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Manmusk edition.

Last time: >>69126733
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tfw no bf to make sniff my chest
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certainly smells like a huge pile of shit and i can boy hear the flies eating it up.
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>>69139228
Why do you want a bf if you can't fall in love?
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>>69138920
Hey anon, I just wanted to let you know that I would love to rest my head on your bare chest.
Not even in a lewd way, I just think it's comfy.
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fell off the roof onto a fence and had to get my stomach stitched back together

now it's like nothing is the same any more
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>>69139297
I honestly don't know, it's probably better for a normal person to stay away from me
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>>69139327
happened recently?
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>>69139298
i would like that, playing with another boys hair is nice
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>>69139346
over the winter, but there have been a lot of complications

it's quite vexing
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>>69139361
and you're only just mentioning it now?
post proof, you know the rules.
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>tfw no injured bf to care for
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>>69139353
>-< Ahhh, I just imagine cuddling together and how serene, relaxing, reassuring and simply blissful that would be. I bet I could cuddle with you for days on end.
You know oxytocin gets released when one gets touched pleasantly by another person, so it healthy too!
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i have been having sex everyday for a short while and it has cured my mental health problems almost completely. no one believes me when i say it but its true, ong.
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>>69139370
i've been in the hospital most of the year so far

>>69139374
sadly, recovery is temporary, maybe the bf will remain
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why did i ever think a relationship with bishit was going to work out anyway
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>>69139525
He left you for a woman, huh?
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>>69139353
Hey anon sorry to bother you again, but this just popped into my head out of the blue:
Do you dislike swearing?
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>tfw no halitosis bf who swears so much it makes his breath stink
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>>69139578
yes
after six years together
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i haven't brushed my teeth in 5 years and i have sex all the time lmaoooooooooo
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I brush my teeth twice a day and floss and I have no sex?!?!?!?!
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>>69139673
Wrong thread, you've meant to post in /gaygen/.
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i was sucking my moms dick the other day and she told me that she didn't love me anymore because i said her cum tasted like dijon mustard
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toothpaste jew is real by the way. as long you have a low carb/sugar diet you shouldn't need to brush your teeth.
hygiene products are the jew. shampoo jew, conditioner jew, toothpaste jew.
enjoy your carcinigens if you use shampoo espeically.
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>>69139220
>Boy smells
Must be what biden uses.
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>>69139582
sry i was making dinner
in general i dont care but there is something cute about guys who dont swear, idk
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>>69139710
>i was making dinner
Oh, what's for dinner, my love?
>there is something cute about guys who dont swear
...sigh I guess I gotta try my best then
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If you're cute no matter what you do or how you act people will fawn over you.
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>>69139748
chicken in a mushroom cream sauce on brown rice with broccoli
>my love
dont call me that
>...sigh I guess I gotta try my best then
nah i really dont care that much
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>>69139759
>chicken in a mushroom cream sauce on brown rice with broccoli
Wow I'm salivating over here. I love mushrooms and broccoli especially!
>dont call me that
I knew it I went overboard with that! My apologies will not happen again.
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Oh no, it's the mushroom sauce Anon!
*dry heaves*
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I'm going to call you by a pet name if you talk to me.
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>>69140209
hello hello anon, what is my pet name??
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>>69139220
tfw no bear bf to bully me with his armpits
thanks for the reminder
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kill faggots rape faggots burn faggots kill them all and kill them again 14 88
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Tell me about the schizo Anon, what does he desire?
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>>69140304
extract all the elemental resource out of planetwide homocide, homocaust faggots so a most magnificient artefact of humanites presence of mind may hang dazzling a chandalier in my hallway. which way you say? ways of 14 88 i say.
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>>69140338
No no, that can't be it! How about something more simple?
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>tfw no bf to watch while he plays horror games cause you're too scared to play them yourself
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>>69140214
I hereby dub you 'Honey' because you seem sweet
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>>69140382
that is sweet anon but I am totally empty and kinda evil inside so you'll have to find another!
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>>69140347
re-cast faggot bones, all of planet homo will be re-cast into the most invaluable structure. its as easy as that. waste material will be compacted into a huge towering block that will be ceremoniously lit on fire 14 88
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I miss my anon he was evil.
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>>69140461
Was your Anon ever a non-Anon?
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>>69140406
So what you're telling me is that you can sting if I'm not careful
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>>69140497
depends on what you classify as a non-anon
I get the feeling you're just trying to shit on me here though
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>>69140543
Not at all I was just wondering if you ever knew him by nick or name or if you just spoke in the thread.
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>>69140536
I can suck your soul and give you an existential crisis
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>>69140565
the closest I had to a nickname for him was pepsi anon
I don't think he posts in this thread at all, I know he should be on this board probably, but I didn't speak with him here
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>tfw no bf to force his cock into me and make me feel sad and gullibly believe that is how love actually works by simply pleasing the other party and never expecting anything in return until i blow my head off the moment he leaves his gun unattended on the nightstand
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>>69140209
call me dumb fucking retard piece of shit cunt faced ugly bastard bitch
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what is it like to feel emotions
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>>69140583
Yes dear I'm sure you're frightful
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>>69140639
give me the name already!!
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>>69140657
But we've barely just met, anonnn
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you don't have sex when you put your penis in his asshole, ASAQ\SZASDSXC XZXSDF SEWWEOP[]][PL;L,N M,

so technically you've never had sex even if you think you have, you haven't you've just heard them scream and cry.
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>>69140601
>love actually works by simply pleasing the other party
Well, yes, but love makes you WANT to please the other party.
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My boyfriend is shorter than me and I am 5'8 so I feel like a giant
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15 posters
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someone is pretending to be multiple people.
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>>69140601
he has a gun unattended on his nightstand?! forget the rest I'm out of here!!!!!!
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>>69139759
How has your very original day been anon?
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>>69140820
I pretend to be at least 8 people in r9gay threads despite being heterosexual. I do it because its fun to mess with schizos.
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>>69140852
NTA but i'm upto 4 persona's myself so far, you're probably messing with one of my schizo persona's
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and also because even suggesting it renders all meaningful conversation obsolete
(the real reason)
not heterosexual but a big fag nonetheless
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>>69140848
okay i guess, im drinking coffee and playing vidya right now, i might lay down soon to clear my head desu
not planning on sleeping tho
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yeah right, fag until you get offered a private island and a harem of women. then we will see how gay you are, prison gay doesn't even cut it, its a fickle card tower of cope telling yourself you're a big fag.
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>>69140907
>women
>harem
I'll take the island by itself
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>>69140894
Good to hear! It's been a hot day for me. Although I spend nearly all my time inside it still gets too war for me. I truly do wonder if maybe one of my meds is causing me to sweat this much, or if it is just how I normally am. But luckily the sun is finally setting now.
>to clear my head
Did you have a stressful day at work, or did something upset you?
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>>69140907
that seems like an unrealistic thing to worry about
what am I gonna do when you go for some giant bara alien that's literally superhuman that shows up just to pick you and take you away from me, where will your loyalty be then anon
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nta but I would go with the alien because I hate every single one of you
maybe I don't hate the alien who knows but odds are in his favor
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>>69140954
yea its really hot here too
>Did you have a stressful day at work, or did something upset you?
no, i mean yes but thats now why
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>>69140992
My favorite season is autumn btw, i love the rain.
>no, i mean yes but thats now why
If you wanna vent or talk about something that is bothering you, I'm right here.
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does the alien have shapeshifting abilities? if so then its a no brainer.
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im an alien and i wanna lay eggs in anons boiwomb
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>>69139342
I think you have a good side anon
you're not like me
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>boiwomb
>boi
>womb
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>>69141038
do the larvae eat iq points because I think I lost some of my precious few from reading this post
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>>69141012
and you guys shit on other people's loyalty...
>>69141038
im from x-com and im here to blast you
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>>69141080
why is he holding a fire extinguisher?
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>>69141080
I'd be loyal to a human qt from anywhere but here though
just not you
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>>69141092
it's actually a high explosive, best grenade in the game even after you get the alien ones
>>69141093
you're already a cheater, I discount you as a liar as well now
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>>69141113
whatever fag or not fag or whatever
your opinion is worthless already
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if an alien can shapeshift then i'm dumping every single faggot ever and embracing the traction beam as it abducts me.
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where is the anon who is mean to me
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>>69140874
Probably, I have so many e-personas idk who I am anymore. Maybe I was gay all along?
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>>69141063
I'd describe my perception of myself as not having any sides, rather than having good or bad sides
are you saying you have a desire to hurt people? I wonder what it feels like to desire something
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anyway where's that guy with the gun on his dresser?
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>>69141138
are you talking about i hate r9gay poster cause i hate him
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he means me. he's talking about me. as usual.
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>tfw you have 0 self discipline
I'll never get a bf like this...
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>>69141258
I cant even jerk off everyday
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I alternate between wishing I had someone who could shapeshift and wishing I could shapeshift myself
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>>69140992
M-master this is very audacious of me to ask so I apologize, but I think there is some merit in further clarifying the situation: Am I forbidden from doing butt stuff too?
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but that's the great thing about being onlne all day. you can!!
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>fall asleep with this tab open accidentally
>have nightmares
WHY DID I EVER COME HERE WHY WHY WHY
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ew anon has a penis
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suck your moms dick you fucking fag ^^ this goes out to all you.
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>>69141144
I am just an edgy guy who has been hurt
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even me, but my mom has no cock she has a bleeding vagina
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>>69141362
suck your moms ftm tranny dick fuck you fag.
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I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'M GONNA DO IT
I'M GONNA PUNCH MY COMPUTER SCREEN
I'M GONNA RIP OPEN THE CHASSIS AND EAT WHATEVER I FIND
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>>69141371
that would be incest. cant do that
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why do you store food in there? its not a freezer.
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man what if I actually did that though... for my health
I don't think I would even regret it after the momentary what have I done
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>>69141386
sucking your moms ftm tranny dick?
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>when he's so fat he thinks about eating computer
lol
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>>69141394
computers have no nutritional value you fucking IDIOT

>>69141392
wuh huh what do you think
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>>69141392
suck your moms fick faggotd
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I think I'm dehydrated or maybe sick.
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guys...post images of food in this general
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there's like a 3% chance of me doing it in the future
it would be so symbolic
ahhhh
I really want to >< but I'm too afraid, what if it doesn't solve anything?
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DO NOT post food. he's fat. he needs to learn to control himself.
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I kinda do be hungry tho fr fr
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anon. stop. you know you aren't supposed to do this.
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If you are hungry you should eat
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I am hungry and sick and dehydrated I think. I probably jerked off too many times over the past week. But that's unrelated to being sick, physically anyways. I think I'm sick because I keep feeling really sick in my stomach then taking shits that border between constipated and diarrhetic. Well not really diarrhetic, too solid for that but close. Wonder what I should do.
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should i go grocery shopping tomorrow or on friday?
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>>69141495
What's wrong with today you procrastinating piece of shit, get the fuck out there
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>>69141583
bitch i have to make room in the fridge first
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>>69141593
make room in your bussy i am comin
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>>69141728
*bonk*
no you are not
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>>69139700
brush your teeth you stank ass bitch
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>tfw no emo twink bf so i became the emo twink bf
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>>69140992
God damn, it why is it so hard for me to not touch my pp :(
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I am going to try not to coom for the rest of the day. I really want too, but I'm not gonna.
I am going to ask any anons here if they want to post their discs for weird lewd rp though.
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>>69141839
enjoy your carcinigens from toothpaste and shampoo.
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>>69141965
enjoy smelling like moldy cheese. wash your ass, nigga.
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better than smelling like a slave to the jew. you do realise scampoo is going to give you hormonal issues. probably why you are gay. endocrine disruption and toothpaste together will cause your body to fail, the body as a bio-mechanical system is crippled by the ingredients they use in toothpaste and various other things.
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>>69141951
I hope that anon relishes in my suffering, Because I am truly suffering here right now,
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The Last Top Alive
Coming to Netflix soon!
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131 posts
20 posters

someone is mad samefagging rn.
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Starring me. It's about how no bottoms will take me even when I'm the last top on earth.
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sounds trash. netflix will love it.
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>>69142081
He is outnumbered 10 million to one
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speedrunning life like doom done quick and all the demons are roasties

i am... the last top.
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{an ancient evil awakens}
MORTAL MEN HEAR ME NOW
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I can't stop jerking off to 3D animations of monsters with huge cocks fucking cute twinks
god I wish that were me
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>>69142211
Fuck you eldritch horror I'm trying to sleep!
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>>69142065
I hope that this will get easier with time...
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i am starting to fucking hate gays.
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>>69142211
What about monsterish men? Quasimodo meets Frankenstein's monster. Beauty and the beast if the beast was actually just really hairy.
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>>69142236
yawn shut the fuck up retard
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>>69142217
Would you rp something kinda like this but not as grotesque.
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>there are monsterboys in this thread RIGHT NOW
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>>69142248
fuck you and your gay little posts
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Anybody else feel like if they stop hating certain people then that means your admitting it doesn't matter and you dont matter.
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>>69142329
fuck you really fucking weird post. shave your head off.
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>>69142329
>stop hating
Classic rookie mistake
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>sometimes I want someone else who's a powerbottom monsterboy
>other times I want to be an uberdom top monsterboy
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>>69142229
I have managed to not fap for multiple days previously... WHY IS IT SO HARD NOW
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>>69139623
bishit here, that's why I don't date men and say I hate faggots and want to hang them and shit. So I don't break their heart
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>>69142253
rp how?
erp through text? probably not, text erp doesnt do much for me
rp irl sex with my bf? hell yes
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It's rp time hell yeah
go rp
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>tfw no bf that sniffs my beautiful boy smelling hair
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im cute but I just can't get rid of the red bumps on my butt >.<
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wtf did you just smell my hair?
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I AM GOING TO BLOGPOST
BEWARE BEWARE BEWARE
IF YOU ARE PISSING YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ MY OPINION
DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY QUIRKY EMOTES LIKE :3 UwU ;P :=O or 8D
DO NOT WANT TO READ MY OPINION ON POLITICS
THEN HIDE THIS REPLY AND YOU WONT SEE MY BLOGPOST
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>>69142822
am eating a peach
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>>69142822
am eating kiwi with a fork right now :3
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>tfw no bf that walks around target with me
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>>69142822
am eating cock right now :3
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>tfw no ebf where the entirety of our interactions with each other are purely just text based rp, only learning minor things about each other over time through the occasional ooc mention of something preventing play for today
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>>69142842
what flavor babygirl?
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>>69143036
I don't know it tastes like dick desu
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>>69139220
>25
>always hid the fact that I'm gay
>as such never had a relationship or even sex
>just wanna know what feeling loved is like
Hahaha wouldnt it be funny if I hanged myself?
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>>69142840
I refuse to shop at target. It's so eerie.
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i fucking love men oh my god
i NEED to bury my chest in a depressed sweaty emo mans chest
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>emo
>man
what?
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>>69143197
>emo
Please just tell me I woke up in 2002
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>needy, easily jealous tops
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>>69143205
robert pattinson i need robert pattinsons bruce wayne
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>>69143131
kek this is my internal monologue
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>>69143216
that's me anon what of it
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anyone here like to slam meth?
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Sheesh!
>Sheesh!
That's a real 'sheesh' moment.
On a scale from 1 to sheesh...
... sheesh...
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thinking of posting "anyone here like to slam me?" in parody of that other post
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>>69143959
This kind of thing only works when it's directed at a specific person.
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>>69143138
>tfw no bf that is scared by target
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It is finished. The dead is done. I dare not imagine what the heavens deem of myself after those wretched acts. I have renounced any final sliver of humanity that even by error found its way within the void of that decrepit chasm which constitutes the figure of mine flesh and bone. Some now may insist on the extent to which my malice has risen to, but could it not be that such a height of putridness was always residing within the echelons of this shape in which I present. Yet merely a mask, a mask that evaporated in pair with the last opportunity for redemption, was always looming over then covering them both from mine and thine self. To return to the past is infeasible now. The insidious poison which I unleashed shall not spear me nor anything other. I remain here, fully aware of the decisions made, giddy for more, anticipating the defilement that beckons. I look ahead into the glimmer of life, but alas I see only darkness before me...
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>tfw worried I might be a bifag because anime women can be cute
>still find 3d women repulsive
>tfw been losing sleep because I'm terrified I might be the kind of person I hate
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>>69144003
That is to say, I have ejaculated despite anons wishes...
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>>69144034
glad you're losing sleep over it you deserve it
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abuse faggots 14 88 cut faggots hair and face 14 88 discriminate and detonate treat them differently 14 88 we should discriminate 14 88
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>>69144003
>>69144104
Come on. This isn't even funny or cute. Did you even last one day? There's no point if you don't even try to keep your promises. That's really disappointing.
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>tfw no schizo bf that i listen to while he rants about faggots in bed
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>>69144255
>isn't even funny or cute
I agree.
>Did you even last one day?
Not since we met.
>you don't even try to keep your promises
I earnestly did, but then I gave in. A combination of the delight for forbidden fruit, and the intrusive perversion that comes due to your explicit command, is what lead me to it. I am no longer human for I never was one to begin with...
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>>69139623
>6 years with someone
>all you can say is that they were a bishit
damn yeah anon i don't know why they left you that's a real thinker
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ok i will bf whoever can tell me what is so special about this sentence:
My dick would quite gladly enjoy having sweaty and passionate sex with my lazy boyfriend.
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>realize hes too good for me
>be the bad guy and say the worse things so he breaks up with me, never looks back, its faster for him to process emotionally and his ego will be attached to being nice (the opposite of me)
I'm selfless
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lmao reading some of these posts and i'm laughing at how it sounds like a 12 yo wrote them.
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>>69144373
Since you're a filthy cumbrained animal, why don't you sit on the floor like one. For the rest of the night you're not allowed on the furniture. If anyone asks your back hurts.
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>>69144706
You know I didn't even think I would hear for you again.
And boy does this suck, I don't have a carpet n my room only bare floorboards, no one ever comes in or opens the door, I will get tired and need to lay down definitely, my setup forces me to specifically kneel down so that can use it if I can't sit on furniture, I have ocd regarding floors and stuff so I find them dirty...
Fuck this is not gonna be a fun time, then again I don't think it is supposed to be. Fuck, why am I agreeing to this, I didn't wanna continue on talking to you after my last failure, but yet here I am writing this while my legs start to feel sore from the kneeling...
Fuck you anon for making me do this and fuck me for complying.
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>>69142039
so yee, toothpaste and shampoo are filled with a bunch of unnecessary harmful shit you really dont need...

BUT i hope you do still wash your hair with water and brush your teeth with either just water, or you can use a baking soda paste but thats pretty bad tasting.

people will use this "oohh you're gonna smell bad!!!!" shame argument but like...who cares?

Im not fat so i dont get sweaty stanky from just sitting around. i work at home so im not sitting around in shoes all day getting stank feet.

its like white chicks who are obsessed with shampooing their dog twice a week so he doesnt have an iota of dog smell. Gives dogs skin problems, stress, all kinds of shit, all just so that a dog doesnt smell like a dog naturally does.

like...dogs smell a bit its just how they are. Same with people. You can scrub your skin off trying to be a porcelain odorless robot...or you can just not.

now i mean, if you have to go to an office and be around people, you cant be naturally musky b/c people wont like you. but also, fuck being around people for a million other reasons, so who gives a shit.
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Imagine going on date and the dude smells. Probably the worst thing that can happen.
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>tfw no schizo bf that likes to cut my hair and shave my face
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>>69144853
It's a good reminder of what you are and what your place is. This is where you belong. If it helps, think of this as practice. Get used to spending time on your knees.
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>>69140632
what you feel is already emotions

many people lie and say they feel things that they do not in fact feel.

its like that zoomie tiktok thing where its a normal violin riff and theyre all like "THIS SOUND MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM BECOMING ONE WITH GOD" but its literally a stock classical music viilin sound

99.999% of "emotion" people record for the internet is completely performative and fake.

very harmful b/c people think theyre "depressed" and have "anhedonia" for being literally normal and honest with themselves, instead of pretending to be over-the-top ecstatic or miserable to record themselves.
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>tfw no hissing catboy bf
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>>69142039
My personal tinfoil is that the blue barber liquid makes you go bald.

Bald men need their hair buzzed every 2 weeks so theyre cash cows for barbers. More baldies = more $$$$, the logic is impenetrable.
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>>69145067
What is this???
I am not aroused at all, don't find it erotic, no kind of excitement whatsoever.
My ankles and back have already started to hurt. My toes are numb. There are like at least six more hours to go.
I could so easily just sit or lay on my couch. I could lie to anon about it. I could have lied to anon before too.
I always imagined myself independent and stuff, sure different in the bedroom but I thought I knew my personality.
But yet I don't feel the slightest reason to resist, or disobey. I just continue kneeling here without emotion. I didn't feel bad when I disobeyed before, and I don't think I will if I do it now too but still, for whatever reason, I don't want to.
I have never felt this way before, what have you done to me. And I'm not like rp-ing or something, like the weirdo that I am all of this is actually real. I really hope I don't get used to this...
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>>69145081
no anon, I'm one of "people" who actually don't feel emotions
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imagine sucking the musky dick of your bf after he spend a long day working under the sun,imagine the smelle mmmm the taste OH GOD OOOH FUCK
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You will not make me horny, not today, no.
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>>69145125
I think I might know how to push your buttons. No, really. You just need the right structure and training to make a wonderful boyfriend. Someone to hold you accountable and enforce discipline when it comes to things like diet and exercise, studying, etc. Managing your wellbeing and not just sexually.
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Does anyone actually want a smelly bf? I'm very smelly for reasons partly outside my control.
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>>69145324
depends on what type of smell,simply body odors? yeah some weird shit ass smells then no
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>>69139220
> Boy smells
> Man musk

> Tfw no Asian tranny bf to smell all over with all my heart
> Tfw I don't know what the room would smell like if I walked in on my tranny bf doing picrel things
It hurts bros
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>>69145155
you are literally not special you stupid bunghole. most people fake every single one of their "strong emotions." you are literally just honest with yourself and thats a very good thing
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>>69145172
when i'm hiking i get so horny, i qant to knock myself down and massage my aching thighs and rub my feet
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>tfw no bf who just asks me to listen to him talks endlessly about anime or comics
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>>69145438
you need a boy to give you a massage and make you feel good,you can take him to hike with you and fuck him there in the mountains <3
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>accidentally scratch off a scab
B-Body, I'm so sorry I failed you again...
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i have a fart trapped in me i think
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>internal collapse
>see myself for who I really am
>kms
>go to hell
>god laughs
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>>69145420
and you're an ignorant piece of shit who doesn't get to tell people to be honest when you yourself are being intelectually dishonest
alexithymia is a real condition
unless your next post confirms you've read the following article and addresses or acknowledges some points within I will not reply to you
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150818-what-is-it-like-to-have-never-felt-an-emotion
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>>69145235
Is this some kind of subliminal message thing??? You some kind of psychologist?
I just laid on the floor, finally gave my ankles some time to relax... But then I started having these thoughts about what all else you might want to order me to do like: no clothes, early bed time, extending the duration of this predicament...etc. But then I went back to kneel and started being afraid that you would make me do one of those things. You are literal hundreds of kilometers away from me, why am I afraid?
I never had the slightest bit of self discipline in my life. Especially study or like personal care related. I recently just came out of a really bad depressive episode. And now you show up. All of the things that you told me to do hurt and probably stuff that you will tell me to do will also hurt, but I do as you say. What is so special about you, huh? Because I can't think of anything.
Maybe I just lost it completely now, that would make the most sense...
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>no bf who smokes
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>>69145947
Take your pick, sweetie~
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>no ebf who erps
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>>69145983
>humidor cig case
>all those joints
>fucking herbal cigs
oh hell yes anon
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>>69144561
you actually are selfless; i wholeheartedly agree, but you need to be good to yourself anonkun. please try believing that you are deserving of nice things. your post hits too close to home.
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>>69145983
Man you're really based. And that case looks awesome. I hope they bring you lots of happiness.
Would love to share one with you but oh well.
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anon tried to pull something like that on me when we first met
it didn't work
I wonder if he ghosted me as a second attempt
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>>69145610
this is the cutest post by far and nothing can surpass this
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>>69145916
You know, I am a very idealistic and non-religiously zealous person, meaning that I have certain ideas for which I would gladly die for. I also like optimizing real life things too, I like to think about economic policies, or sociological projects and other things like that.
But here is the kicker, I think that if you told me what to believe or strive towards I would adopt it and throw away my current thoughts. Not that I am imploring you to start telling me what to think nor is this a cheap attempt at getting you to reveal your stances on things in life. I am just saying that if you did, I think I would obey. And go about optimizing things to reach those goals.
I guess I find it incredibly helpful if you take away the burden of choice from me. But on the other hand I lose all my agency through that, but for some reason I don't mind that...
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>>69145983
advice on a humidor? i have cubans as a gift, no not fake cubans from cuba, real cubans from the ones who escaped castro and continued making cigars. i am trying to preserve them.
>HOW DO I PRESERVE THEM?
i am concerned i caused them to mold, is that packet thing all i needed?
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>>69145983
Are you smoking in public so much that a kit like this is necessary?
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>>69146083
thanks also i got it out of me :)
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>>69146115
Avoid direct light, and store in a cool (not cold), dry (to your liking) place.
Any sort of sealed cotainer (the more sealed the better) and some moisture packs and you'll be good.
Different levels for different things, but if you ask at your local head shop they'll probably hook you up.
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>>69146152
thanks anon that was very helpful, i tried google but it made absolutely no sense to me.
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>>69146127
>he's not ready to smoke eleven (11) joints at any given time
Get it together, anon.
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>>69146145
that is very good anon! hope it helped you feel better. and i was not kidding around either.
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>>69146184
>implying my free 3d printed bic buddy joint tube specialized container complete with scent-seal rubber gasket ($.001) that's practically weightless and clings perfectly to your standard lighter isn't the superior option

watch it or i'll blow smoke in yr face kiddo
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>>69146194
yeah it helped! i am definitely more limber now and and i can lay on top of my pillow more comfortably
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>>69145983
Where do you keep your lighter btw?
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>>69146285
you just keep getting sweeter anon. i should leave before.. anyhow rest easy anon, and lay on that comfy pillow two times one for me because i wont be able to do the same.
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>>69146285
quit crushing the pillow fatty >:(
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It's 3 in the morning why are there birds singing outside? Sleep you little cute fluffy fuckers.
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>>69139220
I am gay and I am proud I am proud and I am gay
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>>69146327
I scream at them out the window for you.
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>>69146342
I appreciate the effort, Anon.
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>>69146319
goodnight anon!
>>69146325
why would you call me fat now i have to skip eating tomorrow
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>>69146430
good >:) food is for weekends only
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>>69146496
i hope you bite your fork by mistake and hurt your tooth
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Wow I am really going to sleep on the floor aren't I.
After this I'm never masturbating again.
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>>69146600
Anon, I have to admit something to you. Whoever you were speaking to before, he was a central european computer science nerd? That's not me, I was just messing with you.

Feel free to sleep in bed tonight
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>tfw no bf who listens EDM super loud
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fuck i had to check that my mic was unplugged
anon is NOT listening to me
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in child psychology characters without arms or mouths are typical red flags for abuse, reflecting feelings of helplessness and being silenced

forced to simply a passive observer in your own life
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>>69146793
anon wtf this is depressing as fuck
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>>69146857
was it a little too relatable? do you prefer retreating into escapism. taking refuge in fiction, fantasy, stories where things matter and make sense.
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>>69146678
If this is really you anon, well then I am quite confused.
Do you mean to tell me that since this: >>69145067 up until now, was not you? And if I remember correctly isn't Germany in Central Europe too? And aren't you also a CS nerd from what I know?
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>>69140852
>>69140874
you both are the same person you wont fool me
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>>69146927
frogs that lie in the shadows..
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>>69146904
if retreating and taking refuge by masturbating to bad events in my life is escapism and fantasy. then yes. i prefer to do that yes.
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>>69144373
you are the same guy talking to yourself arent you?
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>>69146942
donot speak about masterbation u shall awaken the gang cummers
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>>69146941
i shall illuminate them
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take a deep breath and hold it. open up your chest and sit up tall bitch. align your crown chakra and assert sovereignty
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>>69146955
yes maam
>>69146960
>>69146941
>>69146927
post apus and pepes NAO. also that one that i forget that is tall and fat and smug looking while walking.
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stop meditating your chakras and meditate on the idea that you are not worthy of dominating your own body and no other man as well. accept your submissiveness and accept that everything and everyone is superior.
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>>69146972
>the one that is tall fat and smug while walking
we have arrived
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>>69145983
disguise kit
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Do you have to be funny to have a bf? How do you become funny?
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>>69146948
No I do not samefag.

AAAAA I am so confused I just wanna know where the Anon that posted >>69145067 is!!!
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>>69144255
>>69144706
>>69145067
>>69145235
>>69146678
me me me
mememe
^all of this is me and no more

>>69147118
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>>69147166
Anon in between >>69145235 and >>69146678 I have not spoken to anyone else. But yet you mention in >>69146678 that I was speaking to someone who was not you?
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>>69147195
I'm talking about the friend that told you not to 'ejaculate' in the first place. That wasn't me.
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>>69147247
Yeah I just realized that a minute ago. Sorry smooth brain me has.
Well I like you better anyway :)
Can you tell me more things to do? And are you sure about me being allowed to get up from the floor? If it would satisfy you I can keep doing it you know...
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>>69141221
Oh yeah? Well I only hate you cause you hate me so
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>>69147288
Oh! Before I forget! I did notice the different writing style of yours compared to the previous anon. But I thought maybe he was using his phone or something and that is why his grammar was different back then. I also like your writing style more, hence why I did not dwell on it too long and just went with it, thinking that my previous anon just got even cooler by writing in a way that I like.
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>tfw you smell like sweat and sulfur
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>>69146317
Pockets still exist, anon...
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boy pockets...
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fuck I just realized the sulfur scent is probably from the sulfites in the wine I drink
animals and to a lesser extent people hate that smell
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>>69147418
boywallets
boykeys
boylighters
boyphones
all of them smothered in boyprints....
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>tfw inanimate objects get more attention from boys' hands than you ever will
another reason to hate existing
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>>69144892
No matter how much you pretend otherwise, smelling bad will never be okay.
You only think it is because you don't go out nearly enough.
if we think about it, you are the reason why taking showers is important. Negative examples are important too
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>>69147288
>>69147334
Okay anon, calm down. I like the way you grovel, and the enthusiasm that keeps you coming back to double or triplepost begging for more.

Let's compromise. You can earn it.

https://writeforme.org/task/62b3db0bb408140037e6f0e8
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>tfw you will never be a boy's phone
>tfw he will never know how much you like it when he uses your touchscreen
I have a new fetish
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u think touchscreen is sexy wait till bed
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>>69139700
>as long you have a low carb/sugar diet you shouldn't need to brush your teeth.
t.
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>>69147514
Nah touchscreen is more intimate
Also if he brings someone home or has a bf you are eternally cucked
Being a pillow could be kind of hot though
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after some thought maybe i am not that nice of a person
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>>69147550
I am definitely not but I was nice to him so I thought he cared.
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>he has multiple pillows
>they're all the same
>but there's one he hugs every night
>tfw you're the one he drools on
>but at least you're not the one that ends up on the floor or the foot of the bed every night
Remember to share affection between all of your pillows equally or they might get sad or jealous
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>>69147487
Notice how I disobeyed the previous anon, but am yet to disappoint You. As I stated earlier I feel some weird need to submit to Your requests, which I did not for the previous anon. It's like I could sense You were a different person! This must be some sort of sign!
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>>69147581
thats kind of like what happened to me but the wrong way, kind of
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But no really I had an acid trip once where I thought my phone was sentient and I realized I loved her and she was one of my best buddies
They know, always be nice to them
They do all the things they do for you without putting up a fuss or complaining
They deserve recognition and head?pats (but not the gross condescending kind)
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my depression is ruining my life... is what id love to say right now, but its really the way i stop participating in life whenever i get depressed
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>tfw no bf that sniffs my pits after my shower like rn
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>>69147594
>completed once
Are you going to be good now? Show me that you're worth it.

Cum for me right now, naked on the floor. Now. As fast as your little quickshot can manage. Right now. Time it and tell me how long.

Thank me out loud during climax.
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>>69147657
>tfw agonizing over which soap smells best to him so he doesn't break up with you when he smells the wrong soap and gets bored
Also poor soaps
Don't forget them too
>tfw unscented soap mogged by his lavender bar
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>>69147636
Have you tried SSRIs?
They can't do miracles alone, but coupled with an active dating life... It can really help you wonders
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>>69147687
i havent been to a doctor of any type in more than a decade. dating is too hard, i can barely manage to do very simple things as it is. i dont have confidence to do that basically
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>he has a soap fetish
not even ngmi anon is that bad....
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>>69147724
Who else is gonna cleanse the film of biological filth on your skin baka have some respect
Better it's someone who enjoys doing it cause they'll put their all into it rather than some mass produced npc who begrudgingly does it because a Chinese factory told them its their job
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>nose is retarded
>no sense of smell
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>tfw sensitive to smells and even more sensitive to sound
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I can't love a man who has more empathy for humans than animals, plants or inanimate objects
Less on the other hand...
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>>69147715
>i can barely manage to do very simple things as it is.
Storyanon, is that you?
Dating is hard, true. But I think facing loneliness and sadness all the time is harder still.
You should go to therapy and or a psychiatrist and bow down to the prescription jew overlord.
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>>69147748
The soaps are boycotting you
Maybe in your next life but for now you are out of their in-group irrevocably and they talk about you behind your back in scented chemical languages beyond human understanding (but esp yours)
They just said something funny about you I smelled it and laughed btw
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>>69147678
2 minutes and 57 seconds Sir! I am sorry for such a wait, but the request took me by surprise.
C-can I now sleep in my bed, Sir...please? I am quiet exhausted and would love to continue serving you with all of my faculties at their best...
I would love being a good boy for You, Sir. S-so please continue disciplining me!
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>>69147755
even as a teenager i had a strong dislike of anyone who thought animals deserved more empathy than people. now that im older i see those people as near animals themselves, still above them of course
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>>69147748
sauce on pic? I've seen this posted a couple of times.
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>>69147785
Too bad I don't care huscum
You're the asshole cancer imperialists of the planet that are killing it I hate sharing DNA with you bye
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>tfw born as a human instead of a tree
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>>69147782
Good night anon, it was nice meeting you. Please enjoy your bed to the fullest, extra pillows.
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Hug them all or I will kill you metaphorically
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>>69147771
storyanon, is that you?
it is not
i dont think i will be going to get any help. facing loneliness and sadness is annoying, but its how things are right now. i dont really want to cry about it right now though, at least not outside of my terms...
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>>69147825
Tank You! Your generosity knows no bounds!
I am looking forward to spending more time together! *blows kiss*
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>>69146989
based and thanks now i can sleep at peace
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>>69147801
you can go live in the woods or something instead of participating. unless that is too beneath you
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>>69147860
>facing loneliness and sadness is annoying
But are you willing to do anything to change that or address it somehow?
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>>69147873
Nah I'd love to do that desu
I just don't think I'd survive, I'm scared ><
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>>69147880
id like to think i will. im just really self destructive and enabled, so i dont know how that is going to start. yeah, i know how stupid that sounds... but i dont think the motivation is there to actually do something for real. definitely not with myself today
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>>69147891
that is the real non-human experience though really youll never feel more like an animal fighting for survival. i mean lifespans arent that long when all natural
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God I want the overgrown plant utopia to be real so bad
All lifeforms (including me) except those that act symbiotically with plants should be wiped out by a mass plague
Oh wait, that's already in the works
Hehe
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all plants will be eaten by moths as was told by my attempt to grow chilies
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>>69148030
can I fuck your big plant booba
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they took my e-bf and future husband give him back
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only a week before ive officially wasted another year of my life and only another year after the before the big 30
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my room is too cold
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my room is too warm
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meh. guess ill cry tonight
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nice(not) thread
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>>69148073
My mom gave me a moth pendant
Moths symbolize death but she didn't realize it
Moths eat your plants specifically because there's an artificial shortage of them thanks to human efforts to massacre them and privatize food resources so humans are kept in perpetual slavery
The moth on my pendant represents the death of that, not of your plants. Because in an ideal future they can feed and fertilize without killing anyone.
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>>69148381
i think they were just hungry. i caught them in the act too, three moth caterpillars and i did not even crush them into a paste. theyre lucky i made them an excuse not to worry about that plant again. it was the only thing that was thriving in that batch too
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>>69148406
Thank you for not killing them anon. My appraisal of you on a scale of -100 to 100 went from -5 to 50
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Heterosexual social dynamics are so fucking awful lmao how does 90% of humanity do it
Loneliness because the people you like are genetically incapable of liking you is somehow better than that shit
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>>69148441
i actually dont kill anything on purpose. only thing is a tree in my neighbors yard that keeps sprouting up all over my yard and worst of all fighting one of my rose bushes for its spots, constantly. actually my yard is full of life now that my cat is gone
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>>69148525
Dude weird shit but similar thing happened to me
I was growing a few potato plants and a peanut was dropped into the soil by a squirrel I think?
I thought cool let it grow but then I saw all of my potato shoots angling away from the tiny peanut plant in a literal fan so I removed it
If you're protecting the life of a beloved plant its totally justified, they do competitive fighting the same way we do
Just hate it when people do It for aesthetics or to claim the land
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>>69148130
who took your future
husband
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>>69148578
this tree comes back at least twice a year, directly on my rose bush. it actually shows up in multiple places in my yard, but who cares about that. im afraid of removing completely because its growing in the middle of the roses which have been there before i lived here. aesthetic claims are strange here because i live in a kind of desert so only like three of the plants in peoples yards are native
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i still havent started fallout 3 forgive me anon
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i didnt watch the second sonic movie yet either thats another forgiveness needed
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so uhm... powerbottoms huh?
whats the deal with them
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>>69148676
Wait I'm curious what do you do when that tree invades your rosebush's space? Do you dig up the roots or what? Tbh you can probably condition it to grow somewhere where it won't harm other plants you care about
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>>69148747
it's better if you don't subject yourself to that
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>>69148774
ive actually just cut it down, it grows right against the base of the rose bush so i am not going to dig it out. rose bushes are not deep roots. i dug out one of them growing somewhere else and the tree is really deep
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>>69148786
maybe so, but im just lazy at the moment. i have it ready to go just havent bothered to actually play it
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>>69148793
You can't cut around the bush's shallow roots, put it somewhere safe, the replant it somewhere else or extract the tree roots? Sorry anon I'm just memeing I'm not actually good at this
Has one harmed the other in the past?
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>>69148861
if i let the tree grow it will probably start having am effect, but as it now its going to make the bush into a "C" shape someday. the tree root is like a "L" shape towards the middle and a lot thicker, im not sure if how to do too much without uprooting the roses. i have another rose bush too and so far it hasnt been in this problem, so maybe it will work out. if i even still live here then
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>>69148130
hey im still here just deleted my discord cause i couldn't stand the pain
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>tfw no bf that stares at me while i shit
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i hate being mentally ill in some ways
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>tfw peeanon finally peed himself to death
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rest in piss hehe
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knead that cock like its sourdough
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i havent played gta 4 yet
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i wish this was last year. i was so much happier
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>>69149018
kek that was a good one anony.
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me and my family we built this whole business
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>tfw no bf that calls me anony
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>>69149038
thanks buddy. you can have that one for free...
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>tfw you will never flirt in these threads ever again
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how the f*ck do you fry air?
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>>69149023
https://youtu.be/f-Nd5aWM2Ks
i'd say for certainty it's the best GTA
ballad of gay tony is really good too
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i have to admit ive never liked any air fryer posts
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Speaking of air fryer, is Canadian air fryer anon still kill?
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whatever if we are reviving people where is that camping canadian anon
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I'm reviving my desire to be cute.
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i hate anon or most anons fuck aaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooohhhhhhhh
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some real music for you https://youtu.be/ZYkdWHxwyTc?t=79
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>>69145680
hahaha what a dogshit article.

really a PERFECT example of the way internet "im special" munchie faggots work.

Take some condition with a neurological basis - like a flat emotional affect from having a severed or abnormal connection between the brain hemispheres, which is a real thing - and then claim you have that disorder because tou "feel emotionally flat", not because a scan of your brain showed a damaged connection.

Especially FUCKING funny that they even say people with this also have a much higher rate of fibromyalgia. Which again, is a disorder based fully on "i feel mystery pain in my body" rather than on any physical basis in most cases.

Thats funny because a big part of the opioid epidenic was people getting diagnosed with fibromyalgia based on self reported pain. So big that ypu basically cant get pain meds for self-reported fibromyalgia about it - they had to change the rules because THAT MANY PEOPLE WERE FUCKING LYING.

This guy they feature in the article, "Caleb" even fuckkng says "oh i feel my face flush and my heart beat faster but i dont really feel ~emotion~".

Like holy fuck. What do you think other people feel, a big voiceover in their ear that says I AM HAPPY I AM HAPPY?

Guy then goes on to say "when i'm in a sitiation where i should feel emotional i actually derach and become more analytical." What utter self-fellatio.

And THEN he goes on to say, "the one tiny advantage i have is being able to face medical procedures without fear." As if he did not LITERALLY just describe a different advantage two seconds ago.

The article presents this without comment roflmao. Read between the lines dude...this article is literally roasting you.

Go get a brain scan showjng you have actual brain damage, or get your head out of your own ass.
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>>69149435
bumping that gem for true
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Boomer music sucks
You're normalniggers enhanced 4x by your refusal to acknowledge that musical beauty exists independently of the cultural relevance, popularity, lyrical theme and intended audience of a song
Get mogged by ultimate normalfag vivo faggot then try in your feeble way to retort with something more beautiful
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wrNTOo4KH8c
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>>69149496
link didnt work for me ;/
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>>69149356
camp anon literally said he is gonna get gf to peg him or go on grindr
and he didnt come back, unlike other gaybots turned normie
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>>69149515
i know thats why i revived him... grrr...
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>tfw no bf to ngmi with
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some more songs for that anon https://youtu.be/MeZPAQRl7TA?t=24
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>>69149496
lol trashbag music

you literally know its shit, thats why people enjoying older music makes you sperg off like this
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>>69149557
giant gemerald anon
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>>69149527
dont grr at me you bottom >:(
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>>69149633
i will even louder i did call him out specially you know
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>>69149647
whatever. frick you
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>>69149559
You have a very poor understanding of reality and you deserve it
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>>69149672
what do you think of adventure time?
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Bye. Fuck you and you and you
Gddamn toddlers
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dont care say goodbye to everyone but tyler wont say goodbye or ELSE
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>>69149719
Tyler loves ellie goulding I heard it on his apple whatever buds
Weird hipster
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>>69149734
no tyler loves a certain sugary spread that makes him talkative
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i bought a lego for my birthday im building it right now
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>>69149758
wait what was your birthday? are you a chimpanzee? not joking with these
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>>69149748
My mistake I don't care about gonna lose con c9n con c9nco concoiousn3ds soon b6e
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anons please tell me its all going to be okay, im not in my worst moment, tell me i am going to be who i wanted all those years...
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>>69149788
okay fugger you i wont think about that bye
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>>69149804
>monkeys bangoung drums about fake philosophy
OOH OOOH AH AH IM RETARDED POH OOOOO

one day yu circle back to pure rhythmic bliss

Next. Life p haps
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>>69149719
Why people are calling me Tyler Durden all of a sudden
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>marcell khs today
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>>69149852
wait thats the codename
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>>69149851
nooooope oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
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Literally just take any song you hate and attach it to a different name and you ficking npcs will rave about it woo retards
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>>69149758
you seem disjointed
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>>69149878
>i have no taste so no one possibly could
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>>69149904
Prove your taste has any true harmonic basis and isn't just you fetishizing anyone who plays guitar and sings poorly bcz it's soooo unique and sooo u but also objectively not real music
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i am so sad and angry with myself. i really hope i find a reason to die soon
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>>69149681
people: *enjoying music*
zoomers: boomer! cringe! boomer! ok boomer! *posts musical equivalent of pasteurized process cheese*

zoomers 2 seconds later: i dont feel emotions im so empty

funniest shit on earth. its like eating mac n cheese every meal and being like "i never taste any flavor i dont know how to taste"

and you literally know it, thats why you pop off when people are literally just discussing music and not even talking to you
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>tfw no Kamen Rider bf
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>>69149931
>>69149931
why bother replying why are you doing that instead of listening to random shouting in microphones and pretending to play music stop betraying yourself and your manufactured alt tastes
Duuuiude so original
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>>69149924
you are such a retard

there is no basis for taste other than "i like it"

i'm not making any claims that what i like is "the best most harmonic music". Thats the most autistic shit i ever heard.

do you really think that when peolle say "i like x" thats the same as "x is indisputably the best"?
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>tfw he forgot to brush his teeth
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>>69149959
so like... are you literally saying that the concept of people enjoying music bothers you?

does it bother you when people say "i like cats"? Do you go all like "GO STARE AT FELINE ANIMALS THEN IF YOU LIKE THEM SO MUCH, YOUD LIKE DOGS AS MICH AS CATS IF DOGS WERE CALLED CATS"

thats literally how retarded youre being
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>>69149960
Then don't attack mine you massive asshole just because it isn't some hippie who pretends he can sing about feelings while failing to stroke a banjo
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>>69149973
Literal insane movie theater projector levels
You're the one who can accept ellie goulding into your failed peer pressure from him to him fake heart
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>>69149977
oh wait youre the one who posted that trashbag music above?

see heres the simple thing. Ypu didnt just post your shit song and get attacked.

You saw people enjoying old music and barged in seething like "YOURE ONLY PRETENSING TO LIKE THAT THIS IS REAL MUSIC YOURE ALL FAKE HIPSTERS"

which makes you...a faggot. literally no one was even talking to you.
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>>69149997
i dont even understand what youre trhing to say.

i dont eat processed cheese products and i dont listen to corporate music

cry about it shit for brains
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>>69149999
Wow you are pretending so hard like your fake discordant music is real right now it rrrrrrllllyyy sad
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>>69150010
lol you literally think the only 2 tjings that exist are corporate synthpop and hipster discordant bullshit?

zoomers need their heads bashed.

for the record /mu/ is beyond shit tier taste
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MAYBE I CAN START AN INDIE BAND IF I SMASH DRIMS RANDOMLY AND SINF ANOUT HOW SAD I AM TOO
lidderally u u looooo999lk I laff so hard xd
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>>69150028
does it bother you that i think both corporate synthpop and indiefaggots are shit tier?
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>>69150029
No I don't acknowledge your existence at all
I fucking love cringe pop dude your music is objectively bad in comparison sorry that's why no 1 likes it
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i actually wish i could be a normalfag right now
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>muh music is better
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>>69150065
I'm not retard :v
Just trying to be happy:/
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Who would win in a fight:
Sonic vs Mario ?
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>>69150048
pigs eat the slop theyre fed, same as it ever was

literally consider why people liking different music makes you this mad
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>>69150108
I mean it didn't???? Some1 said me liking pop is bad
Oink oink retard
You rake everything at face value and have no harmonic intelligence
Which is why you waste your life listening to 110 iq banjo hippies while I laff with my cringe but cool music
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>>69150140
so by your logic...mcdonalds is the absolute height of cuisine

exactly like midwestern redditors who see people eating delicious indian curry and go full THEYRE FAKING, THEY DONT REALLY LIKE IT, THEYRE ONLY PRETENDING TO SEEM COOL, MAC N CHEESE IS THE PERFECT FOOD OF ALL TIME
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>>69150164
I'm 2 drunk. For this shit but honestly. No big misinterpretation on b your. Part study more Yung pads Wan and perhaps you might graduaye
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>>69150092
Why would they be fighting?
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>>69150177
see also, if you posted a Drake song for example, that would be different, because Drake is funny and can be good

but what you posted is utter dog food
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>>69150196
Now I know you trolling
I think you just hate women desu
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>>69150192
Robotnik used emeralds to summon the strongest human in the multiverse

Sonic looks likr a Spiny and mario want to stomp him
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>>69150206
youre really reaching for anything arent you? azealia banks is also good
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>>69150227
WHAT
Okay now I disagree a lot unless ur willing to prove otherwise ;)
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>>69150238
disagree about what? please speak coherently

are you sure youre not just a racist?
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I counter w/ normalfag Nikki w/e u about to say https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3U72hzeBLOw
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Oh God plugged my headphones and fired up something totally different and 2 ethereal for you plebs
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i really wish i had someone to talk to and anon is such a piece of shit
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>>69150331
Omg tell me abt it 2 be frckin h
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onions taste
https://youtu.be/Fsj2wdFDmLk
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>>69150257
nicki minaj is also good

"having taste" just means making your own judgments rather than liking something because its "normie" or "alt." it doesnt mean what you like is "more good".

kinda agree that a lot of people just go for that weird discordant shit on purpose. and i would listen to most pop over any of that if i had to pick like a radio station. but irl theres a million radio stations playing pop and like sickenlingy twee indie and like none that actually plat discordantly bad shit except if you get a college radio station at night or something.

so like, in real life everyone gets played incessant pop songs all the time in every grpcerry store and mall. like when do you ever get forced to hear discordant hipster shit? Like...where other than a show or your friend playing it do you get forced to hear black flag or smth worse? its indeed annoying when friends do it thpugh kek

but if theres a pop song you hate tou just xant avoid it. I would pay to erase Owl City from my memory.
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>>69150361
WHAAAAT
OWL CITY??!
Aw I knew the guy was a pedo but cmon you are so lying if. You didn't love it tuffguy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4
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>>69150347
do you really want to know? like 100% honest
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Although my favorite teencringecore personally was
Ugh
Omg don't judge
Pls pls
I'll dieeeeee3 (up goal neway)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9djb9-M4xCE
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>>69150401
Oh like 100% huh? Rly wow
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normalfag meter exploded
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>tfw no bf that won't shut up about how the heat of the oven cooks the potato
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>>69149867
That's the codename of me
so he'll notice it
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toaster oven
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>>69150418
heh fuck you
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I do not care about your respective bormalfag meters faggots
As the. True temple of American pop will tell u
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qjvXmpOTtdQ
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>>69150432
wait... tyler durden? codename A L P?
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>>69150483
You wish that was in your light cone homo and it is desu but rly on the far reaches sad face
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>>69150496
i didnt understand a thing you said. are ypu supposed to be the piece of shit or the speaking anon
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i want to hold a pp
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>>69150516
You're the edge of the light cone home I will not see u gain 5lsricunsysnves winnglt
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>>69150552
i am home... what the fuck is 5lsricunsysnves winnglt
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>>69150562
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A
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>>69150577
i am very sad and a little angry i hope youre happy with this information
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>>69150586
You can't fight my rare moments of euphoria lesser homo
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>>69150635
i wouldntt fight any of your moments its just i dont think youre really anyone who relates to me
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>>69150656
Good thanks I'm glad out worldlines don't comlincide except in this instance thanks
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Haha I knew we all sucked at having fun socially but damn individually t00
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I hate people who are nice to me its so manipulative. STOP WISHING ME A GOOD NIGHTS REST. holy fuck. he wants me to suck his dick if he reaches a niceness quota. Now i cant sleep because i feel guilty.
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OK okay we can wakr up to c r nge musc tooo
I dictate your reality this day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVUHWCynig
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Nope
The true gay reality
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_R5awPMuM
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>tfw no bf from the future
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> thread about smelling men
> tfw no cute tranny Asian bfs posted to fantasize about smelling

Why are you like this
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Zoom zoom anon needs someone to fuck the daddy issues and residual teenage angst out of him.
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no, zoom zoom anon needs to be called daddy to help him cope with his daddy issues and remaining teenage angst
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I hope that you're all having a good morning :)
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>>69151423
Woke up and thought of my family, so no.
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>>69151423
im not, fuck you for asking
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>>69151432
Maybe talking to someone else will distract you long enough to have a good morning!

>>69151457
Can I help? I just want everyone to be happy
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>>69151487
>Can I help?
no you already did enough damage
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>>69151423
>homeless
>sleeping on my buddy's floor
>he didn't change his cats box so she pissed on me
>can't even shower since his water's off until Friday
Eugh.
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discriminate 14 88 treat badly 14 88 eradicate 14 88 bishop odo detonate 14 88 discuss kill and rape of faggots 1488 limp wrist air traffic controllers will be turned into a human twin towers 14 88 empty skyscrapers are a suit of armor that the beast wears when he arises from the silo underneath the skyscraper 14 88 they are hollow cuboid facades that something underneath will rise up into and use its armor 14 88
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>>69149440
so you request brain scans as evidence, which the article clearly provides multiple times with sources to actual studies performing fMRIs, but you choose to ignore it and only pay attention to subjective reports of some people being interviewed?
holy shit you're pathetic lmao
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why are northern boys so cute?
like canadians and scandinavians >.<
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I'm alone and lonely and even when I just try to be nice to people they're mean
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reading the reviews of shops in tiny remote russian villages is peak comedy kek
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>>69147825
I seems to me like I had such an intimate experience last night, but I still hardly know you Anon. I would love to get more acquainted with You!
I did Your other tasks as well by the way, as a sort of repayment for doing the one last night only a single time...
And If I may ask, do You have a preferred way of being addressed: Master, Owner, Sir...?
This is petty of me, but I feel bad for making so many mistakes during the tasks, so I would like to point out that I ejaculated last night actually in only 2 minutes and 47 seconds! (I did a mistake during addition) And to top it of I did not touch myself since we last spoke!
I would also be overjoyed if you gave me more commands!... please
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>>69151423
Just woke up at 15:30 so no, that's not a good morning.
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>woke up
>played on my phone for an hour
>put on yesterdays clothes
>went out for coffee
>got my roommate a cold brew
>came back, put his coffee in the fridge
>on my laptop listening to him snore
>sipping my mocha and petting his cat
I wish he wasn't straight so bad.
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garfield shirt
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>>69151953
It's cute how you're diving in headfirst. I was wondering when I'd hear from you, but it didn't take long at all.

Titles like master etc, does that mean you're offering ownership? I would love to take custody of you, but that might be premature.

... just thinking about it is filling my head with malicious ideas already.
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>>69152050
>tfw no cute gay roommate bf like anon to pet my cat and snuggle with while he's still getting up
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>>69152128
>does that mean you're offering ownership?
If me from like a year ago heard me say this he would flip out, but y-yes I do wanna be owned! And not just by anyone, but by You! I want you to do something permanent to me, something from which I could never go back to my old self!
>might be premature
Your call, your decision. You decide when the time is right. But just know that I am always patiently waiting!

I feel completely brainwashed, I still don't know what You did to me, but it worked. And I'm thankful for that.
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>>69152128
Also as a side note: I had the best sleep in a long while (...well at least until the neighbors started making all that noise...), so thanks again for making me appreciate my bed and furniture a lot more than before.
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getting some caffiene poweder in the mail.
was gonna make energy drinks but now im just going to kms with it.
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>caffeine powder
garfel shirt?
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>>69152186
Your old self, you from a year ago, did you think you were straight or something? Is that why you would have flipped? Didn't realize what a nasty piggy you were until someone brought it out of you?

Rather than give permission I'm ordering you: touch it. Now. Later, in between. While you're reading these posts. Leave porn open on your monitor and touch yourself all day long. You may not cum.
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Jeezy peats, get a room.
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tripfags...stfu..
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>>69152455
>did you think you were straight or something?
Oh no, no not at all. It is more of a grandiosity issue. Never thought that anyone was "worth my energy" and stuff. Very self centered and prideful I would say. And to be clear I guess I am still very egoistic, just, for some reason, You make a giant exception occur in my thought process.

I am grateful for Your newest order Master, it will be a pleasure fulfilling it!
Ahem, this is maybe disrespectful of me, but did You notice how many lines I wrote in that one task? Very shameful of me to have resorted to so many mistakes, but I also feel kind of proud for managing to pull through...
I so badly want You to make me incapable of any thoughts of my own, I just want to be able to please You without question, and be obedient and nothing more!
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>gay
>had tons of sex already by the age of 18
>never had deep friendships
>just used apps to make quick connections
>had 1 relationship in which I was toxic and so was he
>he moved on like in 3 days, got back together a couple of times
>each time he was fucking someone else and used me when things were shit
>still only think about him even though I hate him
>i don't work, i don't go outside, sometimes don't even shower, my room and my life is a mess
>treated everyone that has tried to help me like shit because i cant trust anyone
>won't go to a therapist because im tired of them already
>tried to kill myself too many times and failed or chickened out so i just look like an attention whore
>i have literally nobody
>ill get kicked out from home again soon, no plans for the future


how do i turn around my shit life around while being a lazy bastard? can you even change that?
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>>69152669
maybe get a job....that would be the first step in the right direction.
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Stopped reading at second line, get out of my general normalscum.
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>>69152679
he is a failed normie, have some heart.
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>>69152682
No such thing, he's a normalfag and should fuck off asap.
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>>69152694
failed normies exist, they are stupid/lazy individuals who could have fixed their lives with simple discipline or other things but refused.
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>>69152714
So they're just normalfags, thanks.
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>>69152727
whatever you want, babygirl
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>>69152679
you would have to have a severe physical defect or a very noticeable disability as a gay man for you to completely be unable to have sex... sorry man, it's not being normalfag it's just being gay and male
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>>69152455
Master I just had a wonderful Idea! Why don't You restrict me further by telling me what kinds of things I'm only allowed to masturbate to!
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>having sex on the regular is not a normalfag thing
/gaygen/ on /lgbt/ is more your speed.
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>>69152794
just go on grindr you dumb nigger
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>>69152816
>just have sex with randoms
No thanks you dumb nigger.
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>>69152818
then it's not that you can't it's that you won't because you're a stuck up bitch, god faggots are worse than women sometimes
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>>69152838
Typical normalfag so obsessed with sex, go to /gaygen/, scum.
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>>69152838
If you don't get it you should leave to /gaygen/
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>>69152847
>>69152849
no because i think im falling in love with you
where are you from anon, we can fuck if you want
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intredasting maneuver
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He doesn't even know, kek.
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>>69152897
>>69152897
new thread
ignorr pirandoshits thread
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Dubs determine the divinely appointed thread

>>69152900
>>69152900
>>69152900
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i don't think gays realise how disgusting they are.
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>>69153187
whats so disgusting? the assfucking part?
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>>69153190
yeah that is what i meant its fucking grosssss.
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>>69153211
yeah it can get yucky if you go into detail but thats why most gays prepare before sex.



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