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Bathtime edition.

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first for keep it clean in here boys
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>>64656720
stfu u arse tickling fairies go grab a beer its hot outside
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anyone else tipsy? :3
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>don't have feelings for gay friend
>get jealous that he gives attention to other gay boys
??????
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when is it finally going to be my turn to die.....
im tired of being left behind.....
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>tfw no gayboy who gives me attention
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I keep screaming but god doesnt hear me
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PFFFFMWFOOOOO WOOOOW EEEEE PWFFF FFFFHHFFFFHHFHF HAAA HAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>64657059
bless you, i guess?
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life is so unfair. im glad this shit ends soon
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check pwease
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The Gods look after us
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>>64657464
yeah, mostly to laugh
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>>64657485
The Gods are not affected by human-like emotions
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>>64657498
i guess that explains why everything is so miserable
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>tfw your entire life is one big cringe compilation with no good things at all.
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>>64657536
For miserable atheists
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Overwhealming depression itt
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>>64657593
how am i supposed to be spiritual when its like this?
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>>64657661
The answer is all around you
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>>64657596
more like.... overwhelming cuteness haha
im running on empty -.-
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>tfw brmonkey's comments about being a bitter incel who's only aversion to is sex is because I can't get any, really struck home.
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All posters ITT are required to refer to me as Mr. Anonymous. No wait. Dr. Anon. I will also accept a respectful "sir."

Daddy and master however are disallowed. I have spoken.
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>>64657677
they keep it hidden? are you sure comedy isnt their specialty?
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>>64657731
k, daddy
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>>64657731
shut the fuck up, Master Daddy
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>>64657731
shut the fuck up retardor
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>>64657737
The Gods do not indulge in menial activities, they're immutable and eternally exercising providence over the universe
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>tfw no bf who holds my hands while fucking me missionary then passionately kisses me as he pumps his hot load into me
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If you go around calling others "daddy" you should reconsider your life choices
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>>64657755
>>64657771
>>64657776
pic related: you serving at my feet
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>>64657887
that is a girl anon
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If you thought monotheists are dumb wait till you meet polytheists
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>>64657909
you don't know that, dog
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Do religious people who follow different religions ever have "my god is better than your god" retard fights?
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>>64657944
yes i do. that one is a girl too. you know i can check that easily
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>heat, humidity and haze combine to create a fucking hellish day at solar noon
>want to go to the beach despite the mild haze.
>beaches are closed still because of the coof.
fuck everything right now.
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Why are his feet so hot?
and why does he feel the need to paint his toes
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nice hands>>>nice feet
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am bored, guess i'll just lay down and do... whatever, idk
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>can't go to a tropical vacation because money and the pooh flu
>pick up a couple of hibiscus hair ornaments
>now look like a cabin boy
Okay so maybe summer isn't /that/ awful.
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>tfw no cabin boy bf
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>>64658255
I'm kinda tan (usually very pale) have shoulder length hair (got it cut a bit a while back) and apparently I don't look half bad with a hibiscus flower in my hair, huh.
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>>64657957
Only abrahamic believers
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maybe i need to find a simple normalfag bf. i doubt anyone else will even genuinely care about me. now i just need to learn how to suppress my mental illness
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>>64658350
>normalfag bf.
don't do it anon.
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>tfw legit look hideous no matter what. I don't even think the most normal of normal niggers would fug me.
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im scared to know what most of you look like irl
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>>64658474

probably most of us are pretty cute, but with some ugly bastards thrown in, like me.
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>>64658373
yeah... they probably wouldnt be able to deal with me anyways. i just want to meet someone who actually likes me and so far it seems certain types of normalfags might be the highest chance
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>>64658301
You sound like prime himbo material, dear.
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>>64658474
A prime heartthrob for daddy issues.
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>tfw no pyro bf
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>>64658562
Maybe, I'm a bit chubby (working on losing weight) and a bit scruffy. I can be both very intelligent and stupid at the same time.
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need to create good memories so i can stop thinking about my old memories
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>tfw 31 years old pale, skinnyfat, balding with long hair in the back, unkempt unruly and uneven, crooked yellowed teeth, no chin or jawline, no muscles hardly at all. Lazy, neet, leech off mom, hardly do my share of housework (only when she bitches too much), massive sperg, rude, like to interrupt, no indoor voice, horrible adhd, edgy, former fedora atheist, pseudo-intellectual with surface level knowledge only, like to make myself sound smart.

Those are all my flaws and I'm probably leaving some out, let's face it I don't deserve anyone.
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>>64659069
>no indoor voice
this is the worst part. what is wrong with you? storyanon?
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>>64656720
>tfw the cocklust is back
originally, of course
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>>64659159

yep its me. The no indoor voice thing is real, my mom has hearing problems so I have to shout a lot. This means my normal volume is basically shouting and I forget to tone it down.
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>>64659330
i guess that isnt so bad then. how is the hair uneven? do you cut it yourself or something?
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>>64659405

my mom trims it every few months but she doesn't do a very good job. I haven't had a proper haircut in 10+ years. Its pretty much stopped growing because of all the split ends.
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tfw none of this
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>>64656720
>tfw no bf that wears bathing shorts when I help him bathe because he's tired
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>tf no pagan bf
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>>64659494

I larped as a wiccan in HS? Does that count?
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>>64659425
you can just shave it and get rid of the split ends. i havent had someone else cut my hair since i was like 12 years old
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>tfw closet pagan
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>>64659496
wiccas are extremely cringe and their cult is new age so no
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>>64659498

I'm not quite ready to go bald yet. I don't have any clippers, she just uses regular scissors.
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my life was already going downhill before i was even 10 years old
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>>64659554
you dont have to go bald just cut most of it off. how long is it?
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>>64659702

past my shoulders. I'm afaird if I cut it it won;t grow back due to the balding. I like long hair because when I was under 18 she and my grandparents made me keep it very short.
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How are the other brit boys coping with this extreme heat!
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>>64659851

>extreme heat

for brits what is that? like 80F? I don't you euros can't stand the heat and don't have A/C.
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>>64659869
Our houses are built for insulation over anything
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>>64659760
whats the longest its been? my mom is the opposite she gets mad when i cut my hair. sorry youre balding...
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I wish I lived somewhere like britain.
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>>64659910
Why would you wish for that? Where do you live now?
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What was your gay awakening?
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i dont even care what country i live in as long as there is mountains
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>>64659888

this is about the longest, she hasn't cut it in a while. It's really fine and stringy hair. Feels okay when its just washed but becomes a greasy mess shortly afterward.

My mom and grandparents were absolute, I HAD to have short hair, because their kid wasn't a fag and fags had long hair. I wasn't allowed to dye it black during my emo phase either.
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>tfw no bf that looks just like the boy reading this
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>>64659869
>80F
please learn proper units of measurement
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>>64659927
a godamn furry comic
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>>64659944

you are so cucked that you don't even use the system you created.
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what exercises should I do to get rid of my butt dimples? I have messed up knees so I can't do squats
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>>64659921
I live in new york and it's just a lot of snow with nothing around for hundreds of miles.
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>>64659952
the fuck do you even mean
honestly, I have no idea what you're trying to say
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>>64659966
I'll take you around the British isles anon!

We can even go explore my bed
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>>64659984

its called the imperial system because it originated in the British empire. Unless you're mainland euro, in which case metric is your system.
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i always try to use the measurments the person im talking to uses so they dont cry about it and for their convience. maybe im cucked
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>>64660024
I am mainland euro.
100% metric here. Literally better in every way.
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>>64660025
I just let the person convert. It's easy to get an approximate in your head and if you really want exacts then you can google it
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>>64660012
Aren't the isles collectively known as the UK? I don't really know. I've met a lot of cute brit boys though.

You're in your bed already aren't you?
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>>64659940
that sucks. im guessing they didnt just police your hair?
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>>64660066
I wish, but its way too hot at the moment. I'm going to try again later when its cooled down.

Are you trying to tell me you're also in bed, anon?
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>>64660067

My grandfather would physically drag me to the car and drive me to the barber himself. I was very skinny then and even as an old man could easily manhandle me. They did it for a short while after I turned 18, until I finally put my foot down and told them they couldn't do that any more.
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>>64660052
it doesnt take much work and i dont have to see people complain. ive already memorised the common ones i use anyways
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>>64660073
It's only 25c here so I'm very comfortable with the fan on, but I could be in bed in 30 seconds flat.
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>>64659942
Awww! Got me!
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>>64660121
Are you going to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
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>>64660140
Hello, how are you doing today anon?
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>>64660093
your grandfather military or something? ive met a few of them who make comments on hair. your mom doesnt care about it being long anymore?
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>>64660121

that's 77f and only a few below the temp here in ohio. Not to bad.
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>>64660163

He was, Korean war vet and bronze star/purple heart winner. then worked at a steel mill and kept very fit until the day he died at 88.

She doesn't like it but she's given up bitching up about it now that there more important things like me being a lazy neet. Now its just become the norm.
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>tfw no bf that would practically be naked around me in this 90F/32C """"heat""""
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nice weather today here. my room gets cold so i dont care that its a bit warm outside
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>>64660225
If you don't mind hairy dudes, I'd be down.
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>>64660207
i wonder why military people are like that. have you got a plan to escape from working yet?
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>>64660268
I like hairy guys to be honest. What color is your hair anyway? Just curious about it
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>>64660288

It was just the culture of his day, ironically enough he wasn't /that/ homophobic, had said they deserve rights and stuff just he didn't want his grandson to be one. Basically nimby.
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>>64660326
i dont know if thats better or worse really
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>>64660323
Brownish, not super dark but kinda. Otherwise I'm pretty pale when I'm not tan.
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>>64660356
That sounds nice to me anon. How hot is it where you're at?
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>>64660377
It hit 90F today but most people are inside because of the haze.
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>>64660351

I'm not sure either, grandmother was more outwardly homophobic, basically wanted us all dead. Mom is more mellow and thinks we're 'misguided and possessed by demons that make them think they're gay.'

As for getting out of working, I don't think that's possible. Neetbux would give us enough for us both to live off of and keep the house we're in.
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>>64660394
It's about the same here, or so my computer tells me. It went down to 88 within the past few minutes though.
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>>64658085
Horrible taste anon. You should really be ashamed of yourself :(
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>>64660395
very sad. my dad was a little homophobic, but thats not really why he didnt like me. i dont remember if you ever said if you were openly gay or not. are you able to get neetbux?
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>>64660507

nope, in the closet. Coming out would finally get me kicked out I believe.

I would have to see but considering my tendencies I might. and I could always follow uncle remus' guide. Still wouldn't be enough though and my mother would be thoroughly displeased.
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>tfw Dad told me to tell my brother (who is visiting us since first time pre-covid) tomorrow that I am gay
>tfw have already came out to parents but super nervous about coming out to my brother who helped raise me

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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> you will never go back to 2008 and playfully wrestle a coretwink into submission while listening to suicide season for the first time
feels bad man
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>>64660614
I know this is unrelated, but can I pet you please
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>>64660612
you really think that would get you kicked out? i guess it makes sense not to come out if you dont have a bf or depend on someone else for housing. have you started looking for a job yet?
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>>64656720
tfw wish i had a bf but too dead inside
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>>64660681
>you will never go back to 2008
this was enough, but you had to remind me that i had a friend at one time... its kind of hard to believe i had all that physical contact
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>>64660681
Is this the ftm cosplayer?
>>64660685
W-what

Sure you can but I dont know who you are.. Strangers petting me is weird.
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>>64660696

I'm on very thin ice, I don't want to rock the boat very much. Honestly no, I have until the end of the year and I need to be in a better spot socially before I could even attempt it.

Ironically enough I did apply for a job when I was 18, at burger king. I completely spaghetti'd the interview and wasn't given a call back.
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>>64660718
get a fellow dead inside bf
wink wink nudge nudge
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>>64660751
how are you going to get in a better spot socially? i applied for a job once too and didnt answer the phone when they called me back, twice
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>tfw no stranger to pet
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>>64660895
He wasn't that interested so pet me instead please!
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>>64660797

just going out in public, and trying to stop my hikki tendencies. I really don't like it and suffer frequent setbacks but slowly but surely I am moving forward.
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>>64660931
what have you been doing?
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>>64660903
You trying to steal my pets bro? O.o

Maybe he has two hands so we can both be petted at same time. Unless that counts as slutty
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>>64660903
>He wasn't that interested so pet me instead please!
*petpet* How are you anon?
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>>64660971
Yeah I am bro O______O

Not slutty, but might be if I start petting you at the same time.

>>64660972
Very good, but very warm and also bordering on dehydration
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hate normalfags, but there doesnt seem to be any robots that it would work with. where do i find non-normalfags in real life?
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>>64660969

just being more proactive on doing things instead of putting them off, though right now I'm lazing about posting here and playing vidya while my mom is cooking dinner. I should be mowing the grass but I'm putting it off until after dinner.
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>>64660986
>very warm and also bordering on dehydration
That's not good at all. You should really drink some water before you really get dehydrated anon. I could still pet you while you drink too...
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>not slutty
does this mean petting isnt part of bonding experience?
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>>64661006
how is that going to help with social stuff?
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>>64661016
You have to play with it too
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>>64661065
Oh right, glad you reminded me. Are you drinking some water yet?
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>>64657887
Wouldn't mind that actually
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>>64661074
Right as we speak.
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>>64661087
Good, that's deserving of some more pets and headpats too.
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>>64661057

going out in public is the main thing with that, which I am doing regularly. The other is counteracting my normal inclination to avoid all work as much as I can.
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pathetic but funny anons
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>tfw not even funny, just pathetic
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>>64661095
i guess if it works thats all good
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>>64661092
Can't I give you some in return?
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>>64661120
dont worry anon i didnt mean that kind of funny
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>>64661159
If you really want to you can. I'm sure they're nice too...
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>>64656789
I dunno man, that sounds kinda gay to me.
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>>64661171
All night, anon!
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>>64661145

I hope so. I really do. I can't stand the thought that the rest of my life is going to be wage slavery though.
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>>64661287
yeah... just the thought of that is making me sick too
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>>64661321

wage slavery and dealing with normies, I don't know how I am going to handle having coworkers.
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>go for a walk
>hot
>people everywhere
>no stray cats to pet
0/10 will stay inside
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>>64661364

I'm feeding a stray cat but he's looking sick. Sadly there are no no kill shelters nearby.
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>>64661374
Could you take it to the vet? Poor cat
I'm not allowed to have one so all i can do is play with stray cats i find while on walks
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>>64661402

I could but its feral and would be hard to trap to bring it in. I also can't really afford it.
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>like him
>he comes to me to talk about all the guys he's flirty with
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>>64656720
>Tfw tall and hairy but want too be smol and cute and get headpats
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>>64661579
I would totally give you headpats if you were tall and hairy.

Don't let it stop you.
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>>64661579
I'm sorry but please wake up. You are built to suffer. We're made to be one way and that's what we get.
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Wtf why wouldnt someone tall and hairy not be able to get headpats?
Why would someone who is hairy and wishes to not be hairy not just shave?

So many questions.. So few answers in life
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>>64661763
Don't lie, bottom. That's cruel.
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>>64661778
I'm not lying, and I'm a top.
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>>64661579
how tall and big are you though?
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>>64661787
>he is lying about being top now
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>>64661875
I'm not lying! You just don't want to accept my reassurance.

If you want a headpat, then come here.
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i want a bf but i am low value
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>>64661862
6ft 1
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>>64661763
Thank you anon :'1
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>>64661970
Find a low value bf then
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>>64662254
why would they want a low value bf though
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>>64662166
im a little taller and i know plenty of people bigger. you can still be small
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>he uses sex toys
Pathetic
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>>64662404
no i dont do that
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>>64662404
>no bf
what am I supposed to do
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>>64662415
Good anon. You're a goodboi
>>64662464
Try not putting things that aren't a penis inside your hole for start
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Is a virgin who posted nudes online for free a slut? Would you date such person?
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>>64662493
i still put fingers inside... no longer good?
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>>64661208
how so? please explain
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>>64662493
but why
I can't put a penis in there so I have no other options
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>>64662608
Still good. Don't worry about it anon
>>64662641
You on the other hand >:(
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>tfw mom asks why you don't have a girfriend yet
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How am i supposed to sleep next to a guy if i get sweaty easily and it's summer?
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>>64662786
sleep in my room. when the ac is on it gets too cold
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I'm really glad i have a pp,no idea what i would do without it. It's not big or special but it is still a tool that can be used and i can always find a way to use it :3
So happy i'm not a hole
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>tfw wearing mask during sex
> tfw uggo
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>>64662826
I wouldn't mind having a vagina instead if they didn't bleed once a month
what the fuck is that nonsense, I can't believe half the planet's population lives with that for most of their lives
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>>64662289
Maybe but I don't know, finding someone I like is hard enough already
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>>64663258
I mean if you get an iud or something you can turn that off I think. Don't ask me about vaginas I'm gay
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>>64662853
that's a good way to protect yourself from possible covid exposure though
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tfw no big muscular BBC bf
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>tfw brat
>tfw everyone hates brats
why even live bros...
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What genre of bottoms deserve to get TOPPED?
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>>64663802

all of them. Every bottom deserves good dick to coom in them and every top deserves a nice tight boihole to coom in.
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>>64663830
>all of them. Every bottom deserves good dick to coom in them and every top deserves a nice tight boihole to coom in.
wholesome
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>>64663830
not me though
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>he self-inserts himself as the women getting railed in the ads
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>>64664366
ngl the blond beard guy is pretty cute
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>>64664366

>he actually sees ads

come on, you're on 4chan get an adblocker.
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>have friend for first time
>get annoyed whenever he messages because im used to watching anime in peace
if i ever got a bf i think it would be even worse. is there anyway to set limits of how much someone can talk to me without being rude?
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>>64664657

you don't have to reply instantaneously dummy, and set your messager/whatever to away when you don't want to be disturbed.
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>>64664557
Yeah, this is true. Good taste
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>tfw nose bleed took 15 minutes to quit this time.
>5 minutes later I sneezed and disloged the clot
>nose bleeding again.

This getting old, my nose is sore from holding a paper towel on it all the time.
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>laugh at different moments watching comedy
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>tfw no bf that laughs at different moments when watching comedy
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no vulgar punk-ish bf
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>>64662512
Seriously, stop caring about the opinion of anonymous bitter virgins online.
You won't go far in life of you listen to incels. They want you to be lonely and miserable just like them.
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>>64662279
Because they're low value too? Duh.
It's called having realistic standards and dating people on your level. Try it. It's fun.
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oh no, the brmonkey is back to tell us to go have casual sex.
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>tfw tried to be nice to a w*man and got fucked over because of it
when will i learn
god i hate them so much bros
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>>64665506

tell us the story, were you fucked over because she was f*male or was she just a normie taking advantage of you?
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Why are all gays such coomers?
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>>64665730
just a normie who i thought was a friend
but i need to learn that women aren't human and so shouldn't be trusted or expected to behave as such
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>told boy i hadnt seen pitch perfect
>hes making me watch it and bring it on and others
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>>64665861
Literally just say no anon.
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>tfw haven't seen Star Wars
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>>64665837
I masturbate like once a week, twice if I'm royally bored. It just makes me feel empty and sedated nowadays.
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good morning, I hate that my sleep schedule fixed itself -.-
I have to go back to work after the weekend desu so I probably shouldnt fuck it up again ._.
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>join a gay discord server
>everyone is just looking for femboys
are there any real gays on this planet or is everyone just prison gay
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>tfw no bf to embrace laziness and live in filth with.
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Are bottoms and zoomers pretty much the same thing now?
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>tfw just got out of a boiling hot bottom shower even though I'm an ugly fat fuck.
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>>64666191
I want a big muscular bf desu
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>>64666191
>he thinks prisongays can be tops
Oh anon...
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>>64666387
Pretty sure taking pp in butt from a normal man is more gay than putting pp in a feminine man's butt.
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>>64666401
Knowingly putting your pp in any kind of man, aside from being forced somehow?, is pretty gay, more than just prisongay...
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>>64666070
>tfw no cute emoticon-using bf
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>>64666406
Still not more gay than being a bottom.
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>>64666463
heh, thanks i guess :>
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whats a good dish you can cook together with your bf? asking for a friend
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>with your bf
Haha, funny guy this guy!
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>>64664675
Not that anon but if i don't i keep thinking about it and it messes up my mood for watching. Takes away attention
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>>64666815
all my recipes are developed for solo cooks, I guess two people can do something more complex like dumplings
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>>64666871
>dumplings
that would require both having cooking skills
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>>64666191
>Discord
Honestly, what did you expect?
If you want to date normal gay guys who actually like men, try dating apps.
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>>64665205
You can do a lot more with your sexuality than just casual sex.
But autists are known for thinking in black and white.
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>>64666248
>bottom
>Fat
Seriously, lose weight. The world is too small for fat bottoms.
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>>64656720
>tfw.....it doesnt even matter
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Hahahahahahaha
Wait...he has circumcised dick?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Mutilated-kun
Jew boy
Hahahahahahaha
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>>64667260
you're saying that like I had a choice at 3 years old
give me a chance I promise it works just fine!
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>>64667260
It's not their fault, anon. As long as they wouldn't do the same to another innocent infant, they're blameless and shouldn't be made fun of. They were victims of a terrible mutilation that somehow found its way in modernity.
Unless they actually had phimosis, in which case circumcision is sometimes the only alternative.
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>play game with anon
>he gets annoyed easily
>gets in a mood
>constantly shits on every idea i have
>uninstalls
t-this is the dream! i f-finally have an (e)bf!
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>>64667373
>(e)bf
A waste of time.
Unless you two have realistic, feasible plans for meeting up very soon, you shouldn't really bother with that anon.
Look for someone who you can look in the eyes and touch. Nothing online comes even close.
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>parents having sex loudly
Yikes, I know our schedules are synched up this week so you don't get privacy but you could just not be loud.
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>>64667373
That sounded great in theory but sucked when it actually happened
probably because it lacked sexual context
>>64667453
I would never want to think about my parents having sex. Imagine being in the same house while they do it. You don't have to imagine kek
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>>64667354
>>64667364
>feels bratty
>pokes fun at unlucky people who had the misfortune of being circumcised
>sees replies
y-you won't m-make me feel bad for saying that! Your jewish tricks don't work on me
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>>64667606
Feels bad man, doesn't it?
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*hugs all circumsised Anons*
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>>64667632
Thanks, I never got a choice, angry about it somewhat still.
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>>64667606
yea you tell them!
pic related
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>>64667638
It's alright to be angry about it Anon, you're still good though!
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fuck you I dont care if youre tired, I cant sleep and wanna cuddle >:(
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dreams are getting scary again
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my head keeps playing games on me
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>>64667615
I refuse to answer that question!
>>64667640
I w-will
>>64667632
b-be careful! They might try to steal your foreskin
apologies to circumcised anons. I mean no harm. j-just playful banter
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>tfw slowly working on my attention-demanding behaviours
we're all gonna make it
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I'm so glad people here don't mind me being promiscuous or stigmatize people for it. That means I can enjoy myself to the fullest before finally settling down guilt free! I'll make sure to explore my sexuality as much as I can before finding some guy to settle with in my 30s.
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What's the appeal of lifelong marriage? Why restrict yourself? I plan to stay married for as long as I'm infatuated with my husband and then move on. If we have kids i might divorce after they come of age, no romance lasts forever after all. 20 years with a person is more than enough, then the flame fades and it gets boring. Besides, I'll have enough money by then to start a passionate romance with a younger guy. If you think 20 years of marriage followed by divorce aren't enough you're egotistical and delusional, people fall out of love in the real world, you demand too much. How can you be so selfish as to demand more than 20 years of monogamous love?
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get better material this one is bored
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>>64656720
who is that cute girl?
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>>64663735
>tfw no brat to train to be a good slut
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My boyfriend suddenly refuses to swallow my cum so I suggested opening up our relationship. He seems distraught my proposition is perfectly rational, he's incapable of fulfilling my sexual needs as a partner. We do have sex frequently but I really want to have my cum swallowed, this relationship isn't worth it otherwise.

When we say bye, I can only think about when we'll see each other again. And just kissing him gets me hard. I love this boy, I feel lucky to have him, but he won't swallow my cum so I think this is it for us.
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>>64667373
replace him with me anon. I am calm and collected and will take your ideas seriously!
please I will love you!
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>>64667889
>>tfw no brat to train to be a good slut
h-how would you do this...
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What are r9gay's favorite chemsex drugs?
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>>64667867
Indeed. Better to have a dead thread than baiting faggots and hue
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Hey any eastern euros around here?looking for friends maybe more if there is a connection
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>>64667940
Would you be my FwB? Are you a top or a bottom? Do you have poppers available?
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>>64667827
its all playful banter until I am stretching your asshole out to punish you for what you said you little gay slut.
;)
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It's official, hue has done more damage to r9g than any other individual in its history.
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>>64667986
yeah, baitfaggots are emulating him for attention
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>>64667930
Why? What does it matter to you?
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i welcome bait if its posted when these erping losers are active
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I'm not drunk anymore but my head feels funny
i thought i wouldn't cry this time but i did,well crying drunk is always nice
who else got drunk yesterday?
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>>64656789
>have feelings for straight friend
>pain
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>>64667931
I miss doing drugs then fucking with the boy i love
thanks for reminding me faggot
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>>64668069
yea and I still have a bottle wine left, might drink it today
maybe I wont, i dont feel as shitty as yesterday.
what did you drink anon o.o
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>>64668124
Wine? that sounds really good anon
maybe you should save it for when you feel shitty :((
i just drank some really really cheap liquor since I'm a pathetic neet lol
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>>64668069
i guess i did drink yesterday. nothing bad happened so i would say it was a good drink
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>>64668136
>maybe you should save it for when you feel shitty :((
maybe... i will see later how i feel :/
my wine also was really cheap btw
>pathetic neet
dont call yourself pathetic, baka >:(
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>>64668175
well i hope you don't feel bad anon
but yeah maybe save it,or drink it anyway who cares? haha
also yeah I'm pathetic
>>64668170
Nice
but what bad thing could happen when you get drunk?
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>>64668222
>or drink it anyway who cares? haha
heh, true i guess
>also yeah I'm pathetic
you arent, dont make me tell you to shut up >:(
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>>64668245
Well if you do i hope you don't cry and have at least a little bit of fun
i think I'm going to sleep
have a good night/day anon <3
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>>64668278
>i hope you don't cry
i hope i do, would be a first in years...
anyway, good night anon
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>>64668222
im not supposed to drink because my meds, but nothing too bad will happen really. the thing i usually do thats bad is call or message people
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>tfw jerked off to porn again
I had such a good streak going, it feels like I'm regressing to worse times again
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>>64667940
there is no one agreed upon definition of eastern europe
be more precise
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Is it better to be gay somewhere more "progressive", like California or Canada; or is it better to be gay somewhere more "conservative", like the CSA, or Poland?
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>>64668491
its better to have over 70 IQ and not be such a retard
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Sorry for bothering you, straight guy here but my minds churning and it needs answers now
>>64668500
>>64668520
These are my posts, I'm wondering if homosexuals like you all would have any insight on this?
Btw I'm not homophobic anymore, I stopped being homophobic 2 years ago so if that would stop you from replying, please don't let it
Thanks
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>>64668571
>I stopped being homophobic
how boring
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>look how edgy i am!! look at my political incorrectness! IM A GAY HOMOPHOBE!
back to your containment board, self hating faggots
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>>64668638
Lol why?
Also I wanted to avoid this >>64668656 reaction cause I'm being completely honest atm
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>>64668667
Ah shit, I did include edgy things I did before
Sorry about that, I just thought idk it was relevant, I hope I didn't bother any of you with that
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I love boys, what about you gentlemen?
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>>64668390
I am from romania ok
Orig
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>>64668699
personally, i am a boy
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>>64668705
I am forced to love you
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>>64668571
You're a homoromantic or biromantic heterosexual.
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>>64668834
Shit is that a real thing?
I've had some weird moments which were what made me question my sexuality in the past but I knew that those moments didn't make me get hard they just made me feel really happy
You sure this isn't just a tumblr meme?
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>>64668874
Attraction can be exclusively romantic without being sexual. Sexual attraction isn't the same as romantic attraction. Most bisexuals are exclusively heteroromantic and use men as fuckholes.
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how the fuck do I know if I like a guy or not
I'm so emotionally fucked that I honestly cannot tell
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>>64668902
you will know. if you dont know then its pretyy obvious you dont like them
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>>64668874
>>64668891
In other words you can be romantically attracted to men without being attracted to the male body.
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>>64668932
is the opposite is also true?
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>>64668891
>>64668932
Well ok
Lets say just assume you're right and that I'm romantically attracted to men, I'd need to think about this more and I'm still not convinced it's a real thing, I've had weird feelings for 2 of my male friends and both were skinny and tall, then why do I react this way towards specific men who embody masculinity and would be considered attractive physically whereas I don't really to guys who are very skinny and unmasculine?
Can romantic attraction depend partially on bodies as well?
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>>64668992
Because you were raised by a single mother.
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>>64668992
>why am i attracted to attractive guys
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>>64668992
It can depend on subsconscious associations. If you lacked a father you see them as signifying the role of fatherhood and that's the source of the attraction.
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>>64669001
Well I wasn't
>>64669006
Well these are guys that I know nothing about, I don't know their personality or anything, the only traits I can think of are masculinity and confidence but then being physically masculine doesn't mean you have those traits you could have a fem personality as well
I think my fear of masculine men who could harm me might be responsible
>>64669024
Why the fuck are you assuming I didn't have a father, I literally did
He raised me for 14 years
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>>64668902
>think about him more often than not
>want to spend a lot of time talking to him despite not having anything else to say
>want to do everything I can with him
>want to share my day with him
This is when I start assuming I caught the fee fees
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>>64669031
Is the male body/male facial features attractive to you sexually?
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>>64669050
Why would I be calling myself heterosexual if I found male bodies/faces sexually attractive?
I tried gay porn when I was 13 years old and 16 years old and found it repulsive, I know I'm not which is the problem
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>>64669067
Then it's certain you're biromantic or homoromantic but heterosexual. You find the psychological associations of outward masculinity emotionally attractive.
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>>64669079
Hmm, well thanks for sharing your opinions anon
If you're right I'm not sure if this changes anything since wtf is a homoromantic person supposed to do dating wise but I never really considered it before so I suppose one more option to think about is helpful either way
Honestly it's fucking weird, you talking about bi men being heteroromantic and only sexually attracted to men but idk, maybe I'm that way with women but then I don't know if that's just my virginity speaking and i'd realise I have strong non sexual feelings about women or something
I don't even fucking know
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am bored, should I get dwunk? -.-
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can you really have romantic feelings without mutual attraction?
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why is this thread dead, are all the gaybots busy doing horny stuff? o.o
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cant tell you that anon
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poor bored anon... im having a lot of fun over here
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>>64669723
good for you ._.
certified original post
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>tfw no bf to help me cool down
it's literally too hot, i can't focus on anything
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>tfw no gentle dom bf who pins me down and tickles me till I cry then kisses me allover and tells me how much he loves me
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>tfw no r9gay skribbl.io lobby
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>>64669778
make one and I'll play :>
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>tfw no r9gay minecraft server
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>gentle dom
Cringe
Are you a fucking pussy?
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back in bed i am :3
not that i have anything better to do
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nothing more cringe than a tryhard
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>don't know if bf loves me or ever will
>don't know if bf has feelings for me or even likes me
>he's too nice to break it off
>im too much of a coward to ask because i don't want it to end

I love him dearly and I don't know what to do
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>>64670171
same, Im ugly and my bf is a cute twink. idk why he bothers with me
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>>64669775
Get grindr and find him then
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>>64670171
This feel hits so hard :(
I don't want it to end but i need to know
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>>64670209
im fat and lazy and my bf is a smart cute boy who is good with his hands and very independent and has a lot of skills and isn't lazy at all. i'm terrified that he despises me or thinks badly of me. i don't know what to do. he's so much smarter than me about so many things i feel like a normie to him
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>>64670171
>>64670209
>>64670279
Hate you so much, I have no one and will never get someone
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>>64670283
yea I feel you but we should probably trust our bf's that they love us and most importantly not compare ourself with them. all we can do is work on imrpoving ourselfs
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>>64670336
I really should work on improving myself for my bf. I love him a lot and I want to earn his love in return!
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>>64670327
I'm planning to make money and import a handsome poorfag from eastern Europe. If you're too autistic to attract someone legitimately like I am you can always moneymaxx.
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>start talking lewd with online bf
>he mentions he find cum disgusting and doesn't want it in or on him anywhere.
>my only goal sex wise is to coom inside a boy bareback.
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normally dont masturbate two times in a week but just did two in three days. was a lot more cum than normal too
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>>64670399
sorry anon, you're in boiheat now~
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>tfw no bf / gay buddy to play Tarkov with and carry my noob ass
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>filtered reply
anon fix your post so i can read it next time
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>>64670418
Will never get a boyfriend like him but can always fuck randoms like him
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Im scared of fat people. Their bodies are like baloons-they can explode at any time
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>>64670418

even as a bottom, I would pound that boibutt so hard.
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>no brit bf to pet right now!
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dude I just realized everyone in this thread is gey
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>>64670529
Im not gay! I just really like dicks
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>>64670643
and apperantly everything else attached to that dick... not gay btw ;)
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there are impostors among us
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>>64670663

I'm impersonating a human being. I look like one but I'm just an ugly bag of lazy fat.
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>no bf with a bit of a tummy
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If only he knew how bad things really are... I could never tell him
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>no bf who helps me with my depression
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how do i get a bf if im scared of people?
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>tfw anon is being a sussy boy again
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>tfw no bf who is into older robots (30+)
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if you had to choose the most important trait for a bf to have what would it be?
for me it's similar taste in music
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>>64671265
probably that he can carry conversations since im kinda shy and awkward
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>>64671265
I just want someone who can properly communicate at this point.
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A partridge flew into my window and died and now I can hear it's crying for it
I also did eat the partridge, I don't leave good food go to waste
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>>6467152
I messed up a bit
*I can hear it's chicks crying
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>>64671265
the way he talks
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I still can't believe that I am a 31 year old virgin robot loser with nothing in life but work and drinking.
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fuck fuck fuck why did I drink this coffee, i could have been asleep i dont wanna be awake ahhhhh
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Why do gays like musicals so much?
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>>64671760
do we? I thought thats just an old cliche
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>>64671760
i wouldnt put it in my top 5 things to watch but i definitely dont hate them
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>he doesn't understand
Dumb prisongays.
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I just want a handsome husband to come home to every night and wake up next to every morning. The feeling of sleeping with your beloved firmly in your arms must be divine.
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>no shoegaze bf to listen with
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>>64672154
recc me some please
im no good at knowing music i just like to listen
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>tfw no bf who is my age and lives in my town
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barbecue'd some steaks today and then made caramelised bananas on the coals after
these treasures could all be yours if i were your bf
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>>64672221
>tfw banana allergy
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>>64672177
You can have a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYY0IlTMw4
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>>64672154
right here anon, in northern sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sex_5ddXzGQ&list=PL_49cK45o9VdDof0S1n7RvutpU9JzV-c_&index=19
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>>64672297
I love Coaltar anon!

Do you like any other JP shoegaze bands?
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>>64671760
Because theybluke to sing and dance i guess. I hate them though. Singing and dancing as well. Disgusting
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>tfw no bf to dance with
I don't dance but romantic and also goofy dances with a bf sound incredible.
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>he does fortnite dances
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>>64672349
i adore these two albums in particular, one is very slow and the other is much quicker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkdsVpGbMhM&t=1840s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CKmzBf5Cs&t=1117s
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>tfw no bf to give morning blowjobs to
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>so anon,are you going to suck my pussy or what?
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>tfw no bf that makes you rim him as an act of submission
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>>64672437
Very good anon! We're married now, in spirit.
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>>64672459
ywnbam
o
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>tfw no bf whose cum i can swallow as a gesture of appreciation
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>Been forced to be social last week
>Feel happy while being with family but afterwards I feel mentally exhausted and dont have energy for anything else

Being social is not worth it, I really wish I didnt have computer addiction and could just be a hermit with my books 100% of time
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>oh,so you don't like gray hair and wrinkles? Heh. What are you,some kind of pedo?
>noooo how come you don't like beards and body hair anon you are not TRUGAY,i will complain to all my friends next pride. Just you wait until next june comes. Me and the girls are canceling your ass
>biscum! You are bi despite not liking girls *starts crying*
I'm not touching your disgusting hairy body and there is nothing you can do about it. Seethe more
I will shave off all my body hair and bwle a smooth boi and find another smooth boi to be my bf. It feels much better when cuddling and has an added bonus of looking better
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>>64667931
Weed most certainly
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>>64672098
Are you handsome yourself?
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>>64673052
have you found them yet? how old are you?
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I love hairy masculine men. Yes, my taste is superior to yours. That's just how it is.
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Remember when this thread used to have 500 replies within 1 day and half at worst? The influx of normalfaggots that chased the robots away is the reason why it takes 3 days for a thread to die now.
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>>64673198
most of the posts are made by like 10 people too lole
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>>64673209
Yes, I remember having comfy discussions and some anons having a taste for classical music here but now it's all soulless sex talk, no better than a fucking general on /lgbt/
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>>64673052
YOU ARE BASED
BASED BASED BASED BASED
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>>64671715
You can solve the "virgin" part.
Honestly, what are you waiting for? Don't tell me you're waiting for someone perfect to drop by
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>>64673226
>Souless sex talk
You're a virgin aren't you
You talk like one.
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>>64673250
you know this board used to be for virgins, fucking normalfag trash
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>>64672280
can i have some more
or one of those big silly /mu/ charts
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>>64673258
He's Brazilanon, don't engage
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>>64673258
>this board used to be for virgins
Delusions of an incel.
This board was never, NEVER meant to be a safe haven for incels. You're a fucking newfaggot who got here long after the party had started and you feel entitled to say what this board was meant to be?
This board was meant to encourage originality, one of the many attempts of moot to remedy the shitfest that /b/ became. Your kind highjacked this place, like a cancer from /pol/ metastasizing and spreading over the entire site.
This is not your echo chamber, it will never be.
Go have sex, you loser.
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>>64673226
sad, but if it chases away some of the more annoying people it will be okay. normalfags will get bored eventually and take a break for a while. always has been that way
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please stop responding to the hue
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Niggas mad jelly of my (you)s
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Wish i didn't get distracted so easily so i could finish watching what i start. Everything is so boring
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>>64673506
same anon. i cant watch anything longer than 10mins and even then it has to be interesting
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>>64673528
Seriously,i know. Have to watch non anime stuff at 1.5x or 2x
That is the only way i can do it
And when i watch anime i get distracted for a sec and miss few lines so i have to rewind. It's so painful
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>>64673528
>>64673506
I feel you, my attention span sucks. I need constant input but also get bored easily. Having adhd sucks
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>>64673553
>Watching Chinese cartoons as an adult
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>>64673581
>tfw never watched anime before age of 23

A lot of it is trash, but theres some good stuff out there I enjoyed
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>>64673553
>>64673567
its mostly just with media stuff for me. if im using my hands i dont get distracted at all
i thought it wouldnt be a problem in real life but i notice i dont pay attention when people are talking to me much anymore either. i think im becoming retarded
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i stopped watching anime when i turned 25. no reason it just happened
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>>64673594
The only animes I watched that were worth it: cowboy Bebop and Beserk.
Most animes are so childish and dumbed down
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>>64673598
The isolation is doing that to you. Go out more often.
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>>64673279
Is this a flirt anon
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>>64673618
I liked Great Pretender, Lain, Evangelion and parts of FMAB (havent finished this one just yet

Also cant go wrong with Freddie Mercurys voice as your outro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLRjFWDGs1g
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>>64673629
you might be right since the last ~3 years have been more isolated than normal
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>>64673637
>FMAB
Terrible taste.
Seriously, quit anime, it causes autism
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>>64673567
I don't go to the doctor so i can't be sure. But i do know i can't focus on anything and get distracted by my own thoughts after just few minutes. I also keep refreshing/checking other tabs every minute like a total sperg
>>64673581
Yes and? Wveey argument against it sucks,so i assume you are just trolling
>>64673598
>i dont pay attention when people are talking to me much anymore either
Yes. I just lose interest even if i care about it
>. i think im becoming retarded
Same ;_;
>>64673618
Space cowboy is very boring. Berserk is edgy trash
>>64673654
FMAB is based actually
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>>64673685
i would say its about half the time i cant pay attention to what they say
another thing to make it all worse is my eyes have gotten a lot worse in the last few years too... hopefully this means im going to die soon
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>>64673685
As if anime wasn't bad enough on its own, your anime taste is shit and you sound retarded.
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>>64673712
>hopefully this means im going to die soon
So grim, anon. I know about an earthly delight that would change the way you perceive existence.
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>>64673654
Eh I think its alright, some funny bits in it

I've had autism diagnosis my entire adulthood lol, I am literally an autist.
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>>64673733
actually it wasnt supposed to be grim. i just didnt say it right
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Why does everyone in my life attempt suicide or even succeed with it. I hate life, I must be a terrible human being since it happens so often

People on discord saying they're gonna kill themselves and disappearing is one thing, but I've had like 3 friends my entire life and 2 of them attempted suicide, my best female friend in life actually succeeded. And thats not counting family members who tried it or discordfags.

I really just wanna kill myself too but that would just lead to my parents and brothers killing themselves, but if I stay around on earth I will run into more and more people who suicide. I hate life so goddamn much
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>>64673734
How's it like being an autist? What are some key differences between you and an ordinary person?
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>>64673712
Hopefully not anon. I hope you find a way to live. My eyes have gotten pretty bad too. But i'm not wearing glasses yet
Is there any way to get better at paying attention? It wasn't this bad before
>>64673718
>likes berserk
>but not even manga,he said anime
You literally don't deserve to speak to me like that
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>>64673792
There's several differences. I am more awkward in certain social situations, I have trouble with eye contact for example. Cant even look my parents in the eyes even though I have full trust in them.

Some autists have greater ability to focus on a single thing in their life, like to dedicate 14 hours a day for 10 years to something, is something a lot of autists are able to. Also we can talk about our passions for longer than normal people usually care about .

There's also activities which are considered "autistic" (By this I dont mean 4chan autistic meme, I mean like psychiatrist that diagnose people notice certain hobbies & activities are more common among autists. Also doing new things is extra stressful for autists, I know a lot non autists who struggle with it too but I have a real hard time doing something thats new. Habits are harder to break than for normal people.

Also I dont know if every autist has this, but a lot of us are sensitive to impressions, so sound/smell/light/tastes
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>no overly caring bottom bf
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>>64673826
i have glasses and they arent as effective as they were last year...
i dont know. ive never been good at listening to people talk, but its gotten worse. not being able to watch anything sucks. i dont even have adhd, but i do have ocd lole
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>>64673826
I didn't read the manga, though. And you disliked one of the greatest animes out there, but you like full metal alchemist, an anime so childish that it's on the same level of dragon Ball or Yu-Gi-Oh.
See you in hell, space cowboy.
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>>64673782
my girlfriend killed herself
it irreversibility fucked me up, and made me try it multiple times
I hope I have the guts to go through with it next time
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>Got new glasses this year for 430 eurobux
>Eyesight keeps getting worse so will have to get new one

FR*CK
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>>64673854
that's literally me, anon
but the overly caring can get annoying after a while
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>>64673944
How caring are we talking?
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>>64673931
I've tried it twice but those were poor delusional attempts when feeling sad.

If I do an hero, next time I will plan it properly in advance and actually have 95%+ success chance.

Also I hope you dont suicide anon, losing a loved one is awful, I dont know how long its been, but for some people time heals the wounds a little bit atleast.
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To all the anons with worsening eyesights: have you ever thought it might be because of eyestrain from sitting in front of a computer for too long?
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>>64673992
Yes its probably partially due to that, but the two things I enjoy in life is sitting infront of PC and reading books, both are bad for eyesight. I dont wanna get new hobbies
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>>64673992
my eyesight is bad at distance. i spend less time infront of the computer now and my eyes get worse faster... i also use that eye comfort setting
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>>64673910
Is ocd worse? That's one thing i knoe for a fact i don't have :3
Heard it's pretty bad from a cousin who has it
Don't give up though :(
>>64673927
>didn't read the manga
>liked shitty 3d animation
You have the nerve to talk to me about taste?
Childish? Shut the fuck up. It has some typical anime tropes but it is not childish at all. Cowboy bebop is for shitty westernfags
>in b4 but muh musik
Let me guess you think western sitcoms are oh so mature and smart
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>>64673931
Stop with the suicide mongering you nasty bi
>>64673984
Anon don't kill yourself. You're still young and have a lot to live for. Seriously, if you fe hopeless take the hedonistic pill and infuse your life with pleasure, excitement and adventures. Friends will follow, and then, joy will manifest itself.
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>>64674012
>I dont wanna get new hobbies
Oh come on anon are you truly content with your current situation?
Trying new things is the only way to change, dude.
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>>64674033
I've had normal life and normalfag friends, and I've had schizo life and 4chan friends.

Both suck for me, I dont want either. Both have only lead me to despair and pain.
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>>64674027
>>liked shitty 3d animation
No, you dumb motherfucker. Nobody liked the shitty 3d version. I'm talking about the 1997 anime. Grow up, your anime taste is shit, you don't get to talk shit about Beserk
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>>64674027
supposedly ocd has some similarities to adhd, i havent really looked into it. my ocd isnt as bad as when i was younger, but i do take meds, dont socialise as much and dont have people antagonising me anymore
i give up easily, really easily...
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why do you guys hate bi's so much? im bi but im not attracted to women romantically just sexually.
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>>64673959
annoyingly caring
>>64673984
it was gut-wrenching
don't do it, anon
I'll try not to as well
>>64674033
>nasty bi
:(
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>>64674092
A normal life brought you despair and pain? How so?
Don't kill yourself, dude. You'll going to die eventually anyway. You should make the most of your youth while you still can.
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i want a normal life......
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>>64674121
Hope things get better m8
>>64674131
Well I led a semi-normal life between ages 11 and 16, and I had normal people betray me, lie to me, have huge expectations of me, kill themselves, shittalk other people behind their backs, abandon me, and other things.

Robots and non-normal people hurt me too a lot, but in different ways. I dont hate normal people or 4channers, but I dont think the humans I've ran into have been any good people (atleast not anyone I've known for a longer time)
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>>64674186
you sound like a crybaby
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>>64674181
Then do normal things that normal people do, start by going to the dating apps and arranging a date for the first time in your life. Do it. Don't come with some bullshit excuse about how you hate casual sex, I'm not telling you to have sex, I'm telling you to go on a fucking normal date in public. Try it.
Unless you're that swedish fag who lives in a fisherman's village with 200 people.
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>>64674224
Yeah I am definitely a crybaby for not wanting people to backstab others or kill themselves

Get real
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>>64674230
no. i want a normal life from the beginning
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>>64674248
That's not possible, are you a fucking time traveler?
The best you can do is make sure that from this point forward, your life is headed on a brighter path.
Seriously, if you don't do anything about it, nothing will change
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>>64674186
You speak like you were the sole good person on the planet and you met nothing but scumbags. Sounds convenient but is it really true? If anything,it sounds like you're way too into the victim role.
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>>64674296
i know its not possible i just wanted it...
how do i know what a brighter path is? maybe im on it already
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>>64673992
It's also from reading manga and comics,but yeah computer too
>>64674012
Based
>>64674026
>distance
Like me
>>64674093
I will talk shit about what i want. You don't have to listen faggot. No one is forcing you to read it.i will not "grow up". Stop thinking you are so smart and above things.
>>64674110
And why do you give up easily anon? I do too :(
I'm not sure how much of it is my lazy personality and how much is it legit mental ilness
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>>64674314
The people I've known for longer time of periods have been scumbags, yes. Except one female friend who I had so much respect for but she killed herself in high school, thats not really a scumbag move but I think its the wrong move nonetheless
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>>64674336
i just give up. half that i dont want to do it and half that failure hurts. i dont know its just really easy to give up when you dont have to do anything
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>>64674327
>how do i know what a brighter path is?
It's hard to tell, but it's very easy to tell when you're headed on a dark path.
Being lonely and devoid of social life, and being stagnated in life are some examples of dark paths that will lead you to some dark places.
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>tfw macac prime time is your sleep time
feelsgoodman
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>>64674444
4x4
how do you know its a dark path? how do you know it leads to dark places?
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>>64674393
I see.are you a neet?
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>>64674487
You want me to fetch some statistics about suicide or something?
Be honest with yourself, you think that spending your youth being lonely, devoid of friends, sexless, bfless, without future career prospects, will turn anyone into a happy adult?
That shit is a recipe for bitterness and regret, dude.
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>>64674532
yeah, i am NEET. imagine if i wasnt... are you a NEET?
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>>64674533
do you want to?
no, but i dont know if i ever was that happy anyways. when does youth end? i dont think im bitter or have that much regret. i do often think about the past, but not in a regretful way. i think
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>>64674547
I'm still in education but i never show up to classes or have any hope of passing exams. I live like one basically
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>>64673782
It's going to be alright sweetheart.
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>tfw no submissive and breedable bf
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>>64674672
i tried that failed one of my classes and quit the rest. what happens after you fail?
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>>64674672
Why do you do this, go to class and study harder, you mongrel.
What are you studying by the way
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>>64674580
>when does youth end?
Somewhere in your thirties.
I don't know how you're doing right now but do you think that if you continue doing whatever you're doing right now, you will arrive somewhere, or find happiness?
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>>64674814
find happiness? maybe
arrive somewhere? not likely
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>>64674719
You can try again as long as you keep paying i'm pretty sure
>>64674793
>why do you do this
Because it's too hard and i lack attention and my memory is bad. I got to the point where i can't even look at those books. Yet if i pretend to still study i won't be forced to get a job. So it's a no brainer
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>tfw no bf that can teach me all this zoomer terminology
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>>64674921
remember when i said i give up easily? i dont even know what i would do if i went back. so youre going to have to wage when you fail?
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>>64674937
zoomer terminologies are brain viruses by definition because of how they've all developed through hyperexposure to social networks
don't learn them, they will kill your soul piece by piece
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>>64674704
bro I'm RIGHT HERE
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>>64674961
Most likely. I'd try to avoid it as much as i can. I'm pretty sure i wouldn't be able to hold a job. Might actually start going to psych if parents try to force me to work. Ultimately if i fight hard enough i can avoid it for as long as few of my family members are alive. I don't need money personally. They do. So they should work.
Simple right?
might kms in the near future if it gets that bad
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>>64675045
>>64674937
They're the kind of thing that lead to those r*ddit chains where everyone replies to the same posts with variations on the same words and they all upvote each other because of the positive emotional stimulus they think being in the in group gives them when really from an external perspective they're not doing anything of value, and that in group is no longer an in group, it's a form of cognitive control over the entire group that they make themselves more susceptible towards, very willingly
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>>64675059
Hey bro. What kind of guys do you like bro?
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>>64675068
pretty much the same as me then. ive never been pressured to work at all though. ill probably never suicide either even if it does get bad
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>>64675084
I like guys that like me back. What about you?
Do you play any vidya?
Where are you from?
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>>64675095
I play some vidya, like 10 hours a week on steam. Mostly actiony games. Been meaning to try streaming for a while too but I can never get it to work.

I'm from new york, you?
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>>64675045
>>64675080
Thank you for the warnings, anons.
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>>64675129
Oh nice. What do you play?
I'm from Portugal.
wtf bro stop being so far bro
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>>64675139
Isn't it night time over there? Early morning actually? I play warhammer and tarkov and sometimes csgo.
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>>64675169
Almost 2am right now.
Wanted to get into Warhammer but it's mostly strategy and that's sadly not my thing
I bought Tarkov like 2 weeks ago. I'm awful at it. Seems fun. Only managed to extract for the first time today.
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>>64675185
>>64675185
get comfortable boys
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>>64675068
>I don't need money personally. They do.
This might come as a shock to you, but the food you eat to survive costs money.
Don't kill yourself, though. Life is worth it, anon. You can do lots of fun things in your youth.
Are you really so mentally impaired that studying anything is not possible? Maybe you just don't like what you're currently studying. Maybe you're just an extremely lazy fuck. Either way, it's no reason to kill yourself.
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>>64673910
hi there ocd fren
i'm the other one with it (though mild and i can usually keep it under control)
how's life been treating you



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