Non coomer edition Previous thread : >>66285002
Why is noone talking in my thread...
Let the great split happen, cat thread will always be better
We need more power, pronto
im eating ice cream for dinner since i don't have anyone to cook for me
>>66299987Thanks bro atleast u got my back idk if we can stop all the sw*des from bumping the other one tho
>>66300017What flavour is your icecream anon?
I'm pretty full, should I eat my icecream or leave it for another day?
So which thread do I post in
>>66300034rainbow sherbet my favorite
i think we should post in this one
>>66300044Leave it no one likes fatties>>66300047Both>>66299972Becuz you're a bad host!
Cats are cute. CUTE
>>66300047This one (we have icecream)
I'm having panic attacks... which thread do i post in?!?!?!
>>66300065No no no yew ar
>>66300047We do our best to keep this one alive, after that we will start having separate threads all the time and call it the great r9gay chasm>>66300052Never tried it before, is it a mix of fruit flavours then?
>>66300059I'm not fat and I'm NOT a bad host!
I came out to my sister today, she was fine with it :)
>>66300083That's nice anon, I'm happy for you :)
I was saving my post for the next thread... now it's split in two and now y'all may never see it
>>66300070This one fore icecream and cats (epic and cute and tasty) the other one for wojaks and coomers (stupid and cringe!)
Sageing this one and bumping the other...
>>66300095Thank you anon, it may not be the biggest event but it still means something to me
>>66300083That's great, are you planning to do the same with the rest of your family or are you waiting for certain events to happen before you do that?
>>66300107cute and funny post this
>>66300112You're breaking the rules by anouncing that, retard
>>66300130What do you expect from someone who would post in a coomer thread?
coomers are gross
>>66300106Just post half here and the other half over there l_k_ t_i_ a_o_
>>66300130>>66300137Im trolling wtf...
>>66300117I may wait a while for the rest, I don't think it will go as good as today but that is a problem for future me.
>>66300154too crypticjust post feet
>>66300162Ok anon just one because you asked
>>66300191I hate you. l hate you
>other thread is dead because people hate coomers and weirdosShould I kill myself or just brush my teeth and go to bed
>>66300161Hope it goes well for you when you do try it, you might be surprised by their reaction!>>66300162Bad coomer, don't beg for material here>>66300191Based, and wholesome funny dad joke pilled
>that one time anon tried to make a thread and it got few replies kek
>>66300191I jejjed at this post
I'm not begging for feet pics. I am merely suggesting they be posted
On with the feet pics
>>66300223Let's say, hypothetically, an anon would post a picture of his feet...
>>66300231Yes.. carry on
>>66300210We are creating a second great schism anon, we will succeed!>>66300223>>66300229No feet pics>>66300231He would be banned and 50% would call him and attention starved slut while the other 50% are coomers
>>66300236I was making a ben shapiro joke...
>>66300241oh haha basedkill yourself
someone give me attention pIease
>>66300247Let's say, hypothetically, I had a boyfriend. Now my boyfriend would like me, which means he would be sad if I killed myself, correct? Now then with that we can conclude that I should NOT kill myself because in the offchance that I do have a bf he would be sad.
WOOOOAHHH YEAH HAHAHHAHHAHA
>my feet aren't clean or shaved to take pics of and post
>>66300254please let me do things to you
>>66300254I wont give you (You)'s just because you asked nicely
>>66300179what?>>66300203I hope so :)
>>66300254How are you doing tonight anon? What brings you to r9gay?
>>66300257lost you at hypo poo
>>66300278I'm replying to you because you were the only nice one.I am drunk, horny and lonely. I am also trying not to be gay but that is another story.
I'm tired so I'm heading to bed now, sleep tight anons!
>you're doing great eire-anonI am going to masturbate though so people will hate me even though I brush my teeth because I am a coomer weirdo
>>66300300please die xxxx
>>66300297What did you drink anon? Are you gonna throw up tonight or are you just so-so drunk.
>>66300300Sweet dreams anon my food coma will set in soon so ill be good too
>>66300311No no, I am just normal drunk. which is still probably bad, but whatever. I am drinking beer, lager to be exact.
>>66300306>I am going to masturbate though so people will hate me even though I brush my teeth because I am a coomer weirdoYou can coom without being a coomer weirdo anon also double task brush teeth and polish knob at same time saves time
>>66300323Getting drunk of lager... I don't really like beer all that much. Maybe tripple can be nice but that's because it's pretty sweet. Stop trying to not be gay btw!
I hate europeans
>>66300337>Stop trying to not be gay btw!I feel guilty about it. Idk, maybe it's a topic for another day.
>>66300334>You can coom without being a coomerBut I do it in the night time and I do it in the morning and sometimes I do it during the day time>also double task brush teeth and polish knob at same time saves timeI live in my parents
>>66300364Oh well. If you don't wanna talk about it thats fine.
>>66300363>I hate europeansAnon you didnt need to say that, everyone hates europeans even other europeans
>>66300371>Oh well. If you don't wanna talk about it thats fine.post feet
>>66300363Americans are tsunderefags
>>66300385My feet are big and gross lol
Anons feet killed the thread rip in peaces and stink i guess
damn I'm bi but it feels like the more I suppress the gay the more gay I become. Please help I don't wanna lose my attraction to females :(
I want a robot bf why do I set myself up for failure like this
>>66300472They're gross little goblins and they'll never be attracted to you anyway so what's the problem?
I need a bf to force me at cock point to brush my teeth
>>66300472>the more I suppress the gay the more gay I become>Please help I don't wanna lose my attraction to females :(hmmm Anon do some gay let it out so it balances out gotaa do gay and straight shit in balance go be gay for aminute or you'll get pent up and be gay forever!
I want him to breed me again :( i can't wait
>>66300500desu when I have a balance of what I beat my dick too it feels more right, but if I exclusively go straight I get depresso.
I came all over my twink bf's feet againit's not my fault
>>66300483I'm attracted to them still :(
I want a robot boyfriend why do I set myself up for failure like this
>>66300537I'll be your robot boyfriend, I have nothing to live for.
>>66300532>>66300472just get a bichad bf and fuck girls together once in a while
most of you would probably turn your nose up a foot fetishist but most of you secretly would enjoy someone being so horny over you that just your feet alone would get them goingyou know it to be true. sad but cute gay retards.
>>66300539As long as you're not old or fat or ugly, sure
>>66300551I wouldn't mind if my fbf had a foot fetish, I'd take good care of them so he'd be happy.
>>66300524what a waste,cum goes inside the ass on on the mouth>>66300543>bichadbifags are all closeted pussies LMAO
>>66300560doesn't countyou're only saying this because you were prompted. you have to want your feet be fucked.
>>66300495>cock pointWhat does this mean anon? Left or right?
>>66300551>most of you would probably turn your nose up a foot fetishistbitch half of us are foot fetishists
>>66300576That's retarded and you're retarded. Good luck.
>>66300585cute xx>>66300583post feet
>>66300559>expecting someone who's not fat nor ugly on r9k on R9gayGO AWAY NORMIE
>>66300559Based gayanon you got discord?
>>66300605Its easy to not be fat but yeah ugly is expected here
>>66300605Actually, pretty robots are more autistic on the fact that they can't blame their looks for their social status. Their autism is so high it compensates for everything else they have going for them making them TRUE robots.
I need to see boyfeet immediately
>>66300618I do but I don't wanna post it in the thread
>>66300640lol thatS understandabLE I can seE why you wouldn't want People to have Your discord KNG#4138 ;)
>>66300656btw S & the KNG is only caps
>>66300656>its not double encrypted and backwards What a brainlet
give me the pussy https://youtu.be/QRjllL-MP0U
>>66300674hehe more frens for me
>>66300680We dont have pussy here heterofag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn7rg1DG3Yk
>>66300704Based anti vaginas homo
on 55th street you five me
>>66300704https://youtu.be/vEv4TEV3j80at least stop posting gay musicpost alpha music, like me
post feet https://youtu.be/VIpvbJAifoA
>>66300726>https://youtu.be/vEv4TEV3j80This song should be called Picky Bitch get bent, burnt and eat mud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnwZca8z9II
>>66300776rude. just... rude.why do you have to be so rude?
Got a sexy twink i know on my mind, and i get the feeling that he goes to 4chan because he's shy and socially awkward, but it's also cute as fuck.If youre posting here i hope youre having a good thanksgiving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd0Jq6jrYWwI love you
coomers btfo again and againi swear both of the OP images have been used in the last 6 months
>>66300891I just got a random picture I saw in the thread for the OP to make it as neutral as possible
>>66300913its okay just something i noticed
>tfw no max cherry bfhttps://youtu.be/tgw-G8IFAwo
>>66300891Anon if you are paying attention that much I may have a bad diagnosis for you Tism
>>66300949you think thats bad im posting in this thread even though im on vacation not posting much of course
https://youtu.be/mJ8AaxJswgM>tfw no gf to slow dance with
>tfw no big spoon thick wrist bf
>tfw no small spoon limp wristed bf
Why don't the "post feet" guy post feet?
If anyone wants a bf who looks kind of like Syd Barrett please let me know
Post cat. Cat is cute and based. Post cat
>tfw no gay boomer bf that makes me listen to his gay boomer music
my cat died probably should i get a new one or wait for her to come back
>tfw no gay indie bf that makes me listen to his gay indie music
>>66301358i meant when should i get a new one...
>>66300563>bifags are all closeted pussiesThis is a stereotype, I literally have the ability to be attracted to both.
>tfw no deaf bf so we can just sit in silence together
ill trade my hearing for a good bf probably...
>>66299917hey I am not gay but I want to just say that you shouldn't post pictures of kittens fighting like that because it sets a bad example.
>>66301390>dont worry you and me wont be alone no morevery gay indie music anon
>>66301390this anon has pretty good music taste.
>>66301430I know, it's great>>66301431Thanks :)
Smash or pass?
there are people out there that are uncomfortable with silence
>>66301468But why? you have light tinnitus or something?
what album should i listen to
>>66301468Silence makes me uncomfortable but only because it makes me worry that the other person is uncomfortable with silence for reasons that aren't worrying about me being uncomfortable with silence
>tfw unironic boomer music enjoyer
>>66301468what do mean uncomfortable?
>>66301496most boomer music is usually better than the shit we have now tho
>>66301508shit, replied to myself. meant for >>66301455
>>66301519Yeah 70s-80s is really good, lately I been listening to michael jackson
>saw cute guy irl >looked gay >approach him and say nice shirt >idk what to say, never done this before.jpg >he says thanks and looks away and moves on>feel like an unlovable piece of shit>tfw would date the first guy who showed any interest in me. anyone else down bad
>>66301486i didnt think i was uncomfortable with silence, but at the same time your post has made me reconsider. i have music playing probably 12 hours a day every day, sleep with rain sounds on, and have tinnitus>>66301517like if you're chilling with someone and it falls to silence, instead of just chilling together doing your own things without speaking, theyll make noises, or tap or something, or just waffle >>66301495true, but only for people that im not that close too, so i probably would force conversation in that situation
>>66301557Atleast you are trying dude
>>66301557not recently but one time I did the same except I wasn't loud enough and he never even turned around so I gave up and slithered away. at least you have the confidence to try anon.
>>66301584oh okay but i will stay silent anyways sucks for them
>>66301595when you have nothing to lose, not trying is just as useless as trying. eventually bein idle and not drawing attention to yourself gets old so you change it up and try the opposite. exploring all angels, why not.