you will feel disgusted
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>tfw no bf to remove the spider in my room
I guess I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight
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>>63524861
horny for what specifically?
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Taste with my tongue, that's how
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>>63524862
how can a peen make me feel disgusted desu
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>>63524880
i'll take it out, anon
after waspnight i can survive anything
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That is hot as fuck
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>>63524890
dick in butt
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Yes, I'm sure your taste is
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Am i a horrible person for fucking my bfs brother behind his back
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>>63525060
my ex fucked my brother, but it was after we broke up so i didn't really care
interestingly, my ex was his ex before we started dating LMAO
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Do people actually "watch" netflix or youtube in general, like as in just go there and browse and let the autorecommender take you to whatever it wants, instead of going to find a specific video on a specific topic or a specific preselected TV show
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Im sure your taste is sweet and warm
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>>63525099
>Im sure your taste is sweet and warm
Y-you too
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>>63524650
image or video?
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>>63525086
I'm subscribed to around a hundred channels so my subscriptions feed is usually populated enough for daily viewing. If that gets old I go to the front page for recommended videos or check out what's trending. It's rare for me to get all the way to trending so it's always fresh content. I watch at least 3-4 hours of youtube per night like this.
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>>63525079
You know he definitely wanted to have a threesome right?
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>>63525210
lol, i don't think i could do that with my brother. just sounds awful and not a fun time at all
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>>63525272
I want my whole mouth on it, anon
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>>63525272
i thought it was gonna be bent or horribly circumcised or something
thats a fine peener and i would rub my face against it
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>>63525272
pretty thick but otherwise very average but you'll have a lot of trouble making anal work

anal needs long skinny dicks
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>>63525289
Ur lying 0_o... It is ugly and discolored
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Well in that case thank you then anons. I thought it looked really ugly ;)
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>>63525272
That's a good looking benis fren, I would suck it if we were bfs or friends
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>>63524951
>waspnight
idk what that is but it sounds horrifying, spider isnt moving now so I think that I am ok. Drinking more cider also helped me to relax
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>>63525311
rubbish, I would absolutely enjoy a dick like that rubbing my prostate
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>>63525615
its not actually a thing i just had like loads of fucking wasps in my room one day and it made me very very upset
but im stronger now
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>tfw no bf that is stronger now
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if r9k/gays lust for "boys" especially "cute boys" doesnt disgust you then youre not true gay.
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>>63525742
fucking based
ephebophiles and prisongays who only like """""boys"""" because they hate women should leave
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>>63525742
They can lust for boys all the want. It just means more men for me 2bh
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>>63525680
Oh my bad I thought waspnight was a thing somewhere. How did you overcome the wasp menace?

>>63525742
I'm not autistic enough to care about whether or not someone is "true gay" and I'm a twink anyway.
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I want a diaper bf so fucking hard it's unreal
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>>63525742
Oh come on, we use "boys" pretty loosely here.
Like when straight guys go to a titty-bar to see "the girls" they're not talking about 12 year olds.

>>63525797
See pic related
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>>63525779
>Oh my bad I thought waspnight was a thing somewhere
adorable
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>>63525642
sure, but it's too short to get past inches of man ass and still actually thrust unless you have a pancake butt
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>>63525797
this is one fetish i dont really understand. it also seems to be common with the unusually creepy kind of pedos. care to explain it to me, anon?
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>>63526024
Like any other fetish, it just feels good and attractive. And very relaxing. (I haven't actually tried it irl.) There's a pretty lengthy greentext by an anon who tried to explain it in psychological terms. I'll try to find it.
>also seems to be common with the unusually creepy kind of pedos
I don't think it's pedos, but many people in the community are indeed creepy and/or horrifyingly stupid.
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>>63526113
yeah, i guess it would be pretty hard to explain. im not saying the fetish itself is pedo just that a lot of the pedos who are creepier than your typical pedo are into it most of the time. i dont really know that many pedos though
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>>63526210
>don't really know that many
the number should be zero, anon
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>>63526232
i guess i should've said know of that many pedos
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>He left me for a girl.
Disappointed but not surprised. I try to make an actual connection with someone and get cucked. I should just let someone fuck me with no strings attached already.
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>>63526293
i wouldn't leave you for a girl anon...
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>>63526303
Yah thats what you say now.
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>>63526340
I don't l ike girls
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>>63526210
Found the greentext
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>>63526340
Don't trust him
This is a prisongay thread
As soon as anyone here gets a social life or otherwise self-actualizes they will absolutely leave you for a girl once the romantic mystique wears off and their facade of eternal dedication crumbles
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>>63526343
What do you like in a guy anon?
>>63526353
>they will absolutely leave you for a girl once the romantic mystique wears off
I fear this.
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any fags wanna jack off with me? no voice or video though
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>>63526439
what are we going to jack off to then?
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>>63526457
hentai or some shit i dont know you well enough to show you my dick bitch
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>>63521130
>159 cm
>18
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>>63526522
Oh, and a bottom. I weigh 43 kilos.
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>>63526420
idk I'm bad at articulating my feelings. I guess someone who isn't afraid to show their feelings and is ok with me being cringe romantic sometimes. they also have to play video games with me and laugh at my dumb jokes...
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>>63521130
>6'3
>22
I'd like to talk to someone around my age who is at least less feminine than i am, i dont like talking to masculine people.
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>>63526572
i like death metal and video games, if anyone wants to talk about that or whatever
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In highschool i stopped flirting with a boy because he told me he had porn saved to a usb and at the time i that was disgusting. turns out he was the only one to show interest in me my entire life.
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>>63526706
oh wow i had the same kind of boy in my hs except he had a collection of cp that was solely black men on white boys
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>>63526541
lol I'm skinny and even I could spin you in the air
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>>63526844
anon pls dont tease me about my weight
:<
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>skinny qts never live near me
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>>63526875
I didn't tease you just about your weight, but about your height too ;)
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>>63526473
well, if you insist... but how will you know i'm actually joining in?
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>>63526913
honor system. we can just sext or whatever. whats your discord
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>>63526888
where do you live anon? unoriginally.
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>>63526923
south us...
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>>63526893
:< pls dont do that anon thats mean
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>discord gay friend
>I have a huge crush on him
>he thoroughly friendzones me whenever I try to get some affection from him
>try to get him into crypto
>he stubbornly refuses
>he jokingly says that if I ever make $1 million from crypto that he'll meetup with me
>fastforward and my portfolio reaches $800k
>excitedly tell him that our date is coming up soon
>he wants to back out and says "M-maybe when you reach $10 million"
tl;dr I'm so unlovable that even having a million bucks doesn't make people want to meet up with me.
How do I distract myself from the suicidal thoughts, bros?
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>>63526996
give me some crypto
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>>63526930
I'm sorry anon, but I wouldn't be able to hold my will to pet you and lift you :s
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>tfw when i see a cute guy but i remember that I'm a fucking uggo and literally have no chance with someone remotely attractive
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Should I get drunk and chat up cute gayboys on twitter
Or just not get drunk and still chat up cutes
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>>63527149
Get drunk and DON'T chat with Twitter faggots
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>>63527149
>>63527206
fags are naturally obnoxious i cant imagine what fags that spend all day on twitter are like
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>tfw 99% of gay porn is horribly disgusting and pains me to even look at it
>but that 1% is literally god-tier and better than anything else
sigh
and before you call me prison gay, no. i'm a bottom who loves getting plowed. i just have very specific tastes
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>>63527259
>i cant imagine what fags that spend all day on twitter are like
Believe me you don't want to know,not even tumblr fags are as disgusting and annoying as Twitter fags
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>>63527278
How is disgusting exactly? Ori
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>>63525797
one time my boyfriend had me drink lots and lots of water and wouldn't let me get up. then he tickled me until i wet myself
it was kind of fun but dealing with wet diaps is a pain
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>>63527293
most of the guys who make gay porn are just literally horrific to look at
plus there are lots of masc bottoms which is just repulsive to me. if you're getting fucked then you ought to at least look cute. not even necessarily feminine, but just cute and not masculine/hairy orge-beast
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Every guy in gay porn looks the same
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>>63527297
You mean, you were wearing diaps at the time, when he tickled you?
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How do I get over the stress and actually meet with someone and not bitch out on the last minute/ghost on them?
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>>63526583
What's your favourite metal band and vidya anon?
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>>63527278
when i watched porn i only watched solo vids
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>he thinks prisongays are primarily tops
oh anon
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>>63522151
No I just turned 19 and am actually not a complete faggot, just bi. Got into it through VRChat because I met a cute boi there. Sadly he's not into me so my first male crush ended up friendzoning me, albeit in sort of a good way I guess. We're very good friends now.
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>>63526996
Are you into BBC? I'll meet up for a million bucks because I need it for my Gacha addiction.
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>>63522866
Same shit tho anon.
Good luck with your bf, hope it works out for you
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>tfw no gayfriend to give headpats to
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>>63528265
Aaaahhh I love headpats! I only got them twice from boys I didn't even like but they're ingrained in my memories.
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>>63522866

what's the difference between bi and pan? Seriously no funny meme terms.
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>>63528330
bi means you like boys and girls
pan means you like boys, girls, trannies etc
but since trannies are actually just their assigned birth gender (males cannot be females, vice versa) and non binary doesnt exist, pan is just a fancy word for "im inclusive and scared to have opinions that the far left twitter mob opposes"
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>>63528348

I thought the woke crowded considered trannies as whatever gender they wanted? Don't they want straight guys to suck the feminine penis now?
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>>63528321
Tell me about the headpats anon. Were they comforting even if you didn't like the boys?
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>>63528361
theres so many contradictions, thats all i know. its all stupid bullshit anyways
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>>63528265
>tfw no headpats
>tfw no neckrubs
aaah im dyingn
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>tfw time for storyanon's shower

maybe next week I'll bump it up to three times a week.
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>>63528422
I'll give you some headpats and neckrubs anon.
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>>63528395
They happened out of the blue. I was shocked but at the same time felt so smol and vulnerable. 10/10 would highly recommend.
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>tfw no bf into petplay (me as the pet)
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>>63528533
That's so cute. Looks like I'll be giving you some headpats too...
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>>63527463
yes, that's correct
it was kind of fun but extreeeeeeeeeeeemely embarrassing lol
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>tfw no bf to watch shows and cuddle with
it doesnt matter i'll probably get hit by a car anyway
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>tfw cant forget a boy after 2 weeks

is this normal, will it go away?
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>>63529113
>tfw cant forget a boy after 440+ days
You're in for a long road anon
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>>63529138
oh my fucking please no no no no
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my bf blue pilled me
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>>63529168
>my bf
kys luckyfaggot
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>>63529156
my advice would be to just find a new boy to hyperfixate on asap
I can forget him sometimes when i do
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>>63529181
no other boys seem to have the same magic...

not in looks, personality, outlook etc etc etc
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Remember to join the official r9gay server, with a lot of cuties, nice people and good moderation:

https://pastebin.com/03BE7m76

P.s. Flan and his ilk aren't allowed.
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>>63529210
This server sucks and is filled with newfags. Give me something akin to r9gay's ircs please.
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>>63529203
Yeah I feel you anon. I can't even bring myself to date anymore, not after him. But try, it's better than sinking to my depths.
>>63529210
>server filled with unironic /pol/tards
>has a problem with Flan
never change tubby
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why is everyone in r9gay a massive sex pervert? This is not normal yet such a high percent of people here have some weird fetish or fap twice a day.
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>>63529293
try all of /r9k/ if not all of 4chan
loneliness fucks you up
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>>63529293
Loneliness and porn induced brain rot
I can't even get out of bed without my fapping dopamine hit anymore
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>>63521130
22
5'7"
size 8 us shoes
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>>63521130
>5'7
>21
over before it began
Telling that this wasnt original
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>>63521130
>5'8"
>24
>bf is 5'7" and 20
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>>63529428
>over before it began
only if youre a top

like me
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>>63529612
>tops
>using spoilers
bend over and spread em
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>>63521130

>5'10
>30, almost 31

being storyanon is suffering.
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>>63529629
im p shy, but a top because i really hate the feeling of anything entering my ass :/
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>tfw no old school emo boy bf to make out to MCR together.
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>tfw no stinky doomer bf to make out to KMFDM together
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>tfw listening to old songs form 04-08 and getting nostalgic for those days when it seemed I actually had a chance at life.
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>>63529168
in what way? elaborate
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I have severe social anxiety, i cant even approach people normally, at work or uni, let alone make a single friend. im a social outcast who is always on his own, even my former introverted highschool friends ended up with relationships and went to parties during college, meanwhile i rotted in my room and jerked off twice a day.

im so depressed, im terrified of sex because i really hate my body and severe social enxiety doesnt help either. I pussy out or ghost really attractive guys p often like was week if you were here

on the top of it all i am 5'8 and top only.

i will die alone right?
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>>63530035
I wish that minor thing was my only problem but literally everything with me and my life is shit and destined to become shitter

If I wasnt so much of a pussy and had a higher pain tolerance, or a gun, I wouldve ended it all years ago
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does anyone here listen to music from different languages? which languages and what songs?

this is my fav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sf0htzbMKk
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>>63527011
>give me some crypto
not him. what kind?
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>>63529972
>i will die alone right?
No, you think you will but you won't.
I understand your pain in not being able to make friends as I don't really think I've ever had one, have you considered making acquaintances?
Maybe ask someone in your class for help with something you are struggling with and work from there.
Fact is you might just be in a situation where you aren't with people who you would connect with and be friends with anyway and that's fine.
>I pussy out or ghost really attractive guys p often
The fact you can get attractive guys to talk to you tells me that you have some value to a partner, find the niche that makes you special and run with it.
Nobody is hopeless anon, it only takes one second to turn it all around.
Nobody hates you as much as you think they do.
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>>63530108
>Maybe ask someone in your class for help with something you are struggling with and work from there
i am terrified to do that, im really dysfunctional so growing up i only had bad exp with anything related to socialisation. im desparate to find a partner but even more desparate to avoid those things that made me like this in the first place
>The fact you can get attractive guys to talk to you tells me that you have some value to a partner
maybe theyre only attractive to me but mediocre for someone else?
>find the niche that makes you special and run with it.
im trying to make it with this introverted, serious, bookish, masc guy type idk. but my clinical autism really fucks it up
>Nobody hates you as much as you think they do.
yea they dont even think about me as much as i think they do, i wish someone did tho.
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>>63529972
Everyone dies alone.
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>>63530233
What matters is what happens in the 80 or so years before that
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>>63529972
Have you thought about seeing a psychologist to address your social anxiety and self esteem issues?
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i said living in the sticks would be cool because you could just scream without repercussions. apparently the urge to scream at the top of your lungs isn't common
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170 cm is an average height and men don't really care about that so neither should you.
Stop nitpicking things to be insecure about. If you manage to attract good looking people, you're probably good looking.
Not gonna give you a (you) because you're an annoying attention whore probably just fishing for compliments. You've got it way better than most people on this board.
Also, you're a top, retard. That's the gay equivalent of being a pretty girl. You're on the winning side here, you don't have the right to feel sad.
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>>63530185
>i am terrified to do that
That's fair anon and I understand you may have had nothing but negative experiences up to this point but it's in your hands. I'm sorry to say that you wont find a partner without socialising. It depends where you think you are though, if right now is a 20 for you then hold, if it's only an 8 why not take the chance?
>maybe theyre only attractive to me but mediocre for someone else?
Without knowing them that is hard to judge but who cares. If they like you and you are attracted to them it's functionally the same whether they're a 2 or a 10
>im trying to make it with this introverted, serious, bookish, masc guy type idk. but my clinical autism really fucks it up
There are people who would be into this, maybe it depends on your age, area you live, people you are around etc. but again you aren't going to find them by being isolated
>yea they dont even think about me as much as i think they do, i wish someone did tho.
is it better to be hated than to be unnoticed? I'm not sure personally. I can't say that anyone thinks about you without knowing your situation anon, but I am right now.
I think you'll never find anyone without conquering the social anxiety though, it wont be an over night change but the 2nd best time to start working on it is today.
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he asked me for a cute morning message but i cant think of anything.
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>>63520460
Act before it's too late. For me it's the reality now, not a bad dream.
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>>63530558
https://youtu.be/haxathpbrNA
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>>63530300
>170 cm is an average height and men don't really care about that so neither should you.
oh boy this is untrue. first 170 is turbomanlet tier in the west especially for europeans. secondly since because im top only most bottoms usually ask for my height, sometimes they specifically mention that they dont like shorties. and theyre usually around 175 - 185
>>63530307
idk anon, sometimes i just think i'm too dysfunctional socially to even change. i spent the last 22 years living like this, never lived otherwise.

i have a therapist scheduled for next week because my bpd, depression and autism combo is really destroying both my private and professional life
>>63530558
yea dont be like me: >>63513142
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>>63530637
>this is untrue
No it's not. You're literally making shit up just so you can be even more insecure than you already are.
You're in dire need of a good dose of self confidence. It's like you spent so much time in here you started taking the memes for reality. You're not a turbo manlet, dumbass. You're just stupid.
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Should old gaybots stick together?
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>>63530702
>You're in dire need of a good dose of self confidence
no amount of success can give me that, i thought scoring a promising career path two majors, and starting a masters would make me feel better but i think they were just copes.

idk what is missing from my life so much and why i have zero confidence. probably trauma
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>>63530637
If a bottom can't recognise that short top tall bottom is the GOAT combo then they aren't worth it
Anyway, you are not too dysfunctional socially to change. If you can come here and make well articulated points, hold up a job and study you have the capacity to change your social behaviour.
Therapy is a good foundation to build on but eventually they'll tell you the same thing I'm telling you, if you want people you need to broaden your social horizons.
Right now you're a social dinosaur, adapt or die.
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>>63530911
>If a bottom can't recognise that short top tall bottom is the GOAT combo then they aren't worth it
zoomer bottoms are female brained and are injicted with propaganda they all want tall hairy daddies
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Do any of you fags find men in certain careers hot? Like mechanics, construction workers, or generally masculine jobs?
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>>63530558
I did act. He didn't want me
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Are these feet sexy?
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>>63531934
Very much so, poast more feet anon
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>>63532057
Wrinkly bath feeties
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i would go straight for ariana
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>>63531934
>>63532141
nice feets 0_o
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its better to say 10 boring things in a row than to risk saying something cringe.
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>>63531934
would let you give me a footjob lad x
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>tfw still cant forget robert.

its been a week since i flaked on him, yet he occupies 95% of my thoughts still. he wasnt the first guy i "rejected" and i talked to new guys since but still, all my thoughts and dreams revolve around him 24/7
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>>63533262
this kind of posting is awful enough without you going around using people's actual names
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>>63528330
There isn't a difference.
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>>63528330
Semantics.
Bi = two, pan/omni = all.
Depends where you fall on trannies, basically.
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>control f "Prisongay"
lol
Literally a barafag meme, there is a reason those people stay on /y/ and not /hm/. Despite their claims that they are "true gay" they are only attracted to 2d men.
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>>63530781
>trauma
Open up
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Did you delete your entire account? I can't even add you as a friend. What the fuck. Over nothing. You know that removing me is crossing a line and I'm already overlooking it. What the fuck. How am I supposed to like you when you act like this over nothing? I can't invest my emotions when you're just going to suddenly fuck off one day for no reason.
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>>63534238
Schizanon pls give therapy a try
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>>63534269
Thank you for your advice anon, I appreciate it.
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I'm going to be someone worth dating. I've stopped overeating now I'm going to get toned
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I apologize for calling you a jerk before, I didn't mean it. You are definitely being a jerk now.
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>>63521130
>5'10
>29
Getting my graduate degree on Monday. At least I'll be financially comfortable until I die alone.
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>>63534186
I am very much attracted to real men
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>>63521247
You just crossed the line into late. 20-23 early, 24-26 mid, 27-29 late.
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>>63533670
Cant stop I literally have an album on my phone dedicated to him.
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Interview went well, she said I was so good that she was willing to tell me that I will be moving onto the next stage during the interview.
Really positive, boost in confidence too.
Even if it doesn't work I'll be feeling better moving forward.
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>>63534411
Nice
Start squatting, twink ;)
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>>63534520
i'm not going to be a twink just a guy
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>>63534528
A twunk ;)?
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post skincare r outines and what brands you use because i am clueless
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>>63534568
Charcoal face mask with a few drop of urine and coom does the trick.
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>>63521176
>>63521247
>>63521363
>>63521428
>>63524061
>>63529638
>>63534449
Older bros, is it over for us...?
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>>63534568
African black soap in middle school and high school, now that my skin is clear I just use Cerave gel cleanser and moisturizing cleanser. I had a 4 5 moisturizing routine that worked well. Toner, serum, oil, moisturizer, sunscreen. Now I just use am I scented lotion whenever I need it
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>>63534568
Charcoal peel off masks are so good for making your skin instantly soft
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>>63534497
congratulations anon! im happy for you! whats the position?
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>>63521130
19
5'7
shoe size 8
long hair
slim
unironically top
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>>63534568
i saw a post where some roasty bitch had put up her routine and some derm doctor/ skin care guy was super happy about it because he thought it was perfect

i guess ill try to find it. but i was gonna not do skincare desu. genetics are genetics
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>>63534857
wasn't gonna do one of these but i will now
>>63521130
19
6'3"
shoe size 14
haven't had a haircut since august(so pretty fucking long at this point)
massive
top
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>tfw reliving my emo phase

too bad my skinny jeans don't fit me any more.
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I AM DESPERARATELY LONELY

i don't mean anything i'm just venting
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>>63535074
hello my emo bf
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>>63534845
That's la, I appreciate it.
It's kind of a personal trainer role but you're an apprentice and they'll train you up.
I'm in and out of getting /fit/, used to look decent but that was only a few months of training on a low calorie diet so I'm just putting work in now to achieve my goals.
I've been out of work for a while now so it's really nice to hear someone appreciating me like that. My confidence was so low and the fact someone was so willing to meet me is great.
I'm slightly tubby now, not fat. You wouldn't say hey look he's fat but if I took off my shirt I look a tad dough; no muscle definition.
Working on it though, had 4 eggs and 2 slices of seeded toast today. Not even hungry now so going to have small portion of chicken and rice of some sort I think. Should be a 1500kal day after 1 hour of cycling and some gym work.
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>>63534857
>Tfw also a 5'7 top

It = Over
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>>63535087

most of piercings have closed and my hair isn't dyed black anymore, nor can I do the eye hide thing.

My soul is still as black as night though.
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>>63534568
>>63534889
ill list everything she's listed in order, dont ask me questions because i cant answer them kek

>CeraVe Hydrating Facial cleanser
>The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2 + b5
>The Ordinary Granactive Retinoid 2% Emulsion
>CeraVe Moisturizing Cream
>The ordinary 100% Plant-Derived Sqalane
>Vaseline

this is a before sleep thing i guess
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>>63535124
thats ok my emo bf it's the thought that counts
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>>63534857
Get a stylish haircut and I'd let you top me. I like slim guys, don't care if they're shorter than me.
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>>63535110
>It's kind of a personal trainer role but you're an apprentice and they'll train you up.
thats kind of comedy- they train you to be a personal trainer? something kinda funni about that desu
>I'm in and out of getting /fit/, used to look decent but that was only a few months of training on a low calorie diet so I'm just putting work in now to achieve my goals.
>I've been out of work for a while now so it's really nice to hear someone appreciating me like that. My confidence was so low and the fact someone was so willing to meet me is great.
yeah, that's pretty nice, finally moving in a positive direction
>I'm slightly tubby now, not fat. You wouldn't say hey look he's fat but if I took off my shirt I look a tad dough; no muscle definition.
my own personal ideal body is hypertrophy fatass kek. i think the ideal body is being ridiculously strong and working out daily but not being lean at all and having a layer of fat over the muscles, its like casual bodybuilding
>Working on it though, had 4 eggs and 2 slices of seeded toast today. Not even hungry now so going to have small portion of chicken and rice of some sort I think. Should be a 1500kal day after 1 hour of cycling and some gym work.
i really like bench presses and other strength builders, sounds like a pretty nice day though anon, i havent had breakfast so this made me hungry
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>>63535127

wow I imagine this must cost a lot.

I now my skin is shitty but I don't really care. It isn't horrible and that's what really matters.
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>>63535320
You should get your own gym la
I bought all the kit, it's in my garage whenever I want.
Pic rel, I know it wasn't much and I have gay wrists but it was something that I was working on. Need to get to 15%-18%bf and then I'll sit on a steady diet to maximise growth and minimise any fat increase.
Only concern is I'm addictive so want booze or shit food often. Easy to just give in but I'm against it for as long as possible now.
Pic was lifting for maybe 6 weeks on a calorie deficit which was odd. I did increase mass of muscle and lost a lot of fat. Maybe body was so efficient at burning fat it allowed some of the foods to be used to build? God knows, I'm not complaining.
AS I said it's not impressive by any means but it was good progess in small amount of time.
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>>63535386
>wow I imagine this must cost a lot.
ill find how much it is if you tried to get the whole list off amazon
>>63535127
>>CeraVe Hydrating Facial cleanser - $14.64
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MSSDEPK/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=ceravehydratingcleanser-20&camp=1789&creative=9325&linkCode=as2&creativeASIN=B01MSSDEPK&linkId=0e4014e09a748299b66df48c8fd1c8a9
>>The Ordinary Hyaluronic Acid 2 + b5 - $12.15
https://www.amazon.com/Ordinary-Hyaluronic-Acid-2-30ml/dp/B01MYEZPC8
>>The Ordinary Granactive Retinoid 2% Emulsion - $17.82
https://www.amazon.com/Ordinary-Granactive-Retinoid-Emulsion-Previously/dp/B071HHSMTT
>>CeraVe Moisturizing Cream - $15.92
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Moisturizing-Cream-Daily-Moisturizer/dp/B00TTD9BRC
>>The ordinary 100% Plant-Derived Sqalane - $14.39
https://www.amazon.com/Ordinary-100-Plant-Derived-Squalane-30ml/dp/B0719WNNK4
>>Vaseline - $4.49
https://www.amazon.com/Vaseline-Blueseal-Petroleum-Jelly-Original/dp/B019MXNCFU/ref=sr_1_2?crid=2P2ROBXAAK303&dchild=1&keywords=vaseline&qid=1620241282&s=beauty&sprefix=vasiline%2Cbeauty%2C456&sr=1-2

total cost is: $79.41 not including tax which would probably make it closer to 90

im still bored :(
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>>63534568
Depends on your skin. Mechanical exfoliation and hydration is good for everyone though. Also washing your face as necessary.
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Anyone else ever play Flexible Survival? What are your thoughts on it? Personally, I'm usually put off by furry shit, but I love the orcs.
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The real black pill is that short tops have it just as hard as short straight men. It basically halves our dating pool, since most bottoms are female brained idiots
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>>63535752
>restricting yourself to top or bottom rather than just finding someone who loves you
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>>63535575
>You should get your own gym la
>I bought all the kit, it's in my garage whenever I want.
i bought a bench and rack, ive been lifting with what i have but ill be getting a proper 45 lb bar soon, hopefully, and then ill pour my own plates with concrete ($5 for 50 lbs is fucking awesome) ive been doing a pretty decent job, but i need more weight
>Pic rel, I know it wasn't much and I have gay wrists
i just looked into building forearms, i know dead lifts help, but i wanted to get them bigger before i start dead lifts. the problem is, it seems like many things which make them bigger require you to walk around a large space, which isnt very good :/
>but it was something that I was working on. Need to get to 15%-18%bf and then I'll sit on a steady diet to maximize growth and minimize any fat increase.
>Only concern is I'm addictive so want booze or shit food often. Easy to just give in but I'm against it for as long as possible now.
yeah it seems easy to gain fat that way, even if youre on the same diet it seems like drinking will still find a way to make you fatter/ less lean
>Pic was lifting for maybe 6 weeks on a calorie deficit which was odd. I did increase mass of muscle and lost a lot of fat. Maybe body was so efficient at burning fat it allowed some of the foods to be used to build? God knows, I'm not complaining.
theirs a specific type of exercise that literally turns fat into muscle, cant remember what is is now.
>AS I said it's not impressive by any means but it was good progress in small amount of time.
kek better than me, i feel like looking fit is pretty much as high of a goal as needs to be attained, that's kind of the major hump most people struggle to get over. i would be very happy with it if i were you.
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>>63534663
it never even began... seriously though, i feel way more attrative and "dating ready" now then i ever did in my teens and early-mid 20s. the problem now is being a loser is less acceptable the older you get lole
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>>63535777
>big GET
its true kek. shortmen are just self sabotaging
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>>63535777
I need someone who's a total bottom because I hate putting anything in my poopy hole
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What does partee mean?
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>>63535777

exactly, switch/vers master race. Happy in any relationship as any role.
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>>63535916
i never think about giving anal, but im not interested in being that submissive. would have to be a specific kind of man for that. i think...
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>>63535916
You just need to get trained for it. Find a nice boy with a thick cock to whisper in your ear while he stretches you.
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>>63535916
You can just give a bj instead.
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>>63535777
>>63535953
im not sure if i could really satisfy someone as a top. i would try but i feel like it wouldnt be that enjoyabe outside of the novelty
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>>63536080
Please dont make my dick twitch like that I have work to finish tonight
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>>63536080
Yea know it sounds painful as fuck. :/

I want to do the same to a boy tho. But never will Because I am a Manlet
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>>63534663
>Older bros, is it over for us...?
Might as well be. I only attract zoomer g*rls and sometimes boys. I just want a bf in his 20's or older REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63536404
if being a manlet is your only problem you will be just fine
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>>63536286

every guy is equipped to be a good top. Its basically what you instinctually do, fuck things.
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>>63535828
Cheers la
Yeah deadlifts are good, don't worry about walking moves honestly. Even if you just did the 5 compound lifts you'll look great in 6 months no problem.
Sort out calories, get pretty much a 1 in, 1 out policy. Might be 2400kal-2700kal depending on how big you are.
At least 100g protein a day too. Stick a bit of cardio in as well.
Pretty basic but 100% effective formula to looking athletic. Small bit of muscle will fill your t-shirts.
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>>63521085
But there will be shit on my fingers then.
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>>63536559

look up how to clean your butt and or wear a glove/finger condom.

Clean anal is possible but it takes work.
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>>63536509
>I only attract zoomer g*rls and sometimes boys.
How the fuck do you do that?
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>tfw no bf that isn't a disgusting normalfag
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>>63529210
who is flan and why is he not allowed?
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>>63536577
>Clean anal is possible but it takes work
It should only ever be clean otherwise it's just a fucking scat fetish.
It should never not be clean.
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>>63536595
I have no clue. I don't get it. When I was younger I couldn't attract anyone my own age and I still can't now that I'm older
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>>63536360
I can do a lot more than just that anon ;)
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>>63536623

when you're starting out and haven't mastered the cleaning process a little dirtiness is okay.

You're fucking an asshole, not a vagina. Some poop is going to happen. You can wash it off.
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I ordered two helium tanks from Amazon they should arrive next week I think.

I am gonna watch the LOTR series and order sushi, listen to vangelis
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>>63536716

they put oxygen in the tanks now if you're planning on an exit bag.
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>>63536767
Heartless bastards. They may as well not sell the tanks in the first place.
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>>63536714
>So this does nothing for you guys?
no it does something; gross me out kek
his cock is nice though
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>>63534497
I just got hired myself. Finally on a job I might not kill myself
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>>63536781

people use them for balloons mainly. Though it could also be that Helium is getting more rare an expensive they're mixing in other gasses to save money.
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>>63536714
it actively repulses me
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>>63536714

why do roasties even do anal? They have an organ literally designed to take cock at a moment's notice.
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>>63536534
im not physically unable. it would be some nice vanilla sex only. i guess it wouldnt be that bad. the problem is i would not be interested in having sex as often.
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>>63536767
Is this actually true? How do they know That?
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>>63536628
Bizarre, but I can kind of relate. I only ever attract g*rls. Finishing law school now and did a mock trial. They went nuts over the closing argument, to the point the Judge said "Well we know what the jury thinks about Mr. Anon's argument... at least what the w*men think." Can't seem to get my own target audience.
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>>63536907

I've heard it said around here. I don't even know if its enough to keep you alive and functional or just enough to keep you alive but make you a vegetable.
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>>63536960
I mainly attract straight guys who are a bit caring and over protective of me and tell me if only I was a woman they would have married me by now
I know it's meant to be a compliment but it just hurts.
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>>63536673
You can help me with my stretches later, it'll be a good reward for if I get all my work done
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>>63520855
>when your ass is full of lube and all slippery and gaping just like a pussy

God I fucking love that feeling
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>>63536960
>"Well we know what the jury thinks about Mr. Anon's argument... at least what the w*men think."
While that had me laugh I'm aware of how the feeling sucks when you can't attract the people you like. You could still make it, anon. Maybe any guys that liked you were just shy and it's not as ""acceptable"" for them to swoon over men.
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>>63536960

sad to think that a person's life may hang on the ability of a lawyer to make female jurors panties wet.
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>>63536535
based. thanks. i just did a bit of lifting, which means im on two weeks of essentially consecutive non stop lifting, which frankly is an ATH or just days shy of it maybe. i just want muscle mass(as opposed to getting /fit/), partly because i want to feel a bit more manly but mostly because i feel bad being sedentary and being exhausted makes me feel good but im not getting a job kek
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>>63536881
For the same reason I like getting fucked I'd assume, because it's degrading, submissive, you use parts of your body not meant for this to give someone pleasure, like they selfishly use your hole for their own pleasure, it's so hot.
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>>63537042
>when you change position and he slides back in and it goes DEEPER than before and you go OH
I love the feeling of a man's weight on top of me and him pushing himself around deep inside
Fuck you now I'm horny yet again, fucks sake
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>>63537076
>you use parts of your body not meant for this to give someone pleasure
ultimately you're just getting off on your perversion of nature, which must be the least valid reason to like anal; and more so than anything a sign of the times
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>>63537015
Look on the bright side, if artificial wombs ever become a thing you might be able to snag one of them.
>>63537044
Oh, for sure. Huge confidence boost that I'm not human garbage. Haven't had a date in three years so seeing anyone noticeably attracted to me was nice.
>>63537063
I may be cynical, but imo 90% of whether someone gets convicted is whether the jury likes them. Clerked for a judge, saw a guy walk on a murder charge because the jury liked him so much that they imagined there must have been a third, unknown person who did it. Defense didn't argue that, evidence didn't support it. They just liked him, so bam, innocent.
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>>63537063
ive been having a lot of thinks over the nature of law and lawyers and whether sophistry is really something we should accept into society. my rock and a hard place is that it leads to things like pilpul and the ascension of con men, but its also kind of what makes man human as separate from animals in an intellectual sense

but yea i hate w*men kek
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>>63537179
>I may be cynical, but imo 90% of whether someone gets convicted is whether the jury likes them.
is that even cynical? i mean this is why lawyers make character arguments right? and why they try to get their clients in suits? (because if they look like a criminal the jury will be prejudiced) i was reading the other day pics from a book written in like 1961 or something about using mass media to coax prejudice from the population; talking about studies how seeing media from a certain perspective can make or break somebodies prejudice

which is ultimately the art of sophistry which law is the grandchild of. you just take control of the perception of the jury and make them see it from the point of view which favors your client (which is why it ought not be called justice frankly)

i assumed this was always taught in law school kek. i guess only Jewish ones desu
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>>63520855
>>63537042
>>63537120
do bottoms really...?
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>>63537351
I wouldn't know I'm a KHHV. Once I get a bf I can confirm or deny.
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>>63537375
KHHV > being a whore
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>>63537343
I mean cynical when compared to the general population. Otherwise it's just legal realism, which most lawyers now adhere to as a philosophy. Law school doesn't teach you much besides the use of a particular vocabulary, and irreparable damage to your psyche.
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>>63537395

you know there can be a middle ground between KHHV and complete whore right?
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>tfw no KHHV bf that lets me touch his hand with my fingers
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>>63536907

They cut it with oxygen because pure helium is expensive, not because of exit bags.

https://pubs.usgs.gov/periodicals/mcs2020/mcs2020-helium.pdf
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>>63537438
yeah. i was just saying the three post tagged here >>63537351 look like they're from whores
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>>63537395
well get me a bf soon or i might go and become a whore
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>tfw gay voice
How hard do you think I have to strangle myself to permanently damage my vocal chords.
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>>63537501
dont do it anon, its not worth it! you need to be a virgin for your future pure virgin bf <3
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>realize i might not be that ugly
>getting bored of staying inside
>just got a car
>just turned 28 years old
bros.. i might just make it... now i just need to get the courage to do it before my depression comes back
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>>63537591
Can you vacroo that for us?
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>>63537591
Probably pretty hard. How hard have you been strangling yourself?
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>>63537591

How gay we talkin? Like, if you spoke to me directly would I be able to tell immediately that you sucked cocks like a lispy highschool drama faggot?
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>>63537650
well where is he? im going to be old soon
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>>63537591
How does it sound gay?
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>>63537591
are you mostly only around wimin? like if you only live with your mom or sisters or something supposedly the gay voice is a product of consciously or unconsciously taking on the traits of women. i myself have a slight gay voice unless im speaking very directly, i dont know what to really do to negate it either. its not that bad, i dont think very many people in my life see it as a gay voice, its not that noticeable; but i hate it a lot
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>>63537737

I live and grew up with only my mother and I have a raspy manly voice.
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>>63537710
he will come hes ready, you just need to keep yourself in the dating pool! theirs love for everyone anon!
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>>63537755
>live and grew up with only my mother
that'll do it
>and I have a raspy manly voice.
doesn't sound too bad, are you sure its that noticeable or just you hyper fixating on it?
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>>63537699
No.
>>63537701
Not too hard.
I tied a belt around my neck and my door handle. Then I leaned forward. I stopped doing that, though, cause I was afraid of dying and then people bullying me post-mortem for autoerotic asphyxiation. Tb h, that's probably less gay than the real reason.
Anyway, my voice was sore for a couple days but then went back to normal.
>>63537706
>>63537734
Not gay at all, actually.
I don't sound gay. I sound like a woman.
Gay voice would be better. At least gays can be identified as male on the phone.
>>63537737
I didn't have any friends growing up so I wasn't around a lot of guys. I still don't have any...
My parents were always working.
I don't think it's that.

What's gay about yours? You could just try changing your intonation. The stereotypical gay voice - swish - got its name because it sounds like your voice is "sashaying."
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>>63536881
>that image
>anal
dude barely even had an inch in
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>>63537591
i tihnk its cute desu
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>>63537873

>I was afraid of dying and then people bullying me post-mortem for autoerotic asphyxiation.
>I don't sound gay. I sound like a woman.

You're adorable anon, don't change, not even a little bit.
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>Tfw you will forever be minority in a white country

I once changed my ethnic name to a white one and I got like 50% more matches on average :')
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>>63537873
>At least gays can be identified as male on the phone.
lol, a friend of mine had that happen to him multiple times
same as one of my profs
they both have gayish soft voices irl (and I love them), the problem is that phones deform your voice and make the misgendering likelier to happen
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>>63537972
What country and what minority group?
>no femmes, no fats, no spice, no rice, no blacks
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>>63537912
It's not. It's emotionally distressing. >>63537915
I want to change everything about me.
I hate myself more than anything.
>>63538035
It's the worse feeling when you're a teen. It's the last thing a teen needs to hear.
Now imagine it happening well into your twenties.
Kill me.
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>>63538047
Europe and I am quarter Lebanese and quarter Turkish, half White
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>>63537802
i hope its true...
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>>63537873
>I didn't have any friends growing up so I wasn't around a lot of guys. I still don't have any...
neither do i desu
>What's gay about yours? You could just try changing your intonation.
that's pretty much what it is, just when i talk sometimes my voice is slightly askew. i have a habit of talking in a higher pitch than my default talking voice which is thankfully quite deep. i just need to break my habit of going to what i can only describe is a narrow, askew, version of my voice. its hard to explain. imagine a gay voice for the word "uhm" my voice is like 5% as gay as that when i slip into it, which isn't very often
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>>63538069
>It's the worse feeling when you're a teen. It's the last thing a teen needs to hear.
>Now imagine it happening well into your twenties.
As I said, that happens to one of my profs, and he is 40+.
Could you explain why exactly that bothers you?
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>>63538069

>Kill me

No, Big Bro will protect you instead.
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>>63538078
i wish you the most unpleasant existence possible. maybe you should date in your own dating pool, faggot retard
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>>63538143
my dude, this is quite pathetic even for r9gay standards
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>>63538143
>your own dating pool

Yea there are so many half turkish gays roaming around my block niggerfaggot
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Im going to post a comfy cyoa i think about a lot
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I like to think about bringing a boy and spending eternity with him in here
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Last page. If any if you want to, post your builds.
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>>63538259
nothing actually makes me mad like a fucking ugly parasite looking for sympathy because hes a cockroach. i dont care what anyone thinks, these people waste good oxygen which could've been better spent on humans.
>>63538265
>Yea there are so many half turkish gays roaming around my block
you have an entire Asia minor you fucking retard.
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Going on a date with a normalfag. He has dozens and dozens of friends, he is social, extroverted and high status etc.

I am an autistic CS student, and ig greatly exadurated myself in the chat welp

What should I do j have never been to a date
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>>63538340
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
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>>63538357
cry harder maybe somebody will give a shit.
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>>63538342
step 1. find somewhere that people might fucking know the answer to you question and ask them
step 2. close this thread and keep it closed
oh, but you don't want an answer, you want to show off that you got a date, go fuck yourself
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>>63538276
>>63538297
>>63538325
what is this? also pls fix the 3rd pics filename to be uniform with the rest ty
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>>63538340
Youre literally a faggot who takes dick up in his arse youre just as much hated as he is in general
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>>63522580
That hit me hard senpai. I live with that curse too.
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>>63538276
>>63538297
>>63538325
locket, time continues, mountain lake and a small cozy house. dont care about the rest and i don't want villagers or anything like that.
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>>63538340
damn niggy, your butt is supposed to hurt from rough anal sex, not from hysterical seething on 4channel
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>24
>already starting to feel my beauty and youth slowly fading away

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME MOMMY
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>>63538402
Its a choose your own adventure. You can find threads daily on /tg/. You choose options to make a build. Also i saved the 3rd one like 2 years later than the other two because it got an update.
>>63538439
The indoor features are extremely comfy, i would at least take a look at them.
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>>63538478
I am feeling that since 19
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>>63538416
>Youre literally a faggot
true
>who takes dick up in his arse
not true
>youre just as much hated as he is in general
why do i care? "hes discriminated against! solidarity bro!!" id sooner be burnt alive by neo nazis than see a shitshkin on my forefathers land; if you have a problem with that, then youre entirely oblivious to as to why you even exist
>>63538457
>le quip
kek this is reddit.com at this point
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I have a bunch of cyoa saved if anyone wants a specific feel. I want to make other anons feel cozy.
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How do I listen to baroque music without feeling like a pretentious turbofaggot?
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>>63538478
>>63538485
Just cover your faces in pancake makeup and wear powdered wigs
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>>63538523
its not possible, doing nice things always makes you feel pretentious, i mostly just dont tell anyone and limit the feeling as much as i can
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This kills the /r9gay/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnlNa6pu9ZM
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>>63538498
>kek this is reddit.com at this point
I guess it is, and you mistook this thread for r/the_donald

>>63538523
By enjoying it.
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>>63538549
Only the prisongay of r9gay
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>>63538549
I'm a cute twink and femboy, where's my bf?
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>>63538549
not watching it, im not attracted to femboys
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>>63538572
>r/the_donald
mfw not hating my race makes me a le racist trump supporter
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>>63538587
right here babe
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>>63538610
I go on /pol/ too but keep the shit there. Hating nogs is universal for 4chan but everything else stays there.
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>>63538480
>indoor features
bedroom, 5
bathroom, 1 3 4
kitchen, 5
conservatory, 3

everything else seems too big or has an ai doing stuff. not comfy at all.
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>>63538613
Even if I'm blonde?
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>>63538610
You don't have to hate your race to not be a hysterical sperg, you know. Take your meds already.
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>>63538656
>Not using the game room to make perfect vr worlds
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new rthread here
>>63538751
>>63538751
it's dumb i know
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>>63538662
>Even if I'm blonde?
yeah ofc
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>>63538683
i dont need perfect vr worlds if i have all that other stuff and a bf to share it with...
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>>63538297

>continues
>invisible wall
>Lowland lake/subterainian
>space x2,, extra enviro, crazy plants, fauna, village

>bathroom, 1, 3, 5
>living room, 1, 2, 4
>spa, 2, 4, 1
>study, 1, 5, 3
>gym, 2, 4, 1
>game room, , 1, 4, 5
>hobby room, 2, 5, 3
>conservatory, 4, 5, 1

>mythical races
>future
>high magic

>games, festivals, food/drink, education, custom- adventuring ,history
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>>63538531
>tfw no victorian noble bf
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>>63538641
>I go on /pol/ too but keep the shit there. Hating nogs is universal for 4chan but everything else stays there.
perfectly acceptable for a man to call out another man. he wants to be a parasite and see no repercussions, but nobody has that right. and the idea that i should go on and be civil for the sake of it is asinine. that's like somebody saying they collect photos of 5 y/o boys for masturbation material and wanting people to simply be civil as pedophilia is just another sexuality. nobody can argue that Muslims belong in Christendom. nobody can argue a bunch of Semitic peoples should be in Ireland, England, or Germany, because these are lands with native inhabitants and shouldn't be full of foreigners. that's like saying Indians should move to japan by the millions; the thought of which should make a rational human uncomfortable.
>that burke quote everyone likes to quote
something something all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to stand by and do nothing
you cannot argue the genocide of European peoples which this man is apart of is anything short of evil. something i resent most about the boomers in my life including my parents is their insistence that nothing be done, that things will simply workout. well today i did my part, i lifted and laughed at a shitskin in a /r9gay/ thread
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>>63538681
>You don't have to hate your race to not be a hysterical sperg, you know.
its hard not be desu
>Take your meds already.
even if i had meds im far too schizo for that now
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>>63538879
He's gay, he won't breed and "genocide" Europeans, lmao, you should literally celebrate and support the spread faggotry among non-whites.

>>63538906
>im far too schizo for that now
That much is clear.
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>>63538879
Holy fuck that wall of text just go back
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have a gay foot, much love cuties
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>>63539123
cute foot!
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>>63539235
thank you sweetheart



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