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Bacup, Lancashire edition
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First for the very latest gimmick
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WE WOZ ROBBED I TELLS YA
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Fuck Ukraine.

Simple as.
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>the virgin rigid
>the Chad artic
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Post the last YouTube video you watched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZOuz_laH9I
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>>68628693
Couldn't have been a more predictable result, they were obviously going to get the sympathy vote
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>>68628716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYuaBB_UI3A
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Might have a wank to that Spanish sort from eurovision
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>>68628704
I suppose you are right ebeen
Does not mean I will stay though
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>>68628806
alri bacon chops
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got the hiccups, how do I make them stop? and don't say stop drinking
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can't wait to start me community service for punching a police officer while being drunk/hallucinating proper nice
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ebeen is also a nonce
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>>68628716
I... I love her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzonQoON9eo
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>>68628827
That's not very nice Cheeka
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>>68628716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsrdANlEz8I
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>>68628836
You obviously know that is an impostor!
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>>68628838
Good choon that la
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LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LA DA DA DA
LA DA DA DA
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL
LA DA DA DA
LA DA DA DA
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>>68628806
Fake sadsack pretending to be me
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>>68628716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDEcT_ETDdo&t=54s
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>>68628868
absolute BANGER that
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>>68628825
i got caught with drugs during a suicidal/schizo episode and now i have to do some online drugs course lol
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>>68628825
droogs are bad
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>>68628941
genuinely never used drugs in my life (bar alcohol) mainly that happened because of depression which leads to hallucinations
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Rather drink and edge to femdom lads
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Ebeen seemed disappointed that I have a job desu desu
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>>68628985
any good londonlix clips you can link me?
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>>68628985
for me? it's girls in body paint
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>>68628994
Pretty sure you were talking to spam mong. Ebin doesn't come here much
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>>68628994
nah I'm proud of you cheeka mate, just shocked. I've not been posting much or paying attention, there was some imposters. What job did you get?
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>>68629018
I have a new job sucking black cocks ebeen
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>>68628996
SpankBang has loads
Or buy clips directly on C4S
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>>68629018
Thanks!
I have basically not been here in 5 or 6 weeks.
I will not specify because I am paranoid and weird. Lot of hours though. I will stick it for a while at least.
>>68629042
Yes yes who cares
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>>68629060
>Or buy clips directly on C4S
lol. fucking casual
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>>68629064
can't you be vague? how much money you on?
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>>68629066
Sorry great coomer king
Where do you get your content
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cheeka is scared to say what job he has in case he gets doxxed kek
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>>68629088
Well he doesn't want his employer finding out he a paedophile lad
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>>68629071
Office type job
Not really that much money 20 something thousand
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Getting smashed to shit it is, shrug
Thanks for the night out m8 I appreciate it
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>unemployed
>drink a lot and wank my days away watching kino and playing vidya
>get 24 grand a year job
>work 730 to 5 every day
>every other Saturday
>dead every day
>have money but no life or willpower
Fucking helol what a scan
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>>68629111
You're better off employed Footlad mate
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Also, I can tell someone wants attention lmao
dirty little girl I'd give you something very fulfilling if I weren't absolutely bladdered I hope you're having fun, I am
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>>68629072
thotsbay and pornovidioeshub/xmegadrive atm
step up, senpai
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>>68628644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGm7lBQbqV0
witness the face of british live streaming
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>>68629141
who you talking to spacker
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>>68629123
Aye I know and rhats the sad truth
Im not some great wizard who could do the whole
>leave society
>go live in woods and die by eating a mushroom
I have to eat and buy porn and shopping and fuel
So a soul sucking job is needed
Ah well
Least I aint in Ukraine getting shilled to shit
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>>68629093
>>68629141
well well well what's going on here then
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>>68629152
looks like he posts here
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Our Cheeka, all grown up with a job, totally caffeine free too.
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>>68629194
Caffeine free alcohol free sugar free
Fitnesspilled wageslavepilled
I am gonna make it, but at what cost
Life is better though
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If the hangover don't kill me nothing will, not today m8
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>>68629167
I'm having fun with a friend that feels like he's a brother I never had, that's what's going on lel
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4chan in the news again

https://kotaku.com/twitch-discord-4chan-shooting-buffalo-tops-jimboboiii-m-1848927240
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Lads, should I give up my 10pm-7am night shift for days?

I'll probably lose 13% of my net pay but it kinda feels more comfy knowing no asshole with a powertool or some nigger with a boombox on their car will wake me up.

Also means I actually have energy and time to go outside and lift, or buy food a lot easier (fresh bakeries/rotisseries as opposed to being hungry at 4am with no good food) or do my chores, I'm literally home at 7am then lie in bed till 8pm, shit sucks. Dayshift is also easier, I can slack off even more.
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>Play Total War Britannia for 4 hours deciding if I like it or not
>Game runs fine, but I just don't like it
>Try to refund
>Steam responds after 8 hours and says no as it's over 2 hours
>I respond saying that time was trying to make the game run, is mostly me alt tabbed looking for help on forums
>They say no
>I respond saying they are breaching UK law by advertising and selling a product that does not match the (working) advertised version as multiple posts on third party and their own forums state people with computers way over the recommended struggle to run the game
>They grant a refund almost immediately, literally within 15 minutes

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
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its welpers world de wods

gna wrack open de wodka

me and welper wunning tingz

we woz wobbed by wukwaine
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Running is now my best friend
I will run a marathon one day I bet
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>>68629426
you might get assaulted by chavs and nigs anon.
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>>68629426
No one asked nonceychops
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>>68629426
Not a fan of running Cheeka, you getting a nice smooth tummy?
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cheekas tummy getting filled with semen
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>>68629442
I run on treadmill
Outside running I dont like harder surfaces and annoying weather/dog walkers etc
Not really chavs where I live. It is all students
>>68629457
I have one. But I got tired of cycling so much it is boring. Running is the best exercise. Actually swimming is good but public pools are scary
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>>68629468
oh treadmill is alright, I do incline walking on it at the gym
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>>68629509
I notice lots of people do that
Not many people seem to actually run on them. Do people struggle with cardio or am I missing something
Not that there is a bad thing of inclined walking
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>>68629535
Incline walking is better really if you lift weights, steady state cardio. Running is too much effort and takes energy away from doing weights
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>>68629555
Hmm
I dont know much about the science of it all
I just know I like running :)
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6 shots of vodka down
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>>68629574
using cider as a mixer for my rum since I ran out of coke
gonna die
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>>68629658
lol, i use smirnoff ice or vks to mix my vodka with most nights. best way to get fucked is to mix your spirits with more alcohol
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>>68629573
Glad to hear its going well Cheeka my mate. I had a painful tooth extraction and got dry socket and set up some ikea furniture, my gaff is more welcoming now. Free to come for a cup of tea (decaf/green avaiable)
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I am now reading about 10 books simultaneously
I am bloody retarded
One I am proofreading makes basically no sense whatsoever
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Off to bed now lads
Goodnight all!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUiFPseCW8I&t=612s
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>>68629689
Mint teas are good
I am supposed to be moving house this year
But plans fall through it feels like
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>>68628985
I just nutted to an Asian POV foot smother vid. It was nice.
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>>68629685
They literally sell this in my student union. not very responsible
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>>68629712
got pukka green macha, some sleep tea, rose tea and maybe some other stuff.

renting or what? does your man pay for that?
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>>68629726
where you at uni lad?
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>>68629733
For me, its spearmint
Yes he pays and owns the house. I have never paid bills before but I do contribute :)
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>>68629337
Lifting is easier working nights
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>>68629764
im pretty much a dead man after nightshift tbhfam.
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>been shitting blood and sleeping 2 hours a night for 4 days
>just threw up blood
well i'll see you all in hell i guess
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Time for sleep
I am late
night ebeen
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>>68629922
maybe like ya know go to the uhh l'hospital
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>>68628644
FUCKING HOHOL NIGGERS STEALING THE EUROVISION AHHHHHHH,
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getting this frosty jacks down me
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I'm so depressed guys, I need a job and can't find one.

Every time I apply at Tesco or a supermarket I get declined.
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Status: still smashed and will have the last beer of the night now
Cheers
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>>68630673
Based, let's drink together m8 cheers

>>68630967
Try applying for a warehouse 2bh
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>>68630967
Don't do it anon, it isn't worth it
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>>68631301
>>68631326
Being NEET is making me suicidal.

I'm so isolated and depressed, I can't enjoy anything anymore. I'm nearly 30 and I feel like a worthless burden for my elderly parents.
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>>68631326
Stfu neet. Go back to leeching off your parents
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>>68631326
Yeah, 12 quid per hour for being in a warehouse is totally not worth it, sure thing m8

>>68631350
Just work and move out if you don't like it simple ass
This alcohol speaking but logic would say the same 2bh
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>>68631326
>>68631362
What does working in a warehouse usually involve?

I have no muscle mass so I probably can't do heavy lifting.
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alri de lids
up fresh and early I am.
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Time to go home now, how am I even awake? I should be asleep on a bench in the park or summet. I guess I'll keep walking.... Fuck me I'm totally bladdered
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>>68631368
Mostly walking around and picking up stuff. The majority of the parcels aren't heavy and if you eat and sleep right you'll become string enough in a month anyway. Fuck me I need to sleep and drink water fuck
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I'm finally home, I think I got here before six in the morning but I'm not sure. Time for a joint and water, plenty of water. Fuck me the hangover will kill me if I drink the beers I have in the fridge too. Don't mix different beers, lads. You'll get the hangover from hell if you do that, learn from someone older than you please.
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I would be lying if I said smoking in the morning isn't nice. Fuck me it really is especially after a night out.
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If I had a gun I'd exterminate pidgeons desu
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>>68632699
Buy a dictionary instead and teach yourself how to spell.
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>>68633140
Nah, I can't read whatever is not fiction or technical stuff. I told you, you can't buy me.
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Me? listening to Radio 1 on the Decca sound
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don't trust big dictionary
simple as
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>he uses a government run dictionary
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wonder if that lad who shot up the supermarket in new york was a channer
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>>68632247
I gave up after I started gyming.
I miss a cig and woffee in the morning...
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>>68633542
was literally in his manifesto that he was
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>>68633625
Not him but do you have a link to the manifesto? It got deleted from Google Drive
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>>68633625
>>68633542
Enjoy this last day of the chan being on air lads
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>>68633632
saw a link to it in several /pol/ threads earlier, only saw it quoted in images though
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>Hey guys i wrote a 180 page document containing my thoughts on all things politically and socially relevant to modern times
Fuck off retard who has got time for that
>Kills 10 people on a livestream
WHERE CAN I FIND THIS MANIFESTO PLS SOMEONE LINK IT PLS

Why lads?
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the shooting makes me want to stop browsing 4chan
im sure most of you lads are decent and just want company and to shitpost online, but there's some right weirdos in this thread. the shooting reminds me that these weirdos are real people and they not just 'memeing'.
even the stuff with ssm irks me when you step back and look at it. the internet is just fucked as a whole.
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>>68633666
>the internet is just fucked as a whole.
that's the thing, it reveals people's real nature. even on facebook etc
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>>68633655
Because he killed people, interesting to see what his messed up thoughts were
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Shootings? White supremacists? Seethie Weethers? I just want to womf for gods sake!
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>>68633655
ah i actually have an answer:

look up "costly signalling".
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>>68633699
I'm the guy who asked for the link and I'm not "signalling" anything, I'm just interested in seeing it
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>>68633666
same I dont wanna be lumped in with the genuinely mentally ill nutters
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I despise these virtue signalling cunts when they say shit like this
>just be cute how you look
They are the most conventionally atttsvtive and make their career off of the fact guys want to wank to them
Then they have the nerve to post this shit
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>>68633742
you pretend you're not bullying ssm but you do
classic example
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Humans are the sexual organs for technology
And look what we do with it
Something should wash us away
It needs to be stopped
Society should not have to go on like this
Also GINA STOP RUINING YOUR PERFECT BODY WITH SHITTY ANIME TATS FFS
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>>68633678
im not on the 'big' social media sites. i think, overall, it's a good choice, even if it does make me a bit of a social outcast. it's just one less thing to worry about and have gnawing at the back of your brain constantly. it's infectious.
it must be overloading as a teenager. at that age, one thing goes wrong in your life and you think the world's ending. you seek reasoning from people who've 'got the answers'. everyone's right in their mind.
but fuck me, how do you get convinced to shoot up a supermarket at 18. you're impressionable at that age, sure, but also must me mental illness thrown into the mix.
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All this money and my boy can not get a personal trainer and a dietician
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>>68633762
My favourite bit was as he was pulling up
He just goes
>yeah here we are
Doesnt shoot the white guy and says sorry in an almost emphatic way
The guys a nutter wahey
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im rooting for are SSM to be relocated to wornwall
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Asmr community is SHOOK after allegations came out that AUTISTIC FAT PERV used the belly dancing
>asmr
Videos as a ploy to get his fetish tickled by belly dancing
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>>68633735
oh yeah haha, sorry bout that my bad
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>>68633769
That ASMR girl looks a lot more normal in that picture. I dont know how people manage to do it but on her asmr videos she looks like a 10/10 and here she looks 'meh' to me. Like she looks nice but shes nothing to run home baout. she has nice eyes but her lower third looks quite unattractive.

What gives, is it all angle frauding?
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>>68633791
angles, lighting, filters, make up
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what compels people to take pictures of themselves and share it on social media. are they so obsessed with the idea of 'self'.
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>>68633735
wait what actually hold on. you were making light of a quirk that we are only interested in reading 140 page manifesto if the dude killed some people so i was replying as to why something like that occurs.
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just woke up, feel like shit
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Mfw i've been sleepin thru for like 10 hours, fucking back pain was killing me too

Garbage subhuman heroin addict BPD eggcel cunt was also flipping out soon as i got back from the bathroom, incredible lel

Gonna venture out in just over 2 hours to pick up the other parcels, here's hoping she won't force me to actually defend myself and use the pepper spray on her
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>>68633808
shut the fuck up, weirdo.
we dont want your weirdo, mentally-ill types around here
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>MFW
I ask a bunch of asmr girls to belly dance for me so I can masturbate to it and pretend its for an asmr video even though it will only get 20 views
HMMMMMM
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Back on my pull ups. I was doing 10 with covid in December. Now I can do 3 clean. A few days ago I couldn't even do 3. Really weird how my body dropped performance so fast but I suspect its due to alcohol and a weak core.
Made progress well though, I'll try for 4 tomorrow. 3 clean, super clean actually, came really fast so it won't be long until l'm back on 10. Maybe a month.
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'Ate incels me. they need to go away.
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Morning morning morning lads, Hotel Lady and Shush. Happy workday eve.
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>>68633666
There are lots of weirdos on 4chan, but only a very small percentage of them actually go and shoot people
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>>68633819
its good that your doing charity work for downsyndromes. respect.
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Is he a true madman
Is he malicious in intent
Not sure
Must have Nigerian women
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>>68633790
I'm not "signalling" anything

>>68633802
No I'm not the guy who posted this -> >>68633655

I'm the guy who posted this -> >>68633632
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>>68633873
oh ok.
anyway costly signalling is not something you are doing that isn't what i was saying.
people will only read a 140page manifesto if its message comes at cost to the writer.

the shooter was signalling cost. its tied to a 101 marketing psych thing. but i'm not trying to be callous.
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>>68633820
didn't you post this already mate
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>A fresh mass murderers manifesto hot off the presses

Like christ come early desu
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Woke up in the middle of the night fingering my asshole desu
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>>68633988
ywnbaw tranner
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>>68633922
Oh right fair enough no worries, guess I misinterpreted your post

But yeah I think it makes sense that people would be more interested in what a real murderer wrote, versus somebody who wasn't a murderer, because most people aren't murderers, so it's interesting seeing what it takes to push someone across that threshold.
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Eggcel BPD cunt seems to have finally shut up for now lol

Gonna get ready to depart soon, me

She'll probably flip her shit later on drugs once again but i'll just put on the headphones and keep her at bay w/the threat of defending myself via pepper spray
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Probably gonna do a last airbnb starting on monday if i can find a cheap one, at least for until thursday or so

It's logistically quite bothersome and takes a toll on my health every time, but the alternative would be being trapped here with this heroin addict subhuman for even longer and having to endure the fruit fly infestation/horrible smells/noise and all the other shit she keeps doing on drugs

Will be the final stretch before the own place then too
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>>68633841
morning lolibro
long time not in this thread :)
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>>68634028
Why not just assault this motherfucker?
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>>68634037
Morning mate!
Just make mushroom omelette for breakfast and reading about this shooter. Can't find his manifesto though.
How are you, hows things working out for you?
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would it bother you if in 200 years some scientist dug up your bones and ran medical tests on them?
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>>68634077
depends on the race of the scientist
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There must be like two dozen fruit flies in that bowl/trap thing now

Fucking incredible really
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>>68634076
Based mushrooms, they go in everything desu
Hmm I saw something about that poltard. Stupid Americans
I am good gonna get to the gym soon desu.
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Just found out the bloke who took my virginity died. Mad that.
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>>68634115
Your going to your dad's funeral
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>>68634104
Going to head out in an hour so so myself.
I know you won't say much but is work going OK are you enjoying it or at least getting something from it?
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Kek some dude actually rentint out a van in the middle of bumfuck nowhere for 30 quid a night

An actual mobile home i would be okay with, but a van is a tad much
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>>68634135
You know me so well haha
Yes it is actually okay, work is work so not like I love it but I can manage and seem capable. It is good to have a little less free time actually.
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>>68633822
based frosty jackz
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Fockin hell this rural listing woulda been very decent but the bathrooms are communal which is a big no-no for me
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Morning lids, up nice and early me. Don't even have a wangover surprisingly. Might have some leftover warlic bread for brekkie.
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the next shooter will be a britfeeler
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>>68634087
What if it was a jew?
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>>68634182
jake davidson was a prominent and well liked britfeeler, posting under the alias "anonymous"
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>>68634182
SCEA almost did it in Sunbury-on-Thames but he decided to just kill himself instead.
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>>68634115
Killer pussy
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>>68634194
you still trying this shit, kek, he'd be a /pol/ poster at best, reddit at worst.
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>>68634077
I expect I'll probably be cremated because burial is more expensive. If so then nobody will be digging up my bones.

I wonder if I can leave some money behind to bury me though? And leave it in my will that I want to be buried? Maybe I can do that. That would be cool. I think maybe I'd rather be buried than cremated.

So I guess to answer your question, IF I was buried, and IF my bones were dug up for science, I reckon it would be pretty cool. Having your bones contributing to future science.

Inb4 someone basedjaks me because I said anything that happens to be even remotely positive about science.
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>>68634206
as an incel it's a given he'd post here given the large number of incels. he was a notable apu fancier too
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>>68634226
Nah that's just you trying to put the people of this board down.
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Just reported one of those paki listings that said "Women only" in the headline

Shit goes against their le discrimination policy afaik, hopefully it gets taken down
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>>68628716
https://youtu.be/Ex8B1IRliGA
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>>68628716
https://youtu.be/AHoTqs1CHe4
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>>68634225
>I reckon it would be pretty cool. Having your bones contributing to future science.
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>>68628716
Well I only listened rather than watched, but it's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rFoGVkZ29w
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>>68634225
>basedjaks
Should have said soijaks, I forgot about the filter

>>68634257
Well I guess this is better than being soijaked
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>>68634260
what an awful mix, i can hardly hear the guitars at all.
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i wonder what seasidemark is doing right now
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And another listing reported

Fucker demands 100 quid in cash as a deposit upon arrival, shit's against the airbnb TOS afaik
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>>68634076
https://files.catbox.moe/jvis0p.pdf
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>>68634285
Probably either gambling, eating, drinking, filming a video, or on the computer
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>>68634285
Probably looking on the Racing Post website, picking out horses he likes the names of to do his bollocks in again
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>>68634237
its fine lad, keep your head buried in the sand
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>>68634320
That sounds very much like your life lad
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thoughts on this, lads?
>>68628152
>>68628273
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gambling is inherently evil
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>>68634328
My head isn't in the sand though lad.
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>>68634182
>>68634194
After the Plymouth shooting, the BBC started talking about incels on 4chan. There were almost certainly BBC researchers browsing /r9k/ during that time, and it's not a stretch to assume they may have noticed 'britfeel' and wandered in here.

Reading this article, you just know they know about us

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828
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>>68634335
Why's HHL wearing girl socks
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>>68634341
Not him but, every media outlet did that. INCEL was everywhere.
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>>68634331
>seething this much over an anonymous post on an anonymous internet message board
You're pathetic.
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>The only decent listing in the whole region seems to not have any LTE access

Fucking hell

Gonna wait for the host fucker's reply now, if he offers free WLAN i'll probably end up booking this one cuz that town has a couple parcel lockers as well which would make it viable in any case
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Reckon I will end my life when old mams dead lads
Get it over with
Hope you all have a great Sunday
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>>68634361
just get starlink, de lad
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>>68634156
Going to head out now mate. I will try and post later or get you on discord, also want to know how DVD lad and Hotel are doing.
Take care and have a great day!
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my apu is called apu apustaja
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Hope you all have a shite day
Haha fucking hell
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>>68634306
Bloody hell mate, good find thank you for sharing!
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>>68634341
Just think of how many times you've read a thread on 4chan and not posted in it. britfeel could have thousands of lurkers who never post here.

By virtue of being on page 1, people opening up /r9k/ will see the last few posts. Some people might treat like place like a soap opera and never make a single post
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>>68634391
Have a good day
Discord is better than here and preferable
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>>68634415
It's on /pol/. Think it's a long read though, and seems to glow.
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>>68634335
nice dong, cute lad, would top and bottom for
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>>68634411
Hope you have a shit wank.
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Just seen the video of the Buffalo mass shooting phwoaaaar. No mass shootings for me. I'm staying womfy.
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>>68634439
Me too
Rather have a wot woodle and a wank
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>>68633841
Good morning de lad. Gonna have a little pipe and then get to mowing the lawn. Feel really massively depressed today, Mrs thinks it's something to do with mercury being in retrograde, I think all that planetary stuff is a load of shit. Just gonna try and keep busy I guess
Hope you have a nice day pal
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>>68634306
>https://files.catbox.moe/jvis0p.pdf
Fucking howling at this madlad
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You stupid chuds
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>>68634450

Thankfully we're not yanks so we don't have to deal with unwomfy shit like that. It great.
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>HHL carer pushing him in his wheelchair around greggs as he commits a mass shooting
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>>68634306
>180 pages
Christ even elliots wasn't that long, was it?
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>>68634506
It's bullshit. Moans about the immigrants, yet doesn't go after the ones that have created the problem.
It's the same as western medicine, attack the symptoms not the cause of them.
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>>68634506
Elliot's was 137

>>68634518
>It's bullshit
Alright tyrone, no need to seethe
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>>68634533
>Alright tyrone
Yeah just ignore what I said and make a racial joke.
Idiot.
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>>68634518
Always gives me a little giggle when you get these mental yanks talking about 'their white land', it's like they totally forgot about the part where the Europeans invaded and slaughtered the natives.
That's where all of this comes from, they're scared that someone will do the same to them.
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kitchen is a weird word
kitchen.
weird.
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>>68634571
So is conglomerate.
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>>68634571
what are some other words that start with k? i can only think of king
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Wtf half of this shit is just screenshot of memes the stupid cunt likes.
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>>68634582
Not him but,
Knee
Kneecap
Kneel
Keep
Knight
Kick
Kickstand
Kicked
kickstart
Kicking
Kicker
Knit
Knitting
Knitter
Kernel
Knife
Kite
Kink
Kinked
Kinky
Kettle
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>>68634606
smart fella you are
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>>68634610
Know
I forgot that.
Also, but it's a saying more than a solitary word, know it all.
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>>68634606
alright calm down mr wordle
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>>68634642
Kerfuffle
Knickers
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Bench press vs push ups
Discuss
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Knead
Kneading
Kneaded
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Knowledge

Didn't even think of that, but it's applicable.
>>
Will be venturing out in an hour, me
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Think my ex is stalking me lads
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Key
Keys
Keyboard
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>>68634365
A very wholesome alpinid specimen that is
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in this moment i am euphoric my laaaaaad
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I will also be depositing the 2TB HDD at the other place again because who the fuck knows what the subhuman chav assholes will come up next

I fully expect them to bring out their battering ram and break down the door or something next time i'm away

They've done this shit before, broken someone's door down with a battering ram and being convicted for it

They do seem to know the risks of being repeat offenders but the cunt is absolutely flying off the handle right now after i counter-upped the pressure on her in response to her break-ins
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I think that might be all the words I know that begin with K.
Kind
kindness
Kindly

Maybe not
Knot
Knotted
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This is going to annoy me all day now, ffs.
>>
Knowingly
Knowledgeable
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Think the chav eggcel heroin cunt seems to have gone away again

Will be doing a scouting trip in 2 minutes to make sure, and if she's away i will place the bag with part of her shit in it on her door handle, same way she did it with my shit yesterday
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Knives

Thought I'd said that.
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Kleptomaniac

Bet none of you thought of that, eh
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WERE IN SWANAGE DEE LAAADS
WERE IN SWANAGE DEEE LAAAAAADS
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>>68634766
Nice.
Knowingly
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>>68634777
>*steals your word and kicks you in the knackers*
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>>68634791
You already have 2, kleptomaniac, then you can have kleptomania as well.
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>>68634791
Nice, I didn't even notice. That's, knackers, and knackered for you. I think knackers yard would be 2 words, desu.
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>>68634807
Don't even know what we're doing tee bee aych
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Moving to wornwall this october de lids
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>>68634791
And kicks.
You're on fire lad.
And know. kinell lad, putting me to shame.
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Only gone and lost NNM again de lids lmao.
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>>68634840
addicted to worn me de lid cant even make it through 1 day without failing. im gunna book my ideas up and try a streak for no nut june. NNJ all the wayyy
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Careful lads. The local Helpers are acting strange. They've got wind of the fact there's a Blood Moon occurring in the next 24 hours.. Don't go out past midnight.
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Karate
Karaoke
Knew
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big move from america for you lad
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haha he's back to DAY 0 just what is he like pulling his knob eh lads!? just how many keraaazzy whacky days will he go before he only goes and has a cheeky british wank?
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>>68634863
>knob
Nice.
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He moving to Cornwall in October.
It his dream.
It so right.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub-5uEredjc&t=199s

And the weekend is over just like that. I hate being a wagie.
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Kegel

Very important exercises for all you gay boys
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>ukraine won eurovision
putinsisters... it's over....
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>>68634361
>LTE
I thought only yanks called it LTE. Thought it was more commonly just called 4G in the UK.
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makes me laugh that as a whole us no nutters can only make it through like 3 days between us. we all addicted to worn in life x
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>>68634889
Been meaning to get back in it to become a sex machine again. Used to do a lot as well as edging to last longer. Really makes a difference.
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get a job, that stops me wanking for 4 days a week
although i mainly wank to kill 20 mins
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>no big daddy bear to plough my hole today
shame
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>>68634889
It's not a proper word though, I can't accept it, sorry.
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HHL has taken to sniffing his mums shoes. Dirty bastard.
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>mate is addicted to his phone, never off it
>but never responds to my texts
Curious
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>>68634844

NNJ coming on strong de lid. This was just the warm up month.
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>>68634959
dont think he's your mate
unless he needs something ;)
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Right, gonna get meself out of beddingtons, get some scran and get sorted for the wooty.
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>>68634980
Nah he's just a bit of a turbo autist neckbeard
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>>68634992
Enjoy mate, sounds comfy.
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>>68634959
Replying to friends feels like a chore to some people. Reading some Wikipedia page about some meaningless shit is better than listening to his happy family problems
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Fockin hell deez stims just keep getting more expensive

Prolly gonna stock up on half a year's supply or so before the price rises even further
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Morning lods hope you're all well
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>>68634894
Went and picked up my winning this morning, easiest 100 bong ever
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Had a nice spot o brinner the last 2 days, 2 fresh eggs (scrambled) with cheesy beans, but the poo the morning after have both breached the water level of the toilet. Might have toasted teacake for the first meal of the day desu.
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I read, much of the night
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Watching Swindon vs Port Vale. Proper Brexit fixture this.
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There's like a 50% chance that grand egg donor's place will be full of people again but i'm gonna venture there anyways, securing the other HDD fully is something that's gotta be done regardless

Would be incredibly stupid of me not to do this now that i've gotten it back again
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Hope you twats are having a proper Sunday dinner today.
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I wank, much of the night
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pukka
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>>68635091
do british people really eat this?
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>>68635091
Baked beans AND gravy
Nigga wtf is wrong with you
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>>68635107
Baked beans are not usually eaten with a roast dinner, no.

I think he is posting that image to be deliberately provocative.

But many British people do eat a roast lunch or dinner on a Sunday (without baked beans). Baked beans are usually instead consumed either on toast for a quick snack or meal (beans on toast), or instead they might be eaten with a Full English breakfast (consisting of sausages, bacon, baked beans, usually toast, usually eggs of some sort, and sometimes things like grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, etc.).
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Going to be cooking my own Yorkshire puddingtons for the roast.
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bf just farted
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10 minutes left until i will venture out into the searing light of day

It not womfy corr
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>>68635152
You're meant to add the cum after they are cooked
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>>68635051
I fucking love Astro. Spilled buckets to her. Her feet are very nice too but I've not seen them as much as I have her ass. Doing good though, might go grab some lunch soon. Just taking it easy today desu.
Pic-related is my princess.
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>>68635166
Looking good to me wee lad.
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Alright lads heading out, do wish me luck for this one
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>>68635236
Where you going lad?
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If west ham dont win Man city today then wiverpool wont win the premier league

big game
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Is therapy actually worth the money?
Or is it a meme
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Christ almighty lads look at the size of Mildred's egg today. I've got fuckin spade hands too.
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>>68635250
yeah sometimes
bit gay though innit
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> if you drink lotsnof beer
>dont exercise
>dont look after yourself
>eat shit food
You look like shit and dont atttacr a mate
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gonna have pasta and ketchup for lunch, you cant stop me
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No one replies to me anymore
Maybe I outdid myself
Overstayed my welcome
Maybe I should start posting on the laptop under a new guise
I have no friends
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>>68635202

Based LSFPL. I'm not owned by any Goddess rn, just kind of drifting around, simping here and there. Mostly for ASMR girls.
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>>68635261
That's like the duck eggs I got. I weighed 1 and it was 107g.
What are you going to do with it? It might be a double yoker.
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>>68635304
I would recommend serving goddess Molly on twitter
She great and posh and lovely
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>>68635283
You having the pasta first or the ketchup?
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>>68635301
Fuck off and die you weird little cretin
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>>68635304
>Goddess Venus
Absolute patrician's taste if I do say so myself. Her double L sign pics are stuff of legend! Simping for ASMR girls is pretty nice and comfy. I do for one but it's just a fiver a month and is mostly because I like her, not for coom purposes or anything.
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>>68635322
Not him but you've replied to the wrong post, you obviously meant to say this in reply to this post: >>68635304
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>>68635313
Is she blonde or brunette? I've served two called that before
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>>68634464
she would be cute if she was a bit thinner
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>>68635337
>>68635333
Helper lad and loser sign foot lad are sound as a pound
Yeah the blonde posh one on twitter findom
Spoil Molly
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>>68634464
more face than body though... holy shit just noticed the age. she looks about 28
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>>68635301
Nothing you say makes sense Footlad mate
Its all cryptic
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>>68635304
what did you think of that mass shooter hhl. one of your heros? ethnic "cleansing"? you think thats womfy yeh? huh?
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>>68635354
Cheers anon nice one. I will give her a look!
I'm liking pic-related a lot atm. She's a Northern lass too.
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For me it's MusIim feet
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>>68635383
she has a foot of a man
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>>68635396
what does that even mean Imao
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>BROROROROOROROROROSHSHSHSHSH!!!!*increases oscillation by 1%*
*increases oscillation by 12%*
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I was once born from them
To it I return
Naked and shaking
We are here for a short time
Moulded by genetic material and nurture
Is this a third door down song?
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>>68635386
They're great too. I like Gul Goddess' British-Pakistani feet myself
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>>68635396
I am into big feet I guess.
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>>68635313

Spoil Molly? Seen her stuff, she's pretty good.

>>68635333

Aye Goddess Venus is 10/10, her verbal abuse videos are top tier. I've recently paypigged for VS1 and ASMR Glow. The new "Thanks" button on YouTube makes it much more easier and simple to tribute. Was wempted to sub Aimee Chu's onlyfans but coomed before I did it then lost interest.

>>68635354

Based footlid. Has Gibi been putting anything good on her insta lately? I'm still banned lmao.
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Corr having some group wank seshes with the /britfeel/ loser lads.
It womfy
It wicky.
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Another ASMR thot embraces femdom. This is slowly becoming mainstream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gooa9Zl1-cc
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Why the fuck do people lose their minds over beans on toast.
It's fuckin good.
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>>68635436
Very nice. I may do the same desu, I use Patreon to simp for a girl called Katie ASMR. She makes nice comfy content. Who is VS1?
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>>68635464
Not wanking currently but hanging out chatting about lewd stuff is fun.
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>>68635470
My parents have gone away for 2 weeks so I will be having this for dinner most days...that and pizza anyway. Beans on toast is great.
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Just pure wish our SSM gets his dream of moving to Wornwall in October. I still remember our TJB begging to go to America. It was his dream to move America. It not right what they did to are Timmy.
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>>68635480
>>68635478
>>68635467
>>68635436
Phwoar lads wish we three had a discord
Proper womfy frens
All sharing good content and sharing a jar or two
Having some cooms here and there
You are my friends
I mean that
I have no one but you two
Big love
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>>68635478

VisualSounds1. OG ASMRtist, been watching her since like 2014. I also like the fact she's from the north-east. Been her on and off Patreon paypig for the last few years.
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>>68635503

Kek, I also have that video.
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>>68635503
Damnit anon now I'm cutting onions! you guys are my only frens too, it's great having you to chat with. I don't know you irl but it's still really cool to chat and share pics. It makes me feel less alone because I know I'm not the only one with this mentality I guess. Glad to have you here anon and HHL.
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All this talk of wanking. Let me give an update on my Maximum Masturbation May then. 15th day of 5x wanks so will reach 75 tonight. By now it had just become a chore. I actually hate even the thought of yanking my dongle to thotties. On top of that it is really fucking uncomfortable and sore now even when not touching it. Pissing hurts. I wouldnt recommend this lads, but i have another 16 days to go.
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>>68635520
Oh nice! looks very cute. Lovely L sign too. I will have to sub to her
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mumberg making fun of me for balding
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>>68635301
maybe if you didnt keep insulting us and threatening to kill yourself every week
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>>68635536

Yeah it's nice to know some other people with similar fetishes. Everyone I know IRL is normie tier when it comes to sex stuff.
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>>68635354
>posting weirdo humiliation fetish pictures makes you "sound as a pound"
>posting regular pornography makes you "weird"
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whats even the point in nofap? i like wanking
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>>68635603
they think if they stop cumming they'll stop being socially awkward and turn their life and personality around
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>>68635625
in reality theyll just be walking around with a semi all the time
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Fuark me cheesy warlic breasy was wovely. Wempted to have some more but I want to save me appetite for din dins later.
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>>68635603
All the no fap lads do nothing but post porn/coom bait constantly and then wonder why they fail
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>>68635590
It's alright. You're more masculine and can probably grow a good beard. Let women do hair, you can shave yours and grow a beard.
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How many GCHQ wagies are browsing /pol/ now
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>>68635677

/pol/ will be glowing harder than the basement in Chernobyl because of that shooting yesterday.
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>>68635731
>/pol/ will be glowing harder than the basement in Chernobyl
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>Read manifesto
>ctrl+f 'Banbury'
>Results 1 of 1
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Government agents will be getting a chub on over the endless 'built for BBC' threads
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>>68635757
You're saying a yank from/pol/ knows about the banbury fatman?
Really, shippy.
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>>68635590
Tap her on her head and say, I see where I got it from.
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belly hair has reached stubble stage
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>>68635741
>sockpuppet
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Yeah, I'm quite a funny guy. I come out with some good ones now and then.
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>>68635884
>daftmuppet
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>>68635901
*waits the appropriate amount of time*
hoho, totally funny not me, haha.
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Hahahaha get in West Ham.
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anyone here have anhedonia? i'm getting real tired of not enjoying anything bros...real tired
>>
Kangaroo
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>>68635995
How long have you had it?

nicotine gum is the cure
>>
Kayak
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>>68636000
about two years. i already smoke
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Kiosk
>>
Koala
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I wonder if my death will make more cents than my life
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>>68636064
Nice 1 Arthur.
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That's the Sunday dinner down the hatch. Feel like having a nap now but that will fuck me sleep pattern up so I'll just stay awake. Watching the West Ham v Man City game.
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Got to go out soon, but will still be thinking of words beginning with K
Kinetic
>>
Kill
Killed
Killer
>>
Kremenchuk
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should never have posted my dumb kitchen post
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>>68636102
Proper words only. Got to stick to the imaginary rules I made up.
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>>68636109
It's given me something to think about. I say thanks.
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Not a made up word by the way. It's a city in Ukraine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kremenchuk
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Knuckle
As in, knuckle deep
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bloody boredington today
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Kaleidoscope
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knockers
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>>68636137
Nice.
Knock
Knocked
Knocking
>>68636173
Nice.
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Got a driving test in 3 and half weeks time and my driving instructor is just ghosting me. What a cunt
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>>68636125
Yeah no, not made up, but cities and brands don't count. Or names like karen.
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I have once more originally returned fellas
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Infuckingcredible how this asshole upstairs starts doing construction work on a sunday just now

I am 100% knocking there and will ask him to keep it down if he keeps this up now, it's friggin sunday ffs
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>>68636349
The nerve of that cunt lad

Imagine trying to improve your flat on one of your few days off? Does he not know there are shut in neets that need total silence 24/7?
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>>68636363
don't give the larp any attention lad
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looking forward to the post where he says he decided against having a word as he doesn't want the aggro
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Sounds like this moron is trying to saw some wood up there as silent as possible kek

Like he's going at it pretty carefully, for now at least
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un bloody belivable. cunt deciding to hoover up at 3:30 on a sunday of all days.

couldn't make it up
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what ever happened to leaving a strongly worded letter under the door?

Or was that the poached egg heroin connoisseur?
It gets rather confusing desu

Is granner not going to sort them?
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for din din last night i had home made bacon cheeseburgers (with buns)
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>>68635309
Not sure yet. Been wanting to make a Spanish tortilla for a while tho but I need another few big eggs. Weirdly none of her massive ones have been double yolkers.
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can hear him spraying bathroom bleach to clean his sink at 15:32 on a sunday afternoon. gonna have to put the ear muffs back on
you couldn't make it up
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>>68636405
>>68636397
>>68636393
Are you okay laddington heh
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>>68636428
im great thank you darling
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What's everyone been upto today then? Me? Mowed the lawn, played with the chooks a while, still can't believe the size of Mildred's egg.
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Can hear myself think. Going to have to switch to the industrial ear defenders heh

Unbelievable really
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>>68636450
had a shit then went for a walk
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what's the point of access courses when all they let you do is study at your shitty local "universities"
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>>68636460
Sounds nice. Did you see anything cool on your walk?
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>>68636464
no it was grey and everyone was fat and ugly
very british
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>>68636450
Sat at home getting high, now at my sisters drinking John smiths waiting to see if it remains bbq weather.
Is Mildred walking like a cowboy since she dropped the big egg?
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This fucking asshole upstairs kek

He keeps this up another 10 minutes or so he'll have to verbally deal with me
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eggcel roosting crowing cunt
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Schizo spammong impersonator!spastic on a roll again today too heh

Always love when i make him seethe liek dis ngl
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Tough gym session, OMAD, and for some vidya :)
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Went out and rang his doorbell just now, the asshole had his front door wide open too and the entire yard was still full of his garbage

Apparently his doorbell is broken or turned off, at least it didn't set any kind of bell off and the fucker didn't react at all

He's still at it but stopped slamming shit around so i'll leave it be for now
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does frosty have a podcast?
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>>68636480
>Getting high

Just essential bumfuck loser things

Enjoy your estrogen-ladden cannabiod jew
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Has he done his bollocks in?
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>>68636715
No. He's not allowed any recording equipment inside the hostel
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>>68636735
New Frosty hostel arc?
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Seems like the dude is finished now

What the fuck really
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>>68636744
He's settling down in the hostel at the moment. He told me he moved in a few weeks ago and they haven't complained about his drinking yet
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>>68636473
>Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins. London!
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>>68636607
dont over do it mate
you sure you get enough calories with omad? dont want you passing out mid press
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Luv english roses, me

Would be lovely to impregnate one some day
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>>68636780
calm down bumble bee lad
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just thinking about licking Chikas sweaty tummy and armpits
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>>68628644
kek a pretty smol town view and some fag in tracksuit walking by ruined the whole picture
I hate chavs so much its unreal
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does MB ever have Pot Pasta?
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>>68636728
Ooh Dig deep FishyTURDbros
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>You'll never redeem the needful against some basterd bhanchod bobs and vegene
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>>68636715
he used to have a blog about investment banking back when he worked for Deutsche Bank in london
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Which insult do you prefer:
>bhenchod (sister fucker)
>madarchod (mother fucker)
?
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Broadbridge has been quiet today. Has he run out of mobile data?
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>>68636716
Yep. And ale.
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>>68636835
The classic bhenchod desu desu
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MB has changed his style of vernacular and re-evaluated his parse. He's like the Borg from Star Trek, eventually he adapts to your attacks. Every time he evades your filters and you post about him he only grows stronger.
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english women are ugly. the only good looking ones look like other ethnicities.
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>>68636835
Little owl. Or baby owl, it's 1 of them.
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not really a fan of steven gerrard somehow gifting liverpool the title on the last day. they wont ever shut up about it if that happens
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>>68636183
this guy's doing my head in now
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>>68636869
He's sniffed out yer syntax, his pooper is puckered when he notices yer parse, yer sentence structures have been spied.
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>>68636879
They won't win it. City will batter them
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what's detective dickhead's next case?
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>>68636914
Come on now MB it's not even 5pm yet and you're already rattled.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/detective%20dickhead/
Really is only one lad who uses that phrase around here.
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>>68636914
Herpes.
He's sucking yer septic sausage.
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>>68636775
Yes I eat a bit more now.
Anyway I dont really do OMAD anymore. More like one main meal and then at other times I have fruit and things. Still probably fast for a 14 hour period or something though.
>>68636790
You wish.
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he's plunging the archives again
consulting the lore tombs
britfeel really is his life, his religion
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Lods, I'd like to hear your opinion on something. So be me, been trying for a long time tinder, bumble, reddit, etc. And just nothing. So is it worth going to escort to lose v-card? Or is that one of those things that you would just regret afterwards? Should I keep on swiping, or just cut my losses? What are your experiences with this? Do you have any advice for me?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-61455926
Does not surprise me
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>>68636945
If it's just sex you're after, you should go escort. Keep the others for a more serious thing.
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>>68636951
thought you said you were gonna stop posting here?
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>>68636945
>So is it worth going to escort to lose v-card?
No. This is one of my lifelong regrets
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>>68636951
dirty bastid
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>>68636951
you yourself are a dirty rancid cretin now fuck off little fucking nonce
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>>68636972
>>68636993
Calm down swanster m8
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>>68636937
Yeah it's a bit too sad for me. We need to reclaim britfeel from these obsessives
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>>68636998
calm down mb mate
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Laying in my single bed
Almost 25
In my dark room
With a week of work ahead
No love or joy
Nothing to look forward too
Phwoar the cruelty
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>>68636924
>105 results found.
Grim
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>>68637000
>We need to reclaim britfeel from these obsessives
Imagine caring this much. It's just a dumb general.
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>>68636780
Pretty based desu. I have done it myself
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https://youtu.be/QtdBiRpCvmE
Mummy got new gloves lads
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>>68637030
shouldn't be consulting your lore tombs?
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>>68637053
Post her gloves then lod
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Kerchief
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Karavan
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Why does it upset him that his 100,000s of posts are searchable ?
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a grown man PLEADED for this general to be reclaimed loooool get a life outside of 4chan
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KFC for me my lids, celebrating the fact leeds still have a chance.
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Bhehin wall status: lightly bruised
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>>68637000
We don't need obsessive freaks like you here.
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>>68628644
Got me mortgage in principle de lads. Can finally move out of mummy's house at 30 years old. Bank said they would lend me 140,000 quid. Nice fellas them
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Is little lad still on licence
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Why does spam mong get the most worked up near the beginning and end of the thread?
Is it like a cry for attention, thoughts?
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NO YOU'RE THE OBSESSIVE ITS SAYS HERE IN MY FILE OF YOUR POSTING STATS THAT YOU SAID THE WORD 'OBSESSIVE' 4 TIMES
YOU'RE OBSESSED!
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>>68637017
Damn this one is a fine specimen

Look at those cheekbones, she would give you strong and viable offspring for sure
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>>68637123
don't really care about this general enough to have an opinion
sorry matey x
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Decided to try planting me sunflower babies straight in the ground this year, see what happens.
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>>68637145
*stamps on them*
*eats a Chicago Town wizza*
*licks Britnormie's arse*
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https://youtu.be/lsXqZ662BGM

Another bombshell dropped by the Exposed Fella.
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>>68637136
> i need to let you know i dont have an opinion
clearly you do
>n-no i don-
you do
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>>68637153
You fuckin cunt Mildred's gonna fuckin have you now
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Bloody obsessives, what're they like? Does the thing they're like begin with a K?
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>>68637145
should be alright, no more frosts now. i got eight growing in my greenhouse at the mo, red-black and red ones, shot up ridiculously fast. going to transfer them to a raised bed on friday
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What do you think of bacon sandwich man?
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>>68637164
SSM nooo not the GO PRO!
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>>68637164
heard exposed fella has a friend at scotland yard who's going to open a case about mark raping marie
not looking good fishyTURD bros...
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>>68637093
KFC is too floury for me
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>>68637164
Isn't that the same GoPro he got in credit last week?
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Few posts early but here's a new thread about Ely in Cambridgeshire
>>68637196
>>68637196
>>68637196
>>68637196
>>68637196
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>>68637183
i think sandwich gate was one of the saddest incidents in the sordid history of british journalism
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>>68637183
Christ, is that him now? He looks old as fuck
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>>68637203
>[YouTube] Mark has sold the go pro that Klarna sent to him on 400 credit which he hasn't paid a penny yet for
nah
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>>68637183
I like them man, prefer smoked bacon if I have the choice.
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what does it mean to be "on licence"?
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>>68637217
Never look the videos spammer here LOD
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Where is closerlad we are close to the end now.
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>>68637234
It's like the yank version of parole. If you fuck up on loicense it's back to the slammer you go
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>>68637207
Funny tho innit

>>68637214
Mad what 7 years will do to a man

>>68637222
They're good but I was wondering about "bacon sandwich man" rather than "bacon sandwiches, man"
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500th post for gianna
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heh not quite little fella



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