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An edition all about scotch eggs
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Yank here, need advice from anybody from Scotland on this one.

1. If I make a shitload of money on crypto and emigrate the failing empire, how can I pick up Scottish chicks in Scotland?

2. How the fuck do you drink scotch? I got some Lismore the other day and it's incredibly powerful, normally I drink Japanese malt stuff and bourbon either on the rocks or straight but this scotch is whooping my fucking ass. I don't want to mix it with cola like a total fuckhead though.
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>>66988741
SSM loves scotch eggs
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I am eating omelette
OP has read my mind
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scotch eggs are nice. but how about those fannies though eh? they're even nicer.
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>scotch egg
>dry yolk
Try again.
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another productive work week done. can't wait for the next one
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Can't believe SSM didn't even show up to his caravan washing job interview. The DWP will not be impressed one bit.
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>>66988899
he uploaded one of him scrolling through all his jobs and the company names. obviously wants people to sabotage him so he can say he still tried

might report him to the daily mail desu
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What do you brits think about Sleaford Mods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwEUSwN6xg4
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>>66988899
he doesn't want to work, 20 years without a job should tell you clear he has no interest in working. good for him, being a wageslave is grim
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>>66988853
Mark was talking about selling his iPad earlier.
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>>66988858
I had an egg white omelette for dinner and now my cat has perched itself on my lap and I do not have the heart to push him off so I cannot move.
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Mark has a worse life than anyone here. Yes even Ebebrnin.
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>>66988963
Sounds really comfy
Cats can be nice. Shame I am allergic.
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>>66988871
If that Sofi in the middle?
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>>66988899
mark has made a grave mistake making the poole caravan cleaners alliance into an enemy. he will regret this
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Very low wind output

https://www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk
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>>66988984
yup. rather tasty isn't she? so much better looking than maisie, but... oddly i'm still not sure which of the two i'd prefer. that maisie drives me crazy, even though she's not nearly so good looking. my needs is weirds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE
both i reckon, simultaneously i do hereby do
declare.
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>>66988861
Always thought a sea side mark was used to track high tide level or summat.
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>>66988839
It's totally acceptable to water your scotch down a bit. I'm not talking ice and soda. Just a splash of room temperature water. That's how most of us drink it, depending on which scotch it is. As for the Scottish women. it's the same as everywhere else. Just go on Tinder or talk to drunk girls while you're out. Being American will help you.
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>>66988944
He could have become a solicitor or something though.
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>>66989012
France are smart because they have nuclear

All the climate / emissions worries could be solved by switching to nuclear, but apparently that isn't good enough for the green lobby
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>>66988967
I don't think so lad. There are people worse off than both of them here, I'm sure. Maybe not financially but in other respects.
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weird to think in another timeline mark is a nurse
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>>66989088
>All the climate / emissions worries could be solved by switching to nuclear, but apparently that isn't good enough for the green lobby

It's not possible lad. There isn't enough uranium.
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>>66989115
In an even more divergent timeline he's a High Court Judge.
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For me, it's emailing the council to complain about the state of the roads
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>>66989187
Do they ever reply? seems like you are screaming into the void desu
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>>66989194
Rarely. I email them with pictures of vehicles parked on yellow lines too but I'm still waiting for my commission
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In another timeline Seaside Mark is one of the lead investors in the nightclub "Boyz Boyz Boyz" in Pattaya, Thailand.
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Imagining Mark in Timeline #24204 sitting furrowing his brow at this unflattering review of his club

https://www.tripadvisor.co.nz/ShowUserReviews-g293919-d9986359-r628090926-Boyz_Boyz_Boyz-Pattaya_Chonburi_Province.html
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>>66989162
Haven't heard that objection before. The objections I usually here are these:
>nuclear waste is dangerous
>nuclear reactors themselves are dangerous if they fail, e.g. Chernobyl and Fukushima
>nuclear is very expensive
But the responses to those, I guess, are:
>nuclear waste can be stored underground, which I believe they're doing in Finland currently
>nuclear reactors rarely fail
>nuclear is expensive to set up but it provides 24/7 power, unlike wind and solar
I didn't know there was an issue of there not being enough uranium.
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that's it, I'm finally going to go to the gym tonight. Greyskull LP de lads get in there
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I'd like to see a /britfeel/ regular on TV one day. Can you imagine how good the thread would be that day
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Watching more Yellowjackets
Extremely kino x
What de luds up to tonight?
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>>66989301
Fun fact: I was invited on to question time in 2017 but I was too anxious to go
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>>66989290
You going to bingo tomorrow? I probably will in the afternoon, maybe early evening
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>>66989314
I remember that actually, it was snowing that day
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>>66989311
How was your first day half day trial day at your maybe new job today?
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>>66989301
Already happened, two of them, on the news
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>>66989290
do you have the JAV code?
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>>66989287
>I didn't know there was an issue of there not being enough uranium.

Yeah, it's a finite non-renewable resource. At current rates of consumption we'll run out in 130 years. If you replaced all of the power generating capacity in the world with nuclear reactors, it would take more like 13 years. It's not practical.

People are working on "breeder reactors" that can reuse the uranium for much longer but they've been in development for 60 years now with no progress yet.
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>>66989301
MB has already appeared in his local rag. It's only a matter of time until he's on the local news.
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>>66989340
>do you have the JAV code?

unfortunately I haven't found it yet, I saved the webm from here last week. I'll let you know if I do, desu I haven't wanked for days, I can't cum

>>66989319
perhaps yes, on Monday I was one number away from 700 quid for about 6 calls
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>>66989342
Fair enough, didn't know this

Maybe we need pumped hydro then or something, to store power from solar and wind
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>>66989301
Amer Hussain, a 4chan legend, has been on TV multiple times.
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>>66989342

/deepfeel/: There was once a natural deposit of uranium underground at critical mass which caused a nuclear reaction

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_nuclear_fission_reactor
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>>66989378
The best thing we can do is not shut down existing reactors, that's for sure. Fission will hopefully become viable soon too.
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>>66988973
You could always get a hairless cat. I think they're charming in their own way
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I wrote on SSME's last video his kids are calling another man daddy right now and he deleted my comment a minute later lol
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>>66989016
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE
b-but what would happen though, if the car accidentally crashed, and then they accidentally ended up with their tongues up eachothers' vaginas? i mean god almighty, what would have happened then??
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>>66989332
Oi oi it lovely lollers
How are you mate?
Im good got the job after my work trial
Its a debt collectors job with commission
Good pay and easy work for a morally broken mong like me
Hows life treating you
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>>66989403
Haha they kinda are desu
Although I think I am allergic to the hair and the bites/claws
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>>66989409
Haha he doesn't like that at all.
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>>66989387
>Fission will hopefully become viable soon too
Do you mean fusion? Fission it's what's already used isn't it?

Whether fusion will ever become viable though, who knows, but money is still being put into it, what with that new reactor they're building in France, and I think China has a big fusion reactor that they switched on the other day or something.
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>>66989409
haha nice, another Friday night of these sorts of high jinks is it?
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>>66989409
He banned me from his main channel for asking if he had a job.
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mark will never be allowed to rent a caravan in the poole area
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Prohibited from every caravan site in Dorset.
It sad
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Who's better?

Seaside Mark?

Or Nonce Toy Mark?
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>>66989473
One cleans caravans. The other gets dirty in them.
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>>66989414
Hey hey Footlad!
I'm happy you got the job and you are now away from retail.
I have a friend who did this and it can be from speeding/parking tickets, not just all foreign muck and dole scroungers that can't pay.
Will you start on Monday?
Be kind to yourself!
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Tim enjoying dinner it seems

I wonder how he affords his Sky Sports subscription
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>foreign muck
speaks in broken english and clearly isn't british
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Need new broadband. Can get three mobile unlimited broadband for 14 bong per month.
I get anywhere from 60-100mb when I do a 4g speed test on my three phone depending on time of day.
This seems too good to be true. Anyone got any experience of this and is it good/shit ?
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>>66989473
Both are losers
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>>66989528
>Can get three mobile unlimited broadband for 14 bong per month.
I'm guessing that's because you're an existing customer right? Normally it's not that cheap
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BREAKING NEWS

The Poole Caravan Cleaners Alliance has declared war on The YouTube UK Drinkers Community
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>>66989519
I wonder how he affords all that parmesan cheese
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>>66989473
>>66989480
>>66989544
Who is "Nonce Toy Mark"? Or do I not want to know?
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>>66989528
honestly I have fibre broadband but still end up using my 4G EE because it's so ridiculously fast. don't need 5G either
Three differ massively per area and can be diabolical in some places (which is why it's cheaper than other providers) but if it works well in yours then go ahead
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>tfw alienated a group of people around a niche interest in a discord group for standing my ground on an argument about cultural appropriation not being a big issue (the admin was a jew kvetching about gentiles "stealing" from Judaism) and got banned
Why does this keep happening, why are discord shitters so sensitive
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Woke up with this melody stuck in my head. any of youse recognise it?

https://voca.ro/165tevmup3LR
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>>66989581
>Jew
there's your problem mate
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>>66989553
It's a 24 month contract. Assuming it's consistently 40mb I would be happy. My only other options is BT/Sky only 8-15mb speed as we don't have fibre. Or Virgin media which is just silly expensive (38 a month, 35 set up fee for 50mb)

>>66989578
Cheers lid. I do get a very good speed most of the time on my phone. I guess I'm lucky enough to be in an area without a lot of traffic. Might just go for it
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Well I suppose I should go to bed so I'm well rested for my shift tomorrow (6am to 4.30pm)
Good night!!
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>>66989555
It looks like spag bol on the left, and rice on the right... that's way too many carbs for me

Most of the antipsychotics make you hungry though so maybe that's why he's shovelling down the carbs
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>>66989567
He's a guy who posts here who was used as a toy by a nonce.
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>>66989592
Sounds familiar but can't think what it is :(
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>>66989592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKnhj1pXBaE

Not the one, but it'll do
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>>66989519
Tim's loaded
Although he eats pre packaged crap all the time it's all the top brand stuff.
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>>66989567
A middle aged man also known as spam mong
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>>66989592
Definitely a theme song for a TV show but I can't recall which one off hand.
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>>66989622
i heard they used to feed the midgets to the tigers
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>>66989639
something for kids? maybe some old football show?
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>>66989629
Yeah you can see he's got a pair of brand new Nike Air Jordans there, looks like they've never been worn.
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>>66989644
Something for kids is what I'm thinking. Like a classic one from the 1970s or 1980s.
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>>66989634
Is he the one who was forced to rim his uncles unwashed anus?
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>>66989666
Aye, that's the one lad
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>>66989666
No one knows if his uncle's anus was washed or unwashed but considering the plumbing on gypsy caravan sites in the 1990s, it's a fair bet that his bumhole was ringed with dry shite
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>>66989434
as cool as fusion is, if they go large enough scale on wind and solar that'd be good because fusion is vastly more complex

biofuels also present some very significant potential positives, e.g.

they can be used as pretty much direct replacements for jet fuel

they can massively scaled with very little risk / cost

you can potentially eat the product / waste, blend it into soil to improve the organic content, blend it into farm feed

you could literally squeeze the water out and just burn the whole lot in standard coil / oil power plants, or extract the oil component and then burn the remaining cellulose

the only things holding it back really are strain selection / scaling
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>>66989675
Imagine you were his uncle and you were going to violate Nonce Toy Mark. Would you bother washing your anus beforehand? I doubt it. You'd want to make it as degrading as possible for NTM.
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Snooker time lids
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>>66989703
He uncle sounds based desu.
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>lol child abuse funny
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>>66989592
this is driving me nuts trying to remember what it is
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>>66989528
I wasn't aware three had restarted that

i used to be able to get unlimited mobile data with unlimited tethering for 15 a month, which turned out to be seriously useful at uni because for some reason their wifi signal was absolutely shite, despite having routers stuck to the ceiling everywhere

i cancelled it when they rolled everyone onto 4g because the price rocketed up to something like 45 for the same contract and a "not gauranteed unlimited" umlimited amount of data

best data provider by a million miles at that point
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>>66989735
His uncle is a bit like Judge Dredd. He did the wrong thing, but ultimately it was cosmic justice.
>>66989745
Haha you got abused
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>>66989762
why do you hate mb so much?
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is smirnoffbro still here or has he drunk himself to death?
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gonna rewatch No Country for Old Men
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>>66989784
Because he falsely accused my friend Andrew of being a paedophile thousands of times.
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>>66989802
You are friends with Prince Andrew?
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the song was Peter and the Wolf
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>>66989702
But biofuels / biomass will still release greenhouse gases, right?
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>>66989824
yeah thats it, i kept thinking it was something and fox
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>>66989849
>biomass will still release greenhouse gases

accurate description of poley
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>>66989862
Greenpeace are terrified of that fart loading bar finally completing.
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Will my workfu be in tomorrow? I don't know if she works on Saturday desu
Yesterday I saw her measuring the warehouse with one of those wheel measuring things idk what they're called. She was also messing with the conveyor belts to stop packages falling off the end. I told her she should just make people work harder so they don't miss picking any packages off the belt. I never miss any, I'm a very hard worker
AAAA she's so cute
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Jesus this man loves his carbs

Apparently a serving of pasta isn't enough and he needs some rice to go with it
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>>66989914
Go post on his Twitter page instead of posting here
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>>66989914
He always has a copious amount of lemon wedges in his glass
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>>66989921
You should delete his post and ban him lad.

Oh...wait...you can't. LMAO.
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u r a 'airy u-rang-u-tang
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>>66989914
wonder if he ever wears his jordans or keeps them deadstock
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crackin open some red stripe lads
gonna be a womfy night of drinking and listening to tunes
share some tunes with me lads lads lads
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>>66988899
As long as he doesn't put it on his job log it won't matter
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>>66989921
I'll post whatever I like and you can continue to piss your pants about it
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haha we're bullying you losers on brit/pol/ again
fucking wankers lmao you're all loser brincels
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>>66990085
Spending another Friday night on 4chan is it king?
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>>66990085
posting on r9k on a friday night? god you're pathetic
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the only difference between britfeel and britpol is britpol lacks self awareness
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>>66989849
it's the same co2 they absorbed from the atmosphere to begin with, so it's a net zero effect

co2 is overhyped. the level has increased from 300 to 400ppm over the last century. plants like it all the way up to 1000-1500. they start to grow significantly quicker. lots of npc enviro-mentalists don't seem to realise this or what the result of them doing so would be
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Britfeel? More like LOSERFEEL
the chads from these threads have finally ascended to britpol away from you cringe incel brincels
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I wonder if they still post this every Friday on /cow/
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Curious about digits

>>66989999
>>66990000
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>>>/pol/356458281

here look we're bullying you gaylords
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>>66990253
oh no you're not are you?? um i REALLY hope you don't tease me for having a small penis
oh no i can't believe i just told you that haha PLEASE don't tease me for it
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anyone else remember sylvester cat?
"suffering succotash" lol
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>>66990253
All I see is a lad proudly bragging he used to be a namefag here.
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Wonder what are SSM is up to tonight
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>>66988741
Hello lads. Im josh from britpol
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>>66990311
what a grim "achievement" the absolute state of him
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>>66990312
He spent the day drinking in Swanage so probably at home crashed out.
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>>66990311
>>66990327
kek that were me lads
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Hello lads. Im josh from britfeel
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>>66990329
Kek, what is he like. The mad lad.
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>>66990345
Is this home to the one who recorded a girl in the shower
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Moved in with my gf a few years ago but things have been really off the last year. We haven't been intimate for the past 6 months then we tried last week but she started crying in the middle and said she didn't have that feeling of love for me anymore. She said she didn't love me as a man but as a family member. Not sure what to do.
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>>66990380
Even SSM isn't sad enough to spend his Friday night posting on an anime board
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>>66990388
/brit/ on /int/ is his home really but he sometimes posts here too.
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>>66990395
You're doing exactly that though
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>>66990388
Amer 'Poleaboo' Hussain the 4chan legend who has a KiwiFarms profile, he is a /brit/ personality.
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when i die i hope go to feel street
i hope i have an Apu and a generous benefits package
able to walk around with my little frens and all the lids from /britfeel/
living the womfy life in Frog Block of /britfeel/ Towers
fighting off the Seethies at night in an endless struggle to keep the sanctity of the womfort whole.
we all have lots of wizzas and curry-wurries
takey-wakeaways wfrom the impressive array of establishments of all kinds that make a killing on Feel Street.
and we'ed be able to relate to eachother because we're all spastic to some degree.

we're goin' there lads.
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>>66990461
>when i die i hope go to feel street
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>>66990461
You can go there in real life, you just have to have a reliable source of bennies.
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>>66990473
>blowjob in the background
Thanks for the laugh anon.
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Maybe I'm being unfair but I think it's a reasonable assumption that trips from brit/pol/ are some of the biggest losers on this entire site. Putting on a tripcode and going to brit/pol/ and putting on a smug persona and larping as some kind of success is actually worse than just coming here and admitting you're a loser.

For me it's like /britfeel/ is when you know you're a loser, /brit/ is for when you aren't self aware enough to work out you're a loser, and /brit/pol/ is when you desperately want to pretend you aren't a loser.
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>>66990511
pubes told the truth about everything
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>>66990511
boring post desu lad
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what we drinking tonight lods?
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>>66990511
Fren was the best /pol/ poster. Wholesome as fuck.
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>>66990542
Special Brew all the wayy
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>>66990519
Funny if true but doubtful. There was a whole era of people on /brit/pol/ a few years ago where literally everyone was larping as if they were a captain of industry and owned factories and acres of farmland and all that. It was mad. Literally dozens of lads who probably worked in warehouses and call centres all getting together online to try and one up each other with fictional stories of being industrial revolution style tycoons.
>>66990521
Sorry lad I'll try harder next time.
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>>66990542
red stripe for me lad
what are you drinking?
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>>66990542
12 lidl ciders
i've lost control of my life lud
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>>66990542
k cider, frosty jacks, ace cider, all the good stuff
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>>66990548
>Fren was the best /pol/ poster.
It's a shame his persona was stolen wholesale by a paedophile who frequents this general.
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>>66990557
>what are you drinking?

Woodgate Dark fruit all the way lad
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luv me darkie froot
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>>66990560
I've gone from drinking daily to only drinking at weekends
it's a start!
I'm gonna quit completely at some point
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>>66990542
Quite like this rum from lidl de lad
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>>66990565
>It's a shame his persona was stolen wholesale by a paedophile who frequents this general.
HelperLad by any chance?
Absolutely mad how some angry drunk cottoned onto another lads real personality and mad it his own by just posting images.
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no beer for me my leed
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>>66990580
same here lad
only drink on fridays now but i used to drink every day
you'll get there eventually lad
drinking 8 cans tonight but i'll probably drop it down to 4 at some point, and then probably just give up on drinking all together since drinking 4 cans for me is fuck all
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>>66990562
>no HCC
Ngmi
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>>66990604
stop noncing children
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>>66990560
1.19 for a 7.4% henry Weston's rip off is good value cider imo
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>>66990604
So that's your gimmick out the window then. Fuck off deeee lad
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For me? It's Lidl Rye Bread with Sunflower Seeds
Rye has more nutrients per 100-calorie serving than any other whole grain. It has four times more fibre than standard whole wheat and provides you with nearly 50% of your daily recommended amount of iron. With its rich taste and high nutritional value, only a loser lid would miss out on its dietary benefits.
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>>66990604
why not de lud?
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>>66990511
You're deeply wrong

I think being wrong and pretending you aren't makes you a better person than accepting your fate as a total fucking loser

and given the shifting nature of total fucking loser it's retarded to think of yourself as a total fucking loser, purely destructive, what does it achieve, cynicism points with the likes of you?
who cares
you're a loser
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>>66990626
Feel a bit ill currently. sticking to the woffee
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>>66990622
I'll have to get some next time lad, luv seeded bread and some nice salted butter
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>>66990607
is this smirnoff?
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*my apu drops woffee all over the thread*
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>>66990648
no
heard he got taken into A&E with alcohol poisoning
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>>66990675
what a waste of good woffee
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>>66990675
so this is what britfeels become.
the state of you mongs
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>>66990633
Ultimately self awareness is the first step on the path to self improvement. You can't solve a problem if you're in denial the problem exists, or if you retreat into a fantasy world on /brit/pol/
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>>66990697
frosty is a yank btw
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>>66990697
*my apu waddles up to you and offers you a woffee*
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>>66990648
Smirnoff is a poser lmao. Real alcoholics aren't boasting about their collection of overpriced vodka.
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>>66990717
He's the only alcy here who posts pics of his alcohol. Frosty won't even post his empty cans.
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>*spills it again*

fucking state of my apu cant even hold objects. the daft cunt struggles with no opposable thumbs
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>>66990698
knowing youre a failure and pretending to be not is infinitely better than admitting to it
>>66990709
kek we have a yank infestation how to get ride of them
>>66990712
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>>66990738
Frosty isn't an alcoholic though, he just likes his drink.
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>If you're a alcoholic or paedophile you're not DESU
/britfeel/ has gone full circle
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>>66990745
>knowing youre a failure and pretending to be not is infinitely better than admitting to it

If you choose delusion, you'll always be a failure. If you face reality, then you might one day actually do the hard work you need to climb out of your hole.
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>a alcoholic
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>>66990761
>>If you're a alcoholic or paedophile you're not DESU
moni is a pedophile and a desi
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>>66990766
i have a wife
youre just a fucking spastic
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>>66990755
He's an alcy mate.
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I did the thing
>my lad
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>>66990783
no you don't lad
kind of pathetic
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>>66990783
>I have a wife

Congratulations. Does she know you get angry at strangers when they say things online that hurt your fee-fees?
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Alci
my lad
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>i h-have a w-wife

Typical /brit/pol/ namefag. What's next? You'll start telling us about your empire of textile factories you own and your acres of farmland?
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>>66990800
>replying to bait posts
Come on lad
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I h-have a f-f-farm
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on the skag
my lad
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>>66990800
she wouldnt care because its called dominance
>>66990819
utter cope. i feel guilty for attacking you pathetic brinnies
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>>66990794
There's a huge difference between drinking excessively and being physically dependent on alcohol.
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wane a burn from skag
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Frosty, are you an alcoholic or not?
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>>66990849
we don't know lad, he's lied about a lot of stuff here but we do he is a yank
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>>66990645
You gotta toast it for alot longer than normal bread and the longer it sits there toasting the more crunchier it becomes. I like it toasted, made into croutons then dropped into soup. You eat dis stuff a few times a day and you'll have da cleanest and neatest poos ever.
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>>66990860
Where's the proof that he's a yank?
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>>66990895
That was a gimmick lad
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>>66990895
I know by his parse and syntax.
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Anyone else here homeschooled?
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>>66990912
kids aren't allowed in /britfeel/
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>>66989592
>Woke up with this melody stuck in my head. any of youse recognise it?
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmi5zHg4QSM
There was an animated version of this by Disney
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Cravin' a creampie.
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>>66990953
Kek
Nice edit that de laad
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>>66990963
Not an edit de lad. It's how are SSM is living.
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Being of sound mind, I hereby declare you all null and void
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A tune for SSM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOvk6bfEAtU
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>>66990946
the mystery has been solved
ffs I was so convinced it was some 90s CITV show as well
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>>66990209
>plants like it all the way up to 1000-1500
Yeah but we're not plants
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Amer poosain, a man.
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>>66991086
Your a plant
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SSM, a king
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Seaside Mark, a legend
Nonce Toy Mark, a victim
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I answer only to god
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Everyone has a story, what's yours?
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>>66991113
Pretty sure I'm a human actually
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Lauren T loves a good banging
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>>66991218
dunno mate but some say it's beginning, others say it's ended but nobody says its the middle
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I wish I had people to drink with
Anyone living in the south-west? Think I might organise a /britfeel/ meetup
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>>66991218
in the time of chimpanzees i was a monkey and its been downhill ever since
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Ahh yes treated myself to the national theatre at home subscription lads. Just finished romeo and juliette, not ashamed to say I shed a tear. Can't decide which play to watch next
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>>66991362
SeasideMARK lives in the south west and he is desperate for drinking buddies to get wasted with
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fuckin buzzing lads
all bevied up
fuckin love oasis lads
can't get enough of it
as you were LG X
where were you while we were gettin highhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcUhYQQrvyI
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>>66991432
>tfw you and the lads will never be in a champagne supervona in the sky
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>>66990542
A tom collins for me.
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tired already mates
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-59999250
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How come /britfeel/ is still going in 2022?
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>>66991664
i was just about to post a picture of his room with a caption saying this is how britfeelers live
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>>66991664
cunt had a football table
shouldn't been moaning that bad
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>>66991664
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-59999250
By the time he was found on 2 June 2020, Mr Langley, who also had learning difficulties and suffered from irritable bowel syndrome, double incontinence and arthritis,

imagine the smell
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When you're a genetic runt, should you just kill yourself?
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>>66991664
For every infamous case like Like Fred West and Harold Shipman, there will be a thousand cases of people being tortured under the radar
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KARMA POLICE
ARREST THIS MAN
HE TALKS IN MATHS
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FUCK YES LADS
THE STROKES
PHENOMENAL BAND
ABSOLUTELY BIBLICAL
YANK BAND THEY ARE BUT BRIT APPROVED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqOIonni7-Q
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ALL de way
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>>66991734
It's Eddie you freak, your roommate !
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THIS GENERAL IS FUCKING DEAD
NO CUNT WANTS TO SPEAK HERE ANYMORE
NO DRUNK CUNTS LIKE ME BANDING TOGETHER AND HAVING A GOOD TIME
FUCKING SAD THE STATE OF THIS GENERAL MAN
ALMOST MAKES ME TEAR UP
SO MANY GOOD MEMORIES HERE GONE DOWN THE FUCKING SHITTER
VERY SAD RIGHT NOW LADS
give me some song recs :)
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>>66991876
Karen O - Lux Prima

It's an album by Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Danger Mouse
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>>66988741
the fuck is wrong with your cooking, bongs
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Big Barry Hawkins looks like he's got it lids
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>>66991927
Scotch eggs are very good

It's an egg wrapped in pork with breadcrumbs on the outside
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>>66991927
don't knock it until you try it
seriously
yanks always say beans on toast is shit
but if you actually try it it's really good
you have to get proper british baked beans though
and bread that doesn't taste like cake
yeah i heard all yank breads taste like cake
fucking gross
get a good loaf of bread, some branson beans, grated cheese on top, fucking delish lad
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Just had a little cry lads. Feeling very lonely.

Haven't been here in some years now, usually reside at /fit/. Hope your nights are going better
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>>66992016
Why did you cry lid??
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>>66992016
things will be okay de lad
I don't believe it in my own case
but I believe it for you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dnTLx4XQDI
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BAAAAAAAAAANZAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!1
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>>66992059
>Not using mozzarella

Heathen
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just smashed big bunda bitch

time for wustlers and womf
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>>66992038
I only have you guys to speak to tonight. Most of my friends ignore my messages mostly and dont live in my city.

Not sure how my life became like this. It's not like I'm an introvert, I can chat to people quite well if I want to. I think that's why it hurts even more to be lonely as an extrovert.
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very tempted to meet ssm to be honest family
i'm a neet with a lot of expendable income, could easily get the train to go and see him. i'm an alchie and i think a livestream with him and me would be good entertainment. i'd introduce k cider to ssm. would be funny as fuck
idk what do you guys think?
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>>66992110
>Most of my friends ignore my messages

Yeah, sorry to break it to you, they aren't your friends lad.
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https://youtu.be/Q04rif9F91E
Womfing in bed MY LEEEEEDS
Watching Seinfield
Sorry I did not write you back loli lad
Hope all is well x
Lots of love for the comfy ones
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>>66992149
They are, I just basically send links/memes to them but they're busy with their lives so don't respond to that.

They've just all made friends where they are and I haven't made any here really.

It's ok I won't give up. You guys are my friends tonight. For all the shit 4chan gets at least there is a place for lonely people to congregate.
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on my last can
gonna listen to some tunes with my stepdad
he has great taste and i love our time together when we listen to music
honestly a sound guy and better than my real father
love listening to that lovely 70s prog with my stepdad :)
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>>66992274
Nice lid, what kinda music?
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>>66992315
like i said, a lot of 70s prog and some gothic stuff. he's a really cool guy, i'll post them one sec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v81y4-2mUOc
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>>66992274
why the winky
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>>66992332
Yeah so you did. I'm a spacker, bit pissed lad not gonna lie
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i fucking love my stepdad lads
feel bad for you anons having a single mother or having unstable relationships
my stepdad has been there for me for my entire life
i'll know he'll be married to my mother for the rest of their lives.
it's pretty tragic thinking that you guys won't, makes me tear up a little bit
everyone deserves LOVE in their life
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>>66992409
I'm happy for you, and happy for your mum she's getting a good knobbing
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>>66992409
I used to get on with my dad but now he seems to care more about the furnishings of his home
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>>66992409
>i'll know he'll be married to my mother for the rest of their lives.
>it's pretty tragic thinking that you guys won't, makes me tear up a little bit
I don't want to be married to your fat slag mum thanks.
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>>66992447
she's skinny thanks
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>wissed
Yes
>Listening to the smiths at an excessive volume
Also yes
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you lot are fucking shit and you deserve the likes of moni for being so pathetic
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>high
yes
>watching bobs burgers
also yes
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>>66992538
Moni doesnt even do anything interesting more. I don't know of that's better or worse. He just sits farting into the same cushion all day getting platinum trophies
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Amer barely even posts here any more, imagine using his fake tranny name as well. What a fucking nonce lmao
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>>66992571
>"This is the way the troon ends. Not with a bang, but a fart"
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>>66992601
This is excellent, made me kek lad
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>>66992577
Yet he still lives rent free in your head anon
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>>66992409
>tfw you end up getting a shite dad who bullshits constantly, frequently throws huffs like a stroppy woman and still thinks he's some young hip fashionable guy when he's nearly 60
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Is SSM unemployable?
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>>66992647
Mark could easily get a job - he doesn't want one. The job search videos are all a performance.
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Poley needs therapy.
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>>66992647
i laugh every time i see this
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>>66992666
Poley needs some laxatives and a firm slap from his dad
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>>66992647
4 time ovr likit. not driving car
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>>66992647
Imagine living next to this degenerate, amazed he's not had his head kicked in yet
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>>66992660
But he keeps saying he is bored and lonely in his flat and getting a job would help him network to obtain a fren

I reckon he does genuinely does want a job
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>>66992677
It happened a lot back in the day
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>>66992409
Can't say I'd take on step children myself. It's bad enough even banging a single mother, let alone take on her sprogs
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>>66992699
His upstairs neighbour nearly did kick his head in for playing his music too loud lol
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>>66992538
Why are you randomly posting about Amer Hussain?
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I wonder what MB's children are doing right now
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>>66992736
He's my friend. Problem?
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>>66992736
Why are you so obsessed with him?
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SSM and Poley in sex acts
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>>66992682
POOLEY NEEDS A LOO
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>brings up a paedophile for zero reason
>'n-no YOU'RE the obsessed one'
Pakichasing runt.
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He didn't like that comment
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>>66992747
Why are you always thinking about his children?
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point out the comment that upset you lad
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>>66992774
Blimey he really gets under your skin eh?
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>>66992795
Someone has to lad
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>>66992810
BIG JAMAL is taking care of MB's kids now
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creampiemarks done it again
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>>66992747
You just know his daughter will end up on AdultWork when she's older.
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>>66992835
You're an unironic nonce.
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SSMEE is thinking about SSME right now
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>getting so irate over the casual mention of a known personality
show me where he touched you lad
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How come so many ITT seemingly want to tongue Amer's dirty arse yet won't actually contact him to do it? He's very easy to message.
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seasidemark is the creampie king end of
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>>66992867
Much like seasideMARK, Poley has obsessed fans who bizarrely do not want to go anywhere near him
It sad
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Lovely creampie . seasidemark wouldnt hesitate.
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>>66992867
MB might be interested. He's got a taste for it now thanks to his naughty uncle.
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>>66992835
Literally the day she turns 18 kek
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>picking me up on my Moni obsession
who hurt you lad
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think Ive got fleas again lads..fucking loads of bites on my neck
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>>66992888
Cor are SSM would be all over that!
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Cor SSM would eat that creampie then get to work with a creampie. seasidemark is the creampie king
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>>66992904
glad to see you acknowledge your obsession
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>>66992913
I remember watching that stream - he literally bought SIX creampies.

Bet he ate the lot that night too the mad lad
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>>66992853
SSME is thinking about SSM right now
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started the gym again, 12 month membership. Went into LIDL after, soon to be relic of the past here
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I wonder when MB last saw his children. I'll have to go through the archives and work it out
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>>66992986
Lad - you need help. Stop thinking about his kids!
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I wonder why SSME doesn't seem to care about people like Makaveli. He's no better than SSM.
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>>66993039
Is Makaveli on bennies?
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>>66988741
I havent had sex in 2 bloody years
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>>66993039
Makaveli doesn't post as many videos as Mark does. He's a lot more guarded about his spending habits it seems.
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>>66993049
He's an alcoholic living in his mums shed. Most likely lad.
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>>66993058
I haven't had sex in 7 years
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>>66993066
He seems to delete his videos after a few days just like SSM and Seagull does
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>tfw no amazonian gf

One day I'll find one.
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>>66993141
the way he switches sides kek
insecure much little lad
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i have rhis black mark on the head of my dick. idk if it's a bruise or a birthmark but i heard it could be decolorstation or something. it doesn't itch, hurt, or grow and you can't pick at it so it's definitely not cancer. i've had it since i was about 8 years old. makes me pretty insecure de lads, like if a lass would notice it or something
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did hhl ever recover from wovid?
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>>66993086
How do you cope brov
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>>66993179
Doubt by the time youve got your pants off theyd care just say its a birthmark lol
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>>66993222
Don't really miss it much desu lad.
I'm just glad I had a real relationship and lost my virginity without resorting to prostitutes
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>>66993202
naw he disappeared
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Why didn't Shi Panon shag Ameer
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Who is the hardest poster in /britfeel/?
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Spent a bunch of money on Amazon but cancelled my order when I realised how impulsive I am. Now left with no expectation of receiving the things but was so close it is annoying. Like edging but with consumer goods I am seething.
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>>66993297
Pikey lad
Proper mad lad he was
Probably dead now
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Started listening to Wu Tang Clan tonight lads, listened to the whole first album on the bus home. Really enjoyed it tbqh, infinitely better than the shite that's out now
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>faux leather leggings reviews on youtube
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Any snooker lad in?
Love snooker me

Kyren Wilson all the way
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>>66993367
The one sport that hasn't been B*ACKED yet.
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watched this film called vivarium (2019) today. imogen poots jesse eisenberg fucking weird aand grim. recommend it. if you got nothing to do
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I will now press some new stimulant capsules (caffeine)
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>>66988741
Scottish girls are the best.
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>>66993416
you ever seen that movie The Hunt were that guy get accused of being a nonce and then the whole town starts turning on him
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just had a wankington. time for bed
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thing jimmy has it spot on by having a fake laugh in his arsenal. really need it.
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Just ordered some new Weebok trainers.
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hello I am drunk
>>66988871
wtf she is cute, name?
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on the wodfather grind
i'm near the end lids

>>66993980
love me darren styles
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>>66993310
Hardest confirmed. Silly dead fool has rigor mortis if he hasn't turned into a spoopy skellington already
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Imagine if SSM ever got on Big Brother back in the day. Would of been kino.
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>>66992409
Did your mum divorce your dad because of his Seaside Mark Exposed YouTube channel? Either way I'm glad you have a great stepdad.
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Got me some scrumpy and a pork pie lads
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I am fucking gutting myself about SSM phoning up to apply for a job and telling them he stinks of fish and shit. I wonder if there's something broken in his brain that makes him incapable of shame. It's like a very specific flavour of autism.
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finished the wodfather 2 (2009)
total playtime: 8h40m
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>>66993789
>Just ordered some new Weebok trainers.

These
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If outside changes it doesn't mean inside does or it is bad. Thank you OMAD dude and good night!
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Fucking 1AM in the morning and the cunt is loudly stomping and moaning about the place completely shitfaced again, placing emptied wine bottles in front of my room too

Fucking unreal, you cannot make this shit up

I just put the earmuffs on again in case she stumbles upstairs and starts slamming into shit again within the next 10 minutes or so
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>>66994374

Very similar. The bottom is different.
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>>66993912
that sophie?

wtf she done to her face?

plastic cunt
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>>66994446

Why do you never tell us who this mystery drunk woman is lid? I still can't figure out if she's your neighbour or mother.
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>>66994281
reckon he woulda been on the end of some controversy. reckon he would be a love hate character
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>>66994401
you told faith yet?

>>66994501
he did told us bit back. just his flatmate. the amount this is repeated im still convinced this is just some spam laro thoygh
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>>66994483
couldnt be doing shoes like that myself. i need proper shoes you can walk in. would just wear those down quick.
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Just woke up with this, my lip is twice the size it normally is and I can't eat it burns so bad.

Wtf did I do? Must've tried to eat my own lip in my sleep or something. It won't heel because everytime I brush my teeth it just starts bleeding
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>>66994600
Mate you been suckin cocks down back alleys.again?
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>Left the hearing protection on for liek 20 minutes
>Put it off just now
>Four fucking minutes (!) later the cunt comes stumbling into the connecting room again

Now that is fucking amazing

I'm glad i'm keeping track of her crazed constant hoovering round the clock otherwise i wouldn't be able to believe it myself
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I'm in my 30s and have never owned a car. Would love to drive around and feel safe, especially at night. But is it worth the expense of learning, buying, running and insuring?
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What percentage of people on 4chan will end up like Seaside Mark?

Also, surely one day the government will just stop funding such lifestyles of laziness and require people to work for a living?
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>>66994876
Seaside Mark is a one of a kind. <3
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>>66994905
I bet there are many people like him, although they probably don't broadcast themselves on YouTube

But yeah surely at least some people on 4chan will end up like him right? Alone, in their 40s (he's like 47 right?), jobless for years, etc.
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>>66994876
People are waking up to the realities of the system we live in and dropping out of the workforce. Unless there's a big social change to incentivise it rather than vilify benefits claimants, people will opt out of society in greater numbers. We're a culture without culture. There's no appeal to work anymore. No security, no faith, no sanctity of the nuclear family. Consumerism can only motivate so far. It's a big problem for everyone, whether you're talking about the average citizen, the government or the corporations. We need a major change in values which would necessarily uproot a lot of the status quo. I don't even know if it's possible without some kind of revolution at this point, and even then the big banks could fund militaries and PMCs far beyond what the citizenry could hope to muster. We get more dystopian by the day. Soon the only place to escape to will be VR.
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>>66994876

There are millions of people just like SSM out there. Ever been down the town centre of your city/town on any given afternoon? All you see is unemployed alkies walking around.
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The night SSM creampied Claire and Cheryl. Back in his prime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD5y8XQDGLI
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Austerity Britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7DZLxJ9YVQ
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drew a cock and balls on someones mask at work today, was epic bantz
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>>66995189
Yeah you're probably right

>>66995244
How did Mark get two women to hang out with him?
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>>66995491
He's known Claire for over 20 years. SSM probably wasn't as grotesque as he is now.

Cheryl is Claire's best mate.
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but how did claire meet cheryl?
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>>66990542
I had a nice Chianti with my Amatriciana and now a bottle of Rioja with some chocolate... lovely.
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>tfw ywn go freight hopping across remote parts of Siberia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gls8LMJOjRI&t=129s&ab_channel=VAGABOND

Looks womfy
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>>66995640
They are a lesbian couple
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Good morning!!
I have woken up way too early, my alarm isn't until 4am, but I decided to just get up
I am looking forward to my shift (6am to 4.30pm)
I hope you all have a blessed day! I will!
Also, I dreamt about her again
>>66993309
>cancelled my order
baka desu
Just reorder the stuff, you might be able to get it same day
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>>66995573
>He's known Claire for over 20 years. SSM probably wasn't as grotesque as he is now.
Fair enough. Do you know where they know each other from?
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>>66988741
https://voca.ro/1gY7PctOryHv
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>>66995704
There's a long video of all three of them at Mark's old bungalow in Sherborne on youtube

Not watched it in a while but I think Mark said he met Claire at a rave
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Just remembered that its Friday night and I have a crate of wud in. Is it too late to have a few weers?
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been in a state of shock for the past two month de lads
coming out of the army and trying to line myself up a job, but the absoloute STATE of employers offering over 30k is bizarre
they act like you are applying to be a dictator

>"how will you improve the performance of your team to not only meet, but exceed our KPI's?"

I would be transparent with them, these are the targets, do your best and if we dont hit them then we will get our heads together and see if there is a better, faster way to do it without burning you out

>"Thank you for attending the interview, but you aren't the type of person we are looking for"
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>>66995880
never too late de lad, ive a bottle of wodka, ill stay up
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>>66995880
nah sink em pal

sink em like the titanic
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I am satisfied that my tax contributes to SSM's lifestyle.
At least he documents his life unlike the vast majority.
In regards to ssmExposed, i'd ask him why he feels so strongly about ssm. There is history there which he is yet to reveal.
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>>66995880
It's Saturday morning
Lazy dosser
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>>66995907
>>66995931

Only gone and cracked open a wokkle.
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>>66996014
Its on now lad, we are on the WISS.
https://youtu.be/DwkCeOjyJ5E?t=29
Thoughts on west yorkshire bassline MC's?
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>>66995981
Seaside Mark Exposed is a deeply inadequate person. You can hear it in his voice, and see it in his obsession. He deals with this inadequacy with sadism. He believes if other people suffer, he will feel better about his own weakness and failings as a man and a human being. Mark is just a convenient target. He can target Mark and still be self-righteous about it.
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>>66996047

It wovely, it great.
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hard on the mephedrone
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might open another bottle of wine desu schmesu
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opened a nice bottle of cider vinegar 18%
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>>66996257
nice, lad. enjoy
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>>66996120
based
>>66996117
I thought that, why is he so bothered about a bloke dole dossing? its strange. Did you see what he described ssm as in the comments on his last vid before he deleted it? Wished death on SSM and that he would rot. Fucking strange.
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>>66996298
nothing to do really, might go to bed soon
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>>66996309
theres all sorts to do my lad, ever watched astartes?
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>>66996318
doesnt look like my cup of tea desu
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Wased WelperLad wabbing on the weethie weethers
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Cannot get over the absolute STATE of Boris Johnson. He's like Sideshow Bob when he keeps stepping on those rakes.
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>>66996366
Fair one mate, cant knock you if you gave it a try
https://youtu.be/O7hgjuFfn3A
^There it is if you feel like giving it another try.
>>66996379
Based Boris on the smash with the lads.
>ohhh nooooo but the coof noooo
fuck off mate
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May do a cum tribute to SGA and his nan.
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>>66996379
he did nothing wrong. just jealous seethie weethies want to exploit a power grab opportunity.
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>>66996424
who is sga ive been gone for a bit
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hope SSM gets my letter on monday
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>>66996372

True that liddington.
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>>66996442
>nooo other people were there so we should support corbyn nooo

>>66996460
screen capping. what did you write?
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>>66996466
helper im fucking wissed de lad
had a chat with you on here about how we both had self destructive tendencies
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>>66996488
sent him a letter with foreign currency
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>>66996526
which currency?
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still got my ISIS coins. never selling
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>>66996572
what are isis coins de lad?
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>>66996516

Only three wokkles in me.

Yeah we all bored in life x
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>>66996538
5 US dollar and 2000 norwegian krone
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Pretty sure I have a concussion
My dad was pecking my head again and I had enough, he was shouting at me even though I was trying to help so I started banging the back of my head against the wall

I feel like I'm underwater and kinda drift off a bit occasionally
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>>66996597
how quick can you down one? me? bout 30 seconds
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>>66996650
report him to the police, thats domestic abuse
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>>66996655

Me record is 22 seconds. Gonna have to do with the google timer game now sheeeeeit.
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>>66996655
i only drink wine, beer upsets me tummy
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>>66996596
Here you are de lad
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>>66996690
The British police don't care about crimes against trans people
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>>66996718
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/exonumia121615.html

how have you got that?
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>>66996741
>Please be aware that process of obtaining this item can be regarded as a crime of aiding or supporting terrorist group.

>>66996718
glowies are coming for you lad
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>>66996718
>Please be aware that process of obtaining this item can be regarded as a crime of aiding or supporting terrorist group.
uh oh
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>>66996650
>dad being abusive and pecking my head again and I had enough

>I told him no paki and he started yelling abuse at me. So I kept banging my head on the wall and shouting PAKI PAKI PAKI

>Feel like I'm underwater

>I am considering going to the hospital and pissing in dad's drink when I get discharged
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>>66996695
gwarn de lid. gna have to beat your record now
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>>66996779
Ring the old bill lad
>"Noooo someone on r9k has terrorist money"
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Got a 2 day ban on /pol/. Oh well.
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>>66996873
what is this? what am i looking at? i dont get it
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https://www.sentencingcouncil.org.uk/offences/magistrates-court/item/funding-terrorism/
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>>66996916
he has some isis coins/propoganda leaflet
fucking strange
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>>66996926
seems that for it to count it has to be probably a bigger contribution than a coin

>>66996883
keke what you get banned for this time? riling up the homosexuals, the lefties?
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>>66996966

Shitbosting about Russia. Must be a Russki jannie on there.
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>>66996966
Culpability C Category 3
High level community order - 3 years' custody
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>>66996966
https://southfront.org/isis-imposes-currency-controlled-areas/

it looks like he is bang to rights
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The ISIS coin will be worth a fortune in years to come de lod.
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>>66997011
isis stilll a country? thought they died. what does bang rights mean?
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mefsL9-nP9c
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Gonna time this next wokkle, here we fucking go.
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>>66996987
Fuck off mate. Its merely a souvineieer.

>>66997039
Night on the piss for me and you when I sell then my leeed

>>66997069
Isis never was a country. If you don't know what bang to rights means then your not British. Fuck off tourist.
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>>66997093
I just wish Jeremy never smacked that assistant over a sandwich. We lost a lot there de lad.
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>>66997106
>Its merely a souvineieer.
Save it for the pre sentence report
You're fucked boyo
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>>66990648
no. by then i'd polished off 9 K's and 3/4 of a 70cl bottle of vodka, then passed out by my desk. now i'm awake apparently. pouring with sweat and throwing up. cool. three and a half hours of this hell until the shops open and i can get this withdrawal to fuck off.
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>>66996883
me? im range banned permanently
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBe3TxOEuHA
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rewatching oldboy atm, such a good movie
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>>66997174

Kek, you're the BLACKED spammer aren't ya lid.
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>>66997190
never ever posted on /pol/ i have
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>mate's new lass has been texting me all week
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>>66997178
blackpool waltzer tier

Quintessential northern art below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-deKB13NHQ
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>>66997214
ignore, at all costs
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>>66997233

She is literally called Stacey. Proper slag she is.
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quite drunk me, need to finish this bag though before i can go to bed
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Me? Getting maccies breakfast on the way to work
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>>66997305
>way to work
work on saturday? what kind of job?
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>>66997276
you cant write it
just leave it de lad, its not worth falling out with your mate over a literal stacey
>>66997291
what you sniffing de lad? rack up a slug and embrace it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSasFioVIvo
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>>66997311
>what kind of job?
A M A Z O N
My usual shift is Sunday to Thursday and I'll do an extra day on Friday sometimes but this week the Friday VET was full so I've took the one for today instead
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>>66997314
>what you sniffing de lad?
mephedrone
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>>66997327
>fet
wrap it up in a rizla and swallow de lad
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>>66997326
im sure this has been asked before but how much do you get paid?
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>>66997327
oh no your your on about mcat? oh no no no no
just smash it up your nose and go to the nearest 24hr garage and start on the indian behind the counter
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>>66997342
10 bingbongs per hour
It was 13 bingbongs per hour during Peak but Mr Bezos took the incentive away :(
It's going up to like 11.50 or something in April though
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>>66997355
i guess thats not too bad
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What even is life man.
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How come there are so many murders in London recently but nothing happens to me when I go out past midnight. The scariest thing I see are foxes and occasionally some drunk people rambling
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>>66997214
shag her mate. your on bennies. women dont come knocking everyday. not like you can just meet one at work. shag her
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>>66997391
when you think about it, in life the negative outweighs the positive and we were born in a incredible rich country with lots of opportunities. imagine how shit life must be in a third world country, im surprised those people dont neck themselves
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Womf everywhere i go
I cant bite when the seethies show
enter the thread with all of my womfers
chat is done all womfers go home
except nubs, you can stay
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>>66997434
happiness is internal
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i wonder if i have ever met a murderer who got away with it
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>>66997434

>imagine how shit life must be in a third world country, im surprised those people dont neck themselves

Even weirder when you find out suicide rates are much higher in highly developed rich countries like Japan, South Korea and America. I think humans are incompatible with capitalism which is why it leads to so many suicides. We were not meant to live like this at all. Thank fuck I'm a NEET.
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>>66997469
>suicide rates are much higher in highly developed rich countries
thats a meme, not actually true
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>>66997434
no mate, the happiest people you will ever meet are shit third worlders. The pashtun tribes of south Afghanistan, the Papua New Guinieans, the Sentelaise.
They are happy. They farm their land, enjoy simple games/pastimes, and have loving doting wives.
We in the west are tortured by social media, mass monetary inflation and the worship of vanity and vapidity.

Return to monke.
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new thread soon lads anybody want to make one?
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I would unironically rather be some nigger living in the jungle hunting with a spear than some corporate slave for Amazon.
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gf works for amazon
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>>66997542
just become a zogbot because then you at least have a chance to experience the thrill of kill or be killed
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>>66997569

I have diagnosed autism. I legally can't join the armed forces lmao.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/armed-forces-cruel-rule-sees-23931389
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new threadington for the wissheads and wackers

>>66997627
>>66997627
>>66997627
>>66997627
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>>66997607
unlucky de lad
nothing is stopping you from flying to ukraine and doing your bit over there tho
https://youtu.be/tLvwgmClQss
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watching seven years in tibet
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>>66997542
WHat do you mean "rather be"? Being an indigenous person who lives in harmony with nature rather than some urban polluted hellscape is literally the dream.
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>>66990740
WHAT TEH FUCK ANON GET IT TOGETHER THIS THREAD IS SOAKED



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