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Okay so I think I fucked up
>following small popular artist on Twitter
>over months of seeing her posts start crushing on her
>see she made a post saying she is asexual
>this pushes me over the edge and I decide to dm her
>I make an alt account because I'm too nervous to contact her with my main account since I use it to look at porn and my likes are all porn
>dm her on new account
>say she is cute
>mention im also ace and she would be the perfect gf for me
>tell her I look a lot like the penguin because she draws him A LOT
>it's true i look a lot like a young Danny devito
>I went out and bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
>ask her if she wants to see a photo
>before I can send a photo she blocks me
>she posts this on twitter and now everyone is making fun of me and saying I'm gross and disgusting.
>even some of her more popular friends are jumping in making fun of me
I'm honestly destroyed. I really like her. I don't know what to do. I'm so sick to my stomach. I can't handle this im going to go get black out drunk
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>>66993204
Women, huh
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Great wakeup call to make you realize she's a fucking bitch
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>>66993204
top kek
post the photo
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>>66993204
>bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
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>>66993204
what's the problem? it's not like you're doxxed. make another alt and go again.
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lmfao man that's some high level autism, or just great writing.
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Why are you destroyed? You can now easily go in with your regular account and agree that the guy is a creep. Or not do anything at all. You are completely free of embarrassment and know not to do that again.
>>66993261
Also this.
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https://twitter.com/Magpie_Feather/status/1482088508416303111

For anyone who is curious lmao
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>>66993204
>simping over THIS
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>>66993356
Can't wait for someone to DM her a picture of this thread and a link lmao.
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>>66993204
that really sucks, but it sounds like it might be a misunderstanding. some aces don't want relationships either, so naturally she wouldn't like someone (a stranger) calling her the perfect girlfriend. the anonymity of your account might've put her off too. it was a sweet idea, might've worked on someone else but for this specific girl maybe it was too much at once since she doesn't know you at all
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>>66993204
>>mention im also ace
fucking freak. what kind of man has no sex drive? you're literally worse than a faggot.
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>>66993383
>>66993356
>>66993380
>>66993393

ahahahaha look at this
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>>66993356
Lmao
Imagine simping for a literal 2/10 tatted up autistic hole
Lmaoinf at your life also
>asexual
Only for you not for chad teehee
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Now we wait, let's see if we can make this thread legendary.
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>>66993439
Holy fuck lol owned.
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>>66993439
It's over OP, best to delete Twitter and never interact with women ever again.
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i like that youre honest op, but opening by calling aomeone your perfect girlfriend is just... beyond stereotypical neckbeard.

In a sense its cute. This is what everyones first attempt to ask a girl out is supposed to look like, except its supposed ro happen in 2nd grade. Like if you picture a little boy saying to a gril "i think youd be my perfect girlfriend" thats very normal.

Since robots usually dont try to interact with girls until much later, its not even that weird.

When i started messaging people to ask them out in HS/college it was ECTREMELY cringe, much worse than this. Dont feel too bad OP, youre only learning the game.
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>>66993439
uh oh spaghettio
twitter screenshot anons deserve it imo
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>>66993439
KEK based. Sorry, OP. You're fucked, now.
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>>66993439

lmao absolutely based, great work here.
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>>66993380
You're simping over a girl that literally looks like the goth version of earthworm Jim ?

She looks like she contracted syphilis from those prison tattoos.

Her forehead is large enough to land a 747 on.

Her hairline is visibly receding.

From the picture it looks like she has the body of a 2x4 piece of cardboard.

This is literally the most disgusting white woman I've seen all day and her lips are thinner than a surgical incision.

You couldn't pay me to shag this turbo thot.

Someone should really share this thread to this her so she can knows how it feels.
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>>66993204
>>66993439
Looking forward to her rant about the weirdo incel making a post about her on 4chan.
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>>66993439
Hey Magpie if youre reading this youre a hoe lol
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>>66993502
>You're simping over a girl that literally looks like the goth version of earthworm Jim ?
This made me spit my drink
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OP is probably larping as that guy. I don't think he's the one behind her post. His story doesn't match up with hers.
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>bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
Can't make this shit up
Post it
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>>66993502
>Her hairline is visibly receding.
Oh my god
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>giving women compliments over the internet
>accosting women via social media
>not going MGTOW and leaving these whores to their own devices until you find your submissive refugee trad wife that literally does everything you say and responds instantly to your every command without argument

OP please get help
https://youtu.be/9Deg7VrpHbM?t=1
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>>66993204
Post the pic here Op, it's the only way for her to see it. She might even unblock you.
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>>66993380
Kek even I can mog her and I'm a guy.
Anon don't fall this low my son
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>>66993204
PILOTREDSUN RELEASED HIS NEW ALBUM!!
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>>66993540
pretty much. according to >>66993403
he's following a bunch of porn accounts but according to OP he made a fresh account?
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>>66993502
>Her forehead is large enough to land a 747 on.
All middle-aged men worldwide laughed at this one
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>>66993615
Oh shit, thanks for telling me. His stuff is great.
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>>66993627
Yeah, OP is a larp, he fucked up by saying he made an alt. Got the story wrong.
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>>66993439
Why the fuck would you do this I just wanted advice but you're trying to ruin my life.
>>66993261
I'm not doxxing myself
>>66993328
Shes going to have her guard up now
>>66993386
Thank you very much for the advice anon
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>>66993627
>>66993648

She also says that it's not the Danny Devito Penguin, but an OC one that the guy claimed to look like.
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>>66993648
I started liking porn after she blocked me
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>>66993653
>I'm not doxxing myself
put a black rectangle over your eyes
>>66993204
here's advice
1) girls who say they're asexual are not asexual, a real asexual girl won't think of anything pertaining to sex and will never come to the conclusion "i'm asexual" because it never even crossed her mind
2) twitter thots don't post their art to share art, get critique or constructive criticism, the post it for a following and likes. not for their art, but for them.
3) what gets girls the most following and likes, is what you did. girls do this all the time, they'll put themselves out there, make it seem like they're unobtainable or misunderstood (asexual, vegan, whatever), and then wait like a predator for someone to come along, compliment their trap (art) and then hope that the girl will maybe want to start a friendship
the girl will then throw them under the bus and get likes because it's popular to make fun of alleged creeps, but then it's cry time when those alleged creeps snap.
"haha we will make fun of you endlessly. you're worthless, you creep! nobody likes you!!! haha, let me post online for the world to see you creepy!!!"
"oh no!! why did that poor misguided child shoot the school? quick hans, delete all my posts making fun of him!!"
"lets ban incels, they're clearly not fit for society"
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>>66993204
>desiring biofemales
This is the source of your material miseries.
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OP please get some self respect my dude.

This creature is barely human. She's probably part giraffe - look at that long disgusting neck.

She's pale as expired mayonnaise and despite appearing to be well into her 40s she still doesn't know how to properly apply makeup. Here she is at a formal event looking like an insecure ghost from Danny phantom.

Her head is too small for the rest of her body and I think I see a bit of an adam's apple there. This very well might be a pre-op tranny. I mean seriously OP are you sure this isn't a trap? Women that respond to DMs in that manner are usually severely insecure from a lack of positive male attention.

Think about it OP, you know women that are legitimately attractive get so many DMs that they would never have time to showcase one of the millions of failed attempts on their main page - in fact it just proves how much of an ugly goofy thot this disgusting whore is, she probably gets so few DMs that the moment she actually got one she took the rare opportunity as a chance to inflate her depressingly low self esteem.

Who can blame her? If I was a biological girl that looked 10x worse than literal mTf trannies then I would probably have low self esteem and make fun of people who are nice to me too.

This bitch has no tits, no chin, no lips and no hairline. She has no bitches, no hope, and no future. Why else would she let some junkie doodle that bullshit on her chest?

This thing belongs in the fucking trash, or perhaps one of the new suicide booths in Switzerland - either way you're wasting your time with her/him/it.
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>>66993807
Bitch looks like Sid from Ice Age
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>>66993807

Man you really put a lot of work into this post. Very strange.
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>>66993829
Because there's a good chance she might see this thread.
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>>66993807
She has a very sweet and bubbly personality. Idk I just thought she was cool. I don't really care about physical attraction and don't care. The thought behind it was she was a cool person that id like to befriend and spend time with. Like I get excited when I see one of her tweets. That was my first time contacting her and I literally have no idea what to do now I might take the other anons advice and disappear from the internet
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>>66993886
Post Penguin pictures coward.
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>>66993807
not my best work but an attempt
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>>66993204
>mention im also ace and she would be the perfect gf for me
Are you asexual, or were you catfishing her?
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>66993930
Hello based department? Yes OP is on the run again
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We HAVE A RESPONSE PEOPLE
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Well here you go everyone, let's see what happens next
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>>66993439
FUCKING BASED HOREE SHIETTTT
TRULY SOME EPIC BREAD
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>>66993807
>OP get self respect
So should she though tbqfh. Looks like fucking shit
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>>66993959
>>66993969
>>66993988

lmao excellent job
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>>66993988
>I posted it because I knew it was an alt account
Lol, whatever you say, delusional bitch.
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>>66993969
>so creepy
>Im literally shaking right now
Oh whats that? A chad just sent me a dm telling me how hes gonna fuck me in the ass first and then make me clean his dick with my tongue. Oh hes so nice teehee
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>>66993988
>I don't want this person around
Why are woman so cruel?
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>>66993886
She obviously doesn't, people with "sweet" personalities don't call people out publicly for making good intentioned yet awkward (and private) comments. Take off your rose tinted goggles and realize this her is your standard whore adopting an alternative aesthetic.

You don't care about physical attraction? Then what do you care about? This is an important question - do you want to hang out with cool people who share similar interests? Join a club with other men. You want to have a girl to stick your dick in and have a family with? Get a girl that listens to everything you say and respects your leadership as a man.

Protip: you will 99% not ever find this woman on the internet and she will probably not have any social media whatsoever.

Also please get this through your head. WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
you can be married to the bitch for 40 years and guess what ...

SHE IS STILL NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND.

A woman is nothing but a SEX OBJECT SHE IS THERE TO MAKE BABIES AND TAKE CARE OF SAID BABIES - NOTHING ELSE!

The day you fucking losers get that through your skulls your life will be tremendously better. Women are only good for two things, making babies and taking care of said babies. If you're looking for a woman to be your "friend" you will be looking until the day you die.

>>66993829
I just hate whores. I hate women. I desperately want men and incels to understand the truth about these creatures. That they're duplicitous in all their ways and that association with them is completely worthless in the majority of scenarios.

The only scenario where association with a woman would be a net positive instead of a net negative is in a situation where you're creating a family or if the bitch is for whatever reason just obsessed with you and does whatever you say - which is extremely rare for most guys.
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>>66993969

So which is it OP, do you look like Penguin from Gotham or like Danny Devito's Penguin.

OP is a fraud.
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>>66993204
Its alright op. You shot your shot. Women today feel like you are sexually harassing if you are anything but Chad trying to talk to them or seek a relationship with them.
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>>66994016
Beyond based
Orgasmic
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>>66993204
OP if you don't realise how your behavior is wrong and creepy then you're obviously on the spectrum. You need to learn how to interact socially in the real world and not online like an autist. For starters, who the fuck thinks the Penguin is attractive in any way? Same can be said for Danny DeVito, they're funny looking not attractive. Secondly don't get crushes from stalking women online, those are not real feelings you're just desperate. Thirdly you can't under any circumstances open with "you'd make the perfect girlfriend" to a complete stranger.

Women are being hit on and stalked and harassed all the time every day. If you don't realise that and manage to differentiate yourself from those dudes then you're never gonna strike up any sort of back and forth online. You were just desperate for pussy and it shows, and to even think that letting her know how desperate for her pussy you are is somehow a compliment shows that you're out of your mind.

Go outside, learn to behave like a human, work on your appearance and stop being an always online coomer. The real world is out there. You will never get gf through the internet.
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>>66993204
if you look at porn why do you want an ace gf? you are a weirdo and deluded btw.
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>>66993988
Down astronomically dude holy fuck

Put me in the screencap
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>>66993942
I am 100% ace and haven't dated since I was a teen because both gf's were abusive im zero interested in sex. I kind of related to her and that's the main reason I dmed her. Why would I catfish her?
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...you told someone that you look like an ugly batman villain?
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>>66994076

This is the artist posting 100% guaranteed.
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>doesn't shave her legs, pits or cooch
Arthoe confirmed
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LMAO

https://twitter.com/Magpie_Feather/status/1482144989446504449
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>>66994049
>rule 1 don't be ugly or women will dehumanize you until you kill yourself
This is literally the only moral of the story. The guys message was not attractive but that it. She's a histronic attention seeking cunt dramatizing this mans unfortunate attempt for clout.

"women are hurt!! :(" is always the backbone to this kind of socially abusive shit that stems SOELY from unattraction, or really, repulsion.
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I'm honestly shocked by the amount of blunders OP made in a row to arrive here, this is truly a new standard for autism.
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>>66994049
Ywnbaw
Dialte
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>>66994104
i wish i was an artists. im too retarded to be a freelancer.
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>>66994113
fake as fugg
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>>66994113
>making women afraid for their safety is NOT OKAY
But publicly humiliating men is? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fuckin hell, which one of you is this dude lmao
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This is most likely her last response, well what are you going to do OP? Gonna go Uncle Ted and delete all your social media so you won't get put on a incel watch list?
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>inb4 she is OP and put on this sharade in order to get pityfollowers
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>>66994113
>https://twitter.com/Magpie_Feather/status/1482144989446504449
lmao he deleted the tweet
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>>66994115
bro I personally know dozens of ugly, fat, unkempt dudes who are doing fine in the dating game, even bagging some decent looking whores, and I'm sure most people know similar cases. What they're doing right is simply not being autists. The manner they approach girls and the things they say do not threaten them so they shoot their shot in a way that's better accepted and often times women will bite due to the confidence of such a man seemingly not caring for his appearance and going for it.

No matter how hot you are no woman will think it's cute that you stalk her for months or are a fucking coomer. At best those are things you have to hide, since a lot of dudes are like that but realise that it doesn't look good so they're adept at hiding their power level and imitating normie behavior.
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God, the autism and cringe.
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>>66994161
OP is a fucking autist but what are you bro a fucking "pick me guy?" holy shit

"sorry we let him out" she's not gonna fuck you either bro
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>>66993204
Awww, OP, I'm so sorry... I know there probably isn't much I can say to make you feel better but I promise you that this will pass :(
>>66993439
Why would you do that? Don't you feel bad for him?
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>>66994161
>i'm sorry we let one of ours escape to this shithole, lol
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>>66994208

>Why would you do that? Don't you feel bad for him?

OP is not the guy behind her post at all. This whole thread is a larp, but a funny one.
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thank you anon for inspiring me to make shitty memes once again.
you truly are an hero.
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>>66993403
I'm fucking dying over here holy shit hahaha
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
BEST THREAD OF THE MONTH
LMAOOOOO
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can someone please explain why an asexual person is addicted to porn? how is that even possible? do asexual people normally watch porn? i honestly dont know, i imagine they wouldnt though.
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>>66994223
>>66994206
I'm a faggot you filthy mutts. I don't give a fuck about pussy.
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>>66994012
OP is a fucking faggot and he isn't handsome or persuasive enough to make up for that. Doing a photoshoot over a random whore, puts him below that whore.
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>>66994251
Much like everything else on the LGBT+ "spectrum", asexuality doesn't really exist.
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>>66994161
>legal actions
fucking kek lmao
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>>66994251
OP is the porn addict
the twitter girl who claims to be asexual is probably also a porn addict and is only "asexual" because her playing with a collection of dragon dildos is far easier than dealing with the furry simps she surrounds herself with
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>>66994113
LOL this is what you were simping over, OP? She's clearly doing this for attention at this point. She's shallow as fuck.
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>>66994161
You lose points for acting like a simp but you gain points for realizing Twitter is a shithole and contributing to the thread. 7/10
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>>66994228
Hmmm, maybe you're right, anon... How do we know, though?
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>>66994113
She deleted it. She's /here/, right?
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>>66994259
ok
>>66994262
op claimed they were asexual too though.
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>>66994284
fuck off to twitter, tranny
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>>66994184
You definitely don't know "dozens" of fat ugly dudes with girlfriends, or dudes at all, you sound like an idiot. This is clearly one of many cases when a dude said some autistic shit and was socially dragged in a really creepy, abusive way that is socially rewarded when you're a woman. There was no indication of "stalking" and there is zero indication of physical danger. The offensive thing he said was that he's unattractive, awkward, and attracted to her. that's not license to say he's committed an act of terrorism, and it's crazy to think that people who just didn't end up being socially normal wouldn't hate people. who did this to them. It also just shits on women who've actually suffered from abuse. Stop being a cheerleader for this vultures.
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>>66994231
Giga based artist
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>>66994277

His story contradicts hers, that he made a new alt to send the message cause he follows porn on main, then she says in >>66993403 that he followed a bunch of porn accounts. He also says that he looked like a "Young Danny Devito" in the OP, but in >>66993969 you can see the guy who sent her the message said he was similar to the Penguin in Gotham.
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>>66994161
What the fuck? What sort of legal action can she make? I just said I was asexual and I looked like the penguin then she blocked me! Should I delete everything?
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>>66993204
>I went out and bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
If this shit isn't a lie, I hope to fucking God you post that shit.

You're a complete autist of the worst kind, but you're a cool dude, you didn't leave shit half done.

>>66993807
>OP please get some self respect my dude.
Complete truth.
I honestly would be more sympathetic to OP if he was going after some perfectly normal homely chubby girl or something. At least I could see the appeal.
Instead he goes after miss "I'm such a special snoflake that when I introduce myself to someone I start by stating my sexual preferences and only then do I say my name."
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>>66993380
Ouch, oh well to each their own I guess
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OP here, I'm about to kill myself since Ive been outed and shamed even by my friends and fellow incels of 4chan.
GOodbye
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>>66993708
on the alt? so that the alt now resembles your main? great way to leave a trail of breadcrumbs dumbass.
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>>66994352
Livestream it kek
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>>66994231
What a legendary thread, beautiful
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>>66994312
She doesn't know that, and has probably experienced something similar. It's like when femoids are scared when we're walking behind them on the street. They're afraid we'll mug or rape them which is not the case nor do they have proof that it will happen but they've probably had enough experiences of cat calling or groping or dudes following them to think that everyone is capable of that.

Also OP admitted to cyberstalking her. How does she know he's not gonna be dangerous? Also she may have made fun of him sure but completely anonymously, which is pretty much just a way to let him know she's not ok with him. All you autists exposed him to her.
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>>66994352
nigga nobody's gonna know or remember this in your actual life in like a week relax you fucking idiot
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Holy shit the girl is so fucking ugly. What the FUCK is wrong with you incels and your worthless standards LMAO
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>>66994338
From what she was talking about I don't think she'll actually do it. There really isn't a case and to be honest she'll probably just use this clout or make it a meme. I don't usually use Twitter anymore but from what she was saying in dm's she's just gonna post bullshit and it'll he forgotten within a week.

OP will be fine.
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>>66994303
>fuck off to twitter, tranny
nta
But OP did say he too was asexual, despite following a bunch of porn accounts.
>>66993204
>>mention im also ace
"ace" is cringe twitter faggot lingo for asexual.
I know this due to loving to watch cringe twitter faggots crash and burn.
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>>66994370
So? I'm absolutely terrified of woman falsely accusing me of those things and going on social media crusades against me, just like OP is going through now. Doesn't mean I can just "take legal action" without anything actually happening.
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>>66994113
>making women afraid of their safety is NOT OKAY
Holy shit what is wrong with her?
He sent her a bunch of cringe messages and made a thread about it, not a death threat with her address.
Why do women do this? Why do they act like getting harmless messages is like getting murdered?
This makes it way harder to take anyone talking about sexual harrasment serious.
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>>66994338
>What the fuck? What sort of legal action can she make?
None. She's milking this for all the attention she can get from it.
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>>66994328
Holy moly, you're right! I can't believe I didn't notice that. Now I feel bad for the guy who actually did it... :(
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>>66993807
fuck you guys I think she's kinda cute. would love to fuck her out of her "asexual" phase.
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>>66993204
>>I went out and bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
Post the fucking photos OP
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Lmao OP you poor, deluded autist. I feel bad because you clearly don't get it, and this cunt is using this as a chance to bully you and feel powerful. Of course, you're a creep, but you're the kind of gentle creep that just doesn't understand what he's doing as he fumbles through social interactions. She is genuinely soulless and evil for leveraging this interaction to humiliate you for attention. Utterly repulsive.
>>66993502
>You're simping over a girl that literally looks like the goth version of earthworm Jim ?
Hahahahaha fucken amazing
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>>66994352
How the fuck do your friends know about this? We don't even know what your Twitter accounts are and she never DM'd any information about you. Also you should know better than to post anything that can traced back to you on 4chan especially in hilarious cases like this.
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OP is a fucking faggot
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>>66994397
Then don't put yourself in such a situation, which you won't because you obviously don't even talk to women, let alone see them or touch them. The only dudes afraid of such repercussions are those acting like creeps.

Is this one being overly dramatic? Yes. Is she harming OP in any way? He feels bad sure but the only one who exposed him was OP himself. She referenced him in complete anonymity and OP is paying for his autism because HE made the post here.
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>>66994016
>She obviously doesn't, people with "sweet" personalities don't call people out publicly for making good intentioned yet awkward (and private) comments.
Fucking based.
I'm not criticising Ms. Giraffe McSid for being a bit creeped out, fine, OP is an autistic weirdo.
But there's no fucking reason to go public with it. Even if the fucker had gone into stalker level of harassment (which seems like he didn't), she still had no reason to make it public, just go to the cops or whatever.
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OP is actually a master ruseman and made 4chan personal army to go after the roastie.
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She blocked me guys, she's definitely in the thread and reading the posts. Smile for the camera.
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All them dudes here shitting on her for overreacting and saying she should die for completely anonymously referencing OP's messages and saying she should die while they're rushing to make themselves victims of imaginary female cruelty and acting exactly like her.

OP fucked himself over. He's autistic and he posted this here exposing himself in the process.
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>>66994472
Everyone in the thread is shitting on OP primarily, he's the main joke and the whore is just a side of fries
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>>66994480
Yes he made a lot of mistakes in a row. It's hard to sympathize with him, but I pity him.
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>>66994480
You'll need to go back to twitter, niggerfaggot.
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>>66994499

No, he's right. OP is a bamboozler.

See >>66994328
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You retards seriously need to stop posting borderline doxx blog posts about which women reject you online for fucks sake, it's not a private conversation in real life that only metaphysical beings with access to the universes coding can record, it's official records saved forever for everyone to see.
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>>66993818
Lmao

PD2DP
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>>66994480
They're both retarded for separate reasons. Stop trying to defend one of them when you can shit on both.
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>>66994352
Don't do it, OP. Find someone else to obsess over and that anon was a dickhead for sharing your post with her
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>>66994284
>>66994396
op clearly isn't actually ace, it's a surprisingly common cope for sexless men to try to hide their desires from women, even going as far as to claim they're asexual, and this artist chick made herself an easy target for this guy's delusions. its some kind of twisted madonna whore complex where youve become so pussified you cant see yourself in a sexual light, making moves on women etc, and convince yourself you wouldnt be miserable and repressed in an actual ace relationship. You can always tell the fake ones because theyre porn addicted coomers despite claiming to be ace irl, its just code for, im too insecure to be sexually open with women.
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>>66993807
her? thats a man
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>66994352
For the love of God do not kill yourself over a narcissistic twitter roastie and autistic losers on a dopamine harvesting forum.
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>>66994161
>i'm going to take legal action because i want to publicly shame men and get away with it
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>>66994474
God fucking speed anon
>put me in screencap
also get your fucking neck fixed kek
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>>66994527
>You retards seriously need to stop posting borderline doxx blah blah
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>>66994527
Threads like these are the only reason I come on here so don't stop.
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>>66993886
>Ready Player One
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>>66994586
>>66994578
>Dude I love seeing people fuck up their lives because it gives me amusement!
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>>66994474
Twitter woman, if you are reading this post the screen name of the loser that was messaging you from here. we would all appreciate it. ty
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I love seeing people fuck up their lives because it gives me amusement.
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>>66993204
>>66993439
>>66993807
>>66993969
>>66993988
>>66994113
>>66994157
>>66994161
>>66994474
What a beautiful autism, I'm gonna cry at this work of art. Best thread of the year.
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>>66994550
>it's a surprisingly common cope for sexless men to try to hide their desires from women, even going as far as to claim they're asexual
thats what i assumed but i dont really know about what asexuality is about in a practical sense.
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>>66994624
Nobody fucked up his life. OP was being an autist online with complete anonymity, he exposed himself here and when the thread's done nobody is gonna care except for some people remembering and chuckling about it. He can just move on to stalking any other roastie out there but instead he's getting flustered and threatening to an hero because he's an unsociable retard who doesn't realise his real life isn't online.
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>>66994527
I didn't see any doxxes itt. Might've been deleted though
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This is a reminder, don't let the internet delude you into thinking that it's safe to be weird. If you are weird in public, people will notice and take appropriate action.
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>>66994693
It's a reminder to not build your entire life online. Go outside niggas holy fuck.
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>>66994642
I wouldn't be surprised if she'd make a tweet @ing me and sending a hate mob my way, it's not like it matters to me, I don't take the internet seriously.
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>>66994730
People are online what they are in real life. Imagine how worse it could be if OP said this weird shit in real life.
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>>66994746
can we at least see this >>66994642
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What are the chances of this thread either making OP kill himself or the twitter nigger? I sympathize with OP and don't want him to take his own life over something this stupid.
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>>66994759
That's what I'm saying, they need to learn to differentiate. If you're being weird, do it anonymously, IRL be normal. Generally speaking just lurk.

OP built an entire romance in his head over who knows how long and legitimately thought that messaging some girl on twitter and saying that shit would get him somewhere. That's conflating online and real life.
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>>66994771
0%. OP is literally LARPing and the actual penguin guy was either a troll or some low IQ incel who is harmless.
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>>66994161
>I'll look into legal action because it's making me feel unsafe
Bruh, how am I supposed to respect women and treat them as equals when they're such pussies?
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>>66994763
I'm not a retard, I'm not gonna willingly link my twitter here. If it's found and posted however I will not protest, it would've been fate and I'll take my lumps.
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>>66994173
You spelt charade wrong you mongoloid
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>>66994800
We can never truly know but it's still funny either way
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>>66994352
This isn't me I'm not killing myself im just going to delete my socials and block her on my main
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>>66994822
Please post the penguin photoshoot. We need this to cap off this wild ride. Just blur your face, but please, please post the photos. Redeem yourself op.
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There is a very very good chance she's gonna post about this thread or talk about it and I guarantee there's gonna be a small wave of new "fembots" because you faggots had to let her about it.
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dumb roastie overreacted
>OMG A MESSAGE FROM AN AUTISTIC RETARD I FEEL SO UNSAFE HE'S LITERALLY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!
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>>66994879
women secretly want to have stalkers and dudes obsessed over them because it makes them feel important. They'd rather risk an actual stalker who might try to find them than not being known at all and being indifferent
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>>66994863
>the penguin photoshoot
i was imagining it was the modern television version of the penguin rather than the 90s timburton one but i dont know anymore. i just need to see the pictures.
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So is OP the whore trying to flex her shitty account or not? That's all I need to know.
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>>66994800
Yeah it's fake don't go after the real guy that actually dmed her. If she leaks his info that's on her.
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>>66994910
I mean she is a femcel so it wouldn't suprise me if she false flagged herself to gain attention for her shitty art buisness.
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>>66994879
Damn it. Now that you said, fuck.
fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>scroll through whole thread
>no pics of OP dressed as the penguin
i am disappoint
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OP is the guy in this post here: >>66994157
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>>66994879
>new "fembots"
which one will be my wife? I look like the penguin too
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>>66994961
post you penguin photoshoot or i wont believe you.
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>>66994157
>they already found your address and family members on facebook
KEK
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>>66994113
>have a crush on someone and awkwardly say so
>"making woman afraid for their safety"
What a stupid asshole this chick is. I hope her being revealed as such a shitty person makes it easier to get over your crush, OP.

Btw, there really needs to be more precise language than 'asexual'.
For her it apparently means lack of both sexual and romantic interest. Since you look at porn, I assume for you it means 'no interest in sexual contact'.
She is on fucking twitter which is the main hub for all this bullshit these days so she should be well aware that 'asexual' covers a broad range of people and that some of them are interested in dating.

I'm going to repeat: This chick is fucking asshole and you did nothing wrong. You're guilt at worst of being cringe and overeager. Don't let this person shame you.

Also this person is a massive fucking chode and the most embarrassing person in this entire trainwreck by far: >>66994161
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>>66994925
She does the whole victim complex, nobody wants me routine quite well it would seem. She's terribly uggly too an clearly her dad didn't give her enough attention. I'd say there's every reason to assume she's a dumb robot femoid.
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>66995023
>Also this person is a massive fucking chode and the most embarrassing person in this entire trainwreck by far: >>66994161 (YOU)
Agreed I hope the whore shares his twitter so he can get a taste of his own medicine
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>>66993380
Kek, seems like asexuality strikes a generation too late.
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Fuck this stupid fucking whore. She is just another self centered roastie that claims to be asexual because she can't get Chad's cock.

How come nobody here has not organize a raid to her disgusting fucking twatter profile? You guys disappoint me. Come on what are we waiting for?
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>>66995076
you're saying we... go to Twitter? that's like saying we should all go rub our faces in pig shit.
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>>66995023
Well, he >>66994161 sound like some total chode's inability to confront the reality of his past actions.
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>>66995076
me lazy and me comfy.
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>>66993969
>>66993988
Really it's not even that bad. Is it?
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>>66995068
To be fair, OP never actually shared her twitter, he blotted her name out. He's just retarded and didn't realize people can google the text of the post to find the post.
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>>66994231
Hahahahayayayayyayagaggagagagggsjdhsh funny shit
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>tell her I look a lot like the penguin because she draws him A LOT
>it's true i look a lot like a young Danny devito
>I went out and bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
>ask her if she wants to see a photo
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uhh, you don't sound ace to me, faggot
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>>66995076
Because this board is filled with fakecels and larpers who don't give a fuck about their fellow man. I'm the anon who DM'd her and I don't relate to OPs plight because I'm gay and don't have to put up with the demon tier shit women do, but when you realize that everyone on this board is a mix of failed normalniggers, /pol/tards, and discord degenerates you realize that no one actually gives a shit and everyone is just trying to get a dopamine fix.

I genuinely feel like this board was at it's peak when a majority of the user base could relate to pic related, because no matter if you were an incel, fembot, or faggot, as long as you could relate to this image you were a robot, nobody in this thread cares about OP, OP is gonna recover from this within a week, and the roastie is gonna see shit like
>>66993502
>>66993807
and never forget it I guarantee you. There's even a good chance that wasn't even OP and it's just some random faggot who wanted to make a funny thread, and the actual retard is jerking off blissfully unaware. Either way nothing of value was lost here.
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>>66994254
No need to tell us you're a faggot, you already made that clear with your dm
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>>66993204
please please please please post the pictures of you dressed as the penguin
please god i need this
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Lex dox this fucknig roastie. What are we waitign for?
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Please put me in the screencap in a (original) way
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>>66993380
It feels so good knowing I will never, ever be this desperate.

Congrats on getting destroyed by a literal subhuman tranny, OP.
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>>66994898
She deserves to be killed desu ngl honestly FREN
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>>66993380
This dude is BUSTED holy shit
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>>66995225
I was that for many years and honestly a lot of those still ring true but I won't feel bad for actually making progress in life.
I'm all for helping people who are in the same shit I was in but honestly you can only truly help yourself. When I was a robot I treated with hostility anyone who tried to help, I generally ignored anything they said because in my head they couldn't truly understand what I was going through so their advice was meaningless. I'm getting the same treatment now whenever I try to be supportive and helpful.

So now I just laugh at people who are worse off than me because honestly it is funny and I hope that those rude wake up calls will actually motivate them to get better.

We're the ones keeping ourselves into the hole and the only ones who can climb out of it. Blaming women or society entirely is just immaturity.
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Clearly this girl is OP. Why would she casually chat with some dude from 4chan while being scared of another dude from 4chan for also sending creepy messages. This is bait to get sympathy on twitter and you guys are dumb.
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>>66994113
Anon this bitch is a feminasty whore, the kind that will degrade men and victimize herself while doing so. This krokodil abusing bitch who looks like the early attempts of a 14 year old girl riddled with acne at making a sims character in SFM is not worth your time or anyone else's.
>>66994161
>I will take legal action
Blablabla retard twitter art hoe foid speech that means jack shit if you have more than three braincells, she can't do shit and claims to feel unsafe while threatening a guy who had the misfortune of having his pecker perk up at her porky poker face. She can blame her trillion mental illnesses all she wants but we all know she will always be an unlovable whore, a hole, a cum dumpster that will make any man regret sticking dick in what is (undeniably) crazy.
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>>66994820
nah, story doesn't line up at all. OP is not the same person.
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>>66995324
nah, if the girl was OP, She would have been closer to accurate with the story. OP is unrelated to both.
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honestly, if OP could simp over a mutant like this
she would have been lucky to have him

if you think about it theyre perfect for eachother
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>>66995386
Me on the left
Bfkekenejsjdnfkode
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>>66995376
You think someone who looks like that is smart enough to shitpost properly?
The screenshot linking her to the thread was a dead giveaway cos she must have seen them post it in the thread and if she wasn't in on it she would have stopped replying cos he was also posting her on 4chan.
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>>66995386
She's kinda cute. WOuld fuck
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>>66995386
what the fuck is that thing

OH NO NO NO
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>>66993204
>>66993380
>>66993807
>>66993997
Excellent work boys, put me in the screencap
>>66994161
>>66994474
>>66994572
Holy based
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>>66993204
>since I use it to look at porn and my likes are all porn
>mention im also ace
huh
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>ultracoomer who only follows porn accounts
>I'm asexual btw
>also orbiting the biggest roasty possible
Why? Why is OP such a massive faggot?
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>>66995426
I like to jerk off but I don't want to have sex
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>Tranny looking femoid with mediocre art skills and no mental stability whatsoever
>Penguin looking cringelord simping over her
You're both literal bottom of the barrel, you really are made for each other.
I know you're both still in this thread so why not give it a chance?
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>>66995445
That's not asexual, it's incel cope
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It isnt often that someone is so pathetic it actually shocks me. 2022 is just getting started yet op already earned the prize for the most pathetic faggot across all boards
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>>66993964
>>66993988
am i autistic or is this not even that bad??

also put me in the screench :)
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>>66995445
You are attracted to women. Real women. You are not asexual.
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>>66995445
That's not what being asexual is. That's fairly common and normal.
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>>66995475
It's not that bad at all he is just a little awkward. She is completely blowing it out of proportion
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>>66993483
>i like that youre honest op, but opening by calling aomeone your perfect girlfriend is just... beyond stereotypical neckbeard.
Why? If she can't handle honesty and has to have people constantly front like niggers instead, then she's shit in the first place. No one wants a jaded emotionally dead whore.
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Please don't kys op you don't even realize how kino your life and thought process is.
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If he killed himself we would still laugh at his autism
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HEY WHORE IF YOU'RE READING THIS MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP GOING FOR PINGUS AND START GOING FOR GIRAFFES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

FIX YOUR FUCKING NEEEEECK BIIIIYAAAATCH
DO YOU USE IT TO EAT PLAAAAANTS? ROLFLMAOO KEK
DID MAMA FUCK A REALLY CUTE GIRAFFE
IS YOUR TONGUE EQUIPED WITH SPECIALIZED HAIRS THAT CAN CATCH ALL OF THOSE TASTY MINERAAAALS?? YUUMMM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

DOOT DOOT NIG NUG
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>>66995516
Op is a larper this whole thing is a larp
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Guys put me in the screen cap.
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hi woman whos now browsing 4chan r9k!!!! im a girl too!!!! i used to be just like u a leftie artist and asexual!!!! now im here cuz i get a lot of attention and guys send me nudes! u should come and join us theyre all dying for pussy
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>>66993204
put me in the screencap man
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>>66994016
>Protip: you will 99% not ever find this woman on the internet and she will probably not have any social media whatsoever.
Literally everyone has internet now dude, what are you on about?
>The day you fucking losers get that through your skulls your life will be tremendously better. Women are only good for two things, making babies and taking care of said babies. If you're looking for a woman to be your "friend" you will be looking until the day you die.
Oh you're one of those lol.
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>>66994107
>>doesn't shave her legs, pits or cooch
Pics?
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>>66994231
Hahahahaha, /r9k/ autists still have it, I love you sperg bros.
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>>66994113
Sociopathic cunt trying to get clout on the back of a honest robot.
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Woman:

You can reply to this thread by posting "reply to this thread" and then clicking post. After solving the captcha.

Come talk to us. I also look like the penguin and I'm kind of hot desu
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>>66994338
She can just make up shit and you'll get all your computer gear taken away and sifted through until they find something they can charge you with. Just report her to the cops first for trying to kill you via lynch mob.
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>>66994184
>>bro I personally know dozens of ugly, fat, unkempt dudes who are doing fine in the dating game, even bagging some decent looking whores
Everyone can "bag whores", how many of them are happily married to someone who's not complete shit inside?
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>>66994370
Ok I'm afraid of women eating me with their venus flytrap vaginas, can they start sewing them shut already?
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>>66995659
Most of them aren't but then again my age group is fairly young for that. I know some who are but I don't know them well enough to tell you how good their marriage is, just that I see them often locally and they seem ok.

At the end of the day I don't think the point is even in whether you're fucking or not, it's realising that if you're fat ugly and unsuccessful you should work on those for yourself and not to get pussy, which at the end of the day you can do without improving.
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>>66994398
>Why do women do this? Why do they act like getting harmless messages is like getting murdered?
Because they hate men who aren't Chad that much. If you enter their field of vision and don't just exit it immediately like a construction worker or a garbage guy or a janitor who's working and doesn't acknowledge them, they will start feeling threatened by your existence so that they get an excuse to get you removed from society so that they don't have to look at you anymore.
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>>66994480
>saying she should die
You're the first one saying anything about death in this thread. Trying to construct a narrative so that she doesn't look like a psycho bitch?
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>>66993204
What the fuck did you expect, you moron?
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>>66995712
>t's realising that if you're fat ugly and unsuccessful you should work on those for yourself and not to get pussy
Why? I want a fat ugly unsuccessful wife who's happy with normal things that normal people are happy with and isn't obsessed with psycho celeb culture.
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>>66995734
Because in the average day of a woman she'll get dozens if not hundreds of messages, most of them will be extremely vulgar or aggressive, if they go out they'll be catcalled, they'll get groped, they might be followed or stalked, stalking is especially popular and commonplace online, just hop on to /b/ for example for their nearly continuous creepshot/socials/tribute threads, or literally any porn site.

You have to understand that the sheer volume of these occurrences make them weary. They won't give each and every one the chance to prove that they're not absolute creeps when there's dozens new people every day trying to contact them. Likewise when they're outside they feel very threatened because they can be absolutely mogged by even a 13 year old boy. All these experiences are usually unnoticed by men because they rarely happen to a woman when she's seen with a man but they're nearly universal, ask your mom or your sister or any woman you know and she'll have hundreds of examples.

When you're so vulnerable you tend to be very apprehensive. I'm a 6'4'' 200 pound dude even if a woman was stalking me or trying to harm me I still wouldn't be afraid. Conversely a woman is constantly afraid, so they overreact.
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>>66995822
I've had gfs before and not a single one of them ever complained about any of this. They weren't attention whoring e-girls though, just normal women. Except one, who was an attention whoring e-girl, but that one liked it.
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>>66995834
Most of them don't talk about it unless asked, especially with men, because men are often dismissive with such stories. The only reason I believe it is because when I was 13-14 I was constantly confused for a girl and we had this 24 year old super hot family friend that I'd some times go out with. Whenever we were together it's like the world would stop, cars would honk or make dangerous maneuvers to swerve closer or stop in the middle of the road to ask for her phone, dudes on the street were trying to grab her hands and ask her name, others would just straight up say very vulgar things to her. As I grew older and hit puberty that completely stopped happening around me because dudes rarely do that to a woman who has a man, especially someone who could beat their shit.
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>>66995822
As it should be. The weak fear the strong.
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>>66995619
Incorrect, the way to post is by clicking on the x mark on the top right screen of your computer, salutations, and a good evening to you madam *bows*.
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Personally I feel that the OP should immediately stop contact with the artist. She probably feels unsafe and she may press charges. Anyone else agree with me?
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>>66993204
I really want to see that photoshoot, anon. You can blur out your face idc
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>>66995864
That was at what time?
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>>66993204
She's right tho,you're a fucking weird creep SIMP kys
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>>66995911
That was around 10-12 years ago but I can assure you it's still happening and it has been happening since forever and no I don't live in India or some other shithole, it's just how it is.


Women are dumb fucking cunts in general true but being completely dismissive of them is something they can pick up on and they don't like it. I'm not saying to agree with them on everything like a cuck because at the end of the day they're pretty fucking stupid but you need to be in touch with reality. Who do you think is right about women, women themselves in the real world with real things happening to them or what people who have never touched a woman or even talked to her to a significant degree imagine a woman's experience is like based on shitty tv shows and twitter posts?

I accept that women are having a hard time by men in their daily lives. I also accept that even given full freedom of choice they'll make dumb retarded choices and often put themselves in bad situations with bad men. I also accept that many of them are whores who like having simps and then cry when it gets insufferable.

A lot of truths coexist in this world and honestly people need to get out and realise there's tons of people out there. If you let the internet or media and pop culture shape your view of the world and people you're just gonna become jaded. There's people out there, men and women, who are not autistic cringe retards and those people, men and women, deserve to be heard and for their experiences to be respected, or you won't have luck with relationships, romantic or even just friendly.
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>>66995975
>Who do you think is right about women, women themselves
Have you ever talked to a woman lmfao? It's any option over 'women themselves'.
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>>66993204
This is the best thread on this shithole board so far
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>>66995996
I'm not saying to take literally anything any roastie says you dumb nigger use some common sense.
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>>66995975
I miss the part where this is my problem.
Also props to the guy who tries grope women on current year. The man is a suicidal chad.
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>>66996076
being a miserable jaded cunt is no fun. If you actually form any meaningful connections to other people you have to also care about them to some degree, something that should theoretically hold true for everyone since even if you're a neet shut in you should still have a family and relatives.

If you come to love a girl and she expresses those issues to you you will care. It's 100% true that this has lead to women at large having a victim mentality and feeling like everything happening is not their fault or that their actions are the result of bad treament by others but the fact remains that they do have to deal with some shit men don't, most of which is perpetrated by men.

If you never come to love a girl because internet virgins brainwashed you then you might as well sit at home and whack it to anime, sex will not even be that good to you.
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>>66995895
this, we overlooked this part. we need the pics OP
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>>66996118
Dude... There are laws for dealing that. It could be easily resolved in the courts, or by kicking the guy out of the place. It's not of my concern things that other people do to other people, and it shouldn't be.
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>>66993204
>>I went out and bought a suit and corsage along with a black umbrella and had a professional photo shoot done
But why? You need to post it.
Also, she is massively overreacting. Social retards and weird people exist, and if you're a relatively public figure then you'll get contacted by them, so just ignore them instead of making a needlessly cruel show of it.
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>>66996076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viWHdRx9C34
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>>66996118
>If you never come to love a girl because internet virgins brainwashed you then you might as well sit at home and whack it to anime, sex will not even be that good to you.
What a nice thought, thinking that I had a choice. I sit at home and whack it to anime because a girl will never come to love ME.
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>>66993380
The state of the simping retards who post here lol
No wonder hypergamy is a runaway train.
Even if you looked like current devito you mog her
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>>66996210
No girl will come to love you while you're sitting at home whacking it to anime and while you think that's due to some insurmountable, inherent problem you were cursed with, it's literally just a hole you're keeping yourself in because you're too afraid to put yourself out there and give life a try.


I was like that too. Surprising that doujin is right about a lot of sex stuff. Girls tell me all the time that stories about dudes not finding clits or being unable to give a girl an orgasm are not an exaggeration. I never had such a problem and all I knew I knew from doujin. And I actually did get better on a lot of areas both romantically and socially and professionally when I stopped being a shut in, which was a slow process.


But being a neet whacking it to anime is not without consequences. You might whack it fantasizing how good it must be to actually do it, you might even believe the shit in hentai where a mere touch is enough to make you cum buckets. None of that is true, in fact it's most likely you've already burned your dick out beyond repair. Death Grip Syndrome is real.
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jesus fucking christ im gone for 1 fucking day and i come back to see a thread as legendary as this one
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>>66995349
>having his pecker perk up at her porky poker face
KEK
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>>66993540
OP larping theory doesn't make sense. If he was larping as the actual guy who DMed her, the ONLY bit of information he'd have to create the larp is the whore's tweet. That tweet does mention looking like the penguin, but it makes no mention of the alt/porn account thing. The whore reveals the porn account detail only through DM, not any tweet. I know their stories do not match up, but how on earth could OP of this thread have known about the possibly known about such a minor detail regarding liking porn accounts
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i genuinely hate woman like this, if i was ever to go postal I'd gook someone like her first. literally don't feel bad for her, i feel bad for anon for being attracted to her.
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I wish I could find this ugly giraffe in real life and curb stomp her until she died (if you're reading this then please take legal action against me, all of my posts are serious).
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>>66993204
Dude most art chicks with a following are like this. They know they can pick whoever they want from their collection of simps. Also the fact she's a goth chick saying she's asexual should've been your red flag. For most people these days goth is a sexual thing, and women do it for attention.
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>>66996304
How do you become social? I go to coffee shops and restaurants alone but dont know how to make friends or romantic partners
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>>66997181
join clubs, sign up for a class, anything where you're in a group and working on or experiencing something together.
you won't make friends by sitting alone at a starbucks. that doesn't even work for most normies, because people are rarely going to a coffee shop for the intention of meeting people, they want a coffee or to read their book.
if you're too socially retarded to talk to people in a club or class you're in, then start by joining a discord or online community where you can use your voice to talk.
the flow of conversation is different online versus real life, so obviously don't talk how you would on here, on an online game, etc in real life, and also don't expect to get your point across or even finish sentences all the time. you have it nice on 4chan because you can type a whole post before anyone sees it. in real life, you start talking and someone in the group might interrupt, you just need to find the flow and get in it.
then, with some luck, some people from the class/club might like you and want to be your friend outside of the club. or even better, a girl might take interest in you and you might start dating her.
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>>66996770
Fucking based madman.
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>>66997181
You have to ask people out. I know we make a big deal of this in our heads but people normally don't think much of it and for starters, for obvious reasons, try to build a male friend group if you don't have one. You won't be weird if you're casual and straightforward. If you're very anxious and think too much of it then you'll come off as weird.

I started going out and socialising with my friends from school at 19, so I hadn't been seeing them at all for 2-3 years straight, and had only minimal contact with them, but reconnecting was easier than I thought. I also often go out with my cousin. People like that are guarantees and through them you slowly but surely meet others. First I just got used to going out and being in places I normally did not feel comfortable in like clubs and such. I didn't do much I just talked with my friends. Then I went to music shows, then we went on daytrips etc. With the others being more sociable than me I was naturally meeting a lot of other people through them. Also as I was getting more confident and used to that I realised people did not care about what I did or judge me as harshly as I thought they would. Then there's hobbies you can pick up, clubs you can join, that will bring you in regular contact with people who can be friends. A gym, an activity park of some sort, clubs for various interests etc. I started riding motorcycles for example and that's made it very easy to make friends. I get on my bike alone, I ride up a nice mountain road, and as I smoke a ciggy I'm bound to come across others doing the exact same so we strike up a conversation over that.

There's no rushing it, for me it took about 3-4 years to go from complete shut in who got panic attacks going to the grocery store to being confidently sociable and being completely indifferent and even bored in places that used to fill me with anxiety like clubs.
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>>66997181
Cont. >>66997473

As you get used to socialising normally things like making friends, doing new things and even meeting girls will come naturally. You'll come to understand how people think and that they're not as shallow and cruel as we may think they are. Some are definitely but there's all sorts of people out there. You don't have to enjoy clubs or know popular culture and doing drugs to be cool in order to connect with people, there's far more normal people out there and hundreds of different types of settings for all tastes.

Focus on unlearning bad behaviors from being online all the time. Don't judge people on whether they'd be cool on an internet board full of autistic virgins and don't behave like an elitist 16 year old who looks down on everyone for not being autistically obsessed with the media you like or the ideas and interests you have and you'll be fine.
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>>66993380
>>66993807
I would have made a cum tribute for her just for the lulz but I just fapped an hour ago before coming on here
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>>66997587
I can do one for you anon
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>>66997503
Thanks for the advice! Im like half way there. Had a gf for a few months but it was sorta a fluke. Most of my anxiety and angst has dissolved in the past year but Im just left with the lack of knowledge of how normal people interact. Moving to a big city in a couple weeks and will try my best.
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>>66997634
It's also important to not stress yourself too much about "doing things". I'm 25 and most of my socialising happened when I was 19-20. Even from all the very sociable people I know who never had issues with socialising they had gotten bored with constantly going out and socialising by 22ish. There's still people my age and older who're partying like teenagers but that's not exactly doing them any favors in the long run, most of them being stuck in dead end jobs and their aging parents being ever closer to cutting them off completely.

So don't push yourself to constantly be going out or constantly meeting new people or partying hard. Don't let others sway you, just be you and find what makes you feel better.
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Just finished reading the thread, and holy shit we really need more threads like this on here
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>>66997683
All you're saying here is that you're fucked if you don't have a set life and friends group and career at 25.
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>>66994161
Please please PLEASE reply with
"I wont."
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>>66997717
No I'm saying that I'm currently 25 and that's just my personal experience, but if you're looking for excuses to do nothing sure go wild. There's always people doing things at all age groups .
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>>66994254
I can believe you dont care about pussy, as you likely get all of that need met by just looking at a mirror
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>>66994474
please get some hair recovery surgery or something woman
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>>66994474
christ, this is the "thing" op was simping for? how could anyone? you guys are fucking hopeless and this world is doomed.
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>>66996189
I hope horrible things happen to you, done by other people
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>>6699507
Haha hello hello while we're at it would you like to commit some federal crimes or acts of terrorism together, preferably in places which would be well recorded
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>>66994161
What a fucking cunt, honestly
>OH NO A GUY WHO IS THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF MYSELF MESSAGED ME AND SPERGED A LITTLE BIT I'M SO AFRIAD OMG OMG OMG
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>>66993502
>You're simping over a girl that literally looks like the goth version of earthworm Jim ?

HOLY KEK THIS BOARD IS THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HUMANITY
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Am I late to the bread?
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>>66993204
Are you on the spectrum? Seriously
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>>66997857
I'll give it to OP. He knows his limits. Whats the rule 1 up or 1 down
If he looks like the Penguin then this is about his rating
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>>66993380
She looks like my cousin who shaved her head
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>>66993807
Jesus Christ, she's even uglier than I am
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>>66994016
This, she's not just unnattractive, but legitimately cruel. OP is a based retard, death to the whore.

Frens united against femoids.
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>>66994231
Holy fuck, best bread evar
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>>66994157
NOW WE'RE TALKING

A FREN HAS BEEN ATTACKED, RETURN FIRE
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>>66993959
>>66993969
>>66993988
You sir, are making a strong entry for best post of the year.
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>>66994352
Godspeed you beautiful bastard, I'll think of you during my next fap
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>>66998455
This.
Side with your own, not with foids, you simp retards.
OP has brough us lols today, show some gratitude.
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>>66994352
I'm on your side fren, but in the future you gotta learn to opsec man, this has went horribly, like, literally next to nothing worse.
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>>66995386
She could be a 6/10, maybe 7/10 with some plastic surgery. It's just that she chooses to be 2/10 because it's her "aesthetic."
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>>66997595
waiting for the tribute anon
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>>66994352
OP listen to yourself faggot get a grip man this fucking ugly "goth" giraffe isn't worth your time. Move on brother and focus on yourself.
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>>66998515
Would do one myself but I'm not really into bestiality
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>>66994527
i love these kinds of threads though. come on even a little drama isn't so bad
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>>66993204
Fucking legendary thread OP
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if op isnt larping i feel genuinely bad for him. hes just inexperienced with talking to women.
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>>66994161
>uses twitter
>one of us
Both OP and the nigger who posted the thread to that whore are ultra normalniggers, fuck off to twitter and never come back, no true robot cares about social media
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>>66994259
literally wrong. i have never felt sexual attraction to anyone and no, i have absolutely no "trauma". i also have a normal libido.
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Can we get some F's for OP. He probably killed himself, i know i would.
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>>66998551
He's inexperienced with picking women, if that ridiculous looking arthoe didn't set off warning flags in his mind. A normal woman wouldn't react to getting a dumb anonymous message with public shaming and
>I am literally so afraid rn I have to contact my lawyer because someone sent me a message
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you guys see her linkedin? shes done a lot of stuff apparently
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>>66995477
asexuals can be attracted to women though, who said they can't. there are other kinds of attraction other than sexual
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>>66993439
lmao lol rofl xD
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>>66998563
If you have a normal libido you're not asexual.
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>>66994879
'fembots' aka trannies, more news at 11!
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>>66998588
>No sexual attraction
>Not asexual
Are you fuckin retarded?
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>>66998596
>want to fuck things, masturbate
>get boners
>asexual
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>>66998607
i don't "want to fuck things" though. literally no desire for sex at all.
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>>66998607
That just means that you have a functional reproductive system. If you don't get boners then there's something wrong going on health wise...
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>>66998612
Okey, OP wants to fuck things and consumes porn and faps. I'm curious as to how you can get turned on to nothing and not get any sexual ideas when you get a boner, but if you get by like that, you can call yourself asexual.
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>>66998572
obviously the woman is unattractive and quite stupid but i cant blame op for his tastes. he just seems like he lacks experience and formed a parasocial relationship with her through her posts.
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>>66993204
thanks for letting me join this one, OP
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>>66993439
There's nothing legendary about being a faggot.
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>>66994474
She's fucking disgusting, OP lucked out if he wasnt LARPing
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>>66998641
the larger point is that i don't have sexual attraction to people, or any specific people at all. nobody i've ever been attracted to i have ever felt the desire to have sex with. if i see someone attractive on tv, on 4chan, or irl, i dont think "i'd like to fuck her" or "i'd like for her to sit on my face". i masturbate and i have fetishes, but i don't imagine myself engaging in them with anyone. the most i'll imagine are non-descript, faceless people.
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>>66998742
is that picture supposed to enforce your argument ? because it only makes you look like a dumb nigger cunt
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>>66993481
trainspotting :-)
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>>66993439
Mad man
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>>66993204
kek anon please post these photos you had done
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>>66993204
Dude, please stop and take a break from the internet
It is not healthy to fall in love with people you barely know
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>>66998754
grow up anon, you're being childish
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>>66994474
KEK MAGPIE IS A GROSS BITCH
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pls put me in screencap
:-)
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>>66993403
Women are so fucking cruel. What the fuck ? Can't she just block him and be on with her day ? Dammit.
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>>66993807
>She's probably part giraffe

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>66993204
>>66994083
>>66994572
>>66995298
>>66995425
>>66995594
>>66998801
making screencap now. gonna post when ready
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>>66994161
>legal action
>genuinely making me feel unsafe
HAAAAAAAAAA
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>>66998869
Focus on the glorious posts, there are many
But if you have room, include me or pic related
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>>66993204
Didn't even read this bullshit. faggots like op need to be shot.
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>>66993988
put me in the picture
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https://www.linkedin.com/in/magpie-raven-blackford-6b7065210/
should I message her?
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>>66998885
based Brittany flag. is that what that is that is?
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>>66998742
I was exactly like this then got laid (by someone I loved, no less). All of a sudden I was attracted sexually to women and wanted to fuck everyone
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>>66993204
It's a good thing you never posted that photo, Anon.
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HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU EVEN GOT HARRY PARTRIDGE'S ATTENTION
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Ewww creep!!
#TwitterRaid!
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>>66993204
>this post gave me autism
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>>66999001
Who the fuck is Harry Partridge
>look him up
>oh god no
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>>66999001
Cool! that would have meant something 12 years ago!!
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>>66994113
>mad
LMAO
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>>66993439
hahahah fuck OP and FUCK JANNIES
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>>66993204
damn she looks like a tranny wtf op
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>>66993502
KEK so tru
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>>66993807
HOLY FUCK, OP, WHAT THE FUCK? THIS BITCH IS HIDEOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>66994161
Legal action KEK
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The industrial revolution, and in particular twitter, and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
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>>66994113
What a gross bitch, jesus. OP, >>66993886
let this be a lesson not to simp, especially not for spiteful whores like this cunt
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>>66993959
>>66993969
>>66993988
AHAHAHAHAH

The Penguin rejected by Victoria Zsasz
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>>66994049
Hello Magpie. Love your work, bby
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>>66993959
>>66993969
>>66993988
the only mistake OP made was trying to speak to a female twitter artist.
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>>66994049
>OP if you don't realise how your behavior is wrong and creepy then you're obviously on the spectrum
This isn't an insult, it's probably just the truth. OP didn't say anything wrong and any girl with the self-worth of a flea would understand that he's just trying to be friendly and let him down lightly. He just happened to crush on a complete freak.
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>>66993204
>>66998885
>>66998869
LEGENDARY THREAD SCREENCAP, COMING THROUGH. Add more to it if you feel so inclined.
https://imgur.com/a/7UxwCl6
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>>66999001
>Andy Partridge's son
The fuck? Andy in XTC was based as hell how was his son like this?
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the value of pussy is far too high
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>>66999222
Checken' em. Put me in the screencap
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i have a sad feeling the penguin photoshoot pictures don't actually exist. legendary thread nonetheless
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Where are the fucking penguin pictures. Release them at once.
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>>66999222
fixed version:
https://imgur.com/a/hkoq373
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Where the fucking penguin photoshoot OH PEE
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>>66994161
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
LEGAL ACTION
>LEGAL ACTION
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I gotta agree with the hyenas for once OP, just post the penguin pics and blur our your face. That way everyone will be happy and no harm done.
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>>66998962
Yup. There's a joke in France about how whenever a bunch of people meet somewhere (political event, concert...), a Breton flag will be visible. I thought I'd try putting one into a screencap

>>66999222
Based and checked
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>>66998742
>Tumblr screen cap
It doesn't even make any sense. People enjoy horror movies because they enjoy the thrill of uncertainty and getting scared. The only real substance of porn is sexual in nature. What else could you possibly find engrossing about sexual content such that you'd follow a ton of porn accounts?
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>>66999365
Pics don't exist because op is larping
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Somehow all this threads smell like a very ugly arthoe trying to get e-famous
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>>66993204
u dodged a bullet id say, anon
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i just want to know how OP proposed the photoshoot to the photographer? like is this a normal request?
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>>66994016
Don't listen to this poster, OP. You'll just end up bitter and cruel like him.
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>>66999539
Probably said he was a cosplayer
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>>66993204
Fuckin hell this thread
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>>66995595
>Literally everyone has internet now
Not true at all braindead tranny. The world is not your little gay discord.
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Asexual isn't real Magpie hahaha
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>>66994398
I seen tintoks recently where a girl will start filming random guys working out saying theyre looking at her. Cucks swarm the comments with violent threats towards the random guy being recorded

Even if the guys did look at them, our society has become completey insane. Everything a man does, including breathing, blinking, and looking, is now grounds for arrest, and, according to the cucks in the comments, murder
>>66995734
>they will start feeling threatened by your existence so that they get an excuse to get you removed from society so that they don't have to look at you anymore.
This. The guy who replied to you with his BS story about how women are threatened all the time, is an example of how society lies and makes uo narratives to justify the removal of ugly males

Do what Im doing bro. Escape to uninhabted territory before its too late. Society is going to get Book of Revelation tier very soon, theyll be mass arresting us shortly.
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>>66995822
>if they go out they'll be catcalled, they'll get groped, they might be followed or stalked
Complete fake bullshit. Prove it. Show me a girl being catcalled all day long. You wont cuz you cant, cuck male feminist.
>>66995864
>Most of them don't talk about it unless asked
Complete BS, complete and total lie. Ive talked to women about anything like this happening and it just doesnt, even for pretty girls like you claim later in your post.
>Whenever we were together it's like the world would stop, cars would honk or make dangerous maneuvers to swerve closer or stop in the middle of the road to ask for her phone, dudes on the street were trying to grab her hands and ask her name, others would just straight up say very vulgar things to her.
And then everyone clapped
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>>66994049
Is this (You) Magpie, you toys r us mascot lookin bitch?
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>>66995515
It's more delusion and not understanding boundaries than honesty, he doesn't really know her to jump straight into saying she'd be perfect.
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>>66996076
You realize the male feminist is lying, right? Is that not obvious? Nobody does that
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>>66997961
Not that I would care desu.
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>>66996118
>Big rant about incels
>>66997961
>threatens the other anon
Yeah im thinking this was a girl writing these posts all along, not a 6,4 guy. Thats some of the best foidposting ive ever seen if its really a guy.
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>>66993380
> simping and suffering for this

OP, grow a pair, you deserve better
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>toys r us mascot lookin bitch
aHAHAHAHAhAH
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Sadly, The Monkees were late to the party.
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This thread is r9k at its finest. And there's no finess at all.
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>>66994338
This >>66995633. OP my uncle leaves the US on his privately owned sailboat to go to other countries and the government doesnt know about it. When he enters a country OTHER THAN CANADA OR MEXICO that accepts US passports without requiring visa, the country does not notify the US. There is no shared record of him leaving the United States or entering another country.

First off, OP, I believe you are innocent. In no way was your innocent and positive message criminal, or intended to be criminal. If you are not detained or the police are unable to speak to you, you will not be charged with a crime. Since this is going to be local/state charges, there is NO FEAR of a red flag notice being placed on your passport... unless they know you have left. Unless they know you have left.
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>>66993261
Second this. kek this is OP
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>>66993204
>. I really like her. I don't know what to do
Ruin her life, she deserves that for pulling shit like that.
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>>66994049
>omg so creepy! Men abuse us thats why you have different standards of behavior teehee
Eat shit, whore. DGAF how youve been treted before, not OPs problem. Get the fuck over it and stop directing your past emptions on future people.

You creep.
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>>66995225
>because I'm gay
Who asked you?
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are we sure <she> isn't a <he> ?
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>>66993204
Fake. Gay. And.
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R.I.P OP, nigga was too autistic for this world.
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>>66993380
>>66993502
>>66993599
>>66994345
>>66995075
>>66995304
It's baffling to me that so many people think that this isn't a genuinely beautiful woman.

>You're simping over a girl that literally looks like the goth version of earthworm Jim ?
Who?

>She looks like she contracted syphilis from those prison tattoos.
I love beaten up looking alt girls.

>Her forehead is large enough to land a 747 on.
MUCH smaller than mine or my ex's.

>Her hairline is visibly receding.
How can you tell?

>From the picture it looks like she has the body of a 2x4 piece of cardboard.
I prefer this. Aesthetic.
Also that's how you know they'll stay thin.

>This is literally the most disgusting white woman I've seen all day
Where do you live? Valhalla?

>her lips are thinner than a surgical incision.
I VASTLY prefer thin lips.

>You couldn't pay me to shag this turbo thot.
You're absolutely insane.

>>66993807
>This creature is barely human. She's probably part giraffe - look at that long disgusting neck.
Based. The sign of royality.

>She's pale as expired mayonnaise
I'm much paler and I'm proud of it.
I'd like to breed with women like this and create my own race that accentuates these features. Translucent skin, even.
Alien as it may seem to you, it's beautiful to me.

>Her head is too small for the rest of her body and I think I see a bit of an adam's apple there. This very well might be a pre-op tranny.
I don't see that and I have a thing for androgyny anyways.

>Women that respond to DMs in that manner are usually severely insecure from a lack of positive male attention.
I'd give her tons, desu.
Not in twitter dms, though. That's autistic.
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>>66999993
>I have a thing for androgyny anyways.
that was already very apparent, faggot
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>>66994016
>Also please get this through your head. WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
>WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
>WOMEN ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS!
Why, freakazoid? Because you said so?

>they're duplicitous in all their ways
I love this. I am attracted to this.
It feels like I'm walking in an endless minefield and it gives me a rush.
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>>66999993
>her lips are thinner than a surgical incision.
I VASTLY prefer thin lips.
>Her forehead is large enough to land a 747 on.
MUCH smaller than mine or my ex's.

>It's baffling to me that so many people think that this isn't a genuinely beautiful woman.

Shut the fuck up faggot
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>>66994049
>Go outside, learn to behave like a human, work on your appearance and stop being an always online coomer.
I tried all of these things. People just hate and are disgusted by me, I never have any idea what to do and there's way too much going on for my ADD severe brain to process.
You can't just learn to behave like a human if you're as mentally fucked as I am.
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>>66993204
lol thats really autistic of you haha
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>>67000068 (You)
post the god damn photoshoot pictures
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>>67000034
>that was already very apparent, faggot
Good. I just wanted to clear the air on the matter.

>>67000054
>Shut the fuck up faggot
lol, no.
Make me.
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>>67000095
What pictures are you referring to?
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>>67000044
Because youre mentally ill. Originally and muted.
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>>66993483
odds are this is the bitch op is simping over. if so, show tits or shut the fuck up
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>>66994624
Yes, of course, fucking duh
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>>66999993
>>67000100
This is clearly a woman or tranny who looks like the crazy girl in the Op and is coping by writing all this.

Fuck off freak. She looks like a heroin junkie or transvestite.
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>>66994161
Why Op has nothing to fear
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>>66994113
this woman deserves to be raped
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>>66993439
ahh sweet hubba AWOOGA very based (nice)
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>>67000138
>This is clearly a woman or tranny who looks like the crazy girl in the Op and is coping by writing all this.
Nope.

>Fuck off freak. She looks like a heroin junkie or transvestite.
I am attracted to both of these things.

>>67000116
>women are not friends because YOU are mentally ill
That doesn't logically follow. Please try again.
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>>66999993
At this point I can no longer distinguish who is trolling who in this thread.
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>>66994161
literally deserves to be raped to pulpish proprtions
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>>67000068
This. People don't understand that social ineptude is a problem that doesn't end online. Most of the autists who made it needed months to years of speech therapy, psychologs and especially honest relationships where they can understand what he did right and wrong. All of those things is extremely hard to get out of the blue, it requires a good amount of money, besides the fact people aren't patient to your wrong-doings if you are an adult compare to when you were young. For example this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zqyYBnVnY&t=19s
There were a bunch of things that he needed to do in order to have a good life, and that's an amazing thing, but not everyone has this opportunity to grow.
Now here's a picture of Thanus. Enjoy
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I have more respect for OP than the anon simpin and acting like apologetic little bitch. You are literally worse. Kys
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This OP deserves the shame while this sly moore nig nod deserves a shotgun to the head
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On a scale of 1 to 10, how close am I in my autism levels to OP?
It should be said that unlike OP I had already matched with these girls before I fucked things up.
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>>67000215
>>67000242
>you deserve to die for liking things I don't like
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>>66999492
He didn't dodge a bullet, he was trying to catch one shot on the other side of city while watching it from a satellite.
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>>67000260
No you deserve to die for being a little apologetic holier than thou bitch
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>>67000204
>Most of the autists who made it needed months to years of speech therapy, psychologs and especially honest relationships where they can understand what he did right and wrong.
Honestly I think I have access to all of these things if I ask for them, and I'm not even autistic. I have severe ADD.
It goes a lot deeper for me than simple therapy because I can't concentrate enough to process social cues or even communicate effectively. I don't think they even have therapists for my problem.
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>>67000301
>holier than thou
I'm just expressing my opinions on what I find attractive. You're the one saying you're better than me.

>>67000197
I like pale, skinny androgynous alt girls. I don't need to troll to say that.
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>>67000204
>>67000068
See >>66997473
>>66997503
>>66997634


Stop coping. Unless your autism is to the point where you have zero ability to communicate and just flail around like a retard there is hope, you just don't want to believe it. I was in the same hole and anyone offering any advice or help I'd just treat the same way, that they do not fully understand what I'm going through, that my brain is inherently fucked from birth and that the anxieties I'm experiencing as well as my inability to comprehend what was going on and what to do was fucked beyond repair.

All that was bullshit I was telling myself and it's the same for you. It may take some time (4 years for me for example) but it's possible to get better. If you give up though you won't make any progress.
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>>67000323
Pretending that ostrich thing is a girl
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>>66999492
That's a man, don't you convince me otherwise
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>>67000260
>>67000323

I'm talking about the anon that linked this thread saying hurr sorry we let one of ours escape. Btw
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>>67000353
>recognizing a problem is cope
I'm not saying I'm not doing anything, retard. Holy fuck.
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>>67000361
I'd wager that it has a vagina, and is therefore a girl.
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>>67000245
practice brevity
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>>67000379
Yeah he should've just called her a whore for no purpose so she wouldnt respond at all instead of giving some info. Retard.
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>>67000353
>Stop coping.
I'm acknowledging the apparent truth. That's the opposite of coping.

>Unless your autism is to the point where you have zero ability to communicate and just flail around like a retard there is hope, you just don't want to believe it.
I'm more like JD from Howard Stern when I talk, and for texting communication with girls, refer to this:
>>67000245
I'm working on shortening my texts right now, but some other anons have advised me to become more interesting in the past and that is too much of an abstract concept for me to make any attempts yet apart from research.

>I was in the same hole and anyone offering any advice or help I'd just treat the same way, that they do not fully understand what I'm going through, that my brain is inherently fucked from birth and that the anxieties I'm experiencing as well as my inability to comprehend what was going on and what to do was fucked beyond repair.
How do you think I treat people who give me advice, because I usually take advice. I have nothing to lose in doing so. The problem is that none of the advice works, even when I try using it in tandem.
Until something works, I'll stick with my conclusion.
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>>67000442
No he should've lured her in and after getting information then call her a tranny whore.
The one of ours bit is cringy af so yea kys.
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>>66994352
AHAHAHA do it little bitch, livestream it and atleast make it an awesome thread
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>>67000487
uhmm ur like ... kinda sad?
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>>67000475
Your af nocap fr niggerspeak shows you are retarded so please refrain from making any further comments. It's easy to fantasize what you would do but in the end you're just a useless bitch and the screencap poster is way more based than you are.
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>>67000420
Agreed, he texts like a girl. I assume he was raised by a single mother.
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>>67000543
I've been with 3 women and I've never seen a foid text like this.
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>>67000555
3!? GTFO normie! Women either text abbreviated half sentences or walls of text, this guy is the latter.
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>>67000590
I am the guy.
I've never seen a woman write like she isn't a small child.
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>>67000600
You text like a bitch and then you deny it like a bitch
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>>66993204
OP I hate to break it to you, but she's right. What where you thinking?
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so post the penguin photoshoot
or it's a gay larp
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>>67000245
Dude your texting is fine. Almost 99% of guys I match with on dating sites are borderline retarded, boring generic answers like "wyd" "nothing lol hbu" it's maddening. The problem isn't you, the girls you're talking to just seem to be boring nobodies who have no idea how to hold a conversation so they panic and leave.
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>>67000694
BEST PICTURE< MAN>
YOU ARE MONSTER
LEGEND!
BRUTAL
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>>66993403
looking at this screenshot gives me an abstract kind of feel, like that is clearly the weirdest assortment of weirdos but they just larp on twitter as normalfags and tell people their opinions, meanwhile regular looking guys are shitposting on 4chan and isolating themselves, this is such a fucking honk world.
we should all flood twitter and start shitstorms ourselves, people like this killed battlefield because those retarded marketing interns at EA thought those were voices of actual players...
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>>66999563
>braindead tranny
uh oh a 16 yo has spoken about trannies on r9k
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>>66993204
i like this subtle jewish thread. well played Goldbergstein
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Holy shit this fucking thread. If OP posts the photoshoot it'll be the happiest day of my life.
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>>66994352
livestream and do a tailgrab 360 while u scream ' fuck thots and fuck niggers'. Godspeed OP
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THIS BITCH IS UGLY AS FUCK
OP YOU'RE SO RETARDED
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>>66994352
Livestream it and be memorable for once
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>>67000612
You write like an imbecile and then you argue like an imbecile.
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>>67001585
lol you really are mentally a woman
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>>66993959
>>66993969
>>66993988
You didnt even do anything bad OP, f*moids truly are evil
>>66994161
>i'm sorry we let one of ours escape to this shithole, lol
an hero
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She deleted her tweet, but not the replies lmfao
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>>67001842
but we have the screencap, so why even try to hide?
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>>66993204
>this thread is still up
just inching it closer to the thread limit lads
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>>67002199
How close bro?
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>>66993204
holy shit this thread is still on page 1? it hasn't been archived yet? I remember kekking at it yesterday.
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>>66993380
don't worry op she also makes my pp hard if that helps you
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Push it to the thread limit, yeah alright, I said push it to the thread limit!
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>>67002528
you mean to the limit?! THE LIMIT!!?
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>>66994161
>Legal action
Makes me think she's just overreacting in the first place, there is literally zero legal action you can take over this.
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white knights are so fucking cringe holy shit rope yourself
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>>67002566
THE LIMIT! THE LIMIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!1
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damn this makes me feel bad for OP. it's not like he was being malevolent... it might have been a bit autistic but that doesn't mean she should have publicly humiliated him. why don't people understand that there are other people behind the screen? sorry OP i hope you recover
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>>67002644
THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!
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>>66994231
This entire thread is gold
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This entire thread is one giant Larp
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was here when it was made cant belive you people are keep going
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>>67002663
PUUUUUUSSSHHHHHHH IIIITTT, PUUUUSSSHHHH IIITTT,
TOOOO
THHHHHEEEEE
FUCCKKKIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG
LLLLIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
WALK ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE!
DON'T LOOK DOWN OR YOU'LL END UP FINISHED!
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>>67002708
AND THIS... IS TO GO.. EVEN FURTHER BEYYYOOONDDDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Open up the limit
Past the point of no return
Reached the top, but still you gotta learn how to keep it
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>>66994113
I hope no one makes a cum tribute for one of her tweets. That would be disgusting and misogynistic.
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>>66999089
>looks

anon...
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>>66994049
>Only solid advice in the thread
>90% of replies are in disagreement because its easier to suffer in hell than it is to climb out
Never change r9k.
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COME ON GUYS ITS ALMOST BEEN 24 HOURS LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>67002715
>>67002671
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>>66994161
>legal action
What the fuck? Am I missing something other than an awkward confession in a twitter DM here? How is that even in the cards?
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Don't originally put me in the screencap
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>>67001649
You are a deluded tranny if you impose such suspect accusations onto others.
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>being rejected by an elongated tranny giraffe
OP on suicide watch
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its been a fun ride. see you all on the next episdoe of Autistic OP!
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>>66994113
>just made a post on 4chan saying that they were into me for months and are mad about my post.
>mad
What? For what I saw OP isn't mad, but sad. How did the conflated sadness and confusion with someone being mad?
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>be woman
>call yourself asexual
>still demand resources and protection from men
>dont give away any pussy at all
>still secretly desire chad
asexuality isn't an identity, it's a medical problem. get your fuckin heads right women christ.
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>>67002834
One more post!!!!
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>>66994328
>tell her I look a lot like the penguin because she draws him A LOT
>it's true i look a lot like a young Danny devito
Read again you fucking retard
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>>66993204
What you said was legit not even creepy, it's probably the anonymity of it being what I assume to be an empty account is what might make it seem a little spooky.

Though I have to ask, you didn't get the photoshoot done specifically for her right?
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>>66999492
>Le quirky ART! scribbles
I'm also an artist and hate faggots that do that shit
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I got a free minecraft code, anybody wants it?
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>>66993483
Kys you dumb whore lmao.
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put me in the screencap you faggots, or I will rape you r/wholesome4changreentext faggot
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OP you deserve better.
That bitch is too cruel
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>>67003236
Give me the goods anon



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