>itchy spot on my shoulder blade just barely out of my reach
>>65388557>yfw no qt supportive gf to scratch your shoulder blade and back because you cant reach that one spot by yourself
only option is suicide
>>65388557Try a fork
A ruler or a pencil
>>65388601>>65388604I rubbed my back against a corner like a cat
>>65388557That's the CIA jab chip trying to phone home. It sensed your pido urges.
>>65388557Stop being fat. Imagine being this pathetic