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Same old drivel innit edition
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First for widerz
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last thread wasn't womfy at all.
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*dives into the thread from the top board*
WA
HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY
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*my apu rings a bell in the middle of the room*

>WELLO
>WLEASE WEEP WOSSIPING TO A WINIMUM!!!
>pisses itself and waddles into the kitchen
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>>65389997
A fist in yer arshole make it widerz.
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>>65390000
Nice quads de lid
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dont like it when people can't tell the difference between a legionary and a legionnaire
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Just woke up liddingtons
Need to fix my sleep pattern somehow
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>>65390055
just stay up de lid
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Coffee doesn't wake me up or give me energy at all
are people who just neeeeed their coffee larping or retarded?
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>>65390068
>are people who just neeeeed their coffee larping or retarded?

Yeah couldn't possibly be anything other than those two options.
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>>65390074
caffeine does literally nothing though
how can people rely on it
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Another round of personality drama and drivel is it, sad twats?
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>>65390000
I agree lad. No womf to be found
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>>65390114
Hopefully not, today might be the day we get some OC
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back from the dentist, hated it, got a filling, mouth feels like shit, dentists assistant and 3 of the 4 receptionists were wank material, gonna spend the rest of my day sulking and feeling sorry for myself
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>>65390062
I'm stocked up on poundland monsters lid so I'll be good for the rest of the day
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>>65390068
>X didnt work for me so it must be false
>I am yet to develop theory of mind that little kids have
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would love to go on a coke bender too bad i dont have any gear
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>>65390068
Mix D-ribose powder with monster. Works like a charm.
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Why is Ebin so keen on Andrew and shutin now?
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>>65390170
oof seethe
>>65390194
>monster
don't want a heart attack desu desu
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Supposed to be starting in 5 days at a new job and they said they'd email me next week about details. They haven't.
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>>65390114
Maybe yeah, what are you planning to post instead?
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>>65390170
People with autism literally don't lad.
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Gunna go down to lidl and stock up on shit loads of SNACKZ and then im gunna smoke more ganj

Dunno what to think about ganja. Dont think im gunna get more in once ive ran out.
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>>65390207
They are both facing the same challenges. Of a follicular nature.
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>Zero life outside of 4Chan
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>>65390233
Who are you quoting there laddio?
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whats the appeal of sucking cocks for a woman?
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used to lurk this general round four years ago, how are you guys doing now, compared to that time? always liked the OP images that you changed according to holidays or seasons
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>>65390246
its just instictive to them, its like breathing or eating/drinking, just what they do, if you stand in a womans front garden with your cock out, sooner or later she WILL come out and suck it, its just what nature tells them to do
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>He's started his performance
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>>65390255
Good mate, good to see you back.
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>>65390161
take it easy lad theyre leefal them. proper caffeine rush
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>>65390255
its a dire thread these days, there glory days are long gone
4 years you say? imagine rome 400 years after augustus, thats where we are now
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>>65390270
He was doing his daily performance a bit in the last thread, but he woke up late today. He's just starting to hit his stride now and the cope and seethe will begin.
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*looks around the corner of the thread to check for seethie weethies*
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Why did BritNormie mention his glans in the last thread
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How many different pairings of personality on personality sex have there been?
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might just get pissed and pass out at like 7 pm
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>>65390311
im still waiting for the scea x kikenight arc myself
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Really enjoying nubs recent promiscuity arc
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>>65390300
I can only suspect he did it to cause disturbance to the victims of child molestation
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>>65390246
Submissiveness is the main one. They get to be on their knees and have their mouth used
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A cheeky MB getting used as a fleshlight by his nonce uncle post
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>keep getting whitehead spots on my earlobes
What could be causing this lads?
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filthy brown cunts stealing a bag load of apples from behind where I live. You don't live here, take your thieving cunt kids back to the shithole end of the suburb where you belong.
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if you had to fight on the front lines in WW2 would you rather join the army, the navy, or the RAF?
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>>65390418
Racist bastard. Sounds like public property to me
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>>65390461
raf, quick bombing run over berlin and back home in time for tea and medals
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>>65390488
private car park for the people just on this street. if you don't live here you have no business here.
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Getting sick of sending off job applications and getting fuck all response 2bh.
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>>65390488
windfall fruit belongs to whoevers land the tree is on, regardless of where the fruit actually falls
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>>65390507
They are richer than you
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Why don't travellers just live in houses like normal people
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Imagine you found out your dad was a pay pig for findoms.
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>>65390574
theyd have to pay council tax and shit then
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>>65390574
We call them pikeys around here
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>>65390574
You ever heard the phrase "don't come a-knockin when this caravan's a-rockin"?

MB has...
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Just reported some guy to the British Transport Police
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>>65390652
snitches get stitches lad
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>>65390655
They don't, maybe in prison they do, but not in 99% of situations
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Would you ever go sky diving?
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>>65390674
nah, would be a very silly way to die
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>>65390668
If those people find out, they'll kill you or at least beat you. And for what? What's the benefit? To feel smug for 10 minutes? Hardly worth it. Someone here grassed me up to Crimestoppers and I'm still trying to find him.
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>>65390685
What did crimestoppers do, did you get lifted?
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>>65390674
Yeah it seems fun, but I don't really want to do it with some dude strapped to my ass.
I did a bungee jump and it was great fun, terrifying but great.
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>>65390685
You will never find Britnormie
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Michael Lane breathing a sigh of relief now swanny has a new enemy
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>>65390612
The caravan was rockin' that summers night in '93... MB was NOT happy
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*posts in the current britfeel*
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>>65390652
>Just reported some guy to the British Transport Police

Ultra based. Praying for another lockdown so I can report rule breakers
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lol child abuse eh lads
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>>65390668
they do in /britfeel/
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>>65390729
fuck off avatar faggot
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>>65390735
Aye lad it wouldn't be /britfeel/ without posts about child rape and imaginary sex acts between personalities.
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Any welsh lads itt
>Please see the attached proposal
>Gwelwch yr atodiad proposal?
Diolch
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>>65390799
>>Gwelwch yr atodiad proposal?
>Diolch
you got a sore throat lad?
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He grabbed MB's anus between the tips of his fingers and rolled his rectum down like a condom
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>>65390799
>Any welsh lads itt
its britfeel so i bloody hope not
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Did that crimestoppers call get swanny nicked by the rozzers?
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He grabbed MB's ball bag and folded it into his foreskin like a letter into an envelope, licking it to seal it and popping it into the post.
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>>65390846
Yeah that's why he disappeared for a while.
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>>65390858
It wasn't enough to molest him. He had to do it in a mindbendingly surreal way.
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>>65390877
But he's back now
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Here comes the lets pretend drama an drivel. See you tomorrow lads.
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>>65390922
Nah it's alright lad, you don't need to leave
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Less then an hour of work left, and no idea when this PCIE power cable is gonna be here.
I wanna power up that 3080...
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>genuine question lads, how are you supposed to study to try and better yourself while on bennies?

>not allowed to study full time while on ESA because they'll take it away
>studying part time might change your capability for work because they'll think "oh he can study that means he can work"
>they don't see a difference between studying in a comfortable low stress learning environment and getting screamed at behind the mcdonalds counter and take your ESA
>if you quality for a part time maintenance loan, part of the loan counts as income and so reduces your ESA for the duration.
>even if you CHOOSE NOT TO TAKE IT they'll still reduce your ESA

I'm 34. I'd have to take out a loan to get an apprentiship. I'd have to take out a loan to study full time. Both of those means losing my bennies outright. I'd potentially lose my safety net if I studied part time. The govt really just wants me to sit here and fucking do nothing?
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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRxCKLSQ/
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>>65390964
You're living the /britfeel/ dream lad, why change it?
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>>65390964
>how are you supposed to study to try and better yourself while on bennies?
you're not. why do you think the uk has some of the lowest social mobility rates in europe
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>>65390981
Actually can you hand me over those stats?
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>>65390964
Does the jobcentre not pay for things like doorman licences etc?
It's no easier for wagies, you basically have to take a loan and then rearrange your life around the course. I was looking for a plastering course or something a while back and couldn't find anything on an evening, you just have to find a job that lets you take Tuesdays off.
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>>65390989
https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/may/22/social-mobility-data-charts
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>>65391003
>https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/may/22/social-mobility-data-charts
I was hoping for something a bit more recent but cheers.
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>>65391020
https://www.weforum.org/reports/global-social-mobility-index-2020-why-economies-benefit-from-fixing-inequality
uk comes 21st on the list
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>>65390410
hormone changes cause spots i read
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>>65390975
100 a week isn't living the dream. It's just enough to exist on while being able to enjoy one or two hobbies but it's not enough to live. I can't afford to learn to drive. I can't afford to own and maintain a car. I can't afford to travel anywhere to see and do interesting things and meet people. I can't afford to be indipendent so still live with my mum. So I just sit in my room browsing the internet and playing video games 16 hours a day.

>>65390981
Yeah social mobility where I live is one of the worst in the UK. For any other anons who want to know their scores. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-42112436

>>65390999
this was on my mind as well cause how do people in full time work even find the time or the money to do it either.
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Wanting to move out and get a place of my own, a nice little flat in the middle of town would be comfy, currently live in a village with parents couple of miles outside of town. It's all I can really afford, no freeholds to be found within my price range unfortunately, still hope it'll get me amongst people more than sitting behind my pc here all the time.
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>>65391090
Fuck me you're a man child that did his best to get on mong bennies so you can do fuck all day in and day out and now it's a bit boring. Maybe you should pretend to be a bigger mong than you really are and get more mong bennies.
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>>65391127
how much fo you have saved up lad? looking to move out myself there's no chance of that atm
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>>65391129
God your mindset (or lack thereof) is so depressing.

This guy wants to be better than just leeching off the system and wants to be a more productive member of society and correctly pointed out the lack of social mobility for his situation.

And you're being lol bennies :D, god forbid anyone has to deal with you and trying to make you a more productive person.
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If you're 20+ and still living with mummy you've failed as a man.
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Nubs is nothing but a sodden dirty old cymraeg slut
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if you're 20+ and still wearing condoms you've failed as a man.
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might order a pizza and watch a movie later today
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>>65391167
I work for the DWP lad, I talk with these type all day, literally worthless bums that want everything given to them and all their failures are due to other people.
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>>65390068
I used to get a little euphoric boost and feel awake for a while after having an energy drink but after consuming so many it doesn't happen anymore. Maybe it's a tolerance thing?
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>>65391211
>have no opportunities
>want opportunities to better self
>LOL U JUST WANT A HANDOUT INNIT
would love to see you on the other side of the desk.
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>>65391211
>I work for the DWP lad

And that explains everything.
I'd be pissed off to if I saw some jobless person get benefits to support themselves while looking and then when they get a job, they get to leave and you're still stuck there.
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>>65391179
Shout is definitely a step down from her boyfriend. It must be his wily northern charm that makes women like nubs and alina want to cheat on their boyfriends.
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Drunk again waheyy
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>>65390518
Stop sending them off.
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>>65390518
Smartest thing I ever done was pay someone to write up my CV and Cover Letter.
That shit got my ball rolling.
I used TopCV.

Bear in mind it is expensive but I wouldn't be here without it.
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>>65391282
>I wouldn't be here without it.
britfeel?
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>>65391289
Cheeky fucker. I like ya.

Nah nah, bout 1.6k a month, WFH.
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>>65391282
>I wouldn't be here without it
On the spastic incel board?
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>>65391225
Don't talk rot, these people would much rather have an increase in bennies than actually do anything for themselves.

>>65391232
Stuck there?
I'm paid well and I get to howl at the cringe these parasites come up with
>I received a letter saying I'd been underpaid, when will I be paid it. I've been awake all night with muh mental health
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>>65391312
has to be a larp, but then again only true sociopaths would enjoy working for the DWP and laughing at others suffering.
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>>65391300
>1.6k a month
scea makes 500 lizzies a day now
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>>65391164
Around 16 grand mate, next to no expenses so it's just creeping up. Just a case of whether I should wait until I have abit more for a deposit or go and buy something before the rate of price increases out paces my saving.

On 18k a year job since last sep, around 5k was from five years of temp employment & bennies stacking up. 18k a year isn't much to get a mortgage on.
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>>65391326
Not a LARP lad and I'm enjoying the meltdowns caused by the removal of the covid uplift payments.
>Muh mental health is taking a tumble due to this
>i i can't cope I've got anxiety you know
>Is there a benefit to replace the 20 pound a week we got?
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I've created a washing up liquid universe. Haha I am god of the sink.
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>>65391366
Read this as

>Muh alcohol intake is taking a tumble due to this
>i can't afford my daily pack of fags
>Is there a benefit to keep me off work for a bit longer?

Fucking parasitic cunts
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>>65391383
And you can flush it all away in a matter of seconds. I wonder if there's someone stood looking over us like that, thinking the same.
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>>65391312
>paid well

Lol larp or delusion
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>>65391403
he would NOT be happy with what he saw
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His uncle used him like a cymraeg
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eating loads of snacks. looking at the sugar content of the stuff im eating just now its

>1litre of wanta: 48g of sugar
>big bag of m and ms: 140g

200g of sugar demolished in one sitting. Im gunna get fucking diabetes. Thinking about how much sugar I woulda been consuming with 10+ CIDERZ a day. good lord.
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>>65391403
Maybe God was washing up and created us?
>>65391416
What if God just thought fuck it then built another 1?
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>>65391366
>people barely struggling as is now even worse off
you know the vast majority of people on UC are actually in work right?
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If I put a good work in for meself, reckon Boris would get everyones extra 20 quid and just give it to me for 1 week? if I ask nicely?

Lets av a benny whip round for uncle frosty, get him a few million in bennies
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>>65391435
Slow down on that stuff mate, it'll wreck you terribly later on.
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>>65391244
isnt alina a man?
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>>65391435
You drink 10 ciders every day? Bit much really innit. I average 3-4 cans a day and even then I want to cut down.
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>>65391455
Ill stop today de lad. Im on the ganja so having a pig out session.

>>65391497
Thats my major malfunction at the moment I cant do anything in moderation. im a bit of a problem drinker when im on the booze. i just doss around wanking and shitposting day after day in a loop that wont stop. kinda like now but more intense when drunk
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im attempting to lower my sugar, caffiene and nicotine intake, i think theyre causing my panic attacks, also gonna try to stop stressing out so much but thats easier said than done ofcourse de loddos
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>>65391435
NEED TO AT LEAST SWITCH TO SUGAR FREE OR LOW SUGAR WANTA FREN
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>>65391526
NOOO NOT THE WANTA!!!!!!
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Do apus eat M and Ms or W and Ws?

is it W and Ms?
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This is my first time going down the seasideMARK rabbit hole, and he seems more wholesome that the impression I got from posters.
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Thats the KFC wodered lids
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>>65391587
He is quickly becoming the funniest weirdo on the UK lolcow scene, edging out Poleaboo for the top spot
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>>65391587
SSM is 100% a character. One of Ricky Gervais's I reckon. Probably testing the waters before he commits to a SSM TV series.
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>>65391507
>i just doss around wanking and shitposting day after day in a loop that wont stop. kinda like now but more intense when drunk
Very easy trap to fall into. You have to cut down that drinking and consider days when you don't drink. Also you should try and have 4chan/procrastination-free days. It's hard but you'll feel less like shit.
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>>65391561
my apus eat flowers from the neighbours gardens
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>>65391608
>>65391621
What am I missing here? All he does is drink and have dinner at wetherspoons. Is this really so entertaining to you?
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>>65391621
It's hard to know whether it's a character or he just likes winding people up.
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LOL the boring fat man drinks and eats food LOOOOL
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>>65391392
You should see the seethe now we ask them to attend appointments on a Saturday too.
>o on the weekend b but its the weekend.

>>65391410
I'm not the one sobbing over losing 20 pound a week, mate.
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>>65391644
bizarre thing is he claims he has a job. i just dont see how that is possible
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Found an unopened box of100mg sertraline in my cupboard.
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sometimes i stink of fish
sometimes i stink of piss
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>>65391701
he sounds like hes got a learning disability but cant tell if its just that hes pissed or what. hes defo not a full quid
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plagued by neuralgia
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>>65391812
According to seasideMark Exposed he lives in a tiny bedsit
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>>65391870
>According to seasideMark Exposed he lives in a tiny bedsit
He's over 35 so entitled to his own place. Think it's probably a bunaglow.
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Honestly ive had a little think. What are odds of mark just lying about smelling like fish and he actually just wandered into a dole office and claimed he had it and had them verify it by smelling his unbathed and unwashed clothes

has he verified his diagnosis?
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>>65391933
didnt know that was a rule but makes no sense
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>>65391933
probably cos young 20s 90% of people in that state are gunna be drug addicts and probably unable to do any meaningful work

And if youre 35 its more likely the wifes left and all that shit and your job collapsed.

Its not fair but I imagine thats what the crack is.
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>>65391900
considering how tough the dwp seem to be on proving other stuff, youd think it was real but then again i dont get how he is so comfortable just walking around in public going pub etc.
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the dude with the nasty toe made a thread >>65390934
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Prohibited from having a nice toe
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Prohibited from having a womfy general
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>>65391755
Nah they made wanking more difficult. I don't want them.
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>>65391974
That's someone else. My toe is recovering nicely.
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Prohibited from bareback
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>>65391710
>Doleys have to sign on on a Saturday for their giro
I'm so glad I got off thst shit years ago.
Soon as they changed it to online from the paper booklet I knew it was gonna be fucked. Heard they force you into 3 months of working for free too.

Now I work 3 days a week and make over a grand a month, after bills and rent etc I still come out with about 400 to myself.
Never work weekends either. Hardly drink, don't smoke or do drugs so I save so much money its unreal.
Helps my interests are music (a lot of live events are just getting back to happening so saved so much there) and comics.
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>>65392029
400 quid a lot to yourself is nothing lad. Less than 100 quid a week. Not far off the dole.
I have 1400 a month left after bills and rent. Still live pay cheque to pay cheque.
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how come mark is prohibited from seeing his own children?
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>>65392060
That's after food costs etc too though mate. My mortgage, car, council tax, gas and electric, food costs, Internet, streaming services etc all come to under 600.

If I went up to 5 days I would be coming out with about 1500 to myself, but I'd. Rather have more days off than money.

Also, all I have to do is sit and solder chips all day. Its piss easy work mate, better than worrying about getting sanctioned because I didn't apply for a job at pound land.
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When you think about it lads..that 'new baby' smell folk always harp on about is just the smell of amniotic fluid really innit
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>>65392060
Also
>still live pay cheque to pay cheque
Live with in your means then, ya spud.
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>He thinks this thread is all "drivel"
>No one here likes him. Many posters dislike him so much they are delighted that he was abused as a child.
>He still can't resist coming here and spends 8+ hours a day here every single day

I am describing a 38 year old man here.
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I DONT LIKE RACISM!
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>everyone who dislikes the personality shit spam is -HIM-
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>>65392134
well no it isn't, people talk about the smell of a baby weeks after birth
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https://youtu.be/rGh97zsBfWk

cant get enough of this. sounds like lou reed channeling funkadelic. what a bop.
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>He's absolutely gagging to get some thread drama going.
Teen girl mentality
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>>65392172
I fucking love it.
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>When he feels attacked he turns to his "you think I'm HIM" cope
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>>65392110
Can't say here for legal reasons but it's all in the archive.
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>>65392185
Yeah well it's been in there for 9 months the smells gonna stick innit dickhead
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THERE'S NO ROOM FOR RACISM

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1631454473050.webm
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>>65392193
WHOEVRARAR REREAR WHOEVER S RACIST IS A COWARD
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>>65392118
No idea how people have such small food costs. Even when I'm cooking and not eating takeaways I spend a tenner a day.
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>>65392223
They get 90% of their calories from carbs and never buy fresh vegetables or meat.
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>>65392118
would love to learn how to solder and shit like that. really in demand market that doesn't even look too difficult. how do you even find stuff like that without needing 10 years prior experience.
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eyes are so bad i can't even read the thread without my glasses now
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>>65392211
Why are the english so ugly?
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>>65392211
>whoever's rrhgss
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>>65392264
https://youtu.be/e-KtCw66U3A
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>>65392211
that angle is doing no favours for this lad.
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/britfeel/ is a golden harvest presentation
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>>65392243
HA HA you're going blind
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*converts britfeel tower's conference room b into a multi faith prayer and contemplation room*
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Feel sorry for Shemima, genuinely. She was groomed and was a child.
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>>65392223
Smart shopping lad. I buy a lot of frozen stuff, but I make/buy fresh stuff too like mince. I make my own pasta and lasagne and that can last 2 days each so there is 4/7 days covered already.

>>65392236
My dad use to have motorbikes so I learned from him how to do all kinds of things.
That said my company will hire someone with no training or experience all the time. Some make it, some don't.
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>>65392308
if i could read that i'd be VERY offended
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>>65392319
I personally feel more sorry for all the young girls raped and murdered by 'refugees' and all the people killed in islamic terrorist attacks but hey we all have different priorities I suppose haha.
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>>65392319
I do sympathise. Same as I do with nonces. Same as I do with all sorts of fucked up people.
If you were in the womb and could choose a life a head of of you before anything had impacted you nobody would choose to be the most vilified people.
They are made that way through circumstances.
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>>65392338
I personally feel sorry for your mum, bet she regrets not swallowing now eh
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>>65392338
This is your brain on breitbart
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>>65392243
fucking eyelet nerd
*pisses on your glasses*
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>>65392338
You don't feel sorry for any of them, let's be honest lad.
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>>65392380
My mum died a few weeks ago lad. She did say a few times she regretted having me. I think most parents probably do regret it sometimes and others are very happy about it.
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>>65392398
>This is your brain on breitbart
Are you saying this is a lie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotherham_child_sexual_exploitation_scandal
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>>65392380
>>65392409
Oops. Wasn't even a (you). Just think everybody replies to me.
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>>65392413
I said no such thing my lad
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It would be a different matter if those girls were BAME.
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>>65392409
>I think most parents regret having a kid
As a parent of a 3 year old, I can confirm I regret it 80%.
I can see why people split up and divorce after having a kid. Even those like me who thought they were ready mentally and economically.
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keep on thinking I will turn a page and I just don't
life is so comically stupid
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>>65392473
any advice for a new dad anon? my lass is two months away from dropping.
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>>65392413
Why are you more concerned about brown people committing crimes than white people?
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>>65392321
just checked indeed and it's all
>gcse's and past experience required
ah well lids
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Piss poor bait t bh lad, no (you)s for you.
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>>65392566
lol no. dropped out at 15. everyone always says "lol GCSE's don't matter nobody cares" but the only people saying that have them. not like I'm a spacker or anything.
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>>65392593
>dropped out at 15
>not like I'm a spacker or anything
Pick one
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>>65392593
People only care about the highest qualification/experience you have.
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>>65392507
how does this come about
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>>65391944
yeah it's pretty sexist.
>>65392021
glad to hear it lad, had my big toe nail fall off in the pool a few years ago. was minging. always amazed me that it grew back.
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>>65392593
Have you considered making youtube videos of you eating and drinking?
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>>65392609
yeah pretty fucking expensive if your only income is bennies.
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Discovering that many lawyers actually have huge blindspots in their knowledge of the law in their area of specificity. Also if there's a change to the law it seems to take them months to realise it. Then they want to charge 250 quid an hour? Lol
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>>65390837
What do you think Britain consists of
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I am a maths teacher at quite posh private school, but little do they know, I am actually a proper spakker
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>>65392617
Not true, many jobs might require a high vocational qualification such as art but still require communication skills and basic accounting which would necessitate a GCSE in English and Maths. It's wrong to assume that everyone who has a "higher" qualification from college or university passed their GCSEs.
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Rumour is the US and British governments have a machine that can turn back time to a certain point in the past and they've used it twice before. A lot of people in the elite want to use it again now to take us back and stop COVID from happening but both Biden and Johnson are concerned they won't be in power in the new timeline.
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>>65392503
>any advice
Yes, ignore a lot of the 'how to books' and do what your parents did. (not everything, use your judgement) my midwife told me it like this 'most people who wrote those books are kid psychologists, not parents. Your mum and dad raised you and your not dead, and are a functioning member of society so it can't be that bad.
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Was supposed to be starting a job which would have done wonders for me. I refused other employment for it and they've turned around and said the position has been filled despite telling me I got the job. Feel like crying lads
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>>65392724
if you're getting multiple job offers in that short a time frame something else will pop up lad.
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>>65392720
>a functioning member of society so it can't be that bad
maybe I'll read a couple of books
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>>65392743
You only need one book to be a good person, the Bible, can I get an amen
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>>65392724
Fuck that man, that's fucking unbelievable. Do you have the job offer in writing? If so, speak to a lawyer. They're in breach of contract.
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>>65392720
So you'll believe some mong 90 IQ midwife over 130 IQ child psychologists?
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>>65392763
I trust dumb people over smart people any day, smart people always think they're right and so don't know when they are wrong, dumb people are at constant risk of doing something dumb and killing themselves, so the fact they're still here shows at least they learnt how to avoid death
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>>65392756
Nah I was supposed to sign the contract next week. I'm so gutted mate. Family and friends bought me cards to celebrate too.
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>Years ago fail my driving test
>Examiner said manuvers were good, but lacked overall awareness
>Never did pass
>Buy a bicycle today for transport
>On its maiden voyage I stop paying attention
>Hit a post and go over the handlebars
>Now waiting in A&E to see if I have a fractured forearm

Thank Christ I was wearing the helmet
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>>65392782
Even an email telling you you've got the job is a legal contract though.
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>>65392763
>130 iq psychologist.
Yes. One has a job to make sure parents don't kill their kid and give the best after care for the child. The other is someone with an agenda and books to sell, usually to justify their position.
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>>65392778
>I trust dumb people over smart people any day

Let me guess, you're unvaccinated?
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based retard-genius alliance desu desu
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>>65392823
I'm fucking skint as well. God I'm so low. Broke my phone yesterday
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>>65392829
Yep, I already caught covid twice and it was fine, I figure I don't need the vaccine
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diddycoys
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>>65392846
I don't respect them on the basis they get paid millions to do studies like 'kids who have friends tend to be happier' or 'kids who grow up I'm poor areas tend to be worse off than kids in rich areas:.
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>>65392891
midwits literally cannot into a priori knowledge
can barely be considered human!
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:baldnubs:
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>>65392835
I love when people get pissy because I explain things like I'm talking to a lay person. Had a manager get pissy because I explained the filtering system at my work like I was talking to a new start.
I stopped and explained it like I was talking to my fellow co worker who works on the system with me. He didn't understand it but just smiled and pretended he did.
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Cute and fUNNY

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1631716183773.webm
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watching a movie
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listenin' to woonz
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>>65392984
You are a sick minded individual
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>>65392984
fuck off dickhead
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>>65392984
im going to risk it and call you based
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>>65393009
>>65393012
It's just banter lads calm down
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im not working tomorrow, therefore; beers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKKNPLowteY&list=RDbV-hSgL1R74&index=3
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24
no friends
no gf
no hobbies
shit job
do nothing in evening
i am very sad
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>>65393143
same but 30. i stopped caring about 28 maybe you will to
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>>65393165
same but no job
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Tomorrow I'm going to the Manchester Central Court and changing my name by deed poll to "Ray Cyst". It's a political statement.
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>>65393189
you're sack of liquid?
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>>65393198
No. I am a proud racist.
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>>65393143
Same but 38.
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>>65393179
>same but no job
are you able to survive reasonably well?
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>>65393208
Why not change your name to "Proud Racist" then?
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>>65393143
I'm in the same boat lad
recently starting watching films or reading most nights to fill the time and so I'll have something to talk about if I ever do get friends
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>>65392985
wot movie?
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>>65393218
Because that would be ridiculous.
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>>65393218
Aryan white
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i'd just like it stated for the record that uncle frank IGNORED my safe word
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Tesco shop is coming between 8 and 9 and ive got 3 different types of biscuits coming wahey
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>>65393251
>3 different types of biscuits
peak luxury
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>>65393251
>they turn out to be malted milk, nice and custard cremes
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>>65393267
haven't had a biccy in weeks, might smash all 3 packs tonight
>>65393276
nah lad I'm not a pleb
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>>65393276
custard cremes are awesome faggot dont talk shit
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custard creams > bourbons every day
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>>65393276
how DARE you insult custard creams!
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Thinking a trip to Lidlz tonight lads
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>>65393325
pick me up something funny from the middle aisle lad
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>>65393325
get us some of their off brand apus please
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>>65392710
>take us back
Wish they would, give the last 18 months another go
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he fell for big denta and brushes twice a day lol!
what a sheep
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Best biscuit?
Fox's Triple Chocolate Cookies
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>>65393449
it may be plain but for me its the ol' reliable digestive. a workhorse of a biscuit good for all occasions
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>>65393229
The Handmaiden (2016)
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>>65393444
>he fell for big denta and brushes twice a day lol
most british post in thread
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>>65393509
>pretending average amerimutt teeth aren't
rotten as well
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>>65393496
banger of a film
the plot is wild
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I brush 3 times a day and floss and mouthwash
my qt dentist recently said I have perfect teeth
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>>65392839
It's incredibly based indeed
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>>65393525
learn to green post
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>>65393444
i just gargle with wepsi
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>>65393449
maryland cookies for me, so moreish
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>>65393525
cope: the post

originally
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>>65393556
I think this applies to most things honestly
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>>65393449
>Best biscuit?
jaffa cake
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>>65393576
https://youtu.be/e-KtCw66U3A
literally look like this
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>>65393449
tried one of subway's vegan cookies yesterday. was pretty nice desu
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>>65393583
That's the point of the midwitt meme

Racism is a low and high IQ thing, as is a belief in God, and fertility
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>>65393584
>Best biscuit?
>jaffa cake
>biscuit
>cake
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>>65393556
>implying a masters degree is midwit
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>>65393616
It is desu. Its just 1 more year after a bachelors
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>>65393616
i was thinking that but i didn't want to reply to morons thanks for taking that bullet for me
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>>65393603
ahem
based af
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>>65393637
The jist of it is low IQ just follows their instinct that has evolved over millenia, midwits think they are 'above' these animal brain thoughts, High IQ has an understanding of why these instincts have evolved
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Not sure whether my IQ is low or high, all I know is that I'm not a midwitt
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>>65393556
The irony of this is the source for this PhD vaccine hesitancy data was a Facebook poll.
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its just another means of turning people against each other and creating conflict tbqh
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>>65393679
bro I know
I am a genius
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>>65393716
So what, its still legitimate

The nature of your post leads me to believe you're a midwitt
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me? i like having a low IQ, means people rely on me alot less, alot less pressure on myself in general, normals leave you alone when they know youre properly thick
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Documentary tonight at 9 on Fred and Rose
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>>65393866
>Documentary tonight at 9 on Fred and Rose
why? hardly like there's been any new info recently
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>>65393629
yeah but that 1 year is harder than the bachelors, so must exclude some less intelligent people
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>>65393861
Rather have a high IQ and just pretend to be a retard so no one relies on me.
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>>65393889
Not really, people who do a masters tend to be low IQ so need the masters to stand out from Medium IQ bachelors
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>>65393911
if a masters was "average intelligence" most people would have one that's what average means
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>>65393911
lmao this is so untrue
I know plenty of people which masters who are pretty smart, whereas 90 per cent of people with bachelors or morons nowadays
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>>65393746
>Facebook poll anyone can vote on is legitimate

Let me guess, your a hidden genius who is on the right side of the curve
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>>65393946
I don't care which side of the curve I'm on, probably on the low side if I'm believing in Facebook polls. At least I'm not a midwitt
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do women IRL dye their pubes or is it a meme?
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>>65393967
Never seen it myself but I bet 2-3% do
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>>65393977
way to kill the thread, lad, everyone was expecting you to say a higher %, no one wants to post now
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condoms are for midwits
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>>65393967
seen some pics online of chicks with blue pubes
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Listening to oasis - the importance of being idle while contemplating the tragedy of my NEETdom
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>>65393967
Only sex workers do this.
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>>65393967
I have before. I was really getting into a sexy cosplay as my boyfriend favourite video game character and thought it would be a fun little touch. He munched my snooch so much I thought he was going to drown down there. I think he came inside me so many times I felt like someone blew hard into a greggs custard donut.
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>>65394407
this entire post is revolting
Good job
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>>65394424
I try. It's nice to be noticed.
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I fucking hate this spuddy cunt.

I'm not. Anti gay, anti disabled or anti women, but this bitch is all 3, unfunny as fuck and apparently everyone has to like her or were seen as worst cunts.
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>>65394442
Nope, actively tell people who stick up for her act that they're massive hypocrites as well as stupid.
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>>65394442
Got any clips of her comedy?
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>>65394233
Unironically this is true. Obviously low IQ mongs don't, and High IQ people don't either. Only midwitt use condoms
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>>65394460
I just say different strokes and move on. Not gonna argue with plebs over comedians.

>>65394496
https://youtu.be/JKkMZz1Uxgk
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im the kind of depressed bored that not even retail therapy will fix. just wanna lay in bed and stare at the ceiling but can't be fucking bothered to do that either.
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Got laughed at and harrassed by staff in Sainsbury's again
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>>65394680
did they suggest you'd be better suited to shopping in lidl?
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>>65394688
Funny you mention that, I shopped in lisl yesterday. But I only buy rue bread, protein bars, whatever fruit I need and skyr in Lidl, rest I get in Sainsbury's
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>>65394233
Someone should make one of those midwit memes where the midwit is saying "noooo you have to use condoms" and both the genius and retard are going "I just cum inside bro"

Also there should be a condom stretched over the bell curve in the graph
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Is the dark Web mostly just drug markets, dead forums and bullshit these days lads?
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What are some good NEET hobbies? I can't spend every night on here it's driving me insane
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>>65394688
>>65394712
And another related note I once had a fracas with the assistant manager in my local Aldi so I never go in there, Lidl I like
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>>65394718
i dunno, I only ever go on the drug markets. Too scared to go on anything else incase I find bad stuff. I mean all of those forums on there must be full of vile shit you don't wanna see.
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>>65394723
astronomy, you dont need a telescope just go out and try to spot some constellations
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>>65394561
So this is comedy...
Wonder what it's like to have sex with her.
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Rozzers came this evening asking questions about certain anons on /britfee/. Not sure what is going on but they were serious.
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>>65394766
Which anoms did they mention
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>>65394723
I just whack off all the time
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>>65394766
Anons? That's ok then, I'm a personality.
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>>65394766
>Tell me about SHUSH! Why does she live in POOLAND!?
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>>65394726
lad you're gonna have to spill the deets on your confrontations with super market staff
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>>65394766
Did you tell them nubs encouraged a lad to an hero?
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>>65394723
For me it's model building kits. Pick a subject you're interested in and buy a cheap kit on eBay.
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>>65394800
They mostly talk about me, follow me and laugh about me whilst doing so. The Aldi guy confronted me so I told him to fuck off and threw a box of shredded wheat at him
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>4 samefag replies to shitpost I started myself in the last thread so know it's untrue
lol what a sad cunt
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>>65394723
Vidya. I spend about 5 hours a day grinding.
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>>65394784
Quite a few "persons of interest" in their words.
>>65394791
They seemed especially interested in certain personalities.
>>65394805
I did not.

Spooked me tbqh
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>>65394723
I like comics.

And the best part is they are great if you're a neet because you can pirate them (which despite being a collector, I think is probably the best way because fuck paying over 100 quid for out of print books if you're just a passing hobbiest.)

Also reading books (you can pick up most picks for under a quid on eBay.)
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>>65394723
I like reading
a few years ago ebin tried to start a /britfeel/ bookclub or something but sadly it never caught on
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i need to fix my soul, its very broken
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The women online who claim to be into my fetish are just looking for money. Annoying. I wouldn't even mind paying for it on principle, but I find the exchange of money to be a huge turn off.
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>>65394913
I'm still attempting to start to read. I've got two beginner photography books I ordered the other day here
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Do you lads like these? Thought I'd get you opinions before I buy them
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>>65394913
anyone else here /mobydick/?
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>>65394894
thought that shadman for a minute there
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>>65394835
what are you doing though? I feel like they wouldnt follow you round unless you were doing something out of the ordinary
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>>65394913
What have you read laddo? Always looking for book recommendations
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>>65394956
Couldn't care less, lad. Only girls care about shoes and what others might think about their shoes.
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>>65394956
They're ok if you're under 30
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>>65394992
Ask me how I know you're an incel
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>>65394947
personally I find fiction easier to read because it grips me more I'm more likely to stick with it to find out what happens next
horses for courses though
>>65394962
never touched it desu, it's so big I haven't worked up to it yet, but I will one day
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>>65394992
That's not very friendly
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>>65394892
Why would they come to you of all people
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>>65394956
I like them. Nowt fancy, just a nice pair of trainees.
>>65394966
>1400 pages of shadman art.
Imagine
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me? attempting to start to read. can't understand anything in these threads
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>>65394894
>you can pick up most picks for under a quid on eBay.
signing up to a library is a good shout too, hundreds of books literally for free
>>65394987
I've read all sorts, mostly literary fiction though. what type of thing are you into?
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>>65395002
>Ask me how I know you're an incel
Go on then how do you know I'm an incel. I'm not.
Have you picked out a matching bag to go with your new pumps, want our opinion on that too, faggot?
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I wish I could recommend a pair of books but doing so would doxx a good friend of mine :(
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>>65395017
Not him, but they wouldn't. It's a larp. I mean, what he is saying is true. The authorities are interested in this community, but they're not going to investigate it like that.
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>>65395041
>pumps
FOY
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>>65395041
>He's angry and seen but he's claiming he isn't an incel

Lol
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Just finished a nice Terry's Chocolate Orange and next up: Oreos!

Should be a good night.
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>>65395054
I'm as English as they come soft lad.

>>65395055
That doesn't even make sense you spastic
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>>65394956
harmless enough, can see them getting really dirty easily though
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its a tyrone's chocolate banana for me
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>>65394956
Lad, get the Blazer low or the Campus.
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>>65395017
>Why would they come to you of all people
Because he's playing lets pretend you dickhead
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>>65395083
>tyrone
>banana
fucking racist
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>>65395036
Just finished reading The Lamplighters by Emma Stonex
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>>65395078
It does make sense lad. You're just too low IQ. If you weren't an incel then you wouldn't be getting angry. Maybe you'll get laid one day. Pair of nice shoes will help. Good luck...haha you loser
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>>65395096
why is it racist de lad
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>>65395078
You're clearly riled up lad, I can tell. Can you point out the specific posts that upset you?
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>>65395101
Are you hoping this drivel passes as bait you silly boy?
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>>65395082
>>65395088
Cheers lads. Just looking for a cheap pair of trainers like. I'll keep my options open
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>>65395099
was it good? I havent read much mystery myself
my favourites are probably nabokov and ali smith
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>>65395141
Lol calm down lad. This is coming off like manlet rage. You're not a manlet are you? You're ranting and raving like a man below the height of 5'9 here.
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>He's playing his new gimmick "can you point out the posts"
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>>65395095
And I'm playing along with him
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>>65394973
I have OCD and get intrusive thoughts over shopping items so sometimes pit stuff back or get another one from the back etc. Its bad enough as it is, I always clean my hands frequently since even before covid so my hands aren't any dirtier than the staff

>>65395011
Yeah but I want to get into photography as a hobby and it's too easy to get distracted online
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Shut in spam mong kicking it up a gear near thread end.
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>>65395108
i was implying that you were comparing black people to monkeys as a joke
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>>65395175
are you implying that 'tyrone' is a black name? racist assumption
its actually a coronation street promotional item
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The police have a 1,612 page file on /britfeel/
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>>65395158
Aye lad I enjoyed it

>nabokov and ali smith

Will look into them lad
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>>65395198
It's MI5 that have the file but it's only a few hundred pages long I'd estimate.
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Gonna be honest lads, Ulysses is a pile of shite. Probably too thick for it to be fair.

Beckett is my favourite mick.
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I hear the Crawley Observer are doing an article on this general
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MI5 have a file on poleaboo
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>>65395227
me? robbie keane
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>>65395227
Probably just a midwit magazine my dude
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>>65395153
If you're just after something cheap just get something from TK Maxx or something.
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MI5 have a file on BritNormie, the HR department have it, contains his payroll information
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couldnt think of a fiction book i want to read right now. i liked hundred years of solitude, last fiction book i truly enjoyed. guess would also read some j g ballard short stories rn of pushed. actually just remembered i have this book called the unbearable lightness of being but cba to read it atm.
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>>65395198
you joke but they definitely do
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Hello police, there is this forum online where lots of bald people associate, you should investigate their hairlines
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>>65395314
The British government know the secret. Balding men are more prone to vile sicknesses. They can't tell the world the truth or it will cause chaos. Instead they discreetly keep an eye on balding communities.
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>>65395289
i only read fictional books myself
recently read 'The Life and Times Mark Morpo, esq'
i'd recommend it but you wouldn't be able to find it anywhere
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>>65395242
For me, it's roy
>>65395289
One hundred years of solitude got me back into reading to be honest lad. After uni I hadn't read nix in years and came across my old books when my mum was clearing the attic and thst was one of them, read it and it started off a new love for reading again. Got quite a few marquez books.
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>>65395169
fair enough lad, it's not on that people laugh at you about that
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>Ebin works for MI6
Pass it on
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At least 3 nonce hunting groups are aware of britfeel
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My recommendation is The Golden Orange by Joseph Wambaugh
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>>65395343
Nubs is moneypenny
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>>65395343
>ebin working for foreign intelligence
has even ever left the country?
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>>65395235
Rozzers were asking questions about an Amer.
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>>65395153
have a look at the end sale, think theres an extra 25 percent off the sale prices ATM
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>>65395289
>>65395340
literally just started one hundered years of solitude a couple of days ago, enjoying it so far
have you lads read midnight's children? got a similar sort of feel to it
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>>65395348
MB destroying his hard drives
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I wonder if the gypsy wore a condom
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>>65395402
MB destroying his hard dick while thinking about getting molested
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>>65395412
He didn't even use lube lad, never mind a condom.
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>>65395360
Good ebening lolibro
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for me? it's Gary Kelly
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>>65395412
You can tell by the trauma MB exhibits that he didn't. If he used a condom then MB would be a lot more sane, but unfortunately his mind has been fully destroyed by the knowledge his arse was pumped full of the gypsy's filthy cum.
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>>65395402
He hides his hard drives offsite, according to his 2013 AMA
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Child sex abuse and lets pretend. A classic /britfeel/ thread.
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>>65395467
And you come here every day to read about it.
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>>65395390
i started the satanic one by rushdie but didnt get far
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Renumber, re-MOBA the funf of Septover
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cant be nice though, can it?? having your arse full of gyppo cum, fucking rancid desu
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>>65395503
It ruined his life lad.
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>>65395390
Prefer Bob Dylan. You're irrelevant if you haven't won the Nobel Prize.
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>>65395503
The gypsy got away with it too
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>>65395495
>>65395390
Pretentious twaddle in my opinion
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Almost jizzed into the toilet from that poo
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>>65395543
The gypsy, Michael Lane and BritNormie had a few cigars together on the Cigar Terrace at The Wellesley.
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It's probably why MB enjoys watching nonce hunting videos on youtube. He likes to pretend the nonce is his gyppo uncle getting his comeuppance.
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starting to feel sick. woke up with a tickly throat this morning, now I can feel it burning a bit and I'm starting to feel death...
RUh roh.
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>>65395535
the Nobel for literature has always been a meme
like half the winners are eastern European
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want to go out for a night walk but just cant be fucked, too tired, that is all
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>>65395582
Unfortunately Uncle Gyppo will never get his comeuppance. MB just got his cum up his tuppence.
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Really hope Nubsy is OK after people tried to spread malicious rumours about her character earlier.
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>>65395547
what stuff do you prefer?
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>>65395627
Commando comics
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>>65395627
Used to enjoy ZOO back in the day
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>Puts the blair witch project on
its spoopy time lods
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>>65395705
classic that lod
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balls to it, im going for a walk anyway, over to a part of town ive never been in before since its too posh for me
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>>65395729
Fuckin brilliant innit, best horror film imo, Love it when Mike proper loses it and starts cackling about kicking the map in the river
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I've been lurking here for years desu lads. I reckon I would've had the courage to join my fellow NEETs in posting however you all seem to be the kinda of spaccas who sat in the IT room during lunch in secondary school. I may be a NEET but not a loser. Also that paki tranny really put me off
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>>65395835
Once you read between all the personality spam and child abuse fanfic there's fuck all here.
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>>65395367
>has even ever left the country?

No I haven't even left Yorkshire as an adult

>>65395444
He was captain when I was mascot of Leeds as a kid, he touched my shoulder. Random post this though

>>65395369
Did they mention any other names?
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>>65395692
for me? its FHM
For
Helpers
Magazine
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>>65395625
I had a cry under my desk, ate steak and went about my day. Just come home from climbing. Think I cried because work and personal life are very stressful at the moment.
>Two days until I move!
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>>65395770
stay safe lod
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>>65395869
wanted to join the "favourite mick" posting
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>>65395890
Standard Monday.
Hope you're feeling a wee bit better after climbing hen, have a big spliff and a bath.
Moving is super stressful so that probably won't be helping. *hugs*
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tfw you will never own a beautiful modernist house in the woods
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>>65395890
At least you didn't pee yourself :)
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>>65395890
Oh no. Nubsy wubsy. I'm so sorry you had such a bad day. Where are you moving to? Hopefully you will find happiness on the other side.
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back in the day you lot would have been called white knights *sips*
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is Nubs moving because the thread turned against her and her address is circulating?
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women post here? That's the final straw lads. I will be taking my buisness some place else lads
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>>65395965
Pretty much. I don't feel safe in my own home and have to get out of bed at least twice a night to make sure the door is locked. It's a pain because of my spine means I can't just get out of bed easily, it takes 5 minutes to slide out and put on my shoes so that my legs are the same length so I can walk down the stairs.
I hate it.
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>>65395930
Must be great having to drag that furniture in whenever it rains (every other day) and having it clog up the living room.
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>>65396022
Its wicker you fucking moron
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>>65396008
You going to get a PO Box so I can send you my chastity cage keys?
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Funny how Nubs has to make everyrhing about her. Awful lawyer.
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>>65395925
The bath has been run and I have a spliff ready to go. Just making up 200g of dumplings to munch through. Moving house is so stressful. Just want somewhere I can settle
>Tfw I've moved six times in 5 years
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>>65395931
That's also true. My car now stinks of vinegar because I've tried to clean the protein. If it's still bad, I'll drop it off for a detail tomorrow
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>>65396076
Good lass.
Fuck I love dumplings, especially in a big hearty stew.
Do you think you'll settle at the next place you told me about? Really hope it goes smoothly for you. Do you move so often because of work?
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>>65395942
It happens, don't be sorry lad. Hope you've had a good day
I'll be moving south
>>65396008
Good larp 8/10. Forgot the random spelling errors though because I'm retarded
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>>65396092
These are Chinese dumplings rather than English style dumplings. I really hope I'll be settled there, it will be good for my condition as it deteriorates. I've moved a lot because of my health/graduation/jobs
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>>65395865
Yet you come here every single day to read about your own abuse and probably make some of the threads too.
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>>65395835
There's a wide range of lads here. I certainly didn't sit in the IT room during lunch. Well not after 2nd year.
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>>65396121
Sounds yummy, don't think I've ever tried one. Do backrubs help with your condition?
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Feeling tired and emotionally drained. Time for a hot soak.
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Nubs is grim. Mad how much she lies in the thread.
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I love japanese idols singing to me
Calmed me down
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>>65396160
I think you'd like them. Yeah, massage can have some therapeutic benefit. Even if it's not always pain relieving, it can be emotionally beneficial to relax
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>>65396167
You tried. Nobody believes you except me. I know.
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>>65396178
You've got pretty fantastic taste when it comes to food so I trust you.
Totes tooting my own horn here but I give excellent massages, it's like I have a six sense for finding peoples pain and working it out
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>>65396193
I believe too. She's a grimoid. She hasn't even done anything bad but she just bullshits absolutely constantly.
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>>65396193
>>65396208
The fuck are you sad mental cunts on about this time?
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>>65396225
I'm not sad or mental. I just know the truth.
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time for the new thread
>>65396241
>>65396241
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>>65396225
I have no idea, easier to ignore them desu anon. I'm learning to do so



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