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Heretics will be Executed edition

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>>66984097
>>66984097
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tipsy
gimme bottom to cuddle and nothing else
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no DIE you FAGGOT
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Ooo I'm early this time, nice. How many incels you think are actually just repressed homos?
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THOSE who post stupid useless anime girls
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>>66994838
Probably not many, if any. There are a billion social incentives to be gay and all they want is sex anyways, if they could, they most likely would.
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>>66994862
Idk man thats why I consider myself bi. I'm always leaving that door open just incase I wind up never finding a gf. And I have no problem with fucking a dude either kek.
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The beginning of a new thread is like the worst part it takes a billion years for everyone to start posting and by then the thread is dead
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I am so FACKING bored Help god
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If you tap you will cum or die
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what ZE FACK
I dieded and cumd
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ze fack poster is such an amazing staple of these threads I will never stop adoring him
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cringe maximised
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>>66994993
I died
AND I TAKE YOU WITH ME
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how to stop being a schizoid husk incapable of human connection
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make real life friends
UPPPSSS
you can't do that
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>>66995064
what do you think is the cause of that problem?
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>>66994821
dipshit
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>>66995086
some combination of innate mental illness, poor socialisation as a child and several years of alcoholism
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>>66995064
Here's a start, get off this site. Specifically this board.
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>>66994807
nice! wish I reas those. I only read some Spider-Man comics, the one with the beyonder about marvels greatest hero. Who happens to be spidey. Really good.
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IN DOG YEARS...

THE BLOOD OF LIONS
I, LIQUEFYING
I AIN'T DYING
I AM IMMORTAL
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the game I am currently playing is starting to remind me of stardew valley except without the cringe and none of my friends call me gay for playing it
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Why is it hoi4?
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>>66995182
you're just a loser stop giving it some kind of sigma balls tinged branding.
all is not lost just takes monumental upheaval.
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>>66995219
Oh yeah, bro! Do you like Iron-Man? I always loved Tony. Also I find funny how Elon Musk seems to believe he's actually Tony Stark.
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how can i get my bottom under control?
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Its getting croooonge
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>>66995283
apparently it's as easy as just telling him you're in control
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>>66995273
he really believes that? Lol. yes, at first i did not but my uncle got me into Ironman so yeah. Personally prefer spidey, the loveable and relatable loser. Mostly stick to DC to be quite honest. Oh yeah I remembered you mentioned Deadpool, you have been diving into that right?
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>>66995283
Rewire his brain when he's in his post-coom state. That's when bottoms are most vulnerable.
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>>66995267
I am not trying to be cool I genuinely hate being like this
no monumental upheaval is coming
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>>66995182
>alcohol
I hope you don't drink anymore, I have the same issues btw. Do you think you can't form connections due to social anxiety or that you simply cannot care?
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>>66995283
IM NOT OUT OF CONTROL YOU FAG
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>>66995310
looks like we got a angwy little bottom on our hands
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>>66995310
If you weren't out of control you wouldn't be yelling at your top on an imageboard.
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>>66995292
I actually bought a couple of Deadpool comics recently but I forgot to give them a read. I love reading in bed but I'm going to sleep early lately. In fact I'm wearing my pyjamas atm (yeah, really)
Also I just turned down my music... Man it's only 6pm what am I doing.
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Ok gonna test my luck again

Gents and not so gentlemen.. I have been authorized by the alliance to form a suicidal platoon of special elite retards. I am Agent Zero, some call me Fox, but you may call me Zedd. My skill is unfortunate luck, and meticulous planning. I am willing to carry out dangerous missions that are nigh impossible. I am looking for a glorious death, and to save as many lives as possible at the end of the day. I drink on the job all the time but it will not be a hindrance, i do not share my booze.
>state your call sign
>any skills
>what you are willing to offer
>why do you want to partake
>about yourself; bio, traits, etc.
the alliance does not believe we can pull anything off, the world believes we are useless. unwanted, that doesnt matter to us anyways. we will do what we do because we feel expendable, and because it feels so fucking good. Once everyone is signed in, I will debrief you on the mission.
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>>66995330
>>66995332
SHUT UP IM NOT OUT OF CONTROL UGH
JHE IS TAUNTING ME
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>>66995330
be careful, he might be a biggun, r9g seems to have their fair share of large bottoms, they're a bit rougher to wrangle
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this thread is exceeding usual levels of cringe. i can't take it
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>>66995302
I'm trying to quit, not too far into it though
But it hasn't been as bad as it was at its worst for a couple of years
Most of the time I struggle to care for it, but when I do then anxiety kicks in
Mostly because I know I'm not actually capable
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>>66995291
>>66995297
>>66995348
thank you for the advice gentlemen
i will get him under control ASAP he is very NAUGHTY
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>>66995336
it is ok, i have been sleeping like at 7-8pm lately. also trying to sleep early.. wish I had jammies. the tele tubby looking kind. If you like Deadpool you will like Lobo hes the main man.
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>>66995239
based shizo.

GUH4G
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>>66995369
Oh man you really like DC! I'm reading Lobo's wikipedia article and lol he sounds like DC's answer to Deadpool. I'll give it a read ASAP, bro! An anti-hero who smokes is totally my style.
I love how edgy these late 80s/early 90s comics look. It's totally my stly esince I always enjoyed everything the old fashioned way. I pay for cable, I listen AM/FM radio on a boombox, I read actual mangas/comics instead of e-books and I smoke real cigs, not that vape thingy kids nowadays like.
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>>66995340
The problem is assuming anyone here who has skills also wants to participate in anything suicidal
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>>66995356
yeah i agree but its been the last 10 or 20 threads now ive started making my own threads instead
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hehe any gay boys here
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I hate my voice and I'm thinking I should start drinking hard liquor and screaming alot so it gets deeper.
I've considered smoking too but I already probably have asthma so I don't want to risk making it worse.
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no gay boys here im afraid
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>>66995444
other than darkseid, marvel wishes they had lobo. Stan lee loved him, and if he did it had to be good. Yeah dude vape is freaking terrible lol. Red flag, and e-books are so hard to get into, it is odd how that happens. 80s-90s did everything right in terms of comics, although sometimes it was over the top. X-men was cool for a while. Magneto launching nukes on the first episode was crazy.
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>>66995359
>I'm trying to quit, not too far into it though
At least you're on the path. Remember drinking in moderation is still harmful.
https://www.euro.who.int/en/health-topics/disease-prevention/alcohol-use/news/news/2018/09/there-is-no-safe-level-of-alcohol,-new-study-confirms
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2021.05.10.21256931v1.full.pdf
>Most of the time I struggle to care for it, but when I do then anxiety kicks in
Maybe you just want a different type of bond, you're here and you want these feelings to stop so in some sense you do care.
>Mostly because I know I'm not actually capable
What do you think you are lacking bro?
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>>66995464
not yet gay, how do I start liking men?
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>>66995486
Hey bro I'm getting a bit sleepy so I'm going to leave for now. It's always a pleasure to talk with you. Thank you.
Take care <3
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>>66995527
likewise buddy it was a pleasure. goodnight <3 i should get some sleep too. you please take care too.
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>>66995340
>state your call sign
Leopold
>any skills
none
>what you are willing to offer
my virginity and my Life
>why do you want to partake
boring
>about yourself; bio, traits, etc.
I still live at my mothers place but she is annoying and I can't take it
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>>66995503
i dont know it sort of just happened to me i think
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I think he hates me now, I know I stopped talking to him for a while but jeez, its shouldn't be entirely on me to initiate conversation or else we drift apart
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>>66995566
>Leopold
welcome aboard
>no skills
>willing to offer his life and virginity
duly noted
>about himself
this part of the process was for screening.
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>tfw guy who hasn't initiated a conversation with me in about 5 years and hasn't talked to me in a year messages me
>tfw I just don't really care enough to respond anymore
Sorry I'm not your 7th place medal kindly fuck off. I was interested 5 years ago. Not now.
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>tfw anon is a coomer
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>>66995646
you should play with him and break his heart >:)
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>>66995448
the idea is not necessarily about suicidal, fuck I phrased that all wrong. basically the missions will be. but people willing to take on impossible tasks.
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my tummy hurts arrrrghhhh nigger
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>>66995637
do you even have a use for me I never shoot a gun
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>>66995646
I just felt guilty about not talking to you more often, if I knew you felt so strongly I wouldn't have messaged you at all, if you hate me you can always remove me
I'm not particularly interested in you beyond friendship anyways
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>>66995655
No. We have a lot of history before that, and he did help me a lot when we were kids. I don't hate him. Just not interested in getting my heart ripped out again. Wasn't fun the first time and the hot and cold shit would probably do me in a second time around.
>>66995699
Unless your first name starts with Br, you're not him. Just gave me an excuse to post my own shitty stupid problems.
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>>66995697
>this is 100% larp
I will drill you until you are a firearms expert
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>>66995615
I used to be straight for the first 19 years of my life and then I actually tried fapping to a trap thread once. It changed me for sure, but I cannot do the same with regular men.
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>>66995717
that sounds great Anon when do we start the training ?
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stop. no more cringe for 10 minutes.
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SHUT ZE FACK UP my tum hurts
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>>66995721
wait what you didnt fall in love with batman when you were 6?
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>>66995711
Well in that case I'm gonna post about my problems using your posts related to your problems based off my original problem.
I will say, I can relate to the not wanting to be 7th place medal thing. Feels like almost every relationship I've ever had has been that way, but that's also why I feel like I have to initiate conversation all the time and even some degree of responsibility and neglectfulness if I do not.
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>>66995737
now! Drop down and ermmm.. do what we normally do! i will drill your ass hard until you yourself are hard! take your rucksack and, we will be rucking today right off the get go
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I said SHUT ZE FACK UP AAAAAAAAAAAH
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I first fell in in love with a guy when I was 13 and I thought and I thought he was a strange college girl in her 20s but he was actually like a 15 year old goth
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>>66995777
Fine let me say bye to my mom and then we can go
>runs downstairs and screams BYYYYEEEE to my mom then outside of the house
Where are we heading....uuhh Fox right?
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>>66995771
Healthy relationships are a two way street. Sometimes friendships just lie dormant for years too. If it means anything I hope you can find someone that prioritizes you as much as you do them.
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>>66995799
fuck I did not think this far ahead
>Leopold we are headed to a place you must be in The Know to know about
>tranquilizes you
>sleep tight tonight you will wake up in camp fully changed into uniform
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Two black shirts.
Two pairs of black pants.
One pair of black boots.
Two pairs of black socks.
One black jacket.
$300 personal burial money.
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>tfw that is exactly what i am wearing
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>>66995851
boring as fuck yaaaaaaaawn
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>>66995768
>picking batman over robin
You must be a bottom! No bro, I was fully straight until then. Actually the thought of even liking feminized men made me sick. I want to be gay because men are simply more interesting than women. Do you think watching batman stuff again will help?
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>>66995878
You are not an individual you are a space monkey waiting to become a man.
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>tfwywn get to kiss anon's tum
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>>66994804
>heretics
you mean bottom who don't douche before anal? yeah absolutely
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>individual
FAGGOT YOU
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>>66995901
stfu homo
Verification not
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I had a dream last month that I was batman and I was fucking a femboy version of Robin in the ass and he was really enjoying it
I stopped dreaming for a while for some reason, it would be nice if I could again, my dreams are always so pleasant, it's either hugging or fucking or conversation with an ethereal companion, even the nightmares are fun at this point, they all break me out of this monotonous day life
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>I was fucking a femboy version
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i wanna punch a bitch right now
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I still don't get why the pigposter has an issue with me. The schizophrenic part of me thinks he knows who I am because I have only ever seen him respond to a post that not mine one time.
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You didn't call me to Bajor to talk about tea...
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>>66995799
sorry anon, i cant continue. The whole point of the RP was to end up becoming endeared to you and not wanting to lose you on the mission in Ukraine fighting seppies in the buffer zone. but my health took a turn for the worse. thanks for indulging me Leo. goodnight.
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>>66995967
>>66995841
I am sleepy too dude.
make another greetpost in the next thread and I come with more energy just dont feel like it right now but great idea.
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>>66995951
I think you're just very easy to pick out. I've got no animus toward you, but you post a lot of shit that has certain implications if he's mostly responding to you.
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>The schizophrenic part of me
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>>66995990
I wish I was better at spotting people through text. I often intentionally try to obfuscate my typing style to be less recognizable but I'm not very good at that either. It's not mostly either, it's 9/10 times.
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I miss Gosling anon. Anyway, goodnight thread.
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>>66995881
hehe yeah. the batman and robin film was my favourite when i was a kid. why are you here if you dont like men
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Actually now that I think about it, I make up the majority of posts in every thread I've posted in so it's probably just a numbers game that I get the pigposter responses more often.
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>>66995340
Flamey
Chemistry & disguises
Don't want to risk death, but I've always wanted to be one of those guys that runs the secret hideour. Like alfred I guess.
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I wish I was drunk so I could drunkpost. I don't have alcohol and I'm not of age to drink though. Drunk people seem to have so much fun talking to themselves.
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it's maybe fun for an hour
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>>66996140
im devistatingly miserable lmao
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>>66996157
But why though anon? Write mushy gushy shit or nod off to a song, that's what I imagine I would do. Sink into an inebriated, melancholy warmth.
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>he lives in las vegas
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WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE
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>>66996170
>mushy gushy
too early to sleep you moron
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vegas meet up when haha
i'm actually really scared now
that post seemed way too out of context and targeted
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SHUT ZE FACK UP YOU STUPID AMERIMUTTS
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>>66996188
Why are you getting drunk to early to sleep idiot
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>>66996122
ok.. one last one for before i hit the road

>Flamey
that is actually cute knew a gamer guy who went by that
>chemistry and disguises
oh now that is fascinating
>dont want to risk death, but always wanted to be one of those guys that runs the secret hideour. Like alfred I guess
alright Flamey, you will be my quartermaster you will do exactly what you always wanted and more. Supplying our boys with needed material. You will also make sure that our gear is safe from any possible chemical attacks that we may encounter on the field. Disguises will be a much needed skill when we do cloak and dagger ops. Welcome aboard, it is a pleasure.
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>>66996140
>I wish I was drunk
angsty teenager cringe
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>>66996209
because if it was time to sleep it'd be too late for getting dwunk you little dummy
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>tfw my ldr bf is driving 4 hours to take my virginity tomorrow.

I'm so nervous but I can't wait...
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You made it obvious anon...
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>>66996269
drive slowly into a pedestrian
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SHUT ZE FACK UP about YOUR DUMB VIRGINITY !
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>>66996248
If you're older than me and using this website, you don't get to call me cringe. I'm not trying to be anymore angsty than anyone else here, I'm just bored and I want an amplifier for weird feels.
>>66996263
Is that how that works? I thought you were supposed to drink yourself to sleep but not too much, so you don't drown in vomit.
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>>66996305
hit a nerve did i? how about i make you drink your own cum
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storyanon sure got on early for him
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asking again because I am a sad piece of shit
any femboys/traps around omaha nebraska
I need to loose my virginity it's driving me mad and I don't care what I stick it in anymore, I will make sure all your demands are met I just need to fuck
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>>66996305
>yourself to sleep but not too much, so you don't drown in vomit
both if im lucky uwu
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>how about i make you drink your own cum
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>any femboys/traps
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>>66996305
BABY WANTS TO SHOOL DADDY BABY WANTS TO TELL EVERYONE HOW COOL HE IS FOR DRINKING
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>>66996305
if you do drink yourself to sleep just sleep on your side ok darling?
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>>66996317
>>66996341
>>66996360
im fine, you guys on the other hand seem relatively bothered
>>66996329
that doesn't sound like a fun way to go
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>>66996396
i'm gonna come round there and put a marginalised melon in your colon
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my tumm hurts AAAAAAAAAH
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>>66996396
>that doesn't sound like a fun way to go
cheers to that
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>>66996330
>>66996340
dont post their nipples for everyone to see...
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>>66996459
they might get horny thats true
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you're tum hurts because your from some chinese shithole that has no food health and safety standards and you have worms or some fucking thing. you are most evidently ESL which is my motive for saying this. fucking slapping sound of flipflops and smell of hot dogs in chines back alleys. shithole.
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SHUT ZE FACK UP NIGGER
my tum still hurts your long reply didnt help
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>>66996414
how about i pulverise your prostate instead, perhaps youll be a bit less moody afterwards
>>66996435
i will not cheers to that
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>>66996467
that second pic is a little too much honestly delete it
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>>66996486
I cannot believe shut ze fack up poster is also tummy hurts poster, that's insane
What a tweeest
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Anon....I.....I
>looks shy on the floor
I have to pee again
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B-But you just went...
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>>66996619
bored..... stop posting this youre annoying me god i fucking hate you pisswhore
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I knoooooooww I am sorrrrry


It's a biological compulsion you stupid fag. if you're bored why dont you you go to sleep
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>tfw posting about how ywn kiss anon's tum
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>>66996664
im bored of your posts and i cant sleep knowing that when i wake up ill have to read this again
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too bad or you could....well just open up and drink my piss and then it's done
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I did promise I'd help you again if you needed it, are you sure you want help though?
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>>66996701
yes but I can't go to the bathroom I have to stay in my bed.....
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>tfw just peed in the potty
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ham and cheese sandwich makin me sober yuh
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>>66996719
Anon, if you're really that lazy, I can just carry you to the bathroom... you're not very heavy and you're much to old to be pissing your bed.
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>>66996748
how do you know that I only weigh 110 pounds?
Fine I just feel weak
carry me please
>I hold my arms up to wrap them arround your neck so you can carry me better
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>>66996773
>picks you up
I knew because uh... I'm everywhere too ;)
>awkwardly shuffles into the bathroom
>stands you up in front of the toilet
hopefully you're a bit too sleepy for that energetic anxiety from earlier, but if not I'm still here
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>tfw no frot and makeout bf
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i wanna force a bottom to fucking cuddle with me right now
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>>66996806
>lets out a sigh on how pathetic this fear is but have to hold my breath as soon I see the white toilet
I...I don't want to
>I push myself back and try to escape
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why are hungarian boys so weird
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>>66996838
>grabs your shoulder
Anon, we've been through so much together, come now...
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is it hornyposter hours
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>tfw already fapped before hornyposting hours.
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havent masturbated in a while and today wont be different
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>>66996868
N....No I...I dont want to!
>starts pissing in my pants
I can't I TOLD YOU I CANT LEAVE THE BED YOU FAGGOT
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>tfw into petplay

it's over isn't it? I want to be the pet too. Except I'm old and ugly.
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Now you have to give him a bath and fug him. I hope you're happy
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>>66996991
why cant you be the pet?
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>>66996952
same, i dont know if i feel better or worse
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>>66996998
i feel exactly the same why would it change anything?
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>>66996977
Alright, we're gonna bathe you, I'm turning on the shower, I hope you're not afraid of it too. It'll be comfy, after you wash up, we can plug up the drain and let the bath fill, then you can soak in the warm water for a bit.
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>>66997001
>masturbate, feels nice but end up feeling alone and ashamed
>dont masturbate, get arbitrary moral high ground on coomers. dont feel empty inside, rather bored and horny
hmmm decisions decisions
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>>66997041
ok....I am sorry...it's my nerves it's all
No the shower is fine...
>I cross my arms infront of my chest
T....Thank you I didn't had a warm bath for years
>I tear up
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>tfw I want to make a guy very uncomfortable by breaking down and sobbing in his arms at our first hug.
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I would not trust this guys bowels what if he shits in the tub
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>>66997105
fair point but I only shit once a week
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>>66997055
i just dont masturbate becuase i dont feel like it ive never felt alone or ashamed after and ill always have moral high ground over coomers
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I used to shit in the tub all the time when I was a child, my middle finger to bath time. Eventually mom got sick of it and stopped making me take them.
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>>66997114
get your t checked my handsome
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>tfw no anon to call you handsome
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>>66997138
ive thought about it but i dont want to go to the doctor or whatever
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>snores loudly
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>>66997060
>turns the shower on
>turns back to face you
>notices your tears
Anon, I...
>hugs you
It'll be okay
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its almost impossible to get T proscribed anyway, they're scared it'll be used as a steroid.
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>he wants another prostate exam
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>>66997170
No I won't I will always have to need you to pee and you will eventually get sick of it and leave me and hate me and and and....
>I break down and want to run away
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>>66997162
Kek, fuck that either I get earplugs or I fuck off to another room. but then again..
>tfw no obnoxiously loud snoring bf to say "awww" while I catch him sleeping and put a blanket over him.
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>>66997172
its not about taking T its about checking if i have low T
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>>66997172
then start lifting and eating properly anon
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>tfw no apple pie by the window sill leaving bf so I can steal his delicious home made pies and he never would know or suspect ever
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>>66997180
>holds you in place
I'm worried you're gonna get sick of my attempts to assist you, I don't seem to be very good at this, but I want to stay close to you anyways, anon...
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>>66997148
hehe i can tell this was posted by a handsomeanon
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Oh shit anon did he piss himself again I think I missed it
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>tfw can't reply to handsome calling anon because I don't wanna come off as handsome and I dont wanna get my hopes up
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>>66997230
What are you talking about...Anon....you helped me alot....I could piss in a toilet again because of you.....I didn't do that since I was a kid
>there is silence in the room for some minutes
I am just...I am just afraid. something must have happend....when I was a kid or something I can't explain it otherwise....I am sorry....I don't deserve you
>I grab your hand

>66997236
keep doing it
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ok pussy then im gonna go to sleep hope u sleep well hansumb
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>>66997286
>the ultimatum
>refuse to acknowledge being handsome
>or say goodnight
goodnight, sweet dreams anon here is a (You).
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where do i go to sadpost now?
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>tfw ugly as all hell but my mama says I'm handsome
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>tfw even my mother makes fun of me for being an ugly virgin.
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>>66997272
I am curious as to what transpired, I can't imagine anything scaring someone away from toilets so badly. Did you get a particularly bad swirlie?
>grips your hand tightly
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how long do we have to put up with your pissplay bullshit!!!
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>>66997337
until everyone realises this game is fucking bored... lets get out of here anon
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>>66997356
I would but I'm boring as fuck anon.. you go on without me
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>>66997331
No I never got bullied I never talked to anyone and just drew all the time in class
maybe I....
>I swallowed
I supressed something could this be it or am I just paranoid or crazy? There must be a reason for this fear.....
Is the bath ready?
>I look up from the floor where I am sitting
>>66997310
in a psychiatry
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i was gonna go te gaygen and tell them how much i hate them but im too drunk to find the thread so im just gonna be cute here
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>>66997370
Go test the water, see if it's too hot or too cold, I'm gonna go grab something from downstairs.
>heads downstairs
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>>66997369
cant leave you behind anon but if you dont want to come i guess ill stay here for another hour
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>>66997390
>be cute here
elaborate..
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>>66997400
Good man. where would we go anyway?
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>>66997420
>elaborate..
no c:
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>>66997396
Alright
>I test the water with my hand it's too cold so I pour more warm water
>I undress myself standing now with my piss soaked underwear
ANON ARE YOU COMING ?!
>I sigh looking at the toilet
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>>66997441
That's it! You dare defy me.. I will teach you some manners young man!
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I need to do a bunch of things but I'm too lazy, motivate me.
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>>66997429
anywhere else would be good but i was thinking off 4chan(nel)
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>>66997467
alright but that means bedtime and I cant sleep yet for reasons.
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>>66997466
you dont have anything better to do and if you dont keep up with your responsibilities youll end up like that rping retard in a few months
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>>66997483

which rping retard?
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>>66997491
This.. I took that personally
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>>66997464
your probably the same age as me you dumb little bottom slut
dont think i cant be a top just because im cute UwU
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>>66997482
its okay anon im not going to sleep for a while but i dont think you want to go with me anyways so we can just hang out here for a while
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>>66997453
>come back into the bathroom carrying a chair
>put it down in front of the bath
Now that I think about it, I could have just sat on the toilet. I'm gonna take your clothes to the washing machine, take off those undies.
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>>66997496
No! I am older than you I assume because you make silly faces. Regardless I will teach you some manners, you don't scare me
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>>66997506
cool, why are you bored anon? anyway I can ease that?
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>tfw no paul bunyon bf
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>>66997520
get on your knees or fuck off
im gonna stop replying to you unleess you call me daddy in your next post
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>tfw no big bunions bf to massage his feet
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>66997554
nope, you done fucked that up now
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I have to pee now too, someone help me.
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>>66997507
A-Alright here
>I remove my underwear,handing it to you
>piss still drops down on the floor so soaked in piss is the underwear
T-Thanks again for doing this anon....I am sorry
>I cover my pp behind my hands
I go in the bath then
>I sit in the bath
a-autsch autsch
>its abit too hot but I get used to the temperature after some minutes
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>>66997590
>chuckles at anon covering up his dick
You know it's not anything I haven't seen from you before, right?
>sigh when I realize I have to pick up the soaked clothing
Anything for you, anon.
>uses anon's hopefully relatively clean shirt to pick up the pissed clothing
>takes it down to the washing machine
>comes back up and washes hands in sink
>sits in chair
>looks at anon
How're you feelin' now champ? Any better?
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>>66997506
alright wanna gtfo here with me?
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>tfw managed to go a week without any pizza.

Little victories I guess, but I'm craving it so bad.
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>>66997537
im not really bored right now just relaxing but it seems the thread is not going to go back to how i liked it so im just going to complain before my entertainment comes
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>tfw so proud of story anon
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>>66997655
yeah do you want to like talk somewhere else?
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>>66997682
I really did not expect this. Sure i'll bite but I will disappoint.
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I'm really hungry again, but I'm fighting the urge to pig out. I just weighed myself and I'm up to 230lbs.
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>>66997690
hm... on discord? i can do email or whatever too dont worry about disappointing because we shouldnt expect anything
nenblogger#5649
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>>66997653
I know anon you already saw me penis aloooooot of times
>wash myself using a sponge
>relax abit feeling the hot water all arround me
Yeah I am feeling alot better.....I still feel weak alot....but I gained a little progress in my eating disorder I ate twice today....
Will have to see my therapist on monday...again...you know that always helps me..
>a stare at the wall thats next to the bathroom right where the toilet is
And how are you anon like in general?
Do you want....to maybe....you know...join me?
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>>66997731
It's good that you're making progress, anon! I'm pretty sure you're supposed to visit your therapist on a fairly regular schedule so that's good too.
I don't have much going on in my life anon, I'm not a busy man, but I feel ok, always do around you. Do you want me to join you?
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>>66997824
(I have to sleep anon am sorry to quit the rp so suddenly but thank you so much for the rp)
nighty
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>>66997847
no problem fren, sleep well
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eggyolk ravioli
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>>66997886
the yolker is my yavorite yillain
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If we are dating and you are snoring im going to make you lose weight so you dont drown in your fucking sleep
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>eat big mac
>butt explodes
coincidence?
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I wonder what sleeping next to someone is like? will there cover fights, random snuggles, one person kicking bothering the other, things like that.
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>>66998249
>one person kicking
that would be nice, would be funny would hurt but something to talk about in the morning
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>>66998249
>I wonder what sleeping next to someone is like?
I kicked my sister a lot when we had to share a bed. Maybe it was a subconscious kind of sibling instinct.
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>>66998249
idk whenevr I slept with my brother it was pretty cozy.. He never said anything to me about snoring, and he snored too but it was comforting
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>>66998249
>wake up in the middle of the night
>severely beat bf to near death
>take him to icu next morning
>apologize
>repeat when he recovers
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anorexia got me wanting to kill myself
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I slept with my only bf one time, apparently I stole all the blankets (it was winter too) and that forced him to cuddle up with me to stay warm.

I woke up with his morning wood pressing against my back, one of the best feelings ever.
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ive never had morning wood i dont think
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>>66998470

I wake up with it every morning and have since I was a teenager. In fact I almost always start my day with a coom, right there in bed.
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>>66998488
thats crazy i dont think i would masturbate even if i did get morning wood
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i want to harvest orgasms in anons butt
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>tfw insanely curious about the post sex period of established couples, cuddling, pillow-talk, cleanup, even bathroom rituals.

There's something wrong with me, isn't there?
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Any of you anons on ssri? I started and it's extremely hard to orgasm, if you have a sex life how does it impact that?
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I feel like I am the only non-medicated person left on the planet
everyone else I have ever met is either on medical or recreational drugs
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>>66998668
im not on medication but i was 15 years ago
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>>66998668
You are so close to breaking free from the matrix brother.
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I'm not on anything but really I should be, I don't know what mental illnesses I have but I know I have several, plus severe ADHD that ruined my life.
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>>66998712
ive been thinking about going back for years but if it doesnt help id probably get too suicidal so im not going to
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I'm too shy and ashamed to talk to anyone about my mental health, or my physical health really since that's poor as well. Being an old neet does that.
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>>66998748
same on all of that but i really regret not being able to talk about mental health stuff
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>>66998753

If I had gotten help for ADHD and social anxiety early on I might have turned out different but my mom refused to believe I had them.
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>>66998705
I just question the necessity of all of this.
Very few people seemed to need this until the past couple centuries or so.
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>>66998826
really people got more medicated in the 70s i think
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>>66998772
maybe but its not really worth thinking about what couldve gone better that far back
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>>66998826
their worlds were very small and self contained. Now despite no matter what class or nation you're a part of some of your wellbeing is dependent on a global system that really seems fucking rickety right now.
My grandfather plowed fields, now these fields are plowed by multinationals and copyrighted seed genes. So much has happened in several centuries its no wonder why people are so neurotic.
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>>66998863

except I turned out a 31 year old neet that is a personalityfag on a Mongolian throatsinging forum, so anything would be better than this.
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>>66998878
well im going to a 29 year old NEET but hopefully i leave this shit forum
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>>66998914

I'll leave the neet life before I leave this place, I've been here in 05 when I was 15. It's my only place on the internet where I feel at home.
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>>66998936
i started posting here in late 2008 but ive been posting more as i get older and everything else gets boring and my mind cant take being so lonely
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>tfw considering pissbottling because I'm too comfy to get up.

Is this the bottom for me?
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the one and only time i pissbottled it almost overflowed so im never even going to try again
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>>66998971
I only get pissbottling if ur in a dorm or smth where the bathroom is down a hallway. Or if u live at home and dont want to wake ur parents up at 4an. Otherwise...why
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it never stopped me when it overflowed
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>>66999018
too spooky anon i was hiding in my room and had prepared to do it and still it wasnt good
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If I ever pissbottled I think it would finally be the last straw and my mom would throw my ass out.
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>>66999028
nobody has to know you did it thats really easy to hide
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>he cooms in his sock
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ive got cum on my sock before but not on purpose...
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I used cumsocks when I was a little horny boy
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I just coom in my hand and lick it up, no mess no fuss and I'll sometimes pretend it's another guy's.
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i cum on my stomach most of the time but also eat some of it almost always masturbate then shower
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I could never aim at my stomach properly and ended up with the glue glove, until I learned to cum directly into my left hand.
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>>66999118
i think it depends on position if im sitting i never cum on my stomach but if im on my side or back i always cum on my body
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>>66999127

I rarely fap while laying down, almost always sitting or standing (in the shower, then I just let it fly and the water wash it away)
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>>66999140
yeah it depends if im playing with my ass but i can never masturbate in the shower its really distracting for some reason
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>>66999153

I've never played with my butt, too scared of being dirty plus some other issues. I don't do it in the shower much either for lubrication reasons but sometimes I can force one out if I'm particularly pent up.
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>>66999169
using fingers is pretty easy and actually feels very good if your hands dont get tired too fast like you dont need much lube or prep and if its dirty you will know quickly. showers have never worked for me but it would be so convenient
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>>66999228

I might consider trying, maybe in the shower without the water on, then if its dirty quickly turning it on to wash it off.
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>>66999288
im surprised you havent tried yet... or did you try?
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>>66999320

I'm really scared of poo, that and I've always considered myself to be a top.

Still though I am curious as what something feels like up there.
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I have to peeeeee
(no rp this time )
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>>66999345
really the poo depends on your diet and the last time you went of course depends on the size your putting up there and its always better to clean and prep but still you are likely safe unless you have weird or messy bowel movements normally
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>>66999370

my diet is pretty bad and I suffer from constipation frequently, that;s the main reason why I haven't tried anything.
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>>66999386
i think youre still safe but i dont know really just try after you shit for best results but im not sure if that means you have other problems
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im going out for a night walk
please pray for me that i dont get attacked and eaten by wild dogs thank you
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>dear God make him a bird so he can fly far far away
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>>66999516
youre dead anon... also this is weird enough my biggest fear when walking too
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Do air fryers give off 5g radiation
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>>66999538
uh... yeah..? dont tell me you have one of those things?
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>he went out for a nightwalk
I'm gonna miss anon...
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>underneath a gas lamp
>where the airs cold and damp
>im a nasty surprise
>im a devil in disguise
>im a footstep at night
>im a scream of the fright
>all hear my warning
>never turn your back
>on the ripper
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>>66999545
I was straight like a month ago but using it has given me in insatiable love of cock. At least my tendies get cooked well.
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>>66999566
your tendies arent cooked well you liar
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>>66999569
You got me, its just guylust I don't even care about the food
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>>66999586
uh huh... now you must die
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Is that Canadianairfryeranon?
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>>66999594
Hopefully smothered under big bear armpits
I'm ready
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>11 am still not asleep
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>>66999607
sadly not like that its going to be a little painful
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>>66999608
go to sleep and lay off the wojaks
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>>66999683
I can't fall asleep I am trying
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>>66999687
what if we try sleeping together but not in a lewd way and how about we thinking about twinkling stars
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i love the twinkling stars at noon
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>>66999740
yeah I know I know but imagine it being night or simply imagine something
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>>66999747
imagine me not reading another post
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ok then that means it is working
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>>66999717
that could work but can I start crying in your chest?
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>>66999529
i've run into a couple of stray dogs at a certain point on my walks
the only come out at night and bark across me from across the street
then they cross the street and keep getting closer
i slowly back away and make noises at them with my teeth and theyve left me alone
theyre not super big dogs, i think i could take one of them, lose a limb and choke him out, but i think if both attacked me i would die
so i dont walk that far anymore, its about the same distance anyway
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>>66999779
yeah you can anon and i can tell you a story about how we fall in love and about that one time how you cried on my chest and so i comforted you and how i never got up from my uncomfy position not once just so you can lay there comfortably
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Being gay is sexist so you shouldn't.
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>sure im balding
>certain i have gyno
what the fuck guys
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>>66999809
thats sounds so nice I think I would sob more
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>>66999780
i see stray dogs often but far enough away that i can easily avoid them still one i cant stop thinking about them when i walk
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im not even 25+ yet how did i roll so shit no one else in my family is like this
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>>66999816
it is ok anon it is ok i will do my best to comfort you and put you to sleep the way the story ends is with a cute anon who falls asleep after having cried but i will keep holding onto you
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>>66995340
>spc fuckface
>getting out of doing things
>emotional support
>money
>no
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>>66999861
thank you anon you're so sweet. I can't fall asleep I just cant
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>>66999815
Same but at least I'm balding slowly (so far).
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>>66999885
i will softly pat your head and try to not breathe in so deep so that you do not feel much movement when i do breathe
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>>66999885
it is ok anon you will fall asleep in due time even if it is not this very moment just do not feel sad that you cant right now
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>>66999890
I got a court meeting in the next month and it made me feel suicidal

>>66999906
I dont want to sleep
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>>66999886
I am so mad. Not mad enough to kill myself but I can't believe every roll I get is mediocre or below average. What the absolute fuck.
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>>66999915
that is a very valid reason to not want sleep but try not to think so much about that event
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i miss my anons...
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like my may 2021 anons
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I found out he went on a date with someone else yet i still dont want to hurt his feelings and dump him. I want him to be fully in love with someone else and completely forget about me naturally.
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>>67000051
I hope I'm one of those
>>67000099
I'm not one of those
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>>67000223
really? im sorry anon but if you didnt post during may-july 2021 i cant call my favorite anon i enjoyed that time very much even though most of june was garbage
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>just found out anon is a zoomer
uhoh
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why do some men love to point out the dumb decisions characters make in tv shows?
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>>67000263
i had a good answer but it sounds like you talk to people in real life
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>>67000241
what of it?
>>67000263
it can be fun, just say you find it annoying and I shall stop
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>wake up
>feel like shit, wish I was dead
What was even the point if stopping drinking if this still happens
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>>67000277
I just noticed it because of my family.
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>>67000300
Right? I started drinking again because at least that shit numbed me a little.
Fucking morons acting like drinking is destroying my life...my life is already destroyed! There's no way out and I'm too old and tired anyway, so I may as well have some rum, y'know?
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>>67000306
hm thats a good cover bit im sure youve had a million friends by now
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>>67000300
>>67000316
yeah... drinking doesnt even make me feel bad when i wake up. you guys got scammed
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I found one of the pieces of smut that made me such a fag but I do not think it is sufficiently gay for this place.
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>>67000411
definitely not since the thing that made me gay was my 11 year old imagination
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>>67000424
Good for you gaywad ;)c
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>>67000432
uhh thank you anon
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>>67000436
you are most welcum >3o
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>>67000446
that smiley doesnt make any sense anon...
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>>67000452
Everything I post makes sense, yu just have 2 luk at it proppah boi :,((
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>>67000474
im looking and seeing but that post from before..? no sense
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>>67000478
yes it does, try to understand better, you're probably looking at it wrong
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>>67000534
nope i even put my glasses on... are you sure this isnt a special language?
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>>67000557
only if emoticons count as a special language -.-
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>>67000570
well that one was pretty different you have to admit... sorry anon i like you so i dont want to be weird anymore
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>>67000583
you gotta be weird, how will you be my gaywad if you ain't T-T
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>>67000606
well im really too gay and too OLD to be your gaywad... i think...
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girls are objectively more attractive than boys.
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>>67000627
i think girls can be attractive but men have much better looking faces and can have better bodies
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>>67000627
You probably are too gay, though I doubt you're too old.
You would have to be a whole 10 years older
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>>67000623
oops, this >>67000637 was meant for you
ignore my mistake
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MAN FUUUUCK PHONEPOSTING I QUIT THIS IS FUCKING EMBARASSING GOD
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>>67000646
>>67000646
i got you anon youre but you almost made me look a little attention whorish... im 28 that is /r9gay/ old and almost certainly older than you
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hm i made a typo too gonna blame you for that anon
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>>67000667
Only 8 years older than me
I have flirted with older.(Never fucked anybody tho kek)
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i thought i would be more outgoing if i drank more around him
i cant process alcohol, i have an allergy to it and i always stay away from it
but he was so amazing and i didnt want to lose him
i did anyway, and now he's been 'alcohol free' since whenever who cares
he probably thinks i was some weird alcoholic who got him to start drinking more or something
why do i fuck everything up every single time
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>>67000696
oh... well im not that old looking but im still too old to be playing on /r9gay/ so dont look at me... also what was the oldest you flirted with?
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>>67000723
I think someone 32 years old on the internet when I was 16
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>>67000726
oh okay. i was talking to old people when i was 16 too so dont feel that bad
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>boss just fired me over the phone
Plus side? No wageslaving tonight!
Downside? Starvation is imminent...
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>>67000735
I'll try not too. Its pretty rare I get along with someone younger or the same age.
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>>67000764
same actually but im near 30 lol. i kinda hope im not alive or at least im not looking for attention online when i do turn 30
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you're most evidently ESL lets get into 10 minutes of feverous tit for tat. your country is a sham a shithole not the slightest redeeming quality and so therefore attractive to loads of indians.
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>>67000792
god... i feel like youre talking to me. well... im not ESL, actually, i am EOP
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I added someone from the thread and he randomly removed me
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>>67000777
you should put a plan into action to avoid that thennn
I hoped somethings that didnt work out
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i wont randomly remove you
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>>67000814
well im not sure what the plan will be for that but i can always never come back to /r9k/ out of shame
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>>67000821
You won't even (you) me.
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>>67000813
guess you learned an important lesson
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>>67000813
WOW ARE YOU REALLY THAT UNLOVEABLE?
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>>67000834
i didn't know you wanted a (you), im sorry
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>>67000825
I tried that leaving but it didnt work for me
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>>67000891
ive also tried a few time but i always come back too if the threads keep being so annoying maybe ill finally do it
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>>67000910
I don't think I'll leave till I have a substitute for the company this thread provides
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>>67000840
not really
>>67000842
yes
>>67000849
its whatever
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>>67000928
yeah same but i really hope it isnt true i would be pretty embarrassed being just 1 year and im almost there
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>>67000930
it's not though
i wronged you and i owe you now
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its your friend here, yeah sorry for deleting you its not your fault i just wanted to purge all the normies so fuck you
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why can't I just be normal I have 0 friends.
I just want a friend that likes to watch similar shows like me and laugh about silly stuff with me.
It's over
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clear answer but why do you respond to him
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if youre the one person i removed from in the last 5 hours fuck you because youre rude and dumb and too young
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>>67000968
it actually shouldnt be too hard to get all of that but you likely will never find it here
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>>67000963
Why would you pretend to be someone else?
>>67000987
No that's not me.
>>67000950
I dont really care.
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>>67001021
If you don't care, why bother posting about people removing you in the first place?
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>>67001021
because i'm on r9gay 24/7 and make 50% why you ask? because i'm epic
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gross i dont reply to multiple replies in one post type posts
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>>67001029
That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. What a lame attempt at bait.
>>67001031
ok
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thats actually interesting because i dont reply to bitching about style of post type posts
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I don't reply to posts that get judgy about what people bitch about
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>>67001055
Yeah, yeah, you're a real badass. Flat emotions and nonchalant manner.
You're so cool and collected.
Whatever, man.
I hope you can learn to hide your barbs and not prick people when they try to make
even a small connection one day. I think you can find happiness.
>>
I think you should slit yourself irl
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look what you did anon you made them go bitchmode
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dont pretend to be me... i actually dont reply to faggy attention whore copycat posts even in the thread
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>>67001089
This has to be some sort of copypasta. Actually made me kek, thanks anon.
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The only laughing matter is your joke of a lonely, miserable life.
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This is why I stopped trying to talk to anons outside of the thread
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i hope you arent talking to me because im happy 24/7
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>says he doesn't reply
replys thousands of times
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Who started this trend of not replying to people like a normal person? How the fuck am I supposed to know who anons are talking to who or about what, so fucking stupid.
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G-Guys, don't be mean to each other.
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Reading comprehension is a nice tool that'll serve you well in your future, kiddo.
Better practice now.
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>>67001128
i started it in june and everyone has been copying me since then please tell the no brain copycats to fuck off
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SHUT ZE FACK UP STUPID CAT
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I started in last year january
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While you were busy learning "reading comprehension" i was practicing the blade, kiddo.
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>>67001146
>capitals
nope you are a copycat stealing my ideas i hope you die right now
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this is my idea now
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all copycats will kill themselves when i stop posting here because they will only be able to copy rping fags sad
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Anon I have to peeeeeeee
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>when i stop posting here
please make my day
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That does it I'm getting you a fucking catheter
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>>67001168
i love pee could you add me here mikhal#0864
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>>67001179
no I don't you stupid discord FAGGOT
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not the catheter anon please noooooo I feel so tormented using it
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you wish id stop posting but my 1 year anniversary is in april so im here for at least a few more months but you will not see me then i promise
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So let's see.
2 people replied to me with normal responses
1 person replied without a (you) while claiming to be nice, then stopped replying because of autism (and then people pretneded to be him for some reason)
1 person replied without a (you) but was a troll pretending to be someone else
1 person replied thinking I was someone else
1 person replied with some autistic rant for no reason and followed it up with a copypasta then stopped replying but kept talking (i think)

I think I will just permanently ignore anons who don't reply like normal people. How the fuck am I supposed to talk to anyone like this.
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>>67001201
yeah sure ok....
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>ebf ghosted me after seeing my cutting scars
Please come back... :(
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>>67001205
remember this moment you little brained homo
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>>67001204
Just because I give you a you doesn't mean I have to say anything worthwhile, bitch
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>>67001210
I won't some other little fag will take your place
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>>67001207
>muh ebf
Hahahaha fuck you
Next time you cut yourself go for the throat
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>muuuhh cuts waaaaaaaaaaaah
shut ZE FACK UP
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I don't know I kind of like the thread like this
It's like a little gay retard mosh pit
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>>67001212
Atleast I get to call you a fag with you knowing im talking to you and not one of 50 billion other schizos.
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I have to pee anon I am serious now
don't let me piss my pants again
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>>67001215
you really post here everyday? that is sad but if you do... you will miss me youre threads are garbage without me but thankfully im pretty generous so ill stay another month
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stop reading at if you do
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>>67001237
Ah, but what about now, anon
Am I the sane guy you just responded to, or am I a different anon entirely?
You will never knooooow
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>tfw my anon isnt here that helps me pissing
dark times for me
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Hey, stop pretending to be me, fag
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became a software major because i had no idea what else to do but looking at /g/ fills me with so much anxiety because I can see how much further ahead and passionate people are. When I think of programming I think of errors and being stuck for hours but they're excited to try things and enjoy it. I will never be happy i should kms.
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>>67001204
>How the fuck am I supposed to talk to anyone like this.
You are such a fucking mentally ill primadonna it's not even funny.
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>not being here every day
Normalfags OUT!
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How does cutting even work? Is the reason it's only skinny faggots because an actual man would just cut his arm off if he tried? How do you apply that little pressure and still leave marks? What's even the point? If you're depressed/suicidal just pick up smoking like a normal person and drink yourself to blackout every night.
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lol I rather cut myself than have to vomit my guts out
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>>67001248
Are you sane? Definitely not.
>>67001260
Yeah, yeah, you're a real badass. Flat emotions and nonchalant manner.
You're so cool and collected.
Whatever, man.
I hope you can learn to hide your barbs and not prick people when they try to make
even a small connection one day. I think you can find happiness.
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>>67001257
I'm a professional software engineer, I have very little passion for anything I do but I still get paid better than anyone else I know
Don't let being a depressed schizoid stop you
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im here every night only a normalfag would stay up with the sun......
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>>67001279
really anon? I'm so stressed right now I can't sleep. The future looks terrifying.
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god I love drinking sherry
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>sherry
come on man... im at least drinking something real
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No it's tasty and 2 bottles is enough to make me drunk for my weight
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>>67001278
It's almost like there's a reason you got randomly removed. Wild.
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im skinny and i can drink two bottles lmao
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over the whole day
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poor baby anon cant drink two bottles of what? 14% alcohol? bet i am lower bmi than your weak ass too
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>>67001293
Of course the future is terrifying, anon
But while people out there in the real world like passion, what they like more is competency
So if you can manage that, you can survive, and if you survive you have time to figure things out for real
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sherry is tasty that's all
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i was 190 at my fattest last dec
im 175 now
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>>67001278
Yeah, yeah, you're a real badass. Flat emotions and nonchalant manner.
You're so cool and coIlected.
Whatever, man.
I hope you can learn to hide your barbs and not prick people when they try to make
even a small connection one day. I think you can find happiness.
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I weigh 54kg and am 183cm
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>>67001315
I know this is probably bait but I find it really odd people think like this. Do you really think when people treat YOU bad they just would treat literally anyone that way? Is there no little voice in your head that says "hey, maybe they just hate me personally for what I said or did". It's so strange. It's like those people that think livestreamers are their irl friends because they act nice on stream, as if they would treat you the same exact way if they even knew you to begin with.
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i am 148lbs and 6ft2 or 188cm and 67-68kg
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>>67001379
Yeah, yeah, you're a real badass. Flat emotions and nonchalant manner.
You're so cool and collected.
Whatever, man.
l hope you can learn to hide your barbs and not prick people when they try to make
even a small connection one day. I think you can find happiness.
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we both kinda have to eat more, huh?
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>>67001432
no you skeletal homo i am normal weight
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>>67001437
I ate rice today
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>>67001442
i ate mango salami and capocollo
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>>67001456
what is capocollo?
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>>67001465
hit that search button
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>>67001465
That's gabagool
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>>67001391
You were upset that you got removed, I offered to chat with you, you gave me the finger and said you didn't give a fuck.
Where in any of that did I give you reason to 'hate me personally'?
Cope however you want, asshole. Cry bait with every reply. Put however many words in my mouth as it takes to make you feel better.
At least you can admit you treated me badly, a stranger who tried to help.
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i cant drink 1 bottle of red wine in a night
guess bmi
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17bmi or 18bmi
am guessing
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>>67001493
18bmi but youre nothing anyways
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red wine bangs if I want to get drunk I get a red wine bottle
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i drink one bottle red wine and then start drinking gin to get drunk
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wearing my christmas sweater eventho christmas is over, heh
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im so fucking alone i cant stand it. looking back on each year of my life makes me feel sick.
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really though i need to star exercising again so my stomach goes to a nice flat again its starting to get a little fat.....
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>>67001490
I said I didnt really give a fuck ABOUT THE (YOU). I found it weird that you implied to want to be friends but didn't bother to (you) but in the end I don't care that much about and anon not giving a (you), you were sorry about it and felt like you owed something, which you didn't. Thats why I said I didn't care.

It makes no sense. I care about someone randomly blocking me. I don't care about recieving a (you), but I do find it odd to not (you) with the nature of your initial reply. That's all. That's not edgy or nihilistic, thats completely normal. I didn't judge you, I just found that singular comment odd.
And then after 1 single miscommunication you completely sperg out at me. Tell me I'm trying to be a badass or whatever. What the fuck? What do you even want from me?
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>>67001557
same anon but instead of each year only the last the 5 years
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i can drink 2 bottles of red wine but i get blackout at 16.5 bmi
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>>67001574
that seems right but blackout is a little much you should just be vomiting at that point
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I had the worst fucking blackout at my graduation party.
It was so emberassing and made me look like a drunk
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>>67001586
im not built for drinking
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>>67001597
i actually had my most embarrassing blackout at a wedding...
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>>67001607
autsch.....thats even worse
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>>67001601
yeah but i bet you remember vomiting all that wine up
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>>67001613
yeah luckily i lasted until most people left. free alcohol is a curse
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I remember calling the police while I was drunk and the police drive home to my mom and me and dragged me to a hospital to let me see a therapist.
showed my mom again how much of a dissapointment I am.
the worst part was it was on christmas and my two older brothers saw it too
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>>67001564
>I didnt really give a fuck ABOUT THE (YOU)
>I don't care about recieving a (you)
>>67000834
>You won't even (you) me.
How can you not comprehend this simple contradiction? It really is baffling to me.
>I didn't judge you
You immediately called me non-sensical and judged me a baiting troll after I asked you a reasonable, non-insulting question.
>sperg out
This is getting tiresome. You treated me like shit, I defended myself, it's really that simple.
Guys like you are dime a dozen, real inflated sense of self-worth.
You talk and act like a normie, you really don't belong here.
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>>67001634
my family gives me alcohol so im safe
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>tfw no escape the fate 1st album bf
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>>67000968
what do you like anon? maybe I like it too
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>>67001646
If you can't tell the difference from me finding it odd you don't even (you) someone you want to be friends with, and *genuinely caring* about it in the grand scheme of things then that's really your problem and not mine. You're being incredibly pedantic and autistic about it.

And this >>67001089 is a spergout. This is literal copypasta tier and I honestly thought it was a shitpost.
I said "I don't really care". You then replied with something so incredibly dumb I thought it was baid. Apparently that is enough for you to determine I "treat you like shit" and that I "have a self inflated ego".
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>>67001729
>tfw cant even type bait without making a typo
fuck
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>he replies to posts
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>tfw no roleplaying bf that roleplays our suicide
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>>67001729
Sure, but there's no grand scheme. You can't just twist the words you've already posted into meaning something you didn't.
There's nothing spergy about it.
I tried to be a human being to somebody who may or may not be in emotional pain or distress, offering to talk to them.
Not trying to be your friend, where the fuck did you get that from?
Everybody in this thread is fighting an uphill battle and I want to do everything in my power to reach out and try to maybe make things a little less hellish for them, if I can.
It's really apparent that you have a personality type that pushes everybody away, I don't know if it's a recursive, wallowing self-pity thing or what, but it's not healthy.
>>67001055
Instead of asking what I meant or correcting my assumption of what it was you cared about exactly, you immediately went for the throat and made this post.
Nothing I said before this was spergy or offensive or bait, at least by your definitions, so why?
I thought it would be more likely for us to share contact information under a playful guise of 'owing' you something.
Is that silly and spergy and weird? Sure. But I know what it's like to have somebody remove you, somebody close to you or not, somebody you've known for long or not.
It's really shitty and it helps to talk to somebody after the fact and I thought it would be a small harmless way of trying to help.
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>>67001834
>There's nothing spergy about it
Lets agree to disagree on that, it reads like a copypasta.

I genuinely thought that the comment about me "not caring" was was either completely retarded or a lame attempt at bait. There are so many trolls on this board, and I didn't feel like arguing with one. And if you're gonna say stupid shit like what do you expect me to do? Honestly. And every wall of text you type more stupid shit comes out. You weren't trying to be my friend, but you were "saying stuff under a playful guise so we could maybe share contact". What even is the difference between those 2? Or is this from the same cancer tumor part of your brain that thought not caring about a (you) must mean I shouldn't care about being removed either.
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i wish i wasnt such a fag im actually jealous of bifags(hets) i couldve been straight and likely a normalfag
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I have to stay awake for 5 more hours
I always get so gay when tired
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>>67001992
i hope you die in a few hours and as a gay so you go to hell
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>>67002032
can I atleast hug you once before I go to hell?
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>>67001931
I don't give a shit if you think it reads like anything.
You are a stuck-up piece of garbage who thinks they have everything figured out and only to aims to deconstruct what you haven't.
Huge fucking ego, zero empathy.
It would have been impossible for you to place yourself in my shoes and come to any conclusion that there was a miscommunication. It was immediate trolling and bait in your eyes, and still is, I imagine.
You're going to parrot 'copypasta! copypasta!' until you're blue in the face because you simply can't accept the text on your screen or its facts.
>What is the difference between sharing contact to chat and being friends with somebody?
Do you really want me to answer this question? Isn't this something you could easily google?
>not caring about a (you) must mean I shouldn't care about being removed either.
You're still putting words in my mouth, Anon.
>>67001021
>I dont really care.
NOT >I don't really care about the (you)
NOT >I care more about talking than the (you)
just
>I dont really care
in response to a feigned concession in an attempt to open a fucking dialogue.
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>>67002037
i dont know do you have discord? if yes you are dead before i can hold you
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>>67002056
nevermind sigggghhh
>hugs myself
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all the rp anons talk really similarly I dont know how to tell them apart
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we're anonymous
thats the point
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>>67002059
better hug really tight after watering down my post style
>>
still stinky about that are you?
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>>67002047
Oh you don't give a shit? Then why do you type anything at all and reply to me? Cant you comprehend the contradiction?
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just found out my penis is 9 inches :/ no wonder it looks ugly and monstrous fml ;_;
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>>67002104
I don't give a shit specifically about what you think of my 'spergout post'.
I recommend reading more than the first five words of somebody's post.
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SHUT ZE FACK UP you stupid 9inch penis anon
go fuck a horse asshole
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almost passed out at the checkout when i was shopping because i'm retarded
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>>67002076
do you want my discord or what?
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Good thing this thread is almost over
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>>67002148
only page6 its not even close to over
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entertain me more monkey
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>>67001238
>>67001251
>>67001252
I was sleeping and now I do not know who is who
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>>67002118
Oh well I didn't give a shit specifically about a (you), I found it a bit strange that's all. Not enough that you needed to owe me anything or feel sorry. Glad we cleared that up :D.
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I am the piss anon Hiiiiii
but you're late I pissed my pants again
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>>67002183
what? im piss anon you can even add me on my pisscord
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shut ZE FACK UP you PISSFAGGOT
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>>67002183
>>67002204
Oh no, this is still pretty confusing
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>>67002213
huh i think you might be the piss anon from this message
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how the fuck are you guys not anti-gay? you all seem to loathe this thread and every anon in it.
are you loathing gay autism? possibly.
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>>67002182
Anon, again, I didn't feel I owed you anything.
I was grasping for anything I could that I felt would make sharing contact info more likely because you seemed like you were in a bad way.
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Anon I have to peee again p-please help me I am really tired I didn't sleep today
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>>67002248
i got you buddy my discord is >>67001179
here
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>>67002256
no I don't add people from gaycord
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anon i have to shit
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>>67002241
So you were like, trying to get contact so we could talk and maybe even be friends? That's really nice of you. Sad you called me all kinds of insults so I don't really feel like adding you at all.
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>>67002264
oh are you sure? i think ive already added you before
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What cig are you guys smoking lately, bros?
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>>67002280
I don't have discord so can't be
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>>67002248
How can I assist you today, anon?
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>>67002290
someone added me from this piss rp though who would do that?
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>>67002271
No, I was trying to contact you so we could talk and that's all.
It's hard talking about difficult and stressful things you're going through in public like this.
Whether you wanted to be friends would have been up to you, I guess. I'm not very good at making or keeping friends, which is why I felt like I related to you a little in the first place.
Your sarcasm isn't appreciated, but still- you can't point your fingers at me for throwing insults when you treated my like garbage in the first place.
And, seriously, don't. There wasn't a single timeline where you would have added me anyway.
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>>67002308
not me some fake piss rp anon

>>67002295
I have to admit the time I spend with you on the toilet when you hold me from behind while I peed kinda bonded us together.
I am big sleepy I havent slept today couldnt fall asleep I keep thinking what might have caused my fear. I mean when I know the reason I maybe can beat it right? kill the roots and it wont grow back
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>>67002331
really? you sure you arent mad at me?
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>>67002353
why should I mad at you I dont even know you I just don't use discord am sorry
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>>67002321
It's almost like there's a reason you aren't very good at making or keeping friends. Wild.
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>>67002353
>>67002331
>>67002321
>>67002308
ffs are you niggers or faggots? which is it? you keep nigger company? bet you do fucko. some fat nigger you call your thicc daddy. putrid, vile and utterly demonic.
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>>67002331
Aww, anon, I feel an attachment building for you too, after our experiences together.
It's certainly possible that that's the case, it'll allow you a much clearer foe to face. Much easier to deal with an enemy you can see, what's your hypothesis?
Also, even still, you need your rest, its hard to be healthy without a good amount of sleep.
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>>67002377
There's more than a few.
But, that's not really relevant to our conversation though, is it?
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>>67002372
weird anon but like >>67002379 makes a good point can you prove any of that?
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sometimes I read a 4chan thread and I start to worry I'm losing my mind because it feels like the words are turning into gibberish and everyone is repeating themselves over and over again
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>>67002391
>what's your hypothesis?
I dont know I kept going back in my past and I feel like there is a black spot arround age 6-8. When I am 10 and 11 I got all my memories. but before that it's nothing maybe something happend arround that time and I...I supressed it...
>I grab your arm
I was once in the psychatry and people just remember supressed memories and that fucked up their Lifes

>>67002421
hes 100% right
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>>67002406
It's only relevant if you don't have the memory of a goldfish.
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>>67002429
there is a very small brain poster who wants to rp the same scenario over and over that is right but your mind is ok
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>>67002448
oh man you really are that discord poster? sad but i can understand
>>
anon i need your help. i have to make a shit.
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>>67002450
The fact that I have difficulty making and holding friends is relevant to the conversation and how one might react to you.
The reason that I have difficult making and holding friends isn't relevant and only serves as your insult to me, a deflection to avoid talking about our previous topic.
If you don't want to have the conversation any more, you can simply stop replying. It doesn't matter any way to me.
If your ego can't take that, just tell me you don't want to talk anymore and I'll let you have the last word.
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>>67002483
It's relevant because you said the exact same thing to me. Idk what's funnier, the fact that you forgot it, the fact that you now argue about how saying something like that isn't relevant, or the fact that you're gonna argue about how it's totally different when you did it in your next reply.
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>>67002448
>grabs your arm back
Maybe it's better to let sleeping dogs lie then, anon...
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>>67002551
Y..yeah anon but you ever think I could beat my fear of peeing in a toilet? or am I cursed forever....you can't be helping me forever
>feels your warm hand on my arm
>>
I'm already drunk and feel like I'm gonna vomit.
Should I drink even more? I'm thinking...yes!
Worst case I die, best case...I die. See you on the other side~
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>>67002578
you wont die thats why you vomit
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>>67002569
You just have to do it daily and eventually it'll become routine. There's no need to feel fear, even whatever you've repressed is behind you, its in the past. To be frank, anon, I'm not sure I have the sort of psychiatrical education to help you make sense of a blurred spot in your memory, though I'll try to support you always where I can.
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>>67002606
you know youre rping with an underage right? does that feel dirty or you like that?
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>>67002509
Yes, I did say the same thing to you.
I said it because you treated me like garbage, a defensive remark that had no actual bearing or relevance on the conversation.
It wasn't relevant to our discussion when I said it and it wasn't relevant to the discussion when you said it.
I wanted you to feel bad after you had made a post repeating (again) something I had said to you since I figured we were done speaking after your loopty-loop mimic reply.
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>>67002606
Thanks anon that you're here for me.
I am trying to face my fear and not runaway but it's hard....you know....at first I was bitter and wanted to piss on anon's faces but now I think turning myself into a more normal behaving person is healthier
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>>67002509
>>67002636
Holy shit just add each other and e-fuck already
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>>67002606
I might go to sleep now anon....my eyes are hard to keep open....thanks for the little rp
>hug
>>
my blog is being being stalked by gay gangstalkers can someone tell me how to eliminate them?
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>>67002615
I did not know that, is that true? How do you know this is the case?
>>67002653
It definitely is a healthier way of dealing with it. I'm glad the bitterness has cleared up a bit.
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>>67002636
That's weird because when I pointed out how it was nonsensical and irrelevant you told me it was me "coping", or was that also only said to make me feel bad. Do you realize how it's hard for me (or anyone) to type to you when half of the stuff you say are things you don't even believe yourself, with them having to guess which ones are serious and which ones are insults so lame they make you think you're genuinely retarded? Atleast when I insult you I fucking mean it and don't try to make myself look like an even bigger idiot while doing so. Whats the point of making me feel bad when you make yourself look (in your own eyes) like a complete idiot?
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>>67002718
>hug
have a good sleep anon
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>>67001646
look at all those (You)s though
>>
under the cool shade my diaspora is cast as bones crack and dismember
in ways ways unknown As bones crack and dismember like the breeze is fond of a foreskin.
we will be liscensing golden mice for quickyeast we will be venerating The corpse becoming half formed
your cranium must perforate Becoming incapable of coherent thought The parts get rearranged someones there.
It becomes just another inert organ, someones there
to form an unrecognizable
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>>67002744
Yes, it was said to make you feel bad.
No, it wasn't relevant.
Yes, I was coping as well.
I never once in this conversation claimed to be perfect. The opposite, I have my own issues and a lot of them.
I'm not saying any of this to boost my ego or claim superiority.
>Whats the point of making me feel bad
It'd only matter if I succeeded, which I clearly didn't.
>when you make yourself look (in your own eyes) like a complete idiot?
Because this entire conversation has been about you.
Would you rather we talk about me and my failings?
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>>67002916
Good reply nothing wrong with it. Sorry you feel so sad all the time anon.
>>
>>67002957
Yeah, I didn't think so either.
I'll be here lurking if you want to talk, Anon.
>>
Holy FUCK it's cold. I'm running out of blankets...
>tfw no chubby furnace bf to molest
>>
i just want to have friends to meme with .Im so fucking unvaluable i hate it
>>
>tfw no calcifer domming sexy wizard bf who throws an adorable tantrum when having a bad hair day
>>
>still no planetside 2 or path of exile bf
gib now
>>
>tfw when he posts '>tfw no [literally me] bf'
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>tfw sexy wizrd bf does not bully calcifer to warm up the house for you
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dribbling down the stretch to the abyss
i'm just holding a chickenwrap
and playing keys with a hammer
hammerhead to the blackening haemorrhoids
haemorrhage for a felonious whore
You have left, never, never to return.
>>
>tfw you are literally me or i am literally you but your bf description is not literally me
>>
holy shit your poetry is great fr fr
>>
>tfw no frustrated bf who slaps me and starts choking me out mid-argument



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