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I just wanna look like this..
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i look like this without the hips. god why couldnt i have been born w some birthing hips fuck FUCK
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>>65755942
Oh hey I remember you making this post before.
You still will never be a woman though lmao
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nice taste. Sort of looks like miss alice's body.
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>>65755942
>tfw ill never have a waist that thin
just
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ughhh how tf do some girls have a body like this
like her waist:hip ratio is so small
tfw average
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>>65755987
cute albino wiener
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>>65756011
she has a tapered ribcage, the less tapered the worse the waist is
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>>65755942
> ywn creampie a body like that
why live bros
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>>65756020
yeah but still
her proportions are just all so small
and then she has like GIANT hips
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>>65756032
looks like her hips are about as wide as her shoulders
though shes definitely won the proportions lottery. makes me almost want to get a few ribs removed like the ukranian barbie girl
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>ywn have a 10/10 body that tugs on mens psyche
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>>65756060
those proportions are much closer to what i got. no underboob though
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>>65756087
Seriously? I have to aske where you are from
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>>65756182
scandinavia, how come?
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>>65756060
this is probably a 7/10. the girl in the op is a legit 10/10 though.
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>>65756185
Because of the good taste and the nice body. You are not single, are you?
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>>65755955
>>65755942
i'd lick your fucking bodies all over anyway you'd be bathing in my saliva every fucjnmhgng night discord?? discord? ?
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>>65756207
my good taste?
gained a bit of weight while on some medications, but im fasting so i should be back to my starting weight in a few weeks
yea been single for a long time
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>>65756235
>my good taste?
I thought you were the OP.
>gained a bit of weight while on some medications
I hope you are all right now.
>yea been single for a long time
Really? How so?
Last question/favor: would you add me on discord? I had to ask
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>>65756235
>good taste
yess my dear i bet you taste fucking delicious i would lick your insides and eat your defecations don't doubt my capability in this regard i have feasted on the droppings of many a fine female in my time, should you drop a discord you could become the next..
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>>65756266
not op, but i do envy whoever is in the pic in op
nah not alright, but at least i quit the trash pills and working on fixing all they broke
im shy af, got crippling social anxiety and can really only talk easily on here

>>65756271
dear lord, this is a first for me. sorry but im heavily restricting so you are going to be starving
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>>65756314
>im shy af, got crippling social anxiety and can really only talk easily on here
Please?
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>>65756271
dude this is fucking disgusting. take your meds NOW and get help.
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>>65756235
You could join me at my place in Finland for an evening of sauna and beer and animu this weekend.
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>>65756314
You don't have to talk to me at all though just drop a nice turd pic once a week and I'll buy you videogames? Deal?
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>>65755942
nah, just give in and get fat
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>>65756317
ive only had bad experiences adding people on discord desu

>>65756323
might have some family plans this weekend
what anime did you have in mind. also idk about beer, all but one has tasted horrible to me, and hell just one will get me buzzed

>>65756326
you got to be joking, right?
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>>65756434
if you'd do it then I'm completely serious, do you want my contact?
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>>65756448
on one hand, getting payed to show whats in the toilet is tempting, but on the other its a bit too kinky for me to go along with
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>>65756434
>ive only had bad experiences adding people on discord desu
Can't I convince you? I won't pressure you more but please reconsider and let me add you. Please!
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>>65756470
I'm actually pretty wealthy, imagine paying off your rent every month just to show a little hot female fudge.. I won't push any further but we won't be in heavy contact other than the transactions, no social pressures or anything. Take care, if you want my contact to think it over let me know!
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>>65756487
kill yourself simp faggot.

>just exist as a female and have your rent paid
you are why female standards are pants on head retarded in 202x
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>>65756493
If I'm just gonna blow it gambling, why not help a girl out instead? At least I'm guaranteed something out of it one way, I have shit luck lol
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>>65756479
honestly i only have people on discord who ive met irl, so thats one barrier

>>65756487
>thinks of all the nice cloths and underwear i could get out of poop picutres
aaaaaa
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>>65756487
The fuck? Just hire an escort.
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Hey WOMEN, if you don't look like this, then don't talk to me.
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>>65756509
I'm gonna be heading to bed but shoot an add to this discord if you feel like giving it a shot, I'll pay you based on pic, weekly is ideal but if it makes you nervous we can drag that out a bit, no big deal.

allef#4998

>>65756513
those get boring after a while
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>>65756539
hey male, im working on it
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>>65756509
If you want nice clothes and underwear then I will pay for them in exchange for pics of you wearing them.
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>>65756539
Men would rather share a Stacey with dozens of other men, than settle for a Becky. It's why you're alone right now, fembot.

HAVE SEX, FEMCELS
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>>65756560
so fucking tempting desu
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>>65756578
What size underwear if I may ask?
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>>65756634
depends on how im feeling, sometimes a little larger and looser, other times smaller and tighter
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>>65755942
All I see from OP photo. Sorry
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>>65756634
..big underwear I guess?
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>>65756662
if only nurse uniforms still looked like that

>>65756667
last time i measured i had 3 feet of ass and hips. wouldnt call it big
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>>65756434
>ive only had bad experiences adding people on discord desu
Generally, don't add people from 4chan, especially if they are men who you met on /r9k/.
It's just too dangerous or a waste of time.
The chances of it being a decent guy and not an incel manchild are just too low.

>>65756509
>honestly i only have people on discord who ive met irl, so thats one barrier
That's good.
If you really are shy and have social anxiety, but wanna meet a potential partner, I'd suggest going to some dating subreddits. I know yeah yeah "reddit bad", but it's probably a half-decent bet if you know what you are looking for and it lets you filter before you add them anonymously.
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Idk about that body but yeah, I wish I was a woman
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>>65756694
definitely agree with all youve said. im trying to convince myself to give dating apps a chance again even if they are shit and mostly for hook ups and ego boosting whores
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>>65756694
you sound like a really nice guy anon, what's your discord? I'd like to be friends with good guys to restore my faith in men even just a little!
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>>65756713
>dating apps
Why those specifically?
You mean stuff like Tinder where there is a 50 word limit and 3 fotos to judge a person on?
Not sure if you ever checked out any of the dating subs though, but people there write sometimes pretty long an elaborate stories about who they are and what they're looking for. That might be more comfortable and productive for you.
Either way, I wish you all the best with it!

>>65756720
I appreciate you said that, but you should reread what I wrote here:
>It's just too dangerous
Please keep that in mind, even if somebody who seems to be a prince charming comes along.
I'd betray my own principles if I told you my discord tag right now and that'd be quite morally questional.

As a very clear warning: Anybody posting any discord tag here will not be me and just some asshole trying to get into your e-pants.
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>>65756750
ive tried tinder years ago, might give that a try. also bumble, i dont really know any other apps
havent checked any dating subs, but i got a feeling its a bit more legit on there
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>>65755942
I'm touching myself to all the fembots that are envious of OP's pic. It's so hot seeing girls openly wish they were more attractive.
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>>65756788
but why, seems like an odd kink
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>>65756808
Even better if the jealous fembot has a cuckquean fetish.
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>>65756808
nah its pretty hot. My ex was bi and we used to get off together at solo porn of hot chicks. You don't have to be attracted to them, you just have to be aware and understand what these women have that turns men on, that in itself is hot.
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>>65756558
You're on r9k. That alone tells me you cant change your life no matter what you may tell yourself or how hard you try.
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>>65755955
at lest you have breasts, i look like this without the hips or tits plus kind of hairy, i think i ODd on test in the womb
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>>65756831
on the rare occasion i feel like getting off i do it to lesbian. tfw no gf indeed

>>65756834
mentally im fucked, but i can lose the weight, ive done so before but still need a bit more. that said, nice projecting anon
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>>65755942
The legs are the most impressive part. God damn are those long.
Like 80% of the girls I've seen have legs shorter than their torsos and for me there's nothing more unsexy than that.
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>>65755942
I just want to breed something like this
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>>65756933
part of it is cheating, shes standing on her toes

t. long legged according to people
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>>65756933
it's a 10/10 body. The hip to waist ratio, the thigh gap, the long legs, and naturally perky and buoyant tits; they all go together to make a perfect 10/10 female body. Really hot.
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>>65756976
a girl i'm dating rn has exactly this body and i'm in love. better not fuck it up :)
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>>65755942
I fucking hate it, why do some people win the genetic lottery so hard. When I see women getting to be beautiful I want to mess them up so badly and ruin what they have.
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>>65756808
It's hot when girls appreciate other girl's bodies. Also girls expressing their insecurities is sexy.
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>>65757209
i appreciate it and want to rub against it
oh im insecure as all hell desu senpai
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>>65755942
I am sorry Anon, you just weren't made to be like that
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>>65756976
Looks anorexic to me. Would be afraid to take her for a walk invade she blows away. Would not trust to deliver a healthy baby either. Most of all with a body like that I am GUARANTEEING you she is miserable, selfish, delusional and up to nothing good with her life when growing even a garden is more substantially good than having thin legs or having dyed hair... priorities anon, priorities. You want a e-whore model around you shit testing you? Or do you want a traditional possibly even religious woman as your companion?

I thought so
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>>65757296
Oh, I doubt she has an ideal personality. Attractive people are never inclined to form nice personalities. Doesn't change the fact that her very form sends "BREED ME" signals to every healthy male brain that observes her.
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>>65757296
Just wait until body cloning and head/brain transplants are a reality and you can have both :^)
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>>65757296
Don't care, just coom and slap her if she gets uppity.
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>>65757296
she's probably a massive bitch but she's the perfect slut
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>>65755942
Too bad no amount of hormones will ever give you a feminine bone structure.
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>>65757296
>traditional possibly even religious woman
Why would I want something so utterly boring and worthless?
No thanks, I am not interested in a mindless sexmaid.
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>>65757549
This place is a goddamn hellhole.
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>would talk to girls that are not fat
>many of them here actually have nice figures
>tfw have a semi-nice body but said girls most likely will go for chad instead
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>>65756031
never give up younganon. you will.
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>>65757640
why not be a gym couple?
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>>65757714
I'd love to, but I haven't found anyone who would pick me. I work out 3 times a week, 1 day of which is weight training, the other 2 are some other sports.
>inb4 fucking normie reeeeee
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>>65757115
You should try to make them fat as fuck. Like to the point where their skin wont bounce back.
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>>65755942
she is a unicorn amongst real women. you dont stand a chance, tranner
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>>65755942
Fembots, if you don't have this physique, you might as well start transitioning. Better to be an average man than to stay an ugly hole
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>>65756011
Its called photoshop you retard, no white woman irl has hips like that
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>>65756933
Shorter legs make for better sons. Men with long legs and shirt torsos look ridiculous.
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>>65757969
And men with wide hips and oval faces look gay. You can't have it both ways.
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>>65758010
small men with pedo mustaches, dont forget that
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>>65758022
Not sure what you mean, but ok.
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m1nty..?
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>>65755942
Where did you download this image from?
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>>65758161
actual femcel kek
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That girl goes as m1nty on /funkg/ at /vg/, she's a stripper.
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>>65758261
putting the body to use, cant fault her. must be making bank
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>>65755942
Cool.
Try looking like this.
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>>65755942
just kys and roll the dice again faggot
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>>65757891
And hence why I can't have a gym couple
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>>65758288
i heard she made $1000 in a day
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>>65758302
holy shit, now im not only envious of her body but also how profitable it is
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>>65758261
>be woman
>born with 10/10 body
>could lock down any millionaire Chad you want and be set for life
>still end up a washed up stripper who lets hideous men feel her up and probably sucks their cocks
>hangs around with the biggest losers on the internet while getting older and saggier each day
Are women genuinely retarded bros?
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>>65758319
If she hasnt locked down a rich Chad by this point then she is probably either retarded, mentally ill and cant keep a man, or has an average/ugly face. You wouldnt even need to do irl sex work, she could make millions online alone.
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>>65758332
She's actually mentally ill, she's had several problems during her life but i won't really tell much about it.
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>>65758341
Then having a 10/10 body is pretty much meaningless if you have a broken brain and cant get Chad to marry you.
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>>65755987
Oh hey it's you anorexic anon
Chiweiner did you get stronk?
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>>65755942
It's interesting. This body type, that we all pretty much unanimously agree is perfect, is being actively discouraged in pop culture. Thicc (fat) is now being shilled as the in-style body type, and plus-sized models are all over Instagram. I wonder if guys actually like meaty girls, or if it's just a fucking massive psyop to appease loud, obnoxious fat chicks.
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>>65758361
psyop, as with most of the trash pedaled in the western world now
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>>65758361
The amount of meat is unimportant. Whats important is femininity. The girl in OP has a rare body type, sticc but still curvy (assuming it hasnt been edited, I expect it has)

Skinny girls can be unfeminine or feminine, just as larger girls can be feminine or unfeminine. The femininity is what makes them hot or not.
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>>65758317
shes also a pretty good artist. shes made at least 90 images for our general she draws for
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>>65758379
Kek this is mediocre as fuck, you only shill her because shes a hot girl
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>>65758379
>be me
>get mogged by her body
>get mogged by her income
>get mogged by her art
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>>65758379
Actually kys simp
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>>65758381
maybe her digital art is more up your alley
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>>65758392
>be me
>healthy relationship with family
>have better job security
>job that has no stigma attached to it
always look for ways that you have things good, anon. Comparing yourself to others is only gonna have you stricken with envy and insecurity.
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>>65758392
thats how it be sometimes. shes retarded if she doesnt marry rich though
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>>65758469
This, we're all different so we have to form our own paths
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>>65758469
i cant have good things or theyll hurt me

>>65758478
true true
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more content of richbitch
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>>65758450
This fucking sucks
why are fnf fans like this
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>>65758500
explain? it's not lil shes drawing scat porn
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>>65758450
>its great
boutta kms
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>>65758548
please do unironically
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>>65755942
She looks good but don't waste time on trying.
Especially if you were born as a male. Trying to look like that will just ruin you.
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>>65758609
well now I'm not going to do it!
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>>65758649
Make sure to do a flip
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>>65758494
the battle for dream island poster is making me go insane.
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>>65758494
>had completely different looking tits and hips here
Lol roasties cant even be consistent with their photoshop
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>>65758494
Why does her apartment look so poor and shitty if shes supposedly a rich stripper lel, also why is she covering her pussy, does she have an outie?
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>>65758746
hips look even better here imo. also her arms are in the air which obviously affects her boobs
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>>65758757
she has beat-up roast flaps but if you ask her she'll lie and say she's a virgin
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>>65758757
Women are retards who fuck up their lives despite living on cutscene mode
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>>65758811
flaps dont signal how tight the hole is unfortunately
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>>65758757
it does? looks like a normal wall and rug to me. i should ask her to take a picture of her entire room next time shes online. not sure if she has an outie or what
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My fembot gf has a body similar to hers, maybe with bigger perkier boobs, and yet I cant help that i am attracted to fat curvy girls. Can someone kick me in the head?
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>>65758951
Its called being high test, not memeing. The truth is men who date sticcs tend to be betas and artfag soi types. Working class salt of the earth white men prefer jiggle.
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>>65758951
No, just impregnate your gf shell get chubby unless she's very health conscious
Win win
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>>65755942
are you a fat fuck?
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>>65755942
If her thighs/hips were just slightly larger, she'd have anime proportions.
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>>65755997
Mfw Im realizing I didnt tounge enough tight sports body girl anus in highschool.
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>>65758951
Fatten her up then! The process can be very loving and great if you cook her meals n stuff.
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>>65758972
I think OP is a tranner judging by this comment >>65755987
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>>65755942
yeah same. life is gay
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>>65758971
Im not gonna have a child just so that i can plump up my gf..
>>65758998
That would be impossible, shes a hard gainer, she never cooks for herself and im not always around her to keep her fed

Sucks being high test
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>>65758319
probably fucked up in the head because of having an egoistic father that abandoned the family.
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>>65758375
is there hope for a woman who has a very femenine body but almost 100% moid brain?
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>>65759072
You should, you'll be a good dad and you'll have a loving wife
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>>65759018
there are fit tranners, and chris chan tier tranners
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>>65759116
she said that her father was very abusive but to my knowledge he never left. also her mother was a stripper. though from everything she posts she seems nice enough
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>>65759132
that's pretty much what a lot of guys want
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>>65758353
What the fuck. Did the twitter file name give it away?? First time I've been recognized (though maybe you're thinking of someone else?)
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how will that assist you in virtuous life pursuits, brother?
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>>65759237
>virtuous life pursuits,
not OP but there are none
i just wish i were a cute girl
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>>65755942
We all do anon
Ah well, can't all be 10/10s, gotta do your best with what you've got
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>>65759223
I also thought that back then. But apparently men don't want to be called faggot and to be proved less inteligent and strong than you. It's like my brain can't stop asserting dominance over other males and doing that with a pussy pass is the easiest shit ever.
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>>65755942
Workout loser
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>>65759384
it's a weird feel because i think they are insecure that if they look too weak to you that you'll leave them
literally like most of male insecurity is "i can't do this because what if femoid thinks i'm weak and leaves me for chad"
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>>65759411
it's a pitty... I just want a cute men to protect and love forever.
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>>65755942
mfw im skinnier than she is but i have a short torso + i am short(ish) in general ( 153cm )
it never even began for me
also no i am not trans but worse, a gook
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>>65759423
Theres plenty of men who want that. Are you physically large and strong too for a woman?
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>>65759551
if thats you you look like a hapa girl.
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>>65759569
no it isnt thats hikichan ( the face of r9k and infinitychan for several years ) who is in fact a hapa i know better than to post my face on r9k where it is against the rules LOL
but i am a hapa though i just look full asian
i wish i was as pretty as she is
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>>65759598
>god didn't make me a cute hapa girl
yeah fuck you too god
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>>65759598
>>65759613
just work out, get a fit body, and i'll love you forever
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>>65759637
i already said im skinnier i dont feel like working out i feel ridiculous and humiliated when i do and i dont want to bulk eating more than 800 calories a day makes me want to die so no thanks. ill stick to working out my legs sometimes though
and anyway i want a body like ops pic for myself but its nice tlo hear that you would love a girl
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>>65759561
I am athlethic since I go to the gym. I am short (5'4'') but I am at a healthy average bmi. I am strong but not large for a woman.
I think that what its getting me back is my "chad" personality.
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>>65759637
LOL no i'm a fucking male so i'm doomed to a copium fueled existence
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>>65755942
i would destroy this woman
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>>65759711
im the girl you were replying to and i could tell when you specifically included the word "girl" LOL gitrekt. JK
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>>65759691
I'm athletic too. I know you said you want to protect cute men, but do you like athletic men?
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>>65755942
A little skinnier and this would be the perfect body. Great frame
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I look like that but my legs r shorter. Does that matter?
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>>65759941
If you ask me, not at all. Where are you from?
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>>65759384
The men that like this are usually low t balding manlets.
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>>65759941
Longer legs are better but you still sound attractive. we should date
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>>65758757
Because that isn't my apartment, it's my parents house lel. Also I wanna leave SOMETHING to the imagination!!
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>>65759956
US and that is good. No one has ever mentioned it but I tend to nitpick about my appearance
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>>65758682
I CANT HELP IT, BFDI (seasons 2-3) is the best thing to ever fucking exist. (Season one was pretty damn good too considering only two 13 year olds worked on it) It's such a shame the fandom consists of nearly all trannies and underages, the experience those fuckheads gave me ruined the whole thing for me. Also BFB sucks ass but I'm ecstatic that Flower won, she was my all time fav.
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>>65760097
you are the sex girlr
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>>65760166
Yeas :] Hello anon, you must be the sex boyiy.
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>>65760189
if thats really you you made it in life, congratulations
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>>65760189
Nu uh I am the virgin boye
I am not orrupted and holesome
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>>65760222
Awwwh thank you!! But I WISH. Up until about two years ago my social anxiety was so strong if I could say a single sentence to someone it would have been a good day. When I saw this grill for the first time I related so hard I cried!! I never had a problem taking off my clothes though because I'm a nudist.
>>65760227
Wanna.. Corrupt each other..? Haha noo.... Unless??
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>>65760304
That sounds like something bad people do to be honest, I think is best to stay her with my kitty and studying on my computer. You might be an ebil person who tries to use me. I wanna only have nice frens
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>>65758811
I'm a virgin but I'm also a HUGE coomer. I may not be virgin tight but nothing except plastic has been inside me which is something.
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>>65760103
And as you can see, i have to ask for your disc
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>>65760358
I just wanna know what cuddling feels like tbhh..
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>>65760463
I think it is nice I believe, I will tell you when I am married on myspace. Also I forbid horny posting only nce posting plz
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>>65755942
>>65758494
yeah this is pretty close to the perfect female body imo. also wish i looked like this.
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>>65760476
Well you better!!!!!! I just hope it's better than snuggling pillow-chan..
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>>65755955
I was cursed with wide child-birthing hips despite being a man.
I've worked out so hard at the gym, but no matter how big my upper body gets, I still have an hourglass figure because my hips are wide.
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>>65760532
I think hugs are nice, but I doubt someone who buys into the sex conspiracy is capable of understanding desu. I want to hug a girlr with a cuddly body.
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>>65758757
I think this is her also, btw hello m1nty :)
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sum more content for the boyz
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>>65760599
OH MY GODD. I sent that pic to some girl a few years back.. I keep getting reminded of her existence a lot lately.. And now this?? Weird!!!
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>>65760662
more content, she is cute
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>>65760681
((Can u please stop ur making me nervous))
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>>65760710
sure, luv you <3
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>>65756558
I like this attitude. I see a lot of men say dont be a land whale etc but in reality being a healthy weight should be the goal of a woman for herself on her own initiative. Same applies to men.
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>>65755942
me too
how do people look this good
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>>65759738
yeah it sucks i just wish i were a cute girl
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>>65758361
Jews embrace what is ugly and they despise what is beautiful
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>>65760720
Thank you :] I love you too anon!! *hugs!!!*
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>>65757891
Lol you ain't fit
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>>65760681
butt too big
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>>65761066
I know I'm no top athlete, but what makes you think I'm not fit otherwise?
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>>65758361
appeasement is all it is, anon. Think of it as a social subsidy. Pretty girls still get the most attention. Shit, fucking TikTok has baked detecting hot women into its algorithm (probably part of what's driving average-looking girls like the ones in this thread to think they're ogres)

>>65760749
spare me /pol/
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>>65761083
objectively false
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>>65760681
I remember her from 5 years ago. She posted on here. Sad how things turned out. Was it the chans and the people that corrupted her? Or was it always inevitable.

Wish she would draw me a cactus
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>>65755942
bred for BBC
born for BBC
handcrafted for BBC
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>>65762354
>perfect body
>cute face
sure did win the genetic lottery.
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gg/kbZkgJ3V
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>>65762686
>leaving a 10/10 woman for a tranny
either she's nuts or he's legitimately fucking retarded.
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>>65762686
> It seems like she was with her ex for 5 years before he left her for a tranny
WTF. was that retard crazy? Was like "woah" when I opened that pic. very beautiful.
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>>65762712
Thats not a 10/10 you deathnik simp, body is like a 9, face is a 5 at best. Imagine getting cucked by a tranny holy shit lmao.
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>>65760681
Looks kinda flabby and has a weird droopy mom face. Not as hot as I was expecting. Sad!
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>>65760662
Boobs look weird, fat injections or implants? Now I realize she was self posting here all along kek. Imagine having a banging body but needing more validation from ugly losers.
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>>65762686
>he left her for a tranny
Based. Roasties BTFO.
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>>65763025
yeah kinda goofy looking like sid from ice age, people with 10/10 faces and bodies are incredibly rare
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>>65763011
>>65763025
i think she's super cute. not ugly at all.
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>>65763152
Okay m1nty you can stop selfposting now bb
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>>65763280
not her. it would legitimately take a miracle for me to be with a woman that hot though.
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>>65762354
>>65762686
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT POST ANY MORE ESPECIALLY IF NSFW. I AM 13 IN THOSE IMAGES.
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>>65763323
Whatever whore kek
>>65763326
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt posting face pics of 13 year olds is perfectly legal and nothing morally wrong with it, plus you look old as fuck no offense, thought you were like 25+
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>>65763342
I just don't want people reverse image searching them and finding cp. God.. Why was I such a fucking retard as a kid??
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>>65763342
man even when i identified as a turbo incel i would have never imagined to type something this fucking retarded, kill yourself
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>>65763068
Yeah as a 13 year old retard I didn't know how to take a good picture. Also my teeth and eyebrows were fucked and my general head shape was weird. I grew out of it tho, thankfully.
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>>65763368
>why was I always a whore since childhood
Daddy issues, no amount of dollar bill will ever buy you the love of your father :)
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>>65763368
>>65763381
>>65763395
>:33
>:34
>:35
Stop samefagging you dumb slut, post your asshole
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>>65763418
That and no one at school payed me any attention so I went online to get it. Really hope I don't say hi to the fbi for doing a retarded thing as a kid tho.
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>>65763449
You expect us to feel sorry for you or something? Post your holes, its all youre good for.
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>>65763448
I might post a good pic of my face to show how much I've changed but THAT'S IT.
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>>65763467
You're trying WAY too hard. Also this is /r9k/
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>>65763475
this could be good
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>>65763475
I dont want to see your mediocre butterface, I said post holes, cant you read? Stupid cunt lol.
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>>65763485
Lul whiteknight faggot, is your chastity cage on too tight?
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>>65763467
>>65763448
is this what an iq of 80 does to you ?

>>65763449
desu i would love to prey on a woman like you, but nowdays it seems like every woman gets attention as soon as she has a discord (which is pretty much everyone online)
not sure if it would be grooming, i would genuinely enjoy having some teenager be happy to talk to me
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>>65763511
Shes not a teen anymore shes a post-prime hag now who is getting saggier every day
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>>65763527
i said LIKE YOU, you literal drooling ape
when she mentioned being 16 without attention
a girl like you (were)
fucking spastic
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>>65763557
Kek what a drama queen, take your meds you little bpd bitchboy, you couldnt groom a fucking horse.
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>>65763493
Too bad FAGGIT!!!!
https://files.catbox.moe/oxvps6.jpg
This one is before I got bangs but I still like it :]
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>>65763584
you still strip for cash?
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>>65763572
im having a laugh at how dense you are actually,
just know that the people around you are doing the same thing i am
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>>65763600
Yup, I hope I can find a nice husband soon though. I'm too lazy and stupid to work.
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>>65763584
damn thats a glow up and a half. good on you for getting cute
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>>65763584

I want to cum on your eyebrows.
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>>65763617
like strip irl or online? i used to go to strip clubs and there was incredibly cute younger college girls who would work for a little then leave. they were too shy to let you finger them unfortunately and always only let you do it for a second, only the older washed up ladies were into finger banging.
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>>65763617
What a classically foid post
>yeah i post my asshole online for money
>hopefully i get a nice hubby soon lol
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>>65763654
>implying you wouldn't if you were a girl
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>>65763651
IRL!! And jesus what kind of back alley strip club did you go to that allowed that? That is absolutely not legal. Also this reminds me of the reason why I refuse to take off my bottoms, I've heard too many horror stories of faggots shoving their nasty money fingers into dancers pussies without any warning.
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>>65763676
I probably would. Theres virtually no downside to online sex work.
>large scale male validation
>make money from home
I say have at'er, e-thots
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>>65763703
you have photos in the club? show us some action
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>>65763527
You're right.. Who on earth would want a gross saggy 20 year old?? I should end it now...
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>>65763703
ahaha, i'm a leaf. it was great. this was like, 8+ years ago. i would pay 100-200 dollars over the course of a lot of dances if the girl was really cute and around my age and they absolutely let me finger them a little. i would rub and slap their pussies too and they never had any issue with that, only once i started finger fucking they would force me to stop after a few minutes. good fucking times man goddamn. you cannot help yourself as a man if you can get away with it, you can't, its automatic.
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>>65763708
That's very true!! I've been trying to set up an onlyfans and instagram but it doesn't wanna work for me. Eventually I'll get it though. Also I make ~$400 a day with stripping just starting off, online you'd have to gain a large following for that kind of money.
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>>65763708
>Theres virtually no downside to online sex work.
Until you meet the man you've always dreamed of and he doesn't want a whore who strips for anyone with a dollar.
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>>65763703
also i would definitely still try to shove my hand down your panties if i was drunk enough and spent a lot of money on dances on you. you better believe it.
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>>65762733
That's not what happened!! My ex was a tranner (nonbinary horseshit, I'm just gonna call her she because she has a vagina) She groomed me into thinking that polyamorous relationships were healthy. Every fucking year she would run though 6 god damn people, just interchange and throw em out like they were nothing. By the 5th year I expressed discomfort with that and she went fucking insane, screaming to her tranny discord cult that I was possessive n shit for wanting my partner to NOT cuck me every single day for 5 years. There's a lot more but yeah. Fuck my ex, we didn't even share nudes that entire time.
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>>65763912
I would yelp real loud and the bouncer would come running over, I don't want anything to do with clubs that turn a blind eye to protecting their girls.
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>>65763916
gawd damn. no idea why you would even settle for one of those mentally ill retards.
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>>65763957
As a 15 year old retard with no relationship experience I truly didn't know any better. I'm just glad it was all online, I couldn't imagine if I had to deal with that shit irl.
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>>65763957
Generally when you're a stupid teenager it's pretty easy to convince you of most anything because you're looking for validation and attention and someone's giving it to you on a silver platter with strings attached that you can't see.
Why do you think you see so many terminally-online young people inexplicably making decisions about their lives that they've hardly lived?
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>>65763947
if i spent enough money you wouldn't yelp kek. its fucking relatively nothing and i would 100% spend like $300 or more dollars on a girl as hot as you if i still went to strip clubs. goddamn do i miss it though, rubbing trashy college girl strip club pussies was heavenly. NOTHING beats rubbing and feeling a nice pair of tits when you're wasted. women have such amazing bodies its a shame i'm such an ugly retarded bastard and have to pay for the privilege.
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Thread is turning to shit. Orbiting some random girl, come on anons, you know better
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>>65764024
trashy strip club whores are a weakness of mine.
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>>65763986
I'm a stripper, not a whore. I don't let anyone touch me down there, some people have offered me thousands to touch and stuff but I ALWAYS said no. Whoring degrades your soul.
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>>65764024
A bunch of people crying about not being stacey was better..?
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>>65763584
what do you look like now though, femanon named after a flavor?
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>>65764126
meh, i'd play it off like an accident, even if it just meant having to settle for rubbing you through your panties for a bit after. you are a strip club whore. i'm going to treat you like one.
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>>65764126
Youre such a terribly boring person that you have to use your tits, e-drama and the fact daddy didnt love you as a kid as a personality substitute. Shit like this makes me realize no matter how attractive a woman is, if she had an unstable upbringing she is worth less than dog shit.
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>>65764218
she's hot though. honestly if she was a prostitute i 100% would pay a lot to fuck her.
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>>65764129
No, it's not. R9K has changed alot, for better or for worse everything is changing and we can't cling to the past, but robots are and always will be legion, the misunderstood men who are mad at women, who are mad at the world for not treating them fairly, who despise normies yet deep down want to be like them. Simping and orbiting gets you nowhere - it is worshipping a random stacy, the same stacy we all detest and spam threads every single day. These people should be shunned from here, the only place that is ours, that we use to escape from them, not welcomed with simping and given attention and we all know this yet do it.
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>>65764218
How do ya figure that from a few posts I wrote on a 4chan thread about my own nudes? And don't kid yourself, if you could get any kind of cute girl you'd be ecstatic.
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>>65764266
Ok. The door is literally right there anon.
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>>65764126
>I'm a stripper, not a whore.
>Whoring degrades your soul.
Yeah everyone not in the sex industry views ALL sex workers as equal whores BECAUSE all of it corrupts your soul regardless of penetration or not.
If you're in for a penny you may as well be in for a pound because anyone that's going to care about that is going to lump you in with full service prostitutes anyway.
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>>65764266
bruh this is a literal whore. she's not a stacey. which makes her hotter cause she's more obtainable.
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>>65760710
Oh gee, really? Then maybe, juuuuust maybe, you shouldn't have whored yourself all over the known net for anyone and everyone to see?
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>>65764285
I rarely interact with the outside world anyway. I haven't had a real life friend since grade school. If I don't feel gross that's literally all that matters. Also I have NEVER met an actual whore that wasn't an insane drug addict. When you sell your box you sell your soul.
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>>65764311
I just didn't want anon to slip up and unwittingly post something underaged.
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>>65764324
that's why you only fuck younger socially retarded robots like us for money. just don't fuck the old guys. i guarantee you have a price if its with a condom.
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>>65764324
Well they have to cope somehow, you cannot physically do this for a prolonged period of time without going nuts
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>>65764343
Yeah ofc, I'm sure you'd get your ass pounded for like 50 grand too lmao. I'm too expensive for normies.
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>>65764324
>If I don't feel gross that's literally all that matters.
And if a pig wallows in shit and mud is it all clean just because the pig feels fine with it?
You could've kept your dignity working basic retail or fast food.
What will you get at the end of your short span of attractive years? A hole inside and (if you had any foresight) a small to middling pile of cash?
When you meet your maker and your life is full of just showing your body to sleezy dirtbags who would assault you if not for the bouncers being nearby will that be satisfying or fulfilling to look back on?
I could understand if you're a single mom and need the excess cash that desperately just to keep a mouth fed, but a single unbound woman? You're closing doors to huge chunks of possible life experience and joy because people don't want to invest emotionally in sex workers.
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>>65764372
you wouldn't let some virgin robot pity fuck you with a condom for money? you're no fun. you're a whore already, fucking with a condom isn't even a big deal.
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>>65764355
Maybe YOU couldn't but I don't see stripping to be a very sexual thing. I'm already a nudist and getting a boob touched is about as hot as someone touching my arm. As a guy I can see how you wouldn't understand but it's all very silly to me.
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>>65764394
I don't want my first to be for anything but love. Though I would help out that robot online any way I could ;)
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>>65764452
>I don't want my first to be for anything but love.
Saving your first is about being pure and innocent.
You are no longer either of these things.
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>>65764475
I haven't been pure or innocent since age 8 because of the internet. I've also been molested 3 times as a kid so there's really no point.
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>>65764494
>I've also been molested
And now the stripper bit makes sense.
What's all this nonsense about saving your soul when it's already been drug through the mud?
If it weren't for being a sex worker it might even be admirable, but you've essentially GIVEN your life to whoever assaulted you, they decided (not you) that your body is for sexual pleasure of others and what do you know? you're still doing it.
That is if you were even actually molested and this isn't just the same bullshit "give me attention" made up sob story every woman ever tells.
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>>65764452
i honestly don't give a shit about online stuff. also there's no such thing as love. any man who dates you is going to want to fuck you asap because you're insanely hot first and foremost. at least i'm just more honest about my intentions, and i don't have any stds.
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>>65764534
This bitch probably lifts her tail for anyone too.
But at least she has the excuse of not being in possession of a sapient learned mind.
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>>65764534
Somebody should make you wear a fucking shock collar.
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>>65764529
Molested, not raped. My box is still safe and I'm saving it for a special someone, that's all!! Also I'd much MUCH rather do this job than a shitty soul sucking retail one. I truly do not care what others think AND I make bank from just fuckin teasing guys XD. I acrually worked at kfc and walmart, it was fucking horrible and payed diddly squat. At least with this job I can save up enough money to do what I want.
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>>65755942

If you look like this and can prove it I want to become your paypig btw.
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>>65764567
I only do the noise feature. It's so she can run around freely on the golf course without taking a dip in the filthy lake.
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>>65764580
people who simp for women online without ever having the chance to fuck them are the dumbest low iq motherfuckers on the planet. you are a retarded nig.
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>>65764578
>and I'm saving it for a special someone
Except given that you're a sex-worker the only people you're going to find interested are those who are into shit like sharing you or beating on you.
And if you didn't care you wouldn't keep replying defensively, this is a clear cut case of you trying to convince yourself.
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>>65764578
that special someone is probably going to pump and dump you because they don't want a longterm relationship with a whore. then you won't be such a prude about getting fucked.
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>>65764597
>run around freely on the golf course
A golf course isn't a dog park, are you even a member paying green fees? that's one hell of a trap to find your ball in, pile of dogshit on the green.
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>>65764598

More fun for me then, faggot. I can afford it.
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>>65764615
>fun
retard
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>>65764615
yeah, burning your money is sure fun.
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>>65764620
Well when you burn it in your own bong or something, sure.
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>>65764452
Where are you hoping to meet your guy? Hopefully not at the strip club.
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>>65764602
I'm replying because I'm bored and these (you)'s are delicious!! As if I'd tell people I'm interested in what I actually do lmao. Nah I'll get a part time job as a loan signing agent and say I'm doing that, unless they pry deeper than my greasy gaping asshole they're not gonna know shit.
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>>65764610
>>65764602
>>65764475

Unfortunately these anons are all right, you cannot expect pure prince charming when you have already done this. Either you lie and live with the guilt you tripped an honourable man into living with you without knowing the things you've done or you tell him and he insta-dumps you
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>>65764614
They let pets on the grass during the evening and it's lovely!!
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>>65764620

Simping online gives you stuff you can fap to forever, usually cheaper, and always to hotter women than whatever disappointing several hundred dollar local whore you can find. A lot less time and effort too.

I do both.
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>>65764648
My mom said to go to a golf club or anything classy like that.
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>>65764654
>Nah I'll get a part time job as a loan signing agent and say I'm doing that,
So you want to find that "special someone" and your intention is to enter into this relationship not just while showing your body to strange men all the time, but also while lying through your teeth to this special someone's face?
Yeah, you're totally a keeper worth this persons time and interest.
Do you want a guy who gives all his money to onlyfans sluts? Would such a man in ANY capacity enter your mind as a potential lifelong partner?
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>>65764660
>implying I'd feel guilty over something so stupid
That would also imply that I'm ashamed about what I do, but I'm not.
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>>65764667
don't ever reply to me again you dumbass knuckle dragger.

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>>65764675
i present to you the modern woman. i really hope you get burned and have to fuck for money and become the biggest loose whore. that is my fetish.
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>>65764660

It's okay. There's no possible way any woman could ever find out about all the whores I've ever played around with, so I just consider it fair game to be honest. Once you've seen what I have seen, I just equally consider all of you whores anyways, it doesn't matter what you've done.
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>>65764675
You're going to run into mostly super old dudes there. Is that your goal?
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>>65764700
Dancing naked infront of middle aged fat greasy men, allowing them to touch you and giving them lapdances in some shithole should be something you are ashamed of
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>>65764665
>They let pets on the grass during the evening
In other words you are not a member, you are not paying your green fees and therefore you are being a supreme dick to the people who pay to use the course for its intended purpose.
There are plenty of regular parks that people do not spend large sums of money to keep perfectly groomed for a sport.
There are also parks whose sole intended purpose is for you to let your dog run around.
Who the fuck cares if some young dipshit in advertising for the golf course decided this would get attention, are (You) incapable of thinking objectively about the purpose of the grounds and wether or not your use of it fits that? If the government said tomorrow that seniors homes were now open to hourly room rentals for prostitutes, would you think it's okay to be doing that in such a building just because some third party thought so?
Have some basic human decency, I don't go to the pool to take a shit because it's not a toilet, the golf course is just like a football field in that regard, it has a specific reason for being kept in good shape and that isn't to be your mutt's toilet.
You bet your ass anyone that actually golfs on that course takes offense at that bullshit.
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>>65764700
But I'm not, so uh. Cope I guess? I'm not sure what to tell you.
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>>65764749
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
I'm not reading all that shit, nigger.
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>>65764776
>illiterate
>calls others nigger
Kek.
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>>65764767
OOPSIE POOPSIE!! I think I meant to link YOU!!! <:3 >>65764739
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>>65764782
>seething this hard over a dog running on grass
KEK.
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>>65764871
You know how to play the game and I respect it lmao
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>>65764871
i hate how i kek'd at this
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>>65764767
>But I'm not,
Yeah we know, YOU'RE BROKEN.
That's why we're trying to provide some external feedback here, maybe your sense of shame will be restored if enough people kick it's shit in.
The fact that you wallow in shit and don't feel bad about it just shows how much keeping your virginity is meaningless, you are already so polluted by sex that you can't objectively see the shit and mud you are wallowing in for what it is.
You can boil a frog to death if you do it slow, one degree at a time and the frog stays comfy.
You're the frog, you feel comfy selling your body and you still think your virginity means anything at all only because you've gone a mile an inch at a time.
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>>65764881
Well thank you!! I wish I could never work again and just be a NEET until I die. For a year my parents insisted for me stay at their place until covid blew over and it was the most magical year of my life.
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>>65764930
It's just my personal boundary anon, I don't feel comfortable having my vagene touched because its GROSS. There's a reason why prostitution is illegal and stripping is not.
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>>65764936
i would let you stay a NEET and pay for everything you wanted. i would just have to fuck you daily. how have you not landed a man who will do this yet when you're so hot? are you really so broken and insane?
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>>65764871
>Nah I'll get a part time job as a loan signing agent and say I'm doing that
Ah yes, not ashamed at all
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>>65764963
But you feel fine rubbing it on ANY mans hard dick so long as a millimetre of fabric is between you? Well I got news for you, that's close enough to swap STD's because fabric is incredibly porous. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if actual semen has transferred all the way through to touch your cunt just because of wicking.
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>>65764987
>I would just have to fuck you daily
Unless I reeeeeeally like you that's a HARD no from me. I dont care what you say I'm not a whore. Also yeah I find it really hard to connect with people because I wanna be alone all the time.
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>>65765101
>I wanna be alone all the time.
You certainly set yourself up to achieve this dream.
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>>65765010
Yeah it's not like I'm lying because of the stigma or anything lmao.
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>>65765014
Then every stripper out there would have STDs but that's simply not how it works.
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>>65765110
I wanna be alone but I also don't wanna WORK.
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>>65765101
even if my dick is big? so you're an autistic NEET stuck in a knockout babe's body, and you strip. you are fucking strange, i'd marry you.
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>>65765117
There are slutwalks these days where sex workers quite proudly prance around half naked in broad daylight for all the world to see, the social stigma is long gone and the majority opinion celebrates it.
Face it, if you lie it's your shame motivating it, not everyone else's.
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>>65765150
But then you'll turn around and say the exact opposite thing if it fits your argument.
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>>65765149
You're right, let's get married anon!! You can breed my virgin puss and we'll have lots of autistic babies :D
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>>65765101
not that guy, but if you lived near me i'd take you out for food/coffee no questions or commitments. I just like meeting attractive people and I like the way you look.
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femanon what's your type?
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>>65765198
i mean i'm an autistic virgin too. what's the biggest dildo you've taken so far? anything 5.5" in girth or bigger?
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>>65765141
>but I also don't wanna WORK.
That's your loss, finding work you can enjoy in some way is fun.
I've had over a dozen different jobs in my 2oish years of work, even the jobs I despised always taught me something, I've picked up so many skills over the years I could build my own damn house from scratch!
So you know how to give a guy a hard-on? What else? What's going to employ you until retirement age after your skin loses elasticity?
You need to have at least 2-3 million dollars saved by 30 years of age just to live an average life after then, 5-7 million if you want any kind of security for the unforeseen.
Do you have that kind of money saved? Do you see this line of work earning you that much by then?
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>>65765230
>20ish*
I hope the typo was obvious, but just in case.
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>>65765199
That sounds lovely, tbqh. It's been FOREVER since I went out and did something other than work, much less had a nice meal. I may be shy n weird but I can hold a pretty decent conversation if you aren't some liberal cuck I have to be hyper aware around 24/7.
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>>65765230
>So you know how to give a guy a hard-on?
thats probably all she needs to know when she's so hot to be honest.
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>>65764654
>I'm replying because I'm bored and these (you)'s are delicious!!
that's scary
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>>65765262
>thats probably all she needs to know when she's so hot to be honest.
You're forgetting the inevitable expiry date, for most it's around 30 although some women get lucky to keep it until about 40, and then some have the money to preserve it for decades after but not perfectly.
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>>65765255
Midwest USA. Anything more than a 2 hour drive is a no from me, so the odds are slim.
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>>65765230
I may hate being with people in general but if I actually fall in love I get SUPER attached and never wanna let go, even if that person is complete dogshit like my ex. The key is to fall for someone who can at least support me financially, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. (dear god I dodged a bullet in retrospect) In return I'd make their life as happy as I possibly can.
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>>65765286
Yeah, sorry. I live in southern florida.
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>>65765282
That still gives her 10 years to marry right, then if the guy wants to pull out (giggity) he loses half his shit.
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>>65765277
What can I say? I'm a slut for (you) ;]
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>>65755942
we can't always get what we want
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what's going on in this thread? does anyone wanna talk about dinosaurs instead?
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>>65765349
>In return I'd make their life as happy as I possibly can
Hard to be happy knowing you're woman is grinding on other dudes dicks all the time, which is why you have already said you'll lie about that.
You going to quit the second you meet somebody who might be the one? Or do you imagine that you'll continue to strip as you get to know that person? Meaning that you'd have to always lie to him or he'd get to know that while you two were sharing and laughing and smiling and not sleeping together that you were getting hot and sweaty in strangers laps at night?
Do you ever consider things like this? If you do, do you lie to yourself and think it'll be fine or do you just push the thoughts away and refuse to dwell on it?
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>>65764324
based fembot, don't sell your soul for a few shekels.
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>>65765417
Stop writing walls of text to this bitch shes a narcissist who thrives off attention and has a degradation fetish, ive seen her post her tits in countless threads even on here
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Holy shit can jannies delete this pathetic orbiting thread already
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>>65765439
> has a degradation fetish
so a normal girl
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She got fingerblasted by daddy growing up like all (((fembots)))
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>>65765439
Fuck you bitch, I do what I want!
>Sincerely, Eric Cartman
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>>65765387
Hmm, when you put it that way I suppose I am too. it's way easier to do when everyone knows who you are, yeah?
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I wanna see how far I can get my fingers down the throat of this bitch and then mark her body with my cum. she doesn't get it inside unless she proves she's good enough for a second go.
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>>65765417
There are tons of hot girls out there who do things much worse than rub their butt on people's clothed laps..
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>>65765470
Based Eric Cartman.
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>>65764324
I have more respect for actual whores who deliver the goods than attention whores who post tits for lowlifes on 4chan and fish for some beta provider stemcel. Enjoy the attention because being a whore on 4chan is all you will ever be remembered for, no quality man would ever commit to a trash tier stripper e-whore who gave her uncle stinky fingers when she was 5. Youre a flop. Kill yourself.
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>>65765534
Hot girls who aren't complete bitchy sluts are rare. Guys go after fucking anything nowadays too.
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>>65765519
And? There is always going to be someone worse to compare yourself with, that's an easy out, a coping mechanism.
And coping means there is underlying shame, you wouldn't be looking for someone worse to hide behind if you were proud of or even just okay with it.
I know that I won't ever be attracted to a stripper outside of masturbatory material, and I know that I'm not the only man who thinks this way, it doesn't matter if gangbang clubs become a normal everyday thing, this isn't something measured in relative terms, it is absolutes, lines carved in stone rather than drawn in sand.
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>>65765349
You sound like you still have a shit ton of baggage leftover from your tranny ex which is a major turnoff. Mentally ill trash attracts mentally ill trash, no surprises there.
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>>65765455
Waaaaaa *sniffle* *sniffle* WAAAAAA
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>>65765519
>image
FUCKING KEK
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>>65765573
E-whores arent any better than actual whores. If anything theyre even worse because theyre doing it solely for attention and not just money or desperation like actual whores.
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>>65765591
baby wants his milkies?
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yo can I send you some cash for some feet pics? love your legs
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>>65765225
She basically admitted shes looking for a betabux to leech off of
>>65765349
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>>65765576
>tries to look for ANYTHING to latch onto, even if it's a joke
Kek. There's a reason why I'd lie about stripping and it's what you just said. I don't really care about ""honor"" because as long as both him and I are happy that's all that matters.
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>>65765573
>teehee im le quirky stacy virgin pls simp for me xD
Kys
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>>65765225
Cancer Lord.. He will NEVER rape me and it's so fucking unfair.
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>>65765666
>admits to being a compulsive liar as well as a cheap trailer trash molested whore who is looking for a beta provider
Arent you perfect wife material. People dont even have to make meatholes like you look bad, you manage that all by yourself.
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>>65765617
Send me a way to contact you, if I posted mine here I'd get bombarded.
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>>65765693
Isn't that the one psycho from the old /v/ comics? what the actual fuck
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>>65755942
Why do you put two dots after your sentence like .. just as OP did? You mentally ill bitch shilling yourself lol admit it.
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>>65765666
>because as long as both him and I are happy that's all that matters.
Ah so you lie to yourself.
That "happiness" would only be a facade, a thin veneer hiding a rotten tooth. If you ever say the wrong thing out of turn, or if some 4chan anon decides to send him all your pics, that happiness will be shattered and the ensuing fallout would spoil even the memories for both of you, making one more angry man and one more bitter woman.
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>>65765702
Nice buzzwords retard. I'm not repeating myself though.
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>>65765721
You do realize how big of a schizo this makes you look, right?
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>>65765748
>ad hominem
You're less original than this comment.
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>>65765710
it's not something too strange? so many girls hate their feet getting attention for some reason.
how do you usually arrange these services?
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>>65765748
You suck at gaslighting and shilling yourself, work on your manipulation skills you dumb bitch lol.
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>>65765720
Yeah.. He's so fucking hot. I actually started a chain of people simping for him.
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>>65765693
shit like this just makes me seem like you would be turned on if someone relatively not ugly did forcefully finger fuck you while stripping.
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>>65765783
makes it seem*
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>>65765772
hey bby I'll bite you and rub your cooch I'll fulfill your fanta sea.
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>>65765783
obviously, it's what she wants. If you do what women say they want they'll hate you.
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>>65765809
Mmmhhhh GOD yes... PLEASE....
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are there any fembots who ARENT mentally ill money grubbing whores with a rape/abuser fetish?
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>>65765772
>>65765834
using your whorish wiles to goad people into lusting over a shitty villain from a decade-old 4chan comic is pretty fucking funny I gotta say. i guess as long as it's making people draw 4chan OC it's cool but also very fucking lame
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>>65765783
If it was Cancer Lord that would be fine.. I'd lose my job and contract 9 STDs for him for a single kiss. (A friend drew me this!!)
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>>65765844
Nope, theyre all the exact same.
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>>65765844
I just want enough to survive, anon. If you REALLY wanna see a money grubbing whore you should take a look at my aunt. Lucky bitch hooked a guy with 100+ million then got very fat n bitchy in the first 6 months of her marriage because she did the prenup right. She won't share a dime of it with my family though because she hates my dad.
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>>65765844
yeah I have known a few. if you can't find any that might be on you.
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>>65765864
i want to forcefully mating press your autistic puss in the back of a dirty strip club so badly now.
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>>65762354
You look like a future incel incubator. Dumb face, dopey dead eyes, pig nose and weak jaw.
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>>65765891
>I just want enough to survive, anon.
Nah, you want attention and tingles.
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>>65765909
well so does everyone else. I'm hoping for a crumb of attention from this bitch.
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>>65765907
reminder if you want Chad sons to impregnate masculine looking women with Chad jaws only
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>>65765923
>I'm hoping for a crumb of attention from this bitch.
Either give her money or be an asshole to her.
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>>65765858
HOW is it lame to inspire people to draw porn of your waifu/husbando in any way??
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>>65765903
Oh gawd shes autistic too holy shit her sons are even further doomed, imagine seeing your mom whoreing herself out on 4chan. Lets hope this cunt never breeds.
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>>65765907
Prolly cause I was 13 and retarded. My face looks a lot less busted now XD >>65763584
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>>65765834
sorry bby your butthole isn't hairy enough for me anymore. see ya
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>>65765961
Tbh your personality is more attractive than you are. would date if you were a sentient pineapple with a vagina.
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>>65765956
eh, i would still nut in her.
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>>65765964
W-WAIT!! ANON, I CAN CHANGE!!! PLEASE.. COME BACK....
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>>65765961
That's an everywoman face, plain and pretty sure, but rather unremarkable in any particular regard.
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>>65765961
>that incel jaw with no angle
>that receding hairline round fivehead
>plastered in makeup
>dopey eyes with upper eyelid show
>autistic and mentally ill
>monkey philtrum
Lol egghead looking bitch your sons are fucked.
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go back all funkshcizos. the adults are typing.
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>>65766014
funkwhat
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>>65765961
Do you have some kind of mild jaw deformity or recession? It looks like you are tensing it and trying to keep it clenched forward or something. Not being rude I have a friend with a recessed chin and slight overbite and he does the same thing in pictures haha.
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I actually think I know this girl, or at least someone who looks really really similar and admitted to me she sold nudes because she totally wanted to buy. I've seen her on discord again lately but I didn't have anything to say and I'm too poor to ask for feet pics.
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>>65765990
you can't change the amount of ass hairs you have loser
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>>65766033
Yes you can see she has a weak jaw and a weak, rodent looking profile here >>65760681
Her sons would be autistic chincels.
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>>65766073
I won't be satisfied until your entire body reeks on my cum
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>>65766037
I have lip incompetence actually!! It's where the lips don't touch when my mouth is relaxed. I've learned that I shouldn't try to close it because it looks weird if I do.
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>>65766073
What are your measurements if we may?
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>>65766073
>I look my best with tha false
I honestly don;t think you know what the best (You) looks like, you've spent too much time and effort trying to hide it behind paint and lies.
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>>65766073
You would be an incel if male with that weak ass simp skull
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>>65766037
AH I MEANT TO LINK>>65766033
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>>65766090
You mean my female skull wouldn't look good on a guy? Shocker.
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>>65766083
>lip incompetence
Because you have a weak and underformed jaw and maxilla. Please promise me you will never breed, I hate selfish bitches who pass those death sentence traits onto their male offspring.
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>>65766073
were you born lucky with those proportions or did you do something to get there?
i got some flared disgusting ribs, is there any hope for me?
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>>65766087
I absolutely love the false eyelash look!! When I do it juuuust right people say I look russian.
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>>65766102
A well developed jaw and skull is attractive on both men and women. Most Stacies like Margot Robbie and Angelina Jolie have slayer skulls and strong jaws, its an important trait for sons to inherit. You have a gay alien skull with a recessed chin. Youre a Becky covered in paint at best.
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>>65766108
My jaw is anything but weak XD I've heard people say that it's TOO strong before though.
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>>65766125
>I look Russian
Kek no you dont, Slavic women are minecraft headed huntress eyed slayers, you look Anglo/Potatonigger amerimutt as fuck
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>>65758361
I find chubbier girls make my dick harder but pic related is more "beautiful"
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>>65766125
Well congratulations on only being pretend pretty then?
Is this really all you have to offer, false appearances? I've spent the thread trying to get something deeper out of you (I too get high on (You)s), but you shy away from anything of that sort and just keep focusing on all the shallow commentary.
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>>65766163
>always keeps trying to find "gotchas" and wall texts
Doesn't it get tiring, anon?
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>>65766142
shes literally mentally ill and delusional tho -_-
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>>65766142
It's literally not my words so uhh take it up with them I guess lol.
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looks like neeble
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>>65766131
please please come and bite me in the neck. girls who bite are so hot.
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>>65766204
I'm not trying to "gotcha" I'm attempting to find something of depth to you, it may be that you're just afraid of sharing anything really personal like most robots here, but I detect hints of simply lacking in that area.
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Reminds me of me except the booba. I got skeleton a lot and that I should eat more.
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>>65766073
>banging body
>face like the female eggman
Sad!
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>>65766246
If you've got the hip/waist/legs proportions, you don't even need the boobs.
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>>65766220
Yeah maybe I will, you amerimutts arent too bright.
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>>65766115
When I was like 13-14 I tied a band around my waist really tight for long periods of time because I wanted to be an hourglass. I got curvy really fast but I'm not sure if that was because of the band or just puberty. Also you don't need to have a tapered ribcage to be beautiful, just look at Adriana Lima. She doesn't need a crunched waist to be hot and neither do you!!
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>>65766246
flat? because that's probably preferable, at least to me. I like many body parts more than tits.
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>>65766282
I dont really believe your waist and hip proportions are real. Can you post a video with you facing the front and moving around to prove their are?
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>fucking dropped my phone on my tits
>deleted the dress pic
:(
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>>65766315
You deleted it because people were roasting your egghead and incel jaw lol.
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>>65766300
My shitty phone can barely handle pictures MUCH LESS video. "Not enough SPAAAAAACE"
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>>65766315
I want to be phone now
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>>65766315
It's on the internet now.
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>>65766323
Nah, I looked hot as fuck in that photo XD You're making up flaws because you're on /r9k/ and hate women.
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>>65766329
Take a short video on your laptop/pc webcam then
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>>65766336
nice bruh
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>>65766282
idk should i post a pic of what i got to work with? i feel like my hips and waist are beyond fucked and dont know what to do about it
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>>65766341
I dont need to make up flaws, your goofy shapeless hamster looking chincel self is staring right at me lel. And I dont hate women, just whores.
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>>65766329
Ah, so thats why all your pics are grainy and low res and obviously shopped to hell. Another chick who is built like a toothbrush, frauding muh curves. Top kek.
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>>65766356
Women aren't supposed to have chad jawlines anon.
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>>65766349
I'd say yes but I don't want you to get banned!!
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>>65766367
Cope. Most models and beautiful women have sharp Chad jawlines and proceed to give birth to slayer sons.
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>>65766336
>>65766341
probably because you are hot as fuck period. any guy would have to hold themselves back from wanting to breed you endlessly.
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>>65766349
yeah so long as it's a link like catbox or imgur rather than uploaded right to 4chan
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>>65766329
Awwww come on. We just wanna see if that amazing bodys real, how can we believe u without video evidence :) Ur not telling me you dont have some hot videos of yourself, share them girlie
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>>65766390
its obviously not real, which is why shes full of shit and refusing to post
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>>65766400
well she is lazy by her own admission so maybe it's just that? god i hope so
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>>65766408
Remember everyone was in awe of that other whore Arisa Vurrs anime proportions and perfect face, then turns out shes a skinnyfat tranny looking fridge, with a gross black asshole and ass acne? Yeah its the same deal.
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>>65766427
I think she's still attractive, I legit never saw what everyone freaked out about about the butthole.
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>>65766400
FINE fine I'll do it just gimme a sec I'm making eggs.
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>>65766427
Lilith Levisis is also really bad for shooping her waist too, shes built like a wall irl. If OP does have that waist to hip ratio then she would be in the 99.9th percentile of hips/waist aesthetics, but the fact she is refusing to post a video just makes it clear shes fraudmaxxing. Never believe what you see on the internet folks.
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post actual hot roasties
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>>65766446
See >>65766442
There is hope.
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>>65766442
post egg pics too, obviously
legs and eggs
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>>65766452
>tattoos
Ugh. Also that's not a roast.
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>>65766442
>translation: let me dig out some Chinese bodytune apps
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ywn be a hot girl
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>>65766442
post more of vagene too.
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>>65766341
>Nah, I looked hot as fuck in that photo XD
Just above average, you're full on regular brunette next door, you've got no characteristic flaws that would highlight everything else (think something like the munroe mole or ginger freckles) nor anything exceptional like extra curves in the hips and tits.
Like in this pic, not a bit of makeup, no fake nothing and hot as fuck.
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>>65766473
Yeah roasties are actually editing videos of their bodies now using Chinese AI shit so even if she posts a video its pointless. Instead she should go live on Omegle with the r9k tag.
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>>65766490
Oooh good idea
>>65766442
Would you be willing to do this? Like quickly go on webcam on omegle and just flash your body to a few of us so we can see if youre legit?
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>>65766498
lmao why do you act so desperate
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>>65766375
>>65766389
ive been banned for less retarded things than posting a waist
still im sure ill regret doing this
idk if this will even work
unsee (dot) cc (slash) album#l5wqq3hTAjUDeLyC
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>>65766503
I wanted to send her money but I want to make sure she isnt frauding her body first. I dont give money to liars or frauds.
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>>65766512
I just wanna say I like the armpit access even if it's supposed to be a tummy pic
thanks for sharing anon
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>>65766498
Same poster here. M1nty im willing to send you 5K USD if you go on webcam for me and flash your body for 5 seconds. I made half a million in crypto liver the last 6 months and im feeling generous. 100% serious.
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>>65766555
>crypto liver
I mean crypto OVER lmao anyway the offer still stands baby. If you were willing to be my concubine I would happily give you a 20K allowance every month in exchange for sex but I understand we havent even spoken one on one yet so I dont mind taking things slower for now.
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>>65766555
shes not going to do it bro, her life and body and entire identity is a lie
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>>65766551
>the armpit access
ive never heard of that before, but thank you

the pic is a bit old now and i let myself go because of shitty medication, so in a few weeks i should be back to what i posted and then ill just keep working on it from there
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>>65766512
cute hands
your proportions are similar based on this picture but maybe i'm smaller (5'4 94 lbs)
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>>65766347
Is this the one that used to do those cooking threads?
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>>65766596
Oh, I'm just a freak who likes armpits, so I am always on the lookout for armpit access.
What do you mean by let yourself go? do you have a little belly or something now? because I think your body type with some extra meat sounds really attractive. of course, that's not to say your shouldn't work for the body you're happy with. I like feeling slim and sexy, too.
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>>65766618
alice? I don't think so, she's not white and would have shown off her feet
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>>65766575
>still waiting
Its over, she was frauding all along. Many such cases.
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>>65766659
All girls edit their nudes and photos these days anon. Its just how it be.
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>>65766616
eh, my hands have been better, couldnt do my nails for ages because a surgery kept getting delayed
maybe its the fact i got hip dips that i feel i look like shit
its the best body pic i have on my laptop unfortunately
you are definitely smaller, im a little over 6' and at the time in the pic i was 128lbs

>>65766633
hey each to their own
yea its fucked what medication can do if you ignore the side effects. made me gain an absolute ton and got edema from it. but if things go well then in 3 months ill be back to where i started. the pic i uploaded was also after 3 months of dieting
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>>65766668
Yeah and it honestly really sucks. I just want a girl with a genuinely top tier all natural hourglass figure. Im starting to think those women are the biggest unicorns of all. Pretty face? Plenty of those. Nice tits? Millions out there. Natural tiny waist and birthing hips? Nup, 0.000001% of the population if that.
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>>65766673
>after 3 months of dieting
>still a bit of visible paunch
god does it really take that long to lose weight?
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>>65766673
>im a little over 6'
cute!
Swedish?
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>>65766659
SORRY sorry. Here ya go, try to spot any sort of gay filter. (Protip: you can't)
https://files.catbox.moe/9z1472.mp4
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>>65766682
Im not as skinny as the girl ITT but I have a naturally very small (like 21 inches) waist and weirdly wide hipbones, I measured my waist to hip ratio and it was a lot more extreme than the classic 0.7 which is supposed to be the ideal, I have had these large hipbones and small waist ever since puberty. I often get asked if I wear corsets but I dont. But I would never post them online, only my e-bf knows how I look naked. We do exist tho we are kinda rare.
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>>65766673
wow, you're a lot taller than I expected, must have some good leggy on you.
I guess you're medication has sorted itself out and you've got a steadier handle on your weight now, do you mind if I ask what the medication was for?
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>>65766713
Not the crypto man, but I like your outfit.
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>>65766713
SHES REAL SHE S REAL
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>>65766713
Your waist there definitely looks thicker and meatier than in the still pictures but yeah decent
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>>65766717
>e-bf
That's so lame. Why haven't you met in real life?
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>>65766713
Autism lmao
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>>65766713
Breathing in hard there ayy lmao
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>>65766750
I needed to stand on my tiptoes to get my body in the shot!!
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>>65766713
Why does your apartment look so poor and dirty, miss rich stripper girl?
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>>65766713
god you are so unbelievably hot, one of the best bodies i've seen a girl who browses here have.
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>>65766757
do you have any of your tiptoes then
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>>65766717
lols e-bf and giving him nudes, also that whore on here looking for attention
Damm they were right women ruin every place they enter, Cosmos tried to tell us
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>>65766760
I'm housing my entire family, it's a fucking mess.
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>>65766741
E-relationships are pretty comfy plus he lives like 5K miles away and borders are closed lol. Its worth it though, I feel like I found an actual diamond.
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>>65766693
i think its the lighting i was definitely flat back then, only hits of abs broke it up

>god does it really take that long to lose weight?
i hate to say this but i was a fat fuck, at 168lbs, so loosing 40 in 3 months i thought was really good progress. once i hit 128 i couldnt seem to get lower, but ill keep try to go lower this time
god i hate myself for having ignored what the pills did to me and now i have to start over...

>>65766698
not quite, a little to the south west

>>65766724
yea it doesnt show in the pic, but my legs are definitely my best feature
>I guess you're medication has sorted itself out and you've got a steadier handle on your weight now, do you mind if I ask what the medication was for?
well, i just quit taking most of it because they only gave me the side effects, the last one did work a little but was toxic af and really fucked my body up. like i looked like i was in my 3rd trimester. its been 2-3 weeks since i quit that and it shows
all the medication is and was for mental issues, thats the short answer. took 20 fucking pills each day, not even exaggerating
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>>65766648
Hmm, looked like it. Well this is a retard thread. Plz no more being retards.

>>65766713
Bonk, no more retard posting
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>>65766771
only because she isn't dating you, chud
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>>65766673
they look cute to me
do you like (real) girls
please say yes
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>>65766771
Im a virgin. We have been talking for like 2+ years since lockdown first started and I am literally never going to date anyone else if we ever broke up. Hes the love of my life.
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>>65766713
I want to give you my life's savings
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>>65766771
God you're pessimistic, how do you live with the fact your mom is a woman?
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>>65766713
>pale with dark amerimutt nipples
0/10 would not bang, groce
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>>65766665
Ur wrong and just one off, FAG!!!!!!!!
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>>65766795
yup, i do like girls
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>>65766787
? White knight was spawned
I'm 6'3 and good looking, Girls take interest in my but I am just too mentally fucked for relationships or dating
She's just typical small girl, + Why would I ever date a stripe that shows her almost naked body to everyone on here? Sorry anon I respect myself and not that desperate like you
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>>65766784
That's cool. I'd like to visit Germany someday, but I have been to Poland. I recall a tall Scandi girl with interesting desires.

I have a tall e-gf who wants me to get her some buddies.[/spoiler[
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>>65766784
I really enjoy the back of the legs, probably for similar reasons why I like armpits, so I'm a little tempted.
I don't think you're being so fair to yourself about the effects of the medication, though, it's not like you could anticipate it and many times they don't have an intended effect. I have faced medication that made my life worse like and, it's not really a waste or starting over because your learned what didn't work and that's a rare experience.
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>>65766815
>doesn't understand lighting changes colors
Classic retarded robot.
https://files.catbox.moe/6nyhmq.jpg
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>>65766713
gonna fap to this now btw.
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>>65766786
what's going on, anon? what is on your mind?
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>>65766850
>still dark/orange despite contrast being edited
I only accept the palest of petal pink nipples and genitalia, begone mutt
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>>65766814
I love my mother dummy, And yeah I am pessimistic anon. Tell me the last time when you were happy actually happy, Why does a girl needs to come here and share her naked body for? That's a red flag
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>>65766850
Your pussy lips look ugly and black too, classic sign of a whore
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>>65766875
>>>>>>DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PUBIC HAIR WORKS
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA
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>>65766815
what are you on about, her nipples arent different from what most whites have

>>65766840
now you are too far south

>>65766848
so let me guess, knee access?
well, all the pills ive tried had weight gain as a possible side effect, most of them didnt have me gain, but the last one did work a little and i guess i just didnt notice things were getting out of hand when i could leave thumb prints on the top of my feet. ive quit most of the meds now, so hopefully thatll speed things up a bit more now that im back to one meal per week, though i remember last time i did it id always get anxious af when eating and wished i could purge it some how
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>>65766863
My mind is occupied with thinking of what I need to do to improve my studying and stuff. I epic failed learning to code before because of bugs. Now I am trying to take a break and is kind of stupid things here desu.
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>>65766892
Dark pubic hair = mutt genes
Your tan color nipples and black pussy are gross and muttlike, dont reply to me anymore you amerimutt dog
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>>65766866
Why do you feel the need to reply to every post with something shitty? Isn't it tiring?
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>>65766713
One last question before this thread dies: are you actually good at dancing? I know you're a stripper and all, but I'm curious
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>>65766896
Are you Danish then?
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M1nty is a huge whore btw
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This is literally the worst, most cringiest pathetic thread in this boards history
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>>65766904
Black pubes means good eyebrows. Blonde/red eyebrows usually look like crap.
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>>65766914
Stripper, not whore. We've been over this anon.
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>>65766916
then clearly you haven't been here long enough
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>>65766913
we got a winner

>>65766917
>Blonde eyebrows usually look like crap
im offended
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>>65766917
cope harder you disgusting mutt subhuman, if your nipples arent light pink and your pubes arent blonde or light ginger then you are a mutt
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>>65766916
but she delivered which is the important part. i like this thread
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>>65766924
>copium.png
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>>65766933
Purebreds are inbred you know.
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>>65766924
Strippers are sex workers aka whores. Are camwhores suddenly not whores now just because they arent fucking guys?
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>>65766927
I had a Danish ancestor. He was Mormon so had 3 Danish wives and 1 Swedish wife. Classic Amerimutt here.
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>>65766941
Say what you will, I love my job and I'm still a virgin :]
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M1nty's pink portal!
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>>65766952
scandi harem
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>>65766951
>people who get nude I'm front of a screen are the same as whores getting slammed by disgusting weirdos for some bus fare
Nah.
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M1nty's womanhood!
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>>65766896
yes, knee access... I just wouldn't be able to look away. The best place is from just below the butt to the back of the knee
Do you mind if I ask how you're feeling now that you've stopped most of them? I have found that diet, supplements and proper exercise have done me sooo much better than brain pills. I'm a bit nervous about the winter, though, because I was used to exercising outside. maybe you have tips for staying active throughout the winter?
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>>65766963
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Anon's ham candle!! Anon's pepperoni sword!! Anon's skin flute!!
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M1nty's axe wound!
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>>65766972
Anon's manhood!!
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>>65766987
Anon's one eyed snake!!
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M1nty's field goal!
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are these the "funkschizos" mentioned earlier
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>>65766980
youd like summer then, that means short shorts
i felt like shit before starting medication, i felt like shit on the medication, except the last one, that one felt like shit but did help a little, now im back to being a suicidal dysfunctional mess
oh i wish i had tips, i need them myself, especially now that ive likely busted both knees to the point of needing surgery
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>>65767003
Anon's purple headed yogurt slinger!!
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M1nty's love tunnel!
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>>65767004
Yup. Hai :D
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>>65766927
Some years ago there was a Danish prostitute hanging out on /r9k/. And noe a stripper. Interesting.
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>>65767014
Anon's baby baster!!
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M1nty's CU next Tuesday! (CUNT)
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>>65767024
strange, ive been posting here for years and dont remember ever seeing another dane on here
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>>65767031
Anon's Richard!!
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M1nty's special place!
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I actually like this thread now it took so long to get good. Conglaturations nice frens

>>65767031
Have a head pat creativeanon.
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>>65766907
Eh, I'm okay. People say that they like the way I move but I don't really know what I'm doing.
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>>65767041
Anon's cream machine!!
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speaking of "funkschizos", what's up with /vg/ and schizos? every general i've browsed has their own batch of schizo nutcases.
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M1nty's snatch!
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>>65767064
I don't know, it's annoying as fuck though. If I were a mod I'd abuse my powers and get fired in under an hour.
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>>65767065
Anon's shaft of delight!!
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>>65767056
hah, that's a pretty funny thought. thanks for the chuckle
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M1nty's lady garden!
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I will scout out every strip club in Copenhagen.
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>>65767011
I love summer for many reasons, I would happily add cherishing your fine legs in shorts to that list. winter clothes can be cute, too, but it ain't the same without someone to keep warm.
I hope there is some silver lining about your current situation and reasons to be happy. What is going on with your knees??
The only thing I have done to prepare for winter was buy some cheap exercise bands, but I don't really know how to make use of them yet.
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>>65767084
Anon's acorn in a nest of twigs, surrounded by two fetal pigs!!
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M1nty's minge!
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M1nty's cho-cha!
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>>65767105
Anon's gigglestick!!
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>>65767087
but why?

>>65767092
i hate winter, i dont deal well with the cold
so far no silver linings outside of being more in control of my weight again, hopefully. as for my knees, well the last medication made me blackout occationally making me fall in retarded ways, my knees kept hurting and my doc things ive busted up to 3 ligaments, 1 in 1 knee and up to 2 in the other. so now im waiting for an mri to see whats going on inside
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>>65767120
Anon's rocket!!
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M1nty's punani!
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M1nty's penis fly trap!
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>>65767128
yeah, I hate winter, too. I'm in Edmonton so it lasts too long and it's way too dark. I'm about to drive home from work, and it's already below zero.
I'm sorry about your knees, that sounds really frustrating! I know how serious knee injuries can get, so I'm really glad you have some work set up. and that's not just because I want to cherish your legs.
I really hope you can find something to lighten your life up this winter, for what it's worth. All of us deserve to be warm and happy.
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>>65767144
Anon's sausage!!
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M1nty's cooter!
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>>65767157
Anon's cat slayer!!
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>>65767180
Anon's firehose!!
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M1nty's cherry!
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>>65767161
>I'm in Edmonton
rip
yea it sucks to have a constant dull pain, occasional sharp pain, and not being able to do anything but walk. cant even cross them like i always do when sitting
well depending on what happens ill either just keep hating winter or hate winter but stay in bed after possible knee surgery. at least i know im going to lose a lot of the medicine fat this winter, so that im looking forward to
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>>65767188
Anon's little Johnson!!
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M1nty's vertical smile!
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M1nty's second pair of lips!
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i wonder what happened to the poster who asked if i liked girls
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M1nty's magic crepe!
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>>65767201
Anon's third leg!!
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>>65767209
Anon's schlong!!
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M1nty's notorious V.A.G
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>>65767221
Anon's baby maker rod!!
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>>65767238
Anon's glorious shaft!!
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M1nty's peach!
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>>65767249
Anon's cucumber!!
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M1nty's wet cave!
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the quality of this thread sure nosedived
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M1nty's danish delight!
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>>65767264
>quality
>on r9k
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>>65767276
must be from /vg/. huffy bastards they are
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>>65767270
>danish delight!
oi im still here
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M1nty's panty hamster!
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>>65767194
besides the winter, I'm pretty happy here, but definitely want to move out of the city once I have the money.
If it really does hurt to walk, let me carry you! It might look awkward because you're taller than me, but I'll do it. When are you getting those knees looked at?
I don't think there can be anything to be done about not hating winter, but just something to preoccupy you so it's not a worry.
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M1nty's box!
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M1nty's clam!
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>>65767300
i had one knee scanned yesterday, idk when ill get the other scanned, but they said itll take a few weeks before i get a result, and then itll be weeks or months before they have time to cut me open and fix them
the less i need to go outside in the winter the better. might buy some chocolate powder and make hot chocolate and look out over the city, that sounds kind of comfy
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>>65767264
...when was it at a high point?
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>>65767354
When there was people talking and not just ping-ponging other words for dick and vag.
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>>65767368
This is the /trash/ way
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>>65755942
>628 posts
/r9k/ is the worst board on 4chan
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M1nty's beaver!
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>>65767386
Yes. I like the /trash/ way.
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>>65767353
I'm really hoping it all goes well. I have enjoyed meeting you even in this way, and so I'm totally rooting for you. I remember my dad going through knee surgery when I was young, and all it left him with was a scar so I believe you will end up the same!
Not going out in the winter is the only way to make it tolerable, very wise. Go get your hot chocolate and watch the sun slip away. What time does it get dark there in the winter? it's about 5pm here, but we get to vote to keep summer hours this month
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>>65767386
The way of the dumpster
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M1nty's cha cha!
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>>65767404
thanks, i do too. yea im fine with scars desu, already got a huge one on one knee from being a stupid kid and falling off my bike
its pretty early, dont remember when but i know the sun often starts setting around 3pm or something like that
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M1nty's gash!
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>>65767439
I have a scar from falling off my bike, too! I actually broke my arm falling down really slowly, because I was trying to keep a drink I had from spilling. I landed on my arm and it broke in such a weird way that they had to cut it open and keep it in place with a metal plate and some pins. The scar has really lightened over the years and isn't very visible under my arm hair, but it's like five inches long. what happened with your bike accident?
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M1nty's girly bits!
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>>65767479
i broke my wrist once too, at least it was a clean break so they just pushed it back together, which hurt like a fucking bitch
i dont remember what happened, i was like 4 or something, but i do remember it was a trike so that makes it pretty impressive in my book. its about 5 inches too i think
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M1nty's cookie!
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>>65767402
Anon's slimy eel!!
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>>65767429
Anon's bing bong!!
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M1nty's front passage!
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M1nty's hole!
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>>65767503
yeah I didn't have any pain at all for my break, too much adrenaline and then they knocked me out in the emergency. But I did have a wipeout last year that really scraped me up - I don't have very good luck regarding bikes but I still love to go fast.
I'm gonna probably have a shower for a bit and then start dinner, so if the thread does die it was a great time. It doesn't happen as much as it should, but I really appreciate having these low expectations encounters on 4chan. it's so easy to talk and learn about others when it's just kept simple.
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M1nty's meat curtains!
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M1nty's hot pocket!
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>>65767588
well it was nice chatting with you anon, cya in another thread
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>>65759551
153 is cute!
i hope my future gf is as cute
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>>65767650
If you're still around, I just wanted to share a song I heard on the radio driving home, and hope u have a lovely rest of your day
https://youtu.be/bqyAoL7buZg



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