Bacup, Lancashire edition
First for the very latest gimmick
WE WOZ ROBBED I TELLS YA
Fuck Ukraine.Simple as.
>the virgin rigid>the Chad artic
Post the last YouTube video you watchedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOuz_laH9I
>>68628693Couldn't have been a more predictable result, they were obviously going to get the sympathy vote
>>68628716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuaBB_UI3A
Might have a wank to that Spanish sort from eurovision
>>68628704I suppose you are right ebeenDoes not mean I will stay though
>>68628806alri bacon chops
got the hiccups, how do I make them stop? and don't say stop drinking
can't wait to start me community service for punching a police officer while being drunk/hallucinating proper nice
ebeen is also a nonce
>>68628716I... I love her...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzonQoON9eo
>>68628827That's not very nice Cheeka
>>68628716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsrdANlEz8I
>>68628836You obviously know that is an impostor!
>>68628838Good choon that la
LETS GO FUCKING MENTALLETS GO FUCKING MENTALLA DA DA DALA DA DA DALETS GO FUCKING MENTALLETS GO FUCKING MENTAL LA DA DA DALA DA DA DA
>>68628806Fake sadsack pretending to be me
>>68628716https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEcT_ETDdo&t=54s
>>68628868absolute BANGER that
>>68628825i got caught with drugs during a suicidal/schizo episode and now i have to do some online drugs course lol
>>68628825droogs are bad
>>68628941genuinely never used drugs in my life (bar alcohol) mainly that happened because of depression which leads to hallucinations
Rather drink and edge to femdom lads
Ebeen seemed disappointed that I have a job desu desu
>>68628985any good londonlix clips you can link me?
>>68628985for me? it's girls in body paint
>>68628994Pretty sure you were talking to spam mong. Ebin doesn't come here much
>>68628994nah I'm proud of you cheeka mate, just shocked. I've not been posting much or paying attention, there was some imposters. What job did you get?
>>68629018I have a new job sucking black cocks ebeen
>>68628996SpankBang has loadsOr buy clips directly on C4S
>>68629018Thanks!I have basically not been here in 5 or 6 weeks.I will not specify because I am paranoid and weird. Lot of hours though. I will stick it for a while at least. >>68629042Yes yes who cares
>>68629060>Or buy clips directly on C4Slol. fucking casual
>>68629064can't you be vague? how much money you on?
>>68629066Sorry great coomer king Where do you get your content
cheeka is scared to say what job he has in case he gets doxxed kek
>>68629088Well he doesn't want his employer finding out he a paedophile lad
>>68629071Office type jobNot really that much money 20 something thousand
Getting smashed to shit it is, shrugThanks for the night out m8 I appreciate it
>unemployed >drink a lot and wank my days away watching kino and playing vidya >get 24 grand a year job >work 730 to 5 every day >every other Saturday >dead every day >have money but no life or willpower Fucking helol what a scan
>>68629111You're better off employed Footlad mate
Also, I can tell someone wants attention lmao dirty little girl I'd give you something very fulfilling if I weren't absolutely bladdered I hope you're having fun, I am
>>68629072thotsbay and pornovidioeshub/xmegadrive atmstep up, senpai
>>68628644https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGm7lBQbqV0witness the face of british live streaming
>>68629141who you talking to spacker
>>68629123Aye I know and rhats the sad truth Im not some great wizard who could do the whole >leave society >go live in woods and die by eating a mushroom I have to eat and buy porn and shopping and fuel So a soul sucking job is needed Ah wellLeast I aint in Ukraine getting shilled to shit
>>68629093>>68629141well well well what's going on here then
>>68629152looks like he posts here
Our Cheeka, all grown up with a job, totally caffeine free too.
>>68629194Caffeine free alcohol free sugar freeFitnesspilled wageslavepilledI am gonna make it, but at what costLife is better though
If the hangover don't kill me nothing will, not today m8
>>68629167I'm having fun with a friend that feels like he's a brother I never had, that's what's going on lel
4chan in the news againhttps://kotaku.com/twitch-discord-4chan-shooting-buffalo-tops-jimboboiii-m-1848927240
Lads, should I give up my 10pm-7am night shift for days?I'll probably lose 13% of my net pay but it kinda feels more comfy knowing no asshole with a powertool or some nigger with a boombox on their car will wake me up.Also means I actually have energy and time to go outside and lift, or buy food a lot easier (fresh bakeries/rotisseries as opposed to being hungry at 4am with no good food) or do my chores, I'm literally home at 7am then lie in bed till 8pm, shit sucks. Dayshift is also easier, I can slack off even more.
>Play Total War Britannia for 4 hours deciding if I like it or not>Game runs fine, but I just don't like it>Try to refund>Steam responds after 8 hours and says no as it's over 2 hours>I respond saying that time was trying to make the game run, is mostly me alt tabbed looking for help on forums>They say no>I respond saying they are breaching UK law by advertising and selling a product that does not match the (working) advertised version as multiple posts on third party and their own forums state people with computers way over the recommended struggle to run the game>They grant a refund almost immediately, literally within 15 minutesDamn it feels good to be a gangsta
its welpers world de wodsgna wrack open de wodkame and welper wunning tingzwe woz wobbed by wukwaine
Running is now my best friendI will run a marathon one day I bet
>>68629426you might get assaulted by chavs and nigs anon.
>>68629426No one asked nonceychops
>>68629426Not a fan of running Cheeka, you getting a nice smooth tummy?
cheekas tummy getting filled with semen
>>68629442I run on treadmillOutside running I dont like harder surfaces and annoying weather/dog walkers etcNot really chavs where I live. It is all students>>68629457I have one. But I got tired of cycling so much it is boring. Running is the best exercise. Actually swimming is good but public pools are scary
>>68629468oh treadmill is alright, I do incline walking on it at the gym
>>68629509I notice lots of people do thatNot many people seem to actually run on them. Do people struggle with cardio or am I missing somethingNot that there is a bad thing of inclined walking
>>68629535Incline walking is better really if you lift weights, steady state cardio. Running is too much effort and takes energy away from doing weights
>>68629555HmmI dont know much about the science of it allI just know I like running :)
6 shots of vodka down
>>68629574using cider as a mixer for my rum since I ran out of cokegonna die
>>68629658lol, i use smirnoff ice or vks to mix my vodka with most nights. best way to get fucked is to mix your spirits with more alcohol
>>68629573Glad to hear its going well Cheeka my mate. I had a painful tooth extraction and got dry socket and set up some ikea furniture, my gaff is more welcoming now. Free to come for a cup of tea (decaf/green avaiable)
I am now reading about 10 books simultaneouslyI am bloody retardedOne I am proofreading makes basically no sense whatsoever
Off to bed now ladsGoodnight all!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUiFPseCW8I&t=612s
>>68629689Mint teas are goodI am supposed to be moving house this yearBut plans fall through it feels like
>>68628985I just nutted to an Asian POV foot smother vid. It was nice.
>>68629685They literally sell this in my student union. not very responsible
>>68629712got pukka green macha, some sleep tea, rose tea and maybe some other stuff. renting or what? does your man pay for that?
>>68629726where you at uni lad?
>>68629733For me, its spearmintYes he pays and owns the house. I have never paid bills before but I do contribute :)
>>68629337Lifting is easier working nights
>>68629764im pretty much a dead man after nightshift tbhfam.
>been shitting blood and sleeping 2 hours a night for 4 days>just threw up bloodwell i'll see you all in hell i guess
Time for sleepI am latenight ebeen
>>68629922maybe like ya know go to the uhh l'hospital
>>68628644FUCKING HOHOL NIGGERS STEALING THE EUROVISION AHHHHHHH,
getting this frosty jacks down me
I'm so depressed guys, I need a job and can't find one.Every time I apply at Tesco or a supermarket I get declined.
Status: still smashed and will have the last beer of the night nowCheers
>>68630673Based, let's drink together m8 cheers>>68630967Try applying for a warehouse 2bh
>>68630967Don't do it anon, it isn't worth it
>>68631301>>68631326Being NEET is making me suicidal.I'm so isolated and depressed, I can't enjoy anything anymore. I'm nearly 30 and I feel like a worthless burden for my elderly parents.
>>68631326Stfu neet. Go back to leeching off your parents
>>68631326Yeah, 12 quid per hour for being in a warehouse is totally not worth it, sure thing m8>>68631350Just work and move out if you don't like it simple assThis alcohol speaking but logic would say the same 2bh
>>68631326>>68631362What does working in a warehouse usually involve?I have no muscle mass so I probably can't do heavy lifting.
alri de lidsup fresh and early I am.
Time to go home now, how am I even awake? I should be asleep on a bench in the park or summet. I guess I'll keep walking.... Fuck me I'm totally bladdered
>>68631368Mostly walking around and picking up stuff. The majority of the parcels aren't heavy and if you eat and sleep right you'll become string enough in a month anyway. Fuck me I need to sleep and drink water fuck
I'm finally home, I think I got here before six in the morning but I'm not sure. Time for a joint and water, plenty of water. Fuck me the hangover will kill me if I drink the beers I have in the fridge too. Don't mix different beers, lads. You'll get the hangover from hell if you do that, learn from someone older than you please.
I would be lying if I said smoking in the morning isn't nice. Fuck me it really is especially after a night out.
If I had a gun I'd exterminate pidgeons desu
>>68632699Buy a dictionary instead and teach yourself how to spell.
>>68633140Nah, I can't read whatever is not fiction or technical stuff. I told you, you can't buy me.
Me? listening to Radio 1 on the Decca sound
don't trust big dictionarysimple as
>he uses a government run dictionary
wonder if that lad who shot up the supermarket in new york was a channer
>>68632247I gave up after I started gyming. I miss a cig and woffee in the morning...
>>68633542was literally in his manifesto that he was
>>68633625Not him but do you have a link to the manifesto? It got deleted from Google Drive
>>68633625>>68633542Enjoy this last day of the chan being on air lads
>>68633632saw a link to it in several /pol/ threads earlier, only saw it quoted in images though
>Hey guys i wrote a 180 page document containing my thoughts on all things politically and socially relevant to modern timesFuck off retard who has got time for that>Kills 10 people on a livestreamWHERE CAN I FIND THIS MANIFESTO PLS SOMEONE LINK IT PLSWhy lads?
the shooting makes me want to stop browsing 4chanim sure most of you lads are decent and just want company and to shitpost online, but there's some right weirdos in this thread. the shooting reminds me that these weirdos are real people and they not just 'memeing'. even the stuff with ssm irks me when you step back and look at it. the internet is just fucked as a whole.
>>68633666>the internet is just fucked as a whole.that's the thing, it reveals people's real nature. even on facebook etc
>>68633655Because he killed people, interesting to see what his messed up thoughts were
Shootings? White supremacists? Seethie Weethers? I just want to womf for gods sake!
>>68633655ah i actually have an answer:look up "costly signalling".
>>68633699I'm the guy who asked for the link and I'm not "signalling" anything, I'm just interested in seeing it
>>68633666same I dont wanna be lumped in with the genuinely mentally ill nutters
I despise these virtue signalling cunts when they say shit like this >just be cute how you look They are the most conventionally atttsvtive and make their career off of the fact guys want to wank to them Then they have the nerve to post this shit
>>68633742you pretend you're not bullying ssm but you doclassic example
Humans are the sexual organs for technology And look what we do with it Something should wash us away It needs to be stopped Society should not have to go on like this Also GINA STOP RUINING YOUR PERFECT BODY WITH SHITTY ANIME TATS FFS
>>68633678im not on the 'big' social media sites. i think, overall, it's a good choice, even if it does make me a bit of a social outcast. it's just one less thing to worry about and have gnawing at the back of your brain constantly. it's infectious. it must be overloading as a teenager. at that age, one thing goes wrong in your life and you think the world's ending. you seek reasoning from people who've 'got the answers'. everyone's right in their mind.but fuck me, how do you get convinced to shoot up a supermarket at 18. you're impressionable at that age, sure, but also must me mental illness thrown into the mix.
All this money and my boy can not get a personal trainer and a dietician
>>68633762My favourite bit was as he was pulling up He just goes >yeah here we are Doesnt shoot the white guy and says sorry in an almost emphatic way The guys a nutter wahey
im rooting for are SSM to be relocated to wornwall
Asmr community is SHOOK after allegations came out that AUTISTIC FAT PERV used the belly dancing >asmr Videos as a ploy to get his fetish tickled by belly dancing
>>68633735oh yeah haha, sorry bout that my bad
>>68633769That ASMR girl looks a lot more normal in that picture. I dont know how people manage to do it but on her asmr videos she looks like a 10/10 and here she looks 'meh' to me. Like she looks nice but shes nothing to run home baout. she has nice eyes but her lower third looks quite unattractive. What gives, is it all angle frauding?
>>68633791angles, lighting, filters, make up
what compels people to take pictures of themselves and share it on social media. are they so obsessed with the idea of 'self'.
>>68633735wait what actually hold on. you were making light of a quirk that we are only interested in reading 140 page manifesto if the dude killed some people so i was replying as to why something like that occurs.
just woke up, feel like shit
Mfw i've been sleepin thru for like 10 hours, fucking back pain was killing me tooGarbage subhuman heroin addict BPD eggcel cunt was also flipping out soon as i got back from the bathroom, incredible lel Gonna venture out in just over 2 hours to pick up the other parcels, here's hoping she won't force me to actually defend myself and use the pepper spray on her
>>68633808shut the fuck up, weirdo.we dont want your weirdo, mentally-ill types around here
>MFWI ask a bunch of asmr girls to belly dance for me so I can masturbate to it and pretend its for an asmr video even though it will only get 20 views HMMMMMM
Back on my pull ups. I was doing 10 with covid in December. Now I can do 3 clean. A few days ago I couldn't even do 3. Really weird how my body dropped performance so fast but I suspect its due to alcohol and a weak core.Made progress well though, I'll try for 4 tomorrow. 3 clean, super clean actually, came really fast so it won't be long until l'm back on 10. Maybe a month.
'Ate incels me. they need to go away.
Morning morning morning lads, Hotel Lady and Shush. Happy workday eve.
>>68633666There are lots of weirdos on 4chan, but only a very small percentage of them actually go and shoot people
>>68633819its good that your doing charity work for downsyndromes. respect.
Is he a true madman Is he malicious in intent Not sureMust have Nigerian women
>>68633790I'm not "signalling" anything>>68633802No I'm not the guy who posted this -> >>68633655I'm the guy who posted this -> >>68633632
>>68633873oh ok. anyway costly signalling is not something you are doing that isn't what i was saying.people will only read a 140page manifesto if its message comes at cost to the writer.the shooter was signalling cost. its tied to a 101 marketing psych thing. but i'm not trying to be callous.
>>68633820didn't you post this already mate
>A fresh mass murderers manifesto hot off the pressesLike christ come early desu
Woke up in the middle of the night fingering my asshole desu
>>68633988ywnbaw tranner
>>68633922Oh right fair enough no worries, guess I misinterpreted your postBut yeah I think it makes sense that people would be more interested in what a real murderer wrote, versus somebody who wasn't a murderer, because most people aren't murderers, so it's interesting seeing what it takes to push someone across that threshold.
Eggcel BPD cunt seems to have finally shut up for now lol Gonna get ready to depart soon, me She'll probably flip her shit later on drugs once again but i'll just put on the headphones and keep her at bay w/the threat of defending myself via pepper spray
Probably gonna do a last airbnb starting on monday if i can find a cheap one, at least for until thursday or soIt's logistically quite bothersome and takes a toll on my health every time, but the alternative would be being trapped here with this heroin addict subhuman for even longer and having to endure the fruit fly infestation/horrible smells/noise and all the other shit she keeps doing on drugs Will be the final stretch before the own place then too
>>68633841morning lolibrolong time not in this thread :)
>>68634028Why not just assault this motherfucker?
>>68634037Morning mate! Just make mushroom omelette for breakfast and reading about this shooter. Can't find his manifesto though. How are you, hows things working out for you?
would it bother you if in 200 years some scientist dug up your bones and ran medical tests on them?
>>68634077depends on the race of the scientist
There must be like two dozen fruit flies in that bowl/trap thing now Fucking incredible really
>>68634076Based mushrooms, they go in everything desuHmm I saw something about that poltard. Stupid AmericansI am good gonna get to the gym soon desu.
Just found out the bloke who took my virginity died. Mad that.
>>68634115Your going to your dad's funeral
>>68634104Going to head out in an hour so so myself. I know you won't say much but is work going OK are you enjoying it or at least getting something from it?
Kek some dude actually rentint out a van in the middle of bumfuck nowhere for 30 quid a nightAn actual mobile home i would be okay with, but a van is a tad much
>>68634135You know me so well hahaYes it is actually okay, work is work so not like I love it but I can manage and seem capable. It is good to have a little less free time actually.
>>68633822based frosty jackz
Fockin hell this rural listing woulda been very decent but the bathrooms are communal which is a big no-no for me
Morning lids, up nice and early me. Don't even have a wangover surprisingly. Might have some leftover warlic bread for brekkie.
the next shooter will be a britfeeler
>>68634087What if it was a jew?
>>68634182jake davidson was a prominent and well liked britfeeler, posting under the alias "anonymous"
>>68634182SCEA almost did it in Sunbury-on-Thames but he decided to just kill himself instead.
>>68634115Killer pussy
>>68634194you still trying this shit, kek, he'd be a /pol/ poster at best, reddit at worst.
>>68634077I expect I'll probably be cremated because burial is more expensive. If so then nobody will be digging up my bones.I wonder if I can leave some money behind to bury me though? And leave it in my will that I want to be buried? Maybe I can do that. That would be cool. I think maybe I'd rather be buried than cremated.So I guess to answer your question, IF I was buried, and IF my bones were dug up for science, I reckon it would be pretty cool. Having your bones contributing to future science.Inb4 someone basedjaks me because I said anything that happens to be even remotely positive about science.
>>68634206as an incel it's a given he'd post here given the large number of incels. he was a notable apu fancier too
>>68634226Nah that's just you trying to put the people of this board down.
Just reported one of those paki listings that said "Women only" in the headlineShit goes against their le discrimination policy afaik, hopefully it gets taken down
>>68628716https://youtu.be/Ex8B1IRliGA
>>68628716https://youtu.be/AHoTqs1CHe4
>>68634225>I reckon it would be pretty cool. Having your bones contributing to future science.
>>68628716Well I only listened rather than watched, but it's this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rFoGVkZ29w
>>68634225>basedjaksShould have said soijaks, I forgot about the filter>>68634257Well I guess this is better than being soijaked
>>68634260what an awful mix, i can hardly hear the guitars at all.
i wonder what seasidemark is doing right now
And another listing reportedFucker demands 100 quid in cash as a deposit upon arrival, shit's against the airbnb TOS afaik
>>68634076https://files.catbox.moe/jvis0p.pdf
>>68634285Probably either gambling, eating, drinking, filming a video, or on the computer
>>68634285Probably looking on the Racing Post website, picking out horses he likes the names of to do his bollocks in again
>>68634237its fine lad, keep your head buried in the sand
>>68634320That sounds very much like your life lad
thoughts on this, lads?>>68628152>>68628273
gambling is inherently evil
>>68634328My head isn't in the sand though lad.
>>68634182>>68634194After the Plymouth shooting, the BBC started talking about incels on 4chan. There were almost certainly BBC researchers browsing /r9k/ during that time, and it's not a stretch to assume they may have noticed 'britfeel' and wandered in here.Reading this article, you just know they know about ushttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828
>>68634335Why's HHL wearing girl socks
>>68634341Not him but, every media outlet did that. INCEL was everywhere.
>>68634331>seething this much over an anonymous post on an anonymous internet message boardYou're pathetic.
>The only decent listing in the whole region seems to not have any LTE accessFucking hell Gonna wait for the host fucker's reply now, if he offers free WLAN i'll probably end up booking this one cuz that town has a couple parcel lockers as well which would make it viable in any case
Reckon I will end my life when old mams dead ladsGet it over with Hope you all have a great Sunday
>>68634361just get starlink, de lad
>>68634156Going to head out now mate. I will try and post later or get you on discord, also want to know how DVD lad and Hotel are doing. Take care and have a great day!
my apu is called apu apustaja
Hope you all have a shite day Haha fucking hell
>>68634306Bloody hell mate, good find thank you for sharing!
>>68634341Just think of how many times you've read a thread on 4chan and not posted in it. britfeel could have thousands of lurkers who never post here.By virtue of being on page 1, people opening up /r9k/ will see the last few posts. Some people might treat like place like a soap opera and never make a single post
>>68634391Have a good dayDiscord is better than here and preferable
>>68634415It's on /pol/. Think it's a long read though, and seems to glow.
>>68634335nice dong, cute lad, would top and bottom for
>>68634411Hope you have a shit wank.
Just seen the video of the Buffalo mass shooting phwoaaaar. No mass shootings for me. I'm staying womfy.
>>68634439Me tooRather have a wot woodle and a wank
>>68633841Good morning de lad. Gonna have a little pipe and then get to mowing the lawn. Feel really massively depressed today, Mrs thinks it's something to do with mercury being in retrograde, I think all that planetary stuff is a load of shit. Just gonna try and keep busy I guessHope you have a nice day pal
>>68634306>https://files.catbox.moe/jvis0p.pdfFucking howling at this madlad
You stupid chuds
>>68634450Thankfully we're not yanks so we don't have to deal with unwomfy shit like that. It great.
>HHL carer pushing him in his wheelchair around greggs as he commits a mass shooting
>>68634306>180 pagesChrist even elliots wasn't that long, was it?
>>68634506It's bullshit. Moans about the immigrants, yet doesn't go after the ones that have created the problem.It's the same as western medicine, attack the symptoms not the cause of them.
>>68634506Elliot's was 137>>68634518>It's bullshitAlright tyrone, no need to seethe
>>68634533>Alright tyroneYeah just ignore what I said and make a racial joke.Idiot.
>>68634518Always gives me a little giggle when you get these mental yanks talking about 'their white land', it's like they totally forgot about the part where the Europeans invaded and slaughtered the natives.That's where all of this comes from, they're scared that someone will do the same to them.
kitchen is a weird wordkitchen.weird.
>>68634571So is conglomerate.
>>68634571what are some other words that start with k? i can only think of king
Wtf half of this shit is just screenshot of memes the stupid cunt likes.
>>68634582Not him but,KneeKneecapKneelKeepKnightKickKickstandKickedkickstartKickingKickerKnitKnittingKnitterKernelKnifeKiteKinkKinkedKinkyKettle
>>68634606smart fella you are
>>68634610KnowI forgot that.Also, but it's a saying more than a solitary word, know it all.
>>68634606alright calm down mr wordle
>>68634642KerfuffleKnickers
Bench press vs push upsDiscuss
KneadKneadingKneaded
KnowledgeDidn't even think of that, but it's applicable.
Will be venturing out in an hour, me
Think my ex is stalking me lads
KeyKeysKeyboard
>>68634365A very wholesome alpinid specimen that is
in this moment i am euphoric my laaaaaad
I will also be depositing the 2TB HDD at the other place again because who the fuck knows what the subhuman chav assholes will come up nextI fully expect them to bring out their battering ram and break down the door or something next time i'm awayThey've done this shit before, broken someone's door down with a battering ram and being convicted for it They do seem to know the risks of being repeat offenders but the cunt is absolutely flying off the handle right now after i counter-upped the pressure on her in response to her break-ins
I think that might be all the words I know that begin with K.KindkindnessKindlyMaybe notKnotKnotted
This is going to annoy me all day now, ffs.
KnowinglyKnowledgeable
Think the chav eggcel heroin cunt seems to have gone away againWill be doing a scouting trip in 2 minutes to make sure, and if she's away i will place the bag with part of her shit in it on her door handle, same way she did it with my shit yesterday
KnivesThought I'd said that.
KleptomaniacBet none of you thought of that, eh
WERE IN SWANAGE DEE LAAADSWERE IN SWANAGE DEEE LAAAAAADS
>>68634766Nice.Knowingly
>>68634777>*steals your word and kicks you in the knackers*
>>68634791You already have 2, kleptomaniac, then you can have kleptomania as well.
>>68634791Nice, I didn't even notice. That's, knackers, and knackered for you. I think knackers yard would be 2 words, desu.
>>68634807Don't even know what we're doing tee bee aych
Moving to wornwall this october de lids
>>68634791And kicks.You're on fire lad.And know. kinell lad, putting me to shame.
Only gone and lost NNM again de lids lmao.
>>68634840addicted to worn me de lid cant even make it through 1 day without failing. im gunna book my ideas up and try a streak for no nut june. NNJ all the wayyy
Careful lads. The local Helpers are acting strange. They've got wind of the fact there's a Blood Moon occurring in the next 24 hours.. Don't go out past midnight.
KarateKaraokeKnew
big move from america for you lad
haha he's back to DAY 0 just what is he like pulling his knob eh lads!? just how many keraaazzy whacky days will he go before he only goes and has a cheeky british wank?
>>68634863>knobNice.
He moving to Cornwall in October.It his dream.It so right.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub-5uEredjc&t=199sAnd the weekend is over just like that. I hate being a wagie.
KegelVery important exercises for all you gay boys
>ukraine won eurovisionputinsisters... it's over....
>>68634361>LTEI thought only yanks called it LTE. Thought it was more commonly just called 4G in the UK.
makes me laugh that as a whole us no nutters can only make it through like 3 days between us. we all addicted to worn in life x
>>68634889Been meaning to get back in it to become a sex machine again. Used to do a lot as well as edging to last longer. Really makes a difference.
get a job, that stops me wanking for 4 days a weekalthough i mainly wank to kill 20 mins
>no big daddy bear to plough my hole todayshame
>>68634889It's not a proper word though, I can't accept it, sorry.
HHL has taken to sniffing his mums shoes. Dirty bastard.
>mate is addicted to his phone, never off it>but never responds to my textsCurious
>>68634844NNJ coming on strong de lid. This was just the warm up month.
>>68634959dont think he's your mateunless he needs something ;)
Right, gonna get meself out of beddingtons, get some scran and get sorted for the wooty.
>>68634980Nah he's just a bit of a turbo autist neckbeard
>>68634992Enjoy mate, sounds comfy.
>>68634959Replying to friends feels like a chore to some people. Reading some Wikipedia page about some meaningless shit is better than listening to his happy family problems
Fockin hell deez stims just keep getting more expensiveProlly gonna stock up on half a year's supply or so before the price rises even further
Morning lods hope you're all well
>>68634894Went and picked up my winning this morning, easiest 100 bong ever
Had a nice spot o brinner the last 2 days, 2 fresh eggs (scrambled) with cheesy beans, but the poo the morning after have both breached the water level of the toilet. Might have toasted teacake for the first meal of the day desu.
I read, much of the night
Watching Swindon vs Port Vale. Proper Brexit fixture this.
There's like a 50% chance that grand egg donor's place will be full of people again but i'm gonna venture there anyways, securing the other HDD fully is something that's gotta be done regardless Would be incredibly stupid of me not to do this now that i've gotten it back again
Hope you twats are having a proper Sunday dinner today.
I wank, much of the night
pukka
>>68635091do british people really eat this?
>>68635091Baked beans AND gravyNigga wtf is wrong with you
>>68635107Baked beans are not usually eaten with a roast dinner, no.I think he is posting that image to be deliberately provocative.But many British people do eat a roast lunch or dinner on a Sunday (without baked beans). Baked beans are usually instead consumed either on toast for a quick snack or meal (beans on toast), or instead they might be eaten with a Full English breakfast (consisting of sausages, bacon, baked beans, usually toast, usually eggs of some sort, and sometimes things like grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, etc.).
Going to be cooking my own Yorkshire puddingtons for the roast.
bf just farted
10 minutes left until i will venture out into the searing light of dayIt not womfy corr
>>68635152You're meant to add the cum after they are cooked
>>68635051I fucking love Astro. Spilled buckets to her. Her feet are very nice too but I've not seen them as much as I have her ass. Doing good though, might go grab some lunch soon. Just taking it easy today desu.Pic-related is my princess.
>>68635166Looking good to me wee lad.
Alright lads heading out, do wish me luck for this one
>>68635236Where you going lad?
If west ham dont win Man city today then wiverpool wont win the premier leaguebig game
Is therapy actually worth the money? Or is it a meme
Christ almighty lads look at the size of Mildred's egg today. I've got fuckin spade hands too.
>>68635250yeah sometimesbit gay though innit
> if you drink lotsnof beer >dont exercise >dont look after yourself >eat shit food You look like shit and dont atttacr a mate
gonna have pasta and ketchup for lunch, you cant stop me
No one replies to me anymore Maybe I outdid myself Overstayed my welcome Maybe I should start posting on the laptop under a new guise I have no friends
>>68635202Based LSFPL. I'm not owned by any Goddess rn, just kind of drifting around, simping here and there. Mostly for ASMR girls.
>>68635261That's like the duck eggs I got. I weighed 1 and it was 107g.What are you going to do with it? It might be a double yoker.
>>68635304I would recommend serving goddess Molly on twitter She great and posh and lovely
>>68635283You having the pasta first or the ketchup?
>>68635301Fuck off and die you weird little cretin
>>68635304>Goddess VenusAbsolute patrician's taste if I do say so myself. Her double L sign pics are stuff of legend! Simping for ASMR girls is pretty nice and comfy. I do for one but it's just a fiver a month and is mostly because I like her, not for coom purposes or anything.
>>68635322Not him but you've replied to the wrong post, you obviously meant to say this in reply to this post: >>68635304
>>68635313Is she blonde or brunette? I've served two called that before
>>68634464she would be cute if she was a bit thinner
>>68635337>>68635333Helper lad and loser sign foot lad are sound as a pound Yeah the blonde posh one on twitter findom Spoil Molly
>>68634464more face than body though... holy shit just noticed the age. she looks about 28
>>68635301Nothing you say makes sense Footlad mateIts all cryptic
>>68635304what did you think of that mass shooter hhl. one of your heros? ethnic "cleansing"? you think thats womfy yeh? huh?
>>68635354Cheers anon nice one. I will give her a look!I'm liking pic-related a lot atm. She's a Northern lass too.
For me it's MusIim feet
>>68635383she has a foot of a man
>>68635396what does that even mean Imao
>BROROROROOROROROROSHSHSHSHSH!!!!*increases oscillation by 1%**increases oscillation by 12%*
I was once born from them To it I return Naked and shaking We are here for a short time Moulded by genetic material and nurture Is this a third door down song?
>>68635386They're great too. I like Gul Goddess' British-Pakistani feet myself
>>68635396I am into big feet I guess.
>>68635313Spoil Molly? Seen her stuff, she's pretty good.>>68635333Aye Goddess Venus is 10/10, her verbal abuse videos are top tier. I've recently paypigged for VS1 and ASMR Glow. The new "Thanks" button on YouTube makes it much more easier and simple to tribute. Was wempted to sub Aimee Chu's onlyfans but coomed before I did it then lost interest.>>68635354Based footlid. Has Gibi been putting anything good on her insta lately? I'm still banned lmao.
Corr having some group wank seshes with the /britfeel/ loser lads.It womfyIt wicky.
Another ASMR thot embraces femdom. This is slowly becoming mainstream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gooa9Zl1-cc
Why the fuck do people lose their minds over beans on toast.It's fuckin good.
>>68635436Very nice. I may do the same desu, I use Patreon to simp for a girl called Katie ASMR. She makes nice comfy content. Who is VS1?
>>68635464Not wanking currently but hanging out chatting about lewd stuff is fun.
>>68635470My parents have gone away for 2 weeks so I will be having this for dinner most days...that and pizza anyway. Beans on toast is great.
Just pure wish our SSM gets his dream of moving to Wornwall in October. I still remember our TJB begging to go to America. It was his dream to move America. It not right what they did to are Timmy.
>>68635480>>68635478>>68635467>>68635436Phwoar lads wish we three had a discord Proper womfy frens All sharing good content and sharing a jar or two Having some cooms here and there You are my friends I mean that I have no one but you two Big love
>>68635478VisualSounds1. OG ASMRtist, been watching her since like 2014. I also like the fact she's from the north-east. Been her on and off Patreon paypig for the last few years.
>>68635503Kek, I also have that video.
>>68635503Damnit anon now I'm cutting onions! you guys are my only frens too, it's great having you to chat with. I don't know you irl but it's still really cool to chat and share pics. It makes me feel less alone because I know I'm not the only one with this mentality I guess. Glad to have you here anon and HHL.
All this talk of wanking. Let me give an update on my Maximum Masturbation May then. 15th day of 5x wanks so will reach 75 tonight. By now it had just become a chore. I actually hate even the thought of yanking my dongle to thotties. On top of that it is really fucking uncomfortable and sore now even when not touching it. Pissing hurts. I wouldnt recommend this lads, but i have another 16 days to go.
>>68635520Oh nice! looks very cute. Lovely L sign too. I will have to sub to her
mumberg making fun of me for balding
>>68635301maybe if you didnt keep insulting us and threatening to kill yourself every week
>>68635536Yeah it's nice to know some other people with similar fetishes. Everyone I know IRL is normie tier when it comes to sex stuff.
>>68635354>posting weirdo humiliation fetish pictures makes you "sound as a pound">posting regular pornography makes you "weird"
whats even the point in nofap? i like wanking
>>68635603they think if they stop cumming they'll stop being socially awkward and turn their life and personality around
>>68635625in reality theyll just be walking around with a semi all the time
Fuark me cheesy warlic breasy was wovely. Wempted to have some more but I want to save me appetite for din dins later.
>>68635603All the no fap lads do nothing but post porn/coom bait constantly and then wonder why they fail
>>68635590It's alright. You're more masculine and can probably grow a good beard. Let women do hair, you can shave yours and grow a beard.
How many GCHQ wagies are browsing /pol/ now
>>68635677/pol/ will be glowing harder than the basement in Chernobyl because of that shooting yesterday.
>>68635731>/pol/ will be glowing harder than the basement in Chernobyl
>Read manifesto>ctrl+f 'Banbury'>Results 1 of 1
Government agents will be getting a chub on over the endless 'built for BBC' threads
>>68635757You're saying a yank from/pol/ knows about the banbury fatman?Really, shippy.
>>68635590Tap her on her head and say, I see where I got it from.
belly hair has reached stubble stage
>>68635741>sockpuppet
Yeah, I'm quite a funny guy. I come out with some good ones now and then.
>>68635884>daftmuppet
>>68635901*waits the appropriate amount of time*hoho, totally funny not me, haha.
Hahahaha get in West Ham.
anyone here have anhedonia? i'm getting real tired of not enjoying anything bros...real tired
Kangaroo
>>68635995How long have you had it? nicotine gum is the cure
Kayak
>>68636000about two years. i already smoke
Kiosk
Koala
I wonder if my death will make more cents than my life
>>68636064Nice 1 Arthur.
That's the Sunday dinner down the hatch. Feel like having a nap now but that will fuck me sleep pattern up so I'll just stay awake. Watching the West Ham v Man City game.
Got to go out soon, but will still be thinking of words beginning with KKinetic
KillKilledKiller
Kremenchuk
should never have posted my dumb kitchen post
>>68636102Proper words only. Got to stick to the imaginary rules I made up.
>>68636109It's given me something to think about. I say thanks.
Not a made up word by the way. It's a city in Ukraine.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremenchuk
KnuckleAs in, knuckle deep
bloody boredington today
Kaleidoscope
knockers
>>68636137Nice.KnockKnockedKnocking>>68636173Nice.
Got a driving test in 3 and half weeks time and my driving instructor is just ghosting me. What a cunt
>>68636125Yeah no, not made up, but cities and brands don't count. Or names like karen.
I have once more originally returned fellas
Infuckingcredible how this asshole upstairs starts doing construction work on a sunday just nowI am 100% knocking there and will ask him to keep it down if he keeps this up now, it's friggin sunday ffs
>>68636349The nerve of that cunt ladImagine trying to improve your flat on one of your few days off? Does he not know there are shut in neets that need total silence 24/7?
>>68636363don't give the larp any attention lad
looking forward to the post where he says he decided against having a word as he doesn't want the aggro
Sounds like this moron is trying to saw some wood up there as silent as possible kekLike he's going at it pretty carefully, for now at least
un bloody belivable. cunt deciding to hoover up at 3:30 on a sunday of all days. couldn't make it up
what ever happened to leaving a strongly worded letter under the door?Or was that the poached egg heroin connoisseur?It gets rather confusing desu Is granner not going to sort them?
for din din last night i had home made bacon cheeseburgers (with buns)
>>68635309Not sure yet. Been wanting to make a Spanish tortilla for a while tho but I need another few big eggs. Weirdly none of her massive ones have been double yolkers.
can hear him spraying bathroom bleach to clean his sink at 15:32 on a sunday afternoon. gonna have to put the ear muffs back onyou couldn't make it up
>>68636405>>68636397>>68636393Are you okay laddington heh
>>68636428im great thank you darling
What's everyone been upto today then? Me? Mowed the lawn, played with the chooks a while, still can't believe the size of Mildred's egg.
Can hear myself think. Going to have to switch to the industrial ear defenders hehUnbelievable really
>>68636450had a shit then went for a walk
what's the point of access courses when all they let you do is study at your shitty local "universities"
>>68636460Sounds nice. Did you see anything cool on your walk?
>>68636464no it was grey and everyone was fat and uglyvery british
>>68636450Sat at home getting high, now at my sisters drinking John smiths waiting to see if it remains bbq weather. Is Mildred walking like a cowboy since she dropped the big egg?
This fucking asshole upstairs kekHe keeps this up another 10 minutes or so he'll have to verbally deal with me
eggcel roosting crowing cunt
Schizo spammong impersonator!spastic on a roll again today too hehAlways love when i make him seethe liek dis ngl
Tough gym session, OMAD, and for some vidya :)
Went out and rang his doorbell just now, the asshole had his front door wide open too and the entire yard was still full of his garbageApparently his doorbell is broken or turned off, at least it didn't set any kind of bell off and the fucker didn't react at allHe's still at it but stopped slamming shit around so i'll leave it be for now
does frosty have a podcast?
>>68636480>Getting highJust essential bumfuck loser thingsEnjoy your estrogen-ladden cannabiod jew
Has he done his bollocks in?
>>68636715No. He's not allowed any recording equipment inside the hostel
>>68636735New Frosty hostel arc?
Seems like the dude is finished now What the fuck really
>>68636744He's settling down in the hostel at the moment. He told me he moved in a few weeks ago and they haven't complained about his drinking yet
>>68636473>Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
>>68636607dont over do it mateyou sure you get enough calories with omad? dont want you passing out mid press
Luv english roses, meWould be lovely to impregnate one some day
>>68636780calm down bumble bee lad
just thinking about licking Chikas sweaty tummy and armpits
>>68628644kek a pretty smol town view and some fag in tracksuit walking by ruined the whole pictureI hate chavs so much its unreal
does MB ever have Pot Pasta?
>>68636728Ooh Dig deep FishyTURDbros
>You'll never redeem the needful against some basterd bhanchod bobs and vegene
>>68636715he used to have a blog about investment banking back when he worked for Deutsche Bank in london
Which insult do you prefer:>bhenchod (sister fucker)>madarchod (mother fucker)?
Broadbridge has been quiet today. Has he run out of mobile data?
>>68636716Yep. And ale.
>>68636835The classic bhenchod desu desu
MB has changed his style of vernacular and re-evaluated his parse. He's like the Borg from Star Trek, eventually he adapts to your attacks. Every time he evades your filters and you post about him he only grows stronger.
english women are ugly. the only good looking ones look like other ethnicities.
>>68636835Little owl. Or baby owl, it's 1 of them.
not really a fan of steven gerrard somehow gifting liverpool the title on the last day. they wont ever shut up about it if that happens
>>68636183this guy's doing my head in now
>>68636869He's sniffed out yer syntax, his pooper is puckered when he notices yer parse, yer sentence structures have been spied.
>>68636879They won't win it. City will batter them
what's detective dickhead's next case?
>>68636914Come on now MB it's not even 5pm yet and you're already rattled.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/detective%20dickhead/Really is only one lad who uses that phrase around here.
>>68636914Herpes.He's sucking yer septic sausage.
>>68636775Yes I eat a bit more now.Anyway I dont really do OMAD anymore. More like one main meal and then at other times I have fruit and things. Still probably fast for a 14 hour period or something though.>>68636790You wish.
he's plunging the archives again consulting the lore tombsbritfeel really is his life, his religion
Lods, I'd like to hear your opinion on something. So be me, been trying for a long time tinder, bumble, reddit, etc. And just nothing. So is it worth going to escort to lose v-card? Or is that one of those things that you would just regret afterwards? Should I keep on swiping, or just cut my losses? What are your experiences with this? Do you have any advice for me?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-61455926Does not surprise me
>>68636945If it's just sex you're after, you should go escort. Keep the others for a more serious thing.
>>68636951thought you said you were gonna stop posting here?
>>68636945>So is it worth going to escort to lose v-card?No. This is one of my lifelong regrets
>>68636951dirty bastid
>>68636951you yourself are a dirty rancid cretin now fuck off little fucking nonce
>>68636972>>68636993Calm down swanster m8
>>68636937Yeah it's a bit too sad for me. We need to reclaim britfeel from these obsessives
>>68636998calm down mb mate
Laying in my single bed Almost 25In my dark room With a week of work aheadNo love or joy Nothing to look forward too Phwoar the cruelty
>>68636924>105 results found.Grim
>>68637000>We need to reclaim britfeel from these obsessivesImagine caring this much. It's just a dumb general.
>>68636780Pretty based desu. I have done it myself
https://youtu.be/QtdBiRpCvmEMummy got new gloves lads
>>68637030shouldn't be consulting your lore tombs?
>>68637053Post her gloves then lod
Kerchief
Karavan
Why does it upset him that his 100,000s of posts are searchable ?
a grown man PLEADED for this general to be reclaimed loooool get a life outside of 4chan
KFC for me my lids, celebrating the fact leeds still have a chance.
Bhehin wall status: lightly bruised
>>68637000We don't need obsessive freaks like you here.
>>68628644Got me mortgage in principle de lads. Can finally move out of mummy's house at 30 years old. Bank said they would lend me 140,000 quid. Nice fellas them
Is little lad still on licence
Why does spam mong get the most worked up near the beginning and end of the thread?Is it like a cry for attention, thoughts?
NO YOU'RE THE OBSESSIVE ITS SAYS HERE IN MY FILE OF YOUR POSTING STATS THAT YOU SAID THE WORD 'OBSESSIVE' 4 TIMESYOU'RE OBSESSED!
>>68637017Damn this one is a fine specimenLook at those cheekbones, she would give you strong and viable offspring for sure
>>68637123don't really care about this general enough to have an opinion sorry matey x
Decided to try planting me sunflower babies straight in the ground this year, see what happens.
>>68637145*stamps on them**eats a Chicago Town wizza**licks Britnormie's arse*
https://youtu.be/lsXqZ662BGMAnother bombshell dropped by the Exposed Fella.
>>68637136> i need to let you know i dont have an opinionclearly you do>n-no i don-you do
>>68637153You fuckin cunt Mildred's gonna fuckin have you now
Bloody obsessives, what're they like? Does the thing they're like begin with a K?
>>68637145should be alright, no more frosts now. i got eight growing in my greenhouse at the mo, red-black and red ones, shot up ridiculously fast. going to transfer them to a raised bed on friday
What do you think of bacon sandwich man?
>>68637164SSM nooo not the GO PRO!
>>68637164heard exposed fella has a friend at scotland yard who's going to open a case about mark raping marienot looking good fishyTURD bros...
>>68637093KFC is too floury for me
>>68637164Isn't that the same GoPro he got in credit last week?
Few posts early but here's a new thread about Ely in Cambridgeshire>>68637196>>68637196>>68637196>>68637196>>68637196
>>68637183i think sandwich gate was one of the saddest incidents in the sordid history of british journalism
>>68637183Christ, is that him now? He looks old as fuck
>>68637203>[YouTube] Mark has sold the go pro that Klarna sent to him on 400 credit which he hasn't paid a penny yet for nah
>>68637183I like them man, prefer smoked bacon if I have the choice.
what does it mean to be "on licence"?
>>68637217Never look the videos spammer here LOD
Where is closerlad we are close to the end now.
>>68637234It's like the yank version of parole. If you fuck up on loicense it's back to the slammer you go
>>68637207Funny tho innit>>68637214Mad what 7 years will do to a man>>68637222They're good but I was wondering about "bacon sandwich man" rather than "bacon sandwiches, man"
500th post for gianna
heh not quite little fella
