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how's your thanksgiving going, anon?
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Hiding in my office. Trying to sleep the day away. Told family im sick. Got out of seeying anyone.
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My dad fucking hates me
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>>66297471
Why is this pinned? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeoregfenalo
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>>66297471
blessed sticky
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>>66297471
I don't do thanksgiving but I don't talk much to my family anyway. Who cares.
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i didn't even go this year, i think i'm done with thanksgiving. its a dumb holiday and i hate thanksgiving food anyway
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>>66297471
Not American or living there yet, idk
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I have no one to spend today with
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>>66297471
im alone in the rent payers house completely alone while they go somewherw
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>>66297471
its another year of the exact same shit and everyone making the exact same comments
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>>66297471
My dad asked if I had a gf yet and I showed him a hentai picture
I think I might have taken it too far this time, he hasn't talked to me all day and he started drinking early
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>>66297536
why would you post then you dipshit
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What are you thankful for, /r9k/?
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>>66297471
>how's your thanksgiving going, anon?
Im not having one. Over the yearsy mother has been slowly tuning it out. Its for the best, her cooking isnt great, its awkward eating at the table with them since 99% of the year we eat in seperate rooms (they started it when we were young. We would make us eat at the dinner table and they would eat in the living room), its akward when she invites family over. Almost every year the highlight of thanksgiving has been going to best buy or thanksgiving to buy a shiny new gadget, tv or something. Its ok, its like this for a reason and its for the better
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>>66297471
Thankgiving's good, me and my mom cooked a bunch of stuff. Everything turned out great except that the top crust of the pies got a little burnt (my fuckup, didn't watch them close enough lol). Get along well with my folks and all 3 of us hate the extended family and are thankful to the coronavirus for sparing us having to ever interact with them again. Back in the basement on 4chan for a while in between the holiday Dinner at lunchtime and leftovers for normal dinner.
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>>66297471
it was a month ago in leaf land
we skipped any get together this year cause poorfags
what with rising costs and inflation and all we've been living off bare basics again
my parents tried to buy a steak and split it between three of us
it turned out to be some really funky meat
tasted like chemicals
feels bad man
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>>66297612
Scuze' me dear anon, Because I simply can do it
And I have no booze, So I need to numb everything by shitposting on here
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>>66297471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcRa6PIsKo
family invited me over but they all had plans and left and now I'm in the house alone with a bunch of food
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>>66297658
then dont be suprised when somebody calls you faggot attentionwhore you little slut
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>sticky
this place isn't abandoned?
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>>66297626
Well.. definitely not porn and cooming.
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>>66297694
they have to ban avafags
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>STICKY

Guess the mods didn't abandon this board after all
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>>66297471
Happy thanksgiving to everyone posting in this sticky
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>>66297471
In Canada Thanksgiving is in October. Checkmate, Yanks.
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>stickied
You've really earned your wage today, jannies.
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OMG JANNY IS HERE. STOP READING MY LOGS JANNY FUCKER
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Going to my uncle's house, hoping not to draw any attention to myself. Wish me luck
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>>66297471

Ahh, the time of the year where you have to pretend to be normal to your other family members and you are dying on the inside.
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>>66297471
>being a filthy Amerimutt morbidly obese 97IQ 56% white la creatura el goblino dios mio americano
Um, no thanks, sweetie
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Happy thanksgiving to everyone that enjoys this

Im around family that has small unkempt kids. Im afraid to eat what comes from theyre house. Think ill starve
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At school dorms so no family and it seems most people left for holidays. I'm finally getting food started and I feel sick. So not a happy camper.
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Thank you for this thread, Canada had Thanksgiving a month ago, but this is a good place to anons to vent and gather.

Happy Thanksgiving anons, hopefully you get into the Christmas spirit soon!
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>>66297686
The one that needs to call others faggot, it is himself a closet faggot taking out his anger and sexual frustrations,
Do not be scared of being gay anon, Not even man or women will fuck you
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>>66297471
Not celebrating it, i'm just staying in my room smoking weed while most of my family have dinner and do shit, I don't wanna celebrate holidays anymore, just wanna be left alone.
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you people have friends and family?
i really don't belong here
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>>66297962
Want to switch places with me? You can be around small dirty loud children
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34. Watching my parents get older every year at the dinner table. I sit alone.
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Sticky on /r9k/ is a nice change of pace jannies, hope your families are well too along with my frens
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>>66297962
>family
Yeah who else's basement am I supposed to be living in? Don't be a retard please.
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I live 700 miles away from family, no one's reached out to me. No friends. Still found the energy to cook for myself. Gonna have mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, green beans, and a smoked turkey drumstick.
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>>66297945
you got me faggot I love banging tight assholes
so just bend over for me would you
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>>66297471
My extended family is fighting again after 2 years "trying". IDK what triggered it, but it's probably as stupid as the last one.
>no best kid contests
>no condescending uncles' lectures
>no invasive questions
>no shithead cousins

Feels /comfy/ man.
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I dont even know why I avoid my family any more. I just do. Im paranoid everyone hates me
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Who here literally went to Golden Corral for thanksgiving dinner lol?
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>>66298054
Been told I look like a girl or femboy :3, I'm down to try new things
Only condition is that we cuddle after and re play some nice games Do you want me to do the cooking?
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A sticky, on /r9k/? It's more likely than you think.
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>>66297650
>funky
Uh
Have you heard of John Trudell by any chance? Just curious
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>>66298117
sure anon if you make some dishes with rice I hug you afterwards
we also go to the gym together wanna do something with you and not just fuck your tight little asshole
but all of this is fantasy anway so fuck off you faggot and go to the gym on your own
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I've just been on my computer, browsing 4ch and listening to music. Laying down in between Nothing's changed.
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>>66297471
I'm not American so it's just been another day for me
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My dad just told me gail chord schuler has a merch page. I know what I'm getting him for christmas.
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Im considering blocking a friend who keeps sending me a well known autistic recluse imagines of them partying
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>>66297471
stop reminding me this holiday exists you cunt
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>>66298297
who the fuck "parties" on thanksgiving, that's some weird shit
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Thanksgiving isn't so bad for me. But I got covid and I've been hiding in my parents basement for three days feeling like shit. I had liquid diarrhea yesterday and I cursed the heights of the heavens as a stream of fire ripped through my bowels. I had commitments this weekend that I can't show up to because I'm out on my ass. Really makes me wonder why I think I'm in control of anything.
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its doing alright, family still hasnt came over. regardless im still hiding out in my room playing csgo
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>>66297471
My family's dinner is in 3 hours. What do I do anons?
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>>66297471
>go downstairs
>squint at everyone because eyes still adjusting to the lights
>mom gives me a plate with turkey, mash potatoes and gravy
>take it upstairs
>before I leave she tells me I'm also invited for dinner at a family friend's house
>continue browsing 4chan
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Sitting in the living room watching a football game I dont care about. My family is drinking, while I just celebrated 2 years sober a few weeks ago.

I'm bored and it sucks, but grateful to be around family rather than sitting in my lonely apartment masturbating
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>>66298150
Anon no :(, I will tightly hug you and pamper, Darling don\t be so mean to me :I, Just want you cutie besides me
You can sit in my lap as I run my fingers thru your hair, Telling you it's gonna be fine
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POSTING INNA STICKY
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>>66298398
Thank you anon its been a hard time I am a bit drunk right now on vodka
I am still going to be mean to you because I hate the shit you post
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>>66297471
Pretty okay, it's been pretty dead at my job so I've just being watching YouTube and browsing 4chan
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>>66298398
I just want to experience something like in your picrel before I get too old...
Maybe it's all bullshit made up ahh
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>>66298297
If they are on their phone sending you pics it's a shit party just saying
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>>66298369
Be productive!
I don't know what that means for you, but less 4ch perhaps. That's what I'm gonna try and do now.
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>>66297585
kek

Fguuhiihbejeiensmxodkepoekdneiieeineirir
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>>66298420
Yay :D, I like when people are mean to me, I know it's hard anon, Just remember to take care of yourself first
I don't have any booze :( I really want to get drunk, Been sober for 3 weeks
I miss it, But I've been drinking for the last 4 months
Eat something too
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My drug addict brother and whatever crack whore that is pretending to be his gf are over right now fucked up out of their mind on god knows what. Watching my parents pretend like everything is fine is fucking hilarious. They deserve it, failed in raising me and him.
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>>66298488
How old are you anon? What do you mean by too old?
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>>66298507
I ate some bread with zaziki why the fuck do you like when people are mean to me?
everyone is mean to me my dad is a cynical asshole who just wants to see me succed in life thats it
and my mom hates me
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>>66297471
Why are ya'll still celebrating the genocide and enslavement of Native Americans and robbery of their native land? This is so fucked up when you think about it, I mean it's called "thanksgiving day". It's literally celebrating the murder of Native Americans who did nothing wrong with smallpox blankets, literal biological weapons.
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>>66298535
Glad you had something to eat anon :D, I didn't mean people being mean or rude to you but me,
I like when people take their frustrations onto me, Guess I just like when people treat me bad, Love it when girls do it, I'm here to be used
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>>66298553
I would rape a native american ayayayayayay ass bitch too
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>>66298488
Don't give up anon, just meet a girl who's a loser like you, it worked for me
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>>66298553
Funny how halfway through high school it went from "Christopher Columbus discovered the Americas, happy Thanksgiving" to "Whites genocided the Native Americans, let us recognize that we live on stolen soil"
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>>66298586
jeez you really got some problems anon
you must be a real bottom boy who isnt a bottom boy because you dont even have had sex yet you are just a faggot for attention arent you?
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>>66298597
>halfway through high school
You have to be over 18 to post here.
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>>66298601
I'm not a bottom, Or like dudes.
>just a faggot for attention arent you?
Nah, I just show affection to everyone without caring about the gender
>jeez you really got some problems anon
Well Yes, I do have major problems
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Luckily my cousins and their cunty gfs won't be coming this year, just my based grandpa.
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>>66298662
Based how
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>>66298646
sorry anon I am mean for you no reason I am the bigger piece of shit of us
just give me a hug :)
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Eating my supper alone. Mom just brought me a plate . I've been upstairs for 3 nights now avoiding my younger very successful sister and her Chad boyfriend. I prepared with food and water, and piss out of my window so I never have to go out.
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>>66298705
Get your sister to use her connections to get you a good job
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>>66298705
>piss out of my window
Oh I seriously hope you are not that fucking stupid.
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>>66298705
>and piss out of my window
Lmfao you god damn autist subhuman. That's where you cross the line.
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>>66298705
are you that anon who pissed out of his window and a tomato plant grew under his window?
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>>66298705
lowlife slob
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>>66298743
I posted about pissing out of my window and killing the lawn below and carving a chunk out of a bush
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>>66298703
Awww :3 I'll give ya a cozy hug anon :D, Feeling lonely ah
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>>66298770
my hero anon my hero kiss me

>>66298788
always anon always nothing new to me
the last car drive i had with my dad felt so good because I could feel his presence next to me
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>>66297471
The only reason I am not having a good day is because I lost progress in a game because I didn't save and also I am noticeably balding. I got food with none of the social interaction and I am about 40 lbs lighter than this time last year.
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>>66298829
>I am noticeably balding
Sorry to hear that, such a shit thing to happen to anyone
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>>66298492
Yeah
Guess theyre making it funnier by kicking the sperg
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>>66298589
please share your story anon
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>>66298589
Stop giving robots chad advice
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>>66298684
He's a korean vet, hates chinks and blacks.
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>>66298982
>Drug addicted failed normie retard with holes in his brain yelling at incels
This is why I come to r9k
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>>66297471
>be 3rd worlder
>childhood best friend is a burger immigrant and his mom is best friends with my mom
>grew up close as brothers
>always used to invite my family for thanksgiving
>used to fuck around in his treehouse, watch LOTR and eat bomb turkey all night
>he became a literal giga-Chad while I remained an autistic weirdo
>as time went by it became more and more obvious that he doesn't get nearly as much out of our friendship as I do
>he would always be nice to me but it was just obvious that he had other people he'd rather be with
>in the end the only thing keeping us seeing each other was our moms' friendship
>haven't seen or talked to him since before covid
I miss him so much today, bros.
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i'm not american but it was nice of the mods to make this sticky for you guys lol
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>>66299008
The mods are probably American I mean who else would do this shit for free?
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>>66298525
Sorry for the late reply. I'm 22. I would say too old for me would be around 25-27. I know that's still young, but I would still feel old.

>>66298589
Well I'm definitely not giving up hope. That's definitely a possibility, but I suck at reaching out.
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>>66298369
Same anon here: I'm making the Pomegranete Sauce because we're too Iranian for cranberries. I'll keep you updated.
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People are over, our house is small (i can hear them from my room), and I have to take a shit. God help me
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>>66299104
shit in a sock and throw it outside
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>>66298553
If you really think that's why we celebrate thanksgiving then you're dense. Why don't you go circlejerk with some redditfags
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>>66299104
That honestly sucks anon. Get it over with is the best I can think of.
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>>66299082
lol. You probably won't feel old. I'm 34 and feel young. Mature, but young. Definitely not old.
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Alright lads, I'm gonna have my Thanksgiving dinner now. Hope you all have a good one.
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>>66297471
One of my uncles just gave me a couple pages of printed screenshots of his twitter where he post black supremacist interpretations of history. Then after showed me paintings of sports balls he been doing for years. So you know, a typical thanksgiving at my father home.
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>>66299172
Read Malcolm x biography?
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>>66299172
My big sister got stabbed by her boyfriend/ third baby daddy at thanksgiving dinner today.
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>>66299251
Lmao what - please tell the story anon
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>>66299251
>third baby daddy
She sounds like absolutely human trash. Let me guess, a coal burner?
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>>66299082
I'm 22 too fuck anon, We need to get on it
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>>66299277
No Im black
>>66299263
They got into an argument and he stabs her with one of the knives on the table my dad told her to not bring him to her house and look what happened stupid bitch
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>>66299251
Greentext pls


You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>66298705
Based fellow window pisser. I'm on the ground floor though and my window opens into a chicken coop pretty much though so no one cares if i piss out there
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>>66297471
My weight gain has already been poked at and dinner hasn't started yet
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>>66299383
Lol fatman
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Grocery store was closed today so i have to improvise for dinner. Im thinking ill make some stuffing from stale bread, but i have to use chicken bouillon instead of broth, lard instead of butter, and dried parsley instead of fresh sage and thyme.
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>>66297550
Neither. Just sitting here alone. Where do all these people find families?
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>>66297550
>>66299493
Me too. At least we have each other!
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I'm alone eating this https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Turkey-Dressing-Bake-32-oz/520816963

It's actually pretty good I just wish I had some gravy for it.
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>>66299172
can we trade dads? mine is a boomer that likes eminem and post malone unironically.
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>>66299206
No, just typical hotep stuff, how egypt was the black center of the world til the white European Assyrians, Persians, and Arabs invaded and stole our technology, how Africans invented baseball and travel to meso America and taught the Indians and that why thise big stone Olmec heads are wearing baseball helmets.
>>66299251
Sometime I glad my sister isn't ghetto and bring those types home.
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I feel like it should be a rule that you can't have your gf/bf at family thanksgiving until you have been together over a year.
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>>66299006
just text him, good bros are hard to come by, and its not like he's some kind of Woman where you should be ashamed of yourself for sending unsolicited texts about "i miss u"
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>>66299624
aside from the baseball story your dad sounds based.
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>>66299104
I keep imodium in stock just for situations like this. I will never take a shit against my will.
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>>66299624
You really should, it is pretty inspirational how he goes from a prison rat to what he became, even if you disagree with his ideals
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my dad is baking for thanksgiving and measured the pie crust dough with the ruler i use to measure my dick
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THE STUFFING MY FAMILY BOUGHT FROM THe STORE TASTED LIKE CARMEX

thats what you get for being lazy I guess
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Seeing family is good, it's been a long time and my nephew is so big now, I'm so proud.
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>>66299675
I mean, if you call a 40+ year old man living in his elderly father house who spend his time in his room making painting like thisthis looks better then what he does, while my father and aunt have to be the one to actually do thing to keep the house working/ keeping them fed based, then yeah he is baste.
>>66299709
Oh I thought you was asking if he was quote Malcolm x stuff on twitter(which would be better then what actually up there). I might have read a bit in school, but I never really picked up the book, l look in to it.
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>>66297471
Spent it with my sister and nephews. It was alright. Now I'm going to eat 50mg of delta8, fap to tons of tranny porn and zone out until I pass out.
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>>66297471
Im yuro but honestly I hope you guys get through this.
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>>66300157
Unfathomably based orignolio
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My landlord sent me a happy thanksgiving text
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>>66297471
I'm high and drunk watching a Beatles documentary wbu faggot?
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>>66297471
I simply told my family I wasn't coming to their gathering this morning.

Wasn't planning to cook anything special, but now I'm sous viding some lamb chops and will make some risotto to go with them.
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>>66297471
I lost my job yesterday and I slept in today and missed my psyche appointment.
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I took a walk to the liquor store around sunset and a cute girl walking by herself smiled at me and said hi. It made me feel like not a weird creep for once.
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>>66300213
Is that the 8 hour one thats been released? Is it good?
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I'm going to Black Friday sales tomorrow. I'll get some power tools
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>>66299879
Haha that is based and I'm even white
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>>66300345
Stay safe Anon. BF represents all that I hate about normies and NPCs alike
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>>66298705
>Doesnt piss in the corner of his room
Invalid
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>mom invited her ex husband, who she has divorced once and broken up with 3 fucking times
>drug addict
>been in jail multiple times
>repeatedly abuses her
>she had to move houses twice because he kept harassing her at home
>took all of her savings and spent it on drugs
>>he has changed this time! look at this drug test he is clean!
I cant afford to live alone on minimum wage so I am stuck here. Fuck off you stupid whore
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>>66297471
I spent mine playing with my bird. He's a good boy and I like him more than my family.
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>>66297471
bretty good. I hung out with my family and played some titanfall 2 today. It's been a good day.
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>>66297471
My bf and I pretended to be sick so we could stay home and fuck like bunnies instead of going to a family dinner. But his best friend has been depressed lately so instead I'm in our bedroom by myself getting drunk and he is playing Diablo 3 online with his friend.
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>tfw I have to tell my family I dropped out of an ivy league school that gave me a full ride
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>>66297471
why has this shitty thread been sticked all day. fuck yourself mods.
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>>66300804
I know extremely similar feels

Get on housing assistance or neetbux enough to move out ASAP anon it is worth the hassle
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>>66300827
bls poast brib
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>>66297471
>had sinus pressure, sniffly/itchy nose, scratchy throat the other night
>went away by morning
>was around mostly elderly folk all day
>unvaxxed
What are the chances I'm spreading the coof to all my family?
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>>66300994
How'd they react?
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What's everyone listening to? I'm listening to sad Japanese doowop from a universe that doesn't exist yet
https://youtu.be/YBUOWTrn9xs
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It's been 7 years since I've had Thanksgiving with my family (or anyone else for that matter). Can't say I miss it, my mother was always a drama queen about everything and turkey is overrated. Thanksgiving used to be:
>have to dress up in nice clothes
>drive over to grandparent's house, mother bitching about how much she hates her parents the whole time
>get to grandparents house, grandmother and mother act like martyrs for having to prepare a meal when they've never worked a day in their life
>sit down at the dinner table, we're stuck there for at least 1.5 hours.
>bunch of bland boring food
>Brother and I would generously offer to clean the dishes so we could get the hell out of the dining room
>haul gigantic artificial christmas tree from 4th story of grandparent's boomer mcmansion
>forced to help them put their christmas decorations up, tree takes 3 hours alone to put all the unecessary ornaments on
>finally we leave, mother usually crying like a drama queen on the ride home
Now:
>wear jeans and tee shirt
>walk around the woods for about an hour
>throw a bunch of meat on the grill
>eat too much, doze off for a couple hours
>wake up and take another walk through the woods
>put up christmas decorations, finished within 30 minutes
Never going back.
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THANKS FOR THE STICKY, JANNIES.
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My family didn't react as well as I'd expected to me introducing my trans e-girlfriend on Skype. They all vote democrat so I don't get what the problem is
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>>66301687
problem is that you're a faggot. %41 cope harder.
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>>66301687
>e-girlfriend

found your problem.
fucking gay
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>>66301687
Maybe they'll be more accepting if you them her bussy
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>>66299100
Based Iranian. Definitely keep us updated.
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>>66297471
Do you ever get the impression that your extended family gives you zero respect for no apparent reason? I feel like they treat me as some sort of a moron despite that not being true.
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>>66299733
>keeping your dick ruler in the kitchen
Why would you do this?
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Nice to be here amongst friends this thnksgiving
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>>66301687
Be serious anon, what did you realistically expect would happen?
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>>66300994
Why did you drop out of an ivy league that gave you a full ride?
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>>66301830
It's really the only ruler we have, it's kept in a drawer
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i only live with my uncle now. its not going so great he hates me being a NEET and wants me to be a miserable wagecuck like him. money is running out i dont get NEETBUX. so i am forced to wagecuck next month have a job lined up. i made a steak now i have to wash the ceramic skillet and hop in the shower. its going to be 31 tonight and we have no hot water in the house as the line broke so after ill hop in bed and watch this comfy shit and hang with my /r9k/ bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYBincQTStk
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>>66300994
They didn't seem to care, which is fine I guess
>>66301882
Severe anxiety/OCD disorder that made me unable to attend class
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Tried to hit on my cousin and made the whole evening uncomfortable
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>>66301695
I'm straight anon.
>>66301702
It's more common these days with lockdowns and all. At least I've someone to talk to in a romantic way, even if my physical needs aren't met yet. We're waiting until she's started girlmoding.
>>66301811
Well I haven't seen it yet so its not like my family will before I do! She does have an OF though so maybe there is a chance they have, pity I'm too much off a poorfag neet to afford to pay for OF.
>>66301867
I thought since they're all really progressive and liberal that it would be embraced and they'd be happy I'm not lonely but my dad just said he'd rather I go outside and get a normal gf. He used it as a way to rant at me for being on the internet too much.
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He's baiting. Do not reply. Move along.
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>>66301948
>I'm straight
>until she's started girlmoding
It's easy to think this shit is sexy online but you introduced a mentally ill faggot that you intend to fuck once he starts cross dressing full time to your family over fucking skype on thanksgiving, you're lucky your dad just bitched about you having internet poisoning (accurate) and didn't just shoot you dead on the spot.
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>>66301924
Don't American colleges let you take extended sick leaves?
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>>66302003
Well SHE made the effort to get into girlmode for the Skype call even though she was with her family as well and their not cool with her transition. My dad is really anti guns so he'd never shoot me but he does seem even more disappointed than normal. He said that I haven't done anything that can't be undone yet, and then he just went to bed.
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>>66297573
>exact same jokes
>exact same things
>exact same drama
I just want to eat and talk to my great grandma, I don't care about your stupid millennial humour
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>>66297471
I hate my sister and my mom was at work most pf the day. Didn't call my Dad, can't remember my little brother's birthdays, cut off my only friend because we only ever talked at church and I hate church, I'm so lonely and broken ahhahahhahahahahahhahahaaaaa
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>>66302073
Is this actually how Americans live their lives?
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>>66297471
I ate dinner with my family and then I watched Joker with my normalfag dad. He actually kinda liked the movie. Overall a pretty good day.
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>>66297471
>ate at my grandma's house
>ate at my house
feels good man
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>>66302132
Good fucking movie and now that you mention it I can definitely see it being a comfy movie to watch with family on holidays
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>>66297471
just hungout with my roommate. was ok, i guess. kind of sick so i just watched him play war thunder on his ps4
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>>66297471
Who the fuck makes these images?
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Ate too much and now I feel like utter shit. Why do I do this to myself
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I enjoy seeing my family on Thanksgiving but it's always so awkward. None of my family members hate each other we just don't have much to talk about so it ends up being super quiet. I wish my extended family could've visited cause they would've brought some conversation. also would've made my dad feel better, he feels really bad that our family isn't as close as he wants. One good thing about Thanksgiving is that I get to see my dog at least.
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>>66297471
It went well. I just ate with my brother and didn't have anyone else in the house, so it was great. Anybody have the edited pic that has the son green like Pepe? Asking for a friend.
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>Have like 15people downstairs eating turkey and partying
>Meanwhile I'm all alone in my pitch black room shitposting and watching random youtube videos
I really hope my parents don't force me to come downstairs to greet everyone.
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>>66302400
are they family or your parent's friends?
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>>66302417
my dad's side of the family. So uncles, aunts, cousins, and 2nd cousins
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>>66302448
are any of them decent? I don't get along with my uncles a lot but cousins are usually more approachable.
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imagine having a family
fakebots get out
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>>66302458
Maybe one cousin out of the 14people there, but I can already tell they would judge me since I've been a neet for years. They ask your typical normies questions
Have a gf yet?
Going to school?
Got a job?
etc
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>>66302483
rip. I guess I won't try to convince you to go down then. I usually get off pretty decently at family things because I've got a degree. But I live in fear of the gf question and I don't think they'd ask but I'm terrified of them asking if I'm a virgin.
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>>66302503
Nah I most likely won't go down. I'll just ignore my moms texts if I get any. I remember a couple years back my dad stormed up into my room telling me to go downstairs and greet them but he hasn't done it since so I should be safe.
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>>66302518
Hope it works out anon. A question though: do you wish you had a family you got along with/enjoyed time with? Or do you not really miss it?
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>>66302533
I love my parents just fine. Anyone outside of them I want to be left alone they are all too normie.
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>>66302540
I'm kinda the opposite. I enjoy spending limited time with normalfags. I find it reassuring to know not everyone is as cursed as I am. But to each their own I suppose.
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>>66302123
No, just that guy
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>>66302554
> I find it reassuring to know not everyone is as cursed as I am
I found this out when I was 12. Frankly I don't really care about anyone outside my family.
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Went for an early morning walk. The chilled air felt good bubbling through my veins. I made mashed potatoes and Turkey with my Mom. Played board games with my sister. I love my sister! Went to party with extended family. Relived my PTSD. Didn't drink any alcohol. Had to pokerface for an entire evening that I'm not desperate enough to consider Kosher Incest. Stayed frozen in place most of the night. Didn't talk much except for the end of the night when I connected to some boomers. I could speak more freely after my extended family and their boyfriends clumsily reminded me how bad my social skills have atrophied and how alone I am and how hopeless my situation had become. Yay. Then I came home and ate some mushrooms.
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>>66297471
>tfw buried my maternal grandma three weeks ago after her battle with cancer
>tfw spent most of today with my paternal grandma because she was diagnosed with Stage 4 breast cancer and was given a few weeks to live
>mfw nobody really wanted to celebrate Thanksgiving this year because of those things
>mfw my birthday was also 2 weeks ago and didn't feel like celebrating because of this

Perhaps next year might be better.
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>>66297471
it's a literal normal day for me. We don't celebrate it here and I don't have any family to celebrate with anyway.
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>>66302123
I'm not American, I live in England but e-girlfriend is American. My family just celebrate Thanksgiving because it's kind of like a cultural thing, you grow up watching so much american tv and such it just becomes a thing. Like my dad and mum both use their holiday leave for it because it's not a public holiday here. it's like a pre Christmas tradition and besides the people who founded America were British anyways. My gf thinks its cute and cool though, really wish my family had been more cool about her.
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>>66302073
Having a tranny e girlfriend in another country is probably the gayest most cuck shit ever and your dad know it
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>>66297471
Awkward, embarrassing, and cringe. Like every other year. Bringing up the stupid shit I said as a child for the 212th time. They're very empty people with nothing going on their lives.
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>>66297471
Hahaha. First time in ages I've ever seen anything get pinned on this board and it's this. That's fucking awesome.
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>>66297471
hillbilly extended family invited themselves over. Towed along my ingrate cockroach of a grandmother too. She kept asking the same 5 questions over and over while eating like a disgusting creature. Uncle talked about asinine shit like aliens, god, and other dumb, low-brow shit. Overall fine day though
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>>66298553
It was the spanish who weaponozed smallpox fucking brainlet.
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>>66297471
>9 hours
>only 215 posts
there are too many normalfags spending time with their families
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>family mass murder in the area
>it was due to the turkey being overcooked
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It was just my parents and a roommate. I sat down to eat for 15 minutes, then i got up and went back to my room.
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literally the first question I got asked by relatives I haven't seen in 10 years is if I was dating someone.
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>>66297471
Eating taco meat and green bean casserole
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>>66297471
Food was good, I left early.
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Just another day but better food I guess
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My uncle hosts a big get together every Thanksgiving and it's the first time I've gone in 4 years. He lives pretty far away so it's a bitch driving all the way there. I told my family that I was coming but they seemed pretty surprised when I actually showed up and most of them didn't want to talk to me. During dinner one of the kids asked why I came since I hadn't been saying anything. I'm socially retarded so I couldn't make light of it and kept my mouth shut while my mom explained that I was her son. Afterwards they started playing games but didn't invite me so I just kinda watched. My uncle told me there's nowhere to sleep so I'm sleeping in my car. He said he was sorry about it but I think if he really cared he could've done something about it. I just wanted to try and reassociate with my family, nobody was mean to me but I felt like a complete stranger. I don't really know why I tried and I think ties are completely severed. Food was good though.
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Does not apply, but checking in anyway:

>friendless semi-NEET virgin living with mother
>no other family
>sleep until 11
>go out to lunch and drinks with mother
>didn't have any turkey though, Mexican food
>go for a daywalk alone
>clean my room and use freed up space to work out
>do laundry in the apartment building
>get 3 loads done cause no one else is using it
>now eating supper while on 4chan and youtube
>life is good

I used to hate Thanksgiving and Christmas since no typical family and stuff, but now I just enjoy myself with my mom and alone and don't give a fuck. Not that I have friends to ask, but if any employee/neighbor/host/consultant asks how was your Thanksgiving I'll think of something creative to say that isn't too personal, sounds normal and doesn't invite more prying. Don't want to sound braggy either, cause I know normies are likely to have had shitty family drama at the dinner table like I see in sitcoms, and are feeling fat after stuffing themselves. Used to just say "sucked" and stare at the ground until they change the subject.
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>>66298553
Someone chugged the SJW Kool-aide. Be a good NPC and drink more.
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>>66303608
Bro you are just suppose to show up to eat and chill for an hour and then leave say you got somewhere else to be
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shit. My mom is getting increasingly more depressed that our extended family has abandoned us and is more successful across the board. I'm too socially retarded to start a family and give her grandkids. The holidays feel hollow
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>>66297471
I'm alone because I don't have family or friends that live within 1000 miles of me. It's kind of a good thing honestly.
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>>66297962
>friends
no
>family
Not that I see with any regularity
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>>66298553
>smallpox blankets
myth, never happened.
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it's like i don't exist to my family
ingested poison but survived
>picrel
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>>66297471
Drank, ate, watched football. 10/10
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>>66297471
slept to 10pm and woke up to eat leftovers.
they were good
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I gave an excuse and didn't go. The shitty part is my excuse is actually real and it's just a coincidence that I also didn't feel like going. I fucked up my arm weightlifting and can't feel my fingers in my left hand. :(
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>>66303710
I guess, but I might as well just not have gone if I were to do that. I wanted to do something good but I just fucked up.
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We didn't have family this year. I dont believe in it but based fucking covid.
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Any word on if the bf store will be open for black Friday this year?
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>>66297471
This has been the best thanksgiving I've had in 4 years. Im an armyfag and I had a long year. Its gets better lads. Seek love
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>>66298028
Damn bro same here. When my grandpa died, my whole extended family just dropped me. Ignored any of my calls, just replied with
>huh
To anything I texted them. If they replied at all.

Its been over three years since the guys death, and since they last willingly interacted with me. Its brutal
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>>66297471
unlock qa faggot mods
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>>66298866
>>66298297
Thas not even a real friend beo. Damn well when I was in highschool people would randomly call me, insult me , and then hang up
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>>66298488
It IS all made up. Relationships are fake, people are just using eachother for status and popularity. The minute you stop being useful to them is the minute they drop you.
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>>66302469
Every robot tier guy i know IRL is literally ignored by their extended families and not included in anything ever. Like they are banished. So yeah big family is a fakecel trait for sure
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>>66303763
Damn right in my feelz. Same story here, fren
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>>66297471
Holy shit they actually pinned it
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I cried in the car after leaving my sister's house. This was something I was able to leave work early for so I could make it for a couple hours. Every year I get so excited to see my parents for Thanksgiving only to remember why I can't even live with them anymore. They also fucked me over on some legal stuff we were supposed to deal with while they visited. Now I'm alone in my room getting drunk.
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>>66297631
do your parents hate kids or something?
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>>66297471
better than last year's. the food was excellent; i ate everything on my plate and then two small pieces of pie. had some interesting conversations with my younger sister's husband and my older sister's son and then we played vidyagaems. i just wish i had a girlfriend to climb into a blanket with and fuck.
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>>66297471

faked being sick to hide from everyone
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I have no thanksgiving as I live in Germany.
The only thing I feel is suffering and pain.
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>>66299293
Become completely apathetic. Let stagnation save you.
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>>66299293
25 here and feeling good. i've come to terms with my limitations and i'm just taking life slow and enjoying the time i get to spend with loved ones... because i know it ain't gonna last. someday they're all going to be in the ground and i'm going to wish i'd gotten inside their heads a little more.
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>>66304954
Why can't you stay with them anymore? What legal stuff? Give us the deets anon
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>>66297471
Anyone else here eat a ham sandwich for dinner tonight?
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>>66297471
>worked 20 hours of 50 dollars an hour on thanksgiving
>did not have to see family
>still got to eat turkey twice
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>>66305434
I'm gonna eat a turkey sandwich, that's for sure.

>>66306668
>20 hours
My God, they're overworking you. But that's a ton of money. As long as you're good with it, I'd say it's not bad.
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>>66307009
>My God, they're overworking you
Not exactly. I was allowed to go home after 8 hours.
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>>66299293
I know anon... I know...
>not original
fucking hell
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>>66307039
Oh then I misunderstood. 8 hours is fine. Did you see any family?
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>>66307061
I saw them for a few seconds ye
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>wake up at 3 to start the turkey with mom
>Cook like madman with my mother for 8 hours
>Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, pies, drinks
>We finally finish all the food and let it sit in the oven at around 10
>Watch parade
>My fiancee and my dad wake up halfway through the parade
>Mom starts crying because she says one day she'll be gone and I'll have to make Thanksgiving food by myself (this happens every holiday)
>People start coming over at around 12
>4 grandparents 8 cousins and their husbands/wives for some reason 6 dogs and some aunts and uncles
>Eat lunch and instantly pass out on couch
>Wake up and fiancee has my head in her lap like a pillow while she watches the football game (it's the fucking Dallas cowboys though)
>Drink some wine
>Shoot the shit with extended family
>Drink more wine
>Play chess with grandma

It was a good Thanksgiving but I'm so damn tired.. being social for that long means I have to retreat into my room for the rest of the week.



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