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Hello friends.
Would it be weird to receive a vial of hair as a gift from your girlfriend?
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Extremely weird, yes.
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>>66996510
Yes.
A vial of blood is better.
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>>66996510
nope not weird at all
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>>66996510
Any woman who does that is probably going to stab you in your sleep if you try to break up with her, but that is actually a nice gift.
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It's kinda nice actually. If it were me, from time to time, I'd turn it about every which way in the sunlight and reflect on the memories we made together.
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>>66996510
I'd rather send you my hand than my hair. That's about 7cm of hair, what a lunatic could do that
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amazing! god, what would happent o me if i ogt that o
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>>66996522
How so?
>>66996525
I have a fear of needles/cuts though so I can't get blood out
>>66996533
I see
>>66996534
I could never hurt him
>>66996554
I like this
>>66996625
I trimmed my hair, it needed to come off >>66996641
I see
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>>66996661
>I could never hurt him

yeah, you could. you just don't know it yet. and yes, this is extremely creepy and offputting, serial killer vibes.
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>>66996673
Others disagree
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>>66996725
because they're lovestarved and wish they had a girlfriend, any girlfriend, who would give them any kind of gift. do what you want but from past experience i know this is definitely weird behaviour and will only go down well with the recipient if they're as weird as you are or open minded.
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>>66996661
>I could never hurt him
Maybe tone down on the creepy gifts and just start fucking him real good instead.
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Depends on what kind of hair it is
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>>66996758
He is as weird as I am, he collects his cats whiskers and teeth
>>66996776
When we live together I will
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>>66996840
It is head hair
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>>66996865
>>66996872

it's like watching a car crash
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>>66996661
>How so?
What use is hair to a person? This isn't medieval times where he's going off to war or some shit. Nor are you both children with cute imaginations. As two adults in the modern century it just weirdly implies that the girl is insane. Why would you gift something like that to someone? What pretext is there? It's not romantic, it's just creepy.
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>>66996893
>Car crash
How so? Please explain.
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has a gamer girl eslut sold pubes yet?
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>>66996510
Depends on the context. If its given before one of you has to be away for awhile and its done in the "So I'll always be with you" fashion it might be ok. It still my be seen as a weird but heartfelt gift but it shouldn't be awkward. Now if your just up and giving someone some hair out of the blue or for something like a birthday gift then it will be seen as an awkward, cheap, and rather meaningless gift.
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>>66996918
I would like to receive it from him, it's a part from me
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>>66996951
It is one of his Christmas gifts from me
>>66996942
I couldn't tell you
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>>66996957
Yeah, creepy.



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