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womfy wednesday nightlids edition
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wirst wor womfy
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Today is national pet obesity awareness day. Seriously
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wightlids
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everyday is no bra day for me because im a man
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NO FAGGOTS ALLOWED edition. no more diseased shit-smearing pls.
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didnt frosty say something about getting back on track on by October? hows that going
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>>65749616
>Fat single mother fwb confessed to having feelings for me
Christ, can an attractive non-mentally ill woman express interest in me ONE FUCKING TIME?
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NO WAGGOTS ALLOWED
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haven't worn a bra all day
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We've all seen Poley's little knob (an image which, without modification, is literally blacklisted from being uploaded) so I'd like to see his tits for No Bra Day.
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>>65749650
How many britfeelers have fwbs now?
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>>65749672
i almost smelled a girl in iceland. i'm close
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>>65749660
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/59147477/#59148760
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>>65749672
literally made eye contact with two women in tesco a few weeks ago, im practically drowning in fanny at this point
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Finally going to a charity shop to see about volunteering tomorrow
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>>65749688
Feel depressed now
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>>65749694
>two
def counts as a threesome. you lucky slutty manwhore
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>>65749688
he even shaved to
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chastity cages are so unsexy
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>>65749616
>womfy wednesday
Looking thorward to thomfy thursday, myself.
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>>65749730
almost like they're for people not having sex
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Anyone think about how shipwrecks are famous but to fishes its just their home? Like some fishes live in tugboats and others have the luxury of the titanic
>>65749730
People say I look like him all the time
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>>65749688
https://pakisissy-blog.tumblr.com/post/143789367097/chastity-device-arrived-today-so-excited
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luv no bra day me
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>>65749752
not quite sure the titanic is as luxurious as it once was nowadays lid
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>>65749672
i had one but she ended up fancying me. reckon all of em end up that way innit.
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>>65749761
corcking honkers lad
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>>65749752
>People say I look like him all the time
you must be a hit with the ladies and guys
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Falling back into another bout of depression
This is epic
I have fell out of the world and I cannot get back in
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Always fall a bit in love with my dentist when I see her
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>>65749795
same, my dentist is a full milf, wouldnt mind puting something in her mouth in return wehey
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>>65749761
Wish I had a gf, lads.
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>>65749795
Has to be the intimate setting right? Think a lot of people feel that with their doctor as well.
Has to be someone at least moderately attractive to start with though
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>>65749768
aye most fwbs end up being gfs
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>>65749846
>most fwbs end up being gfs
this wont happen to me i can promise
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Would really like to see a volcano IRL
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Cute twink willies
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>>65749846
Won't happen to me. Sure mines shagging someone else tonight anyway.
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Seeing Amer's tiny willy has perked me up.
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>>65749761
>>65749808
>>65749846
Hath Titlod returned?
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Anyone else here from CROYDON?
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Which one lads?
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>>65749784
I'm quite the silent broody type. Friends say I give off "fuck off vibes" so I don't get approached often. Got a gf tho.
Also get called George Harrison a lot. Some girl asked me if I was George Harrison in the spoons smoking area the other day
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>>65749672
>How many britfeelers have fwbs now?
I do and he's amazing
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>tfw met Alina
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>>65749913
obviously the red pill de lid, id become famous as a psychic and get all sorts of skirt
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Don't feel right after banging my head, might have to sleep this one off
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Chubby lad was on form tonight, excellent shag desu
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why the hell would anyone live there in 2021? how much is a single garage there to buy? more than a 5 bed house in the north east, i bet. no exaggeration. as much as i love the south east, i give the hell up with the prices forever.
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>>65749913
Red Pill fuck just knowing about crypto you will triple that.
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>>65749891
mine isn't seeing anyone else atm
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>>65749971
Yes but if you live in the north you also have to live alongside disgusting northern apes with stomach-churning accents and low IQs.
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>>65749971
Corr look that blue cock, shame its cut though.
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>>65749913
With the redpill you can get far more than just 50million, and at a much younger age.
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>>65749984
yes well, this is why i bought a huge house, big locks and a home cinema. simply, never go out. live indoors. there's fuck all outside anyway.
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>>65749971
>perfection
>gets the bush out in public for anyone to see
nah, still would though
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>>65749984
Scouse accent is sexy though de lad
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>>65749987
Surely paint on your bellend would be really painful?
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>>65750007
lmfao like you'd have half a chance, incel
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Femboys in stockings
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>>65749974
>>65749995

do all the events get reset too, I assumed it was only your personal life knowledge was kept?
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>>65750023
in my mind i have and you can never take that away from me
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>>65750039
hot boy-girl
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maybe nubs will get her tits out again
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>>65750032
s-stop this
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Mummys cute twink
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>>65750036
It suggest you would move back in time to when you were 10 or jump forward in time to when you'll be 45. So events would reset, but could turn out differently. If you tried to invest, it might not work out. But if you created the company to intended to invest in, it would probably work.
Also, jumping to 45 might be dumb because you might be dead.
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>if i relentlessly post gay shit, people will become gay!
or, get pissed off with you for constantly ranting about something which they find disgusting. settle down, moderate the faggotry, it's alluring to hetero dudes as the prospect of chowing down on k9 cocks. i.e just because some mentally fucktarded weirdoes like it, doesn't mean everyone does, can, or ever in a million years will
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I'm sorry but I just don't understand the point of being gay.
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>>65749913

do you go back in time to when you were 10 too??

depends. im not convinced i can change myself significantly by going back. i would only do it it if like there was a sure way of getting rich or whatever with knowledge i had now.
obviously in general if someone just said take this pill and youll restart aged 10, i would love to do it but then if the other option was the 45 and 50 million then i would have to think about doing that instead because much more certainty. its a hard one. but i really think the other lads are overrating the redpills abiliry to make you rich
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>>65750096
I thought trans girls were disgusting before I came to 4Chan, now I can't remember the amount of wanks I've had over them. Anything can happen lad, open your mind to possibilities
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>Jasmine just received a new offer
>It's that pedal shoooow...
>Shall we geddit stahhhded?
FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF
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>>65749971
is this woman famous?
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>he thinks twinks and femboys are gay
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>>65750132
look you keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy, but like it or lump it, heterosexuality really is a thing. not only is it a thing, but it is massively the most common form of sexuality. almost nobody shares your perversion, fucking a dude to a straight guy is simply a no-go, not now not ever, even if you are told otherwise a thousand times a night in your poofter-saturated echo chambers. straight men are straight men, i mean it's not rocket science.
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Living in London is worth the extra costs. Shut ins wouldn't understand though
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>>65750152
god what a boring thing to say
2015 wants its awful memes back
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>>65750116
fannies only for me
nice pert tits those
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>>65750156
Heterosexuality is being attracted to people with the characteristics of the opposite gender
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>>65750156
So you'll fuck a girls arse but not a boys?
Weird cope desu lad.
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>>65750174
twinks and femboys are not a meme they are a way of life
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>>65750161
nah what extra costs?increased of getting robbed and assaulted by ethnics and the poor scum? no thanks
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>>65750161
Why exactly is it worth?
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>>65750161
it's not worth it if you can't bloody afford it. plus living in a 3-storey, 5 bed place in a northern shithole is legit cosy, even if it is a nightmare stepping out of the front door. the intertubes have the world brought to your letterbox, so why live inside an extortionate shoe-box just to have access to the south... the more the high street disintegrates and the more powerful the intersmurfs become, the more attractive the north becomes. get on it while it's still affordable
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for me its feminine cocks
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>>65750199
does that mean its not gay?
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>>65750210
correct. now you know !
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>>65750185
it is a man being attracted to a woman, and a woman being attracted to a man. any desperate, convoluted route you might seek to alter these infinite truths will simply end in much mockery and much kerb stomping. you're not a female, nor can you ever be.

bored with this conversation, poofters know their cope is pitiful and baseless. guess what, straight men only want to fuck women, not men, end of, for all of eternity, even if you cry and stomp your feet.
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>>65750032
You are a nonce anon. That image looks about 11.
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just wanna make sweet love to mihai's bottom
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>>65750196
That's where all of the best people are. The most able people in the country all go to London. If you want to befriend people like that and work with people like that and eventually marry someone like that, London is where you need to be. Plus it's where all the best things to do are.
>>65750195
>>65750198
Yeah I already said shut ins wouldn't understand.
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>>65750161
It's only worth it if you get a nice flat and a mate like super hans.
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back from work, absolutely knackered, might have to become a NEET again soon
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>>65750230
Let's apply your logic to the opposite situation. If a man was only attracted to men and really butch manly looking women who fucked him up the arse with strap ons, would he be straight? Obviously not.
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Think my deadlift form improved, 95kg now. 38.5kg OHP but I pushed on some last reps with my knees a bit. Have a bad headache though, had to keep up the grind though
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>>65750328
shoo anon, i can tell you're desperate, but you can no more make a straight man crave dicks, than you can stop him craving cunts. impossible, human nature, built into us, you're a minority group and you're staying that way. give it up. or just take a look out of the damn window... ask yourself, how many of the members of the general public as they go about their everyday lives, look as if they're ready to drop everything they've ever known, in favour of prancing around in a tutu and sucking shit off penises?
time to live in the real world anon, heterosexuality not only exists, but it is massively the norm, always has been, always will be, you're just an anomaly with whom only other anomalies wish to engage sexually. end of. now shoo, your pitiful desperation is boring.
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>>65750293
what about like the scientists at oxford and cambridge
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>>65750368
I dunno lad. The fact you refused to engage with the point I made seems pretty desperate yourself.
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why do poofters seethe about beautiful women?
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>>65750391
Most of their research is directed by people who live in London. That's where the bulk of the funding comes from. The work might be done at Oxford or Cambridge but the cruicial decisions are made in London.
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>>65750412
so in order to be a scientist at oxford you have to go to london first... hmm makes sense NAAT
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>>65750433
I didn't say that lad. Reading comprehension not your strong suit,?
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he's doing his routine again
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A THOUSAND SEETHERS OF THE SHEKELBERG EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU

OUR SEETHE WILL BLOT OUT THE WOMF
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>>65750443
so if you want to befruend the best academics you have to be in london and not oxford or cambridge where they actually are... hnm makes sense... NAAT
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>>65749672
I did, but then somehow she became me gf, not sure how that one happened but here I am, might break up with her, but I quite like her
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>>65749922
>and he's amazing
from here?
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>>65750458
If you want to befriend the people who are telling those academics what they can research, you need to be in London.
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>>65750510
>from here?

Yes, he's one of my good pals from here. We had a wonderful weekend together and decided to continue seeing each other after
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house mates are having a halloween party that I've been dragged to as obviously I live here and its being hosted here, going as shaun from shaun of the dead cos I've got most of the outfit and I dont have to wear a mask or anything, plus I quite like the film
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>>65750545
And what does Fei think about him seeing you?
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Back 4 blood is dope
Music is great
Food is handsome
I am womfeh lads
Feels good
Gooning tomorrow WAHE
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>>65750546
Just remember to bring a cricket bat and keep hitting yourself in the head as part of your costume.
Hopefully you'll get a concussion and die.
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Don't like right wingers wahey
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*starts a game of super apu ball by putting an apu in a plastic hamster ball and booting it down feel street towards seethetown*
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>>65750564
>hopefully you'll get a concussion and die
alrigh lad, excuuuuuse me for being lumped into a shared uni house with turbo normals who insist on hosting a gaff
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>>65750553
>And what does Fei think about him seeing you?

I don't know and what does it matter? We are friends who have fun and share an intimate connection together but not a romantic one, I'm not romantically available at the moment after George. What he does in his love life is nothing to do with me and my love life is nothing to do with him.
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>>65750546
prime opportunity for shagging
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>>65750620
aye but the girls in this town are sketty and I bet most have diseases, wont stop me though. Although I'm more interested in getting fucked beyond belief because I dont drink too often, my friend has offered me ''bumps of ket'' and I've never done drugs so I'm not sure if thats a good idea
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very tired but dont want to go to bed
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and the game continues
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>>65750518
lol what a vapid sense of "best". the academics are the ones with the intelligence and prowess.
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wont be tricked into liking cocks

simple as
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>>65750293
Who are 'the best people'
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>>65750293
>eventually marry someone like that, London is where you need to be
Wouldn't want to marry a Londoner.
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This Nubs/Andrew fwb thing is a larp, right?
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>He STILL hasn't taken the didcotpill
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I think london is filled with the worst of the UK. The most repulsive, violent, vapid, people congregate in london. Which is a good thing, they're removed from the rest of the country to their disgusting, polluted, crime ridden, hideously expensive concrete concentration camp.

If I was prime minister, I'd call in trident to nuke the place and rid the country of them forever. On a sunday though so people who just work and don't live their are unharmed.
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For me? Cheese and crackers and Family Guy in bed.
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>>65750772
London is sick mate
You just can't hack it
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>>65750822
City dwellers are diseased subhumans, and londoners are the worst of them
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>>65750833
Can't hack it m8y
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Old money is leaving London. Even the Queen moved to Windsor last year
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>>65750853
I see no negative from this
All day at work I'm faced with vapid entitled old crusty white cunts complaining about the most unimportant bollocks.
Sooner they fuck off the better t b h
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>>65750613
good shag wunnit
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>>65750851
I know, I can't deal with the city of people who smell like piss
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>>65750613
>what does it matter

Probably matters a great deal to her. Still, who cares as long as you get what you want, right?
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>Praises London for years
>Moves to the most Anglo part of the whitest city in the UK
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>>65750887
Better than stinking o shite
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Lol the queen lives in slough
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love how 300 depicts persians as orks and urukhai and olog hai from lord of the rings
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Shall be wearing a white poppy this year or nowt at all
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>>65750899
1800s, cholera, shit in the streets and drinking water. london is the universal epicentre of shite
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>>65750919
A white nappy? Yeah sounds good
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not feeling particularly well
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People slagging London don't understand basic economics. It's supply and demand. If enough people didn't think it was worth it, it wouldn't be so expensive.
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>>65750922
Mateee just admit it scares you and you can't hack it and move on !
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>Edinburgh New town
>14.1% identify as Scottish
VERY grim indeed
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>>65750953
Yeah you're braver than me, have fun in the city with the worst quality of life in the country and paying a fortune for the privilege
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Going to drink everyday for 2 months without benzos (I take them recreationally to stop withdrawals) then go to the mental hospital for being suicidal/schizo/anxiety w/e for my bennies. Been drinking everyday for like 3 years so I'll get awful DTs, killer plan I think. I don't ever want to work again
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had a weird bug with the file upload thing
all my thumbnails were borked or didnt show up at all

restarted firefox and its ok now but im worried
feel like every day i use my computer might be my last
and i get stressed because im not making the most of it
my days just watching youtube are numbered
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>>65750987
It's worth the money because it has the best quality of life. Shut ins just don't understand...
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>>65750987
Was that so hard? Enjoy your primark, the works and your local balloon seller lad
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i wonder what ebin is doing right now
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>>65751003
If you say so

>>65751016
Will do
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*calling footlid*

Wello wello? You there wootlid? This is welper lad calling, I have some important news. Pls answer fren.
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>>65750950
thing about scarsity is it puts control in the hands of who has the most money and greed. it is an artificial notion of supply and demand.
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>>65750968
whats tthe rest
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>>65751034
>i wonder what ebin is doing right now

i'm doing nothing
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>>65751047
care to comment on this recent alleged argument you've been having with ebin?
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>>65751068
British Identity
English Identity
Forrun
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>>65751034
Reading up on Mark Hobson probably
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Lads I miss her so much
Gonna see her in 6 weeks
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>>65751047
Hello hello de lad I am here ;)
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>>65751141
seeing her tonight ;)
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Doubles decides which crime I commit tomorrow. Can't be something ridiculous like murder/rape though
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Brayton near Selby. Where my Nan lives. I miss her loads. Living in Longford near Gloucester is tough.
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>>65751152
Phwoar she is pretty in red
Like that a lot
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Mark Richard Hobson
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Fei will never find out about my fwb. I'm sure of it.
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>>65751152

Oi oi wootlid.

Just wanted to let you know that Lauren did the L sign in her latest roleplay. The devil one. I took a screenshot.
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>>65751047
>>65751152
What is the news fren?
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>>65751249
>>65751253
Cooooor fucking hell Helper
Always looking out for me you are
Love Lauren
She has been banging out proper quality content recently
I love her
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>>65751265

You know me de lid :)

This is the original pic but I cropped and reversed it to make it better. I want her to do a negative affirmation video for us losers so bad.
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>>65751232
Fei already knows
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>>65751368
ejcaculating inside a womans throat
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>>65751317
That's fucking hot. I found a few negative affirmation videos and femdom ASMR videos. But it's quite rare. I like this one, she's an Asian dominatrix that also does ASMR:

>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwkfYjfENoW145TTxbsdgoA
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>>65751411

Already subbed de lid :)

You will probably like this channel lid, she does loads of feet videos.

>https://www.youtube.com/c/LoserAna
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lads am fucked lets gooooooo
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>>65751387
more than that
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>>65751449
Damn that's nice! thanks for sharing her. I love cute brats giving me the L sign. Nothing beats that. It's the #1 thing for me. Ever since my first gf did it to me, it's permanently cemented in my brain as being sexy as fuck. And if ASMR is involved then that's even better. Damn.
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Cold flu symptoms are fading, womfort is rising. Yeah, I'm thinking this is still welper's world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
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>>65751533
Good to hear you're on the mend welperlid
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You think Neil Diamond has ever even watched a football match?
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womfed welperwid wabbing on the weethie weethers
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>>65751513

L signs as sexy af lid, so are middle fingers. Mean and cruel girls are the sexiest and deserve to be worshipped.
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>>65751449
god she has ugly feet and thats coming from a footfaggot
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>>65751492
give us some greentext then lad i need to bust a nut before beddy byes
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>>65751549

Cheers liddington. Don't even have a high temperature now. Just the odd coughing fit here and there. Few more days and I should be back to full strength.
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honestly 2bh where the pussy at?
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any anons here in Stoke? this place is a shithole
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>>65751572
That brattyness and playfulness is so fucking adorable and cute. I want to give any girl who does these things lots of money...and I have! I've taken an L from a girl from every race/ethnicity so far. And my 'Loser pics' folder has 609 pics in it, and still growing. Being a loser isn't so bad.
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Why are so many lads here into findom/humiliation?
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>>65751614

>Being a loser isn't so bad.

True dat de lid.
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>>65751655
Its a popular kink on this board
Dont get it myself
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>>65751655
Because acceptance is key. And why not get off to that while you're at it?
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>>65751655
because this place is full of spakka runts
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>>65751655
luv submissive women me
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going to bed, dreams of britfeel
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>>65751775
why do you do this to yourself. utter shite
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deepthroating britfeelers
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>>65751903
enough dreaming nubs
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Just bought a new bluetooth speaker.
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Where can I get one of those basic dell keyboards for like a tenner?
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feeling extremely sad and lonely tonight lads, so sad and lonely that im gonna have an early night, goodnight all the good lads
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fuck de lids

just wanna fuck helen czerski

phoar
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More and more youtube videos want me to varify my age with my credit card
Not happening
Fucking niggers
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>>65752327
pretty good. reminds me of me youth.

also you reminded me of this song from olde

https://youtu.be/3wk7C64kaP4
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>>65752814
all it is is making a null payment de lid. just think of it as online shopping.
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>>65752833
based billy corgan
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>>65752833
good tune that
me fav from that album is 1979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg
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WENLO

WOLICE HERE

WE HEAR YOU HAVE ILLEGAL WIZZAS WE NEED TO UUUHHH WONVISCATE
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https://youtu.be/wovK9iambN8

very womfy tune
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>>65752749
https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/308033616
https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9487844
https://www.ndc.co.uk/pc-components/desktop-keyboards/dell-kb212-b-quietkey-wired-usb-dutch-standard-qwerty-keyboard.html
https://groceries.asda.com/product/computing-accessories/onn-wired-keyboard/1000033144354
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might book a cheap holiday to scotland or wales desu
i fancy a little break
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>>65752749
>>65753086
https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing-accessories/computer-accessories/mice-and-keyboards/keyboards/advent-k112-keyboard-black-13828361-pdt.html

i use this one
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>>65750066
Nubs never wears a bra
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>>65753086
>>65753118
cheers, i appreciate it
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>>65750894
As long as she gets what she wants and hears what she wants to hear then she doesn't care
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Gonna have a wustlers cheesewurger and watch some Family Guy me. Womfy.
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>>65753327
Get some exercise lad and lay off those wurgers
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>Closed - Opens at 6 AM
Just want 24 hour Tescos back lads it's not fair
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I had 2 pints of cider yesterday then fell asleep. Bit pointless really. I always fall asleep whenever I drink alcohol, anyone else like this?
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>>65753486
The asda in my town is meant to open at 6 but if you show up at 6 they're still shut sometimes it's 6:15 or 6:20 before the shutters come up and they look pissed off at you for being there too kek
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Not sure whether to get my hair cut or let it grow more
Time to go to Tesco
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What do you lads eat for breakfast and lunch? I only eat dinner, but I've been waking up super early now and I'm usually way, way too hungry to wait until the evening to eat
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Got me Azera
>>65754480
>I've been waking up super early
How early? I got up at like 2.40am today and that's early even for me
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>>65754480
Coco pops with whole milk lad, nice big bowl because I'm a big boy.
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>>65749913
I dont think I could stop my dad from having a heart attack
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>>65755014
I think if I moved out and my mum was living here in my place, he'd still be alive
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>>65749913
Red pull ofc. The following would happen
>would insist I got the counselling I needed instead of allowing depressed to consume my life for 20 years
>wouldn't start drinking alcohol
>would kick the living shit out of the bullies that made my life miserable
>would attain my g.c.s.e's and study psychology like I originally planned to
>would do what I wanted to instead of what my mum wanted me to do
All of the above being said, the one thing I wouldn't change would be meeting my wife, after a life time of shit she's been the one constant
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>mum said she was disappointed in her kids
>I said she should be disappointed in herself
>she said that she is, that she blames herself
>walked away and the last thing I heard her say is "I am disappointed in myself"

Feel bad
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>>65755055
>feel bad
No you don't. You don't feel any genuine emotion for other people other than envy and hatred.
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kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTb3fd9lhH0
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>>65755087
Snooker chads rise up
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Any lads here used HyperX Stinger headsets? They any good for the price?
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>>65755168
I use my official PS5 branded headset, it's not that good
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>>65755055
I'm not sure if your mother is a good or bad person, and I know you say your dad is a bad person, but no one, no one at all deserves you as a son.

At least she has some other children, if it was only you she might have topped herself by now
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Grinding more womfeh back4blood today
I wish Brie Larson would allow a lowly serf like me to masturbate with her yoga socks and sniff them
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I always flirt with the girls in my dreams but usually they initiate. Who else /dreamchad/
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Come on, how would you feel if your son was Amer. You've got to feel sorry for his mum
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>250 posts for a 12 hour thread
g
r
i
m
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I told her about my recurring fantasy of taking her to an abandoned warehouse on the local airfield and have lots of men drive up, fuck her, nut in her, and drive off. She seemed to be up for it.
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There's a restaurant I want to go to, but my one friend doesn't want to go there >:(
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>>65755490
I should say she's married to someone else, though it won't last. She does love cum, though. She's 40, 2 kids, tranny husband, he doesn't do it for her.
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>>65755490
>>65755498
And husband does get off on the idea of her being railed by men, so maybe this might happen. More likely over a coffee table in their front room when the kids are safely at grandma's but we'll see. It doesn't make me hard as such, I just want to see her porked and used for the set of tits and holes that she is.
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>>65755490
>>65755498
>>65755508
I will admit the idea of husband being dressed up in '''his''' skimpies and whacking it in the corner while real men service her is a real turn off. In fact, I wish he didn't exist, but he does, and I need to get past him to fuck her. and 10 other men, too, clearly.
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>>65755490
>>65755498
>>65755508
>>65755512
I'm not saying I wish he didn't exist because of his transvestism, just that he's a needy fucker and I just want to organise the defiling of his slutty wife with some real men who need to release deep inside her. She's on the pill so everyone can rawdog her without any issue, as far as I know.
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>>65755522
Durex directors on suicide watch
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>>65755498
>>65755508
>>65755512
>>65755522
She told me a while back she was shared between her first husband and his mates. I did a green text story about that here, but that doesn't get me hard any longer. My degeneracy has evolved. Nothing gets me hard, but maybe her being penetrated by multiple men will do something for me.
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>>65755490
>>65755498
>>65755508
>>65755512
>>65755522
>>65755529
>>65755534
I am dead inside, evidently.
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gf just woke up
grim
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>>65755498
>>65755508
>>65755512
>>65755522
>>65755534
>>65755539
I am going to text her today. She got chubby during lockdown and she gets even wetter now.
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just woke up, feel like shit, i want to be a NEET again
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going to buy a controller for my pc to make playing emulated games easier
how delightfully devilish of me
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It's morning now and I'm STILL a loser!
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>>65755766
its amazing how asians dont even look human, literally like some kind of insect
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>>65755773
lol well I guess they kinda are, especially in China. But their women are pretty cute desu
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>>65755766
>>65755784
Looks like a Chinese international student I shagged last year. Best ever
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>>65755787
Wow I'm jealous lad!
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>>65749846
>>65749768
almost as if sex should have intimacy
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a lot of britfeelers are shaggers, huh?
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If you make 1 wost per writfeel whread that means you're 0.2 percent writfeel
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>>65755825
Is shagging a fat 40 year old mum really worth it?
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>>65755851
not for me desu, lad. but some blokes are desperate
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>>65755857
I find it quite sad, using someone you're clearly unattracted to for meaningless sex, just for the sake of cumming. I'd rather fap and wait for someone nice who I can love
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Why shag old fatties when you can have a cute twink?
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wood worning
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>>65755867
Maybe he does it for religious reasons
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>>65755879
>Why shag old fatties when you can have a cute twink?
based
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had two beers last night and now i cant stop farting
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>>65755879
why not unironically both
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https://youtu.be/HFyrM3Ce-us
Ugh
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dont think i have ever clicked on a youtube link that was posted here
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Another day waking up in the hellhole that is Britain! I hate Britain and I hate British people
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>>65755943
settle down tim, you'll never get asylum in america
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>>65755943
people everywhere are generally shit
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organs in mains
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>>65755943
Based. Britain sucks and there are limited reasons to be proud to be British
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>>65755980
there are no reasons to be proud of being from any country
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>>65755986
Well for me being British it's its cultural and music output, history of reformers and left wing politik etc. Not no imperial gay shite
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>>65755993
you had no part in that and you had no saying in being born here
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>>65756003
True but its cool to think one of the biggest rock stars in the world lived near to me
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>>65756003
yeah but we are humans not machines x
Sorry but you have no soul!
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>>65755993
Lmfao
This man is PROUD of Clement Attlee and Tony Blair
Biggest laugh I have had all week
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>>65756035
>noooo he has different opinions from me!!! That's not red pilled at all
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>>65756024
strange comment full of copium
if anything you're robot programmed with someone elses sense of achievement
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>>65756043
It is just hilariously inhuman
I would say the same thing of somebody being proud of Hitler or Reagan
Yikes!
>>65756046
Oof no sweetie
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>>65756051
Blair or Attlee wasn't even mentioned doe
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Why do the throwbacks from brit/pol come here?
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Just remembered this guy I used to smoke weed with who barely inhaled. Would fuck me off.
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>blair
>leftpolitik
lol
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>>65756059
omg he has no power of inference
his brain doesnt work!
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>>65756072
This wasn't a pwnge you thought it was me lad
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Feeling womfy me de lads. think im gunna stop going to outer r9k and just stay contained in here. had enough of all of the chudposting, pornposting, doomerposting, mentalillnessposting, we going full fat unadulterated WOMFY in writfeel
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>>65756102
but we have all of that here too
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>>65756102
think you should leave here to
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>>65756102
not feeling womfy at all me, just got a scolding from my boss at work
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is aliens fireteam any good
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>>65756111
All I see is WOMFY when I go to britfeel

>>65756114
turn up the womfometer la it'll be alri
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waliens wireteam
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Welperwad wikes wo wlay waliens wireteam wask wim wif wits wany wood
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want racism banned
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you took it too far
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why dont you spackers just post in /brit/
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>>65756344
why dont you use lgbt, faggot
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>>65756347
mean and homophobic
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womophobic
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A consequence of a perilously overpopulated, brutally capitalistic, shamelessly hedonistic, morally decaying society, the humble bugman has come to define an age of technological dystopia in which everyone has everything - their gadgets, their fast foods, their fashion accessories - but somehow everyone also has nothing - no community, no natural spirit, no substance of mind. He is a zombified consumer, an emasculated wage slave, a vessel emptied of meaning and refilled with plastic, pixels and silicone.
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>>65756382
kaczynski ?
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>>65756344
because it's full of foreigners
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My Apus is so depressed about losing eighty quid off of his benefits he doesnt even get dressed anymore. He just mopes around the house and watches youtube videos of wizzas all day. He's a broken frog.
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>>65755867
>I'd rather fap
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Droitwich is very grim, always had a good impression of it
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>>65756382
Theres 8 billion people on the world, your cherry picked view means nothing. Go outside, grow up and get moving.
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just got a job at UNATCO
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>>65756473
only once a week or so, I'm no coomer
but tell us about how enlightened you are
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Got my vape yes ladsss cmon
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>>65756525
Nothing wrong with fapping, but sex is better
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Nothing wrong with a burger, but steak is better
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Nothing wrong with cod, but salmon is better
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Nothing wrong with Ford, but Ferrari is better
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we did it reddit XD
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>>65756557
Sometimes I wonder why fish & chips are still a thing, and why I ever choose it. It's pretty bland.
The tastiest part of my cod and chips meal is always the mushy peas and tartare sauce.

Think about it, try to imagine a fish & chips flavour Pot Noodle.
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you're all cunts today
and I hate you all
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you're all wunts today
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>>65756536
You will never convince me that sex with a fat tattooed single mum is better than fapping.
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Saw a bloke on the train with a purple quiff. Thought of BritNormie
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>>65756663
Fair enough lad. But that would be my preference
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>>65756557
big fan of salmon me
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one day my gf will be 40 and a mother too
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Saw a bloke on the train wearing a dress. Thought of Poley
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woIey
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I'm a winner, a sucessful individual
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>>65756473
obviously a made up psyops, only low IQ ppl are willing reposting
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*Eats some snacks* womfy! need to stop snacking though de laaads im feeling a bit fat
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Wonder how many people who post the midwit memes have a PHD, or is it low iqs coping?
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>>65756734
Pubes?
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>>65756787
they say haha im low iq but really you know they think of themselves as high iq
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Interesting to see Scandinavians are converting to Islam but I do wonder what his motive could have been? Think it might be a false flag

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58910794
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>>65756792
pubes would never post as an anonymong
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With a WQ (Womf-Quotient) of almost one hundred and forty nine, I am /britfeel/'s womfiest lad.
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>>65756787
its a valid coping mechanism for unsuccessful low self esteem people to see themselves as superior so its likely a lot of people dunking on midwits are midwits themselves or low iq. and a smaller percentage will be intelligent people trolling
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>>65756804
That's what I figured, its a way for school dropouts, NEETS and losers to feel as if they're better and smarter than people with a masters, a cope.
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>>65756817
People with a masters are generally thick as shit. Expect they have an encyclopedic knowledge on a very narrow topic
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>>65756815
desu afte rthinking I think most people making fun of midwits dont really care what their own intelligence is, its just funny/trolling to do it.

Like pic related, I dont think pepole posting it have to be tall to do it because theyre not really doing it to feel better about themselves most of the time but moreso to piss off the people on the receiving end. and since by definition most people are midwits, its basically just trying to piss off everyone
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80mg thc straight down
time to do the dishes and laundry
maybe wash myself while at it
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Low IQ
Based

Midwitt
Not based

High IQ
Based
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Wonder what Edgbaston is up to these days
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wonder what stuck in east devon is up to these days
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wonder what michael lane is up to these days
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what would you do if you got a letter from the police warning you about racist comments made to one 'amer hussein' online?
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>>65756910
enjoying his freedom
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>>65756860
Me? Living that CBD life.
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>>65754480
granola breakfst
chicken legs rice brococli lunch
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morning britfeelers
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Rather womfeh day
Playing back 4 blood and grinding the goon porn state
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>>65756916
Me? Gonna be smoking a fat bong and playing RDO when I finish waging
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>girlfriend has said she doesn't like sex
>will give me one hand job a month
>asked her if she'd prefer to find me a sex friend, someone she's comfortable with
>this really upset her and she's been mad for a week
Who was in the wrong?
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>A WORLD-FIRST zero-emission transport system comprising driverless electric pods which can travel on both road and rail launches today in Shildon
uh oh
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Pissed off and I want to cry
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>>65757042
>zero emission
this is a lie
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>>65756991
What's RDO? I'm on that zigma male zindset myself.
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cold enough to start playing the long dark again, time to get womf
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reckon mouthwash makes my breath smell worse after 10hrs or so than if i hadnt used it in the first place. its a ploy to get me buying more
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>>65757123
big mouthwash rule the world from behind the scenes
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big mouthwash rules these threads with a minty fist
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just paid a girl from the phillipines to pretend to be my mommy while i wanked. she told me that i disappointed her by using her credit card without permission and that my punishment was to fuck her while dad was at his meeting. she told me she loved me, and when i came she told me how cute it was.

20 quid well spent
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would pay top top top wongs for my apu to pound out olivia rodrigo's tight fanny
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>>65757147
all that for 20 bong? bargain, did you see her though? any pics or anything?
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Big mouthwash gurgles again
And I've got no right to think about spitting in the bathroom sink
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>>65756989
womfer what he vag smells ljke
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tfw you coom too much it doesnt feel good anymore and only a bit comes out
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>>65757160
we were on webcam together. her english wasn't 100% perfect but it was enough for me to coom. she only wanted a buck a minute on cam and i finished in about 10 so she'll cam for me again later but i said she didn't have to.

skyprivate is where i found her if you're interested, most of them are ethnics from the eastern block and south america though
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*gets undressed and gets into bed*
Done for the day
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>65757188
early shift lid? goodnight comfy anon x
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>>65757172
rice crispies
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>>65757195
wice wrispies
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wile runt
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done fuck all but watch some lad review n64 games on the youtube
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woring wrick
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>have shit together (job, gf, house, kid)
>Still depressed as fuck
>angry all the time
All I've done is set more barriers in place as excuses not to kill myself.
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Might! But - a euromillions ticket.
For a laugh...
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>>65757278
Do you or did you have a n64 at least?

I watch bill burr podcast clips and patrice o'neal videos on YouTube. Use to watch a lot of panel shows, but they're all shite these days so stick to YouTube only.
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>>65757330
If you want to win the lottery, first you have to make the money to but a ticket
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might buy an euromillions ticket for a laugh
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Might? Buy a euromillions ticket... For a laugh??
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I might buy a Euromillions ticket, for a laugh.
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Youre not a true writfeeler if you dont buy a wurowillions wicket for womorrow
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Thee might purchase a euromillions token for a jest! Nay!
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>>65757371
i bought 4 the other day and have nowt to show for it
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>>65757340
i did back then. mildly interesting seeing all the games i read about/want back then but could never afford
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>>65757381
i won a free lotto dip
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lol i cant follow this
https://youtu.be/4BjUB5exrGk?t=1150
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Can you buy CBD for a normal vape? How does it work?
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>>65757461
i watch LGR and i have no idea what he's going on about half the time but i still watch
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Having a poo and catching up with de lads on britfeel
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>>65756989
I bet she was shared around the lads when she was with Chris Evans
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why would someone lie about owning a moschino shirt
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To clarify I have no interest in porking the fatty, lest she get clingy, but the idea of her being abused by a team of lads in a warehouse is recurring.
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Poo time is nearly halfway complete
You lads are quite entertaining today
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>18c
When will it get colder lads
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samberg poster is online
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>>65757488
Why would anyone buy a moschino shirt
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>>65757469
oh i watch him too, and recently ive found this channel as well
https://www.youtube.com/user/ComputerChroniclesYT

i also i am aware of the brit guy techmoan but his video are even more retro and technical
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my computer thinks im gay, so i threw that piece of junk away
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https://mobile.twitter.com/thatguyscotland/status/1448211977629798402?s=10

Stop abusing women you fucking pigs
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might go shoppy today and get my EUROMILLIONZ ticket sorted.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3OBXq1vyA0

something something poley
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>>65757578
These videos make me giggle and you k ow the guy behind it is a sexual Predator
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>>65757578
Paul Joseph Watson is a faggit
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>>65757578
Hate women prefer twinks :)
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Me? I'm respectful of women and would never harass one. Because I'm not skitz
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me? i'd like a blow job from a woman and a twink at the same time
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'homeless' woman outside work. I see her everyday and nod to her. She gives me a sort of a feigned smile but probably thinks I'm a cunt because I never give her money
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>>65757654
just tell every homeless person you only use a card nowadays
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*realises thehomeless apu outside britfeel towers is his former apu who left to join the circus*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwRQSv-LuJc
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>>65757658
I'm probably more skint than her. I assume she's one of the 'professionals' beggars we have in central London
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if you got put in wakefield would you shank ian watkins to gain the respect of the lads?
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>>65757690
H is in prison? Blimey
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>>65757690
would he protective custody being a high profile nonce?
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Grape vape juice flavour is fucking rant
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Is it just me or is time flying by lately?
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just watched the video of the bow and arrow attacker, dude seems mental
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>>65757755
nah it's like strange eh. Maybe it's the time of the year. I don't believe in all that global consciousness project crap.
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hello im romanian. weed. alcohol. lord of the rings paragraph. mooching off my boyfriend then complaining about what he dares to spend his money on. dune. andy samberg. 40 posts in a thread and one single reply to any of them.
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hello im womanian. weed. walcohol. word of the wings paragraph. wooching off my boyfriend then complaining about what he dares to spend his woney on. wune. wandy wamberg. 40 posts in a thread and one single reply to any of them.
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had a gf from romania once
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literally not enough money in my bank account to get a eurofeelions. idiotically i spent it all on food this morning. time to raid my penny jar. paying with a lottery ticket with coppers is kind of a giveaway that i'm desperate.
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>>65757842
can you put your coppers in one of them change machines they have in supermarkets
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Wational Wottery.
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>>65757850
i haven't seen one of those around here
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>>65757852
shut the fuck up you fucking retard, man
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fo you think the attacker in norway was an incel?
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>>65757926
he got one too many spud head jokes
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>>65757926
no glasses and too tubby to be an incel
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very tired, been up much earlier than usual, im a comfy kind of tired, time for a nice nap, reccomend me some of your favourite white noise videos from youtube to snooze to pls lids
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wuromillions
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>>65757926
>nordics are the best races on earth
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're all hideous looking retarded subhumans you would love to be the superiior med people but you will never be the superior med people you dumbass nords
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Wottery
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>>65757926
he has resting bitch face and is trying to smile without looking like hes smiling just to compensate for said bitch face, i know that because i have to do the exact same thing for pictures
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>>65757987
do you phone post mate
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>>65757991
well why doesnt he smile then. do they think its gay or something
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>>65758000
well idk about that lad but when i do it its for passports, driving licenses and IDs and such, we resting bitch face lads tend not to have a nice smile though, maybe thats why he avoided it
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Silky smooth femboy balls
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norwegian women are so hot
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kicking silky smooth femboy balls as hard as you can
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cant help but cringe at this snooker interview. chinese lad. his accent is so thick cant understand and neither can the interviewers. so awkward
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>>65758085
Ball Wrinkles Are Out! Get Super Smooth Balls With These Testicle Wrinkle Treatments
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>>65758127
the last wakeaway I ordered it was some cantonese woman that delivered it and I had not a clue what she was saying. I had to just apologise and say sorry I got no idea what youre saying. took like 30 minutes to manage to successfully get the food. good effort though I think she was the owner delivering the food
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>Be me, unvaccinated
>Never had covid that I know of
>Sister gets covid
>Blames me for giving it to her

Is she right? Could I be a symptomless carrier? I thought the vaccine was to subdue symptoms?
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>>65757991
i also have resting bitch face fren
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>>65758200
tell the silly stuck up fat ugly smelly cow to fuck off and stop blaming you for all her problems
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>>65758200
No
Most likely she is just retarded.
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what do you think of ted kaczynski?
i think he had some good ideas but i can't condone his actions
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>>65758200
delta isnt symptomless
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listening to car seat headrest
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>>65758271
smart guy but didnt have everything right. he was a nutter that hated the world and wanted it to bend to his will.
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>>65758413
like that album weens of wenial
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>>65758200
get one of the free test kits from any pharmacy, 30 mins later you'll know for sure
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>>65758203
us resting bitchface lads have to stick together in this ever increasingly vain world
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>>65758200
The vaccine decreases transmission too.
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>>65758306
any of them can be completely and I mean completely as in you don't even notice your nose running asymptomatic
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>lost my queen
>turned my pawn into a queen
>3 moves later checkmate
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>>65758493
love a bit of mtf
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>>65757034
Her, she wasn't putting out.
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>>65758503
isn't a pawn a princess waiting to be queen?
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Chinese taxi driver today had a black London accent. Very very grim indeed
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Dog always picks up my used cum tissues
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>>65758599
dog the bounty hunter?
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Shouting at the cat because she's a cunt. Always getting under my feet
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>Promotion in chess is a rule that requires a pawn that reaches the eighth rank to be replaced by the player's choice of a bishop, knight, rook, or queen of the same color.
had no idea you could pick
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>>65758599
bin with a lid
>>65758607
get one of them body baby carriers and put her in it :)
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>>65758619
I'd rather not. I should just get rid of her because I don't love her any more, I hate her, I hate everything
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>https://twitter.com/bindelj/status/1448623738958880771
haha get fucked roastie
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I bought orange juice with bits in because I thought it would be nice but it's not nice it's gross I hate it
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fuck OFF libido. i'm sick to fucking death of the nagging need, just sod off and leave me alone, can't be bothered to spend an hour finding some crappy pic of some stupid chick so i can forcibly empty my bollocks. every sodding day.

here, take this pic, now you're all screwed too. bloody tedious needs.
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*hides porn pic*

Im thinking womfy
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>>65758707
bit noncey pic de lad
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>>65758694
MMMM YOU GOTTa eat it with a fooork
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>>65758694
you're no tony soprano
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fucking takeaway taking the piss, ordered 50 minutes ago
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>>65758738
sopranos isn't good, most over rated show ever. even martin scorsese said he could only manage one episode before turning it off for good
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>>65758814
agreed. and it's still better than 'the wire'.
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>>65758814
>even martin scorsese
strange comment
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When my mum asks if I'm ok I just say yes even though I'm not ok and I'm sure it's obvious that I'm not
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>>65758834
thats called being british lad
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>>65758862
>>65758862
>>65758862

UMMM THREAD

threas

yes the thread

A new thread thrwadington
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>>65758830
the man who is a god the mob genre. when he says something mob related is shit, its shit. you zoomers may not have heard of him
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>>65758869
Hasn't even hit the bump limit yet you retard
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>>65758814
first episode isnt great so im not surprised
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>>65758707
>tfw married and haven't needed to masturbate in years
You have no power here, son.
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>>65758924
first 86 episodes aren't great
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>>65758896
and by the time youve complained it has snooze you lose bro
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>>65758882
oh i see what you mean, you made it sound like you thought he has bad taste
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>>65750726
I wouldn't call it fwb, we're in the early stages of dating.
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>>65759360
Vile cunt desu
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>>65759360
Bullshit. No way did he leave fei fei for a goblin.
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>spent 5 years helping my mom at her cleaning job
>wasnt officially employed
can i put it on my cv?



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