Kate Bush edition
>>69152666Wouldn't mind running up her hill
https://youtu.be/-1tXJW9CMZ0
Sir! You cannot do film here!
>>69152661>Any chance of destroying trannies as a political force this decade lads? Or are they here to stay?...yh, destroy their arseholes
THIS THREAD IS BEING AUDITED. IT'S A PUBLICLY ASSEASBLE URL
Latest beachbenchesandpubgardens news? beachbenchesandpubgardensbros
>Work for university>We hire a new member for the admin team earlier this week>This person is trans>Google their name>MULTIPLE news stories about how they try to enter the "wrong" toilet for local businesses then attempt to sue/call out these companies>At least 3 according to news stories>They have a blog>Some kind of aggressive, trans anarchist Can't wait to work alongside this person. Did the university do no background checks?
>>69152666Oh god I want to fuck her tits
Chaotic good: tigChaotic neutral: BNChaotic evil: poleaboo, SICNeutral good: osephTrue neutral: CameronNeutral evil: ShoutanonLawful good: Ebin, FinlandLawful neutral:Lawful evil: Billy
Put the camera down! I don't want to be videoed on camera!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCysyn65RE0
>>69152666>woman picrel>666Yeah
getting bored of this auditing gimmick now desu lads
>>69152692NICE ONE BIGOT. FIRED.
>facial hair is way too longhate it. it becomes very uncomfortable. dunno how people cope with massive beards. i'd go to the turkish barber but i can't fucking walk.
>>69152707Don't worry ladIt will soon pass just like the chip lad and David Hampson gimmick
>>69152707its a classic shippy
>>69152707MB will move on to something else soon
Swannington sitting in his bedsit pumping out dire gimmicks all day. Howling at his grim life.
>went to UK once>shit food>never went back
>>69152666Do you think she has a bush
Catberg has been auditing birbs in the garden
Chaotic good: tigChaotic neutral: BNChaotic evil: poleaboo, SICNeutral good: osephTrue neutral: Cameron, SmirnoffbroNeutral evil: ShoutanonLawful good: Ebin, FinlandLawful neutral:Lawful evil: Billy
Why can't smirnoffbro afford aircon though
>>69152701Auditors HATE it when the cameras are turned on them.There was this one auditing video where the auditor loses and starts screaming at some women to stop filming on the middle of the road. Saying he would be taking her to court. Anyone know which one it is?
>>69152751>Why can't smirnoffbro afford aircon thoughIt's hardly worth it for a few weeks of hot weather a year
>>69152750Finlad, not Finland
>>69152759u welcome 2 correct it u fat cunt
My new auditing channel will go live next week
>>69152700I hope I'm good
>>69152751i just can't be bothered to orchestrate the purchase. all i want to do is lay here, drink and watch fishing videos. besides, it's bound be cold soon. i had aircon in my last place though. it's frankly a bit over-rated.
My apu has been watching wauditing videos all day. He's got the bug now I reckon. He will be asking for wauditing equipment next
Aiming for 10,000 calories today de lods. Garn wolf down 3 Big Macs in about an hour.
>>69152781>wauditing equipmentAll you really need is a phone
>>69152790He wants a drone too (he isn't getting one)
auditing my cock
>>69152707it'll come back to SSM soon don't worry lad
Been spending a lot of today laying down lads, lucky I've got this sofabed in my home office and I can hear the bleeps when I get a teams message or email. Wish I could just go back to sleep but I've got to pretend to be active for another hour and 19 minutes. Just can't be fucked with it at all currently, and it's the GFs birthday this weekend so I need to build up some enthusiasm for that.
>>69152795Why won't you buy your apu a drone? It's a vital tool for auditing.
>>69152815I had a look on Amazon and the one he wants is 550 quid. Not spending that. I might buy him a long selfie stick for aerial shots
Reminder photography is NOT a crime.
You can't come on this site taking pictures!
Hard to comprehend lads but this is what america really believes
My passions are ford motor vechiles, metalwork and auditing
>>69152860He's back with his made up word lads, acting like it exists again despite all evidence to the contrary. What's he like?
*turns sideways and blocks your path*>this is public land!
>>69152877The word exists and I am frankly surprised that anyone doesn't know it. Presumably you are American or young enough to be entirely americanised by the internet. The chances of you having watched the Thin Blue Line are vanishingly small.Your friend,Sausage dog
AUUDITTORS are doing a public service.
Ah, David Hampson, now there was a gimmick for the ages. What we in the gimmick business call a "perennial".
Any custard tart man about
Me?Watching the Orville and its actually good What a womfy show Why did no one tell me to watch it FFSAnyway Will be drinking tomorrow night
Hearing rumours about myself is always fun like damn boy, what happened next?!
>>69152892We've been through this before lad, just because you think it's real doesn't make it so. Time for your meds.
>>69152943>replying to sausage dog
Any Tig updates?
Incident involving a young lad and a caravan
The MALLY gimmick? Pretty poor stuff that.
>>69152965he's been quiet after a young girl went missing in his area
>>69152932Got two right here luv
>>69152967a child, not a young man
when you see how these auditors look you can see how they turn to auditing for a bit of attention and to get back at the system that they blame for their problems. maybe, at the end of it all, what they're really auditing is themselves?
REE why didn't DJ Audits upload today? He always posts at 4PM daily! Not good enough to be honest with you!
Who the fuck is this TIG?
i wonder what the next big gimmick is going to be?
>>69152997MB's uncle
>>69153000sex with females
Currently reading Blood and Guts in High School
Is the Bellyman real?
>>69153001Tig should be in prison for the crimes against MB and Mr Cuddles desu
>>69153020no but the Footman is
hey if anyone here wants to know the best sex position its the one where you both lie horizontally next to eachother and cuddle.its best because it lets you suck her tit or if your flexible enough her belly button as you put pp in pussy.
Nubs is the best
>>69153027i tried this but my dick isnt long enough
Lot of mallies in this thread trying to go undetected
>>69152994This is my favourite DJ videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNJW-7ZQIAA
>>69153027tried this but my gf is imaginary
best position is back to back or if you've got the skill the Walls of Jericho
>>69152883The absolute state of auditors.
>>69153043>I don't give a FOOK
We all just want a Camii gf in life
>>69152883one too many trekkie brekkies
>>69153066No. I want a Nubs in my life
>>69153066I watch this lad on Twitch all the time kek. He's sound af
>>69153066Have you heard her voice? Boner was kill desu
Any tranner#6 updates?
>>69153066My claim to fame is Camii once said my name on a stream
>>69153090he killed himselfit sad
I'm a pixi man
>>69153096nooo it not right
>>69153100>tattoosDROPPED DESU
I'm going to be taking the drone over your building
come back townposter lad
NOT GDPR COMPLIANThttps://youtu.be/-NpG833r0Gs?t=578
Would you disown your son if he turned out to be a troon?
>>69153151estate agent tyrants.
>>69153157Trans are superior so why on earth would I disown?
>>69153151The look on that tyrants face. You can tell he'd be right at home in Nazi Germany.
there are monsters under trannie sons bed you have to protect tem at all cost
One of those nights, cling film lubed up and Level 42 on the bluetooth speakers
sic's chink gf be like>blitfeer
>>69153204ah, the usual sir?
>>69153136>come back townposter ladhe made a thread yesterday and it died with just 5 postsit sad
Does SSM still have his iPhone 13 Pro, Alcatel 1, GoPro Hero10 and Smirnoffbro watch?Need a gadget update
just spilled beer absolutely everywhere, on me clothes and on me bed it's bloody appalling
>>69153225Pissed all over myself reading this lad
>>69153237Alri boxroom dweller
Look guys, you've had your fun with the discordposting. There's gonna be no more discordposting today.
>>69153229>townposter gone>closerlad goneNo one cares about /britfeel/ anymoreOnly seethers left
You are like a hurricane There's cum in your eyeswtf neil...
>>69153151i've said it before and i'll say it again. these pussy auditors need to go around a traveller site and tell them 'not occupying the land legally'.the real bullies and tyrants aren't the police, its these auditors who pick on people who don't fight back.
what a great interesting thread
>>69153248The fuck is discordposting
>>69153250You can take on those roles yourself you know? Go finish the old thread with thots
Shippy won't let us down tomorrow for Poley's birthday He will provide some of his greatest ever posts
What would spam mong be doing if britfeel didn't exist?
>>69153246bloody hell how'd you figure it out
>>69153272Probably trolling reddit subs
>>69153248He thinks there's a pigeon in Catalonia that's in control of his legs.
which personality would most like to have sex with?
>>69153272Pumping out drivel on /brit/You don't honestly think this is the only thread he spams do you?
Feel like posting some tits desu
>>69153288Frosty or Smirnoffbro
>>69153288LoserSignFootPicsLad
Benehin and Shdappy tomorrow will provide plenty of scope for entertainment. Cheroona will be making a return too.
Piccy poccy noodle for tea lads
>>69153292I daren't think what he gets up to..>>69153282I don't think he could handle the downvotes
>>69153288It wouldn't matter if you wanted to have sex with SIC. He would hold you down with his belly.
>>69153288smirnoffbro definitely just for bragging rights
Bombay Badboy smashedTime to troll /britfeel/ by misspelling personality names LOL
>>69153288Closerlad's thots
>>69153288Definitely Nubs
>>69153288>which personality would most like to have sex with?Ebin
shagging old nuns up the arse
>>69153327I sink
heath cliff an that
I think this "/britfeel discord/" is just another nonce nest lads. What do you think?
>>69153288>which personality would most like to have sex with?Ebeen desu desu
>>69153345Would never willingly join a place where Moni loiters. You'd end up on a register
>>69153345Give it a rest Swanny. No one cares.
Monica White is a sex offender
>>69153288tilde hands down
it's me kathy an that
>>69153288>which personality would most like to have sex with?HHL
Trannies, nonces, child rape, homosexual ERP Its a classic /britfeel/ thread
>>69153382All MBHe here all day LOL
rape in caravan
i've come home i'm so cold an that
>wake up>sit up>smash head on shutters for the millionth time>hold head>look at hand>covered in bloodOHHHH THAT'S WHERE IT'S COMING FROM. it all makes sense now
Look like a balla, P's and thatI don't kick ball, do I look like a balla?
Heathcliff*PANG*Then he really would be wuthering
>>69153408You sure you didn't kill a prozzy mate?
Nonces on the discord
Back from me ban. Tbh its refreshing not being on here. Id dare say its better without the crap on here. Dont think ill be on here as much.
>>69153434shut it mongaloid
Personalities doin the sex
>>69153424i've never hurt anybody in my life who didn't hurt me fist. never thrown a 'first punch'. my friends used to call me "the gentle giant"
Shoutout to HelperLad, Frosty, Smirnoffbro, Footlad, k ciderz and all the other womfy alcies
>>69153444gentle nonce
>>69153444then u got meningitis at 18 and now u r 5'4 and walk with a stick
Love dossing about in my mansion all day wasting my life away
>>69153444You sound like a cool and noble guy haha *tips hat*
>>69153408you won't move your bed though will you, you'll just continue doing it and crying about it here just like the flies, you utter spastic
>>69153444mental giant
>>69153444How tall are you lad?
The gentle spastic
Imaginary woman has shagged half the britfeel lads
>>69153485Smirnoffbro is 6'7", the same as Stephen Merchant
>>69153444prick desu
weathcliffits me wathycome holdits woldlet us in lad
>>69153460i'm 6ft2 and pretty much in need of a wheelchair at this point, but i'd got 4 fucking flights of stairs with which i must contend. isn't gonna happen is it? >>69153464thankyou anon.>>69153485i honestly don't know. 6ft2? 6ft3? 6ft4? i'd have to go through the hassle of measuring myself.
>>69153498Will you be nice to Poley tomorrow for his birthday.
>>69153498You should get an apu for your mansion lad.
so theres this monkey in asia ... there everywhere... guiness book of world records right... the mammal with the pointiest eyessteve
Really need a Smirnoffbro fly update
>>69153518Rodney ya bishhhhhh Unc's shit himself again
FRUIT FLY UPDATE UPDATECOMING ON STRONG MY KADS
I hope they are doing well tbqh
>>69153510i most certainly shall, if i'm here. >>69153512i shall search for one immediately. not sure how many ponds there are around here though, i'm in the town centre.>>69153522FUCKING EVERYWHERE, i've resorted to just hiding under my duvet so they don't land on me, the little shits
>>69153518Monkey good desu haha
Clean the massive piles of rubbish lying everywhere?Nah lads, i just hide under my duvet
babooshka babooshka an that
>>69153558Its called doing a smirnoff
>threads turns into drinkingmong q&abrilliant.
all yours an that
>>69153573Post something worth talking about then little fella
>>69153573Smirnoffbro is a /britfeel/ legend
https://youtu.be/PfH2ZkeSMgA?t=431
>>69153582i said it was brill lad. smirnoff, what did you have to eat today?
Found my Apu in the back garden earlier. A big mean old Seethie Weether was thrashing the life out of him, I just fucking lost it lads. I threw my backdoor open and set upon that little freak with my cricket bat. My wee lid was screaming in pain, that Seethie had a hold of his eyelids and was trying to leverage himself to pull them clean off when my bat stuck off the side of his head. Eventually he came off of my Apu and threw himself at me, felt his greasy little webbed claws trying to find purchase on my eyelids but I hurled him against the garden shed and batted his nasty little head in. He was cursing me all the while. Well, I've taken my Apu inside but there are now gangs of Seethies beginning to picket my house. they're waiting for the night to storm my home and take my Apu. I can't take on this many at once and the police and SPACCA helpline won't do a thing. I'm so scared lads. If any of you have Bull Helpers please come to Feeling Lane off Feel Street.
i'm all yours babooshka an that
>>69153593>what did you have to eat today?2 pistachio nuts. and they were most delicious. i've also ordered some smoked salmon and am very much looking forward to eating it.poor little salmon, it did nothing wrong. i legit might consider vegetarianism.
bababooshka yaya
>>69152666I want to sit on her face while she rims my ass and cum over her tits
>>69152899who is that? seen her posted before.
i still dream of orgonon an that
>>69153650>who is that?my future wife
i wake up crying an that
Need to know when HHL last wanked
The incel watches the auditor video and feels empowered because he thinks he is that auditor. He also falls in love with the women in these videos because he does not actually talk to women in real life.
Wait, a seethie weether is a frog too? So both it and apu are frogs?
you're making rain an that
Desperately trying to force his gimmick an that
just bored and tired pal, give over
https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2022/jun/21/the-most-mark-e-smith-thing-ever-the-post-punk-band-whose-members-have-learning-disabilitiesnice britfeel finally got the band together
/britfeel/ an that
Pissheads are a really boring collection of people in reality. Makes me laugh, like people who think GG Allin spent every day fighting authority and shagging where really he just sat around half asleep on heroin and shitting himself. Fucking hate dossers and pissheads
GG Allin used to beat women up at his gigs which is abhorrent behaviour in my humble opinion
put a steel thermos of water int fridge, lovely and cold on this hot day
>>69152899is she from one of the auditor videos? Which one?
>>69153692A Seethie Weether used to be an Apu. Not every Fren gets to experience a womfy life and eventually that envy, jealousy and resentment at the womfy life they should have had boils over and it changes them irrevocably, turning them into the maligned Seether.They spend the rest of their short lives preying on their former frens, enraged and bitter - these nasty anti-frens will do anything to exact punishment on their wizza eating ex compatriots.Feel Street has been overwhelmed by them in recent years.
>>69153086Boner enhancer desu. Love to hear those manish grunts come out as you pound their bussy.
I hope Chierkka is nice to Poleaboo tomorrow for his birthday
>>69153809Thought a seether was like a dog. Pit Bull or summat.
GG Allin is an act. saw footage of him in the fanily home seemed like a perfectly nice man. performance art innit
3 days and 12 hours sober
Can't wait to gate crash the party tomorrow and shit it up
I have never heard Camii speak
>>69153813Im only nice to my friend ebeen desuCouldnt care less about anyone else
>>69153825He was a boring smackhead who put on an act much like smirnoff
>>69153834god id shag you till you screamed
Camii has a sweet voice https://www.tiktok.com/@camiix08/video/7104322346965683461?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1
The party tomorrow, call it off. Me and the audit lads are gonna fuck shit up
Thick coomer cunt doesn't understand how TikTok works. What a thick cunt. It was unironic as well.
that really set the little fella right off
>>69153288Nubs is literally the only one with a vagina so the only one with whom sex is even a possibility.
Oh my god what is Boris Johnson doing!!
>>69153887Post some Swanny ones la
Doing sex with the imaginary female personality
someone else tell AI make images I not work out how to enter text into it XD
Me and my imaginary frog are starting a YouTube auditing channel
>>69153853thats not her, thats kim kardashian you idiot. thats the trend of mouthing over someone else on tiktok you twat.https://www.tiktok.com/@kardashianicon/video/7023757683643649285
>>69153911Idiot AND twat? Corr you have REKT that poor lad
News just in, dossers are bone idle and want others to entertain them
SSM should get into auditing. someone tell him
>>69153927agreed. now dance monkey dance
why can't he post camii speaking though?
>>69153936SSM lurks in /britfeel/ lad. He will see it :)
ejaculating INSIDE trannies
>>69153911tbf lad I'm not a tiktok user except for wanking
caravan sex ending in a creampie
Swanny boxing in a caravan
>>69153969Haha that's jokes. Why won't he post his boxing gear though?
>>69153969Is that Swanster and his horrible uncle Tig?
>>69153992Tig is a sound bloke. Mark was just in the wrong place and the wrong time.
Corrrr flash brakes lad. Yeah. Good brakes real flash. Stop me good.
>>69153992His uncle is giving him a pounding
classic britfeel child abuse storythey wank over this
why his bike wear flip flops though
>>69154012Gave my tyres to a personality in exchange for not bullying me. Protection money.
Cool it lads. He does NOT want you discussing his childhood trauma.
>>69154004Aren't the brake pads supposed to hit the rims? Looks like they'll hit the sides of the tyres there.
>>69153962anyone with half a brain can see the lip syncing is completely off and can hear the audio has far too much mixing you troglodyte
>>69154028Cantilevers pull in on an arc around that pivot point. The pads are right in the centre of the brake track (unless I took the picture before I set them up fully which is also possible)
Why did Shippy hide for a few months after detailing his campaign to eliminate the AoC?
>>69154004Hydraulic disc brakes are more efficient though. Even mechanical disc brakes are better than those old cable brakes
>Went to beddingberg at around 6AM >Woke up like 5-6 times in total (had to let the febreze plug run again while i was asleep)>Pretty shallow sleep too since i didn't take any melatonin>Got up one and a half hours ago>Take off muffs in bed; Traffic noise, brats playing outside and pidgeons immediately greeting me>Spastic downstairs doesn't make a sound >As i venture into the bathroom and finish taking a pee the spastic downstairs gets active again and immediately starts stomping around senselessly + manically, makes some noise with glass bottles (??) in the stairwell and immediately goes inside again, the insane asshole fuck >I think nothing of it, as long as he doesn't attack me directly or slam doors to trigger me he can stomp around as much as he likes (after all i'm not the only one he's disturbing with this, feel bad for the fellas living below him)>USFF is barely able to boot with the dying HDD; Run chkdsk again and have to do 2-3 reboots in total for it to half-way start working again (didn't have the HDD on energy saving mode and shut it down completely instead again) Gonna send the recording with the insane asshole slamming his door to the landlord now, even though he won't be able to do anything about it at least i got it on record nowWill have to move from this place asap either way, that other dude hasn't responded yet either unfortunately
>>69154040how would knowing this improve my wank?
>>69154024I don't care what he wants. Caravanposting is funny.
Catberg on lappingtonIt womfy
>>69154060Try sleeping at night like everyone else you spastic
>>69154057This is a big discussion that is a long way from settled in cycling. I have hydraulic discs, the cantis in the picture, v brakes, dual pivot calipers and single pivot calipers across my stable. My favourites are the dual pivot calipers but the hydraulic discs are on my commuter for a reason, they are great and reliable.
Janny didn't like his tranny posting
>>69154083chavs don't have jobs
>>69154057Also mechanical discs are fucking terrible in both theory and practice and not suitable for autists
>>69154060Noiselad, something occurred to me, maybe you're doing something to make noise that's intolerable to the people around you, and that's why they're behaving in such an erratic and, frankly, astonishing manner? Like maybe you stomp around without realising it.
>>69154004what the fuck is that shadow
>>69154060I'm surprised you can hear your downstairs neighbour walking
why do steel plant always look so shoddy?
>>69154136He can't. He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic with persecutory delusions.
your mother looks like a steel plant
my bf just came in my ass while he punched the back of my head, the technique is called "donkey punch"
Home inspection went okay. Can finally get womfy now.
>>69154131What shadow?
>>69154199did they detect any womfyness?
>>69154239>good morning lad. if you have been wanking yourself silly and drinking daily we will take your house awayW-wh->only joking lad the whole country nearly is as worthless as you. get back in your restraints so we can finish making sure your smell isn't getting out
Ear muffs more like queer muffs
>>69154199Is that way you were cleaning cum stains from the walls the other day kek
Anyone else despise pre-recorded job interviews? Got one I need to do by tonight and i'm delaying it as much as possible.
>>69154329Not done an interview in years lad. Normally just ring a bloke and ask if they know a few of my mates in the field. Mention I worked for those blokes and they offer me the job. Simple. Most of the jobs aren't even advertised to keep smelly NEETs poor and at home
>>69154329Never had an interview I get the job based on my CV alone
Numbnuts the lot of yous.
>>69154329What's a pre-recorded job interview?
Does anyone want to play Tetris with me
I've got covid ladsNeed someone to come over and put me down
Only one parcel sitting in the locker rn, gonna venture out anyways in 10-15 minutes to get some exposure and physical movement in for todayWill be carrying the big pepper spray can in case the insane spastic downstairs tries something
https://www.reddit.com/r/AtlantaTV/comments/ulrjy1/they_say_the_tide_is_turning/oh connor obersthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8
>>69152666Reddite Bush
>>69154387Dogshit interview process which became popular during the pandemic where you just get sent a couple of prerecorded interview questions which you have to answer at your computer with a webcam/mic.Just feels awkward sitting there talking to yourself and you've usually got a timer ticking down too.
>>69154387The questions are just written out and you record little videos in response.I quite like them desu because if you stutter or flub the answer you can just do it again.
>>69154417Where did you get it from lad? It's virtually extinct
https://youtu.be/J6Lis5DU_pENonces are going after the based curator of a nonce hunting channel. It not on. A Hebephile has sent him threats related to his young'uns absolutely vile. Sounds like Shippy. The Nonce Hunter Army is going to be mobilised.
/brit/ faggots, thank you for grouping here in this general so I can filter it and kill all of you flies with one hit.
/britfeel/ needs more Camii posting
Hope that fucking HDD doesn't die on me before the SATA adapter thing arrivesThis place is horrible enough as is, last thing i need is for the main emergency lurking station to die on me now
>>69154485my future wife (male)
Too many /brit/ gimmicks in here recently, please fuck off, we have enough trannies
>>69154440>>69154443Seems nice, like the lad says, you can keep recording until you get one you like.
>>69154485>/britfeel/ needs more Camii postingit does desu
>>69154496I haven't been to /brit/ in over a year. What are their latest gimmicks? We usually import them about 3 months after they have died there
>>69154497>you can keep recording until you get one you likeI've never experienced this. Every one of these i've had has given you about 1min 30sec to answer the question with no retakes.
If there's one thing I really don't see this general lacking, it's trannies.
>>69154353>>69154355Imagine if I uppercutted you pair into the air and sliced the both of you in half with a katana before you reached the ground haha.
>>69154504Hey based camiibro
>>69154514Haven't been there recently either but I assume it's the same camiiposting/Aishaposting, rorke and leftypol one liners (quite like this one personally), and discord copypasta tripe
>>69154298Alcohol stains actually but yes that's why. Been stressed to fuck all week.
>>69154533Could you afford the bus ticket to my place, lad?
>>69154540Love the calcium spot on her tooth, she too cute
>>69154447Must be the local cafe because it's the only place I've been in two weeks.I can't believe I avoided it for so long and then got it when nobody cares.It's just like a worse cold desu, not that bad but I have had two vaccines so maybe they helped.
I need to know the last time HHL had a wank, a wanking update if you will
camii onlyfans where?
nowt wrong with camii posting
>>69154579This is obviously a bloke
>>69154579Suspect I would be better off dating a tranny, at least I know how to make a dick cum.
spam mong is a figment of your imagination, he isnt real
>>69154595Why obviously? I think she passes very well
>>69154595>This is obviously a blokeshe/her are her pronouns
>>69154606Ever been with a woman, mate?
>>69154611You don't get to decide your pronouns lad
>>69154614Only women with penises
>>69154614She is better than a women. FACT
Alright imma head out nowWish me luck fuckers
>>69154611She's just too cute <3
>>69154630Language is just a tool for communication broHe obviously wishes to communicate that he's mentally ill
Well well well my lads
Helperlods Apu is so addicted to the cokey-wokey. Saw him earlier, sniffing through blood encrusted nostrils. He came up to me and said he'd let me 'bummy-wum' him for fifty quid and a drive down to his dealer and back to the disgusting den he lives in with that fat alcoholic waster.Still remember the first day he got that Apu, adorable wee fren aspired to be the lead guitarist for a Math-Apu Zydeco Progressive Metal band. Was always practicing and singing his little heart out, then he got hooked on the cokey-wokey.Now all he does is wank, drink and get passed around HHL's alcoholic mates like a fat green fleshlight. Last week he told he'd had a wank and if I wanted to watch. Something about No Nutty-wuttingham Wune.They should take that frog off him.
Why won't Frosty's apu meet HHL's apu though? What's the problem?
I wonder what Nubs is doing. I really like Nubs
>>69154684>What's the problem?Both being imaginary is the main problem
Going to stop ban evading if everyone else here is a virgin freak
I'm considering taking a job in Worcester when I return which will mean Nubs and I can be friends more easily.
How can we get are Camz to post in /britfeel/ lids
>>69154719What a freakish female impersonator. I wonder if we will ever see a return of black and white minstrel shows along these same lines.
Camii is aware of Alina.
Nubs is the most beautiful woman to ever grace /britfeel/
Nubs is old hat I'm afraid ladsIt's all about Cams now
>>69154744Nubs is still fit
>>69154737Yeah like I said earlier that's my claim to fame, got the mp4 somewhere
Need to build my Cams folder for spamming here
Do you have anything signed by a celebrity?I have an autographed photo of a BBC news presenter
He's got bored with spamming audits as they're not generating enough attention So he's moved onto something more controversial to spam in this general.This place is his life.
britfeel needs more apu posting
Jimmy Savile fixed it for me
Binging on Cosby Show.
>>69154768is it true tig is trafficking you
>>69154790Which one? I met Jane Hill once
Going for a lay down. Tell me when Nubs posts
>neighbour boy is still wearing his school uniform
>>69154827Beccy Wood
>>69154516Ah, if it's like that, I can understand why you don't like it.
>>69154863Corr she fit
>>69154825>is it true tig is trafficking youPrefer not to say
>>69154799Apu posting is therapeutic.I like to write and read the stories. /britfeel/ and Feel Street has deep Apu lore.An outlet for some creative writing.
Need more auditor recommendations lads
Aw, shit, I wish I had a job to quitI wish I had a boss that I could tell to fuck offGive me the satisfaction of a dramatic exitAnd not just a long car ride and a short goodbye in a parking lot (Oh oh oh)
>>69154899For me it's Law And Auditshttps://www.youtube.com/c/LawAndAudits/videos
Thinking about starting an auditing channel in the West Midlands
Thinking about ways to make my suicide more impactful
in my 27 years of life i havent found a haircut that suits me.
Your boy Makaveli has dropped a fresh videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOybAzl8KR8
>>69154669Like to see a pic of Helperlad's imaginary frog wearing somethig like pic related
>>69154663Just want a real Camii kiss ;_;
>>69154939Same except i'm 31. Think i've just got genetically terrible hair.
>>69154939Skin fade
>>69154939Are you the bowl cut lod?
>>69154964Love it lad. Post all the Camii webms you have please I'm trying to expand my folder
>>69154939Skinhead but do the full outfit with bovver boots and ben Sherman then go and kick poleys head in
>>6915496213:33 Makaveli gives the advice I've been giving you all for weeks. Just calm down and smoke a doobie.
>>69154987i was gonna mention in my post that i have buzzed my hair before. think it was the only decent one. but it doesnt really 'count' does it? plus i want to use my hair while ive still got it. but im not the type of person to get it trimmed every 4 weeks or whatever, so it just falls into a weird Legoman bowl haircut thing.
Liquid poos again Christ lads
Has Mark Edwards left YouTube again lids?
>>69154962honestly, seems like a decent lad if he wasnt a NEET.
>>69154894a lot of the apu posting gives me a good chuckle desu lad
If smell
>>69154962why is he so into roman regins.
Shout out to Davie boy, Garbino, British beer dude, Veli 420, Freddy Krueliquor Malt liquor folks
I have returnedVery high density of subhumans outside again unfortunately, fuck i really do hate the citySpastic downstairs has been yelling around in the stairwell again too just now lol
>>69155089No shoutout for Mark!
>>69155100Fuck, how could I forget Mr Seaside
Has smirnonce been b& again? Haven't noticed any of his drivel recently
>>69152701Wtf, Elite KL support Palestine over Israel???
jesusmississippi i cant believe i spelled it right the first time i triedhow many ss's and p's does it......a lot apparently
Gonna ingest me meal shake in 10 i thinkYeah that'd be ideal
>Sneeze just now>Gets all over my glasses Fuck sake really
>>69155151How many kcals de lad?
>>69155129I think I saw him in the night/morning thread today. He posted a picture of his scummy, bleeding fingernails.
i also sneeze with my eyes
>>69155194He was posting in this very thread
>>69155026The wagie seethe is pouring from this post
Makaveli angry because none of his pirated games work
How do I meet barely legal British zoomers? I want to groom them.
www.barelylegalzoomers.co.uk
>>69155272McAfee Antivirus begging me not to click this
>>69155282I'd be wary, desu. I clicked on it, and it tried to blackmail me, it knew I once wanked off. I deleted system32 and it's all gone now. Phew/10.
>>69154962Never understood how people got into wwe and shit. Bit gay really
Do we know when HHL last wanked?
>>69155316He's currently doing NND (no nut day).
>>69155272nice thx
What car do you drive?Me? Renault Clio
>>69155353Didn't know my mum posted on britfeel
Fucking spastic subhuman downstairs banging around again/against pipes and shit lolLooking forward to the retaliation later on when he overdoes it againFirst imma clean out the shaker though
>>69155365It's blue, I like it
Got my Apu a job at Pepe Incorporated. He's doing quite well, he's making waves in Big Womf and hopefully he'll progress in the industry. Would love to see him become the CEO of Womfiness.
>>69153792is abhorrent another word for based
>>69155423shut it dosser
>>69155459But he's not dossing. He's got a job, lad. Can you read?
Fucking spastics downstairs are cooking microchips again lolI can smell them through the floorboardsFucking Jamie Oliver didn't do enough
oh look britfeel radio has released a new episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_DGLf-523A
Fockin ell i still need to take a crap as well
I'm going to bait some nonce hunters and arrange to meet, then tip off an auditor that there'll be an arrest. then sit back and watch the auditor get noncehunted live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D-a4tCO2yYanother WHITE nonce.
is there a racing event to watch that isnt f1? f1 cars just dont interest me, but i want to watch racing.
>>69155353Ford Fiesta ecoboost. Basic but I love it, get to do zoomies
>>69155513nascar de lid
>>69155526Nascar is even worse lol
>>69155509we're preda'ah exsposhur and weev jus' exposed yer' fookin' arse.
>>69155532nascar is the right white mans sport. paki like you wouldn't get it
>>69155535yer a fookin wrongun eh u dirty bastard
>>69155423looks like pepe inc isnt doing too well lad
Wempted to go t' shoppington and get some wokkles in me. Might finally start watching that Obi-Wan tonight.
>>69155540Don't ever call me the p word again or I will audit you and your dosser family to kingdom come
>>69155513rally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg&t=56s
>>69155567I saw this on reddit xD
>>69155540Nascar is for white trash. Real whites watch F1
>>69155353Me? The Batmobile.
Chorus effect on guitar makes me roll my eyes
>>69155509>im only his step grandadlol gramps distancing himself from the vile bacon already
For the patrician? It has to be monster trucks. The sport for true aristocrats.
>>69155598Little girls shouldnt be come round here. Not safe.
>>69155605My apu ran out into the pit last time we went. Had to stop the show and have him removed. Never again.
holy shit lads, did you just read what his imaginary frog did? mental
>>69155618You've got to tie them up at big events. They get easily excited. I still remember Frensborough when hundreds of em were forced through that chain link fence like play-dough after they tried to stampede the pitch.
why dont more people ride motorcycles?
Um. Excuse me?Can you please stop posting Apus, you're making a little lad very upset. He HATES cartoon frogs and would prefer we go back to talking about personality did the sex.We've got to be considerate, they set him off. We'll wait for his carer to put him to bed and go back to posting about our frens.
>>69155569thats nice lad*pats you on the head*
Going to take my arse to Shitshire
why dont more people want their brain splattered across the road?
>Friends girlfriend is trying to set me up with one of her friendsI'm not sure I want the details of my body, penis and poor sex performance to become common knowledge.
>>69155676Maybe they don't realise they have the choice?
These nonce catchers even carry walkie talkies now kek
Fuck it. Garn shop me. Haven't even got any wilk in for a wuppa.
I have successfully relieved myselfToilet was a little clogged there but i managed to quickly unclog it again via that trick i learned during the 2nd airbnb stay earlier
>>69155675Took a little trip to laffington-on-the-naze thanks to this here post heh
Recon many nonce hunters are nonces
>>69155832I recon many auditors are rejected police officers.
>>69155832they just eliminating the competition really
I reckon some of you lot spell words wrong on porpoise.
>>69155848>I recon many auditors are rejected police officers.recon they were all bullied in school
>>69155832this is a classic nonce obfuscation tactic, they accuse the people hunting them down of being nonces themselves.you've been stung before havent you?
The majority of nonce hunters are in it for the easy fame
>>69155881What are some of the other tricks you use?
The majority of auditors are in it for the easy youtube money
>>69155864i have my apu type my posts, english is his seveth languagedicateted not read
>>69155907mine only types in chinese
>>69155901No doubt. Especially the thick ones and they aren't even subtle about it 'Join my channel for exclusive perks'
>>69155907The Apu that lives with me I had de-fingered. You can leave them at home for long periods of time and relax safe in the knowledge they can't pick anything up or push any buttons once you have them fixed. Destructive things, it was my gf's idea to get one.
>>69152899Someone tell me what video she is from please. i can't find her anywhere.
Crooma will be making her return tommorow.
>>69155353My gf not me as I get chaperoned everywhere but I've not long got a Kona electric via Motability and we've also got a Mini convertible.
Ok, I am giving it a try. Seeing little apu here can type a post for me. Good job wittle fellow.Dickhead NORAD
>>69155353>What car do you drive?ford focus
>every woman that has posted here has ended up being raped by a britfeeler>multiple other britfeelers often brag about their rapescapades
>>69156004shut it gayboy
>>69155353Ford Capri 2.8 injection
>>69156004The only /britfeel/er who has been raped is MB
>>69156004>rapescapadestell me more anon
>>69156025and you're obsessed with it you nonce sadist, it gets you off. rancid runt.
Mark's uncle Tig is a rapist
>>69156054How many people has he raped?
My friend is a YouTube auditor
>>69155916is he a cheap knock off from wali wexpress or a mutlilingual genius staging some sort of protest?>>69155943good idea. i just throw a blanket over mine when i go out, fools it into thinking its night time
>>69155916That's what happens when you buy cheap knock off apus. Mine cost me 2k and does most of my posting.
sent my apu out to get me a KFC. Hope he doesn't fuck up my order again
You wouldn't discriminate against a woman just because she's infertile; in fact you'd be even more eager to shag her knowing there's no risk of pregnancy.So why do it to transwomen?
Grown men posting about imaginary women and frogs haha what are they like
>>69156109>you'd be even more eager to shag her knowing there's no risk of pregnancy.Speak for yourself pal
>>69156118>and frogsHow many times LID?MY APU IS REALEnd of
>>69156100i used to give mine a note with my order written down on it to show the staff but he kept eating it or trying to bone it
>>69156118Sorry, this was my apu trolling. I've sent him up to his room now.
>>69156118What makes you so mad about the frogs, lad?What should we post about?
>>69156172what the.. is that real?
Only here for Nubs
looks like we got ourselves a no apu having bitch up in here
>>69156136Lad your Apu is turning into a full Seether. Won't be long before he turns on you.
>>69156195It's Camii now ladKeep up
>>69156203Why lust over a tranny when I can lust over a beautiful woman
my spelling is getting worse as i get older, i'm either getting dumber, my vocab is too big or i've stopped caring.
>>69156172sir what is wrong with your apu
Snack update snack update>>69156229>>69156229>>69156229
>>69155650Dangerous, uncomfy, shit when it rains all the time.
>>69156109Because trans vaginas are gross
