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>be me
>24 year old kisses, hugless and virgin coomer
>younger brother is in high school and a chad
>he's dating a cutie from his class that sometimes brings home
>be jelly
>sometimes sit with them while they're watching a movie to feel like I have a gf
>know they're probably uncomfortable but also know the won't say shit to be polite so don't give a shit lmao
>cry myself to sleep every night wondering how life would be like if I could have a cutie gf to introduce to my parents and invite over to watch movies
>room is next to brother's so we share a wall
>both our beds are against that same wall so some nights I can somewhat hear that she's having phone with his cutie gf
>be extra jelly
>idea.jpg
>steal one of his airpods when he's not looking
>loser keeps asking if I've seen it but he doesn't know the truth
>be tonight
>he's having phone sex again
>grab the airpod and be quiet cause remember airpods have microphones
>can only hear his gf talking
>feels like heaven
>pretend she's talking to me and quietly masturbate
>coom.wav
>they move to a normal conversation and she says "have a good night, I love you so much"
>be so immersed that I reply "I love you too"
>hear gf asking who the fuck said that
>hear brother saying "anon?" through the wall
>fuckfuckfuckfuck,exe
>realize the royal fuck up and throw the airpod to the other side of the room
>turn lights off and quietly reach my door to lock it then jump back in bed
>hear brother knocking on my door but pretend to be asleep
>"I know you're awake but we'll talk tomorrow"
anons Im scared as all heckers im fucking shitting myself right now hwat the fuck do i do now
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You sleep and talk to him tomorrow
No point in rehearsing this shit, only makes it go worse
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>>65754433
geet gud
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>>65754433
thats pretty funny hahahaha nice one OP
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>>65754433
What does your brother's gf look like?
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this is super sad anon, I hope you're not fat as well
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>>65754433
Why the fuck would you fear your teenaged brother?
Just beat the shit out of him and feel better about yourself
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>>65754433
You couldve just said its just a prank bro
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>>65755175
maybe op is worried about the embarrassment? His chad bro sounds pretty chill



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