Hear me out, what if instead of momcest, you took the stepmom pill?
BASED. I fucking love older women and cougars and milfs. I don't wanna fuck my bio mom though -- that shit does nothing for me. But if I can call a stacked older woman mommy, it'd be over. I'd give her everything
>>68625539How does one achieve chadson status?
>>68625457>stepGay. Take the auntpill
>>68625649Be>Young-ish>Cute>A little tonedApparently. Or be an alpha Chad and grab your step mom's ass in the kitchen.
>>68625457What if having sex with your mom was the only way to spiritual enlightenment?
>>68625457Take the granny pill instead
>>68625708Taken. Gimme some 45+ women
Can I take the proper genealogy of every living American citizen pill or would that be an act of terrorism?
>>68625678>tfw mom denied you enlightenment
>>68625650Exactly bro. Fuck off with all this mom bullshit.
>>68625967Mom is based, step is notAunt is leagues ahead of step anything. It's not even incest for fucks sake
>>68625727Yep. These young guys crying about not getting a girl while the perfect women are right there.
>>68625457stop trying to pill me on any wet fart please fucking moms has been popular since the stone age and I aint fucking neither mine nor some married mom
>>68625996I hope she likes being called mommy because that's happening, regardless
>>68625457>stepmom pill?>step just hire a whore.
>>68625996Gross, people really don't lie when they say women age like dog shit.
>>68626081White women usually. They fuck like dogs though.
>>68626154Am I fucked in the head if I find the woman in your pic attractive? Idk, decent sized tits, womanly bush, belly, probably a big jiggly butt and thighs?Like, that's me, man.
>>68626176Nope, its a body of fertility.Crazy how this woman has literally never been identified. Been like a decade and doesn't fail to get me rock hard. My friends mom has a body literally like this and I would give anything to fuck her.
>>68625658>grab your step mom's ass in the kitchen.When I was like 5 my dad would go around lifting up my stepmoms dress in front of us and going whoooohooo. So being a little 5 year old and not knowing any better, I did that, and she smacked me on the face.
>>68626323Tbh we are blessed to live in a time when milfs, gilfs, cougars, and pawgs all live together and sometimes they're the same person
>>68626386My friends mom is literally all of this combined. Blonde, glasses, ass twice the size of my head, large tits, but religious and married.
>>68626403Aaaaa fuck dude,, I want to fuck your friend's mom now too. Please keep posting prime milfs tho plssss. I am almost out myself and NEED to see some thick older women.
>>68626427>Aaaaa fuck dude,, I want to fuck your friend's mom now too. Please keep posting prime milfs tho plssss. I am almost out myself and NEED to see some thick older women.Can do.
I groped my stepmoms tits when I was like 13. Real fucked up kid. Thought I could get away with it while she was sleeping next to me. Groped her tits and pinched at her nipples, which hardened and I kept rubbing gently. she started breathing heavy. She started sleeping on the other side of my dad after that night. She occasionally brings up that trip when I'm in town. I wonder if it's her teasing me or reminding me of my sins. She has an unreal fat ass, though.
>>68626643Shit, forgot the image lol
>>68626661Bit different but makes me rock hard.
>>68625457>stepmomI hate that normie bullshit.Blood-related mom or bust.
>>68626689>Bit different but makes me rock hard.AhWt4RA
>>68625649Just walk around with your dick out and push your mom into saying you have a big cock
>>68625457>stepmomSure. I'll cuck my dad and use her to make my real mom jealous as a way to get her into bed with me.
>>68626759That's how you get disowned, friend.
milf tits xxxxxx
>>68626797Every mother is proud of her sons big dick
>>68626896Is that why my mom wasnt proud of me?
>>68626848Is there a name for the spots that show up on the tits as they get older? I'm not sure if they're age spots, but I'm a fan of them.I also like the marks near the top of the breasts where they attach to the rest of the body in picrel, but I don't know what they're called.
>>68626797Haven't you ever walked around your house in just tiny shorts?
>>68626967Sun spots because its damage from UV rays.
>>68626797Never gonna make it. I pulled it off
If only you guys had a mom that allowed you to sexually touch her
>>68626967You mean like this? It's pretty hot.
Actually know the feel. Dad remarried a trophy wife latina, who's always been very affectionate towards me and I was the one who taught her English since she didn't know a word. But through my teens I fucked her since dad was often away for many months at a time leaving us together. At first I felt guilty and awful and thought their marriage was over but when I admitted it to him, he not only already knew but said good job and that he didn't mind if it happened while he was away. Don't think he had much faith in her as a foreign trophy wife because he said it was a better way of keeping her from cheating with other men and seeking divorce, he'd rather she slept with me than men she could leave him for.Never done it since high school, but it was nice while it lasted. Weirdly they're still together and I still see her when visiting. There's nothing between us anymore but she's still affectionate towards me.
Thank you so much for your service for dumping mommies
There will be nothing hotter than the idea of fucking your actual mom, especially if she initiates it
mommy......00.
>>68626323How does somebody have this kinda physique, she looks like a pixar mom
>>68627298You should ask your dad if you guys can have a threesome for old times sake.
>aunt posted another racy photoYeah I'm gonna be cranking one out tonight
Our daily momcest thread sacrificed to the stepmom cowards? Fuck you
>>68627520What drives a girl this cute to get fucked in the ass by some hairy ape?
>>68627974Statistically I would say sexual abuse in her childhood.
What if your stepmom was pregnant?
>>68625457No one actually wants to fuck their mother they want to fuck other peoples attractive moms
>>68628214Yeah. I'm sure not one person in the history of humanity wanted that
>>68625989Genetically youre retarded
>>68628261I'm glad you agree. Thank you for reaffirming my opinion.
So we all agree milfs are a miracle of the universe, right?
>>68625708You posted a milf, dumbass.
>>68625708Just knock up your mom and make her a granny.
speaking of milfs, my therapist is pretty hotthat's all, I just wanted to brag about it
>>68628816would the child be your son, brother or uncle?
>>68628886Daughteraunt-sisterwife.
>>68628854Do you ever talk with her about sexual stuff?
>>68628347Definitely and that look like a nice example
>>68628936no, but she once asked what do I think about large age gap in man/woman relationship
>>68625650Source please. This comment is undeniably original
>>68629395I have no idea. I found it in one of these threads
>>68629395Baalbuddy i think.
>>68629395Baalbuddy it is.
>>68629395The continuation of that comic is pretty good.
>>68629644Aaah im gonna coomGod i want to bang my aunt so bad
>>68629651I like this aunt.
>>68629661To be continued, maybe?
>>68628981I have moar
>>68629666Nothing to add to this.
>>68625650Baalbuddy is dangerously based
>>68625539this. It's the only reason I browse "incest" because it always has the thickest milfs with the biggest tits. I can't get enough of that body type.I would scream mommy at the top of my lungs when I cum inside her pussy
>>68626797>Carrie MoonHer jerking off videos made me nut so many times 10 years ago , shame she is like 80 now
>>68629651>AILF shirtkeke
>>68626690Same the onlytime stepshit is good is when they make it clear your mom died early on and the step mom actually wiped your ass and shit
>>68630858>shameOne man's shame is another man's pleasure.
