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>come here
>SEX SEX SEX SEX
>go to /a/
>SEX SEX SEX SEX
>go to /tv/
>SEX SEX SEX SEX
>go outside
>SEX SEX SEX SEX
Enough, already. Why are you people so obsessed with sex? It's not even that good.
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>>68625721
>go to /k/
>endless vatnigger salt mining
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>>68625721
>It's not even that good.

Bullshit, you must have either had a casual hookup, slept with a fat girl, one of those freaky degenerate girls, or you're seriously not doing it right.

Me and my ex would literally go at it for hours. She told me she'd never met someone who spent as long on foreplay as I did but it was worth it. I loved every second of caressing her legs, kissing her lips and stomach, holding her close to me. There's nothing on Earth that feels as good as touching the body of a woman whom you are madly in love with.

When I was finally ready to climax, I swear, there were times she made me feel so good it frightened me. I told her I didn't know it was even possible to feel this good. Masturbating to either porn or my imagination never gave me an orgasm like that.

And it was only getting better the longer I was with her. The whole "coolidge effect" thing is bullshit. A couple months after we broke up I tried getting a lap dance from a stripper and it just wasn't the same. It wasn't the same as when she did it.
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>>68625912
I don't remember subscribing to this blog
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>>68625721
this site is all normies. non-normies are occupied with their special interest.
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>>68625930
There's a reason why people are obsessed with sex.

The problem is almost nobody these days knows how to do it right. You need to be in love with the person, you need to show true loyalty to them, true commitment.

Fetishes and kinks are coping behaviors for people with low sex drives and people who have fooled themselves into thinking that indulging in taboos is what makes your sex life great rather then building a connection with the girl based on affection and passion. No sex is better then the pure, simple, normal act.

Most people also don't appreciate foreplay. They act like its a boring requirement instead of a treat in of itself. Preferably if you're on a date with a girl the whole date should be a light form of foreplay so that once you're in private the two of you are absolutely exploding with sexual tension.
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>>68625912
It's good when you're doing it but the amount of prep time needed to get in the mood for it is most of the time not worth it. Unless you're a fucking NEET with nothing else to do, you would unironically have more and better things to do. A handy or a bj is preferable if you're looking just for pleasure. Yeah fucking with a woman you love is good IN THE MOMENT but to get to it you have to be in the mood first.
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>>68625721
Without a doubt you have alot of underage zoomers here who've started puberty and are humping furniture after their first sex drive peak and their brains are overloaded with increasingly abstract digital sexual stimuli. That and trannies and gays are sex obsessed degenerates whose discord servers are likely on a watch list.

Also sex is associated with identity to the point you have an entire month dedicated to it in June.

>The problem is almost nobody these days knows how to do it right.
They don't know how to regulate it. They throw all etiquette out the window and derail discussions just so they can get make strangers think about the coomers' dicks and make lame rape correction jokes.
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>>68625912
>I loved every second of caressing her legs, kissing her lips and stomach, holding her close to me. There's nothing on Earth that feels as good as touching the body of a woman whom you are madly in love with.

yeah its pretty fucked I and dont like to tell this to my incel friends but sex is probably the greatest thing ever. losing your virginity doesnt necessarily change you but youll likely be chasing the feeling for the rest of your life
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>>68625721
Being trapped with autists who are obsessed with normalfag pleasures is hell. But I hate normalfags and "fembots" more; the relationship havers who post on here
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>>68625721
Normalniggers are cattle and housenigger animals that only understand DICK PUSSY & ASS, among other sexual things. One discordnigger I met on here only talked about sex and his former abusers. He didn't care about politics, philosophy, and had no other hobbies and abandoned HIS LIFE to serve weirdos on this very website and jerked off 7 times a day I don't even have that of a high sex drive
>TL:DR normies and coomers are savage animals
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>>68625930
Kek this. Too long didn't read
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Just listen to IANAHB and Cardi B's WAP and that is all you worthless niggers think about
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>>68625721
THIS IS ENLIGHTENMENT TO NORMIES
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>>68625721
>go to /int/
>SEXO SEXO SEXO SEXO
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>>68625721
it's an american thing, they are obsessed with sex
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>>68627169
I'm a relationship haver so to speak but I don't judge incels. I'm not one of those people who goes "haha incel!" I actually support almost everything the incels support. I like the idea of enforced monogamy, arranged marriages, anti-feminist policies.
>>68627082
I think incels just need to be encouraged to go to church. Churches try to be a welcoming community to shy people.
>>68627016
I'm always in the mood lol. I don't know how you can gaze upon a beautiful woman's skin and not instinctively feel a strong desire to touch it.
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>>68627880
Try not to be controlled by your instincts
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>>68628933
I'm not. I am very much in control. That's why I despise cheaters and people who sleep around. Me pursuing sex in a monogamous relationship is not a matter of lacking self control. It is just what I want.
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yeah but have you considered
SEX SEX SEX SEX



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