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>Kamen Rider Faiz Edition

https://youtu.be/gSJlLtkS3S4

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>>69139220
>>69139220
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>tfw no muscly bf who NEEDS a back massage
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thank God for anon, he's just like kamen rider, delivering speedy justice and saving us from horribly monstrous villains
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Dubs determine the true thread

>>69152900
>>69152900
>>69152900
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>>69152960
LISTEN UP, VILLAINOUS SCUMS
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>>69152969
you lost the annual /r9gay/ quickdraw competition, get over it you filthy script user
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>>69153029
Live with it and accept that it was a part of you.
I am still cringe, but I accept it.
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>>69152969
kill yourself, obnoxious degenerate faggot
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Just think of yourself as cute instead of cringe!
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No please dont do that...
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>tfw no japanese bf
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Why not? Awkward is cute!
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>>69152552
>>69152784
So proud of pulling through that you're bragging, even though it took you almost two hours to write a couple of sentences. Even though I never told you to do it, you decided to do it all on your own. A real glutton for punishment. I'm glad you had fun.

I thought about giving you a cock-focus censor task or anal-only masturbation, something like that if you were a little less gay. It didn't seem necessary for such a proud fag like you.
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>>69153177
I apologize Master, You are correct (obviously) I was bragging, which in of itself is very shameful but the reason for it makes it ten times worse...
And yes, I truly do crave punishment! So please just one more restriction, anything!
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>>69153177
>>69153241
what....guys....
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>>69153130
I speak Japanese is that good enough?
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>>69153339
no....weird question.
How did you learn it?
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Take yourself right up to the edge, toy. Do it again. Once, twice, again and again. Right up to the edge. Soak in the pleasure.

Do not cum.

Slap yourself in the balls ten times for each edge and remember to thank me. Who knows the next time you'll be allowed to touch, that's not for you to say.
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>he likes boys
Cringe
>He likes men
Based af.
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>>69153514
What about boyish men
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>>69153465
Your wish is my command, be sure to let me know of anything else.
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Okay, that's more than enough cringe for this thread.
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>>69153520
No such thing anon.

You're either a boy or a man. There is no in-between.
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im so fucking cuteeeeeeeee
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He actually means he is very awkward and cringe! But that's still cute so it's okay.
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I hate getting horny in these threads
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>he likes boys
Based
>He likes men
Gross
Disgusting
Nauseating
Vomit-Inducing
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>>69153641
Shoo shoo agp tranny. Gynephillia does not belong here. R9gay is for androphillia
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>>69153413
Standard track of genki 1 and 2, then Tobira
After that it's just lots of reading and practice. If you're going to take the JPLT the textbooks for those are pretty good (although they're more for doing well on the test than teaching Japanese)
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cute boys = cute
bottom text
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>>69153711
JOOOE BIDEN WAKE UP
WAKE UP
YOU HAVE TWO YEAR
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>eating a breakfast sammich at 7pm
fuck the rules >:)
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i keep dreamin dreamin
of cute cute boys
keep dream dreaming
of a boy like you

yea!~
a boy like you!
ooohuwu~ a boy like you!~
i'll keep...
dreamin...
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open the door this is the breakfast police
we have you surrounded
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>>69153831
this egs too juicy you will get sallmonela in in
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>>69153841
the heat of the hollandaise cooks the egg
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Bro I just wanna nut in the butt of a nut with a butt.

Why am I like this
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>>69153841
you can eat eggs raw unless you live in some 3rd world shithole
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those eggs are poached
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>>69153712
can you only read it?
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I need a super-subby anon to erp with.
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>>69153845
mayonaise willl not help it the bacteria growss there too

>>69153848
mos t places you cant eat wraw egg it makes u sick
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>>69153711
how is it possible some people are hairy like this? im starting to believe the water has been tampered with
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I need a super-subby anon to literally kill in real life this is not a joke I will really do it.

just kidding fbi
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>>69153908
It's equally baffling to me that some people are just... smooth all over. For me it's exactly the opposite: hair all over. I shed like a big dog.
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i need a super subby anon to be platonic friends with and not do anything lewd
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>>69153909
Sorry anon I'm already taken ;)
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>>69153909
>>69153937
Both very tempting offers desu
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stop using spoilers its annoying
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Quit drinking six months ago.
Liver transplant three months ago.
4/1 april fool's date of surgery.
4/20 blazed up the first day home.
Smoke weed everyday bros...
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>>69153933
im not hairless but i dont have much hair. i have never seen a hairy person in real life and ive spent days at the beach. hairy arms, but never stomach and chest
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>>69153947
this type of pulley is sometimes called a snatch block and i'm posting it not because i require its mechanical advantage to perform work upon a load but because i simply just want to snatch you up in my arms and whisk you away to a fairytale romance
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I am repeating my desire for a super subby anon but in spoilers this time.
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>>69153880
I can speak it too although probably with a bad accent
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my depressive episode made everyone mad at me. how does that make any sense at all?
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>>69154097
your poor mood is not only unpleasant for you but also for others around you. rather than cause them to help you improve your mood it often has the opposite effect of causing people to move away instead.
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>faggot month is going to end in a week
>tfw it can't be faggot month every month
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>>69154308
oh noooo we are all doomed
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>>69152897
Probably the rider with the most idiot looking helmet
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>>69154312
it's gonna be straight month for 11 months.
we won
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>>69154338
What about Blade's helmet?
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>>69154357
>he doesn't know about the other faggot month in October
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>>69154227
that is ture i think, but the reason everyone is mad at me is because i stayed in bed for 12 hours a day and stopped communicating with them completely
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>>69153523
Well so far so good. I was all this time doing exactly as asked. And I managed to control myself every single time!But once a single droplet of cum did form on the tip, but no orgasm happened I swear!!!!
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>>69154381
>i really dont what is it
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>>69154097
>>69154227
True or False: most of anons' depressive and unmotivated problems is caused by their constipation issues.
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>>69154483
false for me. it seems to be completely random with maybe a time cycle, probably just random
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>>69154483
false i consume nutritional psyllium husk
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>>69154482
October is LGBT history month.
2 months doesn't seem like enough to express how integral sodomy is to capitalism and western civilization though. I think there should be even more gay months.
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>>69154547
>psyllium husk
How well does it work? Do you take it daily? What negatives?
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>>69154308
I don't even know why you have a whole month.

Wait, yes I do. Easy money. Lmao.
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>>69154552
i mean, the navy is basically dependent on it after they took away the alcohol
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hey im trying to waste time here... start the posty
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>>69154573
>Easy money
Hm? How does this help anyone make money?
When I was going to a good college there were lots of LGBTQ+ people there. I think the elites of our society are mostly LGBT themselves or have lots of LGBT friends. This is just them presenting their values openly.
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>>69154733
u dare to demand postage from myself: the strongest king?
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>>69154747
>slap a rainbow label on something
>people flock to it because it's giving them representation omg
that easy.
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>>69154755
yes, please, king... post... NOW. please... or else
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i keep hitting the wrong punctuation button, but my eyes are trash so i cant tell the difference until after i hit enter
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>>69154782
perhaps u should reconsider
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>>69154869
>as a girl
>got femimine jeans and threw his hips to the side
why even
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>>69154869
these jeans have always confused me. who actually buys this shit? also i like the squares above the phone really satisfying for some reason
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>>69154869
You look stunning sweetie
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>>69154778
I just don't think it changes consumption habits like that.
And you'd also have to consider the many people who experience discomfort at LGBT imagery.
There's no reason to assume that capitalists are just apolitical profit-maximizers.
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>>69154308
Good. I fucking hate rainbow shit and publicized corpo faggot trash.
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Hello? I'd like a cute French twink please. Thank you.
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>>69154968
Why would you hate that people with power and influence love you?
I just don't get it.
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>>69154950
it gets gullible people to buy. and gives the company some clout.
if it's a service that everyone has to use, the uncomfortable people will just look at it with disgust, but keep having to.
if it isn't, it usually isn't a service they'd use/buy anyways.
>no reason to assume capitalists are just apolitical profit-maximizers
you're joking right? they're only political in the sense of wanting to get someone who'll help them in power.
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>the guy I'm romantically interested in all but states he wants a dynamic where I simp for him

Is it really that bad as long as there's no orbiters?
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>>69155007
sounds bad and dumb. if you can make friends why waste your time doing this?
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I would simp, orbit and stan my bf. Only for him and nobody else and that's what makes it okay. Because he reciprocates.

Otherwise it's cringe...
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>supreme court just declared the state shall issue me a gun
UNDER NO PRETEXT COMRADES
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how's the roe v wade overturn discussion going, american anons?
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>>69154990
Everyone is political. It's easy to dehumanize those of a different class but those people also have beliefs and agendas. Look at American Jews, for example, who use their money and power to support Israel.
In the same way, many powerful people simply support LGBT normalization.
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>>69155086
dont know and dont care. its not going to have any effect where i live anyways
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>>69155086
i heard satanists are trying to open schools now that the states are funding religious education

of course they're being shot down and making the theocratic hypocrisy apparent like always
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i have ignored all political happenings for 28 years and im not going to stop now. i dont even remember 9/11
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a kind of funny thing to consider with abortion is that if being gay is genetic then there will inevitably be an effective gay genocide when the genes are identified and can be screened for much like how down syndrome is almost eliminated in certain countries
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>>69155142
we've entered the acceleration period already you fool, your bubble of privilege can't insulate you from reality forever
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>>69155170
Yes it can. with money
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>>69155166
In any sensible country you can't just abort willy-nilly without a proper reason.
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>>69155093
what do they benefit by doing so?
said Jews have some sort of affection for it by their heritage.
people in power don't have any of that, and wouldn't endorse LGBT just for the sake of it.
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>>69155170
it can and will. will be even easier when they finally make a quality timesink again
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Imagine being born before 9/11
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>tfw no born before 9/11 bf
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>tfw no nigger tonguing my anus bf
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Ew, he wants a black bf ew ew.
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my nigger bf can beat your sissy cracker ass
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life before 9/11 was so simple. the only things that you had to remember until then was the alamo and 1776
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>>69155362
>he didn't remember the 6 million
Oy vey
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>730 am
>waiting for alcohol to wear off so i can fap
this isn't abnormal for me.
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life really was pretty comfy before 2004 though the 2007 thing is a myth
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I wonder when Anon is gonna allow me to relieve myself. Getting pretty sore here...
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what's with fags and wanting to be told what to do?
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>>69155661
the real question is why do they always have to show everyone? probably some kind of rapist gene
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eight days without sharting
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never sharted before have shit a deluge many times
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I peed myself once
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never peed myself just got piss on my shirt
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just bit my cheek. summer ruined
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slow days are best spent gaming, but there is no more game...
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Incontinent or not, all bottoms should be in diapers.
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>>69155956
too dangerous to even do as a joke. what if its actually really comfortable and then you wear them for real
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^^i hate this general so much
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i love /r9gay/ its my favorite. if there was no /r9gay/ i would have to go back to the floor shitting threads
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>>69155987
Maybe you should try it, anon.
You can be brave and then report back how dangerous it is to us.
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>>69156050
im already too much of a manchild this would cause great damage. you wear them first and maybe then ill try it, once
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i had to wear diapers for medical reasons and they're not very nice. it feels amazing when you peel an old one off and wash underneath though. amazing.
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Anon I have to pee really really bad but I am too busy playing Tales of Maj'Eyal!!!
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i love how gay people think they have the right to walk in the door and start harrassing all the straight people in the room.
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>>69156135
I do this and its hilarious how they start kissing my hands
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>>69156133
show me purrease
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>>69156097
I'm not a bottom so I can't, but I am here to support you.
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DONT WEAR DIAPERS !
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faggots talking about diapers again i see, what are you like silly billies.
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>>69156237
nn you have to put them on me then
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sigh
>tfw no sonic bf
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sonic spinball only not sure if thats important
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stop trolling me you dingus
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sonic spinball is no joke. thats classic sonic
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>>69156624
I'd rather kill myself, still mad about your shit thread?
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why dont these fat pics ever show penis?
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>>69156630
*swallows you whole*
You'll look good on my waistline
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>>69156655
they're made for non-binary freaks who like farts
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>>69156655
because then pirandoshit gets banned because it would be furry porn.
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>>69156655
Anthro porn is illegal!
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wake up you lazy bitch
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>>69156914
As a gay I need male attention to function...
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>>69153465
I have literary only pleasured myself for the whole day today... Can I please get permission to finish, I don't think I'll be able to do anything else until I'm done.
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>>69156945
then get posting... i will look at them thoroughly
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are friends good for skin care?
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remembered that time nenpo wasnt deleted. how can a php ruin lives...
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>>69156960
Okay then: you're finished. Hands off. No more touching tonight.
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>got drunk
>screamed into a pillow (twice)
no regrets
except im gonna get the shakes soon ):
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>tfw no sensitive bf to treat like a delicate flower (and hug all day)
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>>69156018
where are the floor shitting threads I'm intwigued
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>>69157185
>tfw no bf to go on a nice sunset walk through the woods with
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>be aromantic
>Don't feel sad being single
>Avoid tfwnobf
>literally superior

AHAHAHAHHA
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>>69157212
>aromantic
Zoomers are a menace.
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need a flour bf...
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>>69157220
I'm 29. Stay seething bfKEK
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>>69157230
>older than me barely
Hot.
Wanna choke me?
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>>69157090
But I-I meant t-to... I-I feel like I'm shell-shocked...
M-maybe this is just a misunderstanding! Y-Yes, yes that must be it!
Anon I did not ejaculate a single time, don't You remember??? I don't even I accumulated an absurd amount... I-It even hurts a bit. So...didn't You want to, say s-something else there???
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>>69157165
>tfw no drunk bf to be irresponsible with
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i am going to turn 29 in about 180 hours
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>>69157211
>tfw you will never hold his hand the whole time
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>>69157250
>tfw no bf to drink with and cuddle instead of saying stupid stuff on the internet like you usually do
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>>69157252
happy 180 hours before your birth day anon
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>>69157291
god i wish
used to feel an urge to contact all my previous friends when drunk
now i just want to squeeze and fall asleep with someone
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>>69157332
thanks. i kind of hate birthdays, mostly just mine though
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>>69157348
haha I have both
I will drunk text literally anyone and say the most absurd things
it's a fucking stupid habit
probably cause I'm lonely
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>>69157368
why's that? is it a getting older thing or what? I love birthdays, the idea that everyone has their own special day is so nice
>tfw you remember birthdays better than names
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>>69157377
i used to feel like I was "unresolved" with people but then i got to accept that drifting apart was natural
now being drunk just lowers my inhibitions enough that i really feel the no bf sting and i get into very confessional moods with the people i happen to be around at the time
also tend to order food online but that feels unrelated
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>>69157244
I think I was pretty clear. Is that a problem? Or can you take no for an answer.
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>>69157441
I've done that before, those are the worst
I made a fake facebook account to try to contact an ex from years ago once lol
did the same with my former best friend too
I mega cringe and try to forget about it completely, I didn't even check to see if either replied I just noped out and blotted it from my mind
desu I think it would be pretty sweet if someone did that to me though. I know it's annoying or cringe or whatever but it'd be nice to feel remembered and valuable to someone
I'm glad I never got in the habit of drunk buying things whether it's food or otherwise, that can be nightmarishly destructive
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>>69157410
getting older does suck, but i just want to stay in my room, alone, and they are going to make me go out for dinner. ive always hated the attention from my birthday even when i was very young. im not exactly sure why
it is a nice thing though. im sure people appreciate that you remember
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>>69157505
ha...ha...ahahhahahaHAHAHAHA
A-a a problem!!!???!?!??11?1?? Nope! Not here!
Of course! What was I thinking??? I'm such a stupid thing!!! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! Gosh, what I the world was I thinking?!
No problemo!!! Not in the slightest bit! Mhm, yes, yes. A-After all I live to obey You, and nothing else :)))))))))))
You know maybe we should one day remove this thing between my legs, I mean it's so useless anyway. And ugly! Ugh so ugly, who in the world would wanna touch that!?!?!? I sure wouldn't.
Anyway, I love you Anon!!!! :)))))))))))))))
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based penis removal anon
>tfw you will never be a eunuch from childhood like a castrato opera singer or something
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>tfw no bf to do (...) together with
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>>69157566
unfortunately nobody wants to remember me or be remembered by me
but that was a kind thing to say c:
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>>69157536
>ex
wish i had an one desu all i have is a failed to be due to my spaghetti
i get you anon. often i get quite paranoid about what i mean to people and it's always nice to be validated
im usually very pinchy with my pennies but i can't resist a midnight mcdonalds or the like. any amazon purchases are made with a complete and sober mind though that's a pit i can't afford to fall into
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>>69157634
youre nice anon, today... i think people remember you, but people are really forgetful. what did you do for your last birthday?
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>>69157701
I didn't do anything, I was really sad the whole time
I was supposed to go to a japanese buffet with my family but there was some reason why they couldn't do it on the day and then it just got forgotten instead of doing it later
I don't mean to make them look bad or anything though they're nice I was just sad... opposite of you I guess
do you at least get to pick a place you like? desu I think it's really insensitive when other people commandeer your birthday like that
it's YOUR day, people should celebrate it the way you want to (even if it's not at all)
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>>69157611
>Anyway, I love you Anon!!!!
>Anon
Excuse me? You were so close to saying something nice.
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> tfw pride month almost over
The curse has dispelled for now

Until October... I'll prep the shotgun. This ends now. Either I'll be dead or Pride month will. Wish me luck.
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>gay month almost over
>still no bf
Another year another failure.
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>>69157741
You should just tell them what you want to do for your birthday, just because their family doesn't give them the right to push you around especially if they're going to flake anyways.
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>>69157898
huh oh no it was my idea and they agreed to it
I like doing stuff for birthdays
when I said the thing about commandeering birthdays I was talking about the anon I replied to
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I am going to turn 20 this year...never even had a kiss...
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>>69157741
that is unfortunate. hopefully your next one is a great memory. do you like to celebrate holidays in general too? like really get into the mood, or is the way birthdays are more personal the appeal?
>do you at least get to pick a place
yeah, but i usually just go with whatever the idea is. there never is a plan really. some family or family friends show up and we hang around the house or we go out, eat and then hang around the house for a little bit
my grandmother wont let me just stay home and do nothing for my birthday even if its just saying hi to people for a couple minutes. there is no escape because i live with her too. i think she wants to have the social party herself, and she thinks im too depressed. always bothering me about something, but i guess i shouldnt complain that is kind of a nice thing
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i hear the birds on a summer breeze i drive fast
i am alone at midnight
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>>69157827
*hits forehead with palm*
I'm sorry! Must have mistyped, silly me! To be honest I am currently very fidgety and somewhat lightheaded, don't know why though haha :) So that had probably something to do with it!
What I of course actually meant to say is:
I love You Master!!!!!!!!!! More than anything in this world!
<3 <3 <3
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>20
>brain's not even cooked yet
>waah it's ogre :'(
Meanwhile I'm a 29 y.o. 6'1" bottom.
Yes I'm KV, nobody likes tall bottoms.
Game was rigged from the start.
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ive always preferred same height in my fantasy
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my bf is really really small we are talking like 5'4 but his cock is 8 inches
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>>69157965
>or is the way birthdays are more personal the appeal?
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of holidays except for halloween, but I also don't mind the excuse to have fun. They seem forced and artificial and I don't like the consumerism either. I can understand it's different for religious people or people with kids or something like that though, but I'm definitely not into seasonally decorating the house or anything like that.
>but i guess i shouldnt complain that is kind of a nice thing
ah yeah I can understand that from both perspectives and her desire for someone she loves to be happy or normal even if that's not the right way to do that
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>>69158121
i swing wildly from short bf to cuddle to tall bf to cuddle
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>>69158140
i agree with that pretty much. its really annoying that people dont understand that some people do not want to socialise, but its hard to complain about it without seeming pathetic especially in my situation
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> top
> Bottom

Fagspeak new language, and I'm just here trying to figure out if they're talking about bunk beds
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every man in my family is 6ft+ all but one cousin, who is 5'5
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every man in my family is 6"1ft+
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im 6ft2, a low 6ft2. the perfect height
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You are all a bunch of manlets
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>>69158332
thats 188cm i forgot to mention that
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my dad's side is short and skinny except one uncle who's tall and skinny
my mom's side is tall big and stocky
my brother is 6'1" and I'm 5'8"
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idk everyone over 6ft seems a bit retarded because of it

big ol body needs too much blood, not enough for the brain
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Anon you didnt help me pee and I wet myself why didnt you help me?!
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because you're a gimmick poster
it was a nice few hours I guess
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well I didnt ask for a comment
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wtf trying to turn our piss soaker into a tear soaked mess...
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You dont even like me...it was all a game for you
>runs away
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quick someone follow those piss prints
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i sleep with a blanket even though its too hot to live
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>>69158336
Stop being rude, impostor-kun.
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Do NOT bully my gayboys!!
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havent vacuumed or swept my room in like a month. its starting to show
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>>69158664
yeah positive posters only pls. well... at least when talking about other posters
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>tfw no positive poster about other posters(me) bf
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penis penis poster you would enjoy if i lived with you
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it would be easy to be positive to my other poster bf, but im pretty negative and pessimistic about all things not people
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Another day doing absolutely nothing, I didn't get out the bed at all, my kidneys hurt, I wasted another day of my life, I feel so worthless and angry, yet I'm still here
Can I ask for a favor again? Please tell me to get up
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>>69159135
anon... its time to get up. unless you want to spend all day with your best friends on /r9gay/ again and again
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>>69159119
please let your light shine on me, we'll make it together
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>>69159196
its dim... you can have it all though
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>>69159286
what's got you feeling so blue tonight?
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>jacked off in front of mirror
>came harder than ever
holy shit
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>>69159373
actually im not that down tonight. just feeling a little blank
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>>69159431
it still sucks being in a mood like that. what can i do to help, would you like a hug?
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>>69159482
it cant hurt to try... i hope
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So, one time I breathed out of my bussy and it stank really bad? I mean, what is that?
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>>69159186
Thank you so much anon, you have no idea how much you helped this soul
>unless you want to spend all day with your best friends on /r9gay/
I couldn't even lurk, just laying on my bed and constantly passing out, fantasizing about all the things I want to do, all I need to do but I haven't
I hope I'll have the strength to do something soon
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Can someone recommend me some more Yaoi/BL to read?
I love Harada's writing, and I'm up-to-date with MADK
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ah jeez, we okay?
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still gay
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>he watches youtube porn
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took a nap and forgot my dream instantly
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I dreamed that I was taking my cat for a walk and she played with two people who were dressed up like her
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recently i had one of those dreams where you notice youre dreaming and try to wake up over and over
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>went in to get a pizza from dominoes today
>zoomer teenage working looked like actual children


I used to think I'd be attracted to 18 year olds as a 30 year old but all I felt was disgust.
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>>69160892
I'm only 22 and most of the 18 year old freshmen at my college come off like retarded children.
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>>69160856

If I ever realize I'm dreaming I get sleep paralysis.
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>>69160892
>>69160914
have wrinkly old sex now
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when I see teenagers it just makes me sad that I wasted my teenage years behind the computer.
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Man I wish I wasn't tired all the time.
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>>69160955
i feel this for a second and then start remembering that i couldnt have done anything else and wasting time behind the computer is what made me happiest
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>>69160985

It did make me happy too, but only because I was too scared to leave my comfort zone and take any risks.
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am eating a banananana
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I fap to furry porn more and more, I think I'm going full furry, might even create a fursona soon.
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pirandoshit bait right there
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>>69160997
i tried to make friends a little bit and it didnt work. i dont think anything will be worse than having to go to school. shit life
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>drank way too much
>again
i wish i was dead
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>tfw no bottom bf to make me eat his smooth bussy
>>
>make me
origato
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started remembering middleschool. will not be doing that again
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>tfw no cyberpunk vr addict bf
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I actually have some pretty good memories of middle school, didn't realize how hopeless I was and had some good times playing vidya.
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middle school was bad all around but I forgot how good it felt to get home and relax
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>get up
>go to school
>no friends but I don't seem to mind much
>go home
>play vidya, Vice City on the PS2.
>eat dinner
>do homework
>go to bed.

life was much simpler then.
>>
around 7th grade is when i learned you can just not get on the bus and there is no more school
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>tfw no one upvotes your posts on reddit
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my mom stayed at home so unless I want to walk around all day I just went to school, slept though most of it though.
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>>69161435
pretty based
sometimes I would do this but then walk to school for lunches to be with friends
then I would go back home
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Where's peeanon? I have to go to and I thought we could hold each other's dicks and cross streams.
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>>69160856
As soon as I realize I'm dreaming, I swing my hands (in my dream) around and break up the clouds until I wake up, kinda like in a cartoon
My dreams have adapted into being very mundane to blur the difference between reality and fiction
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my mom was never home. i have never even had a vacation with my mom she would always send me to family for holidays and summer break
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I miss having cool dreams so much
I used to look forward to going to bed every night
>>
I still do, 8 hours of unconsciousness is better than being awake.
>>
i found fruit snacks in my pocket
i must have put them there earlier and forgot
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>its possible there is another 40 years i have to live
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Where do I meet gay people who aren't promiscuous and are looking for more than just quick sex (not mentally insane if possible)
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>>69161727
i dont know. i figure you just go to the usual places and specify you are only looking for serious people, then its just a waiting and filtering thing
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what if you met a super cute guy but he has the same name as your dad
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>>69162071
i never call my dad anything but dad
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>>69162071

my dad's dead and I share his first middle and last name with a II attached.

>tfw take a boiling hot 30 minute shower because lonely and need comfort, only to overheat yourself and need to run the A/C at 3:30am and 60F.
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>>69162071
wouldn't matter he wouldn't date me anyway :)
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Just look at all these heckin' cute Anons ITT!
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I'll never be one of them
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Posting itt is cute
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not when you're me
it's okay I've accepted long ago that this is the bad ending
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rawr im cute as heck
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congrats now look for porn addicts that can shower you with attention
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I'm cute in an acquired taste kind of way
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>tfw no soldier boy bf
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whoever calls himself cute deserves a punch in the face
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i am cute but i refuse to admit it
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theres a fucking fly in my room someone help me
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>>69162873
kill yourself
here you go
>>
None of you are "cute" or whatever pederastic notion that's supposed to convey.
You're weak and misled. It's pathetic.
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>>69162884
mad fagking? lolololol
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>tfw no weak twink bf that loves guns
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>tfw no retard twink femboy sex slave HRT taking babygirl bf
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>>69162888
You don't care what the answer to your own question is.
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>>69162901
i know your telling the truth i just dont care that much about what happens to me
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>>69162901
Why would I care what a pseud says
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>tfw no bf that likes gore
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>>69162838
I am more of a Butcher kinda guy
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>>69162907
How do you think I feel when you call me a pseud? What are you hoping to accomplish?
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>>69163007
you gonna cry bitch, huh?
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>>69162906
Of course you don't. You're in the gay incel thread. You have to be pretty self-destructive to end up posting here.
Maybe things can be better, though.
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>>69163010
To tell the truth I have been brought to tears by things I've read in these threads but petty insults are not among them.
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>>69162906
you're, not your
your is an implication of ownership
you're is a contraction of you are as in
>i know you are (you're) telling the truth...
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>>69163023
Timeout for you then.
no more r9gay, no more crying
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>you're, not your
>your is an implication of ownership
>you're is a contraction of you are as in
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>tfw no bf to abuse and then love bomb him
jk i couldnt abuse my bf
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>>69163039
What do you hope to accomplish with these replies?
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ive started using the word cute more and more instead of good
why am i so gay
>>
Him being so gay is cute
>>
You being gay is so cute
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>tfw no bf that calls things gay
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>>69162954
soulija boy is the only character i like anymore everyone else is retarded
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>call something gay in vc
>guy asks whats wrong with being gay
ugh
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>tfw no bf that calls people faggots
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>tfw no bottom bf who gets super toxic in online games but is nothing but sweet to me
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>>69163207
>>69163261
I never realised I was so perfect for so many people wow
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>>69163294
give a application form to why you shoild be my boyfriend
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>>69163300
OK:
>no
>I already have a chubby exotic bad boy weeaboo bf
Please consider me generously
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>>69153548
retard explain the word manchild
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>>69154357
I guess you can say. Its going to be eleven months STRAIGHT
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Faggots are all whores. You say you want love but you just want to be entertained until you get bored and move on.
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awww prisongay got his heart broken by a gay boi how tragic :(((((
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i love how gay people think they have the right to prance around harrassing people like frank hassle.
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>you may be poor but ywnba poor man trying to win the love of another poor man
>your life will never be a musical in this theme
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>>69163669
>poor man trying to win the love of another poor man
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*harrasses anon*
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would you a man you catch often staring off into the horizon longingly?
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>poor man
nah i want a rich mommy bottom bf i can be a house husband for
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>>69163677
can you please explain to me what i did wrong this time?
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>>69163713
you didn't do anything wrong, anon.
what you typed resonated with me a little is all.
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I'm very lonely. And tired and hurt and sick.
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>>69163741
it resonates with me too... im sorry anon.
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>>69163747
I know it's tough, Anon.
If I could take extra hardships in life in exchange for yours, I would do it without a second thought.
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i love how gays think they can be bullies when they can't they shan't bully straight people.
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want me to bully you, straight boi?
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you shan't bully me.
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>ywn have a bunch of people who love you or even owe you favours just so you can dial them up and have them all do those favours for one day and win the heart of your crush
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i run my fingers through my pubes and they pull out so easily. do i have a deficiency or something?
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>>69163978
you are transitioning involuntarily and thus your pubic follicles are dying out rip anon
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>it's summer
>tfw no bf to go swimming with
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>>69163802
That's a generous sentiment, but the only balm that can soothe me is love...
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look at me look how gay i am, hehe i'm so silly and cute.

i can smash your head with a rock?
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>tfw no subtle multiple personalities disorder bf who only becomes apparent when he finally kills me
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>tfw no shorty bf to tease when feeding him by telling him he needs to eat because hes a growing boy
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>>69164008
Good luck finding that balm.
I've struggled for too long with it.
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>tfw no bf who loves me even when I'm being a little bitch and refusing to eat because that drink was 500 calories and I don't want to get fat
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Alonely alone
Lonely lone
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>>69164193
would you care if your bf was chubby desu
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>>69164218
Funnily enough, I'm a chubby chaser.
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>tfw no bf who loves and respects me at all times
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Do you need me to do anything today for you?
You know I'm devoted to you...
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i just need you to tell me everything will be alright
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>>69164268
ugh i need a boy like you
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>>69164292
Hey, everything's gonna be fine.
It'll be a day just like any other, you'll see.
And if it doesn't? I'll be right here to help you get through it or just listen if you want to vent.
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>>69164306
>boy
Anon I'm 29.
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>>69164352
so? all skinny bottoms are boys desu
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>>69164331
this is not going to make me cry
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>>69164360
>just assumes I'm a bottom
How do you know I'm not a top, huh?
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>tfw no fbf that knows you're a bottom right away
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>>69164410
Trust me it's easy to tell
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>>69164387
I never wanted to make you cry.
I'll stop bothering you, I didn't mean to upset you.
I hope things for you turn for the better.
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Suck it Guys I have a bf now
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>>69164398
of course i cant know for sure
feel free to disagree anon boy
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>>69164460
I will postpone the sucking until I get a bf as well!
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>>69164474
you will be sucking a skeletons cock then
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heh, we'll see how long that lasts. *necks bottle of wine*
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Guys....where is my masked rider bf?
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>>69164475
Wow, okay meanie :(
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>>69164494
Fiiiiiiiiiine I am sorry dude...you will get your bf and make great moments together.
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>>69164458
please don't go
you just seem too good to be true
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>>69164465
>feel free to disagree
I won't lie to you, anon~
>>
Today is the day!
Get on the apps. Talk to people. Have a date irl.
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underneath each and every skyskraper is a hidden silo, what lurks beneath is an underground network of godzilla type monsters.

did you know that most skyscrapers are completley hollow cuboids? like tents held up by one inner elevator shaft.

the skyscrapers are only there to hide the silos that are ancient...
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>>69164647
>godzilla
Wow that's boring, could've been anything but no, it's godzilla.
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>>69164647
>godzilla type monsters.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAH FUCKING SCARY
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>there is no such thing in the world as muscly shy nerd/dork
How am I ever going to get my dream bf...
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>>69164505
I'm a walking, talking, neuortic nightmare, Anon.
I am nowhere near approaching 'too good' in any capacity.
I won't go if you don't want me to, but don't get the wrong idea about me.
Is there something particular that's got you this way? Did something happen?
Why wouldn't things be alright?
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>>69164660
what would be better?
>>69164666
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>>69164681
huge spiders or something
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>>69164684
what about huge turtles?
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>>69164694
turtles are friendly tho....
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>>69164672
You won't. You'll either settle for a real bf or you'll spend years dreaming about whatever idealized version of a bf you came up with.
Pro tip: a real bf is better.
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>>69164681
Tell you what, make it a mecha godzilla and I'll be satisfied.
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>>69164698
but what if i said these turtles had red eyes and black shells? not so friendly now
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>>69164715
B-B-B-BOWSER?!
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Come on, gays. It's Friday. It's the perfect day for you to have your first date. What are you waiting for?
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Hue I cant....I have to play sonic heroes
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>>69164730
This, my Betelgeuse ain't gonna Auraxium itself.
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only if you post a horny gif
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>>69164678
aging, illness, time is running out and this might really be it, that's my life there's no second act.

how are you?
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>>69164744
One horny gif for sir, coming right up!
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>>69164730
You've been playing videogames for years. You can play it tomorrow, or any other day, the game will be there waiting for you as always. People, not so much.
Drop the videogame for today. Download dating apps. What's stopping you? You do have a smartphone, right? Even if you don't you can emulate one. Regardless, you should try to talk to your local gays. One if them is your future bf but unlike the games, he won't be there waiting for you forever.
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>>69164758
If you've come up with all these coming of age conclusions by yourself, why not take some action?
Why not try real life dating?
Why not try dating apps and meeting new guys and going to dates and stuff?
What's stopping you from having a date tonight? It's Friday for godsake
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>>69164764
No Hue I can't, I just need Team Dark and then I'm done and can finally play Sonic Battle
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Accidentally outed myself today, bloddy hell. :-(((
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>>69164822
They already knew anyway Anon, you're gay as frick.
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>>69164822
What did you say?
>"Do you like orange juice sweetie?"
"I like cocks!"
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>>69164781
Yes you can, stop being a coward.
Seriously, you've been playing videogames for years and years. You can keep playing them tomorrow, and next week, and for the rest of your life if so you please.
But not today. Turn off the games today. Live a little. Download dating apps. Have a date. Kiss a guy. You can do all of those things today. Tonight. All you gotta do is try.
Seriously, download the apps. You can start with tinder if you're feeling romantic or grindr if you're feeling feisty. Live a little. Lose yourself. Get out there tonight
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>>69164837
Hue....I already got a bf but sssssssssssssssh
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>>69164837
Even if you we're genuinely trying to help (which you're not), words on the internet are not going to convince an aging friendless virgin to do anything.
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>>69164846
Hue stop samefagging you snake
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>>69164834
Way off

>Do you have a girlfriend ?
No
>Are you straight ?
No

Got outed by a trick questions
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>>69164758
I'm alright, I think we're in a pretty similar boat though, so my 'alright' might be your 'torture'.
I tried finding Mr. Right, put a few years into it actually, but I've come up short and empty-handed.
I feel like I've taken an entire year's vacation off of life as a result of my failure, but I don't feel rested or refreshed or enlightened or like I've gained any maturity.
I'm running out of time and I don't think I'm going to make a difference.
I'm just thankful for these threads, just being able to speak with you is a miracle.
Thought I wouldn't know where I'd be right now if it wasn't for you, I'm certain I'd be worse off.
So, thank you, for being here.
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>>69164855
>trick questions
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Tell me about wojak posting Anon. Why is he so cynical?
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>>69164842
A real bf or a "bf" whom you've never met and whose face, name and address you don't know?
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>>69164858
Though*
How embarrassing!
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This is pretty cool, but some of the symbols are a bit fucky.
Been thinking of getting a full back tat for a while now but I can't settle on a design.
Something like this would be sweet tho.
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i have never been hugged from behind
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>>69164882
thats private hue....now back off go to your corner or harass other anons.
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>>69164846
>words on the internet are not going to convince an aging friendless virgin to do anything
The only thing there which is a problem is the "virgin" bit and that problem can be solved today.
Aging? Get together with other men your own age if it bothers you that much.
Friendless? Darling that's what the apps are for. You can literally make friends there.
Virgin? Well let's fix that tonight.
I'm not saying it's easy. I'm just saying you should take the first step and let fate do its thing.
Put yourself in situations where things might happen. Stop hiding from other gays.
Live a little. Download the apps. What's stopping you from downloading them? Try it, anon. Liberate your shackled sexuality.
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>>69164858
>tried finding Mr. Right
There is no mr right. Learn your lesson. Settle for mr. Real.
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>>69164858
>I'm certain I'd be worse off
I'm not that certain. This place can be like crack for the homeless. You think it's doing you good but it can be actually pulling you down as you grow roots in the comfort zone.
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>>69164898
So not a real bf, then.
Seriously, try the apps. A real bf is better than what you have.
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>>69164920
Mr. Real seems a lot like Mr. Right, doesn't he?
Isn't this just semantics?
>>69164937
You're still in the fight, I'm not.
My towel's been thrown and it's clear to me that nothing is going to happen outside of my comfort zone.
I didn't make it, so there's no harm in indulging myself here.
Maybe it's not the most healthy recourse, but nobody else is being harmed in my case, so what's the issue?
>>
gonna get tipsy tonight >:3
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>>69164387
YOU HIJACKED MY (YOU)S
>>69164331
thanks anon that is exactly what i needed...
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>>69164995
>Mr. Real seems a lot like Mr. Right, doesn't he?
No, anon. Only god knows the myriad of high expectations and demanding standards you uphold.
There's only one standard for mr. Real: he wants you back.
And I bet my testicles that you have never tried it with him, or you just ignored his advances.
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>>69164995
>what's the issue?
You giving up on life even though you're not old yet? That's the issue. You still have some youth left, even if a portion of it is gone.
It's true, you're only hurting yourself. But that's the thing, I care about you more than you care about yourself. You've given up but the fight is not over yet. You're just so bloody pessimistic and defeatist that you think you've hit rock bottom, when truth is there's still light in the end of the tunnel. You can't see it but I can, and so can others.
I can't be by your side to help you see the light, but others can. That's what you need. A normie guy by your side to show you how life's worth living. You can find him on the apps.
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words many today...
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>>69165036
It's other people's standards I don't meet, Anon.
If I was a more interesting person instead of the unhinged robot I am,
then Mr. Real might have given me a second chance.
Never tried? Ignored him?
I tried my hardest without going overboard, I tried to be genuine.
I don't know what sort of mental illness makes me the way I am, sperg, autist, ocd, bpd or any other alphabet disorder, but trying to fight it is like trying to fight the natural Earth itself.
There's just a point that comes along where you have to face objective reality and accept the facts.
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>>69165110
Please stop responding to hue he is not a good faith actor I can't understand why you people cannot grasp this
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>>69165110
>I tried my hardest
We both know this isn't true. You didn't try your hardest. You haven't been to dates, you didn't meet new guys, you didn't really give anyone a chance, you didn't try the apps, you didn't kiss, you didn't dance, you didn't fuck, you didn't try at all.
You can say you don't have high standards, but that's not true. People without high standards don't end up as incels.
You can go full 180 degrees now and pretend that *acshually* you've tried so much and so hard you're practically a normal person, but be honest... This conversation started because you talked about your incapacity to find mr. "Right". You already confessed everything I need to know, anon. I dread to think about how many standards you have for mr. Right. You're just like a teenage girl. You need a lot of growing up to do, and unfortunately it starts with sex.
I wish it didn't be like it is, but it do
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>>69165214
I hope there is an act of mass violence at the next crowd you are in
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>>69165211
I'm literally trying to save the incels whereas you would gladly accept them wasting their lives away so long you can have your little crybaby club for yourself.
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>>69165222
This is why people don't like you and you ended up alone in here.
Be honest with yourself. You haven't been to any dates, you haven't tried dating apps, you haven't met your local gays.
You didn't try shit.
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>>69165010
Don't do it alone. Go drink at a bar. Extra bonus points if it's a gay bar.
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I bet hue doesnt even know what kamen rider is
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>>69165211

>>69165036 is not hue
>>69165068 is hue

Trust me, I know who I'm speaking with.
My replies are deliberate.
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>gay bar
wouldnt that be gay
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>>69165366
I bet you don't even know what kissing a guy is like.
Luckily for you, that's a problem with a solution. Just try the apps and don't stop until you have your tongue inside a man's mouth.
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>beats you up for being a faggot
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>>69165374
Both are me actually, but nice try discerning anonymous posters.
When are you going to lose your virginity?
Please let it be before you're 40.
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no Hue we are talking about Kamen Rider....not dating apps....
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>>69165398
Can kamen Rider get you a bf?
No, so it's useless.
Focus on what matters. Your dating life, that is.
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>>69165379
That's the point. It's filled with gays, some of which are as lonely and starved of affection as you. One of them can be your future bf.
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dating and having a bf sounds tiring. its probably not likely to get a bf who only wants to hang out once or twice a month and is fine with random communication. actually thats probably not too uncommon
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Anyway...
What will you be
playing
watching
this weekend?
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>>69165438
>dating and having a bf sounds tiring
Trust me, it's less tiring than being a lonely virgin.
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Hue is so wracked from aids he has black orc blood
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>>69165446
The only thing you should be doing this weekend is dating, or using the necessary means to achieve dating.
You can resume your autism schedule Monday.
It's fucking friday, today is the perfect day to venture outside of your comfort zone.
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>>69165446
>playing
Megaman 3

>watching
curb your enthusiasm, on season 4 now
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>>69164858
It's not a bad boat to be in if I'm there with you.

If your doctor told you that there was a one in ten chance you wouldn't survive the year, how would you feel? What about one in five over five years?

I'm safely past the 'maybe only 3 months to live' phase but there was never any thunderstruck moment that changed everything. I'm still just me going through my boring everyday life. Just with a newfound awareness of how little time is left and how terrifyingly fast it trickles away.

Sorry for the late reply, I was showering and getting ready for the day.
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>>69165446
>playing
nothing
>watching
movies on that /tv/ twitch stream, probably
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>>69165461
I've never had any STDs. I always used condoms and only had bare sex in a relationship.
I hope that your fear of STDs is just how you cope with loneliness, and not the actual reason why you're dateless.
Because it would really suck to miss out on dating due to such an avoidable problem. You know about condoms, don't you?
Best of both worlds. Meanwhile you've got the worst deal.
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evens I do the next thread
odds I dont and see what edition summerfags will make
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>>69165448
maybe. i am pretty tired for no reason
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>>69165505
Are you legitimately dying from a disease or just contemplating suicide?
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>>69165530
>for no reason
Maybe it's due to your loneliness and lack of a social/dating life.
How long will it be until you finally decide to lose your virginity and find out for yourself how wrong you are about everything?
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>>69165538
I'm recovering, not dying.
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>>69165556
What was it? The disease, I mean.
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ok can we dial it back somewhat please Hue.
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>>69165602
You can do whatever you want, just try the apps, okay? Now. I mean it, now. Get your phone. Go to the playstore. Download it.
Do it. What are you waiting for?
How many more years of loneliness will you endure? How many, anon?
What the hell is stopping you?
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>>69165550
i dont know. its probably not going to be this weekend. i dont think im really that wrong here, but the degree of how annoying or uncomfortable might be off
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>>69165696
>i dont know
You know. You do know. You can deny, you can pretend, you can outright lie, but you know.
You know that your loneliness and lack of a dating life are cornerstones of your mental state.
>Not this weekend
Why the fuck not? Why not today? Why not now?
You've been pushing it forward for years, anon. Years. Ever since you were a teen, you've been running away from the inevitable confrontation of dating. And you're still doing it years later.
How much longer, anon? How many more years until you do what must be done?
Go have a date, dude. Do it now. Do it today. Stop bullshitting. You're hurting yourself
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theory:

Hue is a coping incel
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>be hungry
>make a steak dinner
>not hungry anymore when im done cooking
ugh i guess ill have cold steak later
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>>69165840
I was one, once. Ten years ago.
That's why I feel obligated to save you, as I was saved.
And salvation is out there. Not in your room. Not on your computer. Not on your comfort zone
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theory:
boys
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>>69165758
>why not today, why not now
i can only say because i dont feel like it. its not exactly the reason, but i dont know how to explain it. its just staying home alone is what comes naturally. if i ask myself what i want to do, its the first thing on the list. is that some kind of mental illness itself?
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>>69165976
conclusion:
o///o
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^^female brains attempting logic^^
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if the ass is brown do not go to town.
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>>69165987
>is that some kind of mental illness itself?
No, just stupidity.
Of course you like to stay inside. It's called the comfort zone and you're heavily addicted to it.
What you must understand is the difference between short and long term reward. Just like a drug addicted, you're choosing immediate easy pleasure (staying inside) over difficulty and hardship (facing reality and dating).
What you must realize is that this short term reward has consequences.
You will never "feel" like going outside and date. You will either force yourself to do what must be done, or you'll spend your entire life locked inside.
It's the old crossroads between choosing what is right and what is easy. For you, staying inside is easy, and it will devour your life like any other vice if you let it.
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>>69165505
I'm really not sure how I'd feel.
My first, honest, gut reaction would be to laugh at how simplified my life would become if it had an expiration date.
I don't think I'd feel any grief or sorrow at the idea of dying in such a short time frame.
After all, what exactly would be passing away that's more than the sum of my parts?
No great loss that anyone will remember and I had a few laughs along the way, so...
I'm sure you feel that's callous and probably don't see it that way.
I do know that numbing feeling of drifting through a boring life though, can feel constricting at times.
That's what makes things like this conversation so great, at least to me.
I wasn't in a great mental state this morning before life just dropped you, with your kind words and warm feelings, in front of me.
So, thanks for being there for a stranger, y'know?
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>>69166066
do you force yourself to go and date? i would think its something you look forward to
i dont really like the idea of that. life really sucks, always
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>>69166185
>do you force yourself to go and date?
In the beginning, yes I did. I waited years and years being lonely and trembling in my boots with fear until one day I did literally just that: I forced myself to go to my first date. I was nervous as hell, I have never been as nervous as that in my entire life. I was visibly shaking, sweating profusely, and just so damn scared I could pass out.
And yet, I forced myself each step of tbe way. I took the bus trembling in fear, heart racing, feeling nauseous. I got to the restaurant and got even more nervous. I saw the guy sitting down waiting for me and I nearly passed out. The only thing that made me calm down was when he took me in his arms and kissed me.
Obviously I'm more experienced now, experienced enough not to feel a syncope every first date. But the beginning was just like that: awkward and nerve wrecking. And guess what: it's like this for everybody.
Don't waste your 20s just because you're too much of a coward.
For once in your life driven by immediate comfort, face your fears, do what is right, not what is easy, and have a date.
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nothing like a solid hue essay
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>>69166294
it does sound better when said like that. ill work on it
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>>69166578
>ill work on it
Do it for real. Don't let it be just empty words.
Download the apps now. Arrange a date for tonight.
You've postponed it long enough
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>>69166142
I'm out and about, but I had to pull over and reply after seeing this. I'll be home soon, please wait for me. I don't want to lose you in the crowd. You're special.
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Kind of fucked up that I'm not being spooned by a cute guy right now.
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How come I can only find attachments when I'm purposefully trying to stay away from them. What's even the point of that.
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>>69152946
>tfw no boy to massage my back with his balls and dick
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>>69166773
How many times have you tried to keep in touch with people from here? And let me guess, every single time it went nowhere.
This won't be any different, anon. He's not special. He's just you. A clone. A mirror for you to see your flaws reflected back. And once again, it won't go anywhere because 2 tists can't make it right. You'll just ghost each other.
Now, if you put 5% of that dedication into real gay people close to you, you would find a bf in a matter of months.
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Kind of fucked up that I'm not having a skinny boy laying on top of me right now.
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>>69166952
Then go to the apps and find one. What are you waiting for? It's friday, bitch.
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>>69166967
Dude I have tinder and grindr open right now, I've been ising the apps for about a year now and nothing's come of it. Guys like me do not get bfs. Let me wallow, yearn, and rot in peace.
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>>69166991
>ising the apps for about a year now
>Still an incel
You can lie to me, but you can't lie to yourself. You're doing something wrong, and it probably is "not trying at all".
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hue is such a loser
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so apparently gay marriage and even gay sex could be next on the SC's chopping block, what would you do if m/m sex was illegal like it was in the old days?
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>>69167020
If they overturn Lawrence vs texas, would that make gay sex illegal in 50 states or just texas? As I recall it, texas was the only state that outlawed gay sex by 1999
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If they do chop gay marriage, what happens to all the couples that are already married?
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>>69167062

a lot of other states had sodomy laws. A few red states might even pass new ones.
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name a thing more bottom than scented candles
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>>69167083
>lot of other states had sodomy laws.
Which ones? I really thought texas was the only one
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>>69167082
enforced-divorce
either that or they'll stay married, kinda like items in games that you can't acquire anymore
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>>69167082

state thing probably, in red states they'll be annulled and in blue states kept.
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>>69167095

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_laws_in_the_United_States#/media/File:Sodomy_laws_in_the_United_States.svg

quite a few, probably would no be enforced though, even most conservatives are okay with buttsex.
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>>69167090
being deluded about their worth to me.
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>>69167131
>probably would no be enforced though
Wishful thinking.
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>>69167143
How do you even enforce a law like that? Butthole cams?
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>>69167201

bust gay bars and other gay spaces, also tended to be an add on crime, as in they bust you for something else, find out you are gay, then tact on sodomy too for more jail time.
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>ignore him
>"you must be tired"
I want to scream "I do not like talking to you" but i cant. instead i have to feel guilt.
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>>69166142
>>69166773
I'm home now and I hope that we can talk, it sounds silly but I have a hunch that you and I would be a dream together. Please don't pass me by.
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I am an edifice, a stern buttress overlooking stormy seas
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>>69167201
It can be used selectively to further oppress gay people, at the whims of the judicial system.
>Gay person is being prosecuted for whatever crime
>There's evidence of said person having gay sex
>Throw that into the accusations just to increment their sentence
That's how these laws used to work. They weren't enforced at large because they weren't "enforceable". They were used biasedly for individuals that gained notoriety for whatever reason
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>>69167201
>Sodomy illegal
>Gay pornography becomes a self evident crime
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that all sounds crazy... but im still not going to care about politics
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>tfw no bf to watch Kamen rider together
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>>69167359
you are an orifice, a slave buttboi overlooking my big cock
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>>69167404
Your right to be gay is on the line, you should care.
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>Your right to be gay is on the line
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>>69167404
Based
>>69167487
It will never happen. The current assimilation of homosexual culture through the strategy of homosexuality-for-heterosexuality rather than homosexuality-for-itself is working too well.
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>>69167492
I know you don't care because you are a literal kissless virgin who has never done anything gay in life, but you should think about your future.
You want to be able to marry your future bf and have lawful sex, don't you?
You don't actually plan on being a celibate forever, do you?
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Your 30 min on this general is over.
Fuck off
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anyone else think hue is extremely charismatic and funny? i wish i was him or friends with him and i wish he would be around more these days .
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>>69167514
>It will never happen
I appreciate your optimism, but that's just wishful thinking.
That black judge literally said that Lawrence and Obergefell are next in line for overturning.
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>>69167562
hue stop samefagging
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>>69167563
It's not optimism, it's just that the corporate appropriation of gayness has worked a lot better when it comes to making homosexuality invisible and a non threat.
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>>69167562
Thanks, anon, you're very sweet.
I'd gladly be your best bro if we were at close range. I'd teach you the ways of the normal. I'd force you to go to arranged dates. With my help, you'd find a bf in a month.
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so uhm
whats the deal with froot loops?
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>>69167589
That would still not stop conservative states from persecuting gay individuals by the rule of law, if such law existed. And it does in 14 states.
I know you live on the internet, the only place in the universe where minorities have equal voice, but real life is vastly different, homophobia is still prevalent, and you should never take your rights for granted. The fight against hate is never over.
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>>69167631
they loop, what's so hard to understand about that?
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>>69167646
>The fight against hate is never over.
You sound like a college student. The world isn't nearly as bad as you think. I live in the back country of the deep south and I'm out, I haven't had any trouble.
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how did brazil become so gay anyways? didnt they have an anti commie dictatorship
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>>69167688
>You sound like a college student
I am one. You sound like an incel. Are you one?
>The world is not as bad as you think
Oh is it, mr. Wanted criminal in 70 countries, who could face capital punishment in 7 of those?
>I'm out
Lmao you're "out" but it's not like you really do anything with that freedom,do you?
Don't pretend you can just hold your bf's hand in a small southern town and not face hatred, because you know you can't.
You just never did it before.
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>>69167707
A 21 year dictatorship sponsored by the USA military, never forget.
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>>69167688
Dude college is a gathering place for naive suckers to get scammed. They still have hopes and dreams.

There are basically two valid stances: things are bad and we need to fix them OR things are bad and they're impossible to fix. There is no 'its not that bad.' For anything, but especially not for gay rights.
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>>69167845
>get scammed
It must really suck to live in a country where you have to pay for education.
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I'm studying to be a computer scientist. whenever i think about computers i think i'm losing my soul, becoming a cog in the machine, surrendering my last chance to have love.
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>>69168024
CS and coding is peak soulless, i looked deep into myself and found myself to have no soul. i'm not even joking, i don't feel anything and can't empathise, the epitomy of soullessness.
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they should criminalize cashiers next
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cashiers are gods
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wonder what life would be like if they just banned videogames back in the 90s
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theres no point in trying anything new at age 24. Youre a complete joke to anyone who enjoyed the thing in their childhood. youre repulsive, disgusting. a foul retarded pitiful existence that makes everyone cringe.
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>>69168238
>theres no point in trying anything new at age 24.
What a fucking incel ideology is that.
By 25 you're still a little baby, your life has barely started.
Stop being so fucking defeatist dude
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at 32 you most definitely are too old. No one would want my immense baggage as a bf.
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>theres no point
real
>theres no point in trying
maybe
>theres no point in trying anything new
wrong
>theres no point in trying anything new at age 24
....?
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>>69168355
I'm not saying that 32 is ngmi but I'm not not saying it either.
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>>69168238
first time? i remember my first time too, thems were the days.
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>>69168355
its probably okay if you live in the small town
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new thread
>>69168500
>>69168500
texas texas



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