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>tfw no bf that would post >tfw no bf that [insert me]
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killing homos with my straight cock
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>tfw no bf to sniff K with
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>>66285002
Thank you anon. How are you doing today?
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>tfw no bf to put his hand on my stomach
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>>66285086
i am listening to music
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>be me
>reinstall grindr on latest bender
>see literally no one I'm interested in
>flooded with messages from people i don't like
>overwhelmed and close the app, uninstall it again

i have the chance somewhere to change my situation but i can't be fucked to take it
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>>66285101
it's kicking...
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>anon's boipregnant
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i wanna be gayer so bad...
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>>66285127
Sounds pretty comfy... hope you are having a nice day.
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>>66285273
oh, thanks! you too!
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ok anons if i win the lottery tomorrow i dont have to do an exam on monday
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>>66285160
same anon they are all like 40 or kinda creepy. I saw someone off grindr in public one time and they walked like a goblin. Sad thing is I know I'm not god's gift to man either, I'm just like the rest of them. All I have going for me is being thin and young and pretty tall
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>>66285329
are u me
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>tfw i probably walk like a goblin
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>>66285370
probably anon i think we are all one under god ( not an Abrahamic one).
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>tfw i do chin tucks for 2 minutes every time i leave my room to make myself stand up straight
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5am and people are on grindr
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>>66285447
I stand up straight but don't tuck my chin because I like to look down on people.
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am i still gay if i like the idea of a woman molesting and dominating me against my will

that could never happen irl so it doesn't count right
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>>66285477
You're probably bi. Just don't marry a woman and you'll remain based. Bi people who marry women are super fucking cringe sorry.
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>>66285500
i sometimes think women are cute or even beautiful aesthetically but it's not sexual and i would never date one nevermind marriage

it stems from being insecure about my sexuality as a teenager and wanting to like girls but not being able to i think
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>>66285558
ah ok. I understand the temptation to be able to put yourself in a neat category.
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hello anons tonight i am going to remember brush my teeth again this should be maybe 5 nights in arow now, tomorrow i will go hiking i didnt today because friend got busy
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>tfw no bf to help me stay awake during night shifts
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>>66285589
>tfw no bf to help me stay awake during day shifts
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why don't guys make me hard. i really like cuddling with them and stuff
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>>66285616
what about kissing.e
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>>66285638
uhh, i don't know
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>>66285500
>Bi people who marry women are super fucking cringe sorry.
Based.
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Would anyone like a bf who burps a lot?
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>got a gf because i was lonely and she came onto me hard
>never told her i was gay
>can't stop thinking about getting fucked by men
>care about her too much to want to hurt her feelings by telling her this and dumping her
>she's now a part of all my friend groups, so even if i did dump her, she would still awkwardly be around me all the time
yep, this was a mistake
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>>66285699
don't care, kill yourself normalfag
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I have a crush on this cute straight twink and I find it really hot thinking about how he probably fucks his girlfriend with his hot cock and balls. Like idk the idea that he doesn't give a single shit about me at all but like his girl enjoying his balls is kinda hot to me. Idk if this makes me a cuck or what
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>>66285447
>do a chin tuck after reading this
>neck creeks like a fucking old door
it's over
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>tfw have extremely lewd and depraved fantasies
>tfw only want to be held and cuddled and gently pounded in a loving consenting manner with lots of hand holding
how do i cure my brain of the slutty thoughts and only have good ones?
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>>66285909
just go jerk off
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>>66285792
the other day i chin tucked so hard while brushing my teeth that i twinged something in my neck gave myself a migraine
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>>66285963
no i wanna stop jerking off to that so i can cum to normal things and then cum normally during sex instead of just mindlessly grinding until i give up out of exhaustion
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>tfw no anon to bathe me, shave me, do my hair and put makeup on me and make me look like an eboy
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Guys just shut up
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>tfw no e-boy bf (the e stands for ecclesiological)
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>tfw no bf to hibernate through winter with
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are muscular straight-looking guys with arab sounding names more likely to rail me or to beat me up?
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avrilsmeatsuit#8255

I am sad and lonely please help if you would
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>>66286101
Both but you already know this...
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>>66286107
>tfw no glowie cia bf who repeatedly stabs me in the neck with a boxcutter after meeting him
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>>66286107
*rayps you repeatedly and then disposes of the corpse behind an unused highway layby
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>>66286107
i would if you posted yesterday.....
im not at home so youd have to wait a while
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I'm curious now, how many of us have had girlfriends before?
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>>66286191
nobody who shouldn't leave immediately for being normalscum
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>>66286121
ikr
>>66286144
tfw no one to do this to me
whats wrong with me to make me so unlikeable
>>66286159
sewer sliding noises
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Take antiparasytes fagboy.
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>>66286208
okay then im adding you to the blocklist
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>>66285160
>>see literally no one I'm interested in
That's a good moment to self reflect.
>Is everyone around me just not good enough?
>Or am I the problem?
I mean, you saw a hundred guys near you. You're telling me not a single one of them caught your attention? In any way?
I don't even want to know what your standards are.
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>>66286200
I had a girlfriend in the 5th grade can I stay
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>>66286289
What does am i the problem mean exactly. Are you implying that he must be straight or smth. How can you help who you are attracted to.
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>>66285329
>they are all like 40 or kinda creepy.
There are young guys there, don't pretend otherwise. Also, you, a robot, have the audacity to call others creepy? Who are you,a sorority girl? Get a grip dude
>I'm just like the rest of them
You don't sound like you really believe that, anon. You sound like you still think you're too good to give those people a chance.
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You already know the answer is no.
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I went from 80kg to 61kg and still look fat.
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how do i kiII myself
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>>66286319
It's not about "giving people a chance". If I don't find them attractive I don't find them attractive. Yes I find meth-addicted people creepy, sue me. Sure people would probably find me creepy. Why's that a reason to force myself to go out with people who I don't feel a connection to?
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>>66286311
He's the problem because he obviously has too high standards, definitely higher than what he can afford if he can't like a single guy in a 100 pool.
I assure you there are attractive and young people in there. But it begs the question: is anon young and attractive himself?
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>>66286351
Don't do it if you're a virgin.
Have casual sex instead. Having casual sex is better than dying
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>>66286351
It's actually pretty hard anon. Problem is you don't want to fail and end up disabled for the rest of your life and unable to attempt again. So you should try to choose a method which is like it either kills your or leaves you with no permanents damage. SN is the method typically recommended as it doesn't do permanent damage but it's really hard you have to follow an antiemetic regiment. And even then it only works like 30% of the time. Feel like it would be super awkward if you failed suicide attempt and had to face your family.
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>>66286347
wtf i'm 80kg and i have abs
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>>66286347
have you been working out or just dieting?
did you eat 1.5g+ protein per lb bodyweight when you were losing weight? if you werent eating enough protein then u will lose a decent amount of muscle and your body fat will be higher than if u ate more protein
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I'm 65kg but look like an anorexic skeleton. Like a skeleton that hasn't eaten food in a while ig. t. 6'5''
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>>66286352
>It's not about "giving people a chance"
Yes it is.
Your standards are not set in stone. You can change your mind, you autistic little shit. Your mind is not a machine that works in absolutes.
If you drown yourself with beauty standardized media, that obviously will affect how you perceive beauty. You could get away from these harmful influences, including porn, and instead touch grass and interact with as many people irl as possible.
Only that will ground your feet on reality, where dating happens.
So yes, go give someone you deem unattractive a chance to show you something more
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>>66286404
Shoot yourself please go get a hobby or something
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>>66286389
Lemme finish you off by eating your bones
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>>66286387
I was mostly dieting, all that weight i lost was mostly muscle?
That sucks, time to eat the right ammount of protein and hit the gym.
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>>66286412
only if i can eat your boner
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>>66286352
>Grindr is full of meth addicts
Do you see that? That's a typical incel response when he's shitposting about grindr when in fact he never tried it before.
You use a hyperbole,a grotesque exaggeration, a gross generalization to make that place sound like a horror house.
In fact, as you said it yourself, you're not different from those same people you call creepy. But you're delusional, judgemental and generally just a big cunt to everyone. That's why you're lonely.
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>>66286424
grindr sucks and you suck for using it or encouraging other people to use it
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im 66kg 6'2 and i love it
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>>66286424
Shoot yourself. please.
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>>66286352
>Sure people would probably find me creepy. Why's that a reason to force myself to go out with people who I don't feel a connection to?
Because those are the only people you have chances of connecting with, dumbass. Your equals. The people on your own level.
It's them or nothing. And trust me, look around, being alone is worse. Look what it does to these people. Look what it did to you.
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>>66286422
Uh sure? I just want some of you anon.
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>autistic
>not a machine
uh... real autists are closer to machines to be fair
also it sounds so absurd to me when you said that there is a hundred people near you on grindr, the highest i've seen within 40km is two people haha
there was a couple more in the neighboring city though
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>>66286411
This is my hobby, silly, what are you talking about
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>>66286442
I'd rather go to church and connect with people there in a wholesome manner. Rather than "connecting" with people who just lead degen lives. Might start volunteering. Will probably do more for me than mindless sex.
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I'm trying to avoid using grindr. I shouldn't really be posting here either
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>>66286428
You know what truly sucks?
Being a lonely adult virgin.
Grindr is far better than that
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My only chances are with people from here
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>>66286456
i honestly feel bad for your fiance if this is your actual hobby kek
show him your conversations please
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>>66286467
there are better apps and better ways to meet people
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>>66286436
You, the virgin, are more likely to do that than me.
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>>66286453
Grindr let's you see the closest 100 people to you, wherever they are.
Sounds like you didn't use it at all.
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I no longer have strong sexual urges beyond masturbating once every two days or so. I'm still lonely but most of my fantasies are about cuddling and generally having someone around. Even those are slowly starting to go.
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>>66286416
it wont be mostly muscle, you will have lost both muscle and fat - but you couldve lost relatively more fat if you had worked out and ate the right amount of protein.
if your goal is to look "skinny", you might have to bulk and start going to the gym to put on some muscle mass first, because if you cut down to 12 percent body fat and you dont have any muscles underneath, you'll just look skeletal
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>>66286458
>Entering a cult that hates gays
Oh yeah I definitely see how adding one more layer of homophobia and repression will make you happier.
You are a degenerate, darling. You have no place in the traditional moral foundations of religion. You're a homo. You've been running away from this your entire life, and I fear you'll just keep running away until the end.
But god knows you'd be happier if you accepted yourself.
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>>66286492
And what if I did. Why am I forced to stay alive. If I successfully shot myself that would be a win in my book as I no longer have to live and work and do bullshit and feel depressed the second I wake up. I ascend all this crap. Why would I care what you think when I'm dead you stupid sheep
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>>66286478
No anon. You have no chances here. Only delusions. A lie you tell yourself everyday.
Your only chance is with the other gays living near you. The ones you can actually see and touch with your own eyes and hands. Nothing here is real. Nothing here will go anywhere
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>>66286539
didn't say homophobic church but go off. Also I'm bi dummy. Mostly prison gay just here for shits and giggles. Sucks to be a homo ig.
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>>66286534
>Masturbate nearly every day
>No strong sex urge
Lol do you listen to yourself? How delusional you are, dude?
You do have a sex urge. And you've been wasting it alone for years, when you could be making someone happy with it
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>>66286506
yes i know, read what i wrote again you illiterate fuck
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>>66286555
>Your only chance is with the other gays living near you.
Some people on here
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this game is fucking boring...
i need to get away from here
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>>66286556
That explains the self hatred, honestly.
As you don't have to go full homo, you can afford to keep being a repressed self loathing queen, and still get a straight pass in society, which I think is your goal.
Well I hope you find happiness in your endeavors, although I wish you'd leave gay environments. It's pretty obvious you have no intention of acting your homosexuality in any way. And we've got enough repressed fags as it is.
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>>66286539
I hope one day you see the light and escape this degeneracy bud. No I don't mean the fact that you are gay retard, I mean replacing a proper love life with mindless sex.
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>>66286594
>Never worked so far
And never will.
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>>66286601
why should he leave? he can be here if he wants to
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>>66286619
i vote him out too
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>>66286603
I love my hubby, though
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>>66286612
I only tried like once cause im too lazy
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It's like I say i'm bi. But the only people I have crushes on are twinks. Only people I ever have had crushes on. but twinks are kinda prison gay.
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>>66286619
Obviously I can't make him leave anymore than you can make me leave.
But I don't see the point... A bi dude who's plan is repressing his homosexuality at any cost, eve. If it means joining the church...
The fuck is he doing here?
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>>66286619
Nah for once I agree with Hue. Straight passing bis should get the fuck out. Fake "prison gays" too. Be gay or leave the thread for gay robots. Simple as.
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>>66286622
your vote is meaningless, if people could vote others out, hue would have been gone long ago
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>>66286652
non gays dont get a vote. thats why he will stay
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everybody everybody everybody livin now everybody everybody everybody fucks
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>>66286649
I'm not planning on repressing my homosexuality. And again you're just assuming the church I'm referring to is Christian and that it is a homophobic one which is total bullshit. Forcing myself to fuck drug addicts is as bad as gay people forcing themselves to fuck women.
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Whats wrong with being bi...
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>>66285685
Anyone?
n-not like i can burp whenever i want and not like it happens multiple times a day
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Let me guess, straight people should get off the entire r9k board because they are repressing their heterosexuality i.e: they are incels.
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>>66286682
burp = gross
fart = funny
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>>66286546
>Why am I forced to stay alive
Life is good. There's joy in life. You're going to die anyway. Why not enjoy the ride?
You know why you're so sad all the time?
Because you don't have sex. It's true. You're a dateless sperg who's suicidally sad.
Listen to me, dude. Romance is lacking in your life. Go live a little. Go have sex. And then you will see how good life can be. Trust me.
You have virginity induced depression, as any other incel.
Treatment: have sex
Prognostic: ooh la la
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>>66286697
No it's fine for straight people to be on r9k. This is a thread specifically for gaybots. Those who are not gaybots should not be here. Let them find their own spaces. We shouldn't be expected to share ours.
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>>66286649
he's enjoying being here, we've had girls in the thread before and no one complained then
>>66286650
i don't know man, i don't see that many gay robots in this thread, he won't exactly make the thread worse
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>eboy feet
>eboy toes
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>>66286633
It will never work. Stop wasting your time and go date irl.
Can't you see how childish you are? You think that only someone on this particular internet niche corner is compatible with you.
That's literally "my secret club" mentality.
Grow the fuck up dude. You're a man child.
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>>66286727
No I complained then too. No one liked it when the weird fujoshits were outed and we had nearly half a thread of revelation on exactly why the thread was getting so shit. We want you to go and stay gone.
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>>66286483
>Better way to meet people
Like what?
The apps apps aren't just a possible way. They're the easy way.
Do you think these lazy virgins will have the willpower to do anything that isn't easy?
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I don't really understand why I shouldn't be allowed here. I mainly like boys. I only have crushes on boys. Just occasionally if some girl is wearing yoga pants or whatever yeah ill find it attractive. Big fucking deal.
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>>66286747
It has worked for anons which makes you angry
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>>66286780
cause you can easily make it so nobody knows youre bi?
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>>66286763
i'm talking about before hue was here, there was a couple threads with girls just talking to people and no one minded them, not a single reply telling them to leave
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>>66286812
As can a lot of people who are gay? Don't get your point. What special privilege do I have exactly. There's no way I can get with a girl I'm autistic af. I guess you only want this thread to be flamers then.
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>>66286789
Sure it has, bro.
That's what we see the most here. Happy couples pairing up
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>>66286825
>What special privilege do I
You are, as of now, indistinguishable from a heterosexual, and that comes with all their privileges.
It's very different for men who don't like women at all. You would never understand. For you, faggotry is just a minor nuisance in the back of your mind.
For us, it's our whole sexuality.
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>>66286852
Any privileges are entirely societal ones. i.e: entirely determined by societies perception of your sexuality. Are you telling me a bi person who comes across as flamboyantly gay has more privilege than say a masc gay person? What bullshit.
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>>66286825
>There's no way I can get with a girl I'm autistic af.
It's the casual homophobia, fuckface. Nice to know that we're the easier option.
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>>66286867
My point is that I couldn't pretend to be straight if that was the implication by getting a girl. Not saying that it is easy to get a girl. Just that if I were to get with a guy it obviously wouldn't be an example of bi privilege. Love the fact that that's what you thought I meant though. It's the casual homophobia for me too, fuck face.
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>>66286836
he's right though, atleast it was like that before the thread went completely to shit, there was quite a few people meeting up and ending up dating eachother, i don't know how it is nowadays though, since i took a 2 year pause from 4chan in general
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I just want someone I can be clingy and occasionally lewd with...
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>>66286885
don't tempt me with something like that or i'll hug you
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>>66286866
>Are you telling me a bi person who comes across as flamboyantly gay has more privilege than say a masc gay person?
Yes. You see, the flamboyant bi guy can still marry a woman and inherit every privilege that comes with a traditional heterosexual family.
Any gay man who is out of the closet will suffer the consequences no matter how masculine they are. Your argument is literally "gay men can hide in the closet too".
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>>66286880
I read it that way because that's what you wrote, gaslighting fuck.
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>>66286836
>>66286883
the reason why you don't see them is because they eventually leave the thread, unlike you
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>>66286883
No, anon. It has never been like that. You're just lost on a nostalgia trip, idealizing the past as usual.
Anonymity is the worst thing for dating and nothing good will ever come out of it
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>>66286903
We aren't discussing normie bi people vs normie gay people. We are discussing people posting on r9k. In which case how exactly is a flamboyant bi incel privileged over a gay person who is masc. They aren't. Never mind the fact half the people in this thread are prison gay.
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i think tinder hookups on the next day after match is unsafe but i don have exp, what do anons
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>>66286909
Nope I didn't write that guys were easier. Love the gaslighting tho, nice projection.
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>>66286825
actually i would like that. too bad life is shit
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>>66286924
it has been like that you nigger, my best friend got his bf from these threads 4 years ago, stop pretending like you've been here for any time
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>>66286926
>We aren't discussing normie bi people vs normie gay people
That's exactly what I'm discussing.
I really don't care how social issues affect invisible people who don't leave the room.
Let's focus on the people that matter, okay? People who make the earth spin.
Not virgin incels locked inside. These hermits have completely lost touch with reality.
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Watching lord of the rings with bf (he hasnt seen it). It can happen boys. I hope it does for all of you too.
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>>66286953
You can focus on that if you like. But in relation to who should be posting in this thread, I don't see why normies come into the equation at all.
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>>66286957
kill
yourself
normalnigger
scum
fuck you
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>>66286936
Do it,fag. Quit being a prude virgin
>>66286949
>Trust me, bro
Sure mr anonymous, did you go to school with op too?
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>>66286957
call me when you're watching the starwars prequels together
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>>66286973
>Trust me bro, grindr will fix all your issues
Sure mr anonymous, did you go to school with op too?
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>>66286973
okay, sure. hope i don't die hehe, also hope i don't make it awkward
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For the last month or so I've listened to donda for like 6 hours every day.
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>>66286965
why not? bi prisongays arent gay and normalfag gays arent robots. there are likely bi normalfags here too
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>>66286902
Joke's on you I would really like that :(
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>>66287015
Yeah but obviously normalfags shouldn't post here. But bi robots face similar problems and will relate a lot and there is no r9bi.
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>>66287038
there is a magic trick i know. you can create your own thread when you have something to say, you dont even have to call it /r9bi/
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you guys should start killing people, it's been human nature to kill each other since the first civilisations yet they've removed this for you, war is faught with rifles and missles, it won't let you savour the violence, so take an axe and cut up some person you dislike, or why not all of them?
you will start feeling happiness and excitement again, the thrill of a proper fight.
start doing fights to the death and your depression will go away instantly!
i wish you luck my warrior
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>>66287052
I shouldn't have to. We share the same oppression. Just happens my dick gets hard to girls as well as hot men with big dicks big deal.
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>>66287016
How are you doing anon?

What kind of men do you like and what are your expectations?
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>>66287079
what oppression is that exactly?
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>>66286967
I found a bf on 4chan. Be hopeful anon
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>>66287016
Aaah
You get me really dizzy Anon
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>>66287086
Discriminated against because of sexuality and how I come across as flamboyant. Most people here are incels so don't give me any crap about being able to present as straight
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>>66287110
are we talking about real life now or still just /r9k/?
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>>66287157
We are talking about the real life experiences of robots posting on r9k. I know really tough to wrap your head around. Might have to read it a couple more times to get your retarded Brazilian head around it
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>>66287080
I'm doing fine! A bit lonely if anything.
I like guys that are a bit older than me and not too skinny. I'm short so tall guys intimidate me a little bit.
>>66287096
Imagine the cuddles...
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>>66287173
i do not type like a brasilian
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>>66287204
thought you were hue
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>>66287214
its okay. i dont care if normalfags or bisexuals post here but both are the majority of annoying shitposters. a lot normalfags are just people playing pretend too
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>>66287184
Please allow me to ask the next fact though, where are you from?
The cold is making me want to smother people with kindness and blankets
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>>66287256
If you're going to complain about annoying shitposters why don't you talk about hue who ruins every thread he joins by just spamming telling people to get grindr
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>>66287184
(>. <' Cuteee cuddles ..
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>>66287263
I'd love that! But here are the bad news: I'm a spic :(
>>66287286
Cute cuddles only of course
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>>66287282
he doesnt bother me. im not even sure people dislike him they play the same game every thread
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>>66287347
Very far away from where I live :/
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>>66287378
where do you live anon? not him.
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>>66287378
We could still chat if you'd like...
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>>66287395
I live in centr. europe ^
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>>66287406
Of course :3
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>>66287446
somewhere along the alps then i guess, schweiz or around there.
because i can't see it being cold in central europe otherwise.
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>>66287460
Is there a chance I get your tag?
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>>66287474
You got the wrong Anon haha :P
I didn't say that
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>>66287517
oh, i guess i did lol.
it can be quite confusing sometimes though!
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> tfw no bf to do Blues Brothers routine with
I'm a soul man!
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i saw a white girls legs for the first time in months and remembered im prison gay. holy moly
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only thing i hate about brasilian is he tells me not to be so harsh on myself to just get over my problems and then tells me im dumb and defective. what a jerk
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>>66287571
You got turned on by her?
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>>66287563
The other day I had a dream relationship, a dream relationship is a relationship where you have a double bed and you dream that you have a relationship.
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>>66287563
>>66287623
>the most fucking boring film ever made
>somehow touted as this amazing comedic epic, that set the bar so high for comedy films it will never be beaten
more like the fucking snooze brothers
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>>66286957
hey I just recently saw lord of the rings for the first time too. I was very dissapointed
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>>66287571
Many such cases. Sad. You'll be happier if you just go straight and fail that way.
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tfw no qt effeminate boy to sit in my lap as he plays vidya and steal kisses in between games

why even live
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>assignment due friday
>go to start it
>i understand literally nothing of the content and how to go about doing it
epic
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>>66287854
that's easy to get though, all you need to do is to start killing people
feeling the blade of an axe penetrate a grown mans skull and getting the taste for blood is one of the most gratifying things that exist, it will increase the amount of testosterone in your body which will make you seem much manlier, and effimate boys will start falling for you left and right due to the ungodly strength of the pheromones you release
it might be scary at first, but once you've gotten past that initial fear and killed a man, you'll feel like nothing is unachievable
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>>66288037
Weird flex hue but I like it
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>>66288037
now this is the kind of advice I need
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I think I'm just not gonna go to my sister's house for thanksgiving. All I do is just sit silently because nobody ever talks to me or even gives a shit that I'm there
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>>66288117
you have to go anon its family time
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>>66288117
that sucks anon but what are you going to do instead?
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>>66288145
play video games with my friends who actually want me around
>>66288144
no
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>>66288117
you can visit me instead!
we'll bake bread together and cook tasty food, then watch series or movies that you like!
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>tfwywn help anon with his uni assignments
He probably doesn't want my help anyway...
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>>66288176
anon i dont think theres many people out there that like going to family events like that
but you have to go, its just the rules
why does nobody talk to you? do you try to talk to them? do you have things to actually talk about (do you have hobbies, a partner, a job, a pet etc etc)?
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i would love your help
i think im figuring it out though so its not all doom and gloom
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>>66288218
im one of those people i even drove 17 hours when covid came
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>>66288176
well have a good time anon dont let it bother you
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>>66288252
i think everyone is one of those people
my family like booze a bit too much on big events (christmas and weddings especially)
and everyone hates drunk people so the only way to put up with it is to get equally drunk
but getting stupidly drunk with your family is just a recipe for disaster
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>>66288284
i like family events
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Oh that's good. I knew you could do it anon.
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thank you anon, i wish you good fortune in all walks of life
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Thank you for that anon, and I wish the same things for you.
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>tfw no bf to listen to drum and bass with
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lmao what a bunch of faggots
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>>66289052
i only do it for you
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>>66288995
I may be mega homophobic but damn that sucks
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>>66289079
why waste your energy being mega homophobic when im just trying to live my life anon
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everyone always says if you enjoy something its not a waste...
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>tfw no bf who tells me I never had any potential to begin with so I don't feel bad about wasting it
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anon dont be so harsh on yourself
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anon you don't get it
I need to believe that I played a shit hand well, rather than playing a good hand like shit
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>made homemade tendies
>oversalted them
fuck! what use am i if i can't cook
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oh thats smart actually, sorry anon.
btw you had no potential you fucking tard
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>>66289931
just salt them less next time anon
or cook for someone who was raised on food with too much salt
like me
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>>66289977
hello, its me ur doctor. pls eat less salt and quit having energy drinks for breakfast. or ur gonna pee mad rocks
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I wanna explore da woods
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>finished my assignment
time to eat i guess
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>tfw it is raining
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wake up sleepyheads
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but i dont want to wake up
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I am awake. I was eating a little bit and am now drinking water.
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sleep time
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At least I get to eat a good meal tomorrow and maybe my mom won't bitch at me about looking for work. Just going to be us two though which is a lonely thanksgiving and she doesn't like that.

t. storyanon
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>want to participate in thanksgiving
>don't want to eat the food
helped my mom make pies and cheesecake today and yesterday. current plan is to say I don't feel well after I'm done hanging out
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mmmmmm blueberry yoghurt
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>tfw no I don't know why it gets like this every morning... bf
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going to have a good time with my family but i still want the week to go faster so i can go back home
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>tfw no bf to have early breakfast with
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>>66291285
yes that would be me thank you very much
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>>66291311
>yes that would be me thank you very much
Oh, no problem
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>>66291264
mmmm natural yoghurt...
>>66291310
how do you like yoghurt with cinnamon, apples and whole wheat cereals?
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i have many regrets, anon.
>tfw no bf who can tell me why i am the way i am
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>>66291323
does this mean you're my bf now?
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>>66291342
its just a protein yoghurt that i ate with a spoon after eating weetabix
i never eaten greek yoghurt and stuff
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>>66291407
I think so... is that okay?
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>>66291420
i'm pretty sure it is okay, haven't read any rules that say it isn't...
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>tfwn qt fem artist bf with long blond hair and chubb
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good morning
do you want me to make you breakfast or do you want to eat out at a 24 hour diner?
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>>66291408
did you eat a dry weetabix and then the yoghurt?
that doesn't sound like it tastes too good to be honest
i just eat regular yoghurt and put whatever tasty stuff i have in it
no sugar though, obviously
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>>66291464
Good morning sweetie <3
I would love to have breakfast made by you, no restaurant can beat my cuties cooking!
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>>66291468
4 weetabix in blue milk first then ate blueberry yoghurt
breakfast of champions
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>>66291494
i have the ingredients to make eggs benedict and some fried potatoes, is that ok?
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>>66291500
That sounds delicious, can't wait to have it!
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>>66291517
ok, give me half an hour
don't fall asleep! its time for you to get up.
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>>66291499
what's blue milk? never heard of it before, is it blueberry milk or something?
aren't weetabix kind of large? sounds like a big breakfast, although i remember hearing that your breakfast should be the biggest meal
i tend to eat one small bowl of cereal, fruit and yoghurt
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>>66291526
How could i fall asleep without you beside me? You don't have to worry about that! ;)
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>>66291551
oh blue milk is just whole milk, im just dumb
its kind of a big meal but i just eat it 45 minutes before i need to move. 450 calories and 40g protein for breakfast, pretty good, and no simple sugars
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>tfw no bf to pick me up and bridal carry me then promptly punt me off the top of a large building
I'm under 130lbs! Most fitbois on here are probably perfectly capable of doing this! Any applicants?
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I'm not gay I just have a cock fetish
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>tfw gay with a cock fetish
uhoh...
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>>66291605
nigga u gae lmao
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>>66291641
NO I don't like guys I just like fapping to porn with huge cocks shooting massive loads
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What would you do if you were watching a film together with your boyfriend and he started crying at a bit that wasn't even a tear jerker?
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>>66291654
gaaaaaaaaay! so gay, nigga!


but thats ok. nothing wrong with being yourself
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>>66291592
less than i expected, sounds like a pretty good breakfast then, even if a bit boring taste wise hehe
what do you do when you say "move"? work or do you go out for a run or something?
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call him a fag and make him hit me
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>tfwywn beat the fuck out of anon's insides
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Is getting hard looking at gay porn a good test of whether you're attracted to men?
I've discovered I possess this ability but I'm not sure, am an incel so could just be porn addiction, loneliness or forcing myself to get erect somehow?
Maybe I'm subconsciously thinking about vaginas? Maybe I just have a cock fetish and I'm anticipating the cocks while they're kissing and touching each other?
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>>66291665
i'd call him a pussy and then proceed to lick his tears off his face
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>>66291699
What if I'm somehow like a woman is? I've read that women are more likely to be aroused by watching people of any sex have sex even if they don't actually want to have sex with that sex so I could be the same?
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>>66291679
hahaha very boring, luckily its just routine for me
run > eat > relax for 45 mins > get ready for the day (shower, teeth, skin etc) > go to lectures or work or shop
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Stop being a sussybaka
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>>66291733
sussus amogus
oatmeal origami comment
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>>66291720
you must be up pretty early then, sounds like a healthy routine
don't think i'd be able to keep up with something like that, so it's quite admirable from my point of view!
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>>66291764
yeah i go to bed at around 8 every day and wake up whenever i wake up because alarms make me angry
thanks anon, i just dont like being up late at night, so its easy to keep up with it as long as i dont drink
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>>66291790
alarms make me panic, first time i used an alarm i had that beeping noise, as soon as i opened my eyes my vision was clouded and i had a hard time breathing
i thought it was the fire alarm and that my apartment was burning but it was all placebo caused by the alarm lol
needless to say, i don't use alarms anymore
any reason you don't like being up late? guessing it feels like you're wasting your time
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>>66291746
what's so FUNNY about Sussus Amogus? I have a gweat fwiend in Wome, called Sussus Amogus.
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>>66291847
picrel
when you originally cum in the original comment
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I just found out Disney Twisted Wonderland exists. I don't get it but it looks cool
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>>66291562
ok.. sorry, the potatoes took longer than i thought they would
i hope you like it
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i have a crush on my friend and i want him to rape me wtf
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>>66291840
yeah alarms are the devil
the morning is like my quiet time to unwind before my friends get up. and it means theres no dog walkers or anybody when i run. i like going to sleep only a couple hours after i've eaten too because otherwise i get hungry, and i eat at like 6pm
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>>66291959
That looks very good sweetheart <3
I'm sure it tastes amazing!
Do you enjoy cooking?
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>>66291985
i wish i couldnt relate wtf
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>>66292007
i do, i use to do it just when i was stressed to distract myself or whatever
but now, idk. cooking for myself is different than cooking for somebody else
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>>66291959
hrnng, im so hungry...i should probably eat after seeing this.
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>>66291998
it's really nice when there's no one outside, and especially so on misty days, makes it feel like silent hill
happened to me once, thought the apocalypse had happened while i slept or something lol
i had gotten up at 6 am to go to school but had forgotten that it was a holiday that day, so everyone was asleep
i also tend to get hungry if i don't eat before i sleep, but i've been told that it's not really that goos for your body to eat before you go to sleep
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>>66292042
Nice to hear that it developed into something you enjoy doing, I am much better at baking than cooking so i don't often get above average meals.
How is it different? Do you like to cook for others more than yourself?
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>>66291460
that's me except im not cute fug u
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>>66292085
making something for somebody else, food or otherwise, fills me with joy. the closer that somebody is to me, the more joy i get out of it. i can't really put it into words, i guess.
the feeling of usefulness, maybe?
cooking for myself just feels like a waste, id just subsist on a cup of coffee or something
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>>66292145
I can understand that, it's the same for me when it comes to baking.
It also helps me do my utmost if i know it's for someone else, otherwise i'll be more half-assed about it.
Do you have any certain meals that you prefer to make or eat?
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>>66292145
>the feeling of usefulness, maybe?
According to the love languages, for you, cooking is an expression of love
>cooking for myself just feels like a waste
disagree, man's gotta eat

>>66292174
>tfw no baking bf to complement my cooking
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>meals that you prefer to make
hearty and filling dinner meals
pot roasts, steak and potatoes, that sort of thing.
>meals that you prefer to eat
salads, really. i dont like filling out recipes for myself or making some nice meal. still, i do it anyway since it's a skill and skills need practice, of course
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>>66292063
it can be a bit eerie, theres a forest section where i walk and i felt like i was being watched the whole time once, everything is just so still in the early morning
my larger than average friend said that eating before bed is bad for metabolism or something and makes you gain more fat
but metabolic rate variance between like 99% of people is only a couple hundred calories. so idk im kinda lean enough to disregard it i think
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>>66292214
Hearty meals are the best meals, i enjoy cabbage rolls quite a lot, probably one of my favorites, especially with some gravy.
Atleast you're eating healthily unlike many others, who just get noodles, fast food, or unhealthy foods that you put in the microwave or oven for a while.
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cooking is scary. baking is comfy
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>tfw literally only eat meat, potatoes and some breads. No green veggies at all.

I am a legit manchild for this right?
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I want to freaking find a nerdy weeb bottom loser that wants a nerdy weeb top loser as a boyfriend why must it be so hard.
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>tfwywn make green bean casserole for storyanon
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>>66292274
anon, you need veggies in your diet
even if you wrap them in bacon
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>>66292284

I don't like greens though, our dinner will be ham, potatoes, and cornbread. She might cook a veggie for herself.

I will then eat the leftover ham for every every meal until it's gone. Repeat the process for Christmas and Easter.
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>>66292187
what kind of sweets do you like anon?
i'm pretty decent at baking, my family likes it atleast...
>>66292237
as eerie as it is, it's also quite scenic and serene, i enjoy it quite a lot
my mother said that it was bad because you make your stomach work during a period when your body is supposed to rest, but for all i know she could have gotten that from some random magazine
>>66292269
i wouldn't say cooking is scary, it's more that it's a bit stressful and has some uncertainties unlike baking
baking is the autists choice of food related hobby
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>>66292281
we're both right here
now all we have to do is exchange information, start a ldr, move in with one another and live happily ever after
i'm not really a huge weeb though, my taste in anime is trash
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>>66292308
What does cornbread taste like
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>>66292333

More grainy, rough texture is how I would describe it. I slather mine is so much butter I can barely taste the beard though.
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>>66292281
all of those apply to me, where do i sign up?
>>66292339
you're not supposed to eat your beard anon!
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>>66292347

oops, had a retard moment... Bread then, you get get the idea.
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>>66292317
>what kind of sweets do you like
I'm not into the hyper-sweet baking that is native here in burger-land, so I like light and fluffy cakes or flaky tarts or cookies with more butter. I tried many times to follow a recipe for sponge cake. Meringue continues to elude me (I have given up and gone to bread).

>>66292269
Cooking is so easy, it's just chop chop add some oil and kerblammo your supper's in a skillet. Baking is chemistry and I failed Chem 101 once or twice.
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this is probably the comfiest i've ever seen these threads
it's really nice
i wish it would last
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>>66292317
im fortunate enough to live on a hill, right next to the sea. i'd be lying if i said that the view (and also animals in fields) weren't what makes going out worth it
>baking is the autists hobby
fugg
however, you can cook the best meal you want, but after the end of all that effort, you will never have a cheesecake
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>>66292370

I'm scared of the oil popping on me... I'm also scared of burning myself every time I have to take anything in/out of the oven.

I think I'll just let mommy keep doing it.
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>>66292391
>I'm scared of the oil popping
This is inevitable, but usually avoidable with longer tools and a pan with taller sides.
>I'm also scared of burning myself every time I have to take anything in/out of the oven.
This can be solved planning all your movements.
>I think I'll just let mommy keep doing it.
This is how I learned to cook. Luv me mum but her cooking is...unique.
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what if i dont like what i cook? what if i burn it? what if i undercook it? what if i burn myself? what if i dont want to wash up? what if i dont want to spend an hour making my food?
ill just stick to chicken and rice and vegetables
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>>66292384
Have you tried looking for that comfiness on the apps?
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>>66292416
then get a bf to do it for you
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>>66292412

I'm clumsy as shit though, I'm also scared of dropping the dish getting it in/out of the oven.

My mom is a good cook and I could never hope to do better, my cooking goals extend to not eating frozen food all the time when I'm finally on my own (assuming I don't just check out)
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>>66292428
but what if i want slob bf so we can slob out together
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>>66292435
i dont think slobbing it up is very healthy, physically or otherwise
look at nikocado, after all
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>tfw no bf to cook for
Heh.
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Earlier today, 2 younger female coworkers told me that the way I bake the donuts "warms their heart", and that I put a lot of love and care into the way I present them to customers unlike the other baker. She said they were trayed so perfectly that she wanted to take a picture. It felt really good hearing that desu, and I told them that I appreciate it and that I try to do my best and make it look good :')
It's only fast food, but still.
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>>66292448
stop ruining my daydreams anon
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>>66292448
>look at nikocado, after all
I'd rather not

>>66292456
>baked donuts
This is possible blasphemy, I must consult the scriptures.
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>>66292483

how should donuts be then? I assumed they were baked? I know nothing of them save for eating them like the pig I am.
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>>66292370
how come the good guys are all yanks...
none the stuff i bake is overly sweet, as i don't like that either
sponge cake is very easy, you'll get it after a while!
i actually dislike meringue quite a lot, not that it's particularly bad, it's just that it tends to be devoid of taste except for the taste of sugar and at the same time is so incredibly overrated
>>66292387
that sounds like a good place to live in, i live near forests and stuff but i'm still in a moderately large city
baking is essentially chemistry, which is why it's for autists, it's also why i prefer baking
the only food i'm good at making is pizza and dumplings haha, shouldn't be a surprise why that is
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i once made whipped cream by hand for a berry fool recipe
my arm was rubber after it, but it came out really well
please ignore the little spillage
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>>66292321
>my taste in anime is trash
There is no trash taste just weird taste and I don't mind!
>>66292347
Here
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I baked some kind of bread for a high school home econ class once but I screwed something up and it collapsed. Still was good though.
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>tfw no bf to spill my handmade cream on
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>>66292548
>just weird
why did chinese cartoons have to give me a thing for long, pink-haired musclebound guys
why couldnt i just have a normal fetish
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>>66292548
i'm a european weeb in my mid 20s, how fucked am i?
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>>66292560
No idea but I guess you are after someone who is big and buff then BB.
>>66292586
Not fucked at all, do you like to cuddle and watch anime together?
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>>66292602
>you are after someone who is big and buff
yeah, too bad they're always some chad with an ego and would never be seen with another guy, let alone some weirdo bot
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>>66292526
i also think baking is fun because it doesnt feel like a chore, whereas you have to cook every single day
i literally only eat chicken and rice because of this. only have to cook for like 10 mins at most, and its nice
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>>66292621
Well you might find that guy someday, wish you good luck!
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coom or finally go to bed like I should have hours ago?
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>>66292428
That looks boring af
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>>66292638
id still eat it
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>>66292602
cuddles and anime does sound pretty good!
are you also european then?
>>66292621
if you can't find one, make one!
instead of trying to find someone who is big and bulky, find someone who would follow you to the gym
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>tfw you will never have passion for life and food like other people do. I'll remain a depressed bastard eating slop.
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>>66292638
If I remember correctly, there was a romaine recall or whatever, so I had to use iceberg instead which was a mistake.
Honestly though, it is boring. I like making and eating greek salads way more. I love the olives and the feta cheese.
Homemade vinaigrette always comes out delicious, too.
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>tfw no depressed slop eating bf
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>>66292625
yeah i can agree to cooking feeling like a chore, especially when you have to do the dishes as well, i think that's the hardest part for me as doing it every day just drains all my energy
sure you get dishes with baking too but it's at most once a week, instead of every day
what kind of stuff do you enjoy baking? do you have any specialties? :p
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>>66292668
Yes I am also from EU.
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>>66292674
you can be passionate about eating your fbf's food
nothing makes food taste as good as sharing it with someone you love
>>66292710
that's nice, what part?
i'm norf
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>>66292701
i'd be lying if i said i had any specialities, but i make a mean lime cheesecake
aside from that i only bake the basics when im on my own, brownies and cookies etc
i made some vanilla macarons the other week with my mum though, didnt eat any but she said they were nice, even if they were deformed
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>>66292714
From norway, are you a fancy brit
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>>66292676
Best salad is grated carrots with raisins, corn and cottage cheese
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>>66292715
>cheesecake
be mine, anon
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>>66292719
norf as in northern and not england, i'm your neighbor
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What makes Danish guys the best bfs?
The cream filling!
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how do i get my crush to fuck me
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>>66292727
>norf as in northern and not england, i'm your neighbor

Oh which country?
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>>66292771
the neighbour to the right of you, not the intelligible one, svensk
got any genre of anime that you prefer?
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you are the milk to my cornflakes
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>>66286378
Finding a reliable suicide method isn't hard. Depending on the laws in your state blowing your brains out almost always works, especially with a shotgun. Jumping off a tall building (6+ floors) or touching the third rail in a subway station or jumping in front of a train are even easier but still almost guarantee death.
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>>66292782
You know we border another country too besides Sweden and I don't trust swedes sorry. Had bad experience with them and their loose nature of having sex with whatever. Specifically last guy from here who happened to be a swede :(
Thought he was the one but found out later via discord friends that he was a vivid grindr guy.
Sorry.
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>>66289931
I'd still eat ithem and pretend my blood pressure hasnt sky rocketed just to make you happy.
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And just like that no bf
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>>66292837
Well, at least you got closer than any of us.
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>>66292817
yeah, finland, sorry for that
i've never used any dating or hookup app and have only been in one ldr, but you do you, it's better to find someone you can feel comfortable with
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>dreamt he messaged me on discord
heh...
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>>66292881
happened to me the other day
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>>66292722
happily anon :)
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>>66292837
i mean, that's kind of on you for deciding to remove an entire country from the list of people you can date
i understand why you don't want swedes though, i don't like the majority of them either
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>>66292881
Don't have discord, thank god for that
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Oh wow other north europeans are here. Not going to talk to you though
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>>66293057
hyvaa iltapaivalla
mycket mer kan jag inte
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i want a bf that makes me squirm and feel silly
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>>66293145
Lmao are you gay or something mate?
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>says he wasn't looking for a relationship
>has a new bf a few months later
i want to die
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>>66293265
He was not looking for a relationship with YOU... Sorry anon :(
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>>66293265
Was he a bottom boy?
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>>66293273
hence the death wishing
>>66293295
nope. he was my type, big dumb top idiot with a heart of gold, or so i thought
at least this whole situation has made me realize how undesirable i really am
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>>66293304
hey anon, you sound cute but im not looking for a relationship right now :/
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>>66293362
so, you just want to be friends?
you want me to sit here and watch you go in and out of awful relationships with piece of shit guys only to fall back on me since i'm the only one still here after the smoke clears?
sorry, i can't do that.
maybe there are stronger, more emotionally stunted guys who can provide that service, but it ain't me
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>>66293304
Damn what a shitty top. How does his boyfriend look like?
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>>66293391
no idea.
i know it's not healthy to dwell on it, i just felt compelled to say something
i need to forget it all and move forward
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>>66293383
b-but who is gonna orbit me and boost my ego then ;-;
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>>66293400
Was he tall and hung?
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Join the official R9gay discord server today, with the cutest and hotest boys around, come in and have some fun with all of us: https://pastebin.com/1L3V4aY2
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>>66293696
this is some kind of quality control trap for newfags, isn't it?
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>joined that dogshit server once out of curiosity
>saw whamen selfposting
>left
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>>66294261
I was curious too, are there seriously selfie posting women in the R9Gay server?
What a disaster
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>>66294341
That's because it's not an r9gay server. Fatpostle is a fat retard who lies about it and advertises it on /lgbt/, /soc/ and who knows where else.
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>>66294363
Hoo boy.
Bullet dodged, thanks Anon.
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>>66285909
people will say they have "extremely lewd and depraved" fantasies but they never tell us what they actually are
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i'm stoned and stuck in this zoom class

and they're going on about how they're worried "the elites" are just gonna up and decide to wipe out almost the entire species on a whim one day

such ridiculous ivory tower academia handwringing

if you really think people are just gonna sit there and let themselves be slaughtered, you've got another thing coming

this whole discussion is so hypothetical I almost don't think it's worth having
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>>66292099
ur definitely cute
i hope ur here still
sorry for sleeping,,
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My friend says he watches shota for the milfs and self inserts as the shota. What does this mean
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>>66294689
he's a mommyfag
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feet hot twink feet
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>>66294689
it means your friend is based
>tfw you'll never be a shota who gets sexually abused by a chubby big titty older sister who insists you call her mommy
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>>66294712
i'm slowly turning into a footfag and i'm not sure how i feel about it
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>>66294712
i have those!!!!!!!!!
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Question for homosexuals / gays.

Do gays have foot fetish towards other men? Or is that a male x female type thing?
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I wouldn't know, I don't have a foot fetish.
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>>66294964
Do you know someone who does?
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>>66294948

here's your answer >>66294712
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>>66294973
Well there is this one Anon here who likes feet, ask him. >>66294712
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>I just got to family dinner
>they're already asking why I don't have a gf
LEAVE ME ALONE
GOD!
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>>66294975
>>66294980

Thank you guys.

>>66294712
Can you please explain to me what you like about male feet?
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>>66294988
cute boys can have cute feet
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>>66294712
>twinks
Why give a single shit about twinks when hot and hairy muscle bears exists?
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>>66294994
Men are not supposed to be cute.
They're supposed to be strong, independent, self-supporting, adventurous, inquisitive. There are hundreds of adjectives that describe the ideal man.
Cute is not one of them.
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>>66294996
a twink getting absolutely wrecked by a hot and hairy muscle bear is one of the hottest genres out there, you can't change my mind

>>66295016
cute can be a bonus, though
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>>66295016
Ok
i dont really care tho
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>>66295016
Men can be cute, it doesn't mean effeminate or unmanly imo, it's all subjective anyway.
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>>66294975
>>66294980

Thank you guys.

>>66294712
But males tend to sweat and smell a lot more oh, isn't that disgusting to you?
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>>66295054
get muskpilled bro
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>>66295024
I like the opposite. A twink biting off more than he can chew and trying to take on a big bear.
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>>66285160
>Grindr
NORMIES ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE
FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw no app for 25+ gay virgins
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>>66295247
Damn I want this badly...
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>>66295247
Why must you insult me so directly?
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Can't wait for my fluffy onesie to come
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Why are do so many of you act like children?
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>>66294859
>i have those!!!!!!!!!
post them so i can fap
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>>66295294
I'm not trying to do that, I'm almost a wizard too...
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>>66295331
Don't you get in trouble for posting pics like that
how do i do
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>>66295298
Do you cuddle a lot with strangers?
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>>66295369
it's fine if you pretend it's not you
or something like that. I can't remember what the rules are
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>>66294648
>he probably was a euro
someone pls be like this im so lonely ;w;
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>>66295484
fucking hot
post more pics of not you?
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>>66295484
where do femboys like not-you exist, and when can i start pounding them?
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>tfw no mid 20s weeb bf
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>he's 23+ and hasn't grown out of his gay phase yet
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>>66291669
yeah, if being you means being gay then i think there's something wrong with that
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>>66295484
>>66295669
burn, burn in the fires, burn burn in the fires you WHORE
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>>66295484
stop posting pics. become a better man that you know you're supposed to be.
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Camwhoring is against the rules
Do your civic duty
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>>66295990
>>66296005
>>66296155
wym i said that isnt me :3
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>>66296170
posting it anyway is regardless still whorish behaviour and you will die by the tip of my blade
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I'm going to be all alone again at Christmas and I hate it.
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>>66295669
oh hey i am also in canada

southwestern ontario?

>>66296229
oh anon
i'd give you christmas day cummies if i could
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>>66296195
is that a promise mister? :3

>>66296249
noh im in the middle of nowhere northern ontario
im like 8 hours away from any city or anything
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>>66296276
yes, now prepare to die you whore *teleports behind you and unsheathes cocktana*
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>>66296276
so what i'm hearing is that you can have sex outdoors in the summer and nobody would catch you

that's hot we should try it sometime
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>>66296302
if you wanna be eaten alive bu mosquitos and ticks sure i guess lol
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>>66296320
oh you just had to go and ruin the mood, didn't you?
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>>66296276
>northern ontario
Where?
t. Sudbury
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Awesome!! Boy feet!!
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>>66285329
Are you a James Charles type of gayboi? (Dreaming of sucking straight dicks into eruption)
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>>66296418
it's what i do best!

>>66296457
i dont really wanna say exactly but ill just say 10 hours away from sudbury
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>>66296604
>10 hours away
I'll drive it, pretty comfy this time of year.
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>>66296549
>James Charles
if i had to pick a type of gayboi that I'm least attracted to....
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>>66296663
wow anon you'd drive 10 hours just to lick my feet like a puppy? thats some dedication
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>>66296730
Well, and seeing the sights on my way back, but yeah~
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>>66296725
Kek. Well, no worries, not like him, lmao.
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>tumblr filenames
>canadian
>posting feet on /r9k/
>probably underaged
please go seek attention somewhere else
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>>66292817
9/10 scandis are whores. Do not trust.
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>>66296860
but he's cute though
well his feet are at least
I vote he can stay
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>>66296770
The drive is pretty! but im sure you've been down Highway 17 before if you live in sudbury so u probably kno :p

>>66296860
im 24 :3
and where else am i going to get cute artwork that were only posted on tumblr
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>no one is posting anything else but replies or non replies about a whore
it's over, this general is finished, you can't talk about anything else baka
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>>66294627
Lol.

But anon...
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>tf no bf to tease for crying all the time.
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>>66297225
i cant help it.. im too sensitive to everything
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>>66296902
P-Post more c-cute pictures please.. o-of not you of course .. ahaaa~
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>>66296902
Where in Canada are you from? Cute pic btw
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>>66297239
(in reality my tearducts are just fucked up but shush)
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>tfw stayed up too late last night and now can barely stay awake for dinner.

Still the ham is in the oven so I won't have to wait for long.
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Bottoms deserve bullying and rape.
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>>66297405
bottom hands wrote this post
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>dreamt i was really enjoying the company of a shirtless guy that looked like freddy mercury and smelled like boy
>woke up mid dream
why does it have to be like this
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>>66297261
sorry anon maybe some other time i feel like im already playing with fire here :p but thank you!! <3

>>66297273
said earlier northern ontario but i dont really wanna specify if thats okie.
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>>66297391
don't burn the ham anon please
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>>66297465
Closest person I've met on here yet then I think.
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>>66297465
Th-Then provide Discord handle so we can talk about cocks together like good cute boys >:3
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>>66297064
yes?
but what?

>>66297391
>tfw no qt american bf who gets a tummy ache from eating too much thanksgiving food, giving me an excuse to rub his tummy
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Christmas is such a shit time of year.
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>>66297601
faggot go die and get dropped on someones head


>tfw no bf to strangle me to death
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>>66297466

she's cooking it, I just take it out of the oven.

>>66297645

I probably will have one from eating too much.
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>>66297714
>tfw no scrooge bf
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>>66297533
yeah theres not much out here
im actually planning on moving soon cuz im kinda of sick of it

>>66297601
here anon email me your tag
doselog875@latovic.com
ill add!
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>tfw no bf to sneak away from my family with to fug me, then I have to sit at the dinner table with his cum leaking out of me.
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>>66297714
Tell me about it hate to see all couples. Wish I was younger and could get a boyfriend instead of becoming the loser I am today.
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Bottoms are so predictable.
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i want to move to canada kinda
is this dumb?
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>>66298263
Yeah we know thanks
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ask a drunk blond twink anything
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>>66298311
REAL canada? no
filthy french fake canada? yes
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>>66298509
how are you anon
>>66298514
i want to. hmmmmm........
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>>66298509
Are you a britboy? Are you under 25?
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>>66298565
drunk kinda liking this while listening to music

>>66298572
kraut
19
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>>66298582
hope it stays comfy, anon
>kraut
woah based! my family is from DE, generations back. kept the last name, even. though sadly i don't speak german. i kinda wanna go visit some day, though
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>>66298582
Alter bist du getrunken
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>>66298602
if you visit I can be your translator :)

>>66298604
ja schon ziemlich alleine
bayern und du?
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>>66298509
im also drunk twink
whats up
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>>66298604
>>66298610
god, german is so weird because it's like i can *almost* understand what you're saying. it's so close that i can sort of get the idea of what you're saying sometimes, but i'm not quiiiiite there yet
>if you visit I can be your translator :)
that would be nice :)
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>>66298620
what are you drinking?
cheers
>taking a shot now for you
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>tfw no German bf to make cringe when I break out my old HS German and butcher everything I try to say.
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>>66298610
Hehe will stop here with german since janny banned me before because I spoke other languages which is weird.
But I am not german but a sw*de that knows german from school till university.
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rare to see another swede these days
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>>66298651
cute I would correct every sentence you do and start laughing at you

>>66298661
thats cute sw*des are nice every sweed I meet was always nice
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>>66298722
>every sweed I meet was always nice
Toll, most swedes I meet are trash.
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>>66298722

I was actually pretty good back then, the only thing that was lacking was my vocabulary. Though I could never get adjective endings right to save my life.
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>>66298754
maybe I am just lucky
i do know 2 other swedes
one is crossdressing and the other is a workaholic and a functional alcoholic

>>66298763
we can practice together but we hold hands while we do it
ist das ok?
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>tfw i couldn't stop the swede boy from stopping hrt because he already did it for 6 months and i am 17 and he is 21
this was almost 3 years ago maybe
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>>66298779
>tfw cant type a sentence that makes sense
meant i couldnt stop him from taking hrt not stopping him stopping he didnt stop
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>>66298778
The first one is probably a turbo slut. The second one sounds horrible.
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>>66298754
this, i've written with quite a few of them and they're very rarely any decent
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Come on Anons lets take a shot!


>>66298832
the first one shows me his cock when he gets drunk and the second one has a vore fetish soooooooo

>>66298622
i can start speaking a german sentence and then ask you if understood anything :3
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>>66298779
based swede
>>66298852
wow, another based swede!
>i can start speaking a german sentence and then ask you if understood anything :3
lol that actually sounds like fun
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>>66298778

Ja, sehr...

aber, ich bin 31 Jahre alt und heisst hier storyanon
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wish i wasn't born as a swede
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>>66298881
ich stehe auf dilfs also ist das kein problem anon
ich liebe aeltere typen besonders 30-40 jaehrige
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>>66298852
Yeah I feel really ashamed about being a swede. Just disgusting people, whores, sluts and trash.
Not going to get a boyfriend from my nation seriously.
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>>66298947
that sucks anon sorry to hear that you think you could settle for a finnish boy or something?
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>>66298947
Hoffentlich bleibst du wo du bist
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>>66298962
Finns are nice people but at int I have only seen finns who are openly whoring themselves out and bragging about their experiences with strangers.
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>>66298987
Nein alter :)
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>>66298990
well maybe thats just happens because you are on the internet its hard to find "normal" gays meaning no lgtbq attentionwhores in irl and no coomer gays on the internet
faggots really have to learn to balance their sexuality
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>>66298962
all nordic people are more or less sluts, it's fucking misery to have to live with it
finns and swedes are especially bad, norwegians are probably slightly better but not by a lot, there are very few danes in general on 4chan so it's hard to tell but taking their festivals and such into consideration they're probably just as bad as swedes.
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non english anons are scaring me :(
probably all bottoms tho
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>>66299014
I guess I am just sad and lonely. I wish androids were a thing.
>>66299029
I am a top.
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>>66299019
i didnt knew it was thaat bad
question for you swedes tho how bad is it living with no sun?
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>>66298925

Ich bin NEET und ein mannkind(?) (manchild, basically I'm very immature). Ich weiss nicht ob du das mag.

Mein Abendessssen ist jetzt bereit. So bis spaeter.

I am so gald I have a german dictionary/spell checker on my browser still, otherwise all of this would completely unreadable.
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>>66299078
solang du mich magst ist es mir egal ob du ein Mannkind bist Ich will dich nur umarmen

Hau rein!
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>>66299039
too scary :(
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>>66298625
red wine
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>>66299075
I don't mind no sun during winter but that is because I have summer with 24 hours sun.
>>66299099
Ok
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>>66299102
my man! take a sip please for me :3

>>66299117
oh yeah you guys got that
>>
Only thing good with knowing german is that playing online games with germs makes them happy you know their language
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>>66299075
Depends, we don't really get a day completely without sun in the south.
however, as for the time when certain places get no sun for almost a week, i'd say it's nice in its own way, you just need to take supplements unless you want to feel tired all the time.
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>>66299102

Are you the German, shouldn't you be drinking beer?
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>>66299140
sippp
>>66299184
not me
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>>66299177
Check your diet if you need supplement that is not right
>>
>didnt win the lottery
why live
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>>66299207
2 months of getting no vitamin d3 does that to you lol
>>
I dont wanna go to the doc
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>>66299260
Check your diet because you are not making sense unless you are an immigrant.

T.from Kiruna and never taken any supplements and healthy plus fit
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>>66299318
don't know, i eat fairly decent amounts of meat and fish, i feel like supplements help a little, but then i am a very tired person in general.
do you enjoy living in kiruna? been there quite a few times and the place where i stayed was pretty nice.
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>>66298947
Coincidence? I think not. Sweden exposed.
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>tfw post 534
I thought there was a post limit
>tfw no bf to tell me the rules and guide me
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>tfw no newfag bf who's mind isn't rotten by 4chan yet
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>>66299480
>sweden was california all the time
this explains a lot
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>>66299520
>>sweden was california all the time
>this explains a lot
What if the real sweden was just the annoyance along the way?
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>>66299546
then it wasn't worth the trip
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>>66299520
Day of the snowplow when?
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>>66299582
i'm calling the local one right now, he operates from 3 am to 6 am and he's bringing his loudest tractor so be prepared to wake up
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>>66299617
Me in da snowplow killing random swedish people (they are fakecels)
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>>66299582
Listen listen If you want to piss off swedes pretend to be danish and yell at them in that language they love it
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>>66299680
I swear to god, if you even mention that "language" one more time...
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>>66299680
I would do that if danish was a real language to begin with
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>>66299711
Jeg elsker ogsa dig Sven
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>>66299808
Sluta genast Preben...
Du vet att du inte faar anvaenda det spraaket.
>>
henlIo
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>>66299864
yuo ar gae
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>>66299869
am nae
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>>66299850
>Sluta genast Preben...
>Du vet att du inte faar anvaenda det spraaket.
You're right but I can learn for just for you no for us!
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>>66299875
yuor'e mom is gae
>>
new thread
>>66299881
>>66299881
join if u wanna be my wife
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>>66299885
It's the devils language, haven't you heard that he speaks in tongues understood by no one?
>>
New thread
>>66299917
>>66299917
Join if you like icecream :)
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>>66299908
>in tongues understood by no one?
But danish people are real i've even saw one! Also why speak if you cant be understood? wouldnt that defeat his purpose?
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>>66299888
no thanks, i prefer this one
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>>66299926
Not even danes understand danish, it's that simple.
They're just guessing what the other one says and pretend that they're holding a normal conversation.
>>
>>66299939
Just join mine REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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