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John Alan Edition
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>>66296654
Who is John Alan lad?
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Alri de lads just woke up me
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Winter blues have set in my lads
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>IT ISN'T FAAAAAAIR!!!!!
>I'M DEFENDING MYSELF!!

Howling at this, love YouTube drama me, much better than the shite you see on Eastenders or Corrie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdS164aPG9Q
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>>66296761
Mine set in a few weeks ago
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>>66296762
QRD on this lod?
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>>66296762
Literally have no idea what any of this is about
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>>66296762
he called his mum "bruv" lmaooo
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why did brexit have to happen lads things are worse than ever because of it....
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Why are Conservatives the only BASED politicians?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59421259
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Official /britfeel/ Secret Santa open for registration
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>>66296809
>>66296820

UK drinkers/gambling community drama. The guy ranting in the video is called Peejay. He recently got in a confrontation with another youtuber called Lord J King of Belfast. The woman he's arguing with in the video is his mother. It's all a part of the same social sphere that includes Seasidemark/SSME. The drama is fucking great.
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Just about to cook my final bit of halal rump steak. 15 quid or so for 4 nights of massive steaks. Not too bad. Going to have an egg with it tonight. A blue one.
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>>66296931
>it's halal by the way guys

Yeah ok
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>>66296654
I'd kill for a gf with a bum like that
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>>66296931
>halal
Why halal?
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>>66296922
Drinking/Gambling brings out the biggest utter scum possible. It's only Hypa who is even remotely decent
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>>66296952
I enjoy it more knowing the animal suffered as it died.
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>>66296922
Following all of them would consume all of my free time. SSM/SSME is enough for me.
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>>66296972
>Following all of them would consume all of my free time

Just look at Pat Mustard's channel, he compiles all the recent e-drama. Right now the two main sagas are SSM vs SSME and Peejay vs Lord J.
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BMAF isn't a real phenomenon outside of porn. WMAF on the other hand is so ubiquitous that its becoming a serious demographic problem in places like Australia and Canada. How long until we see a similar demographic shift in the UK?
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>someone bought me a TV
That was very generous of Frosty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-lTR1BgHvE
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>>66296931
not good for ye health tho
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Listening to the new Lil Ugly Mane. Pretty good
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I keep dreaming about work
Something different tonight please
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>>66297087
If you're dreaming about it, it's on your mind a lot. Your subconscious is obsessing over it. There's some issue you have with your workplace that you're working hard to resolve when you should be resting. Think about these questions:

- What is the content/ context of your dreams?
- Is there something you're unhappy with?
- Is there a problem?
- Do you need to change jobs?
- What can you do to improve the situation?
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>>66297025
>pat mustard

isnt he de craggy island milkman?
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>>66297126
That's some great armchair psychology but the lad is just an autistic schizo obsessed with his job
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>>66297159
Might be armchair psychology, but I'm just using what my shrink said to me that I found helpful.
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>>66297059

"I'm tripping out me fucking box on this"

Kek, the SSM morphine addiction saga begins
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I think we should all start eating halal lads. I've been given a quran now and its quite good.
Shame the steak is a bit well done.
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>>66297176
how did you get a shrink? I could do with one but I'd probably just shit on whatever they tell me
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>>66297195
Where is your spacker tray?
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>>66297195
yea that steak needs to be a lot pinker. still would eat. how do you cook it?
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>>66297087
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-59419572

Not a scab are you lad?
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>>66297159
>autistic schizo obsessed with his job
Yes
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>>66297229
I hate unions and workshy dossers
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>>66297196
GP is a good place to start, just be aware that waiting lists are very long and it's a postcode lottery. On the other hand if you have the cash then it's good to shop around and you don't have to wait. Read up on different types and models, find one that interests you and then find a practitioner in your area. It's also important that you click with them. I've had psychologists that I didn't trust/ like and it's just not going to help. I've also had one who I think made a major difference to my life - the one who mentioned that - so it's just a matter of luck and patience if you have to wait, or research and shopping around if you can afford. That said, some GPs will appreciate it if you have a suggestion about what kind of therapy you'd like when you go to see them. That's a bit of a toss-up too though because you also don't want to be too much of a condescending Google expert when you talk to them.

So as you can see there's a fair bit of chance and experimentation involved unfortunately, but the best thing you can do to maximise your chances of a good outcome is to learn what types of things could help with whatever your issues are, what those issues are, and what's available to you.

Good luck mate, there's help out there.
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>>66297217
Don't need one. I'm a big boy.
>>66297224
Frying pan. I didn't let it come up to room temp and it was a bit wet. My theory is that if you stick it in cold and moist it doesn't get a a nice quick crispy coating on the outside but continues to cook it inside. So I'm waiting for it to get dark on the outside but it doesn't and then it overall ends up a bit too cooked.
No idea if that's true but that's how it seems to be to me.
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>>66297235
if my thread detective skills are still on point I reckon this is SP
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>>66297340
I'm Sophie Poster and didn't make that post detective dickhead
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Fei's anniversary present sorted.
I will be taking her out to Nusr Et for a gold tomahawk steak in a couple of weeks.
I debated popping the question but there's still a little bit of work in the bedroom.
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>>66297365
>I'm Sophie Poster
no you're not
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>>66297158
Aye liddington
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>all this for a woman who won't have sex with you
I know it's a larp and I'm still mad about it
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I'm Ebin. And people only go to restaurants to show off. They don't actually enjoy it.
Me going to Costa is different though.
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DM and the cousin here
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Why don't they report on all the good that Amazon does? What about the free toys at childrens hospitals huh?
All the complaints in that article are nonsense anyway, we've had a pay increase for Peak, there is no "surveillance" and the productivity targets are very easy to meet, if you can't pick a route in less than 15 minutes you're a lazy cunt, and I've had to chase routes were people have taken over 40 minutes and they're not fired or anything anyway, covid is a big thing for Amazon we have PCR tests available twice a week, we still have to wear masks despite there being no legal requirement to do so, and if you do test positive you get paid for the shifts you miss while isolating. Anti-Union sentiment is just common sense, unions have ruined so many industries it's ridiculous, the coal mines would never have closed if it weren't for the lazy bastards who want more for doing less. As for Amazon using tax loopholes and tax havens, who cares? Everyone does it, not just companies, individuals want to pay less tax and use any method they can to do so, what about all the self employed people who do cash in hand work and under report earnings to avoid tax? You don't hear these same people complaining about that
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Reminder that the only academic citation that should matter is
>It was revealed to me in a dream
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Dubs and i wank over HHLs mum
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>>66297562
lucky escape?
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https://youtu.be/NPnl8fumSUs

SSME out with another damning banger on SSM.
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bumming my cousin tonight
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>>66297582
Have fun swanny
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>Decent IQ
>Bad with computers
>autism
The game was rigged from the start. And yes, I know that IQ isn't anything to hang your hat on in isolation. It just feels like a cruel joke to have the combination of factors that means the 'edge' that I should have is rendered completely moot.
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>>66297597
what do you mean 'bad with computers'
if you had high IQ you could learn how to code easily, a bit of autism wouldn't mean much
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>>66297577
SSME has got Mark on the ropes
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>>66296654
This girl literraly made a fake dick pic of a guy and send him to jail after he got mad and harrased her to tell the truth about this fake dick pic. Fuck her
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A cute Chinese girl from Hinge added me in WhatsApp. Said we'd have a video call tonight. Guess she wants to size me up. Fair enough she's got a process streamlined.
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>>66297577
Exposed fella said he would stream again tonight lying cunt
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>>66297607
That's my point, autists are given a free pass if they can code. However I completely failed my IT GCSE not because it was hard but because it was deathly dull and I foolishly believed that I would never need to learn it because I couldn't see myself doing a data entry type of job. Given that I was always ok at maths (albeit very lazy with it because again I found it boring) as well as having a bit of an aptitude for languages, I possibly could learn but I'd get bored and flake out fast.
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>>66297613
>This girl literraly made a fake dick pic of a guy and send him to jail after he got mad and harrased her to tell the truth about this fake dick pic
This makes no sense, foreigner
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>>66297627
90% of the girls on my hinge are fat
Should I use tantan to get a cute azn
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>>66297577
Why is SSME so invested in that fat lolcow?

He has spent the whole day monitoring his channel and making videos about him. I don't believe SSME has a job desu.
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Can't wait for the SSM christmas weltdown
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>>66297664
SSME is honestly more pathetic than SSM
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>>66297663
Mine are quite attractive generally. But when I meet an attractive one. They don't like me.
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>>66297705
I must be doing something wrong. Don't think my pictures are bad, shit profile maybe

>But when I meet an attractive one. They don't like me.
Is that because you catfish them
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>>66297664
It's ever since Mark threatened to kill Exposed's family. It really riled him up no end
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>>66297735
That makes sense but then why doesn't he just show up to Mark's place and give him a beating? SSME is just a pussy who likes to bully someone who's already down from a distance
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>>66297746
>why doesn't he just show up to Mark's place and give him a beating?

SSME is just a pussy as you say lad.

SSME won't be happy until SSM is broke and homeless or dead
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>>66297725
Maybe you're not as attractive as you think? Or the profile? Who knows. Women are fickle creatures.
>catfish them
It sort of feels like they were expecting better. I was using a couple year old photos on tinder/tan tan. But when I recently downloaded Hinge I made sure to use a main photo from a few months ago. I guess its only one photo where you can see me clearly.
I think they probably can't tell how fat and bald I am from that photo. Some of the other shots are also from like 2013/4. But you can't really see me clearly.
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I'm back in the mood for a medium-tier crime spree
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would it be inappropriate to start speaking french to a girl in public if you saw she was french?
i was stood behind a girl in the queue at a shop getting lunch and saw her typing in french on her phone, I'm getting pretty good so I was really tempted to try some speaking practice

plus she was cute
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>>66297869
It would not play out like a romcom the way you think it would. She'd probably feel awkward
Then again if you're hot it would work
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>>66296762
>the best video is the history of youtube!
Why is the history of youtube the best video?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY0rcl806d0
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>>66297816
>SSME won't be happy until SSM is broke and homeless or dead
Which is soon hopefully! He's done a cracking job so far getting him booted out into his shit little flat.
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AcciDENTly reversed into someone's car today

and simply drove off
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>>66297915
Based Julia Holter poster
I've seen her live 2/3 times, had a bit of a crush on her
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just took a valium
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>>66297940
serves them right for getting in the way of my pal anon
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>>66297940
pretty scummy of you tbqh
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we looking forward to Nu-Covid?
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>>66297932
SSM will make out the trolls have done him a favour again
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>>66298030
I saw the driver, I had just the same feeling about him
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>>66298049
Any bizniggers know if dogebonk is actually going to make money? Might stick a hundo into it
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>ssm and ssme fighting the final battel on the wastelands behind britfeel towers
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SSM queueing up for a 'trekky brekky' at the local homeless shelter, gleefully remarking that his new room at a hostel is in a desirable location and that he wanted to be moved there.
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Chinese girl said she doesn't want a video call because her cold sore is really bad.
>herpes
Ahh. I see.
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going to bed now the lads, today was okay, nothing special happened, was quite tired the whole day so im glad i can go to bed now
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SSME LIVE.
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Can we have a britfeel meet in Weymouth and go on a pub crawl with SSM?
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I'm looking forward to The PLA invading Taiwan
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>>66298309
Will never happen. Same with Russia invading Ukraine
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SSM has deleted his channel after SSME has him on the ropes.
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Annex Islands
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>>66298322
But Russia literally did invade and annex part of Ukraine in 2014
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Why does Shippy have such a hard on for the CCP? Creatures like him were actively done away with during the revolution by ChiComs
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>>66298322
Russia would invade Ukraine if NATO tried anything jewish tricks
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>>66298397
Shippy would easily fit in a lower level party member in charge of a large village or small town.
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Annex Scarborough
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Just had Banana huel me.
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>>66298397
During (((Mao)))'s time perhaps
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>>66298309
Can't happen for a number of reasons.
There are some good videos on the topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsjJ5QvNmd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs1ahNtj498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z67BZ1T0ehU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYYbRsKO0YM
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>>66298483
Can you give me a TL;DR? One of those videos is 3 years old anyway so the PLA will have strengthened significantly since then.

I doubt it will happen, Taiwan will accept one country two systems eventually.
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>>66298397
Name a country with a better system of government than China
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Itchy fanny
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>>66298549
sorry Sandra I'll go gentler next time
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https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8037905/liz-craig-glasgow-death-mum-suicide-daughter-rape/?rec_article=true

jfc you couldn't really have a worse time
>younger sister kills herself after being raped by their dad
>Dad doing time
>Mum dies in her sleep
>still only 22 and your entire families been wiped out

Christ at 22 I couldn't manage without my mum, she still drove me to every job centre appointment
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Why is HHL posting in Brit/pol/ now?
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>>66298528
Not that significantly, military capabilities evolve slowly.
Taiwan has a good enough self-defence capacity to make it very hard for China to stage a good landing, Chinese moral and training is questionable, Taiwanese people are well trained and passionate about defending their nation, crossing the strait is difficult, the economy would stall which is bad for China, Taiwan pretty much controls semiconductor tech which would be disrupted

If the CCP didn't succeed it would likely lead to infighting and the collapse of the CCP
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>>66298596
Gone back to his old stomping ground.
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>>66298600
>their nation
non-existant, there is only one china
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>>66298596
He's obviously not happy about the lewd comments spam mong is making about his mummy
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>>66298596
Surprised he didn't run off to /brit/ like the last time he got bulled out of /britfeel/
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>>66298600
Taiwanese rent boy typed this post
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>>66298626
he got bulled out of /brit/ too lad
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SSM has deleted all his videos again. Why does he do that?
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SSME is now live talking about his favorite subject

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRcojCcp71Y
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>>66298666
>Live talking about Marks broken ribs

Kek, SSM lives rent free in that mans head
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>>66298616
>>66298631

Let me be clear on this: Taiwan is an inalienable part of China. Those who would encourage Taiwanese separatists are playing with fire and will suffer the consequence. This is purely an internal Chinese affair and the UK should focus on getting its own house in order.
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>>66298666
>48 watching now

Yet /britfeel/ "radio" struggles to get more than 5 lmao
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>>66298600
>Taiwanese people are well trained and passionate about defending their nation
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>>66298666
SSME is unironically obsessed to an unhealthy level. i bet hes signed off work himself ironically. you dont get THIS fanatical over some bum you found out about over the internet unless you got nothing
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>>66298742
He claims to have a wife and kids too which I find unbelievable.
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>>66298528
So you won't see an invasion but you will see China progressively increasing pressure in other avenues like political and economic. Eventually they will cut off Taiwan and wear it down to a point where their only option is to be annexed by China.
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Is SSME bald?
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SSMe is on the verge of becoming a lolcow himself
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well i never that's appalling
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>>66298768
He sounds bald
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>>66298768
I would say so. Probably a fat fuck too.
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XiangGang and Aomen will lose their (((SAR))) status too in 2047 and 2049 respectively
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Hate baldies lads. Why do they still exist? Why haven't they been bred out?
Fucking scumbags.
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i don't think you should be posting stuff like that it's bad for your teeth
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>>66298771

Its only a matter of time til SSMe gets doxxed
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>>66298823
We already know his real name is Craigy
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so its official


hhl was always frosty jackz

how do we let ourselves get so bamboozled
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well that's just my luck! i'll never trust that one again
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Still cant believe SSM got a morphine prescription. Hes gunna be buying speedballs from the local crack dealer in no time.
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Chubby fwb was a massive strung out LARP too
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>>66298823
He will accidentally show something on live stream that gets him doxxed
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>>66298854
oh yeah? tell me more
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>>66298840
Frosty was just a HHL hypeman like wUmPaGrInD
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>>66298864
It's all in the archives newboy
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>>66298878
oh really? tell me more
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>>66298883
>tell me more
no
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>>66298854
It isn't and I'm stil seeing her but sick of virgin cope everytime I mention her
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meeting chubby tonight lads
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>His claim of having a fwb is entirely fabricated
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>>66298921
nice one lad
>tfw no chubby gf
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>>66298921
I thought you two broke up because you got her pregnant?
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>>66298949
Are you retarded? It was all made up, a LARP
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Prohibited from authoring entertaining or convincing LARP's
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Is HHL low IQ?
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>>66298958
Saw a Durex machine earlier in the toilets that said "It is prohibited to remove this machine"
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>>66298969
The character is. Sean is above average IQ
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>>66298969
He is, yes.
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>>66298666
>Private video
>Sign in if you've been granted access to this video

Hmm guess I can't watch it :(
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Must be very hard for Shippy to reconcile with the knowledge that his biological clock is rapidly ticking and that he will be unlikely to have children.Through his own disgusting visage and equally ugly temperament and personality he has prohibited himself from ever continuing his genetic line.
Meanwhile, ol' Swanny already has several children. Women love bad boys - just not bloated beasts from Banbury.
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>>66298899
nob head
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>>66299045
I wonder why SSME has made it private?
What's he hiding?
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>>66299067
why am i a nob head
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Why does he always talk about himself in the 3rd person
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>>66299057
Shippy is a male and male sperm does not significantly decrease in quality with age.
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>>66299080
you're keeping secrets on an anonymous image board
and that's NO GOOD
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>>66299083
Who lad
point out the post you're unhappy with
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>>66299098
Who said I was unhappy with a post?
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>>66299097
I told you to check the archives newlad

I am not spoon feeding you. Alri?
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>>66299083
Who is this lad you're pointing out and can you highlight come of his posts wee lad? You sound rather irked.
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>>66299115
I did, just then. Point it out for me laddy
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>>66299057
>unlikely
Show me your working for the calculation that lead you to a probability of <49%
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Who talks about themselves in third person?
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>>66299116
I'll spoon feed you my bumhole lad
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>>66299057
>Through his own disgusting visage and equally ugly temperament and personality he has prohibited himself from ever continuing his genetic line.
Amer's said worse about him and Shippy still counts him as his best friend on the planet
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>>66299133
Not sure lad - the spacker won't answer me
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Was does swanny assume those children are his? Was he keeping an eye on the woman 24/7? Can he be certain?
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HHL/SGA I'll be warning the lads of brit/pol what a vile nonce you are. How you think those little girls are nothing but slags.
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>>66299147
Who is Swanny lad? I'm new here.
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>>66299147
The fuck are you taIking about cunt?
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Interesting how swanny claims to have had wildly varying amounts of children from 1-7, what is the actual figure?
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it takes a certain someone to just walk up to another while they're dreaming and ask them for a cup. How dare you. HOW DARE you. The best thing for you to do in that case is walk away and chill. You never know how bad it's going to escalate in that case. Especially if you fall into. A grid upside down. What a way to go out. Fuck that
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is it normal to get the urge to commit murder?
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How did MB manage to have sex? He is a balding manlet ffs
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Interesting how upset ol' Shippy has become. Really is strange how upset he actually does get when you mention Swanny. Looks like this is quite the tender point with him. Don't go losing any more hair over it, Shipster lad.
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You would be struggling upside down drowning unable to move your arms. Best you can hope for Is someone to grip your legs and pull you out. And if it's late? You're fucked
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>>66299188
Arranged gypsy marriage
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>is it nornal to get the urge to commit murder?
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>>66299188
Women love genuine hard men who have done bird. They don't like milquetoast flabsters who drone on about the age of consent and Xi Xinping.
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I fucking love the drivel that get's posted here sometimes
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>>66299187
Looks like a bloke with a vagina.
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>first term of master's degree is almost over
>still no gf
It's not looking good, lads. I'm gonna have a PhD before I've seen a naked lady.
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>>66299214
hard men who are sat on 4chan/r9k at 11pm?
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MB needs a hard drive scan
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haha image you're upside down in a grid drowning and some scally nicks your shoestrings. you're like noooo I'm drowning and your last thought isn't fuck this sucks it's your damn laces have been nicked by sc
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>>66299237
>"Y-you're him!"
I'm not swanny lad. Seen how mad he makes a couple of the posters here, they sometimes just post about him without any prompting too. He's living rent free.
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>>66299214
Genuine hard men that beat up old women over unpaid drugs?
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not me though, I'll never go near a grid ever again, I'm off to the pub. Later!!!
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>>66299248
Didn't say you were, but he used to post his rochelle posts late at night on /r9k/
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Spam mong has been giving it loads all day with his drivel and drama. What a sad act he is and he'll be back at it all day tomorrow.
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>>66299237
The best posters are the night guard
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Dw babe just put rochelle 2 bed
time 4 u 2 put me 2 bed big man xx wiv ur big 'ard cock xx
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>>66299171
Two confirmed
>>66299188
Gypsy arranged marriages.
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>>66299319
I hate slag text me
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>>66299326
Two children and he claims to be Genghis khan?
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>>66299346
He claimed to be a big time cocaine dealer and his "proof" was a photo of one gram of coke, so he's got form for exaggeration.
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Is learning a second language just memorising stuff? Obviously memory is important but do you brute force remember shit
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>>66299359
Here is it
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62085967/#62087353
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>>66299365
I think some people have a head for picking up the rules of language, and you have to be aware that they differ in some places and may have commonalities in others.
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>>66299378
The bag on the left doesn't even look like coke, the bag on the right is convincing.
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>Claims he never wanted children and was forced into it by his parents
>Brags about it
Which is it?
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He's got birds, drugs, money. He's done time. He's no stranger to the seedier side of Britain's streets.
He's more streetwise and gritty than 99% of the posters here and they hate, hate, hate him for it. Hate him so much that they obsess over him.
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>>66299414
Who are you then lad, just a nobody that idolises him?
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>>66299395
>>66299378
I'm not convinced by that photo at all. Could be anything when it's in the bag. The one on the left is very obviously bookey. The only thing he's posted that was definitely coke was a single gram.
>>66299414
I agree he's gritty but only because he lives in poverty.
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>>66299427
Just a lad who finds the seething that he inspires and in who to be far funnier than how pathetic he may be.
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wish i was indian. you can literally rape someone and not get punished for it. what a dream
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>>66299445
I think people laugh at him a bit. I don't think there's much seething going on.
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Weird how there's always one lad to immediately jump in to defend spam mong
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Ended up having the video call with the 'Chinese' lass. Turns out she is Taiwanese. She is pretty cute in her photos. I think I impressed her with my knowledge of Taiwan and having been there. Neglected to mention my 4 previous Taiwanese gfs.
So we have a date arranged for Sunday.


Friday - Dinner with HK girl and staying round hers
Saturday - Something in the day with HK girl and then Thai girl staying round mine
Sunday - Thai girl leaving to go to work in the morning. I am having my date with Taiwanese girl.

This is it lads. I am going into ultimate shagger mode
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When we write something down as a record and nobody else does, we are dictating the reality of past events.
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Spam mong is the /britfeel/ lolcow.
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>>66299457
They were here posting lurid nonce-erotica and spamming his face daily in an attempt to get rid of him, spamming his name, spamming articles that claim to be of him and making vague threats. Doesn't sound like lads who are 'having a laugh'. Sounds like they're obsessed.
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I'd miss Spam Mong if he was gone, I think. He makes most of the threads, for one thing.
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>>66299513
I don't think anyone was doing that to try to get rid of him. It was to keep him around. I think everyone knows he thrives off all the attention.
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>>66299513
He is basically the britfeel punchbag lad
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>>66299513
He loves drama, he's like a teen girl he just cannot get enough of it. I loves the talk of child abuse too.
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>>66299507
Exactly. That's why the idea anyone would want him gone is laughable.
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feel bad for hhl

you seethers have run him out the thread again after that latest doxxing

nasty little weethers
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>>66299539
Why would they try to keep a lad around by posting his face, dox and then claiming he beats up women etc etc? Very strange behaviour for lads who want him to stick around.
Sounds like this is all major cope. Despite their best efforts, he still has you all endlessly spamming about him. So basically you're claiming that they love him so much they posted all this to keep him around then cry about he's 'spam mong' in every thread? Bizarre. Really is.
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>>66299578
Because he's a lolcow. They took it too far with SCEA and he left, so they're being careful with Spam Mong. Just enough to milk him for laughs but not enough to actually make him leave.
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>"Don't you see guys? It was all epic laughs and epic banter. We actually LOVE Spam Mong and hope he stays around, he loves the attention we give him and attention we eagerly supply him with!"
>"Look! He's spamming the thread with drivel and nonsense right now! Quick lads, give him a you, this is classic britfeel right here!"
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>>66299578
Its called banter lad. He dished out the same shite in every thread for almost 4 years about HC and the Ambassador. He can take it.
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>>66299612
No one loves him. They love laughing at him.
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>>66299451
yea but you're still Indian
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Spam mong is spamming the thread with spam mong drama drivel and samefaggging as per.
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>>66299365
Depends what langauge, like for English memory is enough for dutch, Finnish you have to understand the grammer which can be complete opposite to English
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>>66299641
He loves it when you talk about him. You're giving him the attention he so desperately craves. You spoon feed him the recognition he thirsts for.
You are one half of Spam Mong.
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>>66299667
I'll bring the spam and he can bring the mong
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That archived thread linked earlier is about 10x funnier than this one. There's a lad saying that because dog's vaginas are disgusting, it's proof we've all been tricked into thinking the human ones aren't. Genius really.
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>>66299783
where have i seen this before. i wrote this.
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What are dreams but sleeping ideas? My hands are ancient and distant.
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I'd swell into a bull grown bulbous with blood marching in a blue uniform.
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You know what pisses me off? How euthanasia is still as difficult as it is

Especially when it comes to things like severe rapid onset viruses, what the fuck is the point of not allowing it everywhere? Most of the world is fucking atheistic anyway now, what other excuse is there

My worst nightmare would be suffering radiation poisoning or something and having people try to prolong my suffering
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just looked at myself in mirror. fucking hell im fit
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>>66300069
>would I fuck me? I'd fuck me
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>>66300021
For something as rare as radiation poisoning you'd be kept alive just so doctors can study you.
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gonna give myself radiation poisoning just to get attetion from QT hazmat nurses
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If you're pro euthanasia you are unironically a nazi.
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Just got off the phone with HelperLad
He said he'll return if you stop sexualising Sandra Allan, but he stressed she is not his mother
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>>66300167
Unnaturally prolonging someone's life is inhumane, but it happens.
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When someone is given a terminal diagnosis, they should be given no medical 'treatment' beyond painkillers. Why waste a hospital bed keeping someone aged 86 alive with cancer for 6 months when you can just let him die naturally in weeks
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>>66300243
Pass your demand on to the government, we don't care to read your nonsensical utterings
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>>66300243
yeah its a sick fucking world mate wish we had a more liberal attitudeyo death instead of beating dead horses all the time
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>>66300222
Who is John Alan then? His brother?
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Hey, let me see Paul Allen's card..
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my cock between helena bonham carter's feet
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UHM. EXCUSE ME?
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Middle east nonces in Leeds City Centre de lads. The west has fallen.
https://youtu.be/mfnvuQddSng
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Walked through Liverpool City centre earlier roughly 2 minutes after a girl got stabbed lads. Tonnes of police and shit everywhere. Mental.
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gonna go cryptid hunting next week, ill bring back pics of the big cat(s) for the lids
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>>66300243
What do you think happens? The NHS palms them off to hospices (who do a good job because they are privately paid). Fund private heathcare and hospices, if you don't pay tax your on your own de lads.
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>>66300461
Liverpool is shit. I hate Liverpool me
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Christ it's not very womfy tonight lads. Stabbings, euthanasia
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>>66300534
At least there's no HHL
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>>66300461
>>66300519
Liverpool Centre is comfy. It's the outskirts which are dodgy, loads of wierdos still seething about scousers breaking into a footy stand and killing other scousers.
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You now realise that when SCEA was talking about the new workshop in the big house he was buying, it was about his hopes for the afterlife after he killed himself.
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>>66300222
I have wondered if he's any relation to the girl from sunderland who was murdered in 1992
https://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/mum-of-murdered-sunderland-schoolgirl-nikki-allan-speaks-on-anniversary-of-her-death-2996066
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Still unsolved 29 years later, probably never will be. Absolutely mental
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>been abused by my mum emotionally and physically from a young age
>be 21
>get gf
>she tells my gf lies to make me look unstable and proceeds to stop me from being able to see her or text her to see otherwise
what the fuck do i do
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>>66297195
>Tomatoes
>November

Trash desu lad
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>>66300601
I reckon you go to the police about coercive and controlling behaviour which is a real thing you can put it down as. She won't be charged with a crime I'd imagine, but you can then go to the social and use that to get housing quite fast because they prioritise people in abusive situations.
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>>66300601
Tell your gf how your mum has been abusive and controlling. Ghost your mum.
Easy de lad.
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>>66300575
I always read that as SEGA
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I hear the snooker player Mark Allen has relatives in Sunderland
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Nooooooo I can't just expose myself bad instagram
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>>66300665
lmao what was that other embarrassing thing she did with her black son and the dancing and michael jackson? ahaha why this hoe so wack yo
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Marmite man has a section in this article from 2011 but you need to scroll down about a third of the page to the section labelled 'My tram experience'
https://www.pewresearch.org/journalism/2011/12/08/black-mark-black-friday-sparks-blogosphere/
I think it's the same guy who reduced dick coughlan to tears
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>>66300575
wait scea killed himself?
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>>66300665
She really should just retire from public life now
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>>66298768
I imagine him to have long hair in a ponytail.
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>>66300564
City? More like shitty.
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>>66300695
wow ahaha so sga really was a notorious youtube celebrity. bloooody hell. feel bad for poor lad. imagine all these articles telling the world youre a racist. no jobs gna hire you like that
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Imagine doing Google searches for HHL at 1am lol
Sad
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>>66300755
Welcome to spam mong's world!
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>>66300755
I hear Rick Allen is a cousin.
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Why isn't MB allowed to see his children?
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>>66300781
Something happened. Cannot say any more than that. Sorry.
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Yeah, ey

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year (ey, yeah)

I have just one query (what's that?)

Wanna Sprite Cranberry? (uh-huh!)

The answer is clear

It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year

Sprite! (let's go!)
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>>66300786
Why not? What do you know?
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>>66300792
Sorry lad, I cannot speak on the matter.
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>>66300755
What else should I do at 1am? I'm bored. I even like HHL but I get entertained by discussing him, it's good banter
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>>66300799
tell me in code...
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>>66300814
All he talks about is femdom and eating junk food. The most boring personality in /britfeel/
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Coming up to a year when my best childhood friend died. Still hurts.
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>>66300841
I like the whole womfy subculture he has created
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Might have a few years to live lads
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Now that frosty and helperlad have been drivel out I think this will be my final night on britfeel.
Womfy times are over
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You have won spam mong
I hope you are happy
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the bell end of an era
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this will be my last WOFFEE at britfeel towers
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What job do you think has a high mortality rate? Could be a good way to spare family the pain and shame of a suicide
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>>66300698
Really hope not but it seems likely
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>>66300937
If you go out on the fishing trawlers and have a 'fall' into the north sea. The ocean floor seems a much more sanitary resting place than a cemetery filled with rotted corpses or the alternative of being burned alive in a crematorium.
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>>66301030
It's a good idea but I'm terrified of drowning
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>>66301054
fucks sake lad do you want to die or not?
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>>66301080
Well pardon me for being choosy, I'd just rather not go out in such a horrifying way
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lot more shagging to do before I cark it
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>>66301106
become a professional daredevil then lid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWOyEIuVzzQ
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>>66301175
That actually sounds perfect. Is that a real thing that people can do or was it just in the past? Wouldn't it take years of training being raised by a circus or something?
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>>66301194
nah you just get into doing stupid shit, like extreme sports but more extreme, skydiving without a parachute, bungee jumping without a rope, that sort of thing
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Zhong Xi Na
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z88zeQ25pjQ
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>>66301233
And you can make money doing that even when its just something basic? How do you pitch it as a legit career?
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>>66301265
what money? i thought you just wanted to die
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>>66301278
It doesn't necessarily need to be right away, I'm looking at something like a five or ten year window. That way I could lay down the foundations to going out soonish but be remembered well.
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>>66300889
>drivel out

nice freudian slip


WOOOOMFFEEH
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>>66300937
professional mountaineer. pretty good chance youll die doing that. more so if youre not good at it.
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>>66301343
really like this apu. very expressionistic
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yea, you could get into free climbing, or even motorcycle road racing
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>>66301352
>>66301371
I'm liking these ideas lads. I'd get in better shape, find a new interest to pursue without fear and at the end I can either kms or my life could have improved.
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for me?

allengrinding
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prefer post-impressionistic apus me
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they call me thr wuppapumper

because of how much whipped cream i put in me wuppa. no milk. pure whipped cream


wooomfu
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Zooted and pissed lads waooo
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>the majority of lads posting here live in their parents house or rented accommodation
Grim. Where are the mortgage maxis at?
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i have college tomorrow
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>>66301822
What are you studying de lid?
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>>66301832
compsci i hate this database shit
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>>66301849
At least we only need to attend if it's for catch up...
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Good morning lads, what a beautiful day!
If I see any lazy dossers protesting today I will shout at them
Black Friday let's go! It's our time to shine!
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>>66301940
No you won't you keyboard warrior :P
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hello de lids
had quite a few weers me
see you lids tomorrow
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>>66301963
>nooo you won't shout at anyone!!
Absolute state
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He fucking leaned out of his van dragging his hand on the floor while rapping about his trip to b&q. It's completely out of order and person if I see him do it again I'm stopping being his friend. And that means removing him from Facebook as well. I don't even use facebook anymore but i think if you do that it makes a point
Then there the bollocks about readding him if we ever make up. But chances of that are slow given his last showing.
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Then he shit in a bottle of lucozade. I don't even know how he did it. Did he hover the bottle around his bum ring? or did he pick out a turd from the bog? I don't know
Anyway he brought it outside and showed it to us. Then he starts chasing Matt with it and he starts crying. We're all pissing our sides as it's happening. Hes a plonker that one, but he means no harm. Good lad.
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And what about that bloke with the giant fucking spider? Stood in his doorway (he lived behind the bt exchange) with this fuck off spider. Apparently it was safe because it had been defanged or sommert. Can you even do that to a spider? Not a fan of that estate me. Has some right madheads on it. That was years ago, I do wonder if they're dead but they're so insignificant in the grand scheme of things it's not worth finding out
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Just rattling off some thoughts. Don't mind me.
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I never did find out about the bum ring thing though. He's dead now. Probably a suicide but nobody has told me
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>>66302182
>>66302224
>>66302252
These are good lad, based on true stories at all?
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would you guys ever want to leave 4chan? I don't know if I can take this place anymore, tv and v are fucking shitholes and /a/ has too many normies, I only come to r9k for this general, my only problem with leaving is I will be so goddamn lonely, I suppose I could watch some anime instead though.
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We must nuke Britain for the sake of mankind, Inshallah
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America is going great lads.
Bumped into a lad selling LSD and had my first trip the other night, you're not missing much.
Some swirly lights and eyes coming outta the walls, carpet turned into water, at the end of the day, you're just lying in bed thinking what a load of shite.

American fast food is fast though, like just finished my order and some wee burd is shoving packages in my face.

Mad country boys, mad country
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>>66302999
I've been to Florida a few times. Make sure you try Panda express lad.
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>>66302279
yeah i think everyone has their own little stories to tell
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RIP Biscuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z4-7hBVL-A
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>>66303542
Geezus that's bad, I got a phobia of knifes and serial killers
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>>66303824
I saw some lad get stabbed on a bus by some blackie when I was doing my work experience in high school. Blood fucking everywhere. Poor fella was standing up for some girls as well cause this blackie was harrasing em
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dreamt i took a wodden bench with me on holiday and it was really inconvenient having to carry it everywhere
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>>66303932
That's a good dream lad. Hope it brings you luck
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Just had a cheese sandwich before bed. I hope I have a fun dream
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>>66303913
>getting involved in other people's shit.

Nah lad. Thstt was his mistake. Unless the cunt is physically doing something to them then just fucking leave it out.
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room mate is wanking, i can hear him wheezing
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what does a SEO manager actually do all day?
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>>66304251
Manages SEO
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My dog was making weird noises so I looked it up and it's called reverse sneezing
Tried telling my family that's what's wrong with it and got the usual dismissive attitude as if I'm an idiot. I can't say or do anything right in their eyes, but if one of them has any idea about something they big each other up, I'm just the oddball loser to them all
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>>66304270
doesnt seem like something that would fill an entire day
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Would be nice if you could just swap consciousness with a random animal. I hear what sounds like geese going past my house in the mornings recently, would be nice if I could just stare right at one and transfer my mind into it, then the goose can have my body, and I can be out there flying off to Canada or wherever it is they're headed.
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the concept of pets is weird af
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>>66296654
nice well toned ass, would love to be with her for atleast half an hour
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>>66304359
I'm such a sad sack and I'd just eat here ass and walk myself off doing it.
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>>66304379
do you like the taste of shit?
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>>66304359
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LAST 3 MINUTES LAD!!!!! AHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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thoughts on the new south africa covid variant? hope its deadly af and we can all return to a comfy lockdown
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Thoughts on politics in video games?
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*sniff* *sniff* something stinks in this thread
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stock markets taking a DUMP because of the new variant, yikes
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>>66304624
And crypto too. Silver? Up
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>>66304597
just don't like lookin at em
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If I was the judge in this case I would waive their anonymity. Let the world see what sort of people stabbed a 12 year old to death. Regardless of their age.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-59427833
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I've been in love with a qt brunette for about 5 weeks
How do I stop loving her
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I searched "how to cure oneitis" online and found some good websites, they're a bit dudebro-griftery but it worked on me for about a week
Now I'm thinking about her again all the time
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>>66304841
he wont because their skin is brown
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>>66300845
Sorry for your loss lad. Did he an hero?
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>>66304937
>brown
>liverpool
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>>66304903
Think about her getting railed by someone else. And him cumming all over her face
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>>66304991
>tripfag
>not retarded
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>>66305027
He's not wrong though, those kids are very likely white
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>>66304503
Idk man, I'm getting tired of covid
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What do you lads think when you see a brown dude with a white girl?
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Alri lads
Watched Pusher last night
What a womfy kino that was
Biggest advice do not be a drug dealer or an addict
It is not fun
Watching Dawn of the Dead tonight :)
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>>66305368
>women expect me to put my mouth on that
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>>66305395
Women expect you to keep away from them
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pressing out a huge log atm
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>>66305368
>she gets to make a living just by posting pictures of her feet and rancid roastie
strange world
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>>66304995
I've thought about a certain swartht manlet doing that a fair bit
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why do some people pretend to like sweet potatos? they are disgusting
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>>66305500
Maybe they do actually like them and they happen to dislike some things you like (anime, lolicon)
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https://youtu.be/ZlKZOjDWl_k

SSM has finally bent the knee. He's admitted that his ribs were never broken and that he was never attacked and that his morphine was just water/ he bought it off the 'back market'. It's all a fake cry for money.

The Seethers keep winning.
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>>66305465
are you the lad whose work crush is dating a paki
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Only truly epic oldfags remember the EFG and new trollface memes
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>>66305557
Isn't it sarcasm in the video kek
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>>66305589
No I used to post about qt brunette on /eire/ but I thought I'd get a more positive reception here
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Nothing means anything, everything is true, we're responsible but lack choice or agency.
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might stop drinking all together desu
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>>66305728
I'm seeing his mum later so I'll pass on your frogposter concern.
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>>66305728
guarantee that he's still posting here
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Thread's much better off without that annoying little twat

>>66305746
wanna eiffel tower her?
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>>66305683
have sex, my good lad
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Recently started believing that 4chan archives all of its posts offsite with technology to profile people under pseudousernames. it wouldnt be hard to do.
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>>66305778
I don't think it's for that specific purpose but you'd have to be retarded to think you are anonymous on here. People get bored and profile others on here all the time
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>>66305810
10 years ago the US government stored virtually everything on databases so I think its safe to assume 4chan has all of its posts stored, IP and all, on a database with sorting algorithms to link the posters all together under usernames
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how many times can you pull a sickie before they are legally allowed to fire you?
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I reckon even junkies are better people than potheads and cokeheads
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>>66305880
Probably. coke scrambles up peoples brain.
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>>66305869
As far as the law is concerned they need to go through disciplinary procedures so they can give you verbal warning, written warning, final written warning etc. They're allowed to fire you if your attendance is unsatisfactory and you have received a final written warning.
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>>66305880
>I reckon even junkies are better people than potheads and cokeheads
What's your reasoning? Surely they're the worst. Cokeheads have jobs, potheads are lazy, junkies steal their own families, cars, etc
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>>66305896
Cokeheads are aggressive arrogant twats who don't see how destructive their shit is. All their money goes up their noses and they all seem to think they're the dogs bollocks. Massive bellends.
Potheads are lazy paranoid cunts who always seem to be in a mood unless they've had a smoke recently. They always eyeball (stare at) everyone too, while simultaneously being paranoid that other people are eyeballing them.
Junkies are mellow and just want to chill. The ones who steal things are a minority but naturally we hear about bad things a lot more than uneventful or good things so junkies have a bad reputation because a minority of them are very destructive.
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>>66305869
3 at our place
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Never had a sick day. I'm a good little wagie
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>>66305922
That's not what eyeball means
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forbibben from ringen the wizza man on his wome wobile ever again
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>phone doctors
>next available appointment in January 9th

What the fuck. The NHS has collapsed.
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>>66305557
SSME has really riled him up kek
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Might try this next time I go out

https://youtu.be/azBEWpbtlxM?t=98
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Glad we've finally got rid of that abhorrent little runt Helperlid. All shall return to a much more frenlier, womfier and more serendipitous state now that he has finally been exiled.
The Wumpa Committee has a new board.
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>>66305968
Tories have driven it into the ground
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Your gender is magically switched for exactly one week, what do you do?
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>>66306072
have sex of course
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>>66306072
suck as much hard fat cock as I can get my delicate red lips on
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>>66305968
become a doctor yourself
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>>66306072
I'd go on a bunch of night walks and into bars and casinos by myself and know I'd basically be invisible
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>>66305955
Well where I live if you say to someone to stop eyeballing you it means to stop staring at you. Maybe it's just a local thing here then
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>>66306091
He's gaslighting you, that is what it means
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I now officially work for the council, honestly fuck retail work - I knew if I took the chance I'd do better.
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>>66306077
>>66306080
pair of poofs. I'd just sit there and play with my tits and fanny
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>>66306089
>know I'd basically be invisible

what do you mean?
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What's the cheapest alarm clock one can buy (reason is that it might not last for a week)
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>>66306072
I'd drive around shagging every britfeel virgin except Amer
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>>66306113
You can buy an echo dot for 3.99
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can't stop drinking
tried
can't
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>>66306091
Don't get arsey about it fatso
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>>66306114
Very generous but have you considered the state of these virgins who are going to be on top of you? Fat, smelly, ugly bastards thrusting their little willies inside you
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seasidemark deleted his youtube
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>>66306129
Some of them are good looking from what I've seen
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>>66306044

He's been gone for like a day. He'll be back as soon as he's wissed up on wuds. I think we all need to take a break from here now and then, this place is not good for your mental health.
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>>66306131

No surprise there. He uploaded a video last night high as a kite on morphine saying the attack in Weymouth and stay in hospital was fake. SSME was getting people to mass report him to the Job Centre and police.
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nearly went for a pint the other night but couldnt be arsed, now im working a 6 day(night) week, wish i could have been arsed going for a pint
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If you would like to follow me to Ebins quarters, he likes it quiet, you will be quiet wont you?
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>>66306160
SSME is a mongo. He's spent months banging on about how poor Mark is and how he can't afford anything. Although now apparently he can afford to buy a huge amount of pharmaceutical grade morphine. Guy is a mongo.
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SeasideMARK exposed is much much much more mentally ill than MARK, does he even have a job himself? he sits 24/7 stalking MARK
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Looking forward to a blowie from Arwen later de lads
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>>66306264
He claims he has a job but he said when he was live streaming for two hours the other night he was "at work" and he sometimes "sleeps at his work property"

I'm guessing he's some kind of security guard.
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Helperlad gone
Frosty gone
Womfy lads are leaving in droves.
This is now Seethe town
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how long before someone starts a seasidemarkexposedexposed channel?
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>>66306283
At least we still have Ebin
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poley your blogs get more boring every time. Do something impulsive for once.
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>>66306283
Helperlad was the biggest seether kek
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>>66306292
In his short videos Exposed sounds normal, but in his longer livestreams he's less able to control his voice and he starts sounding like a right spastic. At times his voice almost breaks like a 12 year old boy.
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Felching
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*is maimed and disfigured in a broad daylight seether attack whilst walking his Apus*
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The Womfist regime has collapsed
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>>66306308
State of your life even listening to them
And yes you're there the whole stream, so fucking pathetic
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SSM's Cambridge Weight Plan has failed spectacularly. Can only see him growing more grotesquely overweight and his face continuing to get smaller as the months roll by.
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>>66306359
Yes mate you know all about my life, what I do and how long I listen to things and you're obviously much better than me. Whatever it takes to buoy up your fragile self esteem right?
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Just thinking about the pole hole again
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I counted six decapitated Apus on the way to Britfeel Towers this morning, a large contingent of Seethers was also seen ransacking Debenhams.

What the fuck is happening?
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Now that HHL has been exiled, we have to deal with his collaborators. His right hand man Frosty has already fled into the shadows, but there are other HHL loyalists who must be brought to justice. Time for the Wumpaberg Trials.
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>>66305753
plot twist: it was hhl who doxxed himself
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>>66306283
helper and frosty were obviously the same person. like wUmPaGrInD
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I was 105kg in October. I'm 96.4 now. I'm sort of pleased with it but also a bit disappointed it's not been faster.
Hope to be sub 90 by 2022
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>>66306410
It's terrible lad, the Seethies have begun a coup. They're already going from house to house gathering up lads Apu's at gunpoint. They're re-opening Apuschwitz. Flee, flee before they come for you.
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>>66306419
>Wumpaberg Trials
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>>66306419
kys seethie weether

you just aint womfy

jealous wagie
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>>66306410

It's an all out Seethie weether offensive de lid. Apus are putting up a stiff resistance to stop them from reaching Wumpa Square and the Womfy Palace but it seems as though the war is lost.
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Weird how you can provoke someone just by looking at them. It's even illegal in style cases, and I don't mean sneaking a peak in the shower I mean in public.
Try it. Pick someone at random and just stare at them, I guarantee they will react.
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Egergbern say he not gay but meets up with blokes in dresses
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>>66306487
the aversion to stares is something all animals have. ancient ancient behaviour, presumably because in normal circumstances in the wild stares are very informative about whether something wants to kill you
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I'd like to just chance upon poley in the street and stare at him until he says "are you from 4chan" or something like that then just deny it and call him crazy and walk off
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You're from 4chan aren't you?
You're from 4chan aren't you?
You're from 4chan aren't you?
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this is the way the world ends

this is the way the world ends

this is the way the world ends

not with a bang but a seething
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Love me some finasteride oh yes i do
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just did an open mouth cough
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I'm not even bothered about HHL anymore, he's finished. I'm more worried that Frosty will rise up and take his place as the new leader of the "womfy lids". The sooner we take out Frosyt the better.
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New variant is gunna fucking devastate the world.
You think its bad now? huehueheuheuheuhe
Oh joy, alas till next Summer, we shall meet again
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>>66306114
Nubs already did that
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>>66306548
The thread quality will improve without those two spackers
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>>66306548
You aint seen nothin yet little small man
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>>66306548
Guess again, old sop
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>The street will know that good frens stood against a tyrant, that HHL stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a Seethie-king can bleed.
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I was visited by two aliens in 2013
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>>66306564
holy shit a new womfer on the scene, will he claim victory or succumb to the seethe?
only time will tell in the continuous fate dripped epic legend of /britfeel/
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>>66306535
Any side effects?

>>66306555
She didn't shag me
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>>66306574
Same but 2017 and 2018
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>>66306569

Nice one de liddington.
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>>66306577
Personally I think my hair loss is stress based. Although it could be the beginning of a horsehoe shaped MPB, either way it grows better when I'm not stressed,
Finasteride helps me not stress, cause I'm doing something about it, it could be a placebo for me.
It does grow thicker with it.
Side effects?
I might may have slight gyno developing under my right nipple, however docs just say it's fat and not gyno. I could stand to lost 5-10% bodyfat desu.
Maybe it has a slight affect on sexual function, but I fap a lot anyway

It's really hard to tell for me, I could easily blame a bunch on fin but it makes me not care about hair so eh
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Has SSM been cancelled?
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>>66306638
>Has SSM been cancelled?

removed his channel
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>>66306638
I wonder if SSME managed to get SSM's channel deleted?
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>>66305557
Now that SSME has sorted out SSM, I wonder who his next target will be
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About to make a wuppa with whipped cream and 5 sugars. It's womfyness shall be unsurpassable.
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>>66306691
He should put all his energy into nonce hunting
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>>66306691
What happened to SSM?
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>>66306700
offed himself
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Why do we still call ssm mark when apparently his name is steven?
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morning lids just got woken up by the fire alarm
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new threadington for de liddingtons

>>66306717
>>66306717
>>66306717
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I've never considered myself to be left wing, but my hatred of the rich has grown for years. I understand that revolution is a catastrophe, but maybe a catastrophe that results in the deaths of the out of touch rich is needed to kickstart a fair and more equal distribution of wealth. Maybe society needs to be destroyed before it can be reformed. If the game isn't fair, then maybe the game needs to end.
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This is pretty metal ngldelads
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This lockdown I'm going to "X"
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>>66304597
All I remember about this guy was he ran from a debate after calling him out like a pussy wussy



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