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Non coomer edition

Previous thread : >>66285002
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Why is noone talking in my thread...
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Let the great split happen, cat thread will always be better
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We need more power, pronto
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im eating ice cream for dinner since i don't have anyone to cook for me
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>>66299987
Thanks bro atleast u got my back idk if we can stop all the sw*des from bumping the other one tho
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>>66300017
What flavour is your icecream anon?
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I'm pretty full, should I eat my icecream or leave it for another day?
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So which thread do I post in
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>>66300034
rainbow sherbet my favorite
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i think we should post in this one
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>>66300044
Leave it no one likes fatties
>>66300047
Both
>>66299972
Becuz you're a bad host!
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Cats are cute. CUTE
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>>66300047
This one (we have icecream)
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I'm having panic attacks... which thread do i post in?!?!?!
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>>66300065
No no no yew ar
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>>66300047
We do our best to keep this one alive, after that we will start having separate threads all the time and call it the great r9gay chasm
>>66300052
Never tried it before, is it a mix of fruit flavours then?
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>>66300059
I'm not fat and I'm NOT a bad host!
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I came out to my sister today, she was fine with it :)
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>>66300083
That's nice anon, I'm happy for you :)
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I was saving my post for the next thread... now it's split in two and now y'all may never see it
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>>66300070
This one fore icecream and cats (epic and cute and tasty) the other one for wojaks and coomers (stupid and cringe!)
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Sageing this one and bumping the other...
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>>66300095
Thank you anon, it may not be the biggest event but it still means something to me
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>>66300083
That's great, are you planning to do the same with the rest of your family or are you waiting for certain events to happen before you do that?
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>>66300107
cute and funny post this
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>>66300112
You're breaking the rules by anouncing that, retard
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>>66300130
What do you expect from someone who would post in a coomer thread?
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coomers are gross
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>>66300106
Just post half here and the other half over there
l_k_ t_i_ a_o_
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>>66300130
>>66300137
Im trolling wtf...
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>>66300117
I may wait a while for the rest, I don't think it will go as good as today but that is a problem for future me.
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>>66300154
too cryptic
just post feet
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>>66300161
likethisanon
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>>66300162
Ok anon just one because you asked
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>>66300191
I hate you. l hate you
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>other thread is dead because people hate coomers and weirdos
Should I kill myself or just brush my teeth and go to bed
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>>66300161
Hope it goes well for you when you do try it, you might be surprised by their reaction!
>>66300162
Bad coomer, don't beg for material here
>>66300191
Based, and wholesome funny dad joke pilled
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>that one time anon tried to make a thread and it got few replies
kek
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>>66300191
I jejjed at this post
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I'm not begging for feet pics. I am merely suggesting they be posted
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On with the feet pics
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>>66300223
Let's say, hypothetically, an anon would post a picture of his feet...
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>>66300231
Yes.. carry on
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>>66300210
We are creating a second great schism anon, we will succeed!
>>66300223
>>66300229
No feet pics
>>66300231
He would be banned and 50% would call him and attention starved slut while the other 50% are coomers
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>>66300236
I was making a ben shapiro joke...
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>>66300241
oh haha based
kill yourself
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someone give me attention pIease
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>>66300247
Let's say, hypothetically, I had a boyfriend. Now my boyfriend would like me, which means he would be sad if I killed myself, correct? Now then with that we can conclude that I should NOT kill myself because in the offchance that I do have a bf he would be sad.
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WOOOOAHHH YEAH HAHAHHAHHAHA
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>my feet aren't clean or shaved to take pics of and post
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>>66300254
please let me do things to you
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>>66300254
I wont give you (You)'s just because you asked nicely
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>>66300179
what?
>>66300203
I hope so :)
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>>66300254
How are you doing tonight anon? What brings you to r9gay?
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>>66300257
lost you at hypo poo
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>>66300278
I'm replying to you because you were the only nice one.
I am drunk, horny and lonely. I am also trying not to be gay but that is another story.
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I'm tired so I'm heading to bed now, sleep tight anons!
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>you're doing great eire-anon
I am going to masturbate though so people will hate me even though I brush my teeth because I am a coomer weirdo
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>>66300300
please die xxxx
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>>66300297
What did you drink anon? Are you gonna throw up tonight or are you just so-so drunk.
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>>66300300
Sweet dreams anon my food coma will set in soon so ill be good too
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>>66300311
No no, I am just normal drunk. which is still probably bad, but whatever. I am drinking beer, lager to be exact.
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>>66300306
>I am going to masturbate though so people will hate me even though I brush my teeth because I am a coomer weirdo
You can coom without being a coomer weirdo anon also double task brush teeth and polish knob at same time saves time
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>>66300323
Getting drunk of lager... I don't really like beer all that much. Maybe tripple can be nice but that's because it's pretty sweet. Stop trying to not be gay btw!
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I hate europeans
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>>66300337
>Stop trying to not be gay btw!
I feel guilty about it. Idk, maybe it's a topic for another day.
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>>66300334
>You can coom without being a coomer
But I do it in the night time and I do it in the morning and sometimes I do it during the day time
>also double task brush teeth and polish knob at same time saves time
I live in my parents
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>>66300364
Oh well. If you don't wanna talk about it thats fine.
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>>66300363
>I hate europeans
Anon you didnt need to say that, everyone hates europeans even other europeans
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>>66300371
>Oh well. If you don't wanna talk about it thats fine.
post feet
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>>66300363
Americans are tsunderefags
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>>66300385
My feet are big and gross lol
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Anons feet killed the thread rip in peaces and stink i guess
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damn I'm bi but it feels like the more I suppress the gay the more gay I become. Please help I don't wanna lose my attraction to females :(
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I want a robot bf why do I set myself up for failure like this
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>>66300472
They're gross little goblins and they'll never be attracted to you anyway so what's the problem?
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I need a bf to force me at cock point to brush my teeth
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>>66300472
>the more I suppress the gay the more gay I become
>Please help I don't wanna lose my attraction to females :(
hmmm Anon do some gay let it out so it balances out gotaa do gay and straight shit in balance go be gay for aminute or you'll get pent up and be gay forever!
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I want him to breed me again :( i can't wait
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>>66300500
desu when I have a balance of what I beat my dick too it feels more right, but if I exclusively go straight I get depresso.
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I came all over my twink bf's feet again
it's not my fault
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>>66300483
I'm attracted to them still :(
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I want a robot boyfriend why do I set myself up for failure like this
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>>66300537
I'll be your robot boyfriend, I have nothing to live for.
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>>66300532
>>66300472
just get a bichad bf and fuck girls together once in a while
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most of you would probably turn your nose up a foot fetishist but most of you secretly would enjoy someone being so horny over you that just your feet alone would get them going
you know it to be true. sad but cute gay retards.
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>>66300539
As long as you're not old or fat or ugly, sure
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>>66300551
I wouldn't mind if my fbf had a foot fetish, I'd take good care of them so he'd be happy.
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>>66300524
what a waste,cum goes inside the ass on on the mouth
>>66300543
>bichad
bifags are all closeted pussies LMAO
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>>66300560
doesn't count
you're only saying this because you were prompted. you have to want your feet be fucked.
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>>66300495
>cock point
What does this mean anon? Left or right?
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>>66300551
>most of you would probably turn your nose up a foot fetishist
bitch half of us are foot fetishists
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>>66300576
That's retarded and you're retarded. Good luck.
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>>66300585
cute xx

>>66300583
post feet
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>>66300559
>expecting someone who's not fat nor ugly on r9k on R9gay
GO AWAY NORMIE
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>>66300559
Based gayanon you got discord?
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>>66300605
Its easy to not be fat but yeah ugly is expected here
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>>66300605
Actually, pretty robots are more autistic on the fact that they can't blame their looks for their social status. Their autism is so high it compensates for everything else they have going for them making them TRUE robots.
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I need to see boyfeet immediately
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>>66300618
I do but I don't wanna post it in the thread
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>>66300640
lol thatS understandabLE I can seE why you wouldn't want People to have Your discord KNG#4138 ;)
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>>66300656
btw S & the KNG is only caps
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>>66300656
>its not double encrypted and backwards
What a brainlet
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give me the pussy

https://youtu.be/QRjllL-MP0U
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>>66300674
hehe more frens for me
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>>66300680
We dont have pussy here heterofag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7rg1DG3Yk
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>>66300704
Based anti vaginas homo
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on 55th street you five me
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>>66300704
https://youtu.be/vEv4TEV3j80

at least stop posting gay music
post alpha music, like me
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post feet

https://youtu.be/VIpvbJAifoA
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>>66300726
>https://youtu.be/vEv4TEV3j80
This song should be called Picky Bitch get bent, burnt and eat mud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnwZca8z9II
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>>66300776
rude. just... rude.
why do you have to be so rude?
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Got a sexy twink i know on my mind, and i get the feeling that he goes to 4chan because he's shy and socially awkward, but it's also cute as fuck.

If youre posting here i hope youre having a good thanksgiving.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd0Jq6jrYWw

I love you
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coomers btfo again and again
i swear both of the OP images have been used in the last 6 months
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>>66300891
I just got a random picture I saw in the thread for the OP to make it as neutral as possible
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>>66300913
its okay just something i noticed
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>tfw no max cherry bf

https://youtu.be/tgw-G8IFAwo
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>>66300891
Anon if you are paying attention that much I may have a bad diagnosis for you Tism
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>>66300949
you think thats bad im posting in this thread even though im on vacation not posting much of course
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https://youtu.be/mJ8AaxJswgM

>tfw no gf to slow dance with
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>tfw no big spoon thick wrist bf
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>tfw no small spoon limp wristed bf
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Why don't the "post feet" guy post feet?
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If anyone wants a bf who looks kind of like Syd Barrett please let me know
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>>66301129
>(you)
Post feet.
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Post cat. Cat is cute and based. Post cat
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>tfw no gay boomer bf that makes me listen to his gay boomer music
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my cat died probably should i get a new one or wait for her to come back
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>tfw no gay indie bf that makes me listen to his gay indie music
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>>66301358
i meant when should i get a new one...
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>>66301378
listen https://youtu.be/Ydv6usKn2rg
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>>66300563
>bifags are all closeted pussies
This is a stereotype, I literally have the ability to be attracted to both.
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>tfw no deaf bf so we can just sit in silence together
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ill trade my hearing for a good bf probably...
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>>66299917
hey I am not gay but I want to just say that you shouldn't post pictures of kittens fighting like that because it sets a bad example.
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>>66301390
>dont worry you and me wont be alone no more
very gay indie music anon
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>>66301390
this anon has pretty good music taste.
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>>66301430
I know, it's great

>>66301431
Thanks :)
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Smash or pass?
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there are people out there that are uncomfortable with silence
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>>66301468
But why? you have light tinnitus or something?
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what album should i listen to
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>>66301468
Silence makes me uncomfortable but only because it makes me worry that the other person is uncomfortable with silence for reasons that aren't worrying about me being uncomfortable with silence
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>tfw unironic boomer music enjoyer
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>>66301431
https://youtu.be/-MaN8iqfonE?list=RDGMEMc6JZQrQ__ROET3gGdz-TrwVM3tr3maxRqSE
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>>66301468
what do mean uncomfortable?
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>>66301496
most boomer music is usually better than the shit we have now tho
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>>66301508
shit, replied to myself. meant for >>66301455
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>>66301519
Yeah 70s-80s is really good, lately I been listening to michael jackson
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>saw cute guy irl
>looked gay
>approach him and say nice shirt
>idk what to say, never done this before.jpg
>he says thanks and looks away and moves on
>feel like an unlovable piece of shit
>tfw would date the first guy who showed any interest in me.
anyone else down bad
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>>66301486
i didnt think i was uncomfortable with silence, but at the same time your post has made me reconsider. i have music playing probably 12 hours a day every day, sleep with rain sounds on, and have tinnitus
>>66301517
like if you're chilling with someone and it falls to silence, instead of just chilling together doing your own things without speaking, theyll make noises, or tap or something, or just waffle
>>66301495
true, but only for people that im not that close too, so i probably would force conversation in that situation
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>>66301557
Atleast you are trying dude
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>>66301557
not recently but one time I did the same except I wasn't loud enough and he never even turned around so I gave up and slithered away. at least you have the confidence to try anon.
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>>66301584
oh okay but i will stay silent anyways sucks for them
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>>66301595
when you have nothing to lose, not trying is just as useless as trying. eventually bein idle and not drawing attention to yourself gets old so you change it up and try the opposite. exploring all angels, why not.



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