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Bubble bath edition
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seasideMARK is a repulsive ogre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iH78NMvm2M
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>Everyday we above ground's a great day
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>Off to Weymouth on the train aren't I
>All the way
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Who /working/ today?
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>>65386735
Not seasideMARK, that repulsive little scrounger.
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Good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3mrxWSmd_s
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What a slob of a human being.
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Good morning sad twats another day of all the same personality drivel and drama is it?
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Supposed to be in court today but I'm not going

Motherfuck a judge, same goin' to the one time
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>tfw no garage girl gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cbsy-Ibt7s
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>>65386986
It's all one big hustle, time to FIGHT BACK
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>wake up
>new threadington just started

fucking WOMFYZ
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>>65386799
womfy tune, gunna drink a coffee and a wepsi to this
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>>65387152
>fucking WOMFYZ
YUM YUM YUM
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Cheeky joint before work desu
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>>65387273
>joint
YUCK YUCK YUCK
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Is snot coming out of your eyes a symptom of coronavirus?
This is disgusting.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58566235

I am sick of the government
Sick of the control they have
Sick of lockdowns
Sick of ADVISORS
SICK OF SAGE EXPERTS WARN
SICK OF OUR FREEDOMS disappearing quicker then you can say covid isnt that big a deal
Fucking hell lads
Society is degrading
We are living in a tyrannical police state hell hole :(
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>>65387394
Look guy the reason why they exist is because if everyones grandma and fat boomer parents started dying in their homes with no hospitals or beds able to accomodate them all hell would break loose

if hospitals couldnt get overloaded there would be no lockdowns and no restrictions. suck it up lad go move to a shithole where they lock in covid positive people in warehouses with the doors bolted shut if you care so much about your liberties. Do you even go outside?
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>>65387408
I am moving to afghan
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feeling good today de lids. I think that ganja ive been having a little go on has unironically helped me sleep so much. Feel refreshed. Maybe im chronically tired usually
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>>65387394
You aren't using your freedoms though.
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*sees the neighbours bully kid knock my apus coffee out of his hand*
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APU NOOOO!!!! TOOTHPASTE IS FOR YOUR TEETHIE WEETHIES NOT YOUR MOUTH!!!!
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what's for brekky boys?
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>>65387513
Something hyper processed. Think I got some of this in the cupboard.
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>>65387532
yes lad put some bacon in it
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>>65387470
You probably feel better from not drinking .
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>>65387513
Had toast and rice krispies
good times
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>>65387614
Say it aint so! I dont wanna quit me CIDERZ. The evidence is damning though. Maybe living in a permanent alcoholism fever dream is not the way to live life.. If I cant stay sober I may unironically turn into a stoner instead.
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Moni will be so blissful when she experiences her first orgasm during sex
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>>65387635
They are both bad for you but if you can't do moderation then weed is the lesser of two evils by far.
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Still can't believe Norm is dead
Don't normally care about celebrity deaths but he was different
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Won't be having my first jab
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>>65386685
Is he a repulsive ogre or does he just play one on YouTube?
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>>65387670
Fats belong in the ground
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>>65387672
I'm having mine this weekend
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Only sheeple take the vaccine

Baa! Baa!
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>>65387672
You want a medal big man?
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>>65387376
Sounds like conjunctivitis lad
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>>65387675
You're literally a fat paki tranny. Kill yourself
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>>65387675
You certainly do, you tubby Pakistani man.
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>I trust scientists
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>>65387684
Avoiding side efdects is my prize
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>>65387703
And what about the far more likely covid side effects?
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These lads have been on self imposed lockdown for years, no need for vaccines and masks when you haven't lived a normal routine since school
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>>65387703
Don't forget the illusory sense of superiority!
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>>65387500
coffee is bad for apus, their little hearts cant handle the caffine
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>>65387703
The side effect of not having the vaccine is everyone knows you're a mong
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So disabled today
Fuck
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>>65387749
We know you're a mong.
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>>65387771
No you don't because I'm vaxxed
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>>65387770
It's ok Nubs/Host/HHL. It'll get betterq
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>>65387780
Thanks for confirming it, mong anon.
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>>65387770
Same desu
Left hand is shaking and I feel weak
What's up with you anon?
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Just went to pour milk into my second brew and it no lie came out all lumpy. I somehow didnt realise the first time and necked a milk curd coffee. Thought I tasted some bits so I spat it back into the cup then redrank it and didnt taste any the second time so fuck knows.

I think my fridge isnt cold enough it keeps making stuff go out of date. fucking gross desu lads
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>>65387749
I love how compassionate pro-vaccine cunts are.

I have most of my family and work mates vaccinated, and don't say a word, tell them I'm not getting it and suddenly I'm the dumbest, worst cunt in the world.

It's not even like I think it's nano machines or even that covid isn't real, it's merely I don't trust non-tested drugs.

Oh and please, tell me how I still smoke weed and do drugs pumped full of shit I don't know what's in it. (spoiler, I don't).

Por-vaccine: good lad
Anti vaccine: good lad.

It's not like the abortion debate where being. Pro or against it has a correct answer. and that is except in cases of rape, inability to raise and support a children, i.e kid themselves, junkie, or overweight person. Getting drunk and shagging a lad without a condom is not a legit reason to murder a child.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58560185

weatherfu loved his coins
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>>65387789
I hope so. I need to get dressed and make coffee but can barely walk. My cat is staring at me too because it's over an hour since his usual feeding time
>>65387806
Just my spine. Very sore and my legs keep going into spasm. What causes your shaking?
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Which is higher class - having a flat on the top floor or the bottom floor?
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>>65387809
But when ALL the anti-vax crowd are literal 2 brain cellers like Nicki Minaj who want to "do their own research" before taking the shot like she even knows what a test tube is, you can understand why people treat you like an ape too, right?
>waaah, why is everyone treating me like a racist when I hang out with racists and say racist things!
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>>65387834
Shut up racist lad.
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>>65387834
I didn't think you were vaccinated Moni. When did that happen?
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>>65387800
The only confirmed mong here is you. You've proven you are. I'm vaccinated so I can't be a mong.
Stop projecting your mongyness to others, you've shown your hand already.
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>>65387809
>suddenly I'm the dumbest, worst cunt in the world.

Well yes. You're not just being selfish, you're doing it out of ignorance. You think people will applaud you? Obviously everyone will think you're a loathsome idiot. That's what happens when you do loathsome and idiotic things. You can do what you like but choices have consequences.
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>>65387842
Ok mong anon
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>>65387833
Top floor ofc. Ground floor flats are grim
You can hear all the people above you, people can see into your flat from the street, etc.
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Coffee and half an hour of playing with my hair please daddy
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>>65387849
You can project all you want, you lost the argument haha
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>>65387833
If you have your own front door directly into the street, bottom floor. Otherwise top.
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>>65387863
Kek, ok mong anon whatever you say. Sorry for doing a number on you but you're a mong so deserve it.
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>>65387809
>i have most of my family vaccinated and I dont say a word

Pretty hilarious mindset that lad
>Im being virtuous for not berating my family for getting a vaccine thats only dangerous because ive chudmaxxed on /pol/ for years
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>>65387876
You're really upset I called you a mong lol. Fortunately, I'm vaxxinated so it has zero effect on me hahaha owned
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*doubts any of you have actually had the jab*
Easy way to prove it, just stick a spoon on your arm, hahahaha.
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>>65387880
Prove you're vaxxed. Grab a spoon and stick it on yer arm fella.
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I've had 4 jabs now as my doctors messed up, lol. I am actually vaxxmaxxed af.
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>>65387834
Yes, because the media always highlights the mongs. You think I like being tarred with the same brush as some of the anti-vaxxers?

>brings up racism
Every time from the peado who said he wants white people dead.
>>65387845
>You're doing it out of ignorance.
How so, and I don't want applauded, I just don't want to get shit for my choice.
>>65387878
It's more that I think just blindly accepting something because the government says so is silly but I don't belittle people because I'm not a dick.

>/pol/
not even once lad.
That's another thing, why is it assumed Im a right winger because I don't want the jab?
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>>65387922
>I think just blindly accepting something because the government says so is silly

Why though. youre just chudmaxxed
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too early for this shite
*grabs his spacker tray and apu and leaves*
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>65387933
Amazin'
>>65387935
>Why though.
Because the government doesn't have YOUR best interests, but rather how they can further their ideologies and control you. (both left and right).

>chudmaxxed
Not gonna lie I have no idea what this means.
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>>65387961
Your complaint was it's untested. But it was tested. You don't live in the real world.
You're cringe
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https://youtu.be/b8qiehBx-0I
Lads, when they started showing th clip. I noped out.

Tl;dw version: mum takes dog to vets, it's dying of cancer, films kids crying, tries to get them to do more 'emotional crying and faces and movements' for the camera for YouTube likes.
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If I wanted a shallow vaccine debate I'd boot up Facebook and reply to a 26 year old single mother with two children who's "done her own research" despite failing GSCE science or a bloke with a Thomas Shelby profile picture. Sort it out you fucking mug
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>>65387827
>What causes your shaking?
Idk i think it's my medication
Hope your spine feels better soon
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Erm lads, says here
*points at a dictionary*
a vaccine gives you immunity from something.
Why call it a vaccine if it's not a vaccine? Oh hang on, they do the same with tranners.
Ah yeah I forgot, clown world, honk honk.
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>>65387860
*plaits your hair*
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>>65387988
Now this is what you call a society of the spectacle
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Time to filter "vaccine". Could have been a good thread but it's fucking ruined my morning.
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>>65388022
If it wasn't shitty 'debates' about the vaccine it'd be spam about personalities, or spam about spam. It never ends lad
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>>65388022
*filters filter*
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>>65388014
I'm a wolf in a sheeps world despite being a worthless NEET who relies on the government to survive
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>>65387973
Ur weclome

>>65387982
I didn't claim it wasn't untested, my claim is its too early for proper results.

You can argue we have had the numbers which is great, so many willing volunteers, but not enough time for the long term effects.

>>65387996
The fuck you wanna talk about then shagger? I'll chat shit about anything. Seen any good films or read any good books lately? Catch the f1 at the weekend?
Also, love how you're again making all anti-vaxxers mongs. Good job lad. Keep up the us against them mentality.
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>>65388029
We know that covid damages, but you have literally nothing supporting long term effects of vaccine. You're literally retarded lol.
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>>65388028
Same.
We'll take to the great forests like are robin did and we'll hunt deer and rob sheriffs when we see them.
You got a gasmask or do you need to borrow 1?
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>>65388029
>Keep up the us against them mentality.

Antivaxxers are by far the most vocal, despite being a massive minority they are everywhere using every opportunity to chat absolute shite and "debate" the sheep. Face it, you want to feel like a big boy and ignore the experts because you're too smart and special to do that
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I found the pic that anon asked for with the girls lined up.
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>>65388012
The shaking sounds really shit. Can they do anything for it?
Thanks b. I'm up and out at least. Make a breakfast of polenta and mackerel. About to drink coffee and get site plans finalised
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But seriously, if the vaccine doesn't give you immunity why take it?
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>>65388016
Yes please. Can I have a back plait like this please
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How important is body fat percentage for looks? IM currently maybe 25 percent bodyfat and thats like 2x too high for a fit male.
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>>65388072
Because it drastically reduces the risk of you catching covid in the first place and of being seriously ill if you do.
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Oh look, Nubs attention whoring again, one suicide wasn't enough
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>>65388083
It's pretty important obviously. But a lot of women don't mind a 'dad bod'

I reckon I'm around 10-12%
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>>65388088
Yeah it's not a vaccine though. Why do they feel the need to lie?
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I've got antibodies, I don't need a vaccine
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>>65388092
Kek, he not even ded, just spazzed out emotional style.
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>>65388083
It's important but it depends what look you want. 25% is too high overall though yeah. A thick rugby player body is about 20% and a lot of muscle. A bodybuilder is as low as they can get.
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>>65388105
*BPD style
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>>65388035
>we know covid damages
You are correct and we don't know the long term effects from it either, but we can hazard they aren't good.
Doesn't mean I should have to get a jag against it, flu also harms and I don't get called a worse cunt for not getting that.

>>65388035
>anti vaxxers are most vocal
Yet 90% of things that come up regarding anti vaxxers are idiots like nicki minaj and dumb anti-vax radio hosts who died of covid.
Tell me how is the vaccine doing. Isn't it still ~40% of those in hospitals with covid are vaccinated.

Doesnt the government run ads like '50% those who are not vaccineted and die of covid are under 30'
Never discuss those vaccinated that die.
>you're just doing it to flex.
Okay.
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>His immune system is so pathetic he needs a vaccine to save him
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>>65388092
>suicide
She gave the poor lad dementia with all the mind games and gaslighting.
He just forgot how to access /britfeel/ for a few days.
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>>65388066
It will probably get better, but there is some other medication I've before that stops the shaking I forget the name but it's supposed to be for Parkinson's
Good job on getting up, your breakfast sounds nice
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Why do SCEAs LARPs revolve around dementia, first BritNormie now weatherfu
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>>65388113
.but we can hazard that they aren't good
Based on what? I could drink tap water and it could be poisoned. You're full on conspiritard.
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>>65388109
*Like a teenage emotional schoolgirl style.
Don't try and use BPD as an excuse desu, yer not the only nutter out there.
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>>65388123
weatherfu posted his dementia medication yesterday
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>>65388075
Yeah I can try
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>>65388126
BPD makes you act like an emotional schoolgirl, not sure what your point is here. He has textbook BPD
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>>65388124
I was referring to the lte of covid, not the vaccine. I was actually agreeing covid is dangerous, my point was why is covid special?

But I'm bored of this nonsense.
So call it your win, I just don't give enough of a fuck.
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>>65388131
>BPD
No such thing. It's just childish behaviour.
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>>65388128
>>65388131
Which 1 is it, BPD or dementia?
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>work nights
>want to stay up when I get in and watch tv/read a book, whatever
Fall asleep every time
>shit post on 4chan
Wode awake for days.
Why lads, why is it like this?
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>>65387512
Liking these Apus, Frosty. Liking them a great deal indeed.
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>>65388160
You can have both. He has manic breakdowns and can't remember why. He's only taking medication to manage his memory loss though.
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>>65387922
>How so

Because if you knew anything about it you'd be happy to take it, unless you had a specific real reason not to.

>I think just blindly accepting something because the government says so is silly

The nature of the vaccines and how they were developed it isn't a secret, so how are they accepting it "blindly"?
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>>65388029
>my claim is its too early for proper results.

and you're basing that on what exactly?
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>>65388092
How is talking about breakfast attention whoring? I'm just shit posting lad
Go seethe somewhere else
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People died because they listened to the governments advice that the Vaccine was safe
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>>65388191
You're a whore, you've had sex with at least 6 men, probably more
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>>65388122
My stepdad has Parkinson's. I might know it if you remember the name. Have you used any CBD before?
Breakfast was ok but the mackerel was in oil so now I feel a bit bleurgh
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>>65388194
A lot more people died because they listened to online propaganda saying it isn't safe.
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>>65388198
>You're a whore for having sex with 6 men
All of whom were my boyfriend's. Having sex doesn't make you a whore - selling it does though.
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>>65388198
>6
lol mate it's not the 1910s anymore
you'll be lucky to find a girl over 16 who isn't int he double figures
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Good morning all you lovely lads, how are we all the day?
Emailed my local Quaker group the other day asking if they're lgbt friendly and apparently they are. Giving some serious consideration to going to one of their meetings desu, always liked the sound of them. I'm not entirely atheist but never could get the more tradition variations of Christianity, also the silent reflection is very appealing to me.
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>>65388205
>a lot of people died
Good.
Over population is a problem.
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>>65388207
Why did you play with Weatherfu's emotions? Some of us actually care about him.
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>teehee play with my hair daddy
>I'm not leading lonely lads on I'm just talking about breakfast
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>>65388214
I agree lad, when are you killing yourself?
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>online propaganda
>UK.gov website data
>BBC
>ITV
>Channel 4
>sky
daily mail
>sun
>daily star
>the times
>LBC
>talk radio

It's all propaganda anon, and it all backs the gubbermint.
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Seethers lied.
Apus died.
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>>65388211
Prefer Scott's over Quaker tbqh
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>>65388216
>God forbid someone expresses a desire
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>>65388216
>he thinks that playing with someone's hair means he's entitled to put his penis inside them
Incel mindset 101. Weatherfu is a creep.
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>>65388225
Its a thread full of lonely affection starved men. You know this sort of talk leads them on and will lead to hurting them or them hurting you yet you still do it because you love the attention too much not to
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>>65388217
Soon lad. Plan to get my affairs in order.
I've been doing my bit before I do it. I was up north for a few weeks with a charity group who plant trees.

Next month I'm starting a 12 week job where we go around the country talking to kids in school about the environment and the little things they can do to help it. It's funded by several big companies as well.after thst il probably sit down and tell my mother I plan to kill myself.
I think she has resolved herself to no grandkids anyway.
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>>65388232
I'd definitely think they were up for something more than friendship.
>>65388239
Bingo.
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>>65388215
I do actually care and I'm sure the same applies. We never meant to hurt one another but it happened. We're both just emotional people with incompatible energies. Please stop trying to stir shit and comment on things when you have no idea what you're talking about. Focus on your own relationships/friendships rather than others
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>>65388244
I was only joking lad. You don't have to kill yourself. Just don't have kids. That's what I'm doing, and believe it or not it's actually though choice not lack of opportunity.
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>>65388207
I made that figure up, turns out its true

Take it your body count is double figures then?
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>>65388247
I know what I'm talking about. He's a friend of mine and he told me the whole story. I don't want to castigate you but I will say that you shouldn't do that to another very lonely person. You might think it's reasonable but you're actually creating a huge amount of sadness.
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>>65388239
It's not aimed at anyone though? I'm just expressing a desire for some comfort whilst I'm experiencing severe pain. Is it really that selfish?
It would be leading lads on if I directly messaged them this viandiscord/WhatsApp. I'm just posting in the void. There's nothing here for anyone to take.
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Nubs told weatherfu something might happen 'if he plays his cards right' very non-committal, get his hopes up with no intention of sleeping with him.
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>>65388264
He played his cards wrong then. No biggie, it happens. No need to cry about it.
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>>65388255
>Take it your body count is 0 then
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Nubs mate just ignore this lad who's tryna wind you up, there's literally no point replying to him because you'll never win
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Just bought a Switch, used discount code to get price down to 234 quid, didn't want the OLED model

>>65388161
Fellow night slut, eh? Us robo-gals can't function during the day
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>>65388267
Weatherfu got a royal flush and she still wouldn't sleep with him
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>>65388259
>One side of the story so it's true
>>65388264
I told him friends only and that I'm very emotionally unstable and unavailable
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>>65388269
It's 3 actually, like the digits of yours
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>>65388273
I know I know. I should just go back to work and stop trying to increase the post numbers itt
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Wonder how my mates Andy and SHUTIN are doing. They (like me and Prince William) have embraced and accepted fate
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>>65388249
The suicide isn't actually because of depopulation. I'm just not happy in life. I mena that's wrong, I'm happy, I enjoy what I do, I am quite an social person, I just feel low a lot and defeated for reasons I can't fathom, but it is what it is.

>not having kids
Financially, environmentally and even from just being responsible standpoint this is a good idea. The current world is not a good or healthy place to bring up a child. We live in the best era there has ever been, but the world is so much more bitter.
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Nubs gets a kick out of leading men on
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>>65388282
Ah shit yeah you got me
>2 more cocks until I hit 1k
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>>65388273
Canal Simp detected
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>>65388287
Doesn't shutin moan about being fat and bald?
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>>65388279
>One side of the story so it's true

I have to take his side of the story as truth. For one, he's never lied to me. Secondly, there's no competing narrative. His truth is the only truth I have.
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>>65388287
Well funnily enough I recently had my hair cut to be like Prince Williams. I feel it's given me a more mature look. I feel comfortable wearing jumpers over my work shirt now.
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>>65388287
Is this SCEA? You sound like him man, and I mean that as a compliment.
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>>65388290
>Leading men on whilst they're in a collar and on a chain
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>>65388288
Lots of soi in this post
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>>65388293
I'm the only 1 in here that isn't a thirsty little fuck.
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Last 3 digits is how many men nubs has slept with
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>>65388307
Aye, well your mum didn't complain I was pumping her in the tesco carpsrk.
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>>65388318
Corrrr filthy slagg
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>>65388320
Haha legend
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>>65388294
No excuse to be fat

>>65388311
>I'm the only 1 in here that isn't a thirsty little fuck.

Cope

>>65388300
Top lad is wills

>>65388303
me and SCEA were powerful allies
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>>65388320
>shagging a 56 year old woman
Not surprising from a soiboi like you
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>>65388296
And that's ok with me. I'm don't know who you are and I don't trust you. I don't need to share anything about my life with you nor do I need to. I'm glad you're being a good friend to Weatherfu, he mentioned at times he didn't feel he had many.
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>>65388327
Didn't know you were a monarchist Ebin
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>>65388327
No ebin, your life is a cope.
Didn't you thirst after len?, tilde? heard jun as well at 1 point.
Don't forget the jelly over your brothers cock, and then simping for his slag mate giving her lifts and subscribing to her OF?
Cope moar faggot.
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>>65388329
>56 year old woman
Your ma is Pigeon roastie?
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>>65388199
Procyclidine
I've had cbd oil before but not for that
I haven't eaten yet, maybe later
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>>65388326
They called the mayo legend after me in mcdonalds, on account of how much spunk I left on >>65388329's mums face.
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>>65388335
Cool, then I'll continue to believe Weatherfu. Hope to god you don't do it again to another vulnerable lad, because what you did was grim.
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Weatherfu killed himself so he could continue his pursuit of Pigeon Roastie.
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>>65388352
He's annoying her now in hell.
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>>65388347
Ah, he's not on that but he is on some kind of anticholinergic. Eating always makes you feel better. You sure your shakes aren't because of low blood sugar?
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Can anybody remember why ebin destroyed his PC?
Can anyone remember when ebin ran off to 8 chang to cope with "summerfags"?
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Nubs has Britain's loosest vagina
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>>65388349
And just like that, I lost all respect for you. I wouldn't say I've done anything to a vulnerable person. We are both vulnerable people and emotionally incompatible. That's the extent of it. Bore off lad
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Remember when ebin spazzed out at sp and leaked the game of thrones ending?
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>>65388360
Sounds like a channel 4 doc
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I had a dream last night I was married to a Paki lad. Couldn't work out why. I knew I wasn't gay, so I was wondering if I was a woman.
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Remember when ebin would spam the thread bitching about saku? Why does he get so jelly of posters?
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Nubs has cheated on boyfriends before, it wasn't unreasonable for weatherfu to assume she'd cheat again with him
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>>65388370
>I wouldn't say I've done anything to a vulnerable person.

Well I'd say you did. You say you're vulnerable too, but you were calling all of the shots.
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Remember when poley use to be a bloke and spied on some polish girls taking a shit.
Remember when he called those girls cuunnies.
Remember when he got a guy fired from his job because he was better than poley.
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Nubs has shagged 0.5% of all the men in Greater Manchester
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>>65388386
The lad emotionally blackmailed me. Fuck off
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>>65388387
Remember when poley and ebin met?
Remember ebin whinging to poley on the radio about how they only did it for attention?
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>>65388383
To be fair, Saku and Len stole money from him. Len said he urgently needed money for a pair of shoes for a job interview and to fix his boiler, so Ebin lent him a few hundred quid.

Then Saku and Len bragged to Ebin that it was all a lie, and they spent the money on a slap up meal and an expensive trip to WH Smiths for magazines, sweets and a rather expensive and very nice Parker Pen that Saku still uses to this day.
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>>65388384
>Girl ha shitty relationships several times.
What makes you think as number 25 you're gonna be the right one, she's clearly not a keeper.
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>>65388398
I'm howling, but posts like this are what call your sanity into question
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>>65388398
He was bitching before they got together lad.
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>>65388343
>>65388359
>>65388387
Canal Simp on a mad one. Homophobic tones coming off your post, tone it down.

>and then simping for his slag mate giving her lifts and subscribing to her OF?

I gave her one lift and it stunk my car out and she stained my seat. She kept inviting me round but I declined because I'm not that thirsty. I'm not using the volcel cope though, I just found her disgusting in the end. I wouldn't have been able to wank to her Onlyfans if I tried all day, my dick didn't even twitch.

>>65388352
I thought about buying an abarth recently. Pigeon roastie loved her abarth, shame she let feral pigeons shit in her house
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>>65388394
Next time if you're not interested in someone and they want to come and stay at your house, just say no. It's not hard, idiot.
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>>65388384
>Cheated on boyfriends before
News to me lad
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>>65388406
Ebin I've gotta be honest I thought you were a work of fiction until Nubs confirmed that you are indeed a Real person. You also have always struck me as profoundly asexual.
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>>65388407
>Staying at my house
Friends can stay over. It's not leading someone on to let them rest at your gaff. Have you never had a sleepover before?you think booking a hotel is a much better idea?!
What planet are you on lad. Go outside and touch grass
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10 hours sleep and still feel exhausted
yep, I am depressedddddddddd
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>>65388387
>Remember when he got a guy fired from his job because he was better than poley.
Did I?
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Mid meeting, freezing with the hoodie and the slippers on.
I'd rathre chuck on the bed duvet.
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>>65388406
>stunk my car out and she stained my seat
I'm creasing. Ebin's done Nubs AGAIN.
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>>65388426
Ya feeling comfortable?
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>>65388409
Happened twice, she stayed faithful to bf 4 and 1
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>>65388423
>Friends can stay over

How is someone you're meeting for the first time a "friend"? It's not some lad you went to school with, is it? I could ask you what planet you're on, because you clearly have no idea how men and women interact. If you've just met someone and you invite them to "rest at your gaff" then obviously it's a come on. Ask any neurotypical girl and they'll tell you the same thing.
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I'm seeing nubs this weekend and she has been dropping big hints that we'll be getting it on. Can Canalsimp/Weatherfu/Ebin confirm?
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How come every single lad from the thread who has met Nubs has come away with a profound dislike of her?

Nubs have you ever thought that YOU might be the problem?
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>>65388406
Never said anything about wanking to her lad. You did give her money to view it though, which is the definition of a simp.
Where's the homophobic tones? I just said what happened, I don't care if you prefer boys to girls. You do you lad.
I'm only speaking the truth here ebin.
Volcel isn't a cope for me, I don't want anyone in my life.
You're only 20 odd right? You're in the I want to better myself phase now (job, living alone). it'll be fun to see what you're like in 20 years time.
>>65388447
I didn't do owt.
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>>65388453
I think it's more 50:50 lad
>Like
Shout
CanalAnon
>Middle ground
Weatherfu
>Dislike
Ebin

I think it's more the fact as woman I'm meeting men on a forum notorious for incel ideology.
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>>65388470
>Middle ground
>Weatherfu

Uh no. He almost died because of you.
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>>65388439
What even are you chatting lad. Pure shite
>>65388441
We spoke for weeks before we met. It's almost like I have autism lad. Of course I'm not going to understand everything in this world. Weatherfu didn't meet me at mine first. But of course, you knew that because you know the whole story. Fuck off yeah?
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>>65388470
>I think it's more the fact as woman I'm meeting men on a forum notorious for incel ideology.

You might be right...but it begs the question, why the fuck would you do that?
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>>65388476
>Weeks

Oh well then you're best friends.

>I have autism

OK cool...I get it. You didn't understand what you were doing is wrong because of ASD. I don't have ASD and I'm telling you it is wrong...yet you seem to be refusing to listen?
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>>65388477
I am physically and mentally disabled and move houses a lot. It makes it hard to establish irl friendship groups. Having online friends is the only way I've managed to have friends. My best friend is an incel I met when I was 15 on Minecraft
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was going to post a cool video i found on youtube but your all being JERKS
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>>65388415
asexuality is the biggest cope ever, I have some whatever you call it, desire? I wank but its hard and really feel good 99% of the time. The lack of pleasure means I find it hard to justify the hard pursuit of sex and doing ridiculous stuff to attain it and betraying my own feelings and morals. I am lonely though and want intimacy and sex is a part of that package I'd of course be happy with but I wouldn't have a one night stand or pointless shag because its just not worth it for me. Maybe I would have sex with them if we could like have a good day out or something I guess like a fwb, like I'm not opposed to it or coping because I'm a virgin who doesn't get it anyway, I just don't place as much importance on it as others place on it

>>65388447
she plays a dangerous game, she said nice complimentary things to me nobody really says like "I would date you if I didn't have george because you're a good looking lad" and I also went for a handshake at the end but she hugged me (second person to hug me). It's massively dangerous because it would have been easy for someone like me to take that in and fall for her and then get massively upset eventually and harm her or myself. I had no feelings though, even as a friend I don't really have much negative or positive feeling about people most of the time, I found the ordeal funny in the end

>>65388459
I'm old and already live alone. I'm unemployable atm but I want to become a bin man. My therapist is leaving me soon because there is nothing more she can do and I ran out of the sertraline I was supposed to take to help fix me, I was going to volunteer asap but I need two personal references
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Just found out a Seethette has been leading male Apus on all over Feel Street and is upsetting them so much it's causing those wee Helpers to suicide themselves. Some of them are falling so madly in love with it they give her all their bennies.

Terrible. Someone should do something about it but if you pick a fight with one Seether they'll all turn on you.
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>>6538848
I never said he was my best friend. Just my friend.
It is not wrong to have a friend sleep over at your house. I'm not going to believe you. I sleep over at my friends houses all the time. There is nothing wrong about hanging out, having a beer and then napping on their sofa
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>>65388496
>My best friend is an incel

It's cruel and perhaps even societally irresponsible not to fuck him IMO. He could end up killing people.
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>>65388470
I dislike you, my 6'2 friend told me to be nice to you but after the way you've treated Ebin, I see you're vile through and through

I'm the queen around these parts and I'm this close to each exiling you, whore
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>>65388502
I'm sure your buddies would write you references.
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I DON'T LIKE RACISM, I WANT IT BANNED!
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On the tramadol today, hopefully i can get up and have a wash, and take a shit before the constipation starts, luv opiods me, hate the constipation, simple as.
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>>65388513
Andy and SHUTIN?
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>>65388514
IF YOU'RE A RACIST
YER A COWARD
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>>65388507
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with sleeping over at your friends houses. I'm saying that when a man and a woman have only recently meet, the relationship isn't as black and white defined as you think, even if you think you've fully defined it. I know that's tough to grasp for people with ASD, but the bottom line is, a friendship with someone you just met isn't the type of friendship where you can invite them over to your house to stay without giving them the wrong idea.
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>>65388511
>calling someone else vile
>professing to be queen
Oh my god I can't take it you are so fucked in the head it's beyond hilarious. You aren't even trans, this is just your latest mask, youre a psychopath who is incapable of feeling genuine emotions other than hate and greed.
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>>65388519
Yeah I'm sure they would
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>>65388502
You're mid 20's aren't you? That is not old.
Get sertraline from your dr's. They can prescribe it to you.
Was it you I was speaking to about coming off it, you're on 200mg having 1 every other day?
Isn't sertraline an antidepressant? Thought you were against those?
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>>65388526
Even "greed" would be widening Poley's emotional range. He's just 100% hate and narcissism.
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>>65387996
>or a bloke with a Thomas Shelby profile picture.
Christ that made me laugh so hard, cheers lad.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@lukemcfc2/video/7002564370777623813

END RACISM
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65388511
You're a sick piece of shit and I want nothing to do with your headfuckery. Don't respond to me again
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love footie
love man city

ate racism
want it banned

simple as
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>>65388558
Well done Nubs, you've redeemed yourself.
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Love my little man
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done no research
just don't want the vaccine
simple as
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>>65388538
>You're mid 20's
I turned 28 a couple of months ago, I still look young enough as long as the hairline holds up. I don't go out in the sun and I never drink alcohol

>Get sertraline from your dr's. They can prescribe it to you.
I was prescribed 50g tablets to get me on it but I struggle swallowing so kept spitting them out, she prescribed liquid form but the pharmacy hasn't been able to get it for 2-3 weeks now

>Was it you I was speaking to about coming off it, you're on 200mg having 1 every other day?
I was on 50 only to start with but OCD requires a high dose to be effective, 50 works for depression so I should bump it up to 200, they only put me on 50 to start with because of my long-term hesitancy

>Isn't sertraline an antidepressant? Thought you were against those?
I am, they are overprescribed tbqh. I don't think most people should be on them and they could just change their lifestyle, OCD doesn't really care about that though. Well they shill them hard and all the mental doctors I've seen over the years seem confidence in their effectiveness. I guess its desperate times call for desperate measures, I'm getting old and I'm getting no where and if that treatment can help then whatever. I keep losing weeks with random obsessions that take over my life. I got a GP appointment in a week or something so I'll just get more prescribed then
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>>65388558
Here's some free advice from a queen to a has-been, wannabe, never was, REAL queens fix each others crowns. They don't tear each other down, they don't feel the need to bring others low to feel high
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Corr lads, that kfc yesterday has given me a dodgy tummu
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moni is the joker
I can imagine himherxer laughing hard after each of these shitposts desu
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65388577
You're not a queen. Real queens don't proclaim themselves. I will never recognise you to be a woman, let alone a woman of royalty.
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>Tfw you will never have a hate fuck threesome with moni and nubs
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never had the makings of a varsity seether
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For me? It's Moni.
She's been here far longer than Nubs and is an intrinsic and valuable part of the thread who often contributes excellent OC and insights to the greater /britfeel/. She helped shaped this general become the great thing it is today.
Nubs is just a vile gargoyle cripple who is ridiculously less feminine than Our Moni, a trans woman of some repute.
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Dreamed I was getting off with a youtuber I fancy. Was quite nice.
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Started taking vitamin D today after reading about it here. Was quite cheap for 90 pills. What's the worse that could happen? I turn into the sun?
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>>65388593
>Being in the same room as Tubs, let alone a threesome
Vile
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>>65388147
You've never been around someone with BPD then kek
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>>65388612
>you'll never have greasy car sex with Anastasia Kingsnorth after a McDonalds Mukbang
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just want nubs to be my mummydom tbqhwy
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*repairs the britfeel tower's gellar field thereby banishing the demon poleaboo back into the warp*
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>>65388610
Sad post made by a sad person
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Moni is on fire today. Sizzling hot.
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>>65388571
Ah right, you're still not that old yet though, it just feels like it.
My hair has near enough gone on the top-back of my head now. I'll take a pic and you can have a laugh.
I'm not that bad with OCD, I do obsess over quite a few stuff but it doesn't rule my life. Depression's a weird 1 desu, you try better yourself when you're younger but the constant failures just gets on your tits after a bit.
Anyway, good look with stuff, I doubt you'll believe me but I've always routed for you over the years.
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Racism? Kick it out
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>>65388616
Well in lads. Got literally nothing to lose doing it and most people who rarely go outside are deficient enouhg in it to make a drastic reduction in their lives.

I'd keep on it indefinitely
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I've recently discovered an amazing lifehack. Spray some water up your colon and then take a dump, it glides out effortlessly and leaves no mess.
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>>65388571
Check out muh lack of hair
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>>65388624
'Dom' women have no respect for their male counterparts. And I don't blame them, the only thing that's in it for them is the feeling of control over you. They are repulsed by betas in every other way
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https://youtu.be/4VJ7xTNtkbY
https://youtu.be/Tv0rxMtOj-I

Why haven't you taken the Return of Reckoning pill yet, MMO lads?
It's a fan project and has an incredibly womfy community. I'm in the trailers!
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>>65388651
How do you get it up, do you put a hosepipe up yer bum?
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>>65388671
Sorry lad, not a virgin
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We can't be having another lockdown this winter lads. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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>>65388671
Nice, forgot this was still a thing.
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>>65388640
I'm not depressed clinically, maybe a bit down sometimes because of loneliness and the reality of my failures but in general I remain upbeat. The obsessions get intense in a way it can seem that I'm depressed because I can't do or enjoy anything because I can only think about one thing and everything else is ruined, yeah thanks

>>65388653
damn, I realize I'm lucky enough it hasn't got this way, didn't you ever think about treating it with finasteride/minoxidil? I'd just take it all off at that stage, I'd take it all off at a very early point in baldness though and just live without thinking about it, I just don't know if I'd look good with it all shaved off yet, its very dependent on head shape. I can't grow a beard either so that also makes it more difficult to pull off

>>65388648
I'm on the chewable blackcurrant vitamin D's from boots. I struggle swallowing. They are 25ug, is that ok? I eat 6 eggs a day too and they have vit D
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spacker mongs

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-58569794
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>>65388694
I shave it off now and again but mainly just don't care about it. It does grow out like a 3/4 afro so I shave it off then. You can't live without thinking about it if you're constantly thinking about having to shave it because your baldness is showing.
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>>65388694
6 eggs a day? can I smell your farts?
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>>65388617
Poley will we get video game streams soon
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>>65388734
he will be a vtuber with the woman he sexually harassed as his avatar
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>>65388689
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>NO VACCINE PASSPORTS
>NO FORCED VAX
>FREEDOM
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*stands in the corner of the thread clicking his fingers*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6VjNLlIy8
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Tubs can you explain why you had sex with Shoutanon and then started talking about Andrew whilst in Shout's bed?
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>>65388730
>6 eggs a day? can I smell your farts?

yeah. I have huel too sometimes

>>65388766
have sex
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>>65388502
Ebin apply for the BHS in Scarborugh. I know they ask for references but it won't be that big a deal. Put your mum and brother down. It will be fine. You'll be asked into have a chat with them. Be honest about your autism and issues and you will get a place.
I 100% know this will work. I deal with them in a professional capacity.
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>>65388827
>Ebin apply for the BHS in Scarborugh

I don't know how to apply tbqh, I guess you just go inside and maybe they have a form
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>>65388832
Seems to be his morning routine.
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all racism has been defeated expect anglophobia which is alive and well
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TIL that BHS is still a thing.
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Boring bait lad. I've not slept with Shout
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>>65388827
https://youtu.be/Dz-t-QPdoBQ
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Went to pick some blackberries but they had just gone past their best I think. Oh well, I'll get loads next year and try make some jams and maybe an pie or 2.
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might go for a walk later today
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>>65388205
My Aunty who was in perfect health had a stroke the day after getting the first jab.
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>>65388734
Unlikely as the next two games I plan to play are NEO The World Ends with You and Lost Judgment
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>>65388851
He says otherwise. Explain yourself.
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>>65388880
Hope it's a pleasant walk. Where are you thinking of going, just out or for a wander to a specific place?
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Going down to lidls once this rain stops.
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just getting high me today. better than being on 10+ pints of beer and then having the alcoholic reduced impulse where I might buy a 40 quid takeaway or a bag of coke.

might be done with beer for that reason
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Back home
Hard graft today, it ain't easy
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>>65388786
How does she explain the lovebites and scratches Shout was showing off in the group chat?
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>>65388939
Can't believe he showed you all his dick
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>>65388915
those calves are bigger than both my legs
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>>65388962
You sound underweight then skellylad
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>>65388838
Yeah go in and chat to the manager or a member of staff. There will be some basic health and safety stuff to run through and they'll show you the ropes.
Go do it today. Just be brave and walk in and ask if you could volunteer.
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>>65388968
might be exaggerating but they are FAT
and her arms are tiny. what a weird bod
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>>65388914
along the coast, big fan of the sea myself
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Is there a worse body type on a man than skinnyfat?
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>>65388983
morbidly obese is probably more problematic tbqh
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>>65388983
only morbidly obese. but regular fat is better than skinnyfat.

me? trying to look like pic related
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>>65388995
that doesn't look natty to me
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>>65388983
Im skinnyfat truly is a horrible body.
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>>65388995
ebin looks like THAT??
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>>65389001
that's because it isn't
the vascularity is a dead giveaway of steroid use
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>another cabinet reshuffle
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>>65389017
soon sunak, patel and javid will revolt, overthrow boris and declare the paki triumvirate
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>>65389001
he might be on some test or something but it's not a physique that screams out roids. achievable natty

>>65389011
having bicep and forearm veins are a dead giveaway of steroid use? if you see someone who's actually juiced they'll be big, shredded and have veins showing everywhere
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>>65389017
Carrie decided this one.
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>>65388981
Nice. I like walking near rivers, but don't venture out much by myself.
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>>65389028
look at his back in the mirror - dead giveaway he's on juice
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>>65389028
If he was on a lot sure. But at that bf% you don't get veins showing up in your arms unless you're on something.
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>>65389042
Vascularity could be from nitric oxide supplementation.
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>>65389034
huh? that's the person taking the picture
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a threesome with poley and nubs
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>>65388995
wow the lifting really payed off for ebin
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>>65389059
I'd genuinely rather shag Nubs and that's saying something
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>>65389051
yeah theyre both juiced up 100%
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Day 2 no fap.

I'm not wanking anymore lads. I'm done with it. All my energy is for my work and my family.
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>>65389072
and god
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>>65389024
Fucking based, wonder which of them will become the Ceasar of the group?
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I know I really shouldn't do this.
But fuck Nubs. She's a mental lying cunt.
Trying to gaslight lads here like Ebin and Weatherfu.
Pretending she doesn't want anything but friends.
Brazenly lying and acting holier than thou.
Using poor emotionally vulnerable lads for attention and then washing her hands of it. Absolute state.
Maybe you dumb simps can get it into your head you are being played.
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poley should become a politican
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Keep your discord drama in discord you boring cunt
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>>65389086
Hahaha I'm with SIC, that is mental. Fucking hell, I need to get back on the discord if this is the info being dished out.
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>>65389086
>he posted the chat logs

So much for "I'm not emotionally ready, I'm a volcel".
I can't believe I wasted time with that slut leading me on all the time she was fucking someone else behind Calum and my back.
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queue many samefagging replies
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dont know who or what sic is
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>>65389086
i dont even understand whats been said here
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>>65388971
I'm off to the gym today. Mum said they need 2 references and a DBS check and then give two days of "training" when she asked them, seemed ridiculous for a fucking charity shop
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>>65389086
Post the bit before this, the part you're racting too with "I am jgenuinely in shock".
You're not giving us the whole story.
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Wow lads mums put me in charge of the shopping
Fucking hell
I am stressed out
Wot happens if I spend me budget all on LagerAHHHH
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>>65389105
It's not very nice to keep trying to wind nubs up by pretending to be other people
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looool it never stays secret for long
sic just fucking SUPLEXED nubs out of this thread
expected better from shout

god if I were a woman I'd love eastenders
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I'm genuinely devastated. I thought I had a chance with Nubs when she became emotionally available but I'm now learning she's been shagging behind my back all along? What's the least painful suicide method? Fuck this.
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>>65388470
Do you have no friends outside of here?
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>>65388415
>Ebin fictional

There's videos of him on youtube
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>>65389145
>painful suicide method?
Shove a running chainsaw up your arse and jump down on it.
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>>65389086
Just rejoined the discord only to find out this is a fake sadly. It's genuinely very well done though. Top marks. I was convinced.
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>he posted the chat logs
>he posted the chat logs?
>he posted the chat logs!
>he posted the chat logs?!?!
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>>65389169
The cat is out of the bag now Tubs, too late for damage control.
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Heard Congo George got Nubs pregnant
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>[personality A] sex acts with [personality B]
Is it true?
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>>65388912
Nah don't think I will. Enjoy the lies lad. Hope they make you happy x
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>>65388995
Nice traps and good forearms. His hands look strong too.
8/10 would work out with him
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>>65389193
It's right there. You had sex with Shout while pretending to be volcel and leading Weatherfu to think he had a chance with you.
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>>65389193
The chatlogs have been posted Nubsey. It's over
Shout AND Andrew? Dirty whore
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>>65389197
>would work out with him
He's my bf. You cannot work out with him.
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>>65389164
i read about this guy who took a load of sleeping pills, plugged a chainsaw into one of those timer plugs and then laid it across his neck as he fell sleep
mental way to go tbqh
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>>65389197
>His hands look strong too.
yea bet they could hold you safe and tight
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>tfw my sister removed me from the family WhatsApp group
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big brown nose nonce
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>>65389222
You accidently send an arse pic thinking it was to schubert?
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>>65389222
Is that the sister you wanted to dominate you?
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>>65389222
its no surprise, you're a disgrace to your family. id be ashamed of you to
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>>65389222
that's because you're a degen
even your family want nothing to do with you
fat waster
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>>65389086
I'm not really sure what this is saying. Kinda hurtful that shout would lie or imply anything like that. I am mental and I don't deny that. I'm not lying about the fact that:
>I've not fucked shout
>I've not met Andrew - we just talk

I've never cheated on Calum. I still deeply love him. Seriously, fuck you all. What the fuck is wrong with you lads? Why are you doing this to me. I really do not understand what I've done
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>>65389236
Why are you pretending to be me again?
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>>65389236
Shout attempted to rape me, did he do the same to you?
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>>65389222
What's your opinion on Shout shagging nubs? Do you think he was forceful with her?
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>>65389145
I'm still emotionally unavailable and I've not been shagging. I've been trying to improve my life and my mental state
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>>65389236
You stay away from my good mate Andy, harm him and there will be consequences
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>>65389236
>Kinda hurtful that shout would lie or imply anything like that

He didn't. It's a fake log.
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>>65389236
Right but Shout has literally shared photos of you two in bed together so it's obviously not a lie. It's absurd you think you can still get away with this.
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What do you think Nub's braps smell like?
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Do you really have nothing better in your lives other than hounding me?
Fuck every single one of you toxic little cunts
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Going to the police about the abuse
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I wonder what her fanny felt like on Shout's glans. Delightful I'm guessing. An unalloyed delight.
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>>65389244
I would normally say absolutely but Nubs is such a whore that she was probably begging him for it
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>>65389252
Fucking hell. We shared a bed when I stayed over at his but we didn't fuck. What is wrong with you. Why are you doing this?
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>>65389258
Well done Nubs. I can supply chat logs if needed.
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I'm just off the phone with the Police. They're going to arrest Shout and Shut In Chad for what they've done.
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65389262
Oh shut the fuck up you mentally ill knobhead. You create lies and drama to distract from your own sickness
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Don't forget to mention what you did to Weatherfu
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The police say that Shout committed a crime by appearing in those fake chat logs. It doesn't actually matter if someone made it up. It's Attempted Perversion of the Course of Discord
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Just want Shout out of business
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chicken satay for lunch
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Need SIC shut down
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The police have been trying to get Shout for his illegal bitcoin operation and SIC for his Asian human trafficking. Nubs testimony is the missing piece of the puzzle for them.
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this is why you don't post the chatlogs
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The torrent of abuse Nubs has had to endure is disgusting. The bullies need to be brought to justice tbqh
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>>65389086
I never had this conversation with Shout. This is all made up and from what I've heard about Nubs she's a lovely young lady.
I don't want to be dragged into this gay little drama.
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>>65389309
Smuggles In Chinese
It makes sense now.
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>>65389315
Why bully though?
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Prohibited from impersonating anon
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Where are the HC chatlogs, you know the ones
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It's about time the police got involved tbqh. It's gone too far.
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>>65389317
I wouldn't say lovely. I try to be kind but I'm definitely a bit fucked in the head. Thanks for confirming SIC
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might just take a couple of downers and chill today
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>>65389330
Destroyed I suspect
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>>65389351
i have a backup
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>>65389317
Yeah I can also confirm that chatlog is fake. To be honest I logged into my Discord account just to read it all unfold, rubbing my glans through my trouser pocket in sheer anticipation of the drama, only to discover it's fake.
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just woke up, whats happened? has someone finally phoned the rozzers about the thread? we had a good run anyway tbqh
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>>65389359
Busy working as always.
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Losers creating drama to bully a vulnerable individual
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>>65389261
>>65389359
Why didn't you post with the trip on the first time eh Britstirrer?
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>>65389365
A few members from the thread have been arrested for crimes
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>>65389359
I suspect you created it in photoshop you pathetic slug.
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>>65389378
that does sound like the kind of thing someone would be arrested for to be fair
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ill be back later, thread's too grim atm
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>>65389366
What, i'm not allowed a lunchbreak Mr. Shekelstein?
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My mum still asks me about Tilde and if I talk, she never asks me about Nubs or Poley who I also met up with
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>>65389383
Nah. Not my style.
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>>65389387
Shit stirrer aren't ye lad. Thinking you're doing numbers eh?
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right, im off to the dentist and i fucking hate dentists, goodbye lads, i hope i die
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>>65389400
havent been to the denist myself in over 10 years
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BN talking to himself again
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>>65389266
You absolute slut cunt
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>>65389389
That's because it was romantic with Tilde.
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Some say Tilde is still under that street light
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>>65389423
Ironic post considering she's getting railed by a darkie.
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what would actually happen if you called the police and told them about this place. they would just laugh and hang up, right?
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>>65389430
you'd get a caution for wasting police time
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>>65389430
haha yea thats exactly what we'd do, tell us about all your crimes there, fellow anonymous
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>>65389414
>That's because it was romantic with Tilde.

She didn't know that, although I shared a hotel double bed room with her a few times and none of the others were here for long. She doesn't know Tilde is trans even though I did tell her she forgot, she forgets nearly everything I tell her anyway

>>65389423
It wasn't my fault, my family didn't want anyone in the house. Its ok now I have a flat of course I would let people in but I've never had any friends in my flat, aside from my mum like 3 people a year come in my flat, the gas registered safety guy, the electrical safety guys and a guy to replace the ceiling lights
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>>65389430
They'd say "As a matter of national security, cases about /britfeel/ are handled by MI5"
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>>65389430
The thread is full of sex offenders. Police are well aware of this general and actively monitor it.
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me? im a sex defender
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>>65389445
>Shared a bed with Tilde
Absolut slut
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>>65389456
Yes, we've all read your 2013 AMA mate
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He shared a bed with Tilde
But he shared her hole with Jermaine
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Ebin double penetrating Tilde's arse with Jermaine, his tiny phimosis cock barely making any impact compared to Jermaine's thick Zulu spear

>Oh god Jermaine, Jermaine yes, yes Jermaine....oh and Ebin of course
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>>65389463
fuck off GCHQ youve read nothing about me
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>>65389463
Fuck off Shippy you're not funny
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>arrive at the job centre 10 minutes late
>woman at the entrance says "oh it's fine you're only 5 minutes late"
>work coach cuts my appointment short because of it
fuck me why would anyone fuckin work when you get treated so well and paid for doing nowt
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yea fuck off shippy you CUNT
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>>65389459
well I was in a weird situation then. I thought my bedroom was poisoning me so couldn't sleep there, I was sleeping just anywhere in the house and my car which was very grim. I was more fucked up than that and was really bad for a time. I attribute Tilde to saving my life by providing the relief of visiting and buying hotel rooms. It was really selfless and hard for her to do with travelling and me not being as nice as I should have been, there was stuff like me freaking out thinking Tilde had poisoned my pepsi and stuff like that


>>65389466
>>65389473
I wouldn't mind. Cuck fantasies are one of the only things that sexually excite me. As long as I didn't dislike the other person
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>>65389509
BN you're incorrigible.
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shippy heading into a fishing shop to buy a quarter pint of maggots in order to trick britfeelers
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>>65389522
Withdrawing cash at the Nisa near his house and heading straight for the tackle and bait shop.
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>>65389509
FUCK OFF SHlPPY
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Face me Shippy you CUNT
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>>65389522
They put maize starch on them.
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Shippy whistling a happy tune while he washes the starch off his maggots
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yea shippy fuck off you CUNT
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where does shippy live
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>call him shippy because he always posted pictures of harold shipman

ive been here so long i forgot just how strange this thread is
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>>65389548
About 10x more people know him as "Shippy" than know him by his real name.
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>>65389551
Steven Hippy?
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Tilde IN
Nubs OUT

simple as
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>>65389567
Fuck off SiC
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>>65389567
id love to go in and out of both of them if you get my meaning eh wink wink nudge nudge
wahey
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>>65389567
Fair play to Nubs shagging lads from here. It's more effort than any other female poster put in.
I hope plenty of /britfeel/ posters get some relief with her.
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>>65389597
Cola shagged a fair few.
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>a bait box of maggots please
>unstarched if you would be so kind
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Can't get used to this phone, might just go back to my fucked up one
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>>65389605
I bet she's filthy in bed. I've heard she was sleeping around even when she started dating her current boyfriend.
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>>65389627
>she
uhh
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>>65389627
My good mate Andy had a go I believe, just proves that there is hope for the follicle challenged among us. Good on him.
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>>65389607
>what are you fishing with them? bass? salmon? a bit of mackerel?
>i'm hoping to reel in a few /britfeelers/
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>>65389597
If I had actually shagged lads I would understand why I'm being called a slut. I've not shagged posters though (with the exception of SIEDA). I really don't understand the borderline obsession
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>>65389646
SIEDA?

>SI
Shut in
>E
Ebin
>D
??
>A
Andrew
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>>65389646
>I don't understand

You have vagina.
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>>65389658
>D
Daddy
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>>65389658
>D
>??

D'shoutanon. That's his African name.
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>>65389658
Actually its

the I is for Ian and the singular S is just for Shut in, so that's 5 in total with "D" being an unknown.
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>>65389605
>Cola shagged a fair few.
What, up the arse?
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>Poley
>Cola
>Chika
>HC

All good lads
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>>65389677
>What, up the arse?

Presumably.
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23 posts til the threads dead lads, get yer last quips, insults, drama, apus etc in! *

>my apu rings a giant novelty bell
>WAST WOUNDS WANONS
>WAST WOUNDS OF WEER

yes apu!!! calm down they heard you lad!
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cant believe mayuri shagged cola
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>avatar posting
>signature use
>off topic
>low quality
>spamming
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Grown men playing personality lets pretend. Cringe.
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How much do you reckon paki repair blokes would charge if I supplied the screen?
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>watching documentary about Broadmoor
>99% sure I see poley in the background
Entirely unsurprised tbqhwyl
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face me little guy
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room mate has his kid over, so awkward, he talks to her like shes a fucking spazz
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>>65389764
maybe she is, why not in school?
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>>65389732
They're all rip off merchants. Took my laptop to one of them asian shops and they conned me
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>>65389768
i know she isnt, shes 3 years old
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Ebin was so lucky to have Tilde and then he tossed her aside
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>>65389732
I paid 190 or something at the Samsung shop for a cracked screen replacement. Took 3 or 4 days.
Pakistan places will be much cheaper and could be same day. I opted for Samsung for the safety but wish I hadn't.
I took about an S6 edge and changed the charging port at the same time my current phone was broken. Wasn't so bad. Just a project I didnt care if I fucked up. Works OK though
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>>65389815
I have a phone now whuch is fine but prefer the broken one. Just going to and see if it's just a loose connection or something
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I have absolutely no desire to work
Gonna get into some shit for it probably
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its pissing down quite heavily now
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>>65389678
thank you thank you
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Funny how quiet the thread gets when the bullies have gone
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>>65389841
This is how I've felt this week and last. Really falling behind. Got an important meeting tomorrow and I'm way behind on account set up. Fucking long. Usually they should do it but they're old and it's a charity so my boss is telling me to sort it. Can't be arsed. They aren't even paying much and I've put about 16 hours into it already. What we'd usually charge to set up an account would be way more than there annual fee for this. Bullshit.
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>>65389942
whats funny about this
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>>65389928
its the end of the thread, people are saving their epic oc and larps for the start of the next one for maximum (You)s
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>>65389939
Kek, he thought you're a tranner but yer just a bummer.
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Jump into the new thread liddingtons
>>65389979
>>65389979
>>65389979
>>65389979
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im not sure why i feel like this but i always feel like 'helps' should be spelt 'helpes'
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>>65389980
tbqh what is the difference!
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>>65389999
Le feminine benis and titty skittles.
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>>65390015
cba with all that cringe desu
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>>65389806
Oh aye. I tossed her off alright



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