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Cute anime girls edition.

Stop being gay.

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjeLHuexk0E

Previous thread: >>66970938
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I want some pasta for dinner
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It was funny for a while but you can stop pretending to be me now.
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Need an anon to pee in my butt uwu
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I actually cant message people on discord. the stress is overwhelming. Especially when im sent a joke. I have no idea how to respond. Do i "lol"? do i add on to the joke? I lose sleep over it. I'm starting to suspect i need meds
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>tfw fingers are cold
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How often do y'all find your straight friends have gay fantasies? I have comfy fantasies about being dominated/forced by a slender fembro even though part of me hates myself for it.
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>>66984315
Yeah, I feel this pretty hard
I honestly don't know how to have a conversation with people, I can't think of anything to say
But I'm literally quite badly mentally ill so maybe look into meds
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>>66984477
I made that post minutes before disaster. I sent "its your role to give me release" as a joke and it really annoyed him. I wish there was an entire field of study in science to understand awkwardness and cure it.
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>>66984456
>straight
>gay fantasies
Pick one.
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>>66984727
People are more complicated than you assume, anon.
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>>66984770
Complexity is gay
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>>66984770
If your sexuality is more complex than exclusively wanting to fuck the opposite sex then you aren't straight.
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>>66984796
This guy fucks and is cool
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im finally going to fap on cam with a boy when a year ago i was too much of a good boy to ever consider it. i thought it was sluts only.
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>>66984899
>i thought it was sluts only.
It is
fuck off
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>>66984097
can't we just dance together as a family for once
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ok but im smelly >~<
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>had the dream where I was in a loving relationship again
make it stop make it stop make it stop make it stop make it
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Thinken about Anon I used to talk to.
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>>66984097
>tfw no bf to go shooting with in the foggy morning
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>tfw thread just started
Nice.
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Ok guys, i'm ready for replying when you are... no hurry.
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>6'1
>just want to be held down and fucked while dressed in girl clothes
why? >_>
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to clarify from last thread, an ambush is a rather muscular trap
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I finally had a wet dream, but it was only half of a wet drram, I woke up right when it was happening, and it was related to porn instead of fucking, very disappointing
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-43 with the wind chill
Somebody just kill me.
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>>66986095
Perfect weather. I can warm you up instead.
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>>66986095
Actually *minus* 43? Are you inside a glacier?
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>>66986114
Northern Ontario, a glacier would probably be warmer.
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bored of living but i dont want to die..... what retard made it so you cant just turn life off peacefully...
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Is bisexuality even real or is it just a cope?
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>>66986122
Are you under blankets or freezing now?
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>>66986166
Why would it not be real?
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>>66986139
>bored of living
That's called depression. I recommend trying out some new hobbies to see if anything catches your interest.
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>>66986206
Idk I consider myself bi but when I took shrooms my brain said I'm gay. But I feely arousal to women is real. It's just I'm not really compatible with them.
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>>66986276
nothing will i already did everything i wanted to do... its all because life is too fucking long nobody needs that many years
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>>66986298
There's so much in this world that you don't know and haven't experienced. How could you possibly say that?
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I would never tell anyone I am bi if they knew me in person because it sounds gayer than saying you're gay, women don't want to date you if you're bi, and men don't either, unless they're actual whores who are just looking for a quick bang.
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>>66986344
Bi is another word for whore honestly.
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>>66986328
like what..? im probably not allowed to do any of that stuff anyways
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>>66986344
This
>>66986353
And this
I'm bi because I'm desperate.
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I hate how everything's been co-opted by trooners these days...
Traps aren't trans. Femboys aren't trans. Fucking crossdressers aren't trans.
I just wanna doll myself up and rail a slim bottom, leave me alone.
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>>66986166
Of course it's just cope, what else would it be?
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>>66986285
It sounds like you're bi but it doesn't really matter does it? Just date who you want to date. Don't do the OCD thing about needing a label that perfectly fits your individual experience.
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>>66986373
Rail me in a maid dress please
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>>66986398
Sin is sin. I don't want to go to hell though desu :(
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>>66986412
Go straight then?
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>>66986428
I'm trying but I hate women. I'm just incompatible with them.
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i met a guy from videogames (who basically became my e-bf) and he gave me a ton of attention id never gotten before. I used to be completely scared of people but he opened me up, the only problem being that hes bpd and obsessed with me and that we dont have that much in common. I feel bad because part of me knew that we weren't going to end up together. Now he's gained a ton of weight and I'm not attracted to him at all. I think I have to formally reject him but I'll feel so bad for him.
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>ex broke up with me before I could steal one of his hoodies
>stole his cologne instead and spray my bed with it every night
Can't outsmart ME, mister.
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>>66985888
if it makes you feel better thigh high socks and a dress are insanely comfy. I kind of wish kilts would come into fashion for men because it would be wonderful summer wear.
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one time he said I could warm him up, he was a cute 2000s looking emo with a hypnotic voice, shame I only knew him over the internet and I don't live in scotland
He has a bf now and doesn't talk to me anymore, I don't think he even really remembers talking to me. I'm pretty sure he's why I like being called names, he used to call me piggi and dogi. He kept calling me my old moniker even after no one else I interacted with knew it anymore.
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>>66986373
A man wanting to appear more feminine or take on a female role is transgenderism by definition.
Also, most of these young boys who you see wearing girl clothes and seeking attention online will take estrogen the second their neoteny starts wearing thin.
>B-but I'm one of the based ones. I hate those damn trannies.
Yeah, nobody has ever said that before then gone on to do something incredibly degenerate with themselves.
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>bought a laptop so i could parsec my gaming pc into my room
>bought a massive beanbag made of memory foam its so huge i can sleep in it
>shove it into the corner, wrap up in a blanket, and play porn game all night
>fall asleep to a centaur fucking my character
i have never slept so well in my entire life.
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how do i prevent getting a crush on a guy ive been lewd with online
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>>66986566
>neoteny
Bro I'm 28, if I was gonna troon out by now I would have.
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online crushes online bfs and online friends are so fake i cant even pretend to have them
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>>66986576
repression of feelings is never really good, it is honestly just better to pursue with honest intent and get rejected vs causing yourself mental illness on purpose.
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why does my penis look so freakishly big in the mirror ;_; why god why its not pretty at all
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>>66986604
if you want it to be small just buy like 20 dollars of estrogen online it will shrink within a week
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>>66986598
but i dont have a crush on him. although he is literally perfect and its only a matter of time probably
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>>66986581
You're still encouraging the behavior that leads directly to other people becoming trannies all while signaling against that inevitable outcome.
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>>66986625
I dont at all see the problem, why is it a bad thing for you to have a crush on him? What if he develops a crush on YOU
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>>66986595
they are like tulpas, not real, but the closest fascimile some can get, and thus what they reach for in desperation
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>tfw no Fetlife friends
The /d/ group is completely dead.
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>>66986581
>taking philo king seriously
>ever
hes an autisit larping as a /fit/ /pol/ poster because hes bored
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>>66986644
because i dont wanna get rejected (bad reason i know) and he lives really far away
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>>66986604
trade penis sizes with me then
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>>66986604
I can hide it in my mouth if you want
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>>66986658
follow me on this, if you pursue thinking you wont get rejected and things will go ok there is a chance it will. If you do get rejected it will not hurt a quarter as much as what you think it will.
Rejection isnt like depression it only last about a week
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>>66986655
i dont even have irl friends but ive still never wanted an online friend and online bfs are just online friends i dont care what they say
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>>66986670
i hate that you make sense so much
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burnt tortilla pizza
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>>66986700
Trust me its always worth pursueing with everything you got.
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ANON BEHIND YOU
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>>66986793
AHHHHHHHH HELP ME HES GOT ME OH GOD AHHHH
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>>66986811
Hey anon, why are you so scared?
I just want some help. Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
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>>66986811
what? i was joking anon... wtf
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>>66986575
What game? Tell me you have taste and it wasn't just CoC anon
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>>66986840
>What game? Tell me you have taste and it wasn't just CoC anon
Early access game called Cloud Meadows. You are a farmer/breeder/adventurer. Its actually a fun game even outside the sex scenes
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>>66986889
Oh right, that. I know about it, not my type
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>>66986900
you mentioned taste earlier, do you have any reccomendations? I mean you wouldnt just throw that out while not knowing of any games yourself right.....
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>>66986889
I wish my dick was that big
this is unoriginal
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imagine having cat ears
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>>66986919
Same, imagine cumming so much you could fill a milk jug
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>>66986915
Depending on how much you want it to be an actual "game", how much you are into furry things, whether you absolutely NEED to play as a human or have the options to bang humans.
I know of a few games and "games" but I would need to know what kind of person I am recommending them to so that way I don't just throw out something they don't want
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>>66986940
that would be pretty epic, that other anon told me eggs will help make my cooms bigger but they won't ever be that big, and that is saddening
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>ywn have a bf and tell him "wow that was alot!"
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>>66987095
>alot
It's two words - a lot - you dumb bitch.
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>>66987104
God forbid someone made a typo you donkey!
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>>66987104
you seem alot mad theyre
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>>66987104
>he goes to a lot to park his car
>he cares alot
:)
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the grocery store didnt have fresh cauliflower and it ruined my fucking mood
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>>66987229
good, you deserve to have your mood ruined you worthless piece of shit
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>>66987095
in what context would this be said?
also I use alot alot I dunno why they're so mad about it
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>>66987246
fuck you i deserve more you little bitch ass faggot suck my sweaty cock
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>>66987256
>in what context would this be said?
Well, uhh, you know, the uhh, you know...
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>>66987229
sorry that happened but cauliflower is a fucking terrible vegetable so I'm not that sorry
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>>66984097
>anime
kys seriously you agp faggot
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>>66987229
I'm sorry anon. Here, have some gay cauliflower.
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>>66987294
they actually had gay cauliflower but it was very little and overprized
>>66987292
its a good diet food though, im gonna make cauliflower rice and drown it in ketchup and bbq sauce
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i use riced cauliflower in a lot of my dishes
it tastes great, especially when seasoned.
where is this unjustified cauliflower hate coming from
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>>66987313
>>66987320
I agree, cauliflower is yummy,
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>>66987320
>meat with a thimble of not-meat
unga bunga, you sure is manly man man
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>>66987287
I honestly don't anon.
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>>66987313
>its a good diet food though
that's exactly why I'm so damn tired of eating it
>drown it in ketchup and bbq sauce
anon that probably offsets any health benefits of eating it in the first place
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>>66987360
Well, if two guys like each other very much you know, and one might put other's pp in his mouth and then, you know, thing happens and the first says "wow that's a lot!", you know?
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>>66987356
a bowl of cauliflower and eight or so asparagus spears is a thimble?
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>>66987362
the condiments are proportionally very little and you also wouldnt just eat plain rice
>>66987336
true, its one of those things i started liking when i cooked it myself. learning to cook makes you less of a picky eater.
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>>66987370
I think we're gonna have to show it in practice anon.
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>>66987370
Oh, now I get it. Thank you for clarifying anon! :3c
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>tfw delicious semen but nobody to taste it
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me approaching my bf
do you think he transilluminates or inculcates divinity into other guys?
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>>66987509
What does it taste like? I had a taste of umami and it's basically mine
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>>66987526
It's a bit sweet, with sort of a...yogurt-y tang? Idk what it really tastes like but it's good.
I only drink water, don't eat junk/fast food, and eat lots of fruit, so I guess it's a mix of that.
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>>66987564
Seems yummy. Can i have some?
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>>66987583
Absolutely, anon! My place or yours? Sadly I don't offer delivery.
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>>66987605
Yours. Hey, no worries, i'm already getting it from the tap.
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>tfw extremely bitter and thick semen that shoots out like an overpressured super soaker
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>>66987293
the guy who said he wanted to be an anime girl was probably not the real pk
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>>66987658
Enough to chew? That seems delicious.
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>>66987658
>pressure shot
Ever been to the arcade?
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>>66984195
You know Im actually 6 4 and I bet my book shelf has more philosophy books than yours.
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>>66987817
so are you a top or a bottom
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>>66987821
he's 6'4, what do you think?
nobody wants a bottom above 5'10
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>>66987848
I don't know, there are a lot of tall bottoms in these threads and it really grinds my gears!!
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Am I the only 25 year old queer with no life on r9k? Everyone I ever see is a child, not gay, or too successful to relate with.
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>>66987848
I think tall bottoms can be cute.
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>>66987848
>nobody wants a bottom above 5'10
>tfw 6'1" bottom
I'm still good, I swear!
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>>66987848
Ouch. Thats my fear.
>>66987821
Probably either but im way more submissive honestly. I hate that ill probably have to just get jacked and live vicariously through my partner.
>>66987856
I agree its pretty unnatural but I just want to be held by someone. Maybe I can find some 6' 6" giant to go around jogging people with.
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why would you you want a short bottom when you can have a tall one. you get more for the same price
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>>66987924
with a short bottom your dick doesn't have to travel as far to achieve the same effect
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>>66987817
>You know Im actually 6 4
Neat. So I am. How's being 6'4" for you?
> I bet my book shelf has more philosophy books than yours.
I bet it doesn't. Especially if we include digital bookshelves.
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>>66987862
Theres just more to love!
>>66987924
Exactly.
>>66987930
I dont know how deep you think a prostate is lol.
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>>66987984
>exactly
thanks for agreeing
>I dont know how deep you think a prostate is lol.
sounds like you would know heh
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>>66987848
>tfw 5'10
feels good.
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>>66987938
Its a mixed bag. I coulda been mad cute if I was shorter but I can mog people on the courts. I think people slightly respect me more but im a goober so that doesnt really matter.

Digital shelfs obviously dont count. Ive got so many basically identical Greek philosophy books there is no way you can compete. Ive got every Dostoyevsky book which you can argue doesnt count but my existentialism collection is alright without it.
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>>66988037
sorry i meant 5'10 and above
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>>66988052
>t. 5'10 and insecure
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>>66988067
He's 5'11 and angry at me
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>>66988079
why would he be angry at you :c
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>>66988036
You can find out for yourself anon! Could be fun
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>>66988099
Because i'm shorter than him
I just wanna be bottom bros :c
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>>66987765
I'm not sure anyone is thick enough to chew exactly, it's more like when you have a bad cold or sinus infection and you can feel that gloopy snot running down your throat. Except you're drinking and there's a lot more of it.

>>66987788
I love arcades and I actually used to work at one, but sadly we're well past the golden age and they're almost all gone now. Less arcades, fewer games, and lower quality too. It stinks.
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/r9gay/ your number one favourite song
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>>66988235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAsHVwl-MU4
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>>66988235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcDXpTa3g-U
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I miss my dad so much everything was better when I wasnt a Disapointment
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>>66988227
I actually got the hots from your description of your cum. Please pump some in me.
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Stupid whore go kys
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>>66988050
>Digital shelfs obviously dont count
Then you probably win because I do most of my reading digitally these days. Congratulations.
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>>66988235
>>66988267
Actually I think maybe this one instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Xju_5mepA
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>tfw 5'8 but I lie, intentionally slouch, and say i'm 5'7
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Too bad your face is ugo
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>tfw 6'0 but wear boots and stand up straight so I tell people I'm 6'1
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>>66988325
>tfw 5'9 and stand proud
No point in slouching
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who cares about your stupid height
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>>66988235
https://youtu.be/WrXwXuhRo9Q
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>>66988353
Bottoms are obsessed with height.
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Lets talk about dick sizes you stupid hedonistic pigs
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>>66988398
>tfw definitely above average but tell people it's average so I can exceed expectations
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>>66988443
>tfw barely average and tell people I'm barely average then feel crushed at their disappointment
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>>66988235
i cant post my favorite song because its done by a furry artist and youre going to think im a furry when im not a furry
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>>66988398
>tfw small and love the size difference and teasing
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>>66988491
just post it you fucking furry
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please call me chad during sex
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>>66988235
it changes every so often but I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM
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>>66988398
>tfw above average but penis looks big on my small body
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>>66988555
Tell me you're a top
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>>66988571
i'm a bottom sorry :C
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>>66988582
It's okay. :c
Two bottoms can frot right?
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there are too many horny bottoms in this thread right now -.-
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>>66988587
And what are (you) gonna do about it mr?
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>>66988252
nice I like it anon
>>66988267
nice.. feels like i moved into a home and own zero belongings.
>>66988315
reminds me of Bob Dylan, its alright to be undecided it is a tough question.
>>66988374
really good!
>>66988541
woah hot damn, that is good.
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>>66988601
nothing because im neither horny nor a bottom
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Why can't I have a harem of horny r9g bottoms.
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>>66988622
aw, low libido tops are so pitiful
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Why can't I have a single r9g bottom to love and cherish.
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>>66988303
Thank you. Dont ask me how many I have read though. Wasnt it Glaucon who said it was better to seem than to be?

I just like collecting books but yeah reading on a tablet is pretty convenient when you can find most books for free.
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>>66988642
i dont have a low libido silly
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wish I didn't have a size difference kink, dating would be a lot easier then U-U
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>>66988660
Prove it. I'm right here.
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Why can't I be completely alone and never have to interact with another person in any capacity for the rest of my life
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>tfw no prince who invites me to his royal bed and sobs into my chest while I try to comfort him in an extremely cringey and awkward manner
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>>66988666
In height?
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>>66988667
why? because a bottom told me to?
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>>66988685
yes, surprisingly I don't care about penis size
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>>66988688
To show you can put one in its place. You're gonna let me order you to do things?
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>>66988541
WAIT A MINUTE
ACT 3 IS OUT?!
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>>66988725
if he puts you in your place, he's still obeying your orders
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>>66988679
I'm not really a prince but I am pretty good at crying
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>>66988725
>You're gonna let me order you to do things
sure, try me bitch
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>>66988541
>>66988729
Oh it's only a pair of singles... disappointing.
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>>66988729
Nope, but there are two songs from it.
Hold back the night and this city made us
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I need go kill myself so badly. I hate my stupid Life
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>>66988742
What if i order you to cuddle with me?
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>>66988739
Yeah that's good enough, the goal would be to get you to stop crying eventually though, so keep that in mind.
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>>66988766
id wait for you to come to me and snuggle into my arms
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SHUT ZE FACK YOU stupid RETARDS
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I'VE GOT THIS BURNIN' LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHIN' BUT GASOLINE
AND WITH A SPARK IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'RE EVER SEEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA
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>>66988800
I thought I was the only who liked this music.
I bet we would probably hate each other irl though.
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>>66988800
>tfw no bf to get drunk and sing along to light up the night with
Thanks anon I didn't realise I felt this
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>>66988819
>>66988836
Hope rides alone, anon.
We are the dead.
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Does anyone else just wanna brutally murder someone in the worst way possible or is that just me?
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Does anyone else just wanna get brutally spooned by a tall dutch guy in the best way possible or is that just me?
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>>66988880
No I am with you anon, let's team up
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>>66988725
not him but please fuck, let the universe hand me a bossy bottom bitch who slaps me and tells me to get the groceries and to stop idly being there. someone who makes me look down in fear, and is clearly the man of the house. but also the life of any social gathering event whose lead if follow, and if I mess up they give me a glare like im gonna get it tonight.
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>>66988679
please elaborate on what this cringey and awkward manner would be like.
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>>66988880
You're not the only murderous lunatic out there, but plase consider trying therapy and meds before ruining your life doing something stupid.
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>>66988915
>let the universe hand me
I bet you don't realize how that sentence perfectly summarizes your problems
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>>66988931
Not knowing what to do or say, just loosely holding him and cooing over and over that it's okay because in his delicate condition anything else could come off as pushy at best and a false platitude that prompts a spiral at worst.
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>>66988760
>I hate my stupid Life
That's because you've never had sex or any sort of intimacy with another guy ever. You wouldn't hate your life so much if you actually took your sexuality out of the lonely realm of ideas and actually experienced some homo.
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>>66988677
>Why can't I be completely alone
You can. I mean, I bet that's how you've lived your life so far.
The thing is, doing so will make you extremely miserable. I bet you are miserable at this very moment, and your loneliness is to blame
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>>66988975
Sounds more effective and thoughtful than most attempts to make people feel better to be fair
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>>66988975
sounds very dreamy anonkun
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I hate all of you, you stupid bifags
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>>66988278
Why, he was a cunt to you
>When I wasn't a disappointment
Lol so never? Listen, why did you drop out anyway? Were you paying for college? Now that's a waste of money.
You live by yourself now. This is a blessing in disguise, anon. You can host. Please go date someone and bring them over. Enough excuses, just do it.
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>>66989036
I find women repulsive
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>>66988958
satan works in mysterious ways anon, are you the one I am looking for?
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>>66988290
I have cock snot for you right here anon..
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>>66989054
I meant that nothing will be "handed" to you on a plate as you sit your ass in your room crying about loneliness and looking for someone in the worst possible way: anonymously.
This is the very nature of your troubles. You haven't realized yet that you either get your ass out there and fight very hard to find a bf, or you'll remain sad and alone.
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>>66989093
idk if you realize it anon, but i am masturbating to your words. i need you to be bossier though, maybe a little meaner
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>>66989007
>>66989020
Thank you, I've been in this position before and comforting someone who's really upset is so hard. There's a dichotomy between venting and solution, but when it gets to the point of crying I lose the thread. Should I just... rub your back? Do you need a hug? But maybe that would trigger self-loathing or something and you don't think you deserve a nice warm, gentle hug.
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>>66989116
Anon, we're having a decent thread today, please be better than responding to it
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>>66989127
He knows what he's doing.
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>>66989121
No.. Hugging and back rubbing suffices, maybe stroking my hair. And then I will fall asleep hugging and wake up feeling better.
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>>66989116
So I suppose that, in the end, you don't really want a bf that much.
Whatever your priorities lie, being a lonely celibate is on top of the list.
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>>66989121
I can only speak for myself but if I'm at the point where I can't keep my composure then a hug is the best and really only thing for it
If one is held and feels safe and protected then any turbulent emotions will abate
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>>66989155
fuck please lecture me senpai
>you chastise me
>sit my ass on the couch and wave your finger at me while you say this
>i look down and cannot make eye contact with you
>while I feel hopeless you keep hammering me with insults and useful advice
>i get horny and begin saying what you want to hear submissively
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Where's peeanon
I got a nice warm load with his name on it
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>>66987861
Well, yeah, duh. That's what you get for being an incel.
You want a life? Start by having a date, dude. Have you ever kissed someone before?
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>>66989144
I guess this is at least a kind of amusing way of dealing with it but still, it's better to just ignore it
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>>66989212
I hear this guy >>66989220 really loves piss roleplay, you should do it with him while peeanon isn't around
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>>66989127
So that's your idea of a good thread? One where you get to distract yourself from the reality of being a celibate who's actively harming himself with conspicuous amounts of loneliness?
You're doing this to yourself, dude. What's stopping you from using dating apps and having a date this weekend?
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>>66989149
>>66989176
My ex was bipolar and this kind of thing tended to snowball, so thank you for being so reassuring.

Being a loving and supportive partner is the goal, and hopefully it is for you too. Please keep in mind that everyone appreciates a little love. Most of all the ones that don't *need* it, like a slowly wilting desert flower that's suddenly relieved from the drought.
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>>66989278
Oh, figures
Why the hell are you here?
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>>66989262
>exclaimed the bossy bitch
>while i reach between my thighs to pull out a whopping 9 inch phallus
>i couldnt resist myself but to masturbate while you glare at me shouting those words
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>>66989238
That would be cheating, as a monogamous gay man my love is reserved for peeanon
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>>66989203
Is that all you can do? Role-play virtual sexual scenarios that only exist in your head? Is that the full extension of your sexuality?
If you took all that horniness to the dating apps, you could actually meet someone nice and at the very least live an experience.
So why don't you do it? What's stopping you? Is it the autism?
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>>66989308
I'm sorry, but peeanon is dead
It's time to move on and find a new lover
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>>66989300
I wish you would do something with your sexuality other than anonymous shitposting.
You wouldn't be so miserable if you did
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>>66989323
Unfortunate
Hue can I piss in your mouth while you give me life advice
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>>66989313
>i look at you autismaly
>my raging hard-on lubricating the seat
>i cup my head and cum while it sprays in all directions as a result
>i run to my bedroom and slam the door shut in embarrassment
>still thinking about all the nasty things you said that got me hot
>dating apps he said
>i blush at the thought and begin stroking once more
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>>66989351
Yes you can you filthy incel but please begin by responding to one of my other posts rather than this one
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>>66989351
>piss in your mouth while you give me life advice
kek, why does this sound so fucking hot
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>>66989299
I'm gay and on 4chan for like 15 years, so I make gay threads to support the boys.
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>>66989351
Unlike you I'm actually in a monogamous relationship and I don't like piss play unless I'm the one peeing, of course.
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>>66989366
>you seriously need to consider downloading grindr and *glub glub glub*
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>>66989363
I don't even reply to your dumb posts except this one so no, now open up
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>>66989352
I only wish you leave the incel hole one day. I doubt you'll find any happiness in it.
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>>66989385
Sorry anon I've decided that I have better things to do than talk to anons on r9gay
Oh what am I saying hue would never say that, you got me
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>>66989382
Top fucking kek, fuck..
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>>66989394
>I hear these words and cry solemn tears, then cum
thanks darling, i will take into consideration
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>>66989308
How can you be monogamously in a relationship with peeanon despite his constant cheating?
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>>66989399
I got played, life as a gay man is so difficult
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>>66989399
Well you won't find me here after dark, so make sure to enjoy the thread during the weekend instead of going out and dating, like you should be doing for years now.
Do you have any intention of getting better, at all?
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>>66989436
It's not you, it's me
Namely me wanting someone taller, and perhaps more philosophical
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>>66989420
Will you?
My biggest fear is thst you'll only realize your mistake after it's too late, when you're 40+ and have yet to start dating. Or as we call it, a future creep in the making
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>tfw no bf to grab your face like this and call you a big dumb cute retarded idiot
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>>66989459
Fucking retard gorilla dipshit piece of shit stupid faggot
Sorry was that too harsh
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holy fuck.. that was hot, please anon pinch my cheeks
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>>66989479
oh god oh fuck I'm sorry I don't known my own strength
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its good to know that there are people who are into having their face tugged, pulled, and played with
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Haha got your nose anon
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>>66989512
kek, close enough. now I can be blindfolded for life like a badass
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>tfw no bottom bf that makes fun of other bottoms
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>tfw no vandal savage bf to conquer the world leave it on fire and venerate you with massive statues
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>>66989278
>*need* it, like a slowly wilting desert flower that's suddenly relieved from the drought
very well put. this very much.
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I wish I was a caveman who had been alive from the dawn of humanity, that would be pretty cool, wouldn't even need the bf to be honest. I'd just try to guide humanity in a direction I like though, not set the world on fire.
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>>66989773
sounds like something vandal savage would say. honestly if no one got in his way he would probably better humanity.
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>>66989753
Would you allow me to water you, anonymous?
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>>66989821
you reminded me to drink water. sure thing anon, please let this not be RPee
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>tfw no angel dust bf
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>tfw I'm less of a desert flower and more of a cactus
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>tfw no /co/ bf
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>tfw no /k/ bf
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>tfw no /po/ bf
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>tfw no /Iit/ bf
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>tfw no mongolian basket weaving forum meme bf
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>tfw no /r9g/ bf
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>>66989829
What's your favorite kind of flower?
What kind would you identify as?
What kind of guys do you like?
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>>66989893
I could have had this but he seemed like a spook that lived in the beltway
Please don't look like a spook even if you are one.
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>>66989960
how did he seem like a spook?
I think everyone looks like a spook, I'm worried if I ever tried to get a bf they would kill me in my sleep
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>>66989936
tough question anon, my favorite has always been the rose. yellow roses in particular. but i am not good enough to be a rose. i would like to be a sunflower but not optimistic enough to follow the sun. i guess a dandelion, common, and easily can wither away.
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>>66989922
Wish i had one to tell me if i should by Finnegans Wake.
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>>66989936
how about you anon, what do you like the most? and what would you identify as.
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>>66990000
*buy
Double dub quads and i shit it with a typo.
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>>66989984
He just made himself very hostile online. I really wanted to get to know him better but man, just hostile and standoffish. We couldn't talk about anything besides guns.
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>flowers
>reading books


wow you guys really are some queers.

I kid, I'm just too scared of getting outted to care about such things so I have to pretend to be another gruff male.
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>tfw no longer sure if there's even a real person behind my hostile standoffish exterior
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>tfw no softie bf who's scared of being soft around people
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>>66989996
>>66990008
Oddly enough I was also going to choose the dandelion. Resilient, loves the wind, makes good tea. I love sunflowers but I wouldn't identify as one.

Asking because I like prettyboys and spooky skeletons that survive off of water and sunlight.
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>>66990044
I can't talk about anything at all, I don't have enough life experience or books read to pull from.
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>>66990055
>I kid, I'm just too scared of getting outted to care about such things so I have to pretend to be another gruff male.
I used to be the same
>football
>6'2
>weightlifting
>drinking beer and working manual labor 60 hours a week
>REPRESSSING
turns out what i thought was bullying was just banter and nobody actually cared if i liked videogames or taking it up the ass.
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>want to be a gruff male
>am a fragile neet instead
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>bought hissmith because i get tired of bouncing off my dildo in the shower
>lay down on my tum
>turn the dial
>on the slowest setting its perfect
>cum buckets into my towel
>stop because the dildo that comes with it is fucking awful
Man they really gota stop these "textured" dildos from being a thing.
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>>66990000
>tfw nobody answers :c
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>>66990066
yes i am practically a skeleton who survives off photosynthesis. but i am not a pretty boy *sigh*
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>>66990089
I live with family who hate gay people, and I have to constantly agree that we should all be shot. I die a little inside every time I do
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>>66990113
Macho dudes go into 2 categories
>macho because its fun
>macho because they are fucking terrified and are protecting themselves.
also dont you worry you will escape neetdom someday and be happy
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>>66990128
sorry darling D: buy it! books! More books! Build a library hoard of books!
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>>66990137
>I live with family who hate gay people, and I have to constantly agree that we should all be shot. I die a little inside every time I do
Ohhh ya my dad and mom are the same lol. Once i moved out it took me years to relax as well so i understand. Do what you got to do to survive anon and dont fall for the "come out of the closet" meme until your family is not in a position of power over you.
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>>66990127
I like going slow with butt stuff too it's way more stimulating than going fast.
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>>66990130
Anon I said AND. Let me be the judge, I'm sure you're great. What kind of area are you from?
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>>66990078
Yeah I get that, I should talk to him again it was fun and maybe I was expecting too much out of internet chat.
I'm not that interesting but he thought I was. Feel bad for ghosting him.
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>>66990167
the moment you go fast it just numbs. On the slowest setting im in paradise
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>>66990130
>skeleton
>Not a pretty boy
Skin care routine, taking care of your hair, and some light exercise. After that just take pictures in the correct lighting and you are a pretty boy.

You need to keep in mind that all the qt boys online look extremely average the moment sunlight hits them. Applies to models as well which is why so much work goes into presentation
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>>66990163
Not sure it could be called a book. Are you familiar with it?
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>tfw keep buying books but I'm too lazy/adhd to read them, in fact now I'm worried I'm just buying them because they look sophisticated on the self.
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>>66990212
>buy horde of books
>ok im not going to read them
>i guess i will donate them to the library :D
>the library does not take book donations and is infact mad at you for dumping your load on them
hmmmm
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>>66990175
>ghosting
you're pretty scary anon
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I wish I had a po box I'd accept book donations but you gigafaggots would probably send dildos and ieds
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>>66990171
it is a wasteland, i wish i was larping but the following is factual.
>dry barren wasteland
>population: tumbleweeds
>bandit turf so we keep firearms when the freaks come out at night
>cougars and kay-yotes attack your pets or farm critters if you do not secure them
>mountains, rocky looking mountains and lots of dust
>the worst part is always looking on the ground to make sure there arent any scary bugs
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>>66990236
>ieds
>implying im going to spend my time making bombs
I dont think even the most isolated neet on /r9k/ is as autistic and stupid as the unabomber.

You would more likely get some guy stuttering and asking you for a hug
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>>66990236
dildoes much welcome, but the latter.. just as welcome
>>66990202
no i am not familiar sorry, will google it
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>>66988398
>tfw small and I hate it cause I'm supposed to be a top
>manlet too
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>>66990217
Dump both your load of books and other kind for me please
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>tfw can't even use a dildo because of hemorrhoids.
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>>66990262
There has to be at least one who is.
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>>66990268
im 6'2 with 7inches of dick and my last boyfriend was 5'6 with about 5inches but thats because he was chubby lol.

Him topping worked fine its just not like in porn we had to find the right positions. Point being if your boyfriend likes you he will still enjoy it alot
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>>66990200
i will do that, but not the presentation part. will try to find the ugliest angles possible and if i succeed with that then cool.
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>>66990264
Give me a new veredict after you do
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>tfw ywn have a smol pp top bf and ride him
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>>66990246
Hmm... sierra-nevada?
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>>66990236
I'll send a confetti IED
You'll be cleaning for ages
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>>66990303
it would slip out so much...
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>>66990325
>it would slip out so much...
reverse cowgirl works fine especially if you can kegal hard
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Non-furries what would you do if you found out a guy you liked fapped to furry porn?
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>>66990351
>Non-furries what would you do if you found out a guy you liked fapped to furry porn?
I wouldn't really care
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>>66990301
yes anon, i recommend it. personally i would buy nonfiction, but because autismal. But yes it looks like a good read, very brainy though..
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>>66990351
I would be glad because that means he has no standards and I have a chance
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>>66990351
I guess it would go into my arsenal of things to tease him about but it wouldn't matter that much
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>>66990351
I would try to find a way to please him
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>>66990246
>>66990313
Regardless if you live in the US it's doable.
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>>66990313
yes.. yes you can say that
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>>66990325
I'd make sure it wouldn't!
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>>66990368
Check a preview of it.

it's almost drivel getting it probably tho
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>>66990402
you would not like me anon
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>>66990448
Don't tell me what I do or don't like when you still haven't told me what YOU like.
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>>66990351
I'm not a furry and I have fapped to furry porn.
I actually really want too rn because I have not fapped in a while.
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>>66990472
fine-fine-fine.. you first
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>>66990474
desu i like alot of gay furry porn as well it can be pretty good
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>>66990351
Sounds fun for both of us tbhesu
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>>66990490
I told you! I like skinny guys, preferably kind of shy and nerdy though. Which are standards that you clearly meet.

Please don't waffle and just say you're fine with anyone who's nice out of desperation.
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>>66990500
unironically they consistently make the best porn out of the west
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>>66990055
>scared of getting outted
Why? Do you rely on homophobic people to pay your bills?
Life outside of the closet is better.
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>>66990137
I think being true to yourself is very important, anon. You shouldn't have to agree with them when they spill homophobia.
What do you think they would do if they found out? Haven't you ever touched the subject of "what if gay kid" with them?
If you have a concrete plan to escape their claws in a near future, great. But if you don't, you really shouldn't stop living your life because of them. Just go date another discreet closet case on the low.
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>>>/fit/65143959
My goal is to be able to do this.
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>>>/fit/65143959
I look like this now except with some moderate love handles and beer belly
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>>66990601
>breathes in
brace yourself anon
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>>66990601
nvm. let us just say there is a lot.. but i think the cons are greater and i am insufferable. i am no good anon.
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>>66990909
>>66990948
I hate to shout but TALK TO ME. I'm bailing to nap in a couple minutes. This post is your last chance for what may end with love.
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>>66990981
FINE DAMNIT!
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>>66990603
They really do especially because most gay art is
>femboy
>crossdresser
>Trap
>shemale
furrys are the few western artist who even do bara or animated gifs, god bless them
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>>66990986
plum#7184
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>>66991008
hi plum
smile
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>>66991008
fine.. just get some rest do not be surprised if it takes me forever to get over my fear of trying.
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guys do you have any dildo reccomendations? all the ones i buy amazon are so rough they hurt my butt
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>>66991050
get a crystal or glass dildo from etsy
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>>66991042
I would appreciate you doing it now
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>>66991000
I am at times occasionally upset that my body will never look as hot as some of the bara furries I have fapped too
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>>66991117
oh brother.. cmon man, i do not respond well to pressure
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>>66991117
can we do this tomorrow anon?
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>>66991132
>I am at times occasionally upset that my body will never look as hot as some of the bara furries I have fapped too
Same, the only way to even get close is an incredibly detailed roid routine along with so much nutrition and physical discipline you have no time for anything.
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>>66991203
aw man thats lucky i wish i had that
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>>66990851
>Straight and homophobic
/fit/ is a joke
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>>66991221
desu.. nothing ever happened as much as it almost could have. i tried but there was always a cockblock.
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>>66991243
I dunno what's a joke about that, I'm also straight and homophobic but I don't look nearly as good.
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>>66991000
Maybe stop masturbating to cartoons
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>>66991251
Lame ive had that happen especially when i was in college. A girl really wanted me to be her "gay friend" and would just follow me around like a lost dog. The one time i was having a good conversation with another guy that was leaning towards getting coffee she ruined it
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>>66991262
>Maybe stop masturbating to cartoons
>2d
>cartoons
what are you 90? go back to the retirement home old man lol
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>>66991260
You are the joke, actually
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>>66991281
>>2d
>>cartoons
Yes exactly.
You're a virgin who wastes his libido with cartoons. Calling me old doesn't make it ok.
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>>66991270
pisses me off, in my case it was another dude who assumed he was straight and practically barged and killed it.
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>doctor gave me adhd medication
>day 2
>i forgot to eat
woops
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>>66991316
relax old man ok? hey shouldnt you be visiting the graves of your friends lol
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>>66991291
that's pretty mean, gaynon
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>>66991363
It's what you deserve for calling yourself both "straight" and "homophobic" in a gay thread of all places
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>"straight" and "homophobic"
hot
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>>66991446
Wait a sec, this is the gay thread?
I'm confused...
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>>66991325
i get really anxious if i don't eat when i take my concerta.
might be because both concerta and fasting increase your adrenaline, iirc anxiety and adrenaline are related.
note: i'm not a physician, so i could be wrong.
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you hurt me and i'm not going to forget it
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>>66991482
anxiety often causes you to start having adrenaline so i bet you you're right desu
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>>66991334
Shouldn't you be having sex instead of raping your dick beating off to cartoons?
As if porn wasn't bad enough
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>>66991513
Grandpa how come you are so angry about 2d images? They can't hurt you
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>>66991513
I'll agree porn in general is bad.
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>>66991538
its because you jerk off 40 times a day huh
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>>66991525
I'm not, it's just not very healthy to masturbate to them. Are you trying to fuck up your sexuality beyond repair? As if it wasn't fucked enough already
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>>66991538
One of the worst things about porn is how much it differs from real life sex.
Now imagine cartoon porn... It's like porn on steroids.
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>>66991563
Believe it or not, I don't.
>>66991603
I think 3d porn is probably more damaging because unless you're actually a delusional autist, it's very easy to make the separation that they're cartoon characters, whereas with porn with real people in it, the separation from reality is not so obvious
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>>66991603
exactly, it's erotic material that isn't bound by real world limitations.
you could put your imagination into physical form with pen and paper.
as such you're able to have the perfect piece of content to suit your interests and sexual preferences.
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>>66991584
>>66991603
>>66991709
you guys are extremely autistic, you should try going outside
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>>66991806
no.. i dont think we should
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>>66991833
go outside go outside also bundle up because its cold and i dont want you to get sick! Here i made you a scarf and some gloves along with these wool socks and wool underwear
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>>66991709
>it's very easy to make the separation that they're cartoon characters
It's so easy to make the separation that your brain is sending blood to your dick and making you orgasm.
Don't be delusional. You're literally feeding your sexuality with a source of unreal images that can never be backed up by reality.
Just remember there are consequences for everything. Your mind won't escape unscathed from literal years of masturbation to cartoons.
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>>66991924
oh anon.. i.. you are wonderful.. ok but what do i do? i am only gonna sit down in the front yard and play with twigs and rocks
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>>66991770
>the perfect piece of content to suit your interests and sexual preferences.
If you have any intentions of having real life sex at some point, that could ruin it. There's no perfection to suit your every desire in real life, anon. You're not perfect yourself like the cartoon characters you fap to. Remember that.
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>>66991978
>oh anon.. i.. you are wonderful.. ok but what do i do? i am only gonna sit down in the front yard and play with twigs and rocks
I didnt think that far ahead
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>>66992000
it is ok.. at least i played outside.. how about some hugsies and hot coco i will make you sandwiches
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>>66992013
>it is ok.. at least i played outside.. how about some hugsies and hot coco i will make you sandwiches
ok i've fallen for you
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>>66991806
Go outside and do what you fucking retard.
>>66991934
I can jack off to images in my head too, I don't get what point you're trying to make?
Even if what you're saying was true, what now, you say my mind will be scarred beyond repair, so what's the solution there?
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>>66992032
>>66992013
I'm baffled and saddened by how you guys seem to be satisfied with this anonymous play pretend that never goes anywhere.
Wouldn't you want to know what these things feel like in real life?
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>>66992032
>ok ive fallen for you
oh no.. anon.. why u do this to me
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>>66992094
relax anon its on par with flirting IRL its just a nice little thing, not everything is something so deep you need to pretend to be some father figure guiding everyone lol
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>>66992094
no, because no!
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>>66991980
i am aware, i even have two documented flaws on state record.
i'm lazy, i'm chubby, i'm awkward, i'm an airhead, i have poor memory, i'm clumsy, i'm nervous, so on and so forth.
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>>66992046
>What's the solution
Stop consuming porn altogether, stop wasting your libido with lonely self abuse, and instead go date people irl and have real life sex.
It's so fucking obvious.
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Jesus Christ I look away from this thread for half an hour and you start replying to normalfags again
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>66992155
I don't know how I keep falling for hueposts
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>>66992192
As long as you aren't doing it on purpose it's fine but please hone your pattern recognition anon
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>goes to Peruvian gaucho cow farming forum
>demands everyone to download tinder and grindr
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>>66992114
>its on par with flirting IRL
No it's not. Flirting in real life can actually lead to something real, from a friendship to a relationship or even just a casual encounter.
But flirting anonymously isn't even "flirting" to begin with. Two faceless strangers talking into the void. It will never go beyond that.
And somehow, you keep trapped in here wasting the little sexual energy you have with these fruitless interactions that will die with the thread.
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>>66992224
The thought process is really simple
>I enjoy shitting on lonely autists
>therefore I will find somewhere lonely autists congregate and shit on them
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>>66992135
None of that matters if you put yourself out there and tried real life dating because other people are just as flawed as you.
It becomes a problem only when you start demanding for perfection
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>>66992211
It's hard to recognize through text :(
The only times I realize he's posting is when he gives the standard
>have sex incel
response
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Thoughts?
https://beyondhighbrow.com/2018/04/25/is-it-true-that-some-old-gay-men-wear-diapers-because-of-anal-sex/
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>>66992192
I gave you the perfect answer to your problems, and that's how you react?
Would you rather have a real sex life or keep masturbating to drawings indefinitely?
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>>66992224
If there's one thing that can save these incels, it's those apps.
I'm preaching hope and salvation.
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>>66992272
i've tried IRL dating a few times, it was fun but didn't go anywhere further than just the dates.
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>>66992280
It's reality accept it Sluts suffer consequences
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>>66992279
Well, looks like there are still some yards that continue doing so willingly, so whatever
I'm out, have a good day to you and literally nobody else in this shithole
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>>66992318
You're trying to tell me that you actually had irl dates before?
And how was that experience? Why did you stop trying? How far did you go?
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i wish i never met you
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>>66992334
Bye, virgin, you won't be missed until you leave the cave and have sex.
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>>66992342
But you never did
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I have to peeeeee anon help me please
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>>66992249
im not reading all of that just because you are in a bad mood today
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>>66992249
Give me a full head of hair and I'll act the way I do online in real life. I will not bother otherwise.
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>>66992419
you could try rogaine and if you want a more dangerous method you could HRT for 6 months but tthen you get tits
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>>66992392
and i need a refill, so get started already
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>>66992419
I'm bald too and that never stopped me from finding love.
Stop sabotaging yourself and go try
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>>66992414
Do you really need to be told that flirting anonymously is no flirting at all?
Go flirt in real life for once in your life
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>>66992466
you want to drink my....my pee?
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>>66992341
it was fun and exciting meeting and talking to new people.
i haven't really stopped trying, more just that there isn't a good flow in the conversations when i'm chatting with a lot of the guys i match with so we end up without anything to chat about and it doesn't go anywhere from there.
as i said it was just dates, didn't get to kissing, or sex. tbdesu i'd prefer going on 2-3 dates with a guy and getting to know him a little before we get to sex.
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>>66992327
Do not think you need to be a slut to end up like that.
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>>66992280
That's why frotting is the best gay sex act.
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>>66992493
Lets put that on hold for a second. I always like to know the motivation of guys like you because you are often interesting.

What is your motivation for trying to save online anons right now? You have a very tough love vibe
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I am so tired reading you disgusting faggots
SHUT ZE FACK UP
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>>66992516
Frot only guys are uncommon.
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>>66992513
Except that someone that exclusively does anal with random guys, without getting tested for STD's and probably did poppers is a slut.
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>>66992508
>didn't get to kissing
How fucking lame.
Well but there it is, the solution to your incel problem. Keep doing what you were doing. Try again. Try harder. Try more. I too don't like having sex at the first date, but kissing is a must. Kissing is how you know if you two have chemistry.
You know, whenever incels talk about their past dating attempts but don't even mention all the anxiety and fear that comes with it. I mean, you're supposed to be socially inept, right? But you described dating as fun and exciting, like.... What the hell, if it's so fun and exciting why did you stop doing it?
If conversations are dying, water them. It's like a little plant. Meet up as soon as possible. Everything exclusively online is bound to fizzle out quick.
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>>66992513
You need to take conspicuous amounts of dick for decades and decades. Way more dick than a single lover would be able to provide.
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>>66992578
What about a lot of anal with just one guy? Would it not lead to the same result?
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how come so many gay dude have erectile dysfunction?
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Anal sex is like any indulgence... not too often and a little at a time.

The greeks are known for their love of tiny penises, and imo it's because anal sex is much less harmful with a small peen. Personally i only allow things that are the same thickness or less than my poops to go in ny butt. This means about standard hot dog thickness or less, and theres really not that many guys with dicks that little unfortunately.
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>>66992563
True, but exclusive anal is only good for pissing off abrahamics, but is a C tier sex act with high STD risks.
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>>66992525
It's called gay empathy. Context, anon. I'm not over the other threads telling hetero incels to have sex.
For gay incels, that is a real possibility. And yes, being a celibate is a considerable portion of your problems. Having a sex life won't cure you, but it will surely make your life better and more enjoyable.
It pains me to see gays harming themselves with sexual repression, all the more since internalized homophobia is very much likely the culprit.
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>>66992627
>but is a C tier sex act
Said the virgin who hasn't tried it
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>>66992592
Hue, what are you doing to work on your mental health? You don't want to be on SSRI's forever, do you? You know they stop working eventually, right?

You know if you keeping upping the dose because you can't cope with yourself, you get early onset dementia, right?

I'm curious how you're improving ypur mental health so you can get off SSRI's. You have so much good advice about other things.
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>>66992622
We call them "bottoms" anon.
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>>66992649
Ah well thats pretty nice of you even if you are slightly crazy. Also i have had sex i just like to browse /r9gay/ because everyone here is cute to me
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>>66992627
Could you grade your top 5 favorites from A to E?
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told you never to trust anyone who says cute
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How important is height and weight for you?
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>>66992280
>receivers problems
feels good to be top men
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>>66992607
>A lot of anal
Anon, the type of guy who ends up in diapers is doing anal nearly everyday, probably more, for decades.
There's no couple on earth, gay or straight, who keeps that frequency of intercourse. Maybe in the beginning, the first three months, but that's it.
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>>66992501
well it'd be a waste otherwise wouldn't it
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>>66992715
>height
not really
>weight
as long as it's somewhat around average weight i don't care (ie not obese and not anorexic)
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>>66992693
Basically any sex act that can only be done by two men instead of straight sex, but it pisses off the Abrahamics.
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>>66992684
>Also i have had sex
So? Tell us all about it. Do you actually have a dating life or it was a one time thing?
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>>66992742
>as long as
It's easier to say you care about weight and leave it at that
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>>66992773
I am not joining your fed op kike satanist glowing reptoid terror cult do not come to my house I will run you over with my parent's car
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>>66992749
>So? Tell us all about it. Do you actually have a dating life or it was a one time thing?
I've had a boyfriend in the past but he joined the military at 25 so we ended it because
>military relationships lol
one night stands arent all that interesting, i usually have someone lay on their stomache while i sit on their thighs with my dick between their ass cheeks. Then i massage their neck, shoulders, upper back, lower back, and ass while i prod.
Once im inside i start massaging at their lower back and slowly stretch my way up so my head wrests on their neck. If i feel like im going to cum i pull out and start massaging again until i feel like ive calmed down enough that i can get back in without cumming.
>inb4 ur dur why dont you just pound away
i like to take my time its funner that way
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>>66992668
I'm downing the dose, actually. Today I only take a quarter of what I once took. I've been trying to quit it for a while now, but it's not easy. Last time I quitted I had a very severe depression episode like I hadn't felt since adolescence. So my psychiatrist thought it was more prudent to slow down with the weaning. College definitely doesn't help, it's very stressful.
My plan is to be completely free of it at some point in the next 5 or 10 years. I do believe I have the mental fortitude to overcome my melancholic mind on my own, but I also need therapy, lots of recreational drugs, a place of my own, a personal trainer, things that only money can afford. So here's hoping that after graduation, I'll trade SSRIs for money induced happiness.
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>>66992860
>If i feel like im going to cum i pull out and start massaging again until i feel like ive calmed down enough
What a blessing. Cumming is very hard for me, it only happens with effort and surgical concentration
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>>66992909
So Hue, if you can't stand the stresses of normal life without becoming deeply depressed, why do you think you're qualified to give anyone advice?
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>>66992715
somewhat important but not that much, height i don't really care about, but i don't like fat dudes, anything else is fair game though i prefer slim
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>>66992972
that doesnt sound like a blessing at all lol
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>>66992982
>if you can't stand the stresses of normal life
But I literally can. I'm doing it right now.
>With meds
So? Don't be psychophobic, anon, that's very hypocritical in a board like this. If you have a mental condition and are unmedicated, you could benefit from the pills. They certainly helped me in my darkest days, and they could help you too.
I'm not depressed because of normal life. I'm depressed because it's an illness of the mind that I am unfortunate enough to have. Just like your autism. It's not a reaction to a harsh reality, far from it. My psychiatrist thinks I had the disease since childhood, and I can vividly recall having existential dread, panicking about the prospects of growing old and dying, when I was as young as 7. I remember tearfully telling my mom about how I was dead scared of living through life and feeling like I did not enjoy it to the fullest. I was no older than 9.
Maybe that's exactly what qualifies me to giving you such advices. The fact that I'm mentally ill as well, and the fact that I know the huge impact our sexualities have in that regard. It plays a big role in our minds, anon.
When you try to discredit me for being mentally ill, on r9k of all places, you're doing exactly what a stuck up normalfag cunt would do to you. Isn't it ironic?
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I have to make speeches in my head before talking to people, I become extremely distressed when people try to divert from my dialogue tree, like a deer in headlights.
I blame having spent more of my life talking on the internet than speaking irl, its so easy to take time and formulate a response instead of mindlessly spitting shit out.
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>>66993042
Cumming quickly is a blessing in disguise. I would happily trade roles with someone who has premature ejaculation. It's the gift of quickies.
Taking too long to cum can be as frustrating, anon. This idea that a man must last long in bed is something that only women care about.
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I am surprised at what you can get away with if confident and oblivious enough. I witnessed a man make a conversation entirely about himself while talking with a group that didn't seem to want to be associated with him at all. It made me cringe but it was also sort of impressive.
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>>66993169
>its so easy to take time and formulate a response instead of mindlessly spitting shit out.
I can understand but its also kind of funny now that i think about it. Most people online come off as retarded because they type how they would speak in a normal conversation. You are experieincing that in reverse its very silly.
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im sad but dont wanna get drunk
idk what to do im bored ahhhh
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>>66993230
get drunk and dont make a post like that ever again
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>>66993217
Oh i thought you struggled with cumming based on your last post. I can cum anytime just by flexing my ass cheeks just right so i dont really have the problem one way or the other.
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>>66993230
>im bored
Download dating apps and have fun with them. Bonus points if you end up in somebody's bed
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>>66993230
>idk what to do im bored ahhhh
post butt
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>>66993230
>sad
>gets drunk
>is more sad
lol
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>>66993161
You said above that if you had money and recreational drugs, you could do without SSRIs. Now you're saying SSRIs are the only cure for your lifelong mental disease. Which is it?

If you need a psychiatrist to tell you how to be happy, why are you trying to give advice yourself? Shouldn't you be telling anons that are in pain to see psychiatrists? Why do you think you're an expert on mental health if you need a mental health expert to help you handle daily life?
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>>66993224
Well now that you've described it as silly I unironically feel a little bit better about it, for some reason.
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>>66993240
this reads so comedically to me and I have no idea why i
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I wonder how many drunk anons I've rp'd with.
I wonder if all of them have been.
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I have to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>66993348
I would never do something like that sober, to be honest
something I would probably cringe hard about when I'm sober
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>>66993348
if you ever did with me i was not drunk
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here it comes.. brace yourselves
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Kind of jealous of pee ferish anon. Must be nice to have an autoerotic experience every 3 hours or so.
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>>66993371
>here it comes.. brace yourselves
w-what
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I have to peeeeeee help pleaseeeee
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I'm not gay but why are gay people so much fun to talk to? They're like the kind of gf I'll never get.
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SHUT ZE FACK UP YOU STUPID BIFAG who posts cute kobeni
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>>66993312
sometimes abit of back and forth helps, no real rhyme or reason to it
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Not him but I do have a pee fetish for other guys, not my own. Nothing too nasty, but I kinda want to hold another guys dick as he's peeing.
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if i get drunk the last place im going to be is /r9gay/
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>>66993371
>>66993390
PISSSSSSSSSSS!!!
GET OUT OF THE SPLASH ZONE!!!
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Anon please you know my fear help me out will you
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>>66993395
>I'm not gay but why are gay people so much fun to talk to? They're like the kind of gf I'll never get.
Guys who are socialized around other guys go well together.
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>>66993390
>w-what
this>>66993392
ok but you have to beat me up
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I won't beat you up just let me piss on you or something I really have to pee rn like actually
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>ok but you have to beat me up
hot
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>>66993433
I will only help you to conquer your fear of toilets again, I don't have a pee fetish.
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thank you I dont have a pee fetish either it's just stupid horny retards thinking that
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>>66993282
>Now you're saying SSRIs are the only cure for your lifelong mental disease.
I never said that actually. Specially not the "only cure" bit. That's just you inferring shit. Meds helped me. They still do, probably. I hope to live without them someday. That's it. You're trying to take a statement out of me only so you can use it against me. It's called arguing disingenuously, I know because I do that all the time, so it won't work on me.
I tell robots to seel out professional mental health care all the time. And if you lurk, you probably have witnessed before many arguments in which I tried to defend psychologists, psychiatrists and psychotropics against paranoid conspiratorial anons who refuse to get the help they need.
But therapy is just part of the journey. If you ever go to a psych appointment, you'll be unpleasantly surprised to hear some of my words coming from their mouths. You need to take action to improve your mental wellbeing. Stopping your decade long sexual repression is the most significant one of these actions.
You could ask why I focus so much on the sexuality aspect, when they're other things you could improve in your life first, but then I'd ask you to take a quick trip to the catalog.
This board is all about sex (or not getting sex). If you don't want to hear about sexuality, I guess it's you who are in the wrong place.
I'm no expert, but nobody needs to be an expert to see the most obvious truth: you have been repressing your homosexuality for ages, and that is not good for you.
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>enter thread
>nothing but hornyposting
Nothing new I guess...
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>>66993453
t-thanks.. anonkun
>>66993452
do it
>i am in the bathroom trying to use the urinal
>you see me and
this is where you beat me up and i pee all over myself and you pee on me
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>>66993395
Yeah I noticed this too, its why I come here
Never got affection or playfulness from anyone but fags like these
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>>66993475
I wont beat you up you idiot
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>>66993484
name calling doesnt hurt desu.. do it please..
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>>66993475
The pee stuff is weird but beating you up sounds hot
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>>66993475
i'll beat you up and jam you in a headlock while covering you in hickies
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>>66993495
fine i will settle for this..
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>>66993464
you say that but you actively indulge them so I'm pretty sure I'm just cockblocking you when I try to make you use the bathroom like a normal person, which has been twice-ish now.
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I never told my therapist that I'm gay
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>>66993515
please anon don't ignorr me you are my last hope to beat my fear of the toilet please please don't leave me
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>>66993524
my therapist is jacked and im afraid if i tell him he wont see me again lol
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>>66993524
>Staying inside the closet
>During therapy
Kinda defeats the whole purpose of a gay person doing therapy. You might as well go to the church
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>>66993510
anon i..
>the areas you hit me are still burning hot and starting to inflame a little
>bruises are forming and my head is throbbing
>the headlock hurts more
>i cry but mostly because the headlock
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>>66993526
I'm not ignoring you I'm just questioning this rather sketchy situation.
You are a dubious little creature.
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>>66993524
I tell my side twink I'm gay but I'm straight
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Sup bois.
I'm listening to ESPN Radio on full blast and ready to find an e-bf to hear him talking about anime non stop
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>>66993581
Anon please it's about my fear and nothing else.
I have that toilet thing I told you...
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>>66993594
sup bro, hows it going?
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im too anti fun this thread is starting to annoy me
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>>66993465
So if I have always been able to live with feelings of depression without needing SSRIs, recreational drugs, or mental health experts, doesn't that mean I should be giving advice, and not you?

If I'm an autist, but I can have a normal job, not much money, and occasional sex, and I'm happy, and don't need a constant stream of SSRI's, therapy, and weed to cope with myself, doesn't that mean I should be giving advice to autists, and not you?
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I can do 12 pull ups in a row
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>>66993622
Tons of people live with depression its not impressive at all what are you talking about lol
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>>66993608
Guess I'm alright, a bit tired tho.
I'm starting to get the feeling my neighbours don't appreciate me having the radio so loud, welp.
Also lurking /vr/. HBU?
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Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
faggot faggot faggot faggot
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want a mom bf
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>>66993596
How do you wish for me to assist you today then, anon? I can't say no to you, at least not on this, even if I question your motives.
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>>66993655
>100 percent nigger faggot
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>>66993647
its alright, screw em lol. Oh cool, what retro games you into?
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>>66993640
Hue needs SSRI's, weed, and constant sex to cope with depression, while I (and many others as you said) do not. It's crazy how he thinks his sad life is something anyone wants.
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>>66993657
I want an ambush bf that can function as a mom bf
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>>66993696
I hear ambush all the time wtf is this new shit?
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>>66993556
>is jacked
What it means
Anon only an extremely homophobic therapist would abandon a patient for being gay. Which begs the question : do you really want to do therapy with a homophobe?
Sexual repression is like the corner stone of your mental problems, and a therapycan only help you if you open up.
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>>66993692
congrats anon, this is the first time I've genuinely felt bad for him
I know I'll get better, I don't know if he ever will with the solutions he has for himself
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>>66993661
can you hold me again while I piss in the toilet I think I gather enough strength to try it again
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>>66993685
Everything NES, bro. Last week I completed (of all things) the Widget game. It's an Atlus platformer based on an obscure cartoon produced in California.
Also if you're into NES/Famicom games give Cocoron a try. It's like a extremely colorful version of Megaman with certain RPG elements (you can customize your character)

Also I changed to Kiss FM and turned to the max lol
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>>66993696
>I want an ambush bf that can function as a mom bf
what
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>>66993716
No i mean because i want to bend him over his desk and fuck him silly
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>>66993704
Im out of the loop too but i think it means "is strong, pins me down has sex with me" .ambush gf makes sense because thats not typical of women to be stronger than men, bur ambush bf is just a top i would think?
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>>66993741
>I wrap my arms around you
Like this, anon?
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>>66993622
>doesn't that mean I should be giving advice,
Maybe, what advice would you give?
>Stay lonely inside forever
Oh but that's a terrible advice. It's like a recipe for disaster.
>and occasional sex
Oh so you are sexually active? So you're not straying far away from my words, then.
I mean, feel free to give all the advices you want. If you want robots to be more like you ( functional, employed, sexually active) then our advices are not that different
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>>66993774
y-yes but now stand behind me infront of the toilet and hinder me from running away.
>I lead you to the bathroom
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>>66993749>>66993704
twunktwinkfemboytraphimbobimbozoomerotterboomermommydoomerdommysubbywubbyfurryowouwu bf
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>>66993774
>>66993783
>this entire scenario is a guy holding anons cock while he pisses and forcing him to pee into the toilet
im laughing my ass off but this is also extremely sweet
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>>66993746
>Everything NES
nice! i love rockman, but i am a SEGA boy through and through desu. i will check out those games, love platformers. will definitely give cocoron a shot, a customizable mega man game sounds fun.
>Also I changed to Kiss FM and turned to the max lol
kek
>oh hey
how did it go with your friend?
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>>66993802
>twunktwinkfemboytraphimbobimbozoomerotterboomermommydoomerdommysubbywubbyfurryowouwu bf
post ass
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>playing monster hunter rise
>have to do the stupid singleplayer before i can play the fun part in the hub
i need a neet boyfriend so i can make him do this while im at work
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>>66993783
>I follow you in
>I lift the lid and the seat as you watch
Alright, this time let's try to be less skittish, and we'll try to clean up some of the spillover, okay?
>walks behind you
>grabs you from under your arms and presses your back tight against my chest
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>>66993692
Oh my life is sad? Who said that? You? My life is going great, dude. I'm not coping with life. I'm enjoying it.
It's so so ironic that so called robots will not blink an eye before gaslighting someone for having a mental illness lmao. Who's the normie now?
Are you happy? If you are happy, then please, post more often. Break the stereotype of this thread being a sea of depressed virgins crying about loneliness, because that's all we see posted around.
Unless you're not that happy. Just willing to say anything to antagonize me.
I mean,if you're so mentally well adjusted to deal with life without any help and find happiness... What fuck are you even doing here?
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>ywn have a breadwinner bf
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>ywn have a bread breaking bf
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>>66993815
how about you post your bussywussymouthpussy and those fat dick servicing pillows, be they mouth or buttcheek
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>>66993812
Everything was solved. Although he's got COVID so I won't see him for a couple of weeks.

You know bro, you're a cool guy, and I hope you don't mind me asking: how come I always find you around here? It amazes me how you always know it's me!
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>>66993832
A-Alright....I have alot of pressure I have hold it in for a long time now....
>I unzip my pants slowly and when I started to hyperventilate I felt your strong arms on me and I slowly inhaled in and out
>I grabbed my pp and I closed my eyes
>the sight of the toilet made me panic too much
I...I am going to pee n...now
>I started peeing whimpering a bit when I started to hear the splashing of the toilet water
H...Hold me please I....cant deal with THIS
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>>66993876
we just got similar tastes, also you blast things out loud lol. and that is good about your friend, i wish you both goodness.
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>>66993721
>I know I'll get better
Are you sure, anon? Autism has no cure.
I won't get better, I am better already. You should have met me at adolescence. I was just like you, deeply mentally troubled, sexually repressed and lonely as hell, but still in denial about it,and too proud to seek out help.
Nowadays I feel happy everyday, the future looks bright and never before was my mental illness such a little side note that doesn't stop me from enjoying my life. I hope you get to this level one day so we can shitpost together.
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>>66993856
but if your ass is shit it will be for nothing
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>>66993894
>whispers into you ear
Shhh, it's okay anon, I'm holding you as best I can, you just gotta power through this, I know you can do it.
>attempts to squeeze you tighter
You're tough enough anon, you managed it once before...
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>>66993692
>while I do not.
You don't need those because you don't leave the room and have zero social/sex life.
You may be coping with life, but are you enjoying it?
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>>66993907
Thank you bro, that's really sweet.
Since I was a kid I got used to listen everything loud. I just remembered that for a while I liked walking to school because I'd take a radio, put it inside my bag and go to school listening music on full blast.
Until winter came lol it wasn't worth it.
How have you been feeling, man? How's your family?
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>>66993950
>you hear how my teeth rub together
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME DO THIS !
>I tear up while the last drops splash in the toilet
>powerless i slide a little on the floor leaning against you
I....I cant flush anon I...I cant I just cant
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>black friend is constantly making fun of white people
>i mention buck breaking and he wont talk to me
hmmm
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>tfw no footdom bf
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>>66993933
My ass doesn't matter because I exclusively top.
Only your preferred orifice for receiving pleasure, does.
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>>66993994
>top doesnt like his ass rimmed
BAKA
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>>66993994
>My ass doesn't matter because I exclusively top.
gay
>Only your preferred orifice for receiving pleasure, does.
gay

you are gay
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>>66993981
>I hoist you back up
We can do it together if you think it'll help, you put your hand out to flush and mine will be right on top of yours. I know you can do it and you have to do it.
>puts my hand on top of yours and squeezes it
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>>66993876
Why do you delude yourself into thinking someone anonymous could be your friend.
Is it a replacement for the real friendships you lack?
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>>66984097
>tfw no makhno bf
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Somebody make a new thread ffs
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I don't know what I dislike more hue or piss roleplay
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lemme fuk ur pusy pls

delicious boy pusy lemme fuk it pls
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>>66993970
> Thank you bro, thats really sweet.
^~^)
>Since I was a kid I got used to listen everything loud
exceptionally based, i wish i was like this growing up.
>How have you been feeling, man? Hows your family?
well, covid is gone lol. feel strange lately desu. feel like i am eating but only because i know i have to. idk what, next two months i will see what is up with that. my family is good, i think. idk i cannot really pay much attention atm, but yeah live in a full house to be quite honest.. sorry i have not seen the assassination high school anime lately, my brain is occupied lol
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>>66994037


>I rub my eyes
O...O..ok It could work
>I reach out to flush with your hand uo against
>I stop multiple times and back my hand again
>and then finally I push the flush quickly and press myself back on you to escape the loud toilet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>66994003
I don't, rimming sounds gross.
>>66994019
I may be in the gay thread but I like traps and femboys which only makes me gay until I start calling myself gay.
Then it makes me straight.
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Every day that I'm exposed to fags on the internet I'm glad that I'm not one of you even though I'm just as fucked.
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>>66994129
>Just as fucked
Then the normality is lost on you. If you were gay at least you could have sex, instead of being a celibate forever.
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>>66993780
My advice for robots is not to engage in those normie sexual marketplaces if they find it unpleasant, which I do. My advice is that being shy and autistic isn't something to feel bad about ,or hate yourself for, or try to change, because as you said, they won't. My advice is to do things you like to do, and you will meet people who are similar to yourself.

You're going to argue with me, and you'll keep screaming at people to use dating apps. Robots constantly feel judged by people already, that's why they're shy. The first step is learning to be okay by yourself. Once you can do that, you don't feel other people's judgments so acutely. You haven't done that, hue.

You think that having sex is the cure for depression. That's what incels think, hue. That makes you the incel.

>>66993924
You're really calling me psychophobic and then pytting down autists? That explains a lot. If you're not autistic, hue, then you don't understand autistic people one bit, and never will. That explains why you give the same retarded advice over and over. You aren't autistic and you were never a robot. You might have been a depressed failed normie, and now that you've cobbled together a semblance of a normal life from psych meds, weed, and constant sex, you think you can give people advice. Sad beyond belief.

If you aren't autistic, you don't understand autists. In one post you shit on someone for being an autist, say that they're incurable, and then tell them to fix their life by doing what you do. Don't you see how that is straight up contradictory? Not only are you a dick, you must be straight up stupid.
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>>66994111
>squeezes your hand again before pulling you back into a hug
It's okay anon! You did good! Nothing bad happened! See, everything works out.
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>>66994117
>I don't, rimming sounds gross.
it feels great honestly
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>>66994151
>I hug you back my pants still down
I...I am sorry I am such a dissapointment
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>>66994149
>My advice for robots
>is mentally ill
HMmmmmmm shall not be taking advice from you
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>>66994143
Being lost in fantasy instead of being in diapers at 30
Does self control mean nothing to you huefag
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>>66994155
I believe you that it feels good. There are many things I subjectively find gross and will not engage in regardless of how good or bad they may feel in reality. Surely this is not an unreasonable opinion.
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no justification exists that'd explain your faggoty whims. you needn't be concerned though. hitler is coming back to life.
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>>66994166
If i'm autistic but have a normal life and a partner, because i learned to utilize my tism instead of fighting it, then i can help autists learn to live with themselves and love themselves, rather than trying to suppress their nature. If youre not an autistic little weirdo, then no, i dont have any advice for you.
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>>66994182
>words words words words
shutup bitch and spread em
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>>66994102
Don't worry about that anime, it's not important. Your well being is important. Unfortunately, COVID effects can last a couple of months so there's not much you can do but to take it easy <3
What matters is that you're safe and your health is not at risk.
Thanks for saying I'm based... I never thought someone would like so much the way I listen radio and TV. Yesterday I was mowing the lawn so logically I had the radio volume all the way up and that made me think of you. Thanks for being such a cool guy, for real.
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>>66994202
not reading your post, you are probably schizo and live in a fantasy. Buh bye freak
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>>66994163
>puts my hands on your shoulders
>looks you in the eyes
Anon, you're no disappointment, you just need some help, and that's what I'm here to provide for you. I have a dream, that someday, you'll be able to use the bathroom without my assistance. You're already showing a willingness to improve, and I'll be here as long as necessary to get you there.
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>>66994168
>diapers at 30
And you took that information from where? /pol/? Do you even have any older gay friends? Most aren't in diapers, anon.
>Does self control mean nothing to you
Yes it means a lot, since I'm a monogamous boy who is faithful.
But I don't think you have an ounce of it. You have let your mental illness control you for your entire life when it should be the other way around
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>>66994227
If you're here and not even autistic, thats really fucking sad
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>>66994239
thank you anon I appreciate your help....now...do you want to watch a movie?
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>>66994211
That's not happening. You can spread yours and let me get at that venom himboy bussy though.
That's not a suggestion, that's an order.
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>>66994218
you are very sweet anon<3 it really is cool, it is unique to your personality. i regret that i never has any audacity, too afraid to make any sound desu. And thanks, yeah i didnt think about the effects still lingering. hopefully that is it. thanks for the kind words!
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>>66994242
It was an exaggeration. I live in a place where I could easily get meth for being part of the gay community and don't trust myself with that. I can't move so I need to stay relatively sober if I want to get my life on track. Idk if your optimistic vision of queers is clouding your judgment but it's not all rainbows and unicorns here.
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>>66994149
>My advice is to do things you like to do, and you will meet people who are similar to yourself.
You do realize you're saying this to people who don't like anything that involves leaving the room and meeting with people, right?
It's called being stuck in the comfort zone, and right now your advice is just nailing their loneliness coffin down.
You speak like they'll eventually meet their dream bfs over anonymous chans and everything will fall into the place. Pure incel fantasy. It's hard to believe you have a partner when you say things like that.
The truth you ignore is that most of these anons are treading down a path of utter loneliness, and just "being themselves" won't change that.
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>>66994261
>gestures at your penis
Sure thing, but you'll probably want to zip that back up before we watch anything, anon. Did you have any specific movie in mind?
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>>66994294
Hey, no need to thank me... Hey bro, what have you been doing lately? You enjoy manga? Idk just asking. I'm bored sorry
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>>66994149
I don't think sex cures depression. I think that sex can greatly help people who are sexually repressed and lonely. Learn the difference. In this very thread I explained it: it doesn't fix you, but it makes your life better.
You can act like you are happy and well resolved, but you can't act like that's the case for most of these robots
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>>66994149
you really shouldn't bother with him, you're trying to offer genuine advice, he outright admits he comes here to blow off steam by "punching down"
you two are not the same
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>>66994311
o...ohh yeah right not like you havent seen it before
>I pull up my pants
let's watch some shitty movie I can make fun of I like to talk about the movie rather than watch it how about The Mask?
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>>66994149
>then pytting down autists?
Where? You literally insulted my life and cursed my fate. Don't you have any awareness, dude? You can't just play the victim of shaming when you have been shaming me for being mentally ill for the past 5 posts.
You literally ridiculed my need for medication. How is that not putting depressed people down?
What a bloody hypocrite
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>>66994266
one symbiote bussy coming right up.
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>>66994301
Are you that same anon who said he could only score "45 yo obese meth heads" a few weeks ago?
If that's you, you do have some sort of paranoid obsession with meth, dude.
A word of advice: don't do meth nor heroin, but don't use it as an excuse for being a virgin
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>>66994356
Th-That one? S-Sure... it's actually one of my favorite movies... I like talking about movies too, I think fiction should ideally give people something fun to talk about. It's a jumping off point!
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>>66994411
One thing I'll never get old of on 4chan is being accused of shit that I've never done out of desperation
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>>66994301
>Idk if your optimistic vision of queers is clouding your judgment but it's not all rainbows and unicorns here.
Actually it's your homophobia that is clouding your judgement.
Drug addiction is not a gay problem. You'll find people of all shapes and sizes destroying their lives with drugs, anywhere in the world.
Alternatively, even there where you live, you could find gay people who are not destroying their bodies with drugs.
And yet, you hover above the gay underdogs with a magnifying glass and for a moment it seems like that's all you can see.
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>>66994441
It's just mind boggling that there could be two autists in the same thread who have a paranoid fear of meth and use it as an excuse for not dating.
Nah, I'm pretty sure it was you.
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>>66994317
it is ok no need to be sorry, i was going to sketch a little something desu. Sorry it has been taking me long to reply. i have just been drawing honestly, nothing eventful. hmmm i wish i could get my hands on manga, pdf files do not cut it lol. i only reas like two or three western comics in all my life wish i had more. Do you like mangas? more so than comics?
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>>66994302
I didnt say to meet people dumbass. You, a normie, think the i ly choices are be social or stay in your room. There are many things to do outside that arent social, and thats where autists should be. You dont get this because you dont enjoy your own company.

>>66994343
Whenever autists are having their weird fun together, the lowest normies on the totem pole come in because they think they can be rop dog. Sedn it many times irl and online. I attack those people incessantly because they are the scum of the earth.

>>66994379
You called someone an autist and said you were lucky, because you have a cure and autists don't. Why are you lying so badly hue?
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>>66994400
I wonder if cheesey levels domme-ishness works as well on bottoms irl
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>>66994419
yeah I like watching the nostalgia critic and other movie review channel you ever watched kickassia?
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>>66994149
Your autism has no cure.
Your sexual repression has.
>You don't get us
Uh, what a teenager you are. What is it that I don't get? That you're too retarded to leave the house and meet someone new?
Well get over it, T lord. There's no way to find a bf other than this: meeting someone new. You can't run away from it forever
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>>66994487
H-How do you know me so well, anon? Kinda spooky...
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>>66994513
I am everwhere you better keep helping me with my piss fear
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>>66994464
So you draw? That's awesome. If you dare you should show me some of your sketches someday.
I like manga more than Western comics, yep. I like Deadpool but what grinds my gears is that American comics never end. You can't simply go and read Batman #1.
With manga it's different. Today I was reading the 3rd volume of the Sherlock manga, based on the BBC show... in Spanish. Yep, I got the Spanish version cheaply and it's alright.
I also started reading Shaman King.
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>>66994443
Yeah I'm well aware asshole. Just that fags destroy themselves with drugs here more than normal.
>>66994462
Do you live in a place where to have to deal with crank heads more than "normal"? Its never a nice time.
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>>66994493
I have a partner, hue. Can you keep things straight for two seconds? Me being a virgin is the pnly thing you can reach for. Youre so fucking stupid and small.
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>>66994467
>You called someone an autist and said you were lucky, because you have a cure and autists don't.
No I didn't. Lol. How can you be so disingenuous as to make shit up about a discussion that happened 5 minutes ago? Is this the power of autism?
I only said autism has no cure (truth). And I said that after you had been ridiculing my life for several posts, going as far as doubting my capacity to "get better".
>>66993924
Point to me where I said your paraphrasing lies, you deceitful snake. I even said that I hope you reach my level of mental health, which I think is perfectly possible for autists.
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>>66994536
I was going to regardless but I am gonna wonder if you're my fbi agent while I help you from now on though, not that I'd mind...
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>>66994467
>You dont get this because you dont enjoy your own company.
Neither does anyone here, that's why they constantly cry about not having a bf.
Autists won't meet their future bfs by going outside alone without taking any part in the dating game.
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>>66994568
Oh sure you have a partner, haven't you heard the news?
Everyone is a normalfag bf haver when shit hits the fan. Like clockwork
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>>66994485
>I wonder if cheesey levels domme-ishness works as well on bottoms irl
Oh without a doubt especially if you are dating them
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>>66994565
>Just that fags destroy themselves with drugs here more than normal.
Are you sure about that? Are you sure that's not only your bias and prejudice speaking? I mean we both know you don't have any friends and have never dated, so I wonder where even are you meeting all of those meth heads.
In your imagination, maybe.
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>>66994560
loved that show! i know what you mean, i tried reading the childrens crusade, and i needed to read black orchid, animal man, swamp thing, sandman, it was too much just to follow the series. but it was sorta fun. I will have to show you the drawings somewhere else :) actually.. idk dude they suck lol. oh but personally i like western comics honestly.. i do wanna read inuyasha badly
>shaman king
was gonna watch it but my list keeps getting bigger and bigger.
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>>66994565
It's a third world country, anon. There's no shortage of crack heads. We call it Cracolandia, crackland, tbe few public spots that are overtaken by the addicts. A very sad sight.
I just don't deal with them. I focused my time and energy into the gays who were not crack heads. I suggest you do the same.
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I wouldn't be surprised to see a greater trend of gays being drug addicts than the general population, but probably not more than blacks. Systemic marginalization, even if it's mostly historic (which I don't think it actually is in many places) will tend to lead to worse outcomes. It's pretty straight forward.
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>>66994627
I dont need to justify shit to you, take that shit and smoke it deep
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>>66994609
I used to be alot more into subby kinda stuff when I was younger but it increasingly feels like playing domme is very easy in comparison and I get what I want when I do it, I just have to get past feeling cringey when I do it
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Reminder that the Sackler family is directly and knowingly responsible for the opioid epidemic and deserve to be walled.
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>>66994656
Never do meth nor heroin. Heed my words. Stick to weed and psychedelics at most.
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>>66994581
nooooooo I am not
you....you're goin to help me pissing?
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weed is a gateway drug, i speak it from experience
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>>66994678
you're so smart, can you suck the piss out of my dick? I would be privileged to have such an honor.
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>>66994654
Yes I don't doubt that either. That, when compared to the general population, a marginalized group (the gays) will get into more trouble.
But the same applies to any marginalized group, most of all the poor people.
To antagonize those who are struggling would be a prime dick move, equivalent to stepping down on the crippled.
To use them as an excuse for not dating is downright asinine and delusional.
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>>66994680
Of course anon, whenever I'm here I'll help you out, I'm not on all the time but I am most of it, of course, depending on whether you really are monitoring me, you already know exactly when I'm here. Maybe we'll even watch something together at some point, I wish rabb.it was still a thing.
<3
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the thread is about to die anons who is making the next
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its so easy to be marginalised in life. stop crying about systemic shit. you can't even say 2 words these days that contradicts THE MESSAGE without someone labelling you a shizo
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>>66994714
I even know when you're jerking off
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>>66994703
I'm NTA, don't disagree. Just means you've got to be more perceptive. A lot of people are not just waving red flags, they've got whole soviet parades.
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>>66994699
Such a reactionary, conservative and ignorant statement.
If lighter drugs didn't exist, people would keep getting caught into heavy shit just the same and maybe even more.
Addiction is more about how well you are in life, not where you start. Weed was literally the last drug I experimented with.
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>>66994727
Don't tempt me, these past two weeks have been rough enough
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>>66994726
>stop crying about systemic shit.
No. The majority of the problems in modern society are systemic and it is literally the message of the elite classes that Individual Responsibility is the only way forward. Individual Responsibility is one factor of a wholistic response to societal issues.
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>>66994726
A typical statement of someone who is detached from reality and spends most of his time (all?) Online.
Real life is not like the internet, anon. There's no Twitter users to defend the wretched and destituted in real life.
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>>66994629
Oh hey there are kickass comics all over the world, and the US is no exception. You know, as a kid I loved reading the Flash comics from the late 80s/early 90s my dad had at home.



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