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Kate Bush edition
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>>69152666
Wouldn't mind running up her hill
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https://youtu.be/-1tXJW9CMZ0
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Sir! You cannot do film here!
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>>69152661
>Any chance of destroying trannies as a political force this decade lads? Or are they here to stay?

...yh, destroy their arseholes
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THIS THREAD IS BEING AUDITED. IT'S A PUBLICLY ASSEASBLE URL
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Latest beachbenchesandpubgardens news? beachbenchesandpubgardensbros
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>Work for university
>We hire a new member for the admin team earlier this week
>This person is trans
>Google their name
>MULTIPLE news stories about how they try to enter the "wrong" toilet for local businesses then attempt to sue/call out these companies
>At least 3 according to news stories
>They have a blog
>Some kind of aggressive, trans anarchist

Can't wait to work alongside this person. Did the university do no background checks?
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>>69152666
Oh god I want to fuck her tits
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Chaotic good: tig
Chaotic neutral: BN
Chaotic evil: poleaboo, SIC
Neutral good: oseph
True neutral: Cameron
Neutral evil: Shoutanon
Lawful good: Ebin, Finland
Lawful neutral:
Lawful evil: Billy
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Put the camera down! I don't want to be videoed on camera!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCysyn65RE0
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>>69152666
>woman picrel
>666
Yeah
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getting bored of this auditing gimmick now desu lads
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>>69152692
NICE ONE BIGOT. FIRED.
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>facial hair is way too long
hate it. it becomes very uncomfortable. dunno how people cope with massive beards. i'd go to the turkish barber but i can't fucking walk.
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>>69152707
Don't worry lad
It will soon pass just like the chip lad and David Hampson gimmick
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>>69152707
its a classic shippy
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>>69152707
MB will move on to something else soon
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Swannington sitting in his bedsit pumping out dire gimmicks all day. Howling at his grim life.
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>went to UK once
>shit food
>never went back
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>>69152666
Do you think she has a bush
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Catberg has been auditing birbs in the garden
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Chaotic good: tig
Chaotic neutral: BN
Chaotic evil: poleaboo, SIC
Neutral good: oseph
True neutral: Cameron, Smirnoffbro
Neutral evil: Shoutanon
Lawful good: Ebin, Finland
Lawful neutral:
Lawful evil: Billy
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Why can't smirnoffbro afford aircon though
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>>69152701
Auditors HATE it when the cameras are turned on them.

There was this one auditing video where the auditor loses and starts screaming at some women to stop filming on the middle of the road. Saying he would be taking her to court. Anyone know which one it is?
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>>69152751

>Why can't smirnoffbro afford aircon though

It's hardly worth it for a few weeks of hot weather a year
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>>69152750
Finlad, not Finland
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>>69152759
u welcome 2 correct it u fat cunt
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My new auditing channel will go live next week
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>>69152700
I hope I'm good
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>>69152751
i just can't be bothered to orchestrate the purchase. all i want to do is lay here, drink and watch fishing videos. besides, it's bound be cold soon. i had aircon in my last place though. it's frankly a bit over-rated.
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My apu has been watching wauditing videos all day.

He's got the bug now I reckon.

He will be asking for wauditing equipment next
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Aiming for 10,000 calories today de lods. Garn wolf down 3 Big Macs in about an hour.
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>>69152781
>wauditing equipment
All you really need is a phone
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>>69152790
He wants a drone too (he isn't getting one)
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auditing my cock
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>>69152707
it'll come back to SSM soon don't worry lad
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Been spending a lot of today laying down lads, lucky I've got this sofabed in my home office and I can hear the bleeps when I get a teams message or email. Wish I could just go back to sleep but I've got to pretend to be active for another hour and 19 minutes. Just can't be fucked with it at all currently, and it's the GFs birthday this weekend so I need to build up some enthusiasm for that.
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>>69152795
Why won't you buy your apu a drone? It's a vital tool for auditing.
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>>69152815
I had a look on Amazon and the one he wants is 550 quid. Not spending that. I might buy him a long selfie stick for aerial shots
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Reminder photography is NOT a crime.
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You can't come on this site taking pictures!
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Hard to comprehend lads but this is what america really believes
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My passions are ford motor vechiles, metalwork and auditing
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>>69152860
He's back with his made up word lads, acting like it exists again despite all evidence to the contrary. What's he like?
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*turns sideways and blocks your path*
>this is public land!
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>>69152877
The word exists and I am frankly surprised that anyone doesn't know it. Presumably you are American or young enough to be entirely americanised by the internet. The chances of you having watched the Thin Blue Line are vanishingly small.
Your friend,
Sausage dog
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AUUDITTORS are doing a public service.
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Ah, David Hampson, now there was a gimmick for the ages. What we in the gimmick business call a "perennial".
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Any custard tart man about
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Me?
Watching the Orville and its actually good
What a womfy show
Why did no one tell me to watch it FFS
Anyway
Will be drinking tomorrow night
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Hearing rumours about myself is always fun like damn boy, what happened next?!
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>>69152892
We've been through this before lad, just because you think it's real doesn't make it so. Time for your meds.
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>>69152943
>replying to sausage dog
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Any Tig updates?
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Incident involving a young lad and a caravan
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The MALLY gimmick? Pretty poor stuff that.
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>>69152965
he's been quiet after a young girl went missing in his area
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>>69152932
Got two right here luv
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>>69152967
a child, not a young man
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when you see how these auditors look you can see how they turn to auditing for a bit of attention and to get back at the system that they blame for their problems. maybe, at the end of it all, what they're really auditing is themselves?
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REE why didn't DJ Audits upload today? He always posts at 4PM daily! Not good enough to be honest with you!
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Who the fuck is this TIG?
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i wonder what the next big gimmick is going to be?
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>>69152997
MB's uncle
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>>69153000
sex with females
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Currently reading Blood and Guts in High School
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Is the Bellyman real?
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>>69153001
Tig should be in prison for the crimes against MB and Mr Cuddles desu
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>>69153020
no but the Footman is
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hey if anyone here wants to know the best sex position its the one where you both lie horizontally next to eachother and cuddle.
its best because it lets you suck her tit or if your flexible enough her belly button as you put pp in pussy.
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Nubs is the best
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>>69153027
i tried this but my dick isnt long enough
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Lot of mallies in this thread trying to go undetected
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>>69152994
This is my favourite DJ video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNJW-7ZQIAA
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>>69153027
tried this but my gf is imaginary
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best position is back to back or if you've got the skill the Walls of Jericho
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>>69152883
The absolute state of auditors.
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>>69153043
>I don't give a FOOK
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We all just want a Camii gf in life
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>>69152883
one too many trekkie brekkies
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>>69153066
No. I want a Nubs in my life
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>>69153066
I watch this lad on Twitch all the time kek. He's sound af
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>>69153066
Have you heard her voice? Boner was kill desu
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Any tranner#6 updates?
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>>69153066
My claim to fame is Camii once said my name on a stream
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>>69153090
he killed himself
it sad
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I'm a pixi man
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>>69153096
nooo it not right
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>>69153100
>tattoos
DROPPED DESU
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I'm going to be taking the drone over your building
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come back townposter lad
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https://youtu.be/-NpG833r0Gs?t=578
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Would you disown your son if he turned out to be a troon?
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>>69153151
estate agent tyrants.
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>>69153157
Trans are superior so why on earth would I disown?
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>>69153151
The look on that tyrants face. You can tell he'd be right at home in Nazi Germany.
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there are monsters under trannie sons bed you have to protect tem at all cost
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One of those nights, cling film lubed up and Level 42 on the bluetooth speakers
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sic's chink gf be like
>blitfeer
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>>69153204
ah, the usual sir?
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>>69153136
>come back townposter lad
he made a thread yesterday and it died with just 5 posts
it sad
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Does SSM still have his iPhone 13 Pro, Alcatel 1, GoPro Hero10 and Smirnoffbro watch?

Need a gadget update
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just spilled beer absolutely everywhere, on me clothes and on me bed it's bloody appalling
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>>69153225
Pissed all over myself reading this lad
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>>69153237
Alri boxroom dweller
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Look guys, you've had your fun with the discordposting. There's gonna be no more discordposting today.
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>>69153229
>townposter gone
>closerlad gone
No one cares about /britfeel/ anymore
Only seethers left
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You are like a hurricane
There's cum in your eyes
wtf neil...
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>>69153151
i've said it before and i'll say it again. these pussy auditors need to go around a traveller site and tell them 'not occupying the land legally'.

the real bullies and tyrants aren't the police, its these auditors who pick on people who don't fight back.
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what a great interesting thread
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>>69153248
The fuck is discordposting
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>>69153250
You can take on those roles yourself you know? Go finish the old thread with thots
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Shippy won't let us down tomorrow for Poley's birthday
He will provide some of his greatest ever posts
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What would spam mong be doing if britfeel didn't exist?
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>>69153246
bloody hell how'd you figure it out
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>>69153272
Probably trolling reddit subs
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>>69153248
He thinks there's a pigeon in Catalonia that's in control of his legs.
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which personality would most like to have sex with?
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>>69153272
Pumping out drivel on /brit/
You don't honestly think this is the only thread he spams do you?
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Feel like posting some tits desu
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>>69153288
Frosty or Smirnoffbro
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>>69153288
LoserSignFootPicsLad
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Benehin and Shdappy tomorrow will provide plenty of scope for entertainment. Cheroona will be making a return too.
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Piccy poccy noodle for tea lads
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>>69153292
I daren't think what he gets up to..
>>69153282
I don't think he could handle the downvotes
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>>69153288
It wouldn't matter if you wanted to have sex with SIC. He would hold you down with his belly.
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>>69153288
smirnoffbro definitely just for bragging rights
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Bombay Badboy smashed
Time to troll /britfeel/ by misspelling personality names LOL
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>>69153288
Closerlad's thots
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>>69153288
Definitely Nubs
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>>69153288
>which personality would most like to have sex with?

Ebin
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shagging old nuns up the arse
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>>69153327
I sink
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heath cliff an that
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I think this "/britfeel discord/" is just another nonce nest lads. What do you think?
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>>69153288
>which personality would most like to have sex with?

Ebeen desu desu
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>>69153345
Would never willingly join a place where Moni loiters. You'd end up on a register
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>>69153345
Give it a rest Swanny. No one cares.
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Monica White is a sex offender
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>>69153288
tilde hands down
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it's me kathy an that
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>>69153288
>which personality would most like to have sex with?

HHL
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Trannies, nonces, child rape, homosexual ERP
Its a classic /britfeel/ thread
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>>69153382
All MB
He here all day LOL
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rape in caravan
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i've come home i'm so cold an that
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>wake up
>sit up
>smash head on shutters for the millionth time
>hold head
>look at hand
>covered in blood
OHHHH THAT'S WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. it all makes sense now
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Look like a balla, P's and that
I don't kick ball, do I look like a balla?
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Heathcliff
*PANG*
Then he really would be wuthering
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>>69153408
You sure you didn't kill a prozzy mate?
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Nonces on the discord
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Back from me ban. Tbh its refreshing not being on here. Id dare say its better without the crap on here. Dont think ill be on here as much.
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>>69153434
shut it mongaloid
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Personalities doin the sex
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>>69153424
i've never hurt anybody in my life who didn't hurt me fist. never thrown a 'first punch'. my friends used to call me "the gentle giant"
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Shoutout to HelperLad, Frosty, Smirnoffbro, Footlad, k ciderz and all the other womfy alcies
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>>69153444
gentle nonce
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>>69153444
then u got meningitis at 18 and now u r 5'4 and walk with a stick
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Love dossing about in my mansion all day wasting my life away
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>>69153444
You sound like a cool and noble guy haha *tips hat*
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>>69153408
you won't move your bed though will you, you'll just continue doing it and crying about it here just like the flies, you utter spastic
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>>69153444
mental giant
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>>69153444
How tall are you lad?
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The gentle spastic
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Imaginary woman has shagged half the britfeel lads
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>>69153485
Smirnoffbro is 6'7", the same as Stephen Merchant
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>>69153444
prick desu
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weathcliff
its me wathy
come hold
its wold
let us in lad
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>>69153460
i'm 6ft2 and pretty much in need of a wheelchair at this point, but i'd got 4 fucking flights of stairs with which i must contend. isn't gonna happen is it?
>>69153464
thankyou anon.
>>69153485
i honestly don't know. 6ft2? 6ft3? 6ft4? i'd have to go through the hassle of measuring myself.
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>>69153498
Will you be nice to Poley tomorrow for his birthday.
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>>69153498
You should get an apu for your mansion lad.
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so theres this monkey in asia ... there everywhere... guiness book of world records right... the mammal with the pointiest eyes

steve
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Really need a Smirnoffbro fly update
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>>69153518
Rodney ya bishhhhhh
Unc's shit himself again
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FRUIT FLY UPDATE UPDATE
COMING ON STRONG MY KADS
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I hope they are doing well tbqh
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>>69153510
i most certainly shall, if i'm here.
>>69153512
i shall search for one immediately. not sure how many ponds there are around here though, i'm in the town centre.
>>69153522
FUCKING EVERYWHERE, i've resorted to just hiding under my duvet so they don't land on me, the little shits
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>>69153518
Monkey good desu haha
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Clean the massive piles of rubbish lying everywhere?

Nah lads, i just hide under my duvet
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babooshka babooshka an that
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>>69153558
Its called doing a smirnoff
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>threads turns into drinkingmong q&a

brilliant.
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all yours an that
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>>69153573
Post something worth talking about then little fella
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>>69153573
Smirnoffbro is a /britfeel/ legend
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>>69153582
i said it was brill lad.

smirnoff, what did you have to eat today?
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Found my Apu in the back garden earlier. A big mean old Seethie Weether was thrashing the life out of him, I just fucking lost it lads. I threw my backdoor open and set upon that little freak with my cricket bat.
My wee lid was screaming in pain, that Seethie had a hold of his eyelids and was trying to leverage himself to pull them clean off when my bat stuck off the side of his head.
Eventually he came off of my Apu and threw himself at me, felt his greasy little webbed claws trying to find purchase on my eyelids but I hurled him against the garden shed and batted his nasty little head in. He was cursing me all the while.
Well, I've taken my Apu inside but there are now gangs of Seethies beginning to picket my house. they're waiting for the night to storm my home and take my Apu. I can't take on this many at once and the police and SPACCA helpline won't do a thing. I'm so scared lads. If any of you have Bull Helpers please come to Feeling Lane off Feel Street.
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i'm all yours babooshka an that
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>>69153593
>what did you have to eat today?
2 pistachio nuts. and they were most delicious. i've also ordered some smoked salmon and am very much looking forward to eating it.
poor little salmon, it did nothing wrong. i legit might consider vegetarianism.
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bababooshka yaya
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>>69152666
I want to sit on her face while she rims my ass and cum over her tits
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>>69152899
who is that? seen her posted before.
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i still dream of orgonon an that
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>>69153650
>who is that?
my future wife
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i wake up crying an that
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Need to know when HHL last wanked
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The incel watches the auditor video and feels empowered because he thinks he is that auditor. He also falls in love with the women in these videos because he does not actually talk to women in real life.
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Wait, a seethie weether is a frog too? So both it and apu are frogs?
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you're making rain an that
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Desperately trying to force his gimmick an that
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just bored and tired pal, give over
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https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/21/the-most-mark-e-smith-thing-ever-the-post-punk-band-whose-members-have-learning-disabilities

nice britfeel finally got the band together
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/britfeel/ an that
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Pissheads are a really boring collection of people in reality. Makes me laugh, like people who think GG Allin spent every day fighting authority and shagging where really he just sat around half asleep on heroin and shitting himself. Fucking hate dossers and pissheads
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GG Allin used to beat women up at his gigs which is abhorrent behaviour in my humble opinion
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put a steel thermos of water int fridge, lovely and cold on this hot day
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>>69152899
is she from one of the auditor videos? Which one?
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>>69153692
A Seethie Weether used to be an Apu. Not every Fren gets to experience a womfy life and eventually that envy, jealousy and resentment at the womfy life they should have had boils over and it changes them irrevocably, turning them into the maligned Seether.

They spend the rest of their short lives preying on their former frens, enraged and bitter - these nasty anti-frens will do anything to exact punishment on their wizza eating ex compatriots.

Feel Street has been overwhelmed by them in recent years.
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>>69153086
Boner enhancer desu. Love to hear those manish grunts come out as you pound their bussy.
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I hope Chierkka is nice to Poleaboo tomorrow for his birthday
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>>69153809
Thought a seether was like a dog. Pit Bull or summat.
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GG Allin is an act. saw footage of him in the fanily home seemed like a perfectly nice man. performance art innit
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3 days and 12 hours sober
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Can't wait to gate crash the party tomorrow and shit it up
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I have never heard Camii speak
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>>69153813
Im only nice to my friend ebeen desu
Couldnt care less about anyone else
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>>69153825
He was a boring smackhead who put on an act much like smirnoff
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>>69153834
god id shag you till you screamed
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Camii has a sweet voice
https://www.tiktok.com/@camiix08/video/7104322346965683461?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
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The party tomorrow, call it off. Me and the audit lads are gonna fuck shit up
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Thick coomer cunt doesn't understand how TikTok works. What a thick cunt. It was unironic as well.
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that really set the little fella right off
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>>69153288
Nubs is literally the only one with a vagina so the only one with whom sex is even a possibility.
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Oh my god what is Boris Johnson doing!!
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>>69153887
Post some Swanny ones la
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Doing sex with the imaginary female personality
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someone else tell AI make images I not work out how to enter text into it XD
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Me and my imaginary frog are starting a YouTube auditing channel
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>>69153853
thats not her, thats kim kardashian you idiot. thats the trend of mouthing over someone else on tiktok you twat.

https://www.tiktok.com/@kardashianicon/video/7023757683643649285
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>>69153911
Idiot AND twat? Corr you have REKT that poor
lad
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News just in, dossers are bone idle and want others to entertain them
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SSM should get into auditing. someone tell him
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>>69153927
agreed. now dance monkey dance
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why can't he post camii speaking though?
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>>69153936
SSM lurks in /britfeel/ lad. He will see it :)
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ejaculating INSIDE trannies
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>>69153911
tbf lad I'm not a tiktok user except for wanking
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caravan sex ending in a creampie
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Swanny boxing in a caravan
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>>69153969
Haha that's jokes.
Why won't he post his boxing gear though?
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>>69153969
Is that Swanster and his horrible uncle Tig?
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>>69153992
Tig is a sound bloke. Mark was just in the wrong place and the wrong time.
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Corrrr flash brakes lad. Yeah. Good brakes real flash. Stop me good.
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>>69153992
His uncle is giving him a pounding
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classic britfeel child abuse story
they wank over this
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why his bike wear flip flops though
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>>69154012
Gave my tyres to a personality in exchange for not bullying me. Protection money.
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Cool it lads. He does NOT want you discussing his childhood trauma.
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>>69154004
Aren't the brake pads supposed to hit the rims? Looks like they'll hit the sides of the tyres there.
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>>69153962
anyone with half a brain can see the lip syncing is completely off and can hear the audio has far too much mixing you troglodyte
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>>69154028
Cantilevers pull in on an arc around that pivot point. The pads are right in the centre of the brake track (unless I took the picture before I set them up fully which is also possible)
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Why did Shippy hide for a few months after detailing his campaign to eliminate the AoC?
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>>69154004
Hydraulic disc brakes are more efficient though. Even mechanical disc brakes are better than those old cable brakes
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>Went to beddingberg at around 6AM
>Woke up like 5-6 times in total (had to let the febreze plug run again while i was asleep)
>Pretty shallow sleep too since i didn't take any melatonin
>Got up one and a half hours ago
>Take off muffs in bed; Traffic noise, brats playing outside and pidgeons immediately greeting me
>Spastic downstairs doesn't make a sound
>As i venture into the bathroom and finish taking a pee the spastic downstairs gets active again and immediately starts stomping around senselessly + manically, makes some noise with glass bottles (??) in the stairwell and immediately goes inside again, the insane asshole fuck
>I think nothing of it, as long as he doesn't attack me directly or slam doors to trigger me he can stomp around as much as he likes (after all i'm not the only one he's disturbing with this, feel bad for the fellas living below him)
>USFF is barely able to boot with the dying HDD; Run chkdsk again and have to do 2-3 reboots in total for it to half-way start working again (didn't have the HDD on energy saving mode and shut it down completely instead again)

Gonna send the recording with the insane asshole slamming his door to the landlord now, even though he won't be able to do anything about it at least i got it on record now

Will have to move from this place asap either way, that other dude hasn't responded yet either unfortunately
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>>69154040
how would knowing this improve my wank?
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>>69154024
I don't care what he wants. Caravanposting is funny.
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Catberg on lappington
It womfy
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>>69154060
Try sleeping at night like everyone else you spastic
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>>69154057
This is a big discussion that is a long way from settled in cycling. I have hydraulic discs, the cantis in the picture, v brakes, dual pivot calipers and single pivot calipers across my stable. My favourites are the dual pivot calipers but the hydraulic discs are on my commuter for a reason, they are great and reliable.
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Janny didn't like his tranny posting
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>>69154083
chavs don't have jobs
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>>69154057
Also mechanical discs are fucking terrible in both theory and practice and not suitable for autists
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>>69154060
Noiselad, something occurred to me, maybe you're doing something to make noise that's intolerable to the people around you, and that's why they're behaving in such an erratic and, frankly, astonishing manner? Like maybe you stomp around without realising it.
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>>69154004
what the fuck is that shadow
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>>69154060
I'm surprised you can hear your downstairs neighbour walking
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why do steel plant always look so shoddy?
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>>69154136
He can't. He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic with persecutory delusions.
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your mother looks like a steel plant
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my bf just came in my ass while he punched the back of my head, the technique is called "donkey punch"
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Home inspection went okay. Can finally get womfy now.
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>>69154131
What shadow?
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>>69154199
did they detect any womfyness?
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>>69154239
>good morning lad. if you have been wanking yourself silly and drinking daily we will take your house away
W-wh-
>only joking lad the whole country nearly is as worthless as you. get back in your restraints so we can finish making sure your smell isn't getting out
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Ear muffs more like queer muffs
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>>69154199
Is that way you were cleaning cum stains from the walls the other day kek
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Anyone else despise pre-recorded job interviews? Got one I need to do by tonight and i'm delaying it as much as possible.
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>>69154329
Not done an interview in years lad. Normally just ring a bloke and ask if they know a few of my mates in the field. Mention I worked for those blokes and they offer me the job. Simple. Most of the jobs aren't even advertised to keep smelly NEETs poor and at home
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>>69154329
Never had an interview I get the job based on my CV alone
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Numbnuts
the lot of yous.
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>>69154329
What's a pre-recorded job interview?
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Does anyone want to play Tetris with me
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I've got covid lads
Need someone to come over and put me down
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Only one parcel sitting in the locker rn, gonna venture out anyways in 10-15 minutes to get some exposure and physical movement in for today

Will be carrying the big pepper spray can in case the insane spastic downstairs tries something
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https://www.reddit.com/r/AtlantaTV/comments/ulrjy1/they_say_the_tide_is_turning/

oh connor oberst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8
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>>69152666
Reddite Bush
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>>69154387
Dogshit interview process which became popular during the pandemic where you just get sent a couple of prerecorded interview questions which you have to answer at your computer with a webcam/mic.
Just feels awkward sitting there talking to yourself and you've usually got a timer ticking down too.
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>>69154387
The questions are just written out and you record little videos in response.
I quite like them desu because if you stutter or flub the answer you can just do it again.
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>>69154417
Where did you get it from lad? It's virtually extinct
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https://youtu.be/J6Lis5DU_pE

Nonces are going after the based curator of a nonce hunting channel. It not on. A Hebephile has sent him threats related to his young'uns absolutely vile. Sounds like Shippy. The Nonce Hunter Army is going to be mobilised.
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/brit/ faggots, thank you for grouping here in this general so I can filter it and kill all of you flies with one hit.
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/britfeel/ needs more Camii posting
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Hope that fucking HDD doesn't die on me before the SATA adapter thing arrives

This place is horrible enough as is, last thing i need is for the main emergency lurking station to die on me now
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>>69154485
my future wife (male)
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Too many /brit/ gimmicks in here recently, please fuck off, we have enough trannies
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>>69154440
>>69154443
Seems nice, like the lad says, you can keep recording until you get one you like.
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>>69154485
>/britfeel/ needs more Camii posting
it does desu
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>>69154496
I haven't been to /brit/ in over a year. What are their latest gimmicks? We usually import them about 3 months after they have died there
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>>69154497
>you can keep recording until you get one you like

I've never experienced this. Every one of these i've had has given you about 1min 30sec to answer the question with no retakes.
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If there's one thing I really don't see this general lacking, it's trannies.
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>>69154353
>>69154355
Imagine if I uppercutted you pair into the air and sliced the both of you in half with a katana before you reached the ground haha.
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>>69154504
Hey based camiibro
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>>69154514
Haven't been there recently either but I assume it's the same camiiposting/Aishaposting, rorke and leftypol one liners (quite like this one personally), and discord copypasta tripe
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>>69154298

Alcohol stains actually but yes that's why. Been stressed to fuck all week.
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>>69154533
Could you afford the bus ticket to my place, lad?
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>>69154540
Love the calcium spot on her tooth, she too cute
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>>69154447
Must be the local cafe because it's the only place I've been in two weeks.
I can't believe I avoided it for so long and then got it when nobody cares.
It's just like a worse cold desu, not that bad but I have had two vaccines so maybe they helped.
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I need to know the last time HHL had a wank, a wanking update if you will
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camii onlyfans where?
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nowt wrong with camii posting
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>>69154579
This is obviously a bloke
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>>69154579
Suspect I would be better off dating a tranny, at least I know how to make a dick cum.
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spam mong is a figment of your imagination, he isnt real
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>>69154595
Why obviously? I think she passes very well
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>>69154595
>This is obviously a bloke
she/her are her pronouns
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>>69154606
Ever been with a woman, mate?
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>>69154611
You don't get to decide your pronouns lad
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>>69154614
Only women with penises
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>>69154614
She is better than a women. FACT
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Alright imma head out now

Wish me luck fuckers
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>>69154611
She's just too cute <3
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>>69154630
Language is just a tool for communication bro
He obviously wishes to communicate that he's mentally ill
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Well well well my lads
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Helperlods Apu is so addicted to the cokey-wokey. Saw him earlier, sniffing through blood encrusted nostrils. He came up to me and said he'd let me 'bummy-wum' him for fifty quid and a drive down to his dealer and back to the disgusting den he lives in with that fat alcoholic waster.
Still remember the first day he got that Apu, adorable wee fren aspired to be the lead guitarist for a Math-Apu Zydeco Progressive Metal band. Was always practicing and singing his little heart out, then he got hooked on the cokey-wokey.
Now all he does is wank, drink and get passed around HHL's alcoholic mates like a fat green fleshlight. Last week he told he'd had a wank and if I wanted to watch. Something about No Nutty-wuttingham Wune.
They should take that frog off him.
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Why won't Frosty's apu meet HHL's apu though? What's the problem?
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I wonder what Nubs is doing. I really like Nubs
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>>69154684
>What's the problem?
Both being imaginary is the main problem
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Going to stop ban evading if everyone else here is a virgin freak
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I'm considering taking a job in Worcester when I return which will mean Nubs and I can be friends more easily.
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How can we get are Camz to post in /britfeel/ lids
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>>69154719
What a freakish female impersonator. I wonder if we will ever see a return of black and white minstrel shows along these same lines.
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Camii is aware of Alina.
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Nubs is the most beautiful woman to ever grace /britfeel/
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Nubs is old hat I'm afraid lads
It's all about Cams now
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>>69154744
Nubs is still fit
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>>69154737
Yeah like I said earlier that's my claim to fame, got the mp4 somewhere
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Need to build my Cams folder for spamming here
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Do you have anything signed by a celebrity?

I have an autographed photo of a BBC news presenter
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He's got bored with spamming audits as they're not generating enough attention
So he's moved onto something more controversial to spam in this general.
This place is his life.
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britfeel needs more apu posting
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Jimmy Savile fixed it for me
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Binging on Cosby Show.
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>>69154768
is it true tig is trafficking you
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>>69154790
Which one? I met Jane Hill once
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Going for a lay down. Tell me when Nubs posts
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>neighbour boy is still wearing his school uniform
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>>69154827
Beccy Wood
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>>69154516
Ah, if it's like that, I can understand why you don't like it.
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>>69154863
Corr she fit
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>>69154825
>is it true tig is trafficking you
Prefer not to say
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>>69154799
Apu posting is therapeutic.
I like to write and read the stories. /britfeel/ and Feel Street has deep Apu lore.
An outlet for some creative writing.
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Need more auditor recommendations lads
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Aw, shit, I wish I had a job to quit
I wish I had a boss that I could tell to fuck off
Give me the satisfaction of a dramatic exit
And not just a long car ride and a short goodbye in a parking lot (Oh oh oh)
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>>69154899
For me it's Law And Audits

https://www.youtube.com/c/LawAndAudits/videos
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Thinking about starting an auditing channel in the West Midlands
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Thinking about ways to make my suicide more impactful
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in my 27 years of life i havent found a haircut that suits me.
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Your boy Makaveli has dropped a fresh video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOybAzl8KR8
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>>69154669
Like to see a pic of Helperlad's imaginary frog wearing somethig like pic related
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>>69154663
Just want a real Camii kiss ;_;
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>>69154939
Same except i'm 31. Think i've just got genetically terrible hair.
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>>69154939
Skin fade
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>>69154939
Are you the bowl cut lod?
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>>69154964
Love it lad. Post all the Camii webms you have please I'm trying to expand my folder
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>>69154939
Skinhead but do the full outfit with bovver boots and ben Sherman then go and kick poleys head in
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>>69154962
13:33 Makaveli gives the advice I've been giving you all for weeks. Just calm down and smoke a doobie.
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>>69154987
i was gonna mention in my post that i have buzzed my hair before. think it was the only decent one. but it doesnt really 'count' does it? plus i want to use my hair while ive still got it. but im not the type of person to get it trimmed every 4 weeks or whatever, so it just falls into a weird Legoman bowl haircut thing.
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Liquid poos again Christ lads
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Has Mark Edwards left YouTube again lids?
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>>69154962
honestly, seems like a decent lad if he wasnt a NEET.
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>>69154894
a lot of the apu posting gives me a good chuckle desu lad
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If smell
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>>69154962
why is he so into roman regins.
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Shout out to Davie boy, Garbino, British beer dude, Veli 420, Freddy Krueliquor

Malt liquor folks
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I have returned

Very high density of subhumans outside again unfortunately, fuck i really do hate the city

Spastic downstairs has been yelling around in the stairwell again too just now lol
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>>69155089
No shoutout for Mark!
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>>69155100
Fuck, how could I forget Mr Seaside
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Has smirnonce been b& again? Haven't noticed any of his drivel recently
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>>69152701
Wtf, Elite KL support Palestine over Israel???
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jesus
mississippi i cant believe i spelled it right the first time i tried
how many ss's and p's does it......
a lot apparently
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Gonna ingest me meal shake in 10 i think

Yeah that'd be ideal
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>Sneeze just now
>Gets all over my glasses

Fuck sake really
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>>69155151
How many kcals de lad?
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>>69155129
I think I saw him in the night/morning thread today. He posted a picture of his scummy, bleeding fingernails.
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i also sneeze with my eyes
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>>69155194
He was posting in this very thread
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>>69155026
The wagie seethe is pouring from this post
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Makaveli angry because none of his pirated games work
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How do I meet barely legal British zoomers? I want to groom them.
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www.barelylegalzoomers.co.uk
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>>69155272
McAfee Antivirus begging me not to click this
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>>69155282
I'd be wary, desu. I clicked on it, and it tried to blackmail me, it knew I once wanked off. I deleted system32 and it's all gone now. Phew/10.
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>>69154962
Never understood how people got into wwe and shit. Bit gay really
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Do we know when HHL last wanked?
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>>69155316
He's currently doing NND (no nut day).
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>>69155272
nice thx
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What car do you drive?
Me? Renault Clio
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>>69155353
Didn't know my mum posted on britfeel
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Fucking spastic subhuman downstairs banging around again/against pipes and shit lol

Looking forward to the retaliation later on when he overdoes it again

First imma clean out the shaker though
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>>69155365
It's blue, I like it
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Got my Apu a job at Pepe Incorporated. He's doing quite well, he's making waves in Big Womf and hopefully he'll progress in the industry. Would love to see him become the CEO of Womfiness.
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>>69153792
is abhorrent another word for based
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>>69155423
shut it dosser
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>>69155459
But he's not dossing. He's got a job, lad. Can you read?
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Fucking spastics downstairs are cooking microchips again lol

I can smell them through the floorboards

Fucking Jamie Oliver didn't do enough
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oh look britfeel radio has released a new episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_DGLf-523A
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Fockin ell i still need to take a crap as well
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I'm going to bait some nonce hunters and arrange to meet, then tip off an auditor that there'll be an arrest. then sit back and watch the auditor get noncehunted live
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D-a4tCO2yY

another WHITE nonce.
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is there a racing event to watch that isnt f1? f1 cars just dont interest me, but i want to watch racing.
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>>69155353
Ford Fiesta ecoboost. Basic but I love it, get to do zoomies
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>>69155513
nascar de lid
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>>69155526
Nascar is even worse lol
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>>69155509
we're preda'ah exsposhur and weev jus' exposed yer' fookin' arse.
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>>69155532
nascar is the right white mans sport. paki like you wouldn't get it
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>>69155535
yer a fookin wrongun eh u dirty bastard
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>>69155423
looks like pepe inc isnt doing too well lad
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Wempted to go t' shoppington and get some wokkles in me. Might finally start watching that Obi-Wan tonight.
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>>69155540
Don't ever call me the p word again or I will audit you and your dosser family to kingdom come
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>>69155513
rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg&t=56s
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>>69155567
I saw this on reddit xD
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>>69155540
Nascar is for white trash. Real whites watch F1
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>>69155353
Me? The Batmobile.
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Chorus effect on guitar makes me roll my eyes
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>>69155509
>im only his step grandad

lol gramps distancing himself from the vile bacon already
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For the patrician? It has to be monster trucks. The sport for true aristocrats.
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>>69155598
Little girls shouldnt be come round here. Not safe.
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>>69155605
My apu ran out into the pit last time we went. Had to stop the show and have him removed. Never again.
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holy shit lads, did you just read what his imaginary frog did? mental
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>>69155618
You've got to tie them up at big events. They get easily excited. I still remember Frensborough when hundreds of em were forced through that chain link fence like play-dough after they tried to stampede the pitch.
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why dont more people ride motorcycles?
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Um. Excuse me?
Can you please stop posting Apus, you're making a little lad very upset. He HATES cartoon frogs and would prefer we go back to talking about personality did the sex.
We've got to be considerate, they set him off. We'll wait for his carer to put him to bed and go back to posting about our frens.
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>>69155569
thats nice lad
*pats you on the head*
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Going to take my arse to Shitshire
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why dont more people want their brain splattered across the road?
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>Friends girlfriend is trying to set me up with one of her friends

I'm not sure I want the details of my body, penis and poor sex performance to become common knowledge.
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>>69155676
Maybe they don't realise they have the choice?
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These nonce catchers even carry walkie talkies now kek
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Fuck it. Garn shop me. Haven't even got any wilk in for a wuppa.
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I have successfully relieved myself

Toilet was a little clogged there but i managed to quickly unclog it again via that trick i learned during the 2nd airbnb stay earlier
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>>69155675
Took a little trip to laffington-on-the-naze thanks to this here post heh
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Recon many nonce hunters are nonces
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>>69155832
I recon many auditors are rejected police officers.
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>>69155832
they just eliminating the competition really
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I reckon some of you lot spell words wrong on porpoise.
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>>69155848
>I recon many auditors are rejected police officers.
recon they were all bullied in school
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>>69155832
this is a classic nonce obfuscation tactic, they accuse the people hunting them down of being nonces themselves.
you've been stung before havent you?
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The majority of nonce hunters are in it for the easy fame
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>>69155881
What are some of the other tricks you use?
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The majority of auditors are in it for the easy youtube money
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>>69155864
i have my apu type my posts, english is his seveth language
dicateted not read
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>>69155907
mine only types in chinese
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>>69155901
No doubt. Especially the thick ones and they aren't even subtle about it 'Join my channel for exclusive perks'
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>>69155907
The Apu that lives with me I had de-fingered. You can leave them at home for long periods of time and relax safe in the knowledge they can't pick anything up or push any buttons once you have them fixed. Destructive things, it was my gf's idea to get one.
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>>69152899
Someone tell me what video she is from please. i can't find her anywhere.
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Crooma will be making her return tommorow.
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>>69155353
My gf not me as I get chaperoned everywhere but I've not long got a Kona electric via Motability and we've also got a Mini convertible.
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Ok, I am giving it a try. Seeing little apu here can type a post for me. Good job wittle fellow.
Dickhead NORAD
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>>69155353
>What car do you drive?

ford focus
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>every woman that has posted here has ended up being raped by a britfeeler
>multiple other britfeelers often brag about their rapescapades
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>>69156004
shut it gayboy
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>>69155353
Ford Capri 2.8 injection
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>>69156004
The only /britfeel/er who has been raped is MB
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>>69156004
>rapescapades
tell me more anon
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>>69156025
and you're obsessed with it you nonce sadist, it gets you off. rancid runt.
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Mark's uncle Tig is a rapist
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>>69156054
How many people has he raped?
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My friend is a YouTube auditor
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>>69155916
is he a cheap knock off from wali wexpress or a mutlilingual genius staging some sort of protest?

>>69155943
good idea. i just throw a blanket over mine when i go out, fools it into thinking its night time
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>>69155916
That's what happens when you buy cheap knock off apus. Mine cost me 2k and does most of my posting.
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sent my apu out to get me a KFC. Hope he doesn't fuck up my order again
>>
You wouldn't discriminate against a woman just because she's infertile; in fact you'd be even more eager to shag her knowing there's no risk of pregnancy.
So why do it to transwomen?
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Grown men posting about imaginary women and frogs haha what are they like
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>>69156109
>you'd be even more eager to shag her knowing there's no risk of pregnancy.
Speak for yourself pal
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>>69156118
>and frogs
How many times LID?
MY APU IS REAL
End of
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>>69156100
i used to give mine a note with my order written down on it to show the staff but he kept eating it or trying to bone it
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>>69156118
Sorry, this was my apu trolling. I've sent him up to his room now.
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>>69156118
What makes you so mad about the frogs, lad?
What should we post about?
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>>69156172
what the.. is that real?
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Only here for Nubs
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>>69156136
Lad your Apu is turning into a full Seether. Won't be long before he turns on you.
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>>69156195
It's Camii now lad
Keep up
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>>69156203
Why lust over a tranny when I can lust over a beautiful woman
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my spelling is getting worse as i get older, i'm either getting dumber, my vocab is too big or i've stopped caring.
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>>69156172
sir what is wrong with your apu
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Snack update snack update

>>69156229

>>69156229

>>69156229
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>>69155650
Dangerous, uncomfy, shit when it rains all the time.
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>>69156109
Because trans vaginas are gross



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