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Let's see who is the biggest incel here (virgins don't count)

>Your age
>last time you had sex

>33
>6 years and 5 months ago
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>>64088399
>36
>never you fucking fag
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>>64088399
>50+ bc
>28
>3 years ago
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>>64088399
>27
>its been 9 days short of a year since i last had sex
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why dont more people use chadfish.net
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>>64088399
>25
>Dec 2017
I broke up with her
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>>64088399
>22
>1 year and 6 months
I am so horny all of the time
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>>64088399
>28
>Last Night

I know I'm not an incel i just wanted to compare myself to others.
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>>64088467
>I broke up with her
Was it worth it?
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>>64088491
Yes. I came to the realization that my personality is not compatible with a close relationship with women. I'd still fuck women but I am not actively chasing anymore since that day
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>>64088399
>26
>April 2015

It's been awhile anons
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>>64088479
>25
>last night as well

I missed out in teenage love though, so I'll always carry a bitter incel heart inside me.
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>25
>Ten years ago
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33
last night

I did go about 5 years at one point in my 20's though.
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>>64088399
40
6 months ago. She was so fat and so gross....
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>21

>2 months ago with a hooker it was a horrible experience
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>20
>New years

About to have a threesome with two 18 year old chicks now on Saturday. Not a bot, but just lurking this board. Later virgins
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>>64088399
>Your age
24
>last time you had sex
18 years ago
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>>64088799
Go back to lurking then fag
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>>64088812
Now just one minute
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>>64088399
>24
>never
You're not an incel.
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>>64088399
>23
>only had sex once when I was 18, its been 5 years and 4 months
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>>64088812
Hold the fuck up now...
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>>64088812
uh wait uh
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>>64088888
>Based quints wasted on a normalfag humblebragging about having sex
How did we stoop so low
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>>64088399
>Your age
28
>last time you had sex
23 years ago.
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>40
>6 months ago
>lost virginity at 39
>sex with 3 landwhales and 29 escorts
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>>64088399
>30
>what is this "sex" everyone is talking about?
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>>64088957
>32
>2 years ago
>50+ escors, 25-30+ first dates, 0 second dates, 0 kisses, 0 hugs
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>>64088399
>25
>last week

meh
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>>64088399
>28
>probably oct 2019
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never ever nigger
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>even incels have had sex
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>>64088399
>25
didn't even touch mom's, got out through C-section
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>>64089159
Get yourself a shitty and questionable babysitter when you're of single digit age. It's that easy.
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>>64088399
My age
>20
Last time I've had sex
>Never
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>thread full of normalfaggots
fuck off you retarded nigger faggots
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>>64088399
>18
>I hope someday :(
I hate woman so much.
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>>64089921
A friendly girl that I managed to met already fucked with 4 guys. By my age. How the fuck is this fair.
>also, "women"
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>69
>1 minute ago
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31
never. hopefully soon. somehow
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>biggest incel
>had sex
???
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>>64088399
If you're not a virgin, you're not an incel. Simple as. A normie who didn't have sex during the coronavirus isn't an incel, faggot.
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>>64089921
I would kill to be 18 again. You still have hormones pumping through your body and can find young love. Do not waste the next two years. I'm 26 years old and filled with regret for missing out on teenage love.
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>>64090777
I understand this, but where the fuck are they at? And how do you approach them? At this point (After finishing high school talking to my computer screen) women sound like mystical creatures to me.
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40
a year ago
could have had a couple in the meantime, but am somewhat picky
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>>64090930
Your generation got fucked hard by covid, but that actually creates some new opportunities for you. Alot of women your age will be more desperate. Start hitting tinder/hinge, hinge especially is alot easier to find relationships on. If you are going to college in the fall, make sure to talk to alot of people the first few weeks. I and many others got fucked up hard by not being social the first few weeks of college. That is where alot of friendships/relationships are made.
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>>64090993
I'm not from the USA. Living in Brazil is like torture. Women expect you to be white and have some amount of money (I have neither of those, I'm pretty much a broke mexican look a like). I fucked up to go to college, the way the system works here is miserable. Do you have any tips in what other things women in general like or dislike? I don't want to commit suicide and as a virgin.
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28
today
fembot btw
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>>64091110
there are no women in /r9k/
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>23
>Week and a half, two weeks ago?
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>>64088399
>23
>not a single time at any point of my life
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>wizard
>wizard
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>>64088399
well i don't really know my age
every time i masturbate
i have a fuckton cum inside my slut arse
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>>64088399
why've you got upholstery vinyl on your wall ?
and i had a fuckton of chocolate and cheetos for brreakfast
*BURPS*
coffee ?
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i'm evil on lots of chocolate
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as someone is *squawking* heavily outside my bedroom window as i sit here naked, with ugg slippers and my heater on that i can't afford to use anymore
i have itty bitty little titties
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>>64088399
haven't used my black sheets in a while
and why do they give you that weird holey stuff behind your bed there ?
whatcha studying ?
i can't help you because i fucking hate studying
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>>64088399
36
this morning
>> Here for the lulz.
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>>64088399
>20 nearly 21
>3 years ago
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>>64088399
>20
>never
It's over
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Fembot here, currently fucking while phoneposting, sorry dude your kind of boring lol
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>>64088399
Incels are only virgins; this post makes simply no sense at all. Go fuck yourself OP.
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I turn 29 tomorrow, and I'm a khhv still. I should give up hope but it's like a creeping poison that lingers in my subconscious.
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>>64088399
>29
>10 years and 9 months ago
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>>29
>>10 years ago

I dont get out much
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>>64088399
>29 going on 30
>22
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>>64092591
I should note that I paid for it btw. Also, nice combo of 29 yr olds. Let's keep it going.
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>>64091109
>brazil
How hot are the women. And is it really that dangerous?
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>18
>never fag
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>>64088399
>23
>never penetrative or oral
>last time I played with titties or was touched was Dec. 12, 2019
I hate being a cyborg, I used to be a pure robot and life was predictable.
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>27
>7 months ago
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I nver actually had sex, but a girl invited me to her house when her family was away for a few hours. I said no. She then invited someone else over and fucked him. That was in 1989. I was 14 at the time.

The was the last chance I had at sex..
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>>64088399
>27
>never
>never even kissed, held hands, went on a date, etc.
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26
4 days ago

it was nice
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>>64088399
>30
>tuesday. twice with gf
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>27
>Like 2 and a half years ago
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>>64088399
26

I have never had sex or kissed a girl or spoken to one after 9th grade (I got rejected)
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31
Seven weeks ago

My wife left me one day later. It is gonna be a long time before I get any again.
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>>64088399
>28
>about 6 months ago with my soon to be ex wife.
>she moved out in February
>seeing all the mistakes I made in our marriage feelsbadman
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>>64090034
Virgin does not equal celibacy. They can both be true but are not mutually exclusive.
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>>64088399
20
3 years ago
About to smash a legal qt
Best thing is shes not a blown out whore with a body count of 0 despite being alt and hot as fuck. She was a lesbian before we started talking
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>>64093474
Damn that bad haha.....ahhh.... I feel you bro my wife left me a few weeks after our final time.
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>>64088812
pause for a brief length of time
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>>64088399
>20
>Never

You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment is we not original
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>>64088399
20
never
origam
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>>64088812
[everyone disliked that]
real bruh moment
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>>64088399
Just turned 34.
It has been at least 10 years now, probably more like 12, since I've had sex.
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>>64088399
>23
>I was 16.
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>>64088399
>20
>March
Was with my first and only gf. Had sex with her 3 times before she dumped me. Shit sucked.
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>>64094534
But how are you "involuntary" (as in others will not give you a chance to have sex) celibate if you've clearly had sexual contact (meaning other people have given you the chance to have sex) before? The premise makes no sense to me
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>>64088663
>33
>4 days ago

I feel you. All those lonely nights fantasizing about my high school crushes while they were fucking Chad. I didn't even lose my virginity until 26. Currently dating the second girl that I've fucked.
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>>64088399
>sex
Everyone itt needs to fucking leave please, if you've even ever kissed someone you're not a robot
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22
Never
Why the fuck are you faggots even on this board
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>>64095163
This line of reasoning reminds me of when I had issues reading as a kid and almost repeated 1st grade. One day during class I remember a smart kid going up to the teacher's desk and asking if he spelled a word correctly. I thought, "If he knows how to read, why does he need to ask the teacher?"
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>24
>wednesday
Been a virgin for 24 years, decided to finally get fucking laid, got myself an escort this and last week once
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>>64088399
>19
>2 weeks ago

Nigga, how the fuck is that not original?
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>all those virgins getting mad that some 30 year old dude had sex years ago
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>>64088399
>23
>never
I regret the lack of intimacy more than the lack of sex.
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>>64088399
>19
>October 2020
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>18
>never ever
It's over
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>>64095163
It makes no sense to you because you have mental issues.
You are mentall ill.
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>29
>2 years ago
Sex by itself doesnt give me motivation to find a woman again. I must feel love like that last time...well here come the memories once more *sigh
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27
Last night
Get married chuds. You'll get unlimited sex.
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>>64095981
haha nice one
just wait for the kids
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>Get married chuds. You'll get unlimited sex.

just wait for the divorce
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>>64092009
If you had it once with a hoe for money years ago and it wasn't even good, then it doesn't really change anything. Imo only regular sex counts. If you have it like at least 3 times a week for at least few months then you can say you have sex.
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>20
>Week or 2 ago?
My period is extremely heavy and lasts around 2 weeks out of the month, so I only really have sex half of the month.
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>>64095298
yea, fuckin normies.
>24
>never
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>>64088399
>35
>Last night with my wife. Also felt up a coworker Ive got a casual thing with about twenty minutes ago.
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>>64088812
Bruuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wwuttt?
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>>64088399
>28
>early 20s
I just want someone to be cute with and eat tendies together but all I meet is normies and thots
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UH, ALL THE SEXHAVERS OR NORMALFAGS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE ITS FOR ROBOT AUTISTS ONLY
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>>64088399
21
yesterday


fuck you losers i'm outta here
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>>64088399
>28
>4 1/2 years ago
>original post, wow this is a great post!
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19
Idk dude, maybe 7 months. I only have had sex with hookers and men that I wish would have been women because I was a desperate fuck willing to fuck most about anything.
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>>64088399
I can't beat you because you are me.
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Where the fuck are jannies at? Do your job and delete this thread and ban all non virgins indefinitely posthaste, please
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>>64088399
>26
>Never

GTFO AND NEVER RETURN
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>>64097579
>thinking jannies give a shit
>thinking inceldom is a rule and not just a made up rule robots tried to self-impose without success
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>19
>never
i only have 11 years left to wizarddom.
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>>64088399
>21 almost 22
>6 years ago
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>25
>9 months, 2 weeks and 2 days ago (289 days)
>with an escort, she was my first time, and the last since then
>but I went to an erotic massause about 4 weeks ago, she gave me a blowjob
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>>64088399
>19
>6 years ago
raped
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>>64093474
It doesn't have to be that long. Took two months between me and my wife separating and me getting a girl into bed. I had a girlfriend before the divorce was finalised.
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>>64088399
20 years old
Never done the sex
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>>64095981
>Get married chuds. You'll get unlimited sex
If someone gave you a free bar, sooner or later the kegs will run dry.
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>>64089457
Same here bro :(
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>>64088399
>23
>never

This is not an original comment, apparently
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>23
>yesterday
lately I do it only once a week
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>>64090034
going without sex as a nonvirgin IS harder tho.
A drug addict knows how fucking good meth and heroin is, normie virgins who have never tasted it can only imagine it, they still have a chance to avoid taking the plunge
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>>64099104
yeah I'm so used to having sex and getting blowjobs weekly that if I were to break up with my gf and go for few months without sex I might go insane
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>28
>Virgin

It ain't never gonna happen, bro. I wish I could get
over the attraction I have for women. I don't actually
like talking to them, I just feel a certain way when I
see them.



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